User: thesjaakspoiler

I proudly belong to the 5%

On: Microsoft Project Manager Says Mozilla Should Get Down From Its 'Philosophical Ivory Tower,' Cease Firefox Development (zdnet.com)

Microsoft's switch to Chromium just confirms what everyone already knows : Microsoft is a failing giant. I'd only wish that Firefox has supported Firebug instead of trying to replace it with something that isn't near as good.

Cisco equipment with NSA addons

On: US Accuses Huawei of Stealing Trade Secrets, Defrauding Banks (bloomberg.com)

I do recall that the NSA was intercepting Cisco hardware to install backdoors on those systems. https://arstechnica.com/tech-p... Obama was all about change so that is maybe why he didn't make a big deal out of those NSA changes.

5% of the Japanese population is like this.

On: Internet Addiction Spawns US Treatment Programs (reuters.com)

Living off their parents salary/pension, contributing nothing to society except consuming tons of manga from illegal manga sites and playing online games all day. Once in a while they go out, either buying more manga at Akihabara or stabbing a bunch of innocent people. And we, the working people, are indirectly paying for their 'lifestyle' as taxes only seem to go up. They should reintroduce workcamps to make these people contribute something to this society.

I read : Facebook is shutting down in moments

On: Facebook Is Shutting Down Moments (techcrunch.com)

Was getting ready for the world to be thrown in chaos.

FISA Gag orders

On: US Pressed Chinese Firms To Show One Example of When They Resisted Request For Data From Chinese Government, But They Have Never Done So: WSJ (wsj.com)

Chinese most likely has them, just like the US does.

You forgot to mention the sharks

On: Facebook's Plans For Space Lasers Revealed (ieee.org)

No laser system can be seriously considered when it doesn't involve sharks. Even North Korea is working on them : https://www.pinterest.com/pin/... And Bolton whispers in my ear that I also must mention Iran....

Dinosaurus farts

On: Ancient Climate Change Triggered Warming That Lasted Thousands of Years (phys.org)

It's like 10,000 Homer Simpsons farting at the same time. Any idea how much methane gets out in one rip?

Autonomous Unicycles are the holy grail

On: Uber is Exploring Autonomous Bikes and Scooters (techcrunch.com)

Everybody knows that. Just like sharks with freakin' laserbeams.

Doubleclick to fullscreen

On: VLC Passes 3 Billion Downloads (venturebeat.com)

Why can't Apple add that feature to their petty attempt to make a mediaplayer?

Something like COVFEFE?

On: Procter and Gamble Unveils New Device That Aims To Remove Signs of Aging (bbc.com)

No idea what acronym you'r refering to.

No redneck skintone either

On: Procter and Gamble Unveils New Device That Aims To Remove Signs of Aging (bbc.com)

After 150 years of indifferences, we finally found something to unite us.

Pics are impressive.

On: Wireless Tech Company Finds Way To Charge Drones In Flight

Imagine such towers all over the place. Drone delivery is going to get exciting. https://www.damninteresting.co...

Pictures or it didn't happen : John McCain

On: Huawei Has Suspected Ties To Front Companies In Iran and Syria, New Documents Reveal (reuters.com)

I got one for you : John McCain had ties with ISIS but the MSM doesn't seem to be interested in reporting about that : https://en.azvision.az/news/51...

Luckily we still got the bees

On: Monarch Butterfly Numbers Plummet 86 Percent In California (usatoday.com)

.. ow ... wait ...

Just like GMail

On: Google Chrome's New UI is Ugly, And People Are Very Angry (zdnet.com)

not all changes are for the better....

Because it has Electrolytes!

On: Here's What 2019 Holds For Paint.NET (betanews.com)

Everyone knows that it the secret sauce of the .NET framework.

real men stay their ground : paint.exe

On: Here's What 2019 Holds For Paint.NET (betanews.com)

satisfying everyone's creative needs since Windows 1.0

Look! Someone dropped a billion dollars!

On: A Man Spent $5,000 of His Own Money To Put Zimbabwe on Street View (cnet.com)

Just 999 more billion dollar notes to actually buy an apple. https://www.amazon.com/Zimbabw...

Russians are far more damaging to society

On: Facebook's WhatsApp Has an Encrypted Child Porn Problem (techcrunch.com)

Or at least that is what the mainstream US media wants me the believe. So that is why all Facebook's attention goes to the wrong area.

Can it detect privacy?

On: Google Lens Can Now Recognize a Billion Items (theverge.com)

Or was I blatently tricked into doing away with my privacy when installing that app?

Can it bring me a beer too?

On: UK Chip-Maker Arm is Working on an AI-Powered Smart Chip That Can Tell if You Smell (newscientist.com)

I got a wife. She can tell me if I smell and bring me a beer. Let's see how long it takes them SiliconValley wizards to make an AI do that both....

Japan : work 5x12 and get paid 5x8

On: Burnout, Stress Lead More Companies To Try a Four-Day Work Week (reuters.com)

And if you say your employee is a 'manager' then it's legal to pay no overtime allowance.

Re:Tax the sh*t out of people

On: Saturn's Rings Are Disappearing At a 'Worst-Case Scenario' Rate, NASA Says (usatoday.com)

Not sure how but the EU leftists will find a way

Re:And 30% of Americans blame this on ...

On: Saturn's Rings Are Disappearing At a 'Worst-Case Scenario' Rate, NASA Says (usatoday.com)

Russians (if you are from the US/UK)

Tomorrow's headline : Tumbler vanishes today

On: Tumblr Porn Vanishes Today

Know ... your ... audience ....