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NRA Gives Ajit Pai 'Courage Award' and Gun For 'Saving the Internet' (arstechnica.com)

The National Rifle Association (NRA) today gave its Charlton Heston Courage Under Fire Award to Ajit Pai, chairman of the Federal Communications Commission. "Pai was about to speak at the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC) in Maryland when the award presentation seemed to catch him by surprise," reports Ars Technica. "The award is a handmade long gun that could not be brought on stage, so it will be housed in the NRA museum until Pai can receive it." From the report: "Ajit Pai, as you probably already know, saved the Internet," American Conservative Union (ACU) Executive Director Dan Schneider told the audience. The ACU is the host of CPAC; Schneider made a few more remarks praising Pai before handing the award presentation over to NRA board member Carolyn Meadows. Pai "fought to preserve your free speech rights" as a member of the FCC's Republican minority during the Obama administration, Schneider said. Pai "fought and won against all odds, but the Obama administration had some curveballs and they implemented these regulations to take over the Internet." "As soon as President Trump came into office, President Trump asked Ajit Pai to liberate the Internet and give it back to you," Schneider added. "Ajit Pai is the most courageous, heroic person that I know."

The signature achievement that helped Pai win the NRA courage award came in December when the FCC voted to eliminate net neutrality rules. The rules, which are technically still on the books for a while longer, prohibited Internet service providers from blocking and throttling lawful Internet traffic and from charging online services for prioritization. Schneider did not explain how eliminating net neutrality rules preserved anyone's "free speech rights."
Right Wing Watch posted a video of the ceremony.

563 comments

  1. Wow by Mister+Transistor · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Just wow. I really hope these motherfuckers have a good view of each other when they're burning in hell.

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    1. Re:Wow by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 0

      Just wow. I really hope these motherfuckers have a good view of each other when they're burning in hell.

      They're a bunch of stupid fanatics, sure, but unfortunately not stupid enough to believe in 'hell'.

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    2. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes --- for real Trump supporters Pai is ... feckin-A unspeakable.

    3. Re:Wow by JoshuaZ · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There is no justice but what we make. Instead of wishing for some deity that likely doesn't exist, or is at best indifferent, work to turn them out of power. Donate to the groups that support net neutrality like the Electronic Frontier Foundation https://www.eff.org/, and support candidates who will work on net neutrality and sane gun laws. Right now, approximately most Americans support background checks for buying guns http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/374692-poll-97-percent-support-background-checks-for-all-gun-buyers. You can help out with both these issues by donating to Conor Lamb's election https://conorlamb.com/. Lamb is running as the Democrat in Pennsylvania's 18th district for the upcoming special election to replace Tim Murphy. Lamb is in favor of net neutrality and is in favor sensible gun restrictions. He's a former Marine, and a former prosecutor, which gives him a healthy appreciation for guns (and let's be honest many Dems probably can't tell the difference between different guns other than that if they look scary they must be an "assault weapon"). He's a reasonable moderate and is running in a close election. Don't hope for hell, work to put better people in charge.

    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not much different than giving obama a nobel prize because he's obama. Ideologues love rewarding their chosen heroes.

    5. Re:Wow by TheGratefulNet · · Score: 2

      I feel sick. sick to my stomach.

      the ghouls are running things, they are happy as pigs in shit and they have ZERO idea that they are living in an opposite-world of reality.

      this proves - more than anything - that we have 2 (or even more) countries in the US. we'll NEVER meet in the middle. it has not happened and we are drawing even farther apart as each day passes.

      I see a civil war happening.

      I hope I'm wrong, but I don't think I am.

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    6. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Peace Prize Committee in Oslo had stated that the U.S. President had earned the award "for his extraordinary efforts to strengthen international diplomacy and cooperation between peoples."

      In particular, it is "Obama's vision and work for a world without nuclear weapons" that makes him a worthy Nobel Prize laureate, the head of the Norwegian Nobel Committee Thorbjørn Jagland said.

      Do you feel that there is anything specific with this that is incorrect?

      The NRA award is stupid because what Ajit Pai did was harming the Internet rather than saving it.

      On the other hand there are plenty of awards that are given ironically. Perhaps the NRA one is one of them.

    7. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know 1984 was about the extreme left, but these days the Newspeak seems to be coming from the other side (saving the internet, fake news, alternative facts, clean coal, ... the list grows every day).

    8. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lmfao. A civil war? Right.

      I see a bunch of angry arm chair warriors as always.

      If you think a civil war is justified because of net neutrality, you're probably retarded.

    9. Re:Wow by Teun · · Score: 1

      Curious, I always thought it was a parable of the resurrection of ultra right-wing Nazism...

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    10. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for demonstrating the problem.

    11. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell does not exist. They'll end up being dead like anybody else, but in the meantime they'll enjoy money, power and privilege while you will not. Their lives will be good, yours will not be. And there is absolutely nothing that you or anything else can do about it. Tell me, how does it feel? I enjoy witnessing impotent rage.

    12. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      >they have ZERO idea that they are living in an opposite-world of reality

      Nope. They know damn well wtf they are doing. Playing dumb is a very effective strategy.

      Continuing to insist down is up creates doubt in reality that can be exploited. Milions of people are buying what they are selling.

      It's that "I see four lights!" shit.

    13. Re:Wow by lister+king+of+smeg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I know 1984 was about the extreme left, but these days the Newspeak seems to be coming from the other side (saving the internet, fake news, alternative facts, clean coal, ... the list grows every day).

      Curious, I always thought it was a parable of the resurrection of ultra right-wing Nazism..

      It wasn't about the left or the right it was about extreme authoritarianism.

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    14. Re:Wow by GNious · · Score: 1

      I see a civil war happening.

      I hope I'm wrong, but I don't think I am.

      Roger Stone, Trumpy advisor, already warned that getting rid of The Donald would result in Civil War.

    15. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Civil war? For the internet? Lol. Civil war may happen when people starve, but not because of stupid computers and other techno shit.

    16. Re:Wow by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What happened to that wounded security guard who was first to confront the gunman in Las Vegas? Shouldn't he be the one getting the 'courage award' from the NRA?

      Aji Pai will be getting millions for fucking over the American people. And now, he's getting around the clock protection from the Secret Service. What he did doesn't require courage.

      That security guard in Vegas, on the other hand, was probably getting paid barely above minimum wage for confronting a gunman with multiple assault weapons.

    17. Re:Wow by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The NRA award is stupid because what Ajit Pai did was harming the Internet rather than saving it.

      Anyway, the most ridiculous thing about this is that the Internet is a world-wide network that Pai or even the whole FCC couldn't possibly either save or destroy, whichever they decide to prefer. They simply can't do any of that. All they can do is to screw up the Internet for Americans.

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    18. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what for doing nothing for 6 mins BEFORE the shooting started?

    19. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      These are not related issues

      You are literally commenting on an article about the NRA (that's guns, dumbass) has given an award to Ajit Pai (that's net neutrality, dumber ass).

      That must be among the top ten most unspeakably stupid comments of the last week on Slashdot. Possibly even the last year.

    20. Re: Wow by Z00L00K · · Score: 0

      Hello Godwin's law.

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    21. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't this the same JoshuaZ that sockpuppets on Wikipedia?

    22. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They love when everyone shuts up, bends over, and tries to think these guys will go to hell.
      If you want these monsters to get even a sliver of what they deserve, you need to give them and their families the full Guantanamo treatment. Because they sure-as-the-lack-of-hell aren't gonna do it to themselves.

      Besides, even if you *do* believe in hell, have you forgotten that all it takes is a priest to absolve you of your sins at the last moment to go to heaven - unlike those who died without such a chance at the hands of these atrocious inhumans hired goons after maybe they swore while stubbing their toe a couple of days earlier?

    23. Re:Wow by Teun · · Score: 1

      True, for a moment I forgot the time this book was written when memories of both Stalin and Hitler were fresh, I grew up with especially memories of the Nazi period and much less exposure to the horrible Stalin regime.

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    24. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's not civil war over the internet, it's guns, it's the environment, increasing the debt to give money to rich people, it's the fact that medicine and education, which are necessary to live, are becoming too expensive to have. The theme is to take everything to give to one group and leave scorched earth behind. It isn't just greed, it's unsustainable absorbing of everything from everywhere. Mosquitoes bite and have a meal, these suck until the corpse is bone dry.

      I am sorry, but I don't want a mad max future for our schools where everyone is armed. You know they already had school drills for shootings in florida and still people died, right? And with net neutrality gone, you get whatever content your internet provider lets you have, like the cable company. Sorry, you didn't buy the youtube/facebook package, just the wikipedia one. That's another $29.95 per month.

      And sure, let's do more offshore drilling and slick our beaches with oil and either kill or make inedible our remaining fish. Great idea! And while we are at it, we can forcibly export a third of my classmates to Mexico. They may have lived here for as long as they can remember, but whatever. At least they won't get shot in their new Mexican school.

      This gift of a gun from one group actively destroying our country to another actively destroying and then a speech by consevatives praising their destruction shows they all sip drinks down at the local country club together. They are actively plotting the destruction of our country. If that is not a reason for civil war, I don't know what is.

      But let's try voting these assholes out first. Internet shame them for their positions. Call out the lies and double speak. They say they are making things better, or "great again". But these are crimes and they need to be documented and prosecuted. And if that doesn't work, the guns will follow.

    25. Re:Wow by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 1

      Right. Because how American companies, American content creators and American software developers interact with and upon the internet will have no effect on the internet for the rest of the world at all.

    26. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Make outrageous claims.
      2. Everyone gets pissed off and the news cycle forgets about the Florida shooting.
      3. ???
      4. Nothing changes.

    27. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cant wait!

      Love,
      The Entire Fucking World

    28. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you Americans really do all believe that when you fart, the rest of us smell it, amirite?

      eejuts.

    29. Re:Wow by kick6 · · Score: 2

      Just wow. I really hope these motherfuckers have a good view of each other when they're burning in hell.

      I know right? Zuckerberg's power to shape political discourse - at no cost - was getting out of hand. Wait...those are the motherfuckers you were talking about, right?

    30. Re: Wow by thomst · · Score: 5, Informative

      Speaking of George Orwell's novel1984, Teun stated:

      Curious, I always thought it was a parable of the resurrection of ultra right-wing Nazism...

      Prompting Z00L00K to sneer:

      Hello Godwin's law.

      Fail. Hard, hard fail.

      In a discussion about a famous literary work the setting and premise of which is the soul-crushing effect on individuals of life in a totalitarian state which exercises uncompromising control over every aspect of its citizens' lives to the degree that it dictates their employment of vocabulary specifically designed to obfuscate and reverse the meaning of established words, it is entirely appropriate for a participant to state that he or she believed that the book itself was about Nazism.

      Godwin's Law does not apply here, in any way, shape, or form.

      Had Teun said something like, "Ajit Pai is a Nazi," or, "CPAQ is just a bunch of Nazis," or even, "You must be a Nazi sympathizer," then Godwin's Law would, indeed, have been invoked. In the above case, which is absent of any trace of ad hominem, it absolutely does not ...

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    31. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's we? Lol

    32. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. But we do believe that our innovations (like the Internet) change the world.

    33. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Nazis were leftists.

    34. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If 'Dems' are so gun ignorant, how about you let one take a shot a you?

    35. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Nazis weren't from the right. They were National Socialists.

    36. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't like it when Democrats use the same strategy like Republicans :) oh the irony. 2018 will be very interesting, indeed. Will see how the crowing goes after the mid trems.

    37. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the deity likely doesn't exists, then neither does Justice, and they are entitled to shit on us as much as we are entitled to complain about it. But if there is a higher power of good, then sure, some meaning exists. :)

    38. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      âoeYou're trying to warp your district by acquiring resources outside of it to put on a production to attract the people inside the district, subverting the democratic process.
      If I was sheriff, you'd hang.
      Absolute scum.âoe

      So you donâ(TM)t think the GOP uses outside resources to impact a local election. You are a troll and not even a very clever one. This is a war for our democracy and every republican is complicit in destroying it. The GOP has been out of control for twenty years. Ever since they made a pact with the Moral Majority to destroy the separation between church and state. One of the fundamental tenets of our democracy. With each passing election they forget even why they existed in the first place.

      You could say at one time that they were fiscally conservative but they drank the Laffer and now canâ(TM)t even pretend to be fiscally conservative. At one time they were for limited government but now that they do the Christian conservativesâ(TM) biddiding they pass myriad laws that invade personal lives.

      And hanging someone for expressing their opinion is a complete fascist thing to do. So I know you are too far gone to reason with.

    39. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      National socialist Germany was a picnic place compared to Soviet Union.

    40. Re: Wow by Immerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That was the name they gave themselves, yes. Can't recall a whole lot of socialist policies though. Any more than the "communist" regimes in China and the Soviet union showed any trace of actual communism. ("Workers own the means of production" is not compatible with "Government owns the means of production, and workers have no voice" - that's Fascism, plain and simple.)

      Authoritarian governments will march under whatever flag will raise the rabble to put them in power - Socialism, Communism, Capitalism, doesn't matter which -ism is on the flag, it's just a flag. The truth is in the actual government policy.

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    41. Re:Wow by fluffernutter · · Score: 1

      How is a person hiding behind a gun considered courageous? A person with a gun is a mark of cowardice, not a mark of courage.

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    42. Re:Wow by Junta · · Score: 1

      Even Obama himself has expressed the thought that it didn't make a lot of sense. He basically got a prize for the combination of not being George W. Bush and for being first black US president, with some rationalization around him being aligned the right way for a Nobel Peace prize. It's not to say his efforts weren't in the right direction, but there were probably more deserving candidates.

      I will concur that this is a whole new level of wrongness. Even if you were of the mindset that he did 'save the internet' (which I find to be absurd), it seems out of place for the NRA to be in the place of awarding a gun based on that, as it doesn't really align with any of NRA's agenda.

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    43. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happened to that wounded security guard who was first to confront the gunman in Las Vegas? Shouldn't he be the one getting the 'courage award' from the NRA?

      Aji Pai will be getting millions for fucking over the American people. And now, he's getting around the clock protection from the Secret Service. What he did doesn't require courage.

      That security guard in Vegas, on the other hand, was probably getting paid barely above minimum wage for confronting a gunman with multiple assault weapons.

      You're trying to apply logic to the NRA?

      Their whole existence is based upon lies & irrationality.

    44. Re:Wow by Rob+Y. · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, this just clinches it. Apparently there is no principle behind 'conservative' positions today other than "we've decided where the lines are, and we stand on the opposite side from the people we don't like - no matter the issue or the practical implications". It's all - and only - about tribalism. And the tribes are being organized and defined by moneyed interests who know how to manipulate them. Congratulations, America.

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    45. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, Kardshians, in space!

    46. Re: Wow by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      A lack of net neutrality massively consolidates Facebook's power. He can afford "fast lanes" or zero-rating while Gab and Stormfront can't.

      People who oppose net neutrality over censorship fears are complete and utter morons, the only good news is that they are very good at harming themselves and have done so again...it's just a shame that they've harmed the rest of society almost as much as themselves with this move.

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    47. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a civil war is going to happen when the people that don't like guns decide to use guns against the people that do like guns....

      you are retarded.

    48. Re:Wow by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      > Donate to the groups that support net neutrality.

      I already do. It's called taxes.

    49. Re:Wow by pope1 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well said, and sadly true. Just towing the party line to keep the barge moving.. awards and all.. How can *anyone*, regardless of political affiliation, think that legalized deep packet inspection (Not just for the NSA now!) and QoS-based extortion are tantamount to freedom?! How doubly-fucked are the 4G (and soon 5G..) crowd going to be when their metered connections now require extra monthlies for the privilege of streaming the same shows we've all been watching forever, at the bit rate (and thus resolution) they were used to. We're right around the corner from escaping this shitstorm:

      https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-have-achieved-direct-counterfactual-quantum-communication-for-the-first-time

      Imagine a mesh network of quantum routers, one in every home, directly communicating without the need for subsidizing "right of ways" or a god damned monthly bill that is on par with a decent car payment for many families in America. This is also most likely why the quantum router will be the most heavily regulated device in human history. It's going to be a fun century.

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    50. Re:Wow by Dutchmaan · · Score: 1

      Just wow. I really hope these motherfuckers have a good view of each other when they're burning in hell.

      They're a bunch of stupid fanatics, sure, but unfortunately not stupid enough to believe in 'hell'.

      Just stupid enough to create it.

    51. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean nothing besides putting pressure on his wound, warning the building engineer just in time to save his life, and alerting officials? Congrats for winning the Asshole Of The Day Award.

    52. Re:Wow by pots · · Score: 1

      Orwell hated communism, but was a firm supporter of socialism. So... do with that what you will.

    53. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obama used resources to affect Istaeli elections. Wheres the investigation for that?

    54. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow! He talked on subjects but nothing changed...give me a trophy for espousing ideals but not doing anything too..

    55. Re: Wow by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      The Democrats aren't really capable of Populism. They hung their hat on the Trade Union movement and figured that was enough 'populism' to suit their purposes. As the Unions fade, they are left with a narrow group of Public Employee Unions and the special interest groups they pander to.

    56. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny thing...the NRA was formed by northern army AFTER the civil war to ensure its citizens were trained on how to use a fire arm effectively so they wouldnt be off guard again...

      Now the north wants their guns and gun rights taken away...they literally want Trump who they call a tyrant to take their arms away so they cannot defend against tyrants....the irony is so thick...

    57. Re:Wow by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      You probably don't smell it. It blends in with your normal essence rather well.

    58. Re:Wow by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      If anything, it seems a little divisive. There are certainly NRA supporters who advocate for 'net neutrality' who will be unhappy about this.

    59. Re:Wow by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      You can't rock back and forth on your used thrift-store swivel chair in momma's basement and sign your posts 'The Entire Fucking World.'

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    60. Re: Wow by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      No, it'll happen when people who don't like (or own) guns try to take them away from people who do. It might look more like a slaughter than a war, though.

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    61. Re: Wow by JonnyCalcutta · · Score: 1

      Yeh, and the world is flat because I can't see the curve out my window.

    62. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the greatest corporation on earth the U.S.A...Corporatocracy at it's finest....

      Somebody please get me off this planet....

    63. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you feel that there is anything specific with this that is incorrect?

      Yes, I do. He didn't do much of anything while in office except pass healthcare law that more than doubled my monthly insurance costs. he also reneged on his campaign promises (not like trump hasn't). He did nothing to earn such an award.. Of course, the nobel committee is loaded with left wing demagogues so I am not surprised...

    64. Re:Wow by careysub · · Score: 1

      The item posted right next to this about how Thiel's successful scheme to shut down Gawker fits into this like a glove.

      Call it the Deep Plutocracy.

      Thiel of course cared nothing at all about Hulk Hogan. He had a personal vendetta about his coverage by Gawker and so, at the incitation of another party who wanted to shut it down, scoured its history to find a case to pour money into to attack it.

      One does not have to defend Gawker's coverage of Hogan to find the practice of multi-billionaires ready to drop huge piles of cash to crush critics (in the manner of SLAPP suits) to be extremely dangerous.

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    65. Re:Wow by careysub · · Score: 1

      Justice is a social construct - and that is a good thing. Society is real.

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    66. Re:Wow by careysub · · Score: 2

      That boat sailed ages ago. The "NRA" opposes (with astonishing absolutist vehemence) the most basic commonsense background check rules that are supported by the majority of its own members.

      The "NRA" has been successful in keeping its membership, but not by actually listening to them. It is a top down organization, and its leadership is simply part of the hard right corporatiss. Its only principle is what is to support whatever corporations (gun makers, ISPs) want.

      By the way did you know that one of the five biggest sponsors of the right-wing sh!tshow that is this years CPAC is Google? Now thoroughly and totally evil, because there is no such thing as enough money.

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    67. Re: Wow by careysub · · Score: 1

      Poe's Law.

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    68. Re: Wow by careysub · · Score: 1

      And no doubt you believe that the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a democratic republic because those words are in their official name.

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    69. Re: Wow by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 0

      Godwin's Law does not apply here, in any way, shape, or form.

      Acdtually it does. Because Godwins law is just that, if a thread goes on long enough, Nazis or Nazism will be mentioned.

      What does not apply are a couple of the usual misinterpretations of Godwin's law (which are very handy for neo-Naziis): That any mention of Nazis is just trolling rather than an honest attempt to learn from history to avoid repeating it, or that once Nazis are mentioned the discussion is over.

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    70. Re:Wow by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 0

      WTF u joking bro? The villain of the movie is literally named "English socialism" or Ingsoc. The techniques portrayed in the book were developed in solidly left-wing governments that had murdered or imprisoned any right-wingers in their society. And your takeaway was "TEH NAZIS DID IT"? In George Orwell's 1984? Jeez louise, people are dense.

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    71. Re:Wow by RobotRunAmok · · Score: 0

      No. But we do believe that if the only movies available to watch were those from Bollywood or the European film industry (sic) the global suicide rate would rise exponentially.

      >>amirite

      >>eejuts

      ...English...?

    72. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking 'wow slashdot has decided to be the talking points of the DNC'

    73. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think at this point a civil-war might not be such a bad thing....

    74. Re:Wow by bugs2squash · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'd like to see a gun control campaign I could get behind. One that would have the right balance of control and permissibity (I would not want to take away manual bolt action rifles or shotguns or any other weapon that is primarily designed for sport or reasonable self protection, and yes reasonable could well be location dependent) but that will be effective in getting mass-people-killing weapons out of the hands of people on the street (they can shoot them at ranges for all I care). I think it would take a well targeted campaign to be effective and I haven't seen any campaign that gets it right just yet, though the kids in Florida are doing a good job.

