You have to try to extend your warp field around it to change its gravitational mass and fail. Then hope Q puts it back in the proper orbit after you save his life from a plasma creature.
I would love a job cleaning at a Google Data Center. But I only have a Bachelor's of Computer Science. I do not have time to get my Master's to qualify for the position.;)
When will you trust a "Robot Barber" to cut your hair? Sure they would test the software and such, but edge cases and an "off by 1" error would be much more painful I would imagine.
There is a bloody jumper to reset the BIOS password.
Yes, even in this digital age, sometimes a person has to connect two pieces of metal with another piece of metal. Sure a paperclip would suffice, but we are civilized creatures.
Do the specs include unit tests? I could see that if the requirement states that the code must meet spec and demonstrate it by passing the provided unit test that might be reasonable.
This would be part of the review process and acceptance testing, not as you quote:
"Developers are always fine with it until we get toward the end of a project and the customer is complaining about bugs."
Don't wait until the end of a project to demand what your project management is supposed to provide.
They won't "voluntarily" leave the ship. Cause that is where their private World of Warcraft server will be. How else do you think they go so many volunteers? Bet they promised the "elitist gear", a higher level cap, and a new playable Martian race too.
I have said it many times that if a way to produce virtually free/unlimited energy was developed tomorrow the same companies would still be selling you energy at market rates. They may pass on some of the savings, but people will still have to pay to get it.
The alien surgeon general recommends not eating pasty white humans from the northwest continent. You can eat all the yellow ones you like from the eastern continent they are much healthier for you. Though you may find yourself hungry again in just a few parsecs.
I want to like it, but if they ever want any real fandom they need to pick a name and stick to it for more than 15 minutes. I loved My - S - Q - L and I want to love whatever the hell you call it too!
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Louisiana sold its old lever voting machines to Mexico when it got the new "touch" voting machines.
You would not believe how pissed off the Mexicans were when Edwin Edwards was voted in as President of Mexico.
You have to try to extend your warp field around it to change its gravitational mass and fail. Then hope Q puts it back in the proper orbit after you save his life from a plasma creature.
I would love a job cleaning at a Google Data Center. But I only have a Bachelor's of Computer Science. I do not have time to get my Master's to qualify for the position. ;)
Ha, I know the proper place to get "Tea Earl Grey Hot(TM)".
When will you trust a "Robot Barber" to cut your hair? Sure they would test the software and such, but edge cases and an "off by 1" error would be much more painful I would imagine.
There is a bloody jumper to reset the BIOS password.
Yes, even in this digital age, sometimes a person has to connect two pieces of metal with another piece of metal. Sure a paperclip would suffice, but we are civilized creatures.
Do the specs include unit tests?
I could see that if the requirement states that the code must meet spec and demonstrate it by passing the provided unit test that might be reasonable.
This would be part of the review process and acceptance testing, not as you quote:
"Developers are always fine with it until we get toward the end of a project and the customer is complaining about bugs."
Don't wait until the end of a project to demand what your project management is supposed to provide.
This crazy scientist kidnapped my cat and put it in a box! See if the D-Wave computer can tell me if my cat is alive or not.
Let the poster explain to the judge that he "owns" the comment, but doesn't have a delete or edit button.
Judge might rule Slashdot be taken off the internet.
Did anyone check to see if the young mouse was "less healthy" afterwards?
"Didn't actually know that he's not involved with the antivirus vusiness anymore."
But still not sure if we have less reasons to dislike the guy now or not.
They won't "voluntarily" leave the ship. Cause that is where their private World of Warcraft server will be.
How else do you think they go so many volunteers? Bet they promised the "elitist gear", a higher level cap, and a new playable Martian race too.
"Comments owned by the poster."
I will believe that when they add an "edit" button at least for a short while after posting.
Homosexuality was removed from the DSM because in this modern day and age, being immoral is not abnormal.
Really?
You mean Celine Dion does tours in Detroit?
I have said it many times that if a way to produce virtually free/unlimited energy was developed tomorrow the same companies would still be selling you energy at market rates. They may pass on some of the savings, but people will still have to pay to get it.
I've eaten that! It is called a baseball sirloin.
Works on both ends. You could also use it to wipe the yolk/joke off your face.
I imagine US currency coming in nice $100 "soft rolls of paper". Least that way you know your money is always worth a ... well you get the picture.
Hey we need to get some Synergy going between your HOSS and my Packet In My Packet (PIMP) protocol. I can totally pimp your hoss you know what I mean!
"women aren't just vending machines you put niceness tokens into until sex comes out."
*SPOILER ALERT* - Don't click link unless you finished Baldur's Gate 2.
What a waste of tokens! You need 15 to get the Boots of Speed!
The alien surgeon general recommends not eating pasty white humans from the northwest continent. You can eat all the yellow ones you like from the eastern continent they are much healthier for you. Though you may find yourself hungry again in just a few parsecs.
Let me know if they make "mini" printed Abrams battle tank prototype. I would love to give that to my daughter!
I want to like it, but if they ever want any real fandom they need to pick a name and stick to it for more than 15 minutes.
I loved My - S - Q - L and I want to love whatever the hell you call it too!
"Haven't we learned anything from the movies... this is how the zombie apocalypse begins"
Nope, still not funny. Will check back in 28 weeks.