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  1. Remember this time people, on NASA Scientists Get Custom 24h39m-per-day Watches · · Score: 2, Funny

    80 past 2 on April 47th. I just hope they don't fuck up the conversion, again.

  2. Re:Extortion on SCO Approaches Google About Linux Licenses · · Score: 1
    Warden: Darl, meet Tyrone. Tyrone, Darl. I hope you two get along, you'll both be in this cramped, lonely cell for a long time.

    Darl: W-w-w-what are you in for?

    Tyrone: I done kilt muh boyfriend when his shit got too loose. You got a purdy mouth, dog.

    I can dream, can't I?

  3. No, IBM, Don't Do That! on Memo Confirms IBM Move To Linux Desktop? · · Score: 3, Funny

    SCO will sue you!

  4. Re:ah.... on Black Holes No More -- Introducing the Gravastar · · Score: 1
    Or maybe each gravistar in our universe contains... our universe. Pass through the edge of one, and end up on the corresponding edge of ours.

    What do you mean "puff, puff, pass, nigga", nigga? This be some gooooood shit!

  5. Is It Available... on Burning Man Festival Shows Up In Flight Simulator · · Score: 1

    ...for Combat Flight Sim?

  6. Oh Yeah?! on 100 Years of Macintosh · · Score: 4, Funny
    Well I set the arbitrary starting time on my OS to January 1st, 1804, so take that MacOS: The dupperOS epoch hits 200 years... 3h14m ago.

    Nya, nya!

  7. Great on Israel Suspends MS Office Purchases For Now · · Score: 1
    But Israel is quickly becoming the new China, and I'd frankly rather have a MS friendly, but reasonable government (because, lets face it, with the issues Israel is facing, office suite choice is not as great an indicator of intelligence and penis size as we'd like to think), than the current OSS embracing religious zealots.

    Disclaimer: Jewish by blood and upbringing, been to and love the Middle-East

  8. Yeah... on Mars Rovers On Final Approach · · Score: 1, Funny
    Have at you, Red Planet! *crash* Take that! *crash* And that! *crash* And THAT! *crash*

    That'll learn 'em to be all, fourth planet from the sun, and stuff.

  9. A Million Dollar Lawsuit on Weird Presents Anyone? · · Score: 2
    Against my Dad, for me breaking a man's back in a ski accident I don't remember because of a concussion and whose horrific extent had been hidden from me for the last three years by my parents. A man arrived at my door on Christmas Eve with the papers, while my family was having a rare and cherished moment of peace and harmony, irreperably destroying my sanity, conscience and peace of mind.

    Ignore the .sig; in retrospect, I was addressing myself.

  10. Does it Play Starcraft? on Xbox Struggles With Lackluster Sales In Korea · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    'Cause if it doesn't play Starcraft, why the fuck would the Koreans want it?

  11. Pfft... on China's War Against Wires · · Score: 5, Funny

    They sould see my desk behind my computer. Just last month I lost 3 good men in an expedition to unplug my monitor.

  12. Are You Trying to Get Fired?! on Christmas Lighting in Abundance · · Score: 1

    You Slashdotted your boss' website!

  13. Umm, Weren't We Promised... on Star Wars Galaxies - Jedi, Vehicles, Speeder Bike Racing · · Score: 2, Funny
    ...a space expansion, by now? Not to mention that the game would not suck?

    Damn, I'm glad EBX was out of copies when I went to buy it.

  14. I Didn't Know He Owned the Ticats... on Bob Young's Open Letter to SCO/Darl McBride · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Darl: "Aaaaargooooos!"

  15. Re:Totally unrelated... on Sports Videogames And Sports - Symbiotic Or Parasitic? · · Score: 1

    I never would have started playing Football in high school if not for EA's Madden series. That is all.

  16. I'm Sorry, I Just Have To... on Toshiba Develops 0.85'' Hard Disk · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Jeese, I've heard the Asian stereotypes, but .85"? Wow.

  17. Correction on Police and Lawyers Love E-ZPass · · Score: 1

    Police and prosecutors love E-ZPass.

  18. Re:What?! on Star Wars Battlefront Announced, Detailed · · Score: 1

    The Trade Federation is part of the Seperatists, who are in the game.

  19. Re:Gandalf aging backwards? on Peter Jackson Hints At The Hobbit · · Score: 2, Funny
    In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire. With his long wooden pipe, fuzzy, woolly toes, he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him...

    /Spock

  20. eeeeeeeee!!! on LotR RotK Premiere Today In New Zealand · · Score: -1, Troll

    (squeel of geekish delight)

  21. ASCII-art Made Easy on Color Ascii Art Library · · Score: 4, Funny
    @

    Behold! The human form in all it glory!

    You can even recreate classic works of art:

    The Arnolfini Wedding Portrait by Jan Van Eyck:

    ______
    |..(......_
    |@@....
    |..d........

    The Creation of Adam by Michaelangelo:

    ......
    ..@ @
    ......
    Tyr Hits! -more-

    And for God's sake, lighten up the lameness filter!

  22. I Think... on Halo - Warthog Cloned, Red Vs Blue DVD-ed · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...it looks more like a Puma.

  23. Did Anyone Else... on First Review Of Return Of The King · · Score: 1

    ...squeel with geekish delight upon seeing this?

  24. Civil War on Congress Expands FBI Powers · · Score: 0

    I've noticed, over the past few months, a trend on many of the relatively moderate online boards I read (Slashdot, Fark, etc.) towards speculation of a coming US Civil War or major uprising. It started with a post every few threads from someone lightly suggesting it as a duly remote scenario. However, in the last week or so, I've noticed several passing suggestions of such a possibilty per political thread, and even one or two outright predictions and advocations. Now, as a half-assed internet armchair sociologist, I'm wondering if this is just the developement of yet another internet meme, like so many before, or an independantly developing conclusion that might be symtomatic of the awakening of a greater public realization. And, even if it is just a silly Slashdot-Fark meme, such things have migrated into general public consciousness, in the past. I think that in the coming months and years, this idea might just creep into the mainstream, a zeitgeist of the mid-2000s. An ghost, barely evident in subtle overtones in the media, at first, and coming more out into the open as people gradually identify the shadow of a doubt that had been growing inside them, and subconsciously become more and more accepting of the idea as a real possibility. Of course, I could just be JonKatzing out my ass, here, but I can see the process occurring now, in the spawning and proving grounds of modern greater cultural memes, the internet.

  25. Re:John Titor at work...again on Congress Expands FBI Powers · · Score: 1
    I've noticed, over the past few months, a trend on many of the relatively moderate online boards I read (Slashdot, Fark, etc.) towards speculation of a coming US Civil War or major uprising. It started with a post every few threads from someone lightly suggesting it as a duly remote scenario. However, in the last week or so, I've noticed several passing suggestions of such a possibilty per political thread, and even one or two outright predictions and advocations. Now, as a half-assed internet armchair sociologist, I'm wondering if this is just the developement of yet another internet meme, like so many before, or an independantly developing conclusion that might be symtomatic of the awakening of a greater public realization. And, even if it is just a silly Slashdot-Fark meme, such things have migrated into general public consciousness, in the past. I think that in the coming months and years, this idea might just creep into the mainstream, a zeitgeist of the mid-2000s. An ghost, barely evident in subtle overtones in the media, at first, and coming more out into the open as people gradually identify the shadow of a doubt that had been growing inside them, and subconsciously become more and more accepting of the idea as a real possibility.

    Of course, I could just be JonKatzing out my ass, here, but I can see the process occurring now, in the spawning and proving grounds of modern greater cultural memes, the internet.