      It's cheap and easy to pump the idea that you're not safe (or free) unless you can kill a human target with 50+ rounds per minute of war-proven ammo at 500 yards. While it would be nice to think a politician could earn votes by improving peoples lives rather than stoking fears this has proven to be too hard for them for many years, so some external organization needs to come in to lower the barrier. To make "human slaughter weapons" somehow uncool to be seen with.

      The difference seems clear to me, but finding the right words is hard (eg. the nonsensical pedantry over the term "assault rifle"). So maybe step one is giving the problem a name.

      Somehow we need to make it clear that guns with certain characteristics have no place outside the range and to get past the "thin end of the wedge" arguments. After thousands of years of practicing rhetoric you would think some human would be able to articulate what's needed

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    75. Re:Wow by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      You're already at five, so I'l "mod up" virtually

    76. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're STILL butthurt over that? You gais are the best at carrying a smoldering torch.

    77. Re:Wow by jwhyche · · Score: 2

      Damn Straight. An I hope that there is a position open for tour guide. "Off to the left fellow deceased slashdotters, you see Ajit Pail. Please feel free to piss on him as we go by."

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    78. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. They just apply their principles against an alternate reality base.

    79. Re: Wow by RhettLivingston · · Score: 2

      No. Civil wars are the nastiest ones. The next real civil war in an advanced nation will be fought with weapons vastly more horrible than guns. The question will be whether anyone will be left to pry the gun out of cold, dead hands.

    80. Re:Wow by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      Police carry guns. Is your thinking that they are all cowards? (Even if a few actually are?)

      Soldiers carry guns. Is your thinking that they are all cowards?

      Are young girls that don't get assaulted, raped, or murdered because they used a gun "cowards"? Or do you think they should be assaulted, raped, or murdered?

      Girl, 11, scares off home intruder with shotgun
      Kendra St. Clair: Oklahoma Girl, 12, Shoots Intruder During Home Burglary
      Armed With Her Dad’s Gun, This 17-Year-Old Girl Fended Off A Wanted Man Who Broke Into Her Home

      Maybe the problem isn't that any of them are cowards, but that you believe and wrote something foolish. What will people think if you do that often enough? Perhaps that you are a ..... ?

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    81. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck using your precious semiautomatic against an armored SWAT vehicle. Or, if necessary, a tank. Hint: a bump-stock wonâ(TM)t help, either.

    82. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i dot not think this work they way you think this works.

      in Counterfactual (zero interaction) measurements, you must have the possibility of a photon or other carrier particle traversing the system , you just use the wave nature of the particle to cause waver interference on a particular path , to make the actual probability of interacting with the particle arbitrarily small.

      The point is,,, that such a system would still need a high quality fiber optic network... But such a network would be passing very few actual photons.
        as I understand it.. you need two paths for a message, and only one of the two is "dark".

      I think the real key will be end to end crypto, and perhaps with some form of homomorphic cryptography.

      Wayne

    83. Re:Wow by sound+vision · · Score: 2

      I'm born and raised in Texas, and I'm sympathetic to the gun rights cause, and so predisposed to be sympathetic to the NRA. But when they do something like this, any sympathies are totally erased. I couldn't think of a clearer demonstration that the organization's concerns lie largely outside of people's rights, and that it's some dumbass political/lobbying group. Not even a particularly smooth one, it now seems. Why cross streams with the unrelated issue of net neutrality? I guess some of the higher-ups are getting a little *too* giddy about the general corporate takeover of America and are starting to get sloppy, having trouble staying on-message... following their leader, I guess.

    84. Re: Wow by thomst · · Score: 2

      I averred:

      Godwin's Law does not apply here, in any way, shape, or form.

      Prompting Ungrounded Lightning to reprove:

      Acdtually it does. Because Godwins law is just that, if a thread goes on long enough, Nazis or Nazism will be mentioned.

      What does not apply are a couple of the usual misinterpretations of Godwin's law (which are very handy for neo-Naziis): That any mention of Nazis is just trolling rather than an honest attempt to learn from history to avoid repeating it, or that once Nazis are mentioned the discussion is over.

      Sorry, but you're incorrect. Godwin's Law is: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Hitler approaches 1."

      First of all, the comments that Z00L00K incorrectly invoked Godwin's Law were on a separate issue than the main thread - which is to say they were off-topic to begin with, and should rightly be considered as a distinct thread of their own. Secondly (and most crucially), there was no comparison to Hitler involved. Instead, Teun was commenting on his perception of the central theme of Orwell's book. He wasn't comparing it to Hitler. He was stating his impression that it was a story about Nazism. That is an entirely different thing than Godwin meant.

      In a thread about books on the history of WWII, if William Shirer's landmark work The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich comes up, that doesn't have anything whatsoever to do Godwin's Law, because discussion on that thread cannot avoid the mention of Hitler and Nazism. It's inherent to the topic, and Godwin's Law is therefore extraneous to the discussion. By contrast, if, in a discussion about, say, astronomy, Nazism comes up (as in, for instance, "The members of IAU who voted to make Pluto a minor planet are all just Nazis!"), it would be appropriate to invoke Godwin's law, despite the fact that Hitler, per se, is not mentioned by name.

      Likewise, Godwin's Law doesn't apply either to your comment, or to mine, precisely because the subject under discussion is Godwin's Law itself. They're exempt by virtue of the fact that the mention of Hitler and/or Nazis/Nazism is central to the discussion, and it cannot proceed without them being mentioned.

      Again, the core conceit of Godwin's Law is that the mention of Hitler be derogatory in intent. If you don't believe me, I invite you to ask the man himself about it ...

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    85. Re: Wow by acrimonious+howard · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Authoritarian governments will march under whatever flag

      This. Although, just to note,

      It wasn't about the left or the right it was about extreme authoritarianism.

      The only numbers I've seen show that the last 20 years, the Republicans have officially put their hat in the ring for title 'the authoritarian party'. https://www.washingtonpost.com...

      Donald "I can shoot someone in Manhattan" Trump did after all win bigly with the R's.

      I know I'll get downvotes for "bias", but I'm sorry, these are just facts. I'm willing to be convinced with opposing numbers, please show them.

    86. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      He doesn't have to stop a tank with an AR-15. He only has to force a difficult choice on the poor bastard in the tank. We're not talking Ruby Ridge or Waco here, chief. You think for a second that the minute a fire order is given, or taken, that you won't see the chain of command fractured in a volunteer force? You think the Texas Air National Guard is going to take too kindly to federal involvement to that degree in Lubbock? This fracturing alters the paradigm here SIGNIFICANTLY. So no, it's not just Cletus firing at Private Pyle ineffectively in his Abrams.

    87. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As the Unions fade, they are left with a narrow group of Public Employee Unions and the special interest groups they pander to.

      So Hollywood, Big Tech, black people, illegal Mexicans, and SJWs? Good luck with that.

    88. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the award is stupid because the NRA has nothing to do with the internet, and vice versa. The NRA has no business even having a stance on net neutrality, it knows nothing about the subject, and when people want to lobby about it - well, let's just say it's not the NRA they call.

      The only thing they have in common is that they're both Trump's faithful. This is about them showing solidarity with one another, purely on that basis. Because fascism is all about being very clear about who's Us and who's Them.

    89. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can burn first.

    90. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I support the NRA and have a lot of problems with them. This is exceptionally stupid of them and greatly disappoints me. Might have to give my support to another pro-2A organization after this.

    91. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought sperging out like this was satire...

    92. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of George Orwell's novel1984, Teun stated:

      Curious, I always thought it was a parable of the resurrection of ultra right-wing Nazism...

      Prompting Z00L00K to sneer:

      Hello Godwin's law.

      Fail. Hard, hard fail.

      In a discussion about a famous literary work the setting and premise of which is the soul-crushing effect on individuals of life in a totalitarian state which exercises uncompromising control over every aspect of its citizens' lives to the degree that it dictates their employment of vocabulary specifically designed to obfuscate and reverse the meaning of established words, it is entirely appropriate for a participant to state that he or she believed that the book itself was about Nazism.

      Godwin's Law does not apply here, in any way, shape, or form.

      Had Teun said something like, "Ajit Pai is a Nazi," or, "CPAQ is just a bunch of Nazis," or even, "You must be a Nazi sympathizer," then Godwin's Law would, indeed, have been invoked. In the above case, which is absent of any trace of ad hominem, it absolutely does not ...

      The lady doth protest too much, methinks

    93. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Nazi's weren't socialist, they were fascist. Sweden is socialist. It means when you have a kid, the law says you can take some time off. And that there is a minimum wage. Laws are passed for the social good, not just to keep law and order. Socialism is not a bad thing.

    94. Re:Wow by dryeo · · Score: 1

      it seems out of place for the NRA to be in the place of awarding a gun based on that, as it doesn't really align with any of NRA's agenda

      The NRA's agenda seems to be having a pro-gun government. Getting rid of net neutrality allows things like putting anti-gun groups or politicians in the slow lane or just routing them to /dev/nul along with being able to take voter suppression to a new high by making sure certain neighbourhoods can't access the voting registration site.

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    95. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Civil War breaks out. I'm going to gut you first.

    96. Re:Wow by dryeo · · Score: 1

      What he hated was Stalin-ism. He fought in the Spanish civil war against the fascists, the socialist area he was in was doing great, and then the Stalinists showed up, things went down hill and before he knew it, he was having to sneak out of Spain and hide out in the UK.
      Authoritarians are horrible no matter which political wing they use to get into power,usually communism in poor countries and fascism in richer countries but really all the authoritarian is interested in is power.

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    97. Re:Wow by mea_culpa · · Score: 1

      When twitter, youtube, reddit, facebook, hollywood, and the fake news media are systematically silencing voices they disagree with while the left cheers them on, I laugh hysterically at this news and am enjoying watching it all burn down.

      You made this shit sandwich now enjoy it.

    98. Re:Wow by dryeo · · Score: 1

      He was a socialist, went to Spain to fight the fascists, then saw the Stalinists fuck up the socialism (and try to kill him). What he was was anti-authoritarian. Turns out that you can have authoritarians on either side of the political spectrum with the authoritarians getting into power in poor countries (or at least countries with a lot of poor) through promising wealth redistribution while in richer countries, fascism works well.

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    99. Re:Wow by shaitand · · Score: 1

      The NRA claiming to be about protecting the 2nd amendment and the voice for those who believe in it is one the most serious blows we take.

      A bunch of rich jerks who "hunt" going to petting zoos where farm antelope are chased out of a pen hidden behind a tree for them to shoot. Pathetic. The United States would be such hostile territory to an occupying force that it would make our failures to occupy Vietnam and Iraq look like warm welcoming hospitality and those in power should always, personally, have to fear the rage of the mob. That is the reason for the second amendment. Even if you don't agree the cost is worth it you should oppose anyone thinking the government is allowed to stomp on the Constitution without going through the process of amending it, those things in there you DO agree with can be stepped on just as easily.

      Not to mention psychos turn to the easy to get guns when they want to do damage... take those away and they will get clever, clever would mean figuring out you can make mustard gas from crap you can buy at Walmart in an afternoon or a simple virus that only has to work well enough to fail to work in a few months with crap off the internet or a dust bomb from a freaking bag of flour at the grocery store. Seriously... one doesn't have to get that freaking clever to find something way more dangerous than a gun. Especially if one doesn't care about walking away from using it.

    100. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody gives a shit who you are, Wayne.

    101. Re:Wow by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      First of all Capitalism and Fascism are completely incompatible. Fascism is totalitarian and only cares about industry in so far that it serves the state - it will therefore never allow free innovation to meet public demand which is the cornerstone of Capitalism. There would be no equivalent of McDonald's, SpaceX, porn sites or surplus of bad airplane novels in Hitler's Reich. This may sound like a good thing but is in fact a extreme restriction of free cultural expression.

      When I see Antifa thugs dress all in black beating people up who disagree with them, I'm reminded of the fascist Nazi brown shirts, they seem to have far more in common with Nazism than anyone on the right.ï

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    102. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1984 was specifically about the British socialist movement, and their authoritarianism tendencies. The ideology of the Party of Pacifica in 1984, IngSoc, is for English Socialism.

      Of the other regions in the world of 1984, Eurasia is a descendent of Soviet communism - specifically, Bolshevism; while Eastasia is not fully specified, but is definitely Chinese in origin - so it isn't Japanese fascism, but could be Chinese communism.

    103. Re: Wow by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      The government is the dictatorship of the proletariat. The government IS the workers. There is no difference between "government owns the means of production" and "the workers own the means of production" because that is a tautology. 1=1.

      No socialist policies? How about putting all the capitalists in jail and watching the economy fall apart? Isn't that what always happens? It's what happened in Venezuela, Cuba, North Korea, USSR, China, etc. All dirt-poor.

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    104. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is wron on so many levels. Now, of course some people can be bought to support Pai - no surprise there.

      The strangest thing is the NRA awarding him for 'courage under fire'. One would think that a gun rights organization who takes guns seriously, would know a thing or two about the concept of 'being under fire'. They have a lot of ex-military, right?

      One would think they wouldn't want to water down their 'courage under fire' award by giving it to some desk-job guy precisely for doing his desk-job?

      It would seem like an award you give people for winning a firefight against bad people. Not for paper-pushing that doesn't even involve gun-related issues.

      If it were 1. april, this would be too silly to be a good joke. The local paper once had this joke about a plane landing on the local highway - photoshopping a plane onto the road - between the light masts and all. Still, a better joke than this.

    105. Re: Wow by Immerman · · Score: 1

      That assumes a well-functioning democracy - which is pretty much still an unheard of thing at any scale larger than a few dozen people. Even the most democratic governments are a bureaucracy, mildly to thoroughly corrupt, that primarily serves the goals of it's members rather than the populace.

      One of the big reasons I'm thoroughly opposed to communism despite a lot of theoretical potential: until we've mastered democracy, any attempt at centralized communism is doomed to failure before it even starts.

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    106. Re: Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need more then the ramblings of an idiot such as yourself before we start an investigation.

      How about this, your mom and dad are siblings, wheres the investigation? What do you mean my word isn't good enough to kick off a million dollar investigation?

    107. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let think about the likely reaction.

      Trump impeached, he refuses to leave office. Military is split, which trust me as a vet it would be.

      China, Russia, N Korea: Breaks out the bubbly. Would not be surprised to see Russia intervene directly to prop up Trump. They did it in Syria.
      Canada, Mexico: Deploys military to their borders to prevent spill over and manage refugees. Probably not too pleased. Expect other nations militaries here as well. Other Commonwealth nations would be on the Canadian Border and Latin America would send troops to the Mexican.
      Europe: Wring hands, and pretend to be neutral while supporting the ones against trump.

      Looking at this, I'd say that many countries would not be happy, but others would be pleased as punch.

    108. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a veteran who served in OIF.

      War is never good.

    109. Re: Wow by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      People who don't like (or own) guns probably don't own many tanks. Just sayin'.

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    110. Re: Wow by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Exactly. You can almost guarantee that someone in the military would act to protect the 2nd amendment, rather than acting on orders to actively dismantle it and fire on people attempting to protect it. Soldiers against gun ownership are a solid minority.

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    111. Re:Wow by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I know 1984 was about the extreme left, but these days the Newspeak seems to be coming from the other side (saving the internet, fake news, alternative facts, clean coal, ... the list grows every day).

      Curious, I always thought it was a parable of the resurrection of ultra right-wing Nazism..

      It wasn't about the left or the right it was about extreme authoritarianism.

      Not quite.

      1984 was a diatribe against fascism (extreme right wing authoritarianism). Hence he used references to Nazis (IngSoc being English Socialism, being neither English nor Socialist was a reference to National Socialism which wasn't Socialist in the slightest, same as using a Jewish name and depiction for the 2 minutes hate).

      Animal Farm was Orwell's diatribe against Communism (extreme left wing authoritarianism). Hence he used references to Soviet Russia (Trotsky pigs, Leon Trotsky was an early Bolshevik who was ousted by Stalin after Lenin's death).

      Orwell was a social democrat and supported a freer, more open society. He was equally opposed to fascism and communism.

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    112. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We need a national campaign like those old "Church of Latter Day Saints" campaign. One that just highlight the good things Liberal and Progressive policies are doing.

    113. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh look, a right wing moron has bestowed us with a stale whataboutism.

    114. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I see Antifa thugs dress all in black beating people up who disagree with them...

      ...you think to yourself "Boy, that's the last time I take LSD. Holy f--- I've never hallucinated that badly."

    115. Re:Wow by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      These are not related issues

      You are literally commenting on an article about the NRA (that's guns, dumbass) has given an award to Ajit Pai (that's net neutrality, dumber ass).

      That must be among the top ten most unspeakably stupid comments of the last week on Slashdot. Possibly even the last year.

      Something's going on. I've been seeing a lot of "Top ten stupid comments on Slashdot" recently. Way more than ten.

    116. Re: Wow by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      As the Unions fade, they are left with a narrow group of Public Employee Unions and the special interest groups they pander to.

      So Hollywood, Big Tech, black people, illegal Mexicans, and SJWs? Good luck with that.

      You know, there are a lot of non-white people in the US, and even some of them aren't illegal. The Republican Party has made itself the party of the (older) white man. I've nothing against the group myself, but being that exclusive is not at all a good thing in the long run.

    117. Re:Wow by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      There wouldn't be Civil War. Even if Donald left in disgrace, Mike Pence has been working very hard staying out of the muck of the current administration so that he couldn't be swept up in any corruption scandels. He's certainly good enough for most mainstream conservatives, and maybe even some of the hardcore white nationalists would be ok with him giving his anti-non-christian leanings, though they'd still be incensed at losing The Donald.

    118. Re:Wow by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Trump impeached, he refuses to leave office. Military is split, which trust me as a vet it would be.

      I would hope not. If the President is impeached in a legal manner, he is no longer President. That there would be any kind of split on the part of the military is a stunning indictment of the military.

    119. Re: Wow by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      People who don't like (or own) guns probably don't own many tanks. Just sayin'.

      Most people who don't even like or own guns are totally fine with authorities having them. And when they clash, I think there will be a lot more Branch Davidian-style conflicts than Bundy standoffs or.. ummm. Damn, I'm blanking on the last time that a group of armed rebels effectively held off US government authorities without it ending up as a bloodbath on the part of the rebels. This sort of thing used to happen in the 1800s, but we are long, long removed from those times.

  2. I'm sorry to say, by jenningsthecat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    that I honestly laughed at this. It came across so powerfully as a funny parody, and I found myself laughing both before and after I realized that they're actually fucking serious. There are no words. Stick a fork in the ass of American social discourse and turn it over, because it is well and truly done.

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    1. Re:I'm sorry to say, by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Here in Europe we're used to seeing people giving each other meaningless feel-good awards for meaningless accomplishments. But this one is hilarious. Really takes the cake. The only way to top this would be to have actually given Hillary that Grammy for her read of Fire & Fury at the awards.

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    2. Re:I'm sorry to say, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and I found myself laughing both before and after I realized that they're actually fucking serious.

      They aren't really that serious. At least not in the sense you appear imply.

      If the accusation that NRA was taking Russian money is true (Apparently FBI is currently looking into this.) then their job is to polarize and disrupt the US as much as possible.
      Essentially that would mean that they would be paid trolls, and this is some pretty hardcore trolling.

      NRA and Ajit Pai are working in pretty orthogonal fields. There is no particular reason for NRA to care about Pai.
      The reason to give him the award is because they now he is unpopular with anyone sane and by doing this they can troll up a lot of rage.

      After a while people gets so tired of every new outrageous thing that you can get away with pretty much anything.
      That is why it is important to not fall for the trolling.
      NRA awards means nothing, it is nothing to be upset over.
      Ignore it and focus on the important things instead.

    3. Re:I'm sorry to say, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A transparency award from EFF for supporting BleachBit, and hammers (one for her 12 phones, one for her 30K emails).
      A Human Rights award for the slaughter of 200K civilians in Libya and Syria.
      A Mother Theresa award for calling black boys "superpredators"
      A Shriners Hospital award for talking about her grandkids with Attorney General for 40 minutes on the tarmac (oh wait, that's Bill, who also get the same award for his island trip)
      A Lifegiver award for stealing the Haiti donations from the Clinton Foundation (paying for her daughter's wedding, etc.)
      A Peace award for demanding we shoot down Russian planes.

      I could freaking go all day, boys, but! There are fewer awards in existence then there are hypocritical, nasty, dirty crimes that witch has committed.
      I thank God everyday we got Trump.

    4. Re:I'm sorry to say, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hellary received the Lovense Teledildonics award.

    5. Re:I'm sorry to say, by Megol · · Score: 1

      In my opinion this goes against what they usually claim NRA stands for. It's not funny - it's crazy.

      Perhaps this will have the positive effect that the NRA is split into reasonable people and the absolutely crazies. Probably not.

    6. Re:I'm sorry to say, by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      The only way to top this would be to have actually given Hillary that Grammy for her read of Fire & Fury at the awards.

      That's not all that far-fetched. She won a Grammy for "It Takes a Village" in 1997. It could happen again.

    7. Re: I'm sorry to say, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FunnyIvan!

    8. Re:I'm sorry to say, by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      In my opinion this goes against what they usually claim NRA stands for.

      How do you figure? The NRA's central tenet is that the Bill of Rights protects us from government infringement on natural liberties. In the case of the NRA, they focus mostly on the right to defend yourself without the government saying you're not allowed to. Much like they routinely defend your right to say your mind without government interference - a freedom that the founders knew many in power would want to infringe upon, hence the 1st Amendment. So many people seem to have lost sight of the fact that the freedoms protected by the BofR are all intertwined. It's not the least bit unusual for advocacy groups to make a point of applauding someone a bit outside of their specific area of activity for taking a position that embraces the bigger picture in a way with which they agree. Lefty groups do this all the time. Why should those who back one type of liberty from government interference not applaud someone else who takes a position on the liberty to run your business (for example) the way you want to.

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    9. Re:I'm sorry to say, by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      that I honestly laughed at this. It came across so powerfully as a funny parody, and I found myself laughing both before and after I realized that they're actually fucking serious. There are no words. Stick a fork in the ass of American social discourse and turn it over, because it is well and truly done.

      Yup. It will get real interesting if Amazon, DirectTV et.al. decide to drop NRATV. I realize that really isn't what the net neutrality debate is all about; although some services that carry it such as DirectTV are ISPs so there is some connection. I wonder how the NRA will feel about net neutrality then? My guess is long polemics about liberal gun hating, gun grabbing types who hate freedom are censoring them; without appreciating the irony in their honoring the "man who saved the internet."

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    10. Re:I'm sorry to say, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a Peace Nobel Prize to...

    11. Re:I'm sorry to say, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People on the red site have suggested just that: pro-NN manufacturers should throttle NRA content down to the point of uselessness.

    12. Re: I'm sorry to say, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks, Ahmed! Gunfree to infidels, right?

    13. Re:I'm sorry to say, by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

      and I found myself laughing both before and after I realized that they're actually fucking serious.

      They aren't really that serious. At least not in the sense you appear imply.

      If the accusation that NRA was taking Russian money is true (Apparently FBI is currently looking into this.) then their job is to polarize and disrupt the US as much as possible. Essentially that would mean that they would be paid trolls, and this is some pretty hardcore trolling.

      NRA and Ajit Pai are working in pretty orthogonal fields. There is no particular reason for NRA to care about Pai. The reason to give him the award is because they now he is unpopular with anyone sane and by doing this they can troll up a lot of rage.

      After a while people gets so tired of every new outrageous thing that you can get away with pretty much anything. That is why it is important to not fall for the trolling. NRA awards means nothing, it is nothing to be upset over. Ignore it and focus on the important things instead.

      That was most insightful. I think you're largely right, but I can't be sure, because I no longer trust my own sense of which conspiracy theories are credible and which are off the wall. But your comment about "the important things instead" hits home. I keep telling people that the real story isn't Trump. The real story is all the nasty shit going on in the background - Trump is just the noisy distraction from the sleight-of-hand feats being performed by those who REALLY run the country (into the ground). Thanks for reminding me that Trump is just one of many such distractions.

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    14. Re:I'm sorry to say, by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1
      I had to look that one up.

      ...the 39th annual Grammy Awards, since that’s when Hillary Rodham Clinton was awarded top honors in the Best Spoken Word or Non-musical Album category by The Recording Academy. Clinton won for the audio version of “It Takes A Village...

  3. Double whammy. by Mr307 · · Score: 0

    Get to demonize both things in 1 shot!

    Too bad hardly anyone is willing to have an honest discussion about either of those subjects (let alone many others), more interested in 'scoring points' and 'winning' somehow.

    Or even just stopping all discussion, that seems to happen alot lately too.

    1. Re:Double whammy. by ChocoIncognito · · Score: 0, Troll

      WAH WAH THE LEFT WAH WAH DEMOCRATS WAH WAH SNOWFLAKES. All you've done is stop relevant discussion by whining about the faceless evil that you call THE LEFT. Your rhetorical approach is worthless. Notice how you're the only one who believes these things actually need to be addressed? Seems to me the only snowflake present is you, as your contribution here is simply a knee-jerk partisan blame game towards the left. That's a perfect example of being hella basic in America. You'll need to step up your game if you want to address anything. Propose some ideas worth talking about, and maybe the left (meaning people that you have labeled so poorly, nothing more) would at least humor you. But your track record here is the same as most stupid Americans: Attack the symptom, ignore the cause. And the only way to fix that issue is to stop making/posting assumptions, and start asking questions. The more everyone becomes open to discussion, the more progress we'll make. And NO progress is going to happen with your approach, so pardon me while I take a nice steamy dump all over you.

    2. Re:Double whammy. by Crashmarik · · Score: 1

      You know you could provide counter examples, if you can find them.

    3. Re:Double whammy. by Teun · · Score: 1

      The left in the USofA is at best a single digit percentage of the population and you give them that much credit?

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      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
    4. Re:Double whammy. by DamnOregonian · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "The Left" is the specter named by the Fox News talking heads, and Limbaugh and Jones' two minutes of hate radio shows. It doesn't matter what's really left or right anymore- they just need a bad guy.
      No idea if the corresponding media sources on "the left" are as bad about calling things "The Right", because I don't really watch that shit.. I have a nausea-inducing aversion to feeling like I'm standing in an echo chamber, and I don't really need to hear Rachel Maddow drum up stupid fucking reasons for me to be liberal, or construct dumb ass arguments for why that's better than conservative.

      All I know is I don't even know if it's politics anymore... It's something sicker than that.
      America has never really had a left-wing, and these guys aren't quite Nazis, yet. But they're talking more and more like them.

    5. Re: Double whammy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relax man and pls don't go outside with your guns.

    6. Re:Double whammy. by Memnos · · Score: 1

      It's politics as tribalism, and both the "Right" and "Left" sides of the political spectrum (and not just the politicians but the whole voting populace) are descending into it more and more. It's applying evolutionarily hardwired behaviors that may have been applicable to groups of 30 or 300 to a group of 350 million. And it does not work. You could call it caveman behavior, except that I suspect that prehistoric man may have been more rational, not being so subject to constant streams of manipulation and faced with simpler issues. The kind of issues wherein rational thought was more obviously important, because subscribing to bullshit was so obviously fatal. We like to flatter ourselves that us civilized folk are so much better than those of 12,000 years ago, then we engage in types of group-think that would have made them cringe once they understood them.

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      I don't trust atoms -- they make up stuff.
    7. Re:Double whammy. by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      LMAO!!!111

      Christ, you are so fucking stupid.
      I never called Romney a Nazi, nor would I ever. I haven't called Trump a Nazi either, but he sure enjoys their support, and his embrace of The Big Lie and attacks against any form of truth or reality that doesn't fit his narrative absolutely qualify as "starting to talk like one".
      Worst thing I ever called Romney was a corporate raider, an accusation I don't feel was inaccurate. Other than that- pretty good guy. I wouldn't have minded him as President.
      You're such a partisan fuckwit, you know that? You're incapable of seeing anything but red or blue, or probably as it is in your head- good and evil.

    8. Re:Double whammy. by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      That's the plural "you". Every Republican political figure in my lifetime has been called Hitler. Trump is Hitler. Romney was Hitler. John McCain? Oh you bet he was called Hitler. GW Bush? His nickname wasn't Chimpy McBu$hitler for nothing. GHW "CIA Director" Bush? Hitler. Ronald Reagan? Hitler. Nixon? Hitler. It's just a kneejerk hysterical reaction, and it's old as hell.

      Wouldn't have minded Romney as president? He's a MORMON, for fuck's sake! It's a nazi religious cult! He said crazy shit that you laughed at, like Russia is an adversary. Hey, the 1980s called, they want their foreign policy back.

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      Shutting down free speech with violence isn't fighting fascism. It IS fascism!
  4. Okay, now they're just trolling us by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What's next, a lifetime achievement award for Harvey Weinstein?

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    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    1. Re: Okay, now they're just trolling us by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Sure, the man's a hero. Just think of all the aspiring actresses he saved from a life of obscurity!

    2. Re:Okay, now they're just trolling us by sheramil · · Score: 1

      Next, NRA gives Martin Shkreli an award shaped like a gun... hey, maybe these awards aren't replicas. Maybe they work. And maybe each one comes with one bullet.

    3. Re:Okay, now they're just trolling us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He should be eligible for the best pasteis de nata of Belem for his efforts. And the NRA for best Lack of Causality award from the Niels Bohr Institute. We are truly living in the quantum age of custard tarts.

    4. Re:Okay, now they're just trolling us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You laugh, but they're making a small statue representing an open bathrobe right now

    5. Re: Okay, now they're just trolling us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what's really funny? I'm so fuzzy about world events that I thought at first Harvey Weinstein was a mass murderer: "Just think of all the aspiring actresses he saved from a life of obscurity!" still works with that, you know.

    6. Re:Okay, now they're just trolling us by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 0

      What's next, a lifetime achievement award for Harvey Weinstein?

      Well, that's basically what Weinstein got from Hollywood and the Left, until about 5 minutes ago.

    7. Re: Okay, now they're just trolling us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah yes, I remember when Weinstein got that Golden Commie Award from the Peoples Democratic Leftist Academy.

    8. Re:Okay, now they're just trolling us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then right wing scumbags wonder why they get called stupid.

  5. Oh... I get it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's one of those trick guns, that when you pull the trigger, shoots the shooter instead.

    Way to go NRA... Do it again, Do it again!!!!

  6. Did someone hack Ars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This *can't* be for real.

    1. Re:Did someone hack Ars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Republicans == greedy and pro business! Do you finally get that?

    2. Re:Did someone hack Ars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Republicans == greedy and pro business! Do you finally get that?

      No. They like shitting on weak people. Just like you! And you! And you! Ahahahaha

  7. Now I understand ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    So both the NRA and FCC are run by idiots? Up until now I just thought they were random disconnected idiots. I guess it all makes more sense now.

    But in any case why doesn't the NRA just stick to its guns? Is the NRA really just a front for rabid fascists?

  8. NRA true colors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Pro white supremacist and anti-consumer. Way to make yourselves relevant.

  9. Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I had to double-check the link wasn't to an Onion article. One of the most hated organizations in America praising one of the most hated individuals in America is just too Twilight Zone to wrap my brain around right now.

    1. Re: Onion? by CaffeinatedTech · · Score: 1

      Yeah that's what I thought.

    2. Re:Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      One of the most hated organizations in America praising one of the most hated individuals in America

      "Most hated"?

      Only for about 35%-45% of America.

      Gotta love the Left's double-standards.

      When a vote goes their way the decision is the sacred 'will of the people'.

      When a vote goes against them then 'the people' are suddenly too stupid to make the 'right' choice and it's OK to use any means to circumvent that vote and the 'will of the [stupid b/c they don't agree with me] people'.

      The arrogance and hypocrisy of the US Left are stunning.

    3. Re:Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The arrogance and hypocrisy of the US is stunning.

      FTFY
      Watching your country tear itself apart is probably the most entertaining thing your country can offer humanity. Now hurry the fuck up and crash and burn so the rest of the world can move on without your baggage.

    4. Re:Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I'll have to login to upvote this.

      probably here this should be "moderate", but moderate is not an attitude that can apply to something as crazy as the OP

    5. Re:Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at this hypocritical cunt.

      Fuck off Ivan.

    6. Re:Onion? by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      Watching your country tear itself apart is probably the most entertaining thing your country can offer humanity.

      Yes, and we even started by giving you the internet on which to watch it happen. Please don't forget that.

      --
      APK quotes people (including myself) without context and should not be trusted. Just thought you should know.
  10. Guns banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Why dont they allow people to take guns with them to airports?
    Why dont they allow North Korea to have nukes. Whatâ(TM)s to fear? The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a nuke is good guy with a nuke.

    1. Re:Guns banned by Teun · · Score: 1

      A great but cynical metaphor :)

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      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
    2. Re:Guns banned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right, it is a great metaphor, but I question if you see it as great for the same reason I see it as great.

      People who want to ban nuclear weapons point to NK and say "but I thought you said nukes are good? If it is so good that multiple parties have nukes, we should support NK's attempts, not try to stop them. Therefore you all should get rid of your nukes". That of course overlooks one critical problem.

      If we get rid of our nukes, NK still has theirs. Likewise, if we let the government try to get rid of our guns, the bad guys will still have theirs.

  11. Where's the satire tag? by jep77 · · Score: 1

    This is satire right? Isn't it? I keep looking for the tag but I can't find it.
    Early April Fools prank? No? FFS what is going on?

    1. Re:Where's the satire tag? by jep77 · · Score: 1

      Oh... they're just trolling us right? They weren't serious... they couldn't be. Right?

  12. This is Why... by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

    ...a lot of gun owners don't like the NRA. They seem to think the R stands for Republican.

    1. Re: This is Why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha-ha, what a stupid move. Must have been Pai's idea. NRA has just lost a significant number of supporters and donors.

  13. All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 0, Troll

    Literally could not get more American. Ending net neutrality means increasing incentive for people to build mesh nets, crush cable and cellphone monopolies, and make it borderline if not actually impossible to spy on people. The fact he's going to arm teachers, thereby removing the overwhelming majority of gun-free zones in the US, is fucking amazing. For the first time in my life we have a leader who is genuinely enhancing freedom and liberty instead of ceding authority to foreigners like the abomination that is the UN, and the tears of gun-grabbing practically-treasonous liberal-extremists is just icing on the cake.

    1. Re:All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      Literally could not get more American. [...] he's going to arm teachers, thereby removing the overwhelming majority of gun-free zones in the US, is fucking amazing

      If you define the core of Americanness as mass shootings, then yes, that would literally not be more American. I greatly enjoyed my stay in the US, and while I'm not sure I could define precisely what constitutes "American", I am 100% sure that mass shootings is not it.

      --
      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    2. Re:All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, because kids going to school under the barrel of a gun really screams "freedom".

      No, it actually screams dystopian police state nightmare. It's the very anti-thesis of freedom when kids have to go to school on the barrel of a gun of the authorities, in fact, it's probably the most un-free scenario imaginable.

      The more you equip people with arms, the more people are prevented from being truly free, because they're only moments away from someone who is anti-freedom taking their life because they didn't like their opinion. This inherently kills off freedom of expression and turns everyone into compliant drones.

      You think your leader is enhancing freedom and liberty, really, he's just taking it from you piece by piece - he's made sure him and his pals get more money, he's made sure people that share his view are more free to oppress others with firearms, he's killing the ability for people to spread information freely on the internet unless they can pay to do so.

      This isn't freedom, this is the very definition of real, actual fascism, and you're supporting it.

    3. Re: All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hello, are you mentally retarded?

      American as in Freedom.

      please do not return, we have enough tide-pod-eating children as it is, thank you.

    4. Re: All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The more you equip people with arms, the more people are prevented from being truly free, because they're only moments away from someone who is anti-freedom taking their life because they didn't like their opinion."

      This sounds like the newly updated motto for the Democratic party:
      Taking Lives Because We Don't Like Their Opinions (Signed by your pals at the The Pro-Freedom Party)*

      *We never said Their Freedom, just Ours ;)

      Check into the history of arms grabs, each leading up to genocide events. Yes, what inconvenient coincidences.

      Not here to promote any party, as you're no more intelligent than your average politically-unaware sports fan, if you subscribe to the two-party mentality, just watching from the sidelines how utterly insane and contradictory self-intentifying liberals and democrats really are.

    5. Re: All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in case you completely missed the memo on the licencing requirements implemented as a part of this slyly named 'net neutrality' (that began under William 'Sax me like I'm telling you No' Clinton, as a means for corrupt politicians to leverage revocation of said licenses), and this gentleman's point of mesh-networks now being able to spring up: more room for states, local authorities and citizens to step in and take back their internet, as this de-regulation appears to have intended.

    6. Re:All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by Teun · · Score: 1

      Very well said, pity you did it as an AC.
      Presidents of the USofA should not be in that position purely for the party that supported their election but instead to bring all Americans together to form a stronger nation.
      Trump with his Pai and NRA is only making the divisions deeper.

      --
      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
    7. Re:All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 0

      You are aware that America has more gun crimes than any other nation on Earth by a wide margin. You are not aware that if you subtract the 4 cities with the strictest gun laws from the population America has the lowest rate of gun crimes. Regulation doesn't work.

      I greatly enjoyed my stay in the US

      You mean to say, you aren't even a fucking American and you are commenting on our internal affairs? I hope they throw you in gitmo for interfering with our affairs, scum.

    8. Re:All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      The more you equip people with arms, the more people are prevented from being truly free, because they're only moments away from someone who is anti-freedom taking their life because they didn't like their opinion.

      You're a fool. America leads the world in gun crime, if you subtract the 4 cities with the strictest gun laws from that statistic America has the least gun crime. Those 4 cities all have outlawed guns, gun regulations don't work, they're just the wet dream of corrupt politicians who are sick of having to appeal to voters instead of taking bribes and slaughtering anyone who objects.

    9. Re:All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Are you fucking retarded? Trumps approval is the highest of any president in living memory, he's doing more to unite people behind him than anyone has recently. You crazy bastards who want don't understand the world but have really strong opinions on it regardless are just easily manipulated by those willing to tell you whatever the Hell they please because you'll lap it up and ultimately overlook everything they actually do because you accept the lame excuses of "the other guys didn't let me do what I said, even though I managed to fuck you in several dozen completely new ways without an issue." America is more united now than it has been at least since I've been alive, and that union is against the corruption.

    10. Re:All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      You are aware that America has more gun crimes than any other nation on Earth by a wide margin.

      Yep.

      You are not aware that if you subtract the 4 cities with the strictest gun laws from the population America has the lowest rate of gun crimes. Regulation doesn't work.

      That sounds entirely made up. Stats or it didn't happen.

      You mean to say, you aren't even a fucking American

      Yes that is entirely correct.

      and you are commenting on our internal affairs?

      No taxation without representation, right? I lived there and paid my taxes. That more than gives me the right, nay the duty, to hold forth on an internet forum.

      I hope they throw you in gitmo for interfering with our affairs, scum.

      Congress shall make no law [...] abridging the freedom of speech,

      See how there's nothing about citizens anywhere in there? Your attitude makes you a traitor to the consitution. Thankfully many people have sworn to defend it from enemies both foreign and domestic.

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    11. Re:All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 0

      That sounds entirely made up. Stats or it didn't happen.

      You're too dumb to see this isn't an argument, stopped reading there and won't carry on a conversation with someone too lazy/scared to check something which might conflict with their beliefs, even if you weren't a foreigner commenting on US politics. Get off our internet.

    12. Re:All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by Teun · · Score: 1

      About what Obama had at that time, nothing special.
      It's not just approval vs. disapproval, it is especially how deep the division has become and that's harder to see in those figures but easy to read in the commentaries.

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      "The likes of Facebook and WhatsApp are free to those whose privacy is of zero value."
    13. Re:All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      The division is only deep if you believe the media, I have lots of liberal friends and am an open Trump supporter.

    14. Re:All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Yeah, none of your comments reek of divisiveness at all... /s

    15. Re:All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by NicknameUnavailable · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the internet, where everyone's an asshole.

    16. Re:All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by serviscope_minor · · Score: 1

      You're too dumb to see this isn't an argument, stopped reading there and won't carry on a conversation

      In other words: you made it up.

      with someone too lazy/scared to check something which might conflict with their beliefs,

      In other words you KNOW you made it up.

      even if you weren't a foreigner commenting on US politics.

      Oe noes teh evul forrners are using their free speech to point out my bullshit! I can't cope! Heeeeeelpppp!

      Get off our internet.

      I'll get off yours if you get off mine.

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    17. Re:All Hail Mesh Nets and Rifles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Get off our internet.

      Polite interjection from the people of the UK: Ahem, only if you get off *our* world-wide-web first. Oh right, we *gave* it to the world as a gift. And we're not 'Indian Givers' as I believe your quaint phrase has it. As you were, carry on being a jolly big arsehole then.

      Pip-pip!

  14. Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sadly this is not off topic:

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/18/trump-nra-fbi-alexander-torshin-russia-investigation

    The FBI is investigating whether a Russian banker with close ties to Vladimir Putin funneled money through the National Rifle Association to support Donald Trumpâ(TM)s presidential campaign....The NRA spent at least $30m to back Trumpâ(TM)s 2016 campaign for president...News outlets have been examining ties and meetings between NRA leaders and Russia for months, including a 2015 NRA delegation to Moscow that included meetings with influential Putin allies....

    You get the picture?

    1. Re: Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trouble with letting your antisemitism hang out is that it means you can only preach to the converted. In which case, you're probably better off going back to masturbating over pictures on Stormfront.

    2. Re:Follow the money by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 0

      Sadly this is not off topic:

      https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/jan/18/trump-nra-fbi-alexander-torshin-russia-investigation

      The FBI is investigating whether a Russian banker with close ties to Vladimir Putin funneled money through the National Rifle Association to support Donald Trumpâ(TM)s presidential campaign....The NRA spent at least $30m to back Trumpâ(TM)s 2016 campaign for president...News outlets have been examining ties and meetings between NRA leaders and Russia for months, including a 2015 NRA delegation to Moscow that included meetings with influential Putin allies....

      You get the picture?

      Oh dear. You really must adjust the tinfoil.

    3. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh dear. You really must adjust the tinfoil.

      After all, those investigators are only trying to undermine our president and remove him from office for political reasons, right? It's not like they have any evidence, right?

      How is the weather where you work? Are you have a warm winter there?

    4. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh dear. You really must adjust the tinfoil.

      There apparently was enough evidence of funds coming into the NRA (where N stands for "national", as in "The United States") from Russian sources that the FBI was already looking into it as part of a much larger money-laundering investigation (i.e. not related to the 2016 election).

      So is the tinfoil adjustment required because that is nothing to worry about? Or because you would assume that those flow of funds are an innocuous reflection of Russia's love of various national gun groups? Help me understand ...

      Oh wait, maybe you're just another mindless partisan. Never mind. Go back to your tribalism; I didn't mean to disturb you.

    5. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh dear. You really must adjust the tinfoil.

      Accusations of tinfoil is so 2016.

      Since people who were close to Trump back then have started pleading guilty it seems like the accusations were on point.

    6. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all, those investigators are only trying to undermine our president and remove him from office for political reasons, right?

      He didn't have a sexual relation with an intern. He said "No homo!" before getting reamed by his Russian lover.

    7. Re:Follow the money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, so you're claiming that they aren't investigating? What info are you going off of?

  15. Happy first of april! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These April fools jokes come earlier every year.

  16. Not The Onion? by HangingChad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    At first I thought this had to be an Onion piece. The two most corrupt dirtbags, in the most corrupt political system outside a third world dictatorship, giving each other a hand job at CPAC.

    This is the pathetic level to which conservatives have sunk.

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    That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
    1. Re:Not The Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That and conducting pissing contests on Twitter and the internet at large. Check how many of the swivel-eyed brigade comment on any story that reflects negatively on any right wing shibboleth. The hard right have taken over the Republican Party and this is the result: a circle jerk for self-absorbed. They should have excised the Tea Party clowns as you would do for a suspicious skin lesion, something that is tolerable for the moment but could turn cancerous at any stage.
      It is worth using their own language against them: they are not "conservative", they are regressive; backward; more akin to the Taliban than the founding fathers. They are not reasonable people able to understand cause and effect, they are a tribalist poison that must be drained before it causes irrevocable harm.

    2. Re:Not The Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At first I thought this had to be an Onion piece.

      The Onion have been surprisingly on point the last year.
      Right now it seems like they are taking the lead when it comes to accuracy in articles.

      I liked the world better back in the days when they were publishing parody articles.

    3. Re:Not The Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At first you seemed dumb.

      But you are not dumb, you simply do not have the complete dataset on which to base your conclusions.

      Things like this video of a Florida school shooting victim rehearsing his lines. The video that has been taken down by.every.single.platform.
      The video itself, however, is irrefutable, and thus highly danherous to the people that want to brainwash you. Do not let them

      Apologies for the source, everywhere else it was banned: (scroll down to the first video).
      https://www.infowars.com/watch-these-infowars-videos-were-banned-by-youtube/

    4. Re:Not The Onion? by kick6 · · Score: 0

      The two most corrupt dirtbags, in the most corrupt political system outside a third world dictatorship, giving each other a hand job at CPAC.

      Did we read different articles? Neither Bill nor Hillary was there.

    5. Re:Not The Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right they're NOT there get over it and stop obsessing on them.

    6. Re:Not The Onion? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      This sort of unhinged whining is exactly why Hillary Clinton lost. It's why Democrats lost nearly a thousand legislative seats, most of the governorships, both houses of congress, the White House, and indirectly the Supreme Court. Please, keep it up! Do it even louder ahead of the mid-term elections, and even louder still before 2020. Because you did fine work in 2016, and sound like you're ready to deliver more of the same effect later this year.

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      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    7. Re:Not The Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sort of unhinged whining is exactly why Hillary Clinton lost. It's why Democrats lost nearly a thousand legislative seats, most of the governorships, both houses of congress, the White House, and indirectly the Supreme Court. Please, keep it up! Do it even louder ahead of the mid-term elections, and even louder still before 2020. Because you did fine work in 2016, and sound like you're ready to deliver more of the same effect later this year.

      Yes, we realize there's no getting through to you. You've got you're fingers in you're ears & are going "la-la-la".

      You call the GP's post "unhinged whining"? It looks pretty accurate to me. Oh, but you can't actually take that in because ... "la-la-la".

      The Democrats lost because they are somewhat higher minded & (generally) the Republicans are scumbags who'll do anything - no matter how immoral or corrupt - to win the elections. Nice guys lose. And yes, I fully expect the Republicans to continue to win because we (the American people) are collectively too stupid or crazy or weak to stop them.

      ScentCore, I hope you are rich, because otherwise you are going to be f***ed by the Republicans, just as the rest of us are. It's what they do,.

    8. Re:Not The Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sort of unhinged whining is exactly why Hillary Clinton lost. It's why Democrats lost nearly a thousand legislative seats, most of the governorships, both houses of congress, the White House, and indirectly the Supreme Court. Please, keep it up! Do it even louder ahead of the mid-term elections, and even louder still before 2020. Because you did fine work in 2016, and sound like you're ready to deliver more of the same effect later this year.

      Why do you get back to me in December. We can discuss the losses much like the right did back in 2008 when the whining was palpable.

    9. Re:Not The Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's why Democrats lost nearly a thousand legislative seats, most of the governorships, both houses of congress, the White House, and indirectly the Supreme Court.

      Apathy is a problem. I vaguely recall the Russian attacks attempting to suppress minority voters and I'd be surprised if they were the only ones who seek who actively attempt to do so.

      People say it is hopeless, but that is not true. In this country there is generally plenty of people who didn't vote that could have changed the outcome of any election, or made it so a better candidate could have won.

      Sure until we finally get a better voting system that doesn't make third parties spoilers, we have to deal with the one we have and vote accordingly, but the parties are different. Here is an hour by hour comparison of Obama and Trump just with respect to school shootings. link The difference is stark, on just the one issue.

      There are many issues.

      There are far more elected officials at all level.

      We have to work hard to get the best candidates elected to every one of them.

    10. Re:Not The Onion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, um... embrace corruption or lose?

    11. Re:Not The Onion? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      So, um... embrace corruption or lose?

      No, just stop lying and pretending that members of the NRA who vote are somehow "corrupt" because they - just like the PETA people or the Planned Parenthood people or the NAACP people - know what they want in their legislative candidates. We have plenty of examples of actual corruption we can talk about - just look at how the DNC operates, and about which the people complaining that the NRA is "corrupt" clearly don't care because they call "things I don't understand and dislike" to be "corrupt" and "things that are actually corrupt" to be "my team so please filter my social media so I only see lies that give me comfort about it."

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    12. Re:Not The Onion? by jvkjvk · · Score: 1

      This is about Ajit Pai.

      If you don't think "corrupt" you're probably not thinking.

    13. Re:Not The Onion? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      We're talking about a thread that explicitly talks about both organizations, with the GG?P equating the two - NRA and Pai. So, sure, pretend otherwise - but it's a basic reading comprehension thing.

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  17. Meanwhile by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Five nines worth of the turdburglars ragging on Pai haven't even read the documents.

    Appeal to Feels.

  18. Guns, the obvious solution by burtosis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It should be obvious by now that guns didn't save our net neutrality, nor have they been saving us from a steady erosion of rights and freedom. Unfortunately, the fact this isn't obvious to many is the reason we have the problem. If things keep going this way, in 50 years autonomous weapon systems will render guns completely worthless with respect to resisting the government which was supposed to be the point.

    1. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have to actually use them silly.

      Then you can get anything you want.

      Neighbor making a fuss about your yard? Shoot him.
      Mailman throwing your fragile packages? Shoot him.
      Line at Walmart taking too long? Shoot them. Shoot the cashier too.
      Drug dealer shorting your cut? Shoot him.
      Cop threatening to arrest you? Shoot him.
      Police chasing you with a dozen squad cars? Shoot the cars.
      Helicopters deployed to snipe you from the sky? Shoot the helicopters.
      Military tanks brought in the fray? Shoot the tanks.
      Air strike called in? Shoot the planes.
      Nuclear ICBM closing in? Shoot the warhead.

      You get the picture. Nothing can stop you if you're armed. Not even the most advanced military on earth is a match for a good guy with a gun.

      "No man whose testicles have been crushed or whose organ has been cut off may become a member of the Assembly of God." Deuteronomy 23:1

    2. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... which was supposed to be the point.

      Most gun-owners claim home defense as the point of owning a gun. (Logic dictates that reason excludes people carrying only rifles.) When arrival of the police is likely to get you shot, I can see why Americans take the law into their own hands. That attitude needs to change most. Yes, getting guns away from the mentally ill or violent is necessary but there are 300 million guns in the USA, it will take decades to disarm the dangerous people.

      Americans can't fight the government; forget the lack of training versus the power of a modern army, the people can't decide which jerks to put against the wall. When you have people lining-up to be robbed, or like these people, promising to do so, the people will massacre each other long before they declare war on the corrupt.

    3. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by burtosis · · Score: 2

      Pretty much yep. I'm waiting for the first time a shooter attacks a school with armed teachers, and when they fire back, the teacher(s) wind up killing innocent children in the cross fire. But im sure we will let them completely off the hook no matter how negligent, or lack of continuing threat, or if one decides this is a great time to get rid of a few students who harassed them in class. Just kidding, that's only for cops. They will fry in the hot oil of public contempt even before being sent to fry on the chair, even if it was purely accidental.

    4. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Please, do tell us about the hours you've spent in the sort of training that anybody in that role would regularly undergo.

      I'm guessing you were applauding the news that an armed deputy stayed out of the unfolding attack in that school, because you wouldn't want the deputy to possibly hurt somebody while stopping a murderer from a sustained attack on others. Can't be too careful! Better to just let these things play out naturally and never interfere.

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    5. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teacher has a gun == shoot the teacher first

    6. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be obvious by now that guns didn't save our net neutrality, nor have they been saving us from a steady erosion of rights and freedom.

      Did you expect a gun to get up, hop over to DC and shoot Ajit Pai all by itself?

    7. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by burtosis · · Score: 1

      I haven't fully judged the deputy not entering the school because I don't have all the facts. It could be he was told to wait and secure the perimeter, but it does look really bad. If a cop hides instead of firing back that means we believe any old teacher will charge in with a single pistol and Rambo the attacker until dead? Teaching through high school has some of the worst pay to education level of any job in America, yet we won't reimburse them for the class supplies they need to buy but give bonuses for handguns? FFS air martials leave thier loaded firearms in plane bathrooms, it won't be long before the next shooting is caused by the teacher losing control of the firearm. Instead of securing the school physically, lets focus on using more fire to fight fire and simultaneously ignore all the burns no other first world country regularly suffers.

    8. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      If a cop hides instead of firing back that means we believe any old teacher will charge in with a single pistol and Rambo the attacker until dead?

      Actually, the news this morning is that three to four armed deputies hung around outside the building as the attack dragged on. Regardless, suggesting that "any old teacher" will do anything in particular as being the only other opinion one could hold is just pure false dichotomy rhetorical silliness.

      I have no reason to think that most jurisdictions willing to review, train, permit, and regularly require ongoing training/testing/evaluation would be producing willing defenders any less competent or driven to protect students from harm than many, many uniformed deputies - some of which really are the Barney Fief types who are just phoning it in until requirement. School admins, or teachers, or other personnel who would (in small numbers, I expect) step up to this responsibility would be doing it very soberly, and we'd see the rapid proliferation of the same sort of relatively uniform training that's commercially available to bank guards, armored car drivers, etc. Teachers and other staff who know they're not up that and the huge responsibility, aren't going to go anywhere near such a thing. But they're sure going to be glad if that retired Marine MP who coaches the football team isn't prevented from having defensive tools at hand, as he might currently be.

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    9. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      It's easy to say you'd jump into the line of fire. It's easy to think you would. It's hard to actually risk your life by running into a room with a hail of bullets wearing a uniform that makes you any shooter's first target. The deputy had more than likely never faced such a situation before.

      And this simply illustrates why giving guns to teachers is not a solution. Teachers may also hide, and teachers may find they have a very difficult time coming to grips quickly enough with shooting a child in their class (usually it's a child doing the shooting).

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    10. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by burtosis · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure you have thought this through. What happens when someone walks in with a gun - do you shoot first and open yourself to murder charges both for the perp and bystanders? Let the gunman kill people first to get in less potential trouble? Announce your intent for them to put down the gun and get themselves shot? Because I'll tell you that most people won't shoot because you will be held criminally responsible - that's the way it works. Further you would have to show that the hundred thousand probably poorly secured additional guns won't actually result in more deaths as you won't even need to bring in the guns - they are already in weak unsuspecting people. I'm going to side with the officer in the town hall meeting and put securing the buildings as #1. Makes far more sense, won't require teachers to chose between being persecuted by the courts or just phoning it in (they have thier bonus - got mine so fk u), and actually prevents intruding without requiring people to go full Hollywood.

    11. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      That's why this is up to local (usually state) legislatures. If they're trained in much the same way as air marshals, and work with local PDs to evolve and define their rules of engagement, this will NOT be simply the same as your average citizen who happens to have a carry permit and a gigantic civil (and possibly criminal) liability in front of them if they act rashly.

      Yes, simply securing the buildings is the obvious low-hanging fruit. Many school districts already have this down to a pretty solid science - easy to replicate. But that teacher that's hunkered down with students in a classroom listening some jackass out in the hallway blazing away, and ready if that door is breached by someone other than the local cops (with whom protocols have been established), at least stands a chance of defending that classroom's students and possibly ending such an attack. That's not the same as the teacher hunting the hallways looking for some supposed perp. This isn't Rambo or nothing. There's vast middle ground, and an armed staff member would be an absolute last resort after much more substantial security had already failed.

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    12. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, lets just keep the guns for the next 50 years then. After that we will have to think of something else.

    13. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by burtosis · · Score: 1

      I've heard zero talk about the type of training and authority you suggest - further the huddled teacher, freaking out in the classroom of scared and possibly dying kids, is quite likely to fire on the next person through that door. It's a disaster both legally and in the expected loss of life. No other first world country has these problems for good reason.

    14. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      No other first world country has these problems for good reason.

      Yeah, Israel, for example, is definitely not a first world country.

      You've obviously never even spoken to someone who has decided to pursue the training required to do something like this, let alone spent the hours yourself, with specialists, LEOs, and lawyers while you get acquainted.

      There are teachers carrying in classrooms, right now, in multiple states in this country. I'm sure you know this because you're tracking all of the disasters that have resulted from that, right?

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    15. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by burtosis · · Score: 1

      I think I understand your argument. You are saying that in addition to the education and training to become a teacher, you also need the training AND authority granted by becoming a full fledged air martial (which pays triple to quadruple and has far better benefits). Further since these shootings are very likely to involve a former or current student, that the teachers are prepared to murder thier students at any instants notice, and you're encouraging this stance. Further because maybe 50 non LEO teachers carry so 100,050 will have the same incidence of problems when air martials have left thier loaded weapon in an airplane bathroom. I'm sorry but your logic is so extremely contorted, even from a conservative finnancial viewpoint, it defies all belief and seriousness.

    16. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by ScentCone · · Score: 1
      No, I'm saying that each jurisdiction can determine how they want to proceed in the way of training, setting standards, paying, indemnifying, and otherwise dealing with those that are up to adding this role. You clearly are certain that teachers can't intellectually handle more in their lives than the curriculum they teach (which is why none of them ever spend the hundreds of hours and pass the background checks necessary to, say, get a pilot's certification from the FAA - teachers just can't handle life and death decision making, training on matters outside of school, or hours involved - and if someone has already had a career in law enforcement or the military and then goes into teaching or otherwise working in a school environment, we all know that they are chemically brainwashed and are forced to forget everything they've learned in life).

      because maybe 50 non LEO teachers carry

      I see that you're completely impervious to reality, let alone in possession of enough intellectual curiosity to bother even looking into this. 50? There are over 170 school districts in just Texas alone that allow school employees to carry. And there are at least dozens of schools in every one of those districts. And that's just one of the 18 states that have provisions for this, and have for a long time. Looking forward to your list of the "murders" these teachers and staffers have been busy committing. Please, do tell.

      Not sure why I'm engaging in conversation with someone who considers self defense to be murder, though. That open admission of astonishing irrationality on your part means you're not equipped to think any of this through. Hopefully you'll never be faced with someone attempting to kill you, and face the moral dilemma of deciding if you want to let a police officer "murder" your killer to save your life vs. sacrificing your own life so nothing upsetting happens to the person about to kill you. Do you even listen to yourself? Or are you too distracted by all of the school employees shooting at you in your fevered imagination?

      In the meantime, please don't endanger other people by doing things like voting.

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    17. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by burtosis · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying teachers can't handle it, just that it is financially stupid and patently not conservative to take a far lower paying job when you have those skills. Second 170 out of 1000 Texas districts allow conceal carry and of those only a few carry probably around 50 maybe 100 tops, and out of over 100k districts USA wide we are talking 0.2% for a 500x increase in allowed areas and further with asking everyone to carry that's easily ten thousand times more guns for ten thousand times the accidental deaths and stupidity. Call it what it is - murder - because even if it's "justified" you will likely be locked away but only after having tens or hundreds of thousands drained in legal fees.

    18. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by ScentCone · · Score: 1
      No, the conservative thing to do is do do what you want. Plenty of people quit better paying jobs to become teachers, because they want to. They might want, for example, to introduce their experience and world view into an environment where young people's minds are too often shaped only by people who've never existed outside academia's wildly liberal echo chamber.

      asking everyone to carry

      Why do you keep trotting out this absurd straw man? WHO has asked everyone to carry? We're talking about asking places that PROHIBIT people from carrying to allow those with the training, ability, and inclination to take on the responsibility to do so if they want to and can demonstrate the judgement and skill to do so in a place where, right now, they cannot. How is that "asking everyone to carry?" Be specific.

      Call it what it is - murder

      Are you really that unable to use that work correctly?

      So, if someone is trying to kill you, right now, and you fight back... you're a murderer? You are really unable, cognitively, to grasp the difference between a murderer and the person who defends themselves (or others) against that murderer? Is a murderer and the person who stops them from murdering no different? Keep it simple, and answer yes or no.

      Your instinct to put the word justified in quotes is pretty telling. So, a person is in the middle of raping and murdering your daughter, and you use force to stop that act, because if you just stand there and yell at him, he'll kill you too. And the police are seconds away, they're half an hour away. You'd rather sacrifice yourself and your daughter to death at the hands of that person because you consider the alternative to be unjustified murder on your part? Do you understand how irrational you sound?

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    19. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by dwillden · · Score: 1

      Far more than 50 non LEO teachers carry. In addition to the examples ScentCone gives Utah has had legal carry in schools for almost two decades. All it requires is the State Concealed Firearm Permit and you are exempt from the Federal Gun Free School Zone Act.

      Every year several CFP classes are offered at no cost to Teachers by various Instructors. Those classes always fill in a hurry exceeding capacity. There are plenty of teachers who recognize that push comes to shove they are the last line of defense for their students and they are happy to be able to actually be able to offer a defense other than their body as a shield.

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    20. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by burtosis · · Score: 1

      Yes the conservative thing is do what you want, but not the finnancial conservatives- saying people will willingly and en masse willingly take a far lower paying job is the exact opposite of free market principles.
      Trump himself has said 20% of all teachers which would bring the total to 700k additional guns, tens of thousands of times more than what we have. The NRA loves this because it is a half billion dollar gun purchase. He isn't advocating any additional training beyond basic gun skills and already required permiting or authority at all.
      Yes it is murder. If someone breaks into my house, and I fire on them and kill them I will be brought up on murder charges. maybe I get off, maybe not but either way it will financially ruin my family. Note this is not a belief, but a simple fact of the legal system. Sure I'd murder them, but I fully realize I'll likely be sacrificeing not only my own life but the financialand emotional stability of my family. Plus the cops are just as likely to murder me if I'm even holding a gun as anyone who isn't in a blue uniform is fair game to be shot if it could even possibly be construed as a weapon. I'd point out I'm white, it's far worse for people who look like the poor or minorities.

    21. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      It sounds exactly like the way cops act when storming into an unsuspecting house full of elderly or children. Shoot anything that moves. I just don't understand why the people who want to get rid of guns, don't count the ones in the cops hands. When the cops get rid of the guns, then I MIGHT think about getting rid of mine. Until then, the gang in blue is too dangerous, and their handlers, the politicians, too evil.

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    22. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Yep, but the teacher did not have the choice to stay out of the building. They are already in the gunfight and shooting back is about the only thing they can do. When out in the street, it is a harder decision to enter the building without backup than being caught in the cross-fire by the gunman.

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    23. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by j-beda · · Score: 1

      It sounds exactly like the way cops act when storming into an unsuspecting house full of elderly or children. Shoot anything that moves. I just don't understand why the people who want to get rid of guns, don't count the ones in the cops hands. When the cops get rid of the guns, then I MIGHT think about getting rid of mine. Until then, the gang in blue is too dangerous, and their handlers, the politicians, too evil.

      From a purely self-survival point of view, is being personally armed likely to increase or decrease your odds of survival when interacting with the cops?

    24. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Being unarmed does not help, so being armed gives you a tool to use that is not available if it isn't there. Does having a hammer increase the odds of being able to drive a nail into a board. What about the fact that on most days you don't need to drive nails into wood? That means we will never have the need, so should never have the ability. And if you don't need the ability, then no-one else does either, right?

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    25. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by j-beda · · Score: 1

      Being unarmed does not help, so being armed gives you a tool to use that is not available if it isn't there. Does having a hammer increase the odds of being able to drive a nail into a board. What about the fact that on most days you don't need to drive nails into wood? That means we will never have the need, so should never have the ability. And if you don't need the ability, then no-one else does either, right?

      I don't know. How often do we hear stories of "Innocent armed civilian calms down crazed cops who mistakenly kicked down her front door"?

      The question I asked was not "should people be permitted firearms" it was "does having a firearm make one safer from the crazed police." I have not seen any evidence one way or another, but my instinct is that if the crazed police are shooting people because they THINK they are armed, actually being armed doesn't seem to be much of a deterrent.

      Granted, in a wacko world of crazed police and overreaching government, possibly the heroic and noble thing is to proudly bear arms against the oppressor, but that doesn't necessarily make it the safe thing.

    26. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      The safe thing would be for police to not carry guns. The criminals in the UK do not feel the need to be armed because the police response is not armed. When the police are going to come in shooting, then everyone else feels they need to be equally protected.

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    27. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by j-beda · · Score: 1

      But then what would we do with all our military surplus gear?

    28. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      saying people will willingly and en masse willingly take a far lower paying job

      Who said this, specifically? Why are you simply making stuff up?

      He isn't advocating any additional training beyond basic gun skills and already required permiting or authority at all.

      Right, because he's explicitly and repeatedly said that he'd leave such considerations up to the jurisdictions in question. Why do you keep pretending you're not hearing this?

      If someone breaks into my house, and I fire on them and kill them I will be brought up on murder charges.

      Why, because you are a vengeful person and shot him in the back while he was running away? Are you someone with that sort of terrible impulse control? You definitely shouldn't drive a car or use kitchen knives around other people, either. People use guns to defend themselves in their homes all the time. They are almost never charged with anything, let alone murder. Why are you making this stuff up? Why do you assume that protecting your life from the act of a murderer is going to result in your sacrificing your life to a murder conviction? You're not even making sense. Self defense is not murder. MURDER is murder.

      Plus the cops are just as likely to murder me if I'm even holding a gun

      If you are threatening a police officer with a gun, it's not "murder" for them to defend themselves. But why would you be holding a gun in front of the police? If they're on the scene, you have no need to hold a gun in your hands. If they are arriving after you've had to use one, you've already set the gun down and stepped back as you wait for them to arrive. Your complete ignorance of how anyone actually deals with any of this is kind of astonishing, actually.

      From the dictionary, so you can help get this sorted out in your head, if you're not really just faking this strange ignorance:

      murder: the crime of unlawfully killing a person especially with malice aforethought

      Since defending your self isn't unlawfully killing someone, that's not murder. How are you foggy on this concept?

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    29. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by burtosis · · Score: 1
      Funny you should revive this when we have had a teacher shoot up the classroom. Who would have thought giving permission to carry guns into schools where we pay teachers crap and they have a very stressful time isn't a good idea?

      Who said this, specifically? Why are you simply making stuff up

      You suggested that each teacher be trained as an air martial, a salary triple that of a teacher. Asking someone to take a job that pays 1/3 less is against free market principles. On the other hand all trump wants is 130 hours total training once ever, that's not long enough to develop beyond beginner gun safety and skill.

      Maybe you live in Texas where it is just fine to murder someone if they are on your land. In the other 49 states if you kill an intruder, murder charges will fly. They will use every excuse possible to paint the defensive home owner as a criminal, the chance of facing a particular flavor of murder charge is very high, even if it's just manslaughter. If they can't convict the homeowner they will start throwing murder charges at whoever was with the perpetrator or even slap murder charges on an unsuspecting driver who just got them there. You are also an idiot to think it's as simple as setting down a gun as I would be forced to kill the suspect beforehand to ensure a better chance of living through it - simply holding a gun on them is extremely likely in me being murdered by the police. What you can't seem to understand is that killing someone with a gun is rarely going to go well for anyone, i certainly don't agree with this, as far as I'm concerned if someone is in my house I will fucking brutally incapacitate them then start cutting off their genitals, also probably remove thier eyes. Perhaps I'd just cut the tendons in thier legs and arms. Either way it is going to be a sad fucking day for them Every fucking day of the rest of thier now shortened life. That's what I would like as I believe if you physically threaten someone you forefit your life. The courts don't see it thus way though and convict people just trying to defend themselves every day.

    30. Re:Guns, the obvious solution by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Funny you should revive this when we have had a teacher shoot up the classroom. Who would have thought giving permission to carry guns into schools where we pay teachers crap and they have a very stressful time isn't a good idea?

      Of course he didn't shoot anybody. And as you know, but are lying about through faux-ignorance omission, he had already been found not safe to own guns, and law enforcement had already acted to take them away from him. Which means his possession of one in the school was an example of criminal behavior at every level, violating laws already in place. So as usual, you should be looking at the quality of the enforcement of existing laws.

      Meanwhile, you are still cognitively unable to grapple withe concept of murder vs. self defense. You're also inclined to continue to lie (since the statistics are wildly in conflict with your claims, and you know it) about the non-firing use of guns to deter attacks and indeed hold attackers at bay or in place until LEOs arrive. This happens every day, dozens of times a day, hundreds and sometimes thousands of times a week. The number of people convicted of murder or manslaughter while engaged in self defense - especially in their own homes - is vanishingly small. You seem inclined to confuse being required to describe the circumstances of acting in self defense with somehow being convicted of murder.

      Your utterly naive, cartoon fantasy notion of being able to carve up an intruder in your house with a knife (exactly the sort of vindictive behavior that WOULD get a jury to consider you to be acting well outside the bounds of necessary self defense) once again demonstrates your disconnect from reality on this entire subject. Yes, sometimes people acting in good faith in self defense face legal jeopardy (gun used, or otherwise), and it's wise to carry some insurance to - if nothing else - have a lawyer handy to help frame your responses to the police when describing events. You can get more than adequate coverage for that exceedingly rare turn of events for about the cost of a pizza every month, without the beer. But no, people acting in self defense aren't convicted of murder every day. But every day, people who act in self defense ARE told every day that they will, after a review, be facing no charges. Tens of thousands of times a year.

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  19. What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by Jeremi · · Score: 5, Insightful

    AFACT, absolutely nothing, other than that they both hold policy positions that antagonize liberals.

    The fact that they are giving each other awards suggests to me that the only thing holding the Republican Party together these days is their collective urge to "piss on the other team".

    Fun, in a sort of Lord-of-the-Flies, junior-high-locker-room-towel-snapping sort of way, but not exactly a viable long-term philosophy for running a first-world country. Hopefully when the Republicans get their asses handed to them by voters this fall they will remember that they are expected to serve the country's interests, not just snap towels at the nerds.

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    1. Re: What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any facade of defending people's rights is down the toilet with this move. If anyone can honestly believe they are anything but a blind Republican front they are fucking kidding themselves. They don't represent Americans they represent Republicans.

    2. Re: What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      72 percent of Republicans support KEEPING the net neutrality rules.

      http://thehill.com/policy/tech...

      Somewhere between just under or just over half of republicans support stricter gun laws.

      http://thehill.com/blogs/blog-...
      https://www.npr.org/2017/10/13...

      Neither of these groups supports Republicans. They both support morons.

    3. Re: What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by ChocoIncognito · · Score: 1

      According to statistics, it sounds like stupid people with opinions often scream louder than people who understand facts. That's not directed at you, but at America (perhaps the world) as a whole.

    4. Re: What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by mapkinase · · Score: 1

      I understand their urge.

      Democrats are seeking to widen their support among most vocal, most politically active minorities in increasingly fast changing world of Western ethics.

      The acceleration of this progress could only increase blow back from people who 50 years ago hardly could be called "old conservative" farts.

      If in older times only 60 year olds hold their now conservative views from the times of their youth, nowadays it shifted to 35-40 years old.

      Liberal acceleration of social ethics change recruits younger and younger people to the ranks of conservatives by the mere fact of the social inertia.

      Suddenly the views that majority held just 10 years ago, when you were 30, are suddenly a bigoted minority view now, when you are 40.

      Part of Trump's success is this factor: conservatives are becoming younger.

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    5. Re:What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by kick6 · · Score: 1

      The fact that they are giving each other awards suggests to me that the only thing holding the Republican Party together these days is their collective urge to "piss on the other team". Fun, in a sort of Lord-of-the-Flies, junior-high-locker-room-towel-snapping sort of way, but not exactly a viable long-term philosophy for running a first-world country.

      I don't know, "tear down what the other team built" has been a viable Democratic strategy for a generation.

    6. Re:What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by ScentCone · · Score: 0

      The fact that they are giving each other awards suggests to me that the only thing holding the Republican Party together these days is their collective urge to "piss on the other team".

      Well, sure. Because "the other team" uses the power of its water-carrying army of people in the media, academia, and the celebrity universe to do everything they can to shape a shallow, fact-free understanding of things like the Constitution, all to push along support for an ugly nanny state way of life. So yes, people who think that things like protection for free speech, protection for the right to self defense and the like should be dismissed as not worthy ... those people DO need to be rhetorically pissed on. Because it's all the same mindset. You can't defend yourself, speak in a way that's not group-think compliant, run your business the way you want, etc ... all of those lefty instincts are a coherent world view that deserves push-back from any and all people and organizations that favor a more liberty-minded (and constitution-adhering) take on things. Those who, say, focus strongly on one feature of the Bill of Rights absolutely should take a regular moment to look around at other people, politicians, and groups that focus on equally important other topics and praise or condemn those who need it. The big picture actually matters.

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    7. Re: What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, I thought we were talking about the NRA and the FCC, not the GOP and Democrats ... why did you have to go all tribal on the conversation?

    8. Re: What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by jader3rd · · Score: 1

      According to statistics, it sounds like stupid people with opinions often scream louder than people who understand facts.

      Ah, Democracy.

    9. Re:What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know, "tear down what the other team built" has been a viable Democratic strategy for a generation.

      What exactly have the Republicans built that the Democrats want to tear down? Shit, what have the Republicans built AT ALL besides ruin and debt?

    10. Re:What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Well, sure. Because "the other team" uses the power of its water-carrying army of people in the media, academia, and the celebrity universe to do everything they can to shape a shallow, fact-free understanding of things like the Constitution

      Suuuuure it does Mr. Eastwood.

      Would you like some asscreme now?

    11. Re:What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    12. Re:What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When things like "citizens united" are what the right have to offer, then yes, the left should tear that down - get money out of politics.

      When things like the repeal of net neutrality are what the right has to offer - then yes, the left should tear that down.

      When things like the transfer of wealth by giving tax breaks to the ultra-rich and corporations are what the right have to offer - then yes, the left should tear that down.

      There are so many things that the morally and politically corrupt right have offered that the left should and will tear down.

    13. Re:What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for the fact that conservatives are against more government control and regulation, so this position makes sense for them, but still doesn't for the NRA.

    14. Re:What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      So in other words, you agree that I'm right (because you can't trouble yourself to make a cogent counter point), but are willing to admit that your juvenile state of mind requires you to sling around some incoherent ad hominem vitriol because you don't have any control of yourself. Thanks for being so predictably true to form.

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    15. Re:What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by lkcl · · Score: 1

      Hopefully when the Republicans get their asses handed to them by voters this fall

      oink? you were expecting people to be able to *vote* this fall?? (note: i did not say "you were expecting there to be an *unmanipulated* election...)

    16. Re:What does the NRA have to do with the FCC? by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Except for the fact that conservatives are against more government control and regulation, so this position makes sense for them, but still doesn't for the NRA.

      The wast majority of Republican voters are pro net-neutrality.

  20. In case anyone's wondering... by Type44Q · · Score: 0

    ...the NRA exists neither to support your right to defend yourself nor a free internet (as they just soundly demonstrated); they're a well-known astroturfing organization; just as PETA's real role is to make animal lovers look like retarded psychos, the NRA's role is anything but what people think. Donate to the Gun Owners of America or Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership.

    1. Re:In case anyone's wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Relax. It's way simpler.

      You're right, the NRA ian't abou the 2nd amendment. There's no (racist) tin foil hat shit going on though. Guns make acres of money. The NRA makes sure they can sell as many as possible, regardless of how many people die.

    2. Re: In case anyone's wondering... by Type44Q · · Score: 1

      It's way simpler...

      To fools, it always is.

    3. Re:In case anyone's wondering... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your car is far more likely to kill someone than any of the guns in my closet, are you going to start ranting about how car manufacturers should be strung up when someone gets drunk and drives one of their vehicles into a crowd or smashes into a van full of kids at 90 mph? The NRA has many faults to be sure, but blaming them for the actions of a handful of nuts is disingenuous at best.

  21. Surely this is the Onion and not real life... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely... right? ....
    Ugh.

  22. What the fuck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just have one question..
    Why?

  23. Yes, stick to your purpose by raymorris · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can't imagine why the NRA would do this. The NRA has a very specific purpose. Well actually there are two NRA groups, each with a specific purpose. One does gun-related safety training and such, the other defends the second amendment in the political arena. Neither has any business taking a stand on any particular regulations related to things around principles of network neutrality. It's not what they were created and funded to do.

    1. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The ACLU does a pretty decent job. It just defends all the unpopular parts of the constitution, like the first amendment, and stuff like the right not to be shot just because you're black, that kind of thing. It's entirely reasonable it doesn't defend the 2nd given the modern interpretation of that amendment isn't how it's traditionally been interpreted up until the mid-seventies.

    2. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by ClickOnThis · · Score: 5, Informative

      The NRA is pretty much the only organization left sticking up for the Constitution, and I don't see anything in the Constitution giving an unelected body the power to regulate speech just because it's on computers.

      Pai deserves a reward for sticking up for the Constitution and removing burdensome government regulation from the Internet.

      Net Neutrality did not regulate speech. It stipulated rules that prevented internet providers from regulating it.

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    3. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by gearfab · · Score: 2

      The NRA is the lobby for gun manufacturers. Nothing more nothing less

    4. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by ClickOnThis · · Score: 5, Informative

      The NRA is the lobby for gun manufacturers. Nothing more nothing less

      No, they're more than that. They're a heat shield for gun manufacturers. NRA VP Wayne LaPierre acts like a rodeo clown to distract public sentiment away from them.

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    5. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      The ACLU dosent work on the second amendment because there are already powerful organizations that do that. maybe you've heard of them? The ACLU is not nearly as wealthy as the NRA so they have to pick their battles. Not actually as "Evil" as your Childish noise makes it out to be.

    6. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      The NRA is the lobby for gun manufacturers. Nothing more nothing less

      Yes, those 5 million-plus dues-paying voluntary NRA members mean nothing.

      And I'm sure you'll be left puzzled as to why the Democrats will lose even more elected government positions next election cycle. Don't worry, there's always REEEERussiaaaaaa!!!!1!! to blame so you can avoid any uncomfortable self-reflection.

      The Left hates guns. Except apparently their trusty old foot-gun.

    7. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Hal_Porter · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's entirely reasonable it doesn't defend the 2nd given the modern interpretation of that amendment isn't how it's traditionally been interpreted up until the mid-seventies.

      Wait. What? You're saying the actually text of the law didn't change but the left have 'reinterpreted' it to mean the exact opposite of what it used to mean since the mid-seventies.

      Gee. I wonder why American conservatives are so keen to get originalist judges on the SCOTUS and not ones appointed by the left who'll reinterpret the first and second amendments to be 'You're allowed to speak but not hate speech. And hate speech is anything a conservative says' and 'You're allowed to have a gun if you join the army. Otherwise you're not and we're sending the ATF round to kick your door down'.

      Once the left sets the precedent that the actual text of the law doesn't matter, only the interpretation, and that the left will appoint judges who'll interpret it in the way which most benefits the left and shafts the right, it's really game over for the notion that the US is a representative republic. What you've got is mob rule where the mob gets to decide what rights you've got. And the left's media sock puppets will mobilise the mob against anyone who sticks up for rights they disagree with.

      Look at that disgraceful display on CNN where an hand picked audience of leftists hooted and booed Rubio and asked him questions like this

      https://edition.cnn.com/2018/0...

      KASKY: I'm sorry, I know I'm not supposed to do this, but I'm not going to listen to that. Senator Rubio, it's hard to look at you and not look down a barrel of an AR-15 and not look at Nicholas Cruz, but the point is you're here and there some people who are not.
      And I need to ask two things of you. Number one, Chris Grady, can you stand up? This is my friend who is going to the military. I need you to tell him that he's going to live to make it to serve our country. And then we'll get to the other one.

      Honestly looking at this I'd say the left need to be stopped. At all costs. The logic of what they're doing where laws mean exactly what they want them to mean regardless of what the actual words say and where it's all up to a mob handpicked to be 100% left is far more horrifying than some nutcase shooting a couple of dozen people.

      And if that seems heartless consider Jefferson's attitude to violence

      http://tjrs.monticello.org/let...

      the people can not be all, & always, well informed. the part which is wrong [. . .] will be discontented in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. if they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty. we have had 13. states independant 11. years. there has been one rebellion. that comes to one rebellion in a century & a half for each state. what country before ever existed a century & half without a rebellion? & what country can preserve it's liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? let them take arms. the remedy is to set them right as to facts, pardon & pacify them. what signify a few lives lost in a century or two? the tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots & tyrants. it is it's natural manure.

      And it's interesting how the left doesn't mobilise emotion when it's a crime that doesn't fit their agenda. E.g. illegal immigrants killing natives, Muslims shooting up a gay bar or committing a terror attack. It's not like they have a town hall in those cases where an angry crowd berates a Democrat Senator over immigration law.

      Maybe the right *should* be doing that if the left are going to do it to push for their agenda.

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    8. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, itâ(TM)s the First. Say what you will. The First Amendment gives you that right. Speech compelled by the Second Amendment isnâ(TM)t free at all.

    9. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fucking iOS. Smart punctuation: off. ' ' '

    10. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dude, you're missing the reality. The NRA (the modern NRA, not the NRA just-post-civil-war or even the NRA up to the 1960's, but the NRA today) exists to sell guns. It functions to protect and increase sales of weapons in the United States. The gun companies are their most important donors, and they directly benefit from the commerce in guns.

      http://www.businessinsider.com... --

      While that is still part of the organization's core function, today less than half of the NRA's revenues come from program fees and membership dues.

      The bulk of the group's money now comes in the form of contributions, grants, royalty income, and advertising, much of it originating from gun industry sources.

      Since 2005, the gun industry and its corporate allies have given between $20 million and $52.6 million to it through the NRA Ring of Freedom sponsor program. Donors include firearm companies like Midway USA, Springfield Armory Inc, Pierce Bullet Seal Target Systems, and Beretta USA Corporation. Other supporters from the gun industry include Cabala's, Sturm Rugar & Co, and Smith & Wesson.

      The NRA also made $20.9 million — about 10 percent of its revenue — from selling advertising to industry companies marketing products in its many publications in 2010, according to the IRS Form 990.

    11. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the government can mandate Macrovision in consumer VCRs, it can mandate fair access to bandwidth and equal treatment by network equipment.

    12. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      The bulk of the group's money now comes in the form of contributions, grants, royalty income, and advertising, much of it originating from gun industry sources.

      Since 2005, the gun industry and its corporate allies have given between $20 million and $52.6 million to it through the NRA Ring of Freedom sponsor program.

      Ooooooo, scary! That's a whole $6.5 million per year! I wonder what the NRAs total annual revenue is?

      Oh. Wait. Its over $400 million.

    13. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the 2nd Amendment was written, it was a limitation on the feds, to prevent them from disarming the states. That was later forgotten, then the original meaning brought back. That your politics don't agree with reality doesn't change reality.

    14. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by LostInTaiwan · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In the last couple decades, I've witnessed the transformation of the NRA from a firearm advocacy group into the armed wing of a very specific type of social conservatives, the Fox News social conservatives that worship Trump as their messiah. I don't know how their "Christian Values" can reconcile with their moral dexterity in accepting an serial sexual predator.

      NRA has no business giving awards to a telecommunication lobbyist that has done little to advocate for firearm owners, except as a swampy favor to its new buddy Trump. This is the type of crony capitalism NRA used to nuts over during the Clinton years.

      I used to enjoy reading American Rifleman but I started to question NRA's political stance during the GWB years when our Constitution was tramped by the Patriot Acts. By the Obama years, I skip all the political articles and stopped all donations. These days, I don't even bother reading the American Rifleman. The only reason I didn't cancel the subscription is because I don't feel like saving the NRA any money.

      It doesn't take a genius to figure out that unchecked proliferation of high capacity magazine fed semi automatic rifles in a polarized society with limited social safety net will eventually lead to the carnage we are witnessing today. We keep this up, in a few years we'll have open street warfare between the various armed militias, all vying to protect their own interpretation our Constitution from each other.

    15. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't imagine why the NRA would do this.

      Well. FBI is currently looking into if NRA took money from Russia.
      If the accusation is true then it more or less explains this.

      That would mean that NRA no longer care about guns and are instead getting paid to troll people and create as much instability and rage as possible.

      It would also explain this ad from NRA that seems to be explicitly produced to mimic comic-book fascist propaganda with the purpose of polarizing people further.
      While watching it I got vibes from Earth propaganda as depicted in Babylon 5.

    16. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Teun · · Score: 2

      This NRA action just shows how much brain damage you get from breathing too much lead.

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    17. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Teun · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The problem with the 2nd amendment is right there in the Supreme Court that interpreted the original meaning of Militia to suddenly mean any one man and his gun collection.

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    18. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by slashdotiscompromisd · · Score: 1

      No, they're a heat shield for the constitution. And you are the flame, mindlessly consuming all in your path as your master sets you to work.

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    19. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      Constitution

      Quit using that word. You have no fucking idea what's written in it.

    20. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by DamnOregonian · · Score: 1

      You guys already had your revolution. You lost. Badly.
      Ready to try again?

    21. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Hal_Porter · · Score: 2

      The majority of Americans disagree with you on DC vs Heller. Even Slate, no fan of the right, concede that.

      http://www.slate.com/articles/...

      Heller is a much better choice. Scalia wasn't just the deciding vote. He wrote the opinion. Americans support his position and the right it protected. In a CNN/ORC poll taken in June 2008, just before Heller, 67 percent of Americans said the Second Amendment guaranteed "that each individual has the right to own a gun," not just "the right of citizens to form a militia." In a 2012 Pew poll, 67 percent opposed "banning the possession of handguns except by law enforcement officers." In a CNN/ORC poll, also taken in 2012, 89 percent opposed "preventing all Americans from owning guns"

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    22. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sexual predation is at the very heart of a certain type of right-wing Christian mentality. Madonna / whore complex, submissive wives, bizarre Pauline doctrine about sin, man as master of the world, sex-as-violence, outward prudishness vs private perversion, etc etc. These people are truly fucked up, and are keen to spread their fucked up views throughout America and on to the whole world.

    23. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Teun · · Score: 1

      Where we see a majority opinion is not necessarily supporting wisdom or logic.

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    24. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am not a Christian though I was raised one. I'm an atheist and I am not even sure Jesus existed as a real human. But I would like to think that Jesus would have had a problem with people like Paul, who is the cornerstone of every single thing that is wrong with established Christianity.

    25. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by diesel66 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I wish I had mod points. Slashdot has become a leftist shithole. I've been here nearly 20 years. People here used to have conversations, but now it's just propaganda for the hard-left.

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    26. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they're a heat shield for the constitution.

      Oh nonsense. If you want to stipulate that the 2nd Amendment is about keeping the government in check, there would be no regulations about automatic weapons and the kind of school massacre we are talking about would be exactly what the 2nd Amendment would be for: letting private citizens fight against a system that has subjectively turned to oppressing them.

      No, the NRA has exactly nothing to do with defending the constitution. They are a clown show for gun fanatics who object to no longer living in the Wild West where people had to take the law into their own hands because the next law enforcement officer might be far away, and thus a "well-regulated militia" was prudent in order to defend against attacks of Red Indians and desperados.

    27. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      True. In fact the reason the US is a representative republic and not a democracy is so that demagogues can't convince an impassioned mob to remove rights from the minority.

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    28. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by kick6 · · Score: 0

      Net Neutrality did not regulate speech. It stipulated rules that prevented internet providers from regulating it.

      That's funny, because I'm pretty sure the social media giants - and even wikipedia - were doing a pretty decent job of regulating speech with these magical rules in place.

    29. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think a gun is going to protect you from the government, you are delusional. What the fuck is a gun going to do against a tank?

      You think you could take out a military drone that is coming to take out your house? No chance in hell.

      The only way to protect your freedom is to make sure that people who truly care about your freedom are put in positions of power. Not those who only give a shit about themselves and their rich benefactors.

    30. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by belthize · · Score: 1

      I got news for you sparky. If you think Facebook and Google were being unfair for taking down certain forms of speech wait until ISPs block that same speech from all sources due to social pressure.

    31. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by Q-Hack! · · Score: 0

      So true.

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    32. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rhetorical diversion routine tires fast and you're too long.

    33. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're a heat shield for gun manufacturers

      That's actually the NSSF, you'd know that if you weren't retarded

    34. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you want from nazi left wingers like BeauHd, msmash and people like them?

    35. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ACLU is a left wing nazi organization. Nothing more, nothing less.

    36. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by ScentCone · · Score: 2

      The NRA is the lobby for gun manufacturers. Nothing more nothing less

      So what you're saying is that you have no idea what you're talking about, and have never sat down with anyone who DOES know what they're talking about. Congrats on parroting someone else's incorrect political talking point.

      The NRA delivers (compared, for example, to high profile lefty people spreading political cash around) a tiny amount of their members' money to campaigns. What they deliver is the intensely passionate action of actual human voters. That's what causes some legislators to pause when considering a position in the opposite direction. Not fear of some small lump of cash being provided to their rival's campaign, but the cohesive action of millions of voters who don't want to see the Bill of Rights further eroded. Your "nothing more nothing less" assessment is laughably incorrect.

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    37. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Constitution

      Quit using that word. You have no fucking idea what's written in it.

      You're confusing a person who actually understands the role of Bill of Rights (to limit government's ability to act against your interests and liberties) with someone who fails to grasp that. The NRA actually IS one of the relatively few high profile national advocacy groups that truly dedicates itself to a pure, simple defense of an essential feature of our founding charter - and by association, is an important defender of the entire concept of the constitution's important principles. Your lazy, information-free ad hominem screech to the contrary actually points out how clearly you don't (and don't want to) understand the constitution.

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    38. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by ScentCone · · Score: 0

      Please don't confuse the haters with actual information. It's makes them sad.

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    39. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 2

      It doesn't take a genius to figure out that unchecked proliferation of high capacity magazine fed semi automatic rifles in a polarized society with limited social safety net will eventually lead to the carnage we are witnessing today.

      Wow... that is the most logical, succinct assessment of the situation I have seen. Thanks.

    40. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

      I can't imagine why the NRA would do this. The NRA has a very specific purpose. Well actually there are two NRA groups, each with a specific purpose. One does gun-related safety training and such, the other defends the second amendment in the political arena. Neither has any business taking a stand on any particular regulations related to things around principles of network neutrality. It's not what they were created and funded to do.

      You forgot the third purpose: Keep creating mass hysteria amongst its members the government is going to take their guns "real soon now" so that manufactures keep making sales and money continues to flow into the NRA coffers form manufacturers. Gun manufacturers have a market where they key demographic isn't buying as much so they have to keep finding ways to get them to buy.

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    41. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by jodido · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The NRA doesn't "Stick up for the Constitution". It sticks up for part of the second part of the 2nd Amendment. If the NRA "defended the Constitution" they'd be demanding a "well-regulated militia." Which appears to have been more important to the people who approved the Constitution than "the right of the people to bear arms." Because they put it first.

    42. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When there is applause at the mention of "ban all semi automatic weapons". It isn't hard to figure out that there is a large part of America that does want to take their guns away.

    43. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Freischutz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Net Neutrality did not regulate speech. It stipulated rules that prevented internet providers from regulating it.

      That's funny, because I'm pretty sure the social media giants - and even wikipedia - were doing a pretty decent job of regulating speech with these magical rules in place.

      If that is true and if that pisses you off you are perfectly free to set up your own platform on a free internet. On an internet where internet providers have total freedom able to throttle the traffic to and from sites for whatever reason they see fit to do so they'd be free to throttle your new alternative platform into oblivion. That is the difference between a world with net neutrality and a world where corporate oligarchs have a carte blanche on muzzling you without having to justify why they chose to do so and apparently the NRA thinks we are better off with this latter option. Net neutrality is not a right/left issue, it should be of paramount concern to everybody across the political spectrum.

    44. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by ClickOnThis · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points. Slashdot has become a leftist shithole. I've been here nearly 20 years. People here used to have conversations, but now it's just propaganda for the hard-left.

      Since you have been here that long (so have I, and a bit more) you will have noticed that: (a) the political temperature on slashdot has risen steadily; and (b) the dominant side of the debate has shifted with current events and the perspectives of the posting editors.

      For example, leading up to and during the 2016 US-election campaign, there was a very strong (I would say dominant) right-wing presence on this site. After Trump got elected, I think the righties went home.

      Left or right, let's show up here with the facts and have, as you say, a conversation.

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    45. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by BronsCon · · Score: 1

      If you want to stipulate that the 2nd Amendment is about keeping the government in check, there would be no regulations about automatic weapons

      Much like the ones in your gun, the 2nd Amendment isn't a magic bullet. It still requires the people it's intended to protect to actually pull the trigger and prevent those regulations from being put in place. The 2nd Amendment didn't fail us, we failed the 2nd Amendment.

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    46. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by swillden · · Score: 2

      The NRA is the lobby for gun manufacturers. Nothing more nothing less

      This is a very common error, but the fact that it's so common does not make it less of an error. Even the most rudimentary analysis of NRA funding shows that it's false.

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    47. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the last couple decades, I've witnessed the transformation of the NRA from a firearm advocacy group into the armed wing of a very specific type of social conservatives, the Fox News social conservatives that worship Trump as their messiah. I don't know how their "Christian Values" can reconcile with their moral dexterity in accepting an serial sexual predator.

      It's not as surprising as you might think. I'm familiar with the particular type of social conservative you mention and all their "Christian Values" are purely skin deep. They lie, cheat, steal and when they perceive that the gaze of society is not on them at the moment, they openly rationalize their absolute lack of integrity to anyone who will listen. They treat Trump as the messiah because to them, he is. He embodies the only gods they've ever truly worshiped: Fame and Wealth.

      I'm going to let you guys in on a little secret: Hammering on Trump's sexual indiscretions doesn't help you at all. It's not going to get him out of office, you can thank Slick Willy Clinton for that. And the neocon useful idiots, despite what they may say or write, like that he's a sexual predator. In their eyes it just makes him that much more of an alpha male. Remember, these aren't the nice folks that you may once have gone to church with. These are fanboys for the 1% who are one lottery ticket away from dying face-down in a pile of hookers and cocaine.

    48. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Daneurysm · · Score: 1

      I agree completely.

      The funny part is how this simple, logical, singular truth is bifurcated into two distinct party-line issues. One for each party to hold near and dear against the other.

      Almost as if it's by design...weird, that

    49. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The meaning of Militia as it applies to the 2nd amendment could mean cookie dough ice cream, it still wouldn't change the fact that we have the right to bear arms. Hell, the entire section you are referencing could be removed, and it would not change what the 2nd amendment is protecting one bit.

    50. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not compelled, you ignoramus, protected. The 1st says you have that right. The 2nd ensures that it is difficult to take that right away.

    51. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      That's funny, because I'm pretty sure the social media giants - and even wikipedia - were doing a pretty decent job of regulating speech with these magical rules in place.

      You play in Facebook's garden, or Twitter's, it's their choice what you can do there. They decide what is acceptable use for their environment. YouTube is perfectly free to lay down rules about what you can post on their service. What net neutrality says is that an ISP can't decide that a connection to YouTube gets enough bandwidth to stream 4K 30fps videos, but a connection to NewStart Streaming's video streaming service only gets enough bandwidth for 640x480 video at 10fps. Nor is the ISP allowed to go to NewStart Streaming and tell them that they can have full bandwidth service just like YouTube's for the low, low price of $100,000 per month over and above what they're paying for their Net connection now.

    52. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.... exactly this. Every time a shooting happens, he goes out just like a rodeo clown, says crazy stupid shit, and the entire discourse changes to focus on what he said rather than what actually happened.

    53. Re: Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're deluded. /. Is about 1/3 libertarian, 1/3 trumpist/alt-right, 1/3 center-left.
      But then I suppose to you anyone who isn't trumpist/alt-right must be 'hard left'. Sad.

    54. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HAHAHAHAHA HAHA HA

    55. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then you fascist terorrists wonder why you get called stupid.

    56. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      Federal Law for a long time has defined the Militia as all able bodied men between 18 and 50, or something like that. The Militia is mentioned in the 2nd Amendment because in order to call up a useful militia they needed to be able to bring their own guns. If they called up a militia only to find that none of them owned, could maintain, and safely use a firearm then they wouldn't be of much use without expensive training and outfitting.

      The modern professional military that is funded and equipped from public funds is a relatively modern thing.

    57. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Agripa · · Score: 1

      That makes for a good statement but the ACLU *never* supported the second amendment and did not do so before the NRA did which started in the 1970s. The ACLU has actually attacked the second amendment and still does. Go read their position on it.

    58. Re:Yes, stick to your purpose by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      In the last couple decades, I've witnessed the transformation of the NRA from a firearm advocacy group into the armed wing of a very specific type of social conservatives, the Fox News social conservatives that worship Trump as their messiah. I don't know how their "Christian Values" can reconcile with their moral dexterity in accepting an serial sexual predator.

      Dan Diamond, a reporter for Politico asked Tony Perkins, chairman of the Family Research Council, if it's hard for Christian Conservatives to square their values with Donald Trump's history -- his lack of Christian empathy, his relationship with and payoffs to Stormy Daniels, and his response was that Trump gets "a pass" because it didn't happen during the presidency. It happened before. Therefore, who cares? Christian forgiveness and mercy all that, which only happens when it's to be applied to someone on "your side." Of course, that also is only supposed to happen when the person is repentant and seeks forgiveness, which Donald Trump absolutely does not, but Perkins and the FRC certainly doesn't need to be consistent with the principles of the New Testament. Not when Trump has given them so very much of what they want.

      Perkins said: "There was an interview that Tony Perkins, the head of the Family Research Council, just did with my colleague at Politico, Isaac Dovere, where he said, and I quote, "from a policy standpoint, he has delivered more than any other president in my lifetime." He's talking about Donald Trump. And Tony Perkins is 54, so you can do the math. He is saying that Donald Trump has done more for religious leaders than both Bushes, than Reagan, than Nixon and Ford."

      As long as Donald Trump is willing to appoint people who favor the evangelicals, then they will overlook or just dismiss his other problems. Turmoil in the White House? People leaving left and right? Who cares! The Office of Refuge Resettlement in the HHS now has a director putting up as many roadblocks as he can in the way of any refugees from getting abortions. You know, people who were raped in war-torn areas are now required when they seek asylum to carry their rapist's baby to term. THAT is what the evangelicals consider most important. Said director has NO experience in refugees. But he is strongly anti-abortion, and that was his qualification to becoming director of the office of refugee resettlement.

      This is happening up and down the HHS. They created a new division in the HHS department, Division of Conscience and Religious Freedom to preserve the religious liberty of doctors. Its creation was timed to coincide with the March for Life on Washington, so the religious leaders could talk about how great this was and how much Donald Trump was delivering for them. People actually at the HHS said it was a solution in search of a problem, and there was already a civil rights division at the HHS to handle any civil rights violation, including religious freedom. But this new division was separate from the civil rights division and funded at the same level -- this particular religious freedom in health care division was as important as all other civil rights put together. That should tell you where the priority level was.

      When evangelicals say that Donald Trump has gotten a lot done in his first year in office, and liberals are aghast and asking "what do you mean? He has no accomplishments outside the tax plan, and even that is suspect!" THIS sort of thing is what the evangelicals mean.

  24. Gag me by fredrated · · Score: 1

    with a bar of soap.

  25. The New Brown Shirts by DumbSwede · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Listening to CPAC on CSPAN today I couldn’t believe how deranged these people all seem. I really feel like the NRA was threatening armed insurrection if Donald Trump is removed from office. Core beliefs: there is no Global Warming (or doesn’t matter much); Democrats and liberals are part of a Socialist plot to take all our rights away; immigrants are destroying our culture; everyone who needs (deserves) healthcare will have it (only lucky well-paid working people deserve it); luck and privilege are not factors in obtaining wealth, only hard work is.

    When Trump goes down (and he will) I fear what these groups will do. They’ve made it clear what their guns are for when push comes to shove.

    1. Re:The New Brown Shirts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sympathize more with your side right now, but I really dislike all that violent talk.

      Tell you what: You two can go fight in the lawn. Just don't shoot bystanders.

      We centrists will go get coffee and cheer.

    2. Re:The New Brown Shirts by Calydor · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Trump is going down sooner or later no matter what. Most likely time is in 2020 when he most likely loses his re-election.

      Should the NRA then fuel an armed insurrection because DEMOCRACY got rid of Trump?

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    3. Re:The New Brown Shirts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump is going down sooner or later no matter what. Most likely time is in 2020 when he most likely loses his re-election.

      Why would he lose his reelection? I don't see anything significantly changed from when he won the election. Which was completely unfathomable to me, sure. But I don't see what would make it less likely next time.

    4. Re:The New Brown Shirts by DumbSwede · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So I said I fear. You have now shown I should fear. Way to vividly validate my points. BTW by going down I meant impeachment, at some point even Republicans won't be able to stomach this administration.

    5. Re:The New Brown Shirts by Teun · · Score: 1

      He lost the popular vote by nearly 3 million yet won by means of a curious system called Electoral College.
      Even if people would be blind to his corruption he could still lose they way he won, by chance.

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    6. Re:The New Brown Shirts by shilly · · Score: 1

      The good news is that most gun-owners are strongly authoritarian. That's pretty much their motivating essence. So it's possible to get them to do stuff by appealing to authority effectively. It's what the NRA et al have been doing for the past thirty years. It just needs a ju jitsu move to use the same tricks in the other direction.

    7. Re:The New Brown Shirts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont worry. They'll all meet at the mall for a rally with their guns and briwn shirts and be killed by predator drones. Asks Iraqis about guns - they dont make you free - they only justify your death as an "insurgent".

    8. Re:The New Brown Shirts by belthize · · Score: 1

      For starters one might assume that the Democrats would avoid running the least electable candidate they could find. But maybe not, both parties seem to have lost their damn minds.

    9. Re:The New Brown Shirts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The good news is that most gun-owners are strongly authoritarian"
      Do you have any objective evidence to support your claim? Outside of liberal media outlets, I do not see that claim supported in any objective manner. The only scholarly article I was able to find about this is here:
      http://journals.sagepub.com/doi/abs/10.1177/0146167217703952

      Sadly, the full paper is paywalled, but the abstract is telling.....
      "Americans are the world’s best armed citizens and public polling suggests protection/self-defense is their main reason for gun ownership. However, there is virtually no psychological research on gun ownership. The present article develops the first psychological process model of defensive gun ownership—specifically, a two-component model that considers both the antecedents and consequences of owning a gun for protection/self-defense. We demonstrate that different levels of threat construal—the specific perceived threat of assault and a diffuse threat of a dangerous world—independently predict handgun ownership; we also show how utility judgments can explain the motivated reasoning that drives beliefs about gun rights. We tested our model in two independent samples of gun owners (total N = 899), from just before and after the Orlando mass shooting. This study illustrates how social-cognitive theories can help explain what motivates Americans to own handguns and advocate for broad rights to carry and use them."

      The abstract paints a picture that armed individuals are not authoritarian in nature but instead are acting based on a need to protect against specific perceived threats or a larger generalized threat to society.....not a desire to become authoritarian over others.

      If you are going to make inflammatory claims about the basis of firearms ownership and the support for the second amendment, please provide some form of evidence other than "because I think so"

      I would also caution you and anyone else from likening the conservative right to the nazis any more that absolutely necessary. You see, the Nazis were beyond evil.....to the point where it seems like you actually cant relate to exactly how evil they were.....especially if you conflate someone defending your constitutional rights with the same people who murdered 6 million jews, gypsies, and gays in a fervent attempt to bring about their interpretation of "National Socialism".

    10. Re:The New Brown Shirts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For starters one might assume that the Democrats would avoid running the least electable candidate they could find. But maybe not, both parties seem to have lost their damn minds.

      It is pretty lame to blame Trumps win on the other candidate being bad.
      Just because the other candidate is bad doesn't mean you have to vote for a worse one.
      Heck, even if no democrats went out and voted at all the blame would still be on Trump voters. They could just have stayed at home and let a third party take the win.

      Also, the Republicans can run a contender to Trump next election if they want to.
      Unless they dig up another pedophile or rapist they might have a better chance at winning with someone else.
      Heck, as long as they don't try to front a gay man their base will probably vote for him anyway.

    11. Re:The New Brown Shirts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most likely most likely most likely

      Would you say... a 98.2% chance?

    12. Re:The New Brown Shirts by shilly · · Score: 1

      I don't feel any sense of obligation to provide you with evidence, especially not to meet your standards as to what constitutes an acceptable source.

      And you mentioned Nazis -- not me.

    13. Re:The New Brown Shirts by shilly · · Score: 1

      You also don't seem to know what "authoritarian" means. Hint: it's not a desire to exercise authority over others.

    14. Re:The New Brown Shirts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The good news is that most gun-owners are strongly authoritarian.

      One group of people that are more authoritarian in their world view are voters. A gun-owner might only want the gun to defend themselves, their family, and their property, but a voter necessarily believes they have a right to weigh in on how other people are made to live.

    15. Re:The New Brown Shirts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in other words. you are full of shit.

    16. Re:The New Brown Shirts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The comment thread is titled "The New Brown Shirts".....
      How is that not about Nazis?

    17. Re:The New Brown Shirts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "favoring or enforcing strict obedience to authority, especially that of the government, at the expense of personal freedom."

      How is exercising and defending a personal freedom in any way "authoritarian"?? Unless you have some other definition of authoritarian that you would like to share...

    18. Re:The New Brown Shirts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really feel like the NRA was threatening armed insurrection if Donald Trump is removed from office.

      I'm curious: under what circumstances do you believe armed insurrection would be justified? The removal of a democratically-elected president seems to me like the most definite justification. Presidents are supposed to serve out their terms, unless they're impeached ... is this what you meant?

      Honestly, some of the blather I've seen: one poster said they were afraid that, if North Korea nuked the US, that Trump would start a war. Which would be unjustified, of course, because it would be Trump doing it.

    19. Re:The New Brown Shirts by shilly · · Score: 1

      I didn't start the thread

    20. Re:The New Brown Shirts by shilly · · Score: 1

      You're entitled to your opinion. I certainly have one about you

    21. Re:The New Brown Shirts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the moment any government right or left uses drones to attack and kill US citizens that government is toast.

      Not that you are likely to find a drone pilot willing to target US citizens inside the US, when he/she knows their family is not safely secure a continent away from the threat.

      There are 110+ million gun owners, there are 2.5 million in our armed forces, many of whom are rabid gun owners, not likely to obey such an unlawful order.

  26. Calling BS by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1, Troll

    I think this post is bull. There's NOTHING on the NRA's website about this. You'd think there would be.

    1. Re: Calling BS by hey! · · Score: 1

      Reuters reported this too. They had a reporter at the event,

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    2. Re: Calling BS by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

      Reuters reported this too. They had a reporter at the event,

      It seems less untrue, but the omission from NRA's site was definitely a red-flag for misinformation. I tried to corroborate the story but hunting with Google was turning into a circle jerk of the same story being carried by numerous outlets. In this day and age, it's hard to know what's real and what isn't. I called BS cuz lack of any bulletins or blog posts on NRA's site. Cuz as I said, you'd think if they're giving an award, they'd put that all over their website, yeah?

      Maybe not BS, but it smelled funny at first.

    3. Re: Calling BS by hey! · · Score: 1

      It's good to be suspicious of any news that riles people up. But sometimes things do happen that rile people up.

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  27. Fascism at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Here you have it folks, a perfect example of fascism at work. Corporations slowly but surely establishing their power over governement and the people. Legislators, media, weapons, etc. All the tools necessary to enforce totalitarism.

    And they'll succeed, too, because a little more than half of the population are too ignorant, clueless and gullible to see what's going on.

    "All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing". And these days, I see a hell of a lot of good men doing a hell of a lot of nothing.

    1. Re:Fascism at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your definition of fascism is quite incorrect but your motives are sincere. Fascism when implemented the Government takes control over the private industry and dictates to them what to do. An example of a type of soft fascism was Obamacare dictating to the insurance industry what they can and can't do instead of free market capitalism's laissez-faire approach . Fascism is very tied to the left wing of the political spectrum quite the contrary to what most people believe. An example Mussolini's Fascism was a direct descendant or branch of Marxism ideology which i think we can all agree is at the Left end of the political spectrum. The Republican party's platform (aka current party is power) is quite on the opposite end of the spectrum from Fascism (Less government control over industry etc...) . I believe good men are starting to wake up and defend the institutions of this great nation as it was founded on. They just happen to be on the right side of the political spectrum. The NRA its a staunch defender of the 2nd amendment just as the ACLU is a staunch defender of the First Amendment. As history has shown when real Fascism is implemented they will take away your civil rights, your firearms, your freedom of speech and all your human rights. They will put you against a wall and shoot you dead if you speak out against them. I hardly see that coming from the Rights political ideologies as less government is one of its biggest platforms they run on. No I believe fascism will rear its ugly head from the Left wing political ideologies as it always has in history.

    2. Re:Fascism at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Fascism is very tied to the left wing of the political spectrum quite the contrary to what most people believe"

      Is this why every anti-fascist group identifies as leftist and why conservatives loathe anti-fascists?

      Is this why every fascist group identifies as rightwing and why liberals loathe them?

    3. Re:Fascism at work by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      "All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing". And these days, I see a hell of a lot of good men doing a hell of a lot of nothing.

      Oh, many "good people" are doing far worse than nothing, they are working towards the wrong ends.

      Nation That Calls Trump ‘Hitler’ Demands He Take All Guns Away

      And they'll succeed, too, because a little more than half of the population are too ignorant, clueless and gullible to see what's going on.

      And never let it be said that on Slashdot people aren't contributing to the problem. Here is an example:

      Here you have it folks, a perfect example of fascism at work. Corporations slowly but surely establishing their power over governement and the people. Legislators, media, weapons, etc. All the tools necessary to enforce totalitarism.

      That is rubbish.

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    4. Re:Fascism at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good to bring up Mussolini, the indisputable authority in matters of fascism. However, know that Mussolini himself used the terms "fascism" and "corporatism" interchangeably. He considered them synonims. Although fascism may have at some point originated from Marxism, it was a gross deformation of this ideology that had nothing left to do with the original. Mussolini's fascism was essentially the elimination of the line between governement and corporations, where the later were in complete control of the former. It was corporate totalitarism. which is exactly where the U.S. political right wants to lead the country. That's why ANTIFA and other anti-fascist movements are clearly identified as left-wing.

      You may have read history, but clearly you didn't understand it.

      And BTW, the only thing the NRA is a staunch defender of is its bottom line.

    5. Re:Fascism at work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slaves are not Men (or Women).

      They be busy toiling the fields, even if there's no point as they dump toxic waste there.

      Captcha: eunuchs

    6. Re:Fascism at work by captbollocks · · Score: 1

      And they'll succeed, too, because a little more than half of the population are too ignorant, clueless and gullible to see what's going on.

      "All it takes for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing". And these days, I see a hell of a lot of good men doing a hell of a lot of nothing.

      You assume that people aren't too busy just trying to keep their kids fed and a roof over their head to give a fuck.

  28. Freedom is Slavery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ignorance is Truth.

    And people are worried about Russian propaganda?

    This is why I do not register .com domains anymore. Only TLDs controlled by authorities outside the US are acceptable now. We are also moving all of our hosting services out of the US.

    The US is in full self-destruct mode, and I don't think they will recover.

    1. Re:Freedom is Slavery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * Ignorance is Strength.

      (dammit)

  29. Will make it extra ironic... by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ...when digital stream services start dropping NRAtv and they complain about large media companies censoring them.

  30. party loyalty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a great strategy for building blind loyalty.
    Now everything he does is hard-right sanctioned gold and will solicit the most vocal supporters to shout down even the most informed comments.
    Well played you immoral, unethical fucks.

    1. Re:party loyalty by EETech1 · · Score: 1

      Then the second amendment will be amended to give the guns to the MPAA / RIAA / AT&T / Comcast so they can shoot you for being a pirate, while blocking your ability to bitch about not having a fair trial.

  31. I don't have a gun... by mi · · Score: 1, Funny

    I do not have a gun. But, maybe, I ought to join the NRA now...

    I would've already, but I don't want yet another vast organization to know my address and bombard me with various marketing material.

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  32. Re: Well deserved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, StuporKrinkle, but the reason things won't happen is because people will fight to resist the oppressions that Pai would blithely allow while proclaiming the wondrous freedom to starve, to be coerced, and to be cheated.

    It'll be like the time you were playing with matches and your mother tossed you in the bathtub.

  33. With luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'll have a "happy accident"

  34. The NRA is overstepping its bounds. by RPI+Geek · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I shot competitively for a few years and I was a member of the NRA to keep track of my progress. I didn't agree with them 100%, but I supported their defense of the 2nd amendment in principle - and on a number of their talking points - so I was fine with paying for membership. Then they started going in the direction of being a mouthpiece for the far right with shit like this.

    There are many moderates and even *gasp* liberals who like guns! If my experience is an indication of the rest of the country's gun-owning-but-not-far-right population, the NRA is going to continue losing membership and support. I may consider renewing my membership if they ever go back to what they used to be, but in the meanwhile I'll direct my money and energies elsewhere.

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    1. Re:The NRA is overstepping its bounds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, this was weird.

      I support civilian gun ownership and the second amendment. I have been iffy about the NRA. After this gesture, I am decided. No support for the NRA.

    2. Re:The NRA is overstepping its bounds. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Informative

      I shot competitively for a few years and I was a member of the NRA to keep track of my progress.

      There are other organizations that will track shooting scores without supporting school massacres.

      USPSA and Orion are two that come to mind.

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    3. Re:The NRA is overstepping its bounds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The clenched fist of truth. Holy shit.

    4. Re:The NRA is overstepping its bounds. by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      There are other organizations that will track shooting scores without supporting school massacres.

      So they are like the NRA then.

      Why all of the drama on your part?

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    5. Re:The NRA is overstepping its bounds. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      So they are like the NRA then.

      No, they're nothing like the NRA then. They are actual clubs for gun enthusiasts not right-wing superPACs for gun fetishists and school shooters.

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    6. Re:The NRA is overstepping its bounds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not start a "Sane Rifles of America" / SRA then? In general, I'm not opposed to all guns, though guns like the AR-15 with extended mags do cause me heartburn. But if there's people who want to support gun rights without being absolute idiots about it, why can't you start your own group? Why do you feel there needs to be an "us / NRA" or "them / everyone else"?

    7. Re:The NRA is overstepping its bounds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always wondered why the NRA has so much power. What is it 5 million members, meaning 315 million Americans aren't members. It sounds like a minority special interest group with far too much power.
      I see a couple of ways to remedy this, Find 5 million people who don't like the NRA agenda and get them donate dollar for dollar everything the NRA does with exactly the opposite message. This should cancel out any political support.
      Or start a new gun association with a more mature agenda and dilute their base (surely not all NRA member are paranoid fucking gun nut looneys?)
      Or even better, get 5 million people to join the NRA and vote the leaders out and replace them with people who aren't crazy. I assume it has an internal voting structure?

    8. Re:The NRA is overstepping its bounds. by RPI+Geek · · Score: 1

      Why not start a "Sane Rifles of America" / SRA then? In general, I'm not opposed to all guns, though guns like the AR-15 with extended mags do cause me heartburn. But if there's people who want to support gun rights without being absolute idiots about it, why can't you start your own group?

      Why don't I start such an organization? A few reasons:
      - I didn't think of it.
      - I'm not much of a leader and I have no desire to venture into politics.
      - The NRA is already out there defending the 2nd amendment, which would make me/my organization simultaneously redundant, and a target (no pun intended) of the criticism of an increasingly polarized populace.
      - I'm too busy, and it would be a big job.
      - I don't care enough (this one requires a few words of explanation). I hold conservative views on some topics and liberal views on others, but I'm somewhere in the middle on most; gun rights is one of those topics where I'm somewhat middle-of-the-road. There are other, more pressing, topics that I might be inclined to act on first.
      - It would involve legalized bribery (lobbying) and I won't be a part of it. To hell with the "it's just how things work" argument.

      It's not a bad idea though, for someone who has the right motivation. Are you that person?

      Why do you feel there needs to be an "us / NRA" or "them / everyone else"?

      You misunderstand. I very much DON'T think there needs to be an "us/them". Quite the opposite actually, which is why I chose to disassociate myself from the NRA.

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  35. Buy a Rif;e - Kill a Dear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Motto of the American Rifle Association.

  36. They do not need any of you. by bussdriver · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The NRA is owned by industry, the issue group front is just to make them more powerful lobbyist. The drug industry would love to hijack the AARP like the NRA has been.

    They want you for the influence you can give them and nothing more.

    1. Re:They do not need any of you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And AAA fought airbags, seatbelts, emissions controls, etc.

      http://transalt.org/sites/defa...

      Don't listen to what organizations say without looking to see where they get their money.

    2. Re:They do not need any of you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AARP's owned by the insurance industry.

  37. lol! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can't make this stuff up

  38. Free speech rights by AHuxley · · Score: 0

    Free from federal NN rules.
    The freedom for communities to innovate again. To build their own networks.
    The freedom to talk about why federal NN rules held back network competition.

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    1. Re:Free speech rights by serviscope_minor · · Score: 0

      The freedom for communities to innovate again. To build their own networks.

      Repealing NN rules does literally nothing ot fix that.

      The freedom to talk about why federal NN rules held back network competition.

      You always did have that, but without NN, yur ISP is now able to very much not offer "premium" service to that forum, i.e. they can throttle the crap out of it or block it entirely unless you cough up the cash.

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  39. Hello. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As the Marine general said the other day "Do those people not understand one company of Marines can take out an entire small city?" The only thing it's guaranteeing is your ability to shoot up your neighbors.

    1. Re:Hello. by Crashmarik · · Score: 2

      As the Marine general said the other day "Do those people not understand one company of Marines can take out an entire small city?" The only thing it's guaranteeing is your ability to shoot up your neighbors.

      Need to ask the Vietnamese about that.

    2. Re:Hello. by DamnOregonian · · Score: 2

      Good point. You've already got the Russians helping you guys, maybe you can get the Chinese in on it too, then the comparison works.

    3. Re:Hello. by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      As the Marine general said the other day "Do those people not understand one company of Marines can take out an entire small city?" The only thing it's guaranteeing is your ability to shoot up your neighbors.

      Need to ask the Vietnamese about that.

      Are you comparing people with militiary anti-tank and anti-aircraft guns supplied with a world superpower with fat untrainted americans with small arms?

    4. Re:Hello. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you comparing people with militiary anti-tank and anti-aircraft guns supplied with a world superpower with fat untrainted americans with small arms?

      I doubt the OP was thinking of lefties

    5. Re:Hello. by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Are you comparing people with militiary anti-tank and anti-aircraft guns supplied with a world superpower with fat untrainted americans with small arms?

      I doubt the OP was thinking of lefties

      You have many lefties with small arms (which is military hand held weapons such as assault riffles)?

  40. CPAC is a gun-free zone by PopeRatzo · · Score: 5, Informative

    They really buried the lede in this story. See that part where it says the NRA gave Pai the rifle, but he couldn't bring it on stage with him at CPAC? Do you know why Pai couldn't bring his prize with him on stage at CPAC? Because CPAC, with all it's gunhumping and masturbatory 2nd Amendment cosplay is a gun-free zone.

    Got that? The "Conservative Political Action Conference" with its keynote from Wayne LaPierre and wild cheering for the notion of giving schoolteachers guns and for watering the tree of liberty, and a good-guy with a gun horseshit does not allow guns at its conference.

    Conservatives - there is just no bottom to their hypocrisy.

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    1. Re: CPAC is a gun-free zone by Nite_Hawk · · Score: 1

      So CPAC was willing to give up it's member's rights for the convenience of having their conference at the Marriott? Why not have it at a Trump Hotel?

    2. Re: CPAC is a gun-free zone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, what? How come CPAC and the NRA didn't find themselves a venue that permits weapons? Don't political principles mean anything any more? Sheesh!

    3. Re:CPAC is a gun-free zone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is probably the first thing you've posted that isn't complete tripe. Good job, PopeFatzo

    4. Re: CPAC is a gun-free zone by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      I'm not in charge of booking venues for CPAC, so I'm not sure why you would ask me that question. However, they didn't "give up" anything; they came up with a reasonable exchange. I know that anti-gun zealots aren't the most nuanced bunch, but even you lot can't honestly think that the NRA and/or republicans are opposed to all gun free zones in principle ...

    5. Re: CPAC is a gun-free zone by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2

      but even you lot can't honestly think that the NRA and/or republicans are opposed to all gun free zones in principle ...

      Well, we've learned that the NRA and/or Republicans are opposed to gun free zones unless it's their own cowardly asses on the line.

      Gun-free zones are not for schoolchildren. They're not for churches, shopping malls or Chuck E Cheese. Gun free zones are for protecting right-wing cowards.

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    6. Re: CPAC is a gun-free zone by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Well, we've learned

      Please don't lie. You're incapable of learning a damn thing.

    7. Re: CPAC is a gun-free zone by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Well, we've learned

      Please don't lie. You're incapable of learning a damn thing.

      Gun-free zones are not

      Just a declaration you make.

      Gun free zones are

      An area you can actually secure and protect.

  41. Uneducated [conservative] degenerates by dschiptsov · · Score: 1

    are taking over the world. Simply by naive [belief-based] popular memes and population numbers. This is exactly how Brexit and Trump election has been tilted - just show some catchy internet memes to vast majority of uneducated idiots.

  42. And how is that an argument *against* guns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm as leftist-pacifist-Eurofag as it gets without being an extremist, and even I think, if anything, that only means that your population is not trained and armed *enough*!

    Every US citizen should get a full-on warefare training. Both front line and strategic work. And each town should have its own tank(s) and fighter jets and bigger ones even ships and such. All owned by a well-trained comunity.
    Plus there should be an even more intense modern training for countering social engineering and reality engineering amd psychology, aka all of politics, lobbyism and media, marketing, PR, management, intelligence, etc. Because that is the most powerful weapon nowadays.

    And yes, acting wisely should be mandatory from first class of school on, if you want to stay a citizen. (Everybody has the right to leave and make his own country IMHO.)

    I'm not a (free market) libertarian, btw, because I know that, like comminism and representative democracy, it fundamentally contradicts human nature and cannot work.
    My principle is simple: 100% no-compromises fairness for *everyone*. Everything else is a logical conclusion from that. And actually, all -isms become the same thing a that point.

  43. The NRA is a terrorist organization. by mark_reh · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They have and continue to support mass murder. Any politician, from any party, who accepts their money, should be thrown out of office. Once we've purged the parasite that is the NRA, we can start working on repealing the 2nd amendment.

  44. CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ironic that CPAC is a gun-free zone. LMAO!

    https://www.thedailybeast.com/right-to-bear-arms-not-at-cpac-2016

    https://i.redd.it/04tan5cy80i01.jpg

    1. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      It's probably up to the venue and not CPAC.

      BTW guess how many percent of mass shootings took place in gun free zones?

      https://www.dailywire.com/news...

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    2. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by Teun · · Score: 1

      You mean these freedom loving thugs couldn't find a more liberal minded (freedom to tote) venue?

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    3. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by shilly · · Score: 1

      CPAC could have chosen another venue, couldn't they? I'm not sure why you're giving them a free pass, especially given how it puts their delegates at risk per the article you linked to.

    4. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      The one in Florida just over a week ago, had an armed officer who was too scared to go in and confront the shooter.

      This was a trained professional to respond to these situations.

      You probably think teachers are going to be better trained than a police officer to respond to an active shooter. Are teachers going to get hazard pay now?

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    5. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      The POTUS and VP were there. Which probably means there's a very high level of security. Barriers round the event and a metal detector check for people going in. It's not exactly a gun free zone though - I bet it was crawling with cops, FBI, secret service, private security and so on.

      And it's very much not the same sticking up a sign that says 'gun free zone' in front of a school and not having armed guards and entry/exit checks.

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    6. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      It wasn't just one officer

      https://edition.cnn.com/2018/0...

      The resentment among Coral Springs officials toward Broward County officials about what they perceived to be a dereliction of duty may have reached a boiling point at a vigil the night of February 15, where, in front of dozens of others, Coral Springs City Manager Mike Goodrum confronted Broward County Sheriff Scott Israel. A source familiar with the conversation tells CNN that Goodrum was upset that the Broward deputies had remained outside the school while kids inside could have been bleeding out, among other reasons.

      So your position is "You don't need guns, the police will protect you. Oh wait, the police didn't protect you? What makes you think teachers would protect their kids?"

      Surely you can why some people are going to say "If the cops won't protect our kids, why can't we do it?"?

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    7. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      The POTUS and VP were there. I think the chance of a mass shooting was pretty low given the extreme security that implies.

      I.e. there's a difference between CPAC - a venue with a wall around it and the FBI/secret service/cops/private security protecting it and only letting people in if they pass through an airport type security check and a school where there's a 'This is a gun free zone. Pls respect this and do your shooting spree somewhere else' sign and no armed guard, no wall and probably no airport security check.

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    8. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      My high school was a gun-free zone simply because no one ever thought of bringing a gun to school. We settled disputes the old-fashoined way. With our fists.

    9. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by shilly · · Score: 1

      You're missing the point I was making. CPAC believes free citizens should not be disarmed. Why would it choose a venue where its delegates are required to be disarmed. Why should its delegates disarm just because the President attends? Does 2A include a qualifier along these lines? Quite the opposite: the NRA explains that the right to bear arms is explicitly to protect against government tyranny. What are all these 2A defenders *doing*, allowing themselves to be disarmed in the presence of the person who above all embodies the government? That is a symbolic strike against 2A, and ought to be morally unconscionable to them. "But they support Trump", you may say. "Why would they want to carry guns when they support the government". That is precisely the kind of woolly-minded thinking that's got us into this mess. No government ought to get a pass just because a voter happens to agree with its ideology. Voters are supposed to be continuously cautious about *any and every* government, not matter its political complexion (if you'll forgive the indelicate allusion). And that continuous caution is supposed to be expressed in the form of open and concealed carry.

    10. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by squiggleslash · · Score: 2

      So your position is "You don't need guns, the police will protect you. Oh wait, the police didn't protect you? What makes you think teachers would protect their kids?"

      In fairness, that didn't sound like the GP's position at all. The argument generally goes something like:

      NRA: "You don't need to tweak the existing gun laws, we can just station armed guards at schools, that'd be a deterrent, and will save lives if someone isn't deterred, which never happens. Nothing could possibly go wrong."
      (Mass shooting. Armed guard is completely ineffectual, even more than predicted.)
      Non-NRA: "Uh, that didn't work. I mean, even if he'd fucking done his job, most of the dead kids would still be dead."
      NRA: "Well why don't we arm teachers then?"
      Non-NRA: "A trained professional got scared, and you think arming teachers would help? And did you miss the part that the armed guard only made the decision whether to get involved after kids were already dead?"
      "NRA: Uh, fake news! Those kids were coached! And they're actors! Shut up shut up!"

      Here's a better idea, let's see what we can do to keep weapons that make it easy to kill large numbers of people out of, well, at least the hands of those who are likely to abuse them.

      I know that's a different argument. I know that both the NRA nutjobs and Brady buffoons (who will slowly realize I'm not talking about the AWB) are already pissed enough to be furiously clicking on keyboards demanding I be hung drawn and quartered, but it really isn't that difficult.

      If it's not a .22LR or similarly weak weapon, and it has a detachable magazine, or accepts more than a handful of cartridges, then you go through a REAL background check. None of this "Has he ever committed stock fraud? OMG we can't let Martha Stewart own a gun! Oh, but this teenager with anger issues is fine" BS we currently do, but a check like you'd get in Europe - letters of recommendation from professionals, a psych evaluation, consent of local law enforcement. And you need to state a reason for having one, no "I want to pose with it on YouTube" excuses.

      Everyone continues to have the right to defend themselves. Everyone continues to have the right to shoot deer. But only people who are highly unlikely to shoot up a school or office or church gets to own something that could plausibly be used to shoot up a school or office or church.

      And the best part is, no teachers get blamed for preventing a mass shooting because they were frozen with fear in a situation their professional training and aptitude was never suited for.

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    11. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      "NRA: Uh, fake news! Those kids were coached! And they're actors!

      I think the 'crisis actors' thing is bullshit too. I'd say if some of the teachers were allowed to concealed carry, maybe one of them would have shot the nutter without having to wait for the cops to decide to do something. And we know the cops held off on entering the building. In which case why not let staff with a concealed carry permit to carry guns into the building.

      As Trump put it

      https://www.vox.com/policy-and...

      So we want to hear ideas from Americans of all backgrounds and beliefs about how we can improve security at our schools, tackle the issue of mental health because this was a sick person. Very sick. And we had a lot of warning about him being sick. This wasn't a surprise. To the people that knew him, this wasn't even a little bit. In fact, some said we're surprised it took so long. So what are we doing? What are we doing?

      We want to ensure that when there are warning signs, we can act and act very quickly. Why do we protect our airports and our banks, our government buildings, but not our schools. It is time to make our schools a much harder target for attackers. We don't want them in our schools. We don't want them. When we declare our schools to be gun-free zones, it just puts our students in far more danger. Far more danger.

      Well trained, gun adept teachers and coaches and people that work in those buildings, people that were in the Marines for 20 years, and retired, people in the Army, the Navy, the Air Force, the Coast Guard, people that are adept, adept with weaponry, and with guns, they teach.

      I mean, I don't want to have 100 guards standing with rifles all over the school. You do a conceal carry permit. And this would be a major deterrent, because these people are inherently cowards. If they thought like if this guy thought that other people would be shooting bullets back at him, he wouldn't have gone to that school. He wouldn't have gone there. It is a gun-free zone. It says this is a gun-free zone. Please check your guns way far away. And what happens is they feel safe. There is nobody going to come at them. This way you may have - and, remember, if you use this school as an example, this is a very big school. With tremendous floor area and a lot of acreage, a big, big school, good school. A big, big school. You would have to have 150 real guns.

      Look, you had one guard, he didn't turn out to be too good, I will tell you that. He turned out to be not good. He was not a credit to law enforcement that I can tell you. That I can tell you. But as I have been talking about this idea, and I feel it is a great idea, but some people that are good people are opposed to it, don't like the idea of teachers doing it, I'm not talking about teachers.

      CNN went on, they said, Donald Trump wants all teachers, okay, fake news, folks. Fake news. News. I don't want a person that has never handled a gun that wouldn't know what a gun looks like to be armed.

      But out of your teaching population, out of your teaching population, you have 10 percent, 20 percent, very gun adept people. Military people, law enforcement people, they teach. They teach. And something I thought of this morning, you know what else, I thought of it since I found and watched Peterson, the deputy who didn't go into the school, because he didn't want to go into the school, okay. He was tested under fire and that wasn't a good result. But you know what I thought of, as soon as I saw that, these teachers, and I've seen them, and a lot of schools where they had problems, these teachers love their students and the students love their teachers in many cases. These teachers love their students. And these teachers are talented with weaponry and with guns. And that's - they feel safe.

      And I would rather have somebody that loves their students and wants to prote

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    12. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

      You missed my point.

      If someone who has gone through the training to "serve and protect" wilted in the face of danger, do you think people who have been trained to teach kids are going have better reactions?

      Now if they were locked in their room with their students and a gunman enters.. yes, I believe they would do their best to defend the students. As for seeking out the gunman in the halls? Yeah, doubtful.

      What I hate are the armchair warriors that come out and say "well, if I was there with a gun I would have ended it..." bullshit.. you and like almost every other sane person on the planet would look to preserve your own life unless it was inevitable there would be a direct confrontation.

      I'm not scared to admit it.. if I were in that position and I had a gun, my first action would be to find a defensible location with good sightlines. I would sit there until I could either ambush the shooter or until the professionals cleared the building.

      More guns to solve our gun issue.. just doesn't sound like a good idea to me. I don't have a good response.. it might be too late considering how many guns exist already.

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    13. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by cold+fjord · · Score: 1

      You missed my point.

        If someone who has gone through the training to "serve and protect" wilted in the face of danger, do you think people who have been trained to teach kids are going have better reactions?

      Maybe there is another way to go.

      Kendra St. Clair: Oklahoma Girl, 12, Shoots Intruder During Home Burglary
      Girl, 11, scares off home intruder with shotgun
      Armed With Her Dad’s Gun, This 17-Year-Old Girl Fended Off A Wanted Man Who Broke Into Her Home

      I recognize you and some teachers don't feel up to it, but apparently there are people who manage.

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    14. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by No+Longer+an+AC · · Score: 1

      That's very interesting. I followed the link to the Crime Research Prevention Center. They seem to be very picky about the definition of "mass-shooting" and "gun-free zones".

      At least they published Everytown's report:

      Analysis of Recent Mass Shootings

      Here's a response from Everytown:

      The Gun Lobby’s False Claims About “Gun-Free Zones”

      Of 133 mass shootings identified between January 2009 and July 2015, only 17 (13%) took place in “gun-free zones” (areas where the carrying of concealed guns is prohibited). The remaining incidents took place in private residences, or public places where concealed guns could be lawfully carried.

      I got to wondering what the CPRC was and if they were biased. It's founder and president, John Lott, appears to be a fraud:

      When the Gun Lobby Tries to Justify Firearms Everywhere, It Turns to This Guy

      The organization, headquartered at his home in Swarthmore, Pennsylvania, produces and publishes “academic quality” reports that have yet to be published in peer-reviewed journals, but are, according to Lott, informally reviewed by the organization’s academic board.

      Researchers pressed Lott, then a resident scholar at the American Enterprise Institute, to release the data behind his claim that 98 percent of defensive gun uses in the United States involved a would-be victim merely brandishing a gun. Lott claimed that it was based on a data from a survey he had conducted—but that the data had been lost in a computer crash.

      As criticism of Lott mounted, an online commenter, who identified herself as a former student of Lott’s at Penn named Mary Rosh, lavishly praised her former professor and attacked his critics. “He was the best professor that I ever had,” she wrote. After it came out in 2003 that Rosh and Lott shared an internet address, Lott admitted to the sock puppetry, saying that he had been receiving obnoxious phone calls when using his real name, and some of Rosh’s comments were possibly written by his family members on a shared email account. “In most circles, this goes down as fraud,” wrote Science editor-in-chief Donald Kennedy in the magazine.

    15. Re:CPAC = Gun-Free Zone by Hal_Porter · · Score: 1

      Bloomberg's Everytown for Gun Safety is fake news

      https://crimeresearch.org/2014...

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  45. I had to read the headline twice, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because my eyes and mind wouldn't let me read 'courage' but instead my mind was fixed on 'coward'.
    Ironically, I am posting posting anonymously...

  46. off the top of my head by Tsolias · · Score: 0

    barack obongo: president who bombed the most -> Peace prize 2009
    Bruce Jenner: man -> Woman of the Year award 2015
    Saudi Arabia: nuff said -> Elected to UN women's rights commission 2017
    I could throw a few religions here too, but it might make some of you go "REEEEEEEE"
    ...and you thought that nra-P. Ajiit marriage was funny!

    1. Re:off the top of my head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Let me beat you to it by numerous decades: "Political satire became redundant when Henry Kissinger was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize." Tom Lehrer, probably sometime in the seventies.

  47. Go home NRA you're drunk. by u53r · · Score: 1

    The NRA is the drunk Uncle who stands up and gives a solo round of applause during the middle of a funeral.

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  48. ACU's Courage Under Fire Award by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not an award from the NRA. The NRA has not such award, has never issued anything like it.
    It was an award presented by the ACU. The ONLY correlation to the NRA is, the presenter of the award was NRA board member Carolyn Meadows.

    1. Re:ACU's Courage Under Fire Award by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Carolyn Meadows is a member of The ACU and The ACUF Boards, Benefactor and Board of Directors member of the National Rifle Association and serves on the Legislative Policy Committee, Membership Committee, Public Affairs Committee, Board of Trustees of NRA Foundation, and Site Selection Committee, Governor’s appointee as Chairman of the Stone Mountain Board of Directors, Republicans Overseas Advisory Board, Council on National Policy Board, former three-term Georgia Republican National Committeewoman.

  49. I just don't get it by nospam007 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They condemn the school guard who waited 4 minutes (sic) with his pistol outside.

    When 2 patrolmen see 1 guy wielding a revolver in a bank full of people, the call for reinforcement, block the streets, call SWAT, FBI and whatnot... and those guys have bulletproof vests, shotguns ...

    And this single guy was supposed to go against an unknown number of killing, suicidal shooters on speed, with armor, assault guns, large mags with armor-penetrating ammo with his pistol alone?
    And he didn't even know where in the building they were.

    Are they crazy?

    Same thing for arming teachers, what are they going to do?

    They will sit in a wardrobe with their .38 in hand shitting their pants and then accidentally kill the student who wants to seek refuge in the same wardrobe.

    1. Re:I just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they pull their 44 auto mag out and blow the motherfucker to bits! Why even leave the fingerprints!

    2. Re:I just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, he's supposed to go in and do something about it. That's his job, its why he's there to protect the people. That's why he's armed. He failed miserably and that's why he quit in disgrace before he was fired.

    3. Re:I just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any sane gonna owner is going to first flee the situation if at all possible. This is the most rational thing you can do -- run away. If cornered, then yes go ahead and hope you have more range time. You do have a slight tactical advantage. Shooters never expect resistance. They always target the unarmed.

    4. Re:I just don't get it by nospam007 · · Score: 0

      "That's why he's armed."

      He's armed to protect _himself_.

      "He failed miserably and that's why he quit in disgrace before he was fired."

      No, he quit, because he was still alive and hadn't shot any of the thousand kids behind the shooter.

    5. Re:I just don't get it by quantaman · · Score: 1

      They condemn the school guard who waited 4 minutes (sic) with his pistol outside.

      Same thing for arming teachers, what are they going to do?

      They will sit in a wardrobe with their .38 in hand shitting their pants and then accidentally kill the student who wants to seek refuge in the same wardrobe.

      As you probably realized you answered your own question.

      If they acknowledge that the school guard's reaction was anything besides extraordinary (and extraordinarily unusual) cowardice then it exposes the ridiculousness or arming teachers.

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    6. Re:I just don't get it by swillden · · Score: 1

      If they acknowledge that the school guard's reaction was anything besides extraordinary (and extraordinarily unusual) cowardice then it exposes the ridiculousness or arming teachers.

      The one thing has nothing to do with the other, unless you believe that the argument for arming teachers is that you expect them to transform into an impromptu SWAT team. That would be ridiculous. If, on the other hand, you expect them to hunker down with their students, but now with the ability to respond effectively if the shooter comes to them, then it makes a lot more sense.

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    7. Re:I just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're well aware that the police are spineless cowards like you. Why do you think we want to keep our guns?!

    8. Re:I just don't get it by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Why do you think we want to keep our guns?!

      Because you want a chickenshit cop to execute you on the spot like Philandro Castille?

    9. Re:I just don't get it by quantaman · · Score: 1

      If they acknowledge that the school guard's reaction was anything besides extraordinary (and extraordinarily unusual) cowardice then it exposes the ridiculousness or arming teachers.

      The one thing has nothing to do with the other,

      They are related because in both cases you're expecting ordinary people to transform into action heroes.

      unless you believe that the argument for arming teachers is that you expect them to transform into an impromptu SWAT team. That would be ridiculous.

      The multiple armed officers who were on-site during the shooting didn't enter the building while the shooter was active. So yes the idea of the "good guy with a gun" helping in these situations is ridiculous.

      If, on the other hand, you expect them to hunker down with their students, but now with the ability to respond effectively if the shooter comes to them, then it makes a lot more sense.

      Lets think about that for more than a sentence. Respond how?

      The people are hunkered in the class, thinking it's probably not a drill, and the shooter is probably killing people, and that person coming in the door is probably the shooter... But they haven't watched tomorrow's news yet, they don't actually know exactly what is happening, and even if they do they haven't had an hour to hype themselves up to be ready to kill someone.

      Now put a gun in the hand of a teacher, who does not have a lot of firearm training, who has absolutely no interest in killing people, who might be looking at a former student, that teacher is absolutely not going to fire the first shot with the intent to kill.

      If they're really brave they'll point the gun at the shooter and yell at them, if they're really awesome badass teacher they'll fire some warning shots into the wall. But that fight will be won by the person who is willing to kill, that that will be the school shooter.

      Getting people to kill is a lot harder than you think it is, we are deeply conditioned by society to not be killers and turning people into killers is something even militaries struggle with that. Imagining the teacher is suddenly going to double tap someone is a fantasy.

      Oh, and lets not forget this fantasy only works if the killer goes into the classroom of a teacher whose packing, as opposed to another class, or a hallway, or the cafeteria, or the gym, etc, etc. Anywhere else you now need your armed teacher to out-swat those armed cops who did squat.

      Of course the killer can't start with that classroom otherwise that armed teacher won't actually have any warning (certainly no time to get out their gun and load it). This naturally means you'll have lost a few kids before your teacher can play the hero.

      And if your armed teacher is only protecting their individual physical classroom you might do better with just having a locked door... but I guess that makes a less exciting movie.

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    10. Re:I just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > was supposed to go against

      Yes.

    11. Re:I just don't get it by swillden · · Score: 1

      If they acknowledge that the school guard's reaction was anything besides extraordinary (and extraordinarily unusual) cowardice then it exposes the ridiculousness or arming teachers.

      The one thing has nothing to do with the other,

      They are related because in both cases you're expecting ordinary people to transform into action heroes.

      Nonsense. Look up any of the plethora of news stories about ordinary citizens carrying concealed weapons who successfully defended themselves or others. There have even been some cases where this happened at schools (Pearl High School, Appalachian School of Law, etc.).

      Also, there's a deterrent effect to consider. Mass murderers don't choose their venues at random, and part of the thing that makes schools so attractive is that there is generally no one present capable of fighting back. Note that that is not the case in Utah, where I live, and where teachers have had the legal right to carry on the job for nearly 20 years. Since that law was passed there has been no case of a school shooter in the state (there have been a couple of kids who were caught with guns at school, and one who accidentally shot and injured another), and it's possible that the fact that there are concealed guns in every school may have contributed to that. Everyone knows that the schools are not soft targets. There's no way to know for sure, of course. What we can say with certainty is that the horror stories about kids "finding" their teachers' guns has not happened at all.

      Getting people to kill is a lot harder than you think it is

      Yes, yes, I've read On Killing. Getting people to kill is hard... getting people to defend, even with deadly force, is much, much less so. Grossman makes this point quite clearly. Assuming you've actually read the seminal work on this topic, you should re-read it.

      And if your armed teacher is only protecting their individual physical classroom you might do better with just having a locked door.

      Locks are good, in fact locks are an excellent idea. But having several people capable of actually responding on-site, in addition to locks, is even better.

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    12. Re:I just don't get it by quantaman · · Score: 1

      If they acknowledge that the school guard's reaction was anything besides extraordinary (and extraordinarily unusual) cowardice then it exposes the ridiculousness or arming teachers.

      The one thing has nothing to do with the other,

      They are related because in both cases you're expecting ordinary people to transform into action heroes.

      Nonsense. Look up any of the plethora of news stories about ordinary citizens carrying concealed weapons who successfully defended themselves or others.

      A different debate, and defending yourself from a mugger is different from defending a classroom during a killing spree.

      There have even been some cases where this happened at schools (Pearl High School, Appalachian School of Law, etc.).

      Sure, lets look at these cases:
      Perl High School shooting:

      The school's assistant principal, Joel Myrick, retrieved a .45 caliber semi-automatic pistol from his truck and, spotting Woodham attempting to flee the parking lot after the shooting

      So this isn't stopping a killer during a spree, it's detaining the killer after he's done killing and is leaving the scene.

      As for the Appalachian School of Law again the shooter was detained after he was done killing people and was leaving the scene. And the only report that claims the armed bystanders were responsible for the capture came from one of those armed bystanders. Everyone else claims the killer willingly surrendered to unarmed bystanders (who also subdued him).

      And his gun was empty.

      It's not bad luck that you couldn't find any good examples, mass shootings are extremely confusing and fast moving. And if you ever do manage to get out your gun and come face-to-face with an active shooter you're now facing someone who is willing to kill you in an instant. Unless you're showing the same disregard for life in that instant you're probably getting shot, and if you do have enough of a hair trigger to outshoot a guy on a killing spree then you better hope you didn't just shoot another hero.

      Also, there's a deterrent effect to consider. Mass murderers don't choose their venues at random, and part of the thing that makes schools so attractive is that there is generally no one present capable of fighting back.

      No, they choose a school because they have a personal connection to that school.

      Note that that is not the case in Utah, where I live, and where teachers have had the legal right to carry on the job for nearly 20 years. Since that law was passed there has been no case of a school shooter in the state (there have been a couple of kids who were caught with guns at school, and one who accidentally shot and injured another), and it's possible that the fact that there are concealed guns in every school may have contributed to that.

      Utah has only 3 million people and Mormon's tend to be well adjusted. The lack of a school shooting isn't deterrence it's statistics.

      If you want an impressive lack of school shootings want to see what reasonable gun regulations can do?

      Everyone knows that the schools are not soft targets. There's no way to know for sure, of course. What we can say with certainty is that the horror stories about kids "finding" their teachers' guns has not happened at all.

      I'm sorry.... but this is BS. Deterrence doesn't work because people generally know that teachers are allowed to have guns, for deterrence you actually need to regularly wave guns in the kids faces... which is not going to happen.

      If a kid is in a screwed up enough state that they're going to shoo

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    13. Re:I just don't get it by quantaman · · Score: 1

      We're well aware that the police are spineless cowards like you. Why do you think we want to keep our guns?!

      Yes, I'm sure the AC who is scared to post under their own username is braver than a cop.

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    14. Re:I just don't get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, he was supposed to go in and confront the gunman. And he should be fired for his lack of action.

      But I would otherwise not criticize the guard either as you say. No-one knows how they will react when faced with such a test for courage. Many armchair critics would similarly fail. In the military, one only hopes rigorous training will lead to machine-like action when the brain is saying, "this is now real and you will die".

    15. Re:I just don't get it by sad_ · · Score: 1

      Same thing for arming teachers, what are they going to do?

      this will result in only more people getting shot, most of them innocent because of 'accidental' shootings.
      it's what you see with the police force as well, every day there is a new video of somebody getting killed by police even though they didn't do anything to warant it. the cops are either trigger happy or afraid. some for those teachers who will grab and shoot their gun at some kids who's a bit 'difficult'.

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    16. Re:I just don't get it by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      The two situations have perpetrators with easily recognizable motives that are completely different. In the case of the robbery the perpetrators are motivated by getting the money and then escaping. In a school or workplace shooting the perpetrator is usually hell bent on killing people, and sometimes trying to escape afterwards. So in the case of the robbery the best course of action by default is to lock down the location and try to negotiate a way out of the situation where no one gets killed. With the school shooting the perpetrator is going to keep killing until stopped or decides to end it themselves, so the best course of action to minimize casualties is to immediately confront the shooter. Those strategies haven't been endorsed by the law enforcement communities of the world because of the feels, they are statistically based on real events and outcomes.

      That deputy displayed cowardice and or extremely poor judgement by delaying taking the appropriate action. Should we judge him and prosecute him for not going into the school right away? I really don't know if I could stomach doing that myself. I like to tell myself that I'd go charging in, but until placed in such a situation I'll never really know. However the deputy has shown that he won't or can't fulfill his duties when under pressure, so he has been forced out and the department will take their chances on a new hire.

      I'm opposed to encouraging arming teachers. As bad as school shootings are, I am afraid we'd see more absolute numbers of gun related deaths in school as a result of their being more weapons present. I'm largely opposed to the concept of gun free zones, but the older I get the more I realize that having firearms around hundreds or thousands of hormonal children is just a recipe for disaster. It's different in other settings where the adult to child ratio is better and stress levels are more even. I know that when I was in grade school there were times where I legitimately felt like everyone there was out to get me, and honestly when I think back on those times as a rational adult I was hardly bullied at all.

    17. Re:I just don't get it by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      We did just have the Texas guy grab a fellow stranger in a truck and chase down the church shooter. I love how these things are impossible to happen and all the true examples need to be eliminated to justify that we must rely on the police to take their 15-20 minutes to establish a perimeter of hundreds of officers while waiting for the shooter to off themselves and then come in and count the bodies. That just does not sound like a good plan. Where are the examples of police getting there quickly and storming the school and saving kids. It just does not happen. The police use the tactic of letting them shoot their ammo out and then pick up the corpse when the finally commit suicide.

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    18. Re:I just don't get it by quantaman · · Score: 1

      We did just have the Texas guy grab a fellow stranger in a truck and chase down the church shooter. I love how these things are impossible to happen and all the true examples need to be eliminated to justify that we must rely on the police to take their 15-20 minutes to establish a perimeter of hundreds of officers while waiting for the shooter to off themselves and then come in and count the bodies. That just does not sound like a good plan. Where are the examples of police getting there quickly and storming the school and saving kids. It just does not happen. The police use the tactic of letting them shoot their ammo out and then pick up the corpse when the finally commit suicide.

      If I recall that also happened after the shooter was done shooting, in fact I almost mentioned it in my previous post as yet another example of how even in the best scenarios the good guys with guns only become a factor once the killing is already done.

      The fact that police can't respond effectively to an active shooter doesn't mean we need more useless civilians packing, it means we need to reduce the number of active shooters.

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    19. Re:I just don't get it by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      To me, that would mean we need more people ready to help out in a situation, not less. And there are other cases of shooters in Texas that were stopped by fellow armed civilians. I remember one a year or two back that occurred in a mall. The body count was very low because the shooter was killed so quickly. But we should just leave the protecting ourselves to the police and sit quietly while being killed and wait for them to come save us. Never mind when it is them doing the killing.

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    20. Re:I just don't get it by quantaman · · Score: 1

      To me, that would mean we need more people ready to help out in a situation, not less. And there are other cases of shooters in Texas that were stopped by fellow armed civilians. I remember one a year or two back that occurred in a mall. The body count was very low because the shooter was killed so quickly. But we should just leave the protecting ourselves to the police and sit quietly while being killed and wait for them to come save us. Never mind when it is them doing the killing.

      Does a situation where it worked out somewhere exist? Probably, but it's very rare because being an action hero is way tougher than people realize.

      If you want to make it a question of reducing casualties I'm happy to evaluate on that ground. The evidence is quite overwhelming, reduce the number of guns and you will reduce the number of people killed, be it in mass killings, individual killings, suicides, and accidents.

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  50. Correction Needed by blavallee · · Score: 4, Informative

    Carolyn Meadows of the National Rifle Association (NRA), who is also and member of the American Conservative Union (ACU), gave the ACU's Charlton Heston Courage Under Fire Award to Ajit Pai.

    1. Re:Correction Needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes a hell of a lot more sense

    2. Re:Correction Needed by DamnOregonian · · Score: 2

      They give that award out almost every year at CPAC. Sometimes it's presented by NRA people, sometimes by ACU