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  1. Re:Holiday Shot? on Shuttle Launch Delayed · · Score: 4, Funny

    No pr disaster if things go wrong; they can simply say that it was an elaborate fireworks display!

  2. Re:multi-taskers on Cell Users As Bad As Drunk Drivers · · Score: 1

    I'm used to having a bus full of drunk adults (bachelor parties) and rowdy kids.

    Damn, that must have been some bachelor party...

  3. Re:Modest Proposal on Congress May Add Record Requirements to MySpace · · Score: 1

    It's been made clear time and again that whats good for the goose isn't good for the gander when it comes to government. Government insists on having a growing base of knowledge about the movements of its citizens. When those citizens ask for more oversight and accountability of their government in return, they are told those things are secret, war on terror, or some other nonsense excuse of the day.

    Just yesterday, there was a story on Slashdot about a family in New Hampshire arrested for videotaping police on their property. Those who dare to watch the watchers are being dealt with more harshly as time goes on.

  4. Re:Terrorism? on Congress May Add Record Requirements to MySpace · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes. He ordered the 9/11 attacks after his bitch mom wouldn't give him a ride to the mall. Listening to emo and cutting himself just wasn't doing the trick anymore.

  5. Re:Well... on Ask Futurama Star Billy West About...? · · Score: 1

    He's done them both. (fry and zap)

    That's true unless he's observed. Then its either/or.

  6. Re:Save Me From Myself on Ask Futurama Star Billy West About...? · · Score: 2, Funny

    My question: Of all the characters you've played, which one do you use the most when sitting on the toilet?

    Zoidberg. There can be no other.

  7. Re:oh man Billy West on Ask Futurama Star Billy West About...? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Oh yeah, just like Leonard Nimoy did when he wore his spock ears out to the bars.

  8. Re:Question number plz99 on Ask Futurama Star Billy West About...? · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This leads to a bigger question: does Billy actually get to work with his castmates? Especially on an ensamble show like the Simpsons, its extremely common to have voice actors record their bits at different studios or at different times of day.

    When the cast of the Simpsons did "Inside the Actors Studio" a couple of years ago, they joked that that was one of the few times in the run of the series that the cast was all in the same room together at the same time.

  9. Sirius on Ask Futurama Star Billy West About...? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Has Howard Stern or any other representative of Sirius Satellite radio approached you about doing a show there?

  10. Re:Headlines on Dick Tracy's New Linux Box? · · Score: 1

    Inspiration for the dupe to follow.

  11. Re:Where to draw the line on user ignorance? on Dealing with Phishing · · Score: 4, Funny

    For example, I'm creating the front-end for an application and one of the requests was that we build in such things as making sure "male connectors" on parts don't get matched up with other "male connectors"

    Not that theres anything wrong with that...

  12. Re:Monitored Transactions on 'Big Brother' Eyes Make Us Act More Honestly · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I never thought the fake cameras were a good idea. A jewelery store owner not too far from where I grew up was held up/burgled several times over a period of about ten years. After the first time or two, he installed a couple of those fake cameras as a deterrent. When he got held up for real, he had to convince the angry man with the finger on the trigger of the gun pointed at his head that the cameras were fake and there weren't any tapes to hand over. If the robber didn't buy it, who knows what would have happened.

  13. Re:"Convenience" fees! Heh. on Top off Your Parking Meter with a Cell Call · · Score: 2, Insightful

    and with all that put on the customer, some actually have the balls to leave out a tip jar.

  14. The best part? on 1st Heinlein Prize Awarded · · Score: 4, Funny

    He can yell "front!" at any time and have beautiful women available to do his bidding 24 hours a day. He even gets a fair witness included at no extra charge.

  15. Re:And has encouraged americans on Interstate Highway System: 50th Anniversary · · Score: 1

    Keep in mind that the interstate highway system was ultimately meant to be an efficient means of moving military hardware around. If the commies came knocking, you could clear the roads and send reenforcements to just about any major city.

    Trains just wouldn't cut it. Ever try squeezing a minuteman missile onto an Amtrak luggage bin? :)

  16. Re:Bush Bash-Fest is OLD on The 10 Tech People Who Don't Matter · · Score: 1

    That is indicative of the greater problem of partisan politics dividing the people elsewhere in the US. With topics discussed at length such as the Patriot act, you can't help but bring politics into the picture as you look at the guilty parties who pushed that tripe into law. With the downturn of civil liberties of late, it makes one pine for the quaint days when we'd argue about the less-threatening DMCA.

  17. Re:the other man in his life on Has My Cell Number Been Cloned? · · Score: 1

    Have you thought that maybe there is a possibility the poster was a woman?

    Okay, now you're getting into a whole make-believe world here.

  18. Any teeth to these? on AT&T Rewrites Privacy Policy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do privacy polices have any real legal meaning to them? Companies write them, I don't think they'll punish themselves for violating them.

  19. Re:My question is... on Prototype System Blocks Digital Cameras · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Personally, I think that technological solutions (jammers, faraday cages) to etiquette problems (talking on your cell phone and disturbing others) are a mistake, and I feel that people who advocate such drastic measures just to prevent themselves from being inconvenienced are more rude than the people they complain about. You don't like the person next to you talking on his cell phone? Don't ask the owners/government to make it so it won't work -- instead, ask the guy to stop, and remind him how rude he's being.

    In that case, its really an avoidance of confrontation. Many people don't want to go up to somebodys face and ask them not to use the phone or stop being an asshat. Especially since you don't know if the person is going to blow up at you or worse. A passive-aggressive approach like this heads it off at the pass. Phone doesn't get a signal, oh well.

  20. Re:Misuse? on Prototype System Blocks Digital Cameras · · Score: 5, Funny

    It sounds like it's a technology for the power hungary.

    And just what does the utility company in Budapest have to do with it?

  21. Re:By the logic of WA lawmakers... on WA Law Means Linking to Gambling Websites Illegal · · Score: 1

    All the members of a breast cancer group suddenly had to start referring to themselves as survivors of "hooter cancer".

    Same deal with the cervical cancer groups. The filters discriminated against both hooter and cooter!

    /rimshot

  22. Re:Encourage loyalty on Procurement Fraud in the IT Sector · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's too bad that most companies are only in business to line the pockets of the top execs this quarter, and damn the next financial period

    Too true. The best part of is that these clowns get to walk away with insane severance packages after running companies into the ground that no mere mortal outside of this priviledged class will ever see. I'd love to be able to completely and utterly fuck up at my job and be "severed" with several years salary and other lovely parting gifts.

  23. Re:Hardly news on Pope Advised Hawking Not to Study Origin of Universe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Agreed The real news is that the Inquisition finally caught up with Galileo. I'll submit the story right away!

  24. Re:article left out picture of his nurse on Hawking Says Humans Must Go Into Space · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hello nurse! I have a feeling that the "spongebath" button on his synthesizer is very well-worn...

  25. Re:OH NOES!!!1!!! on Judging The Apple 'Sweatshop' Charge · · Score: 5, Funny
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    Sorry man, I tried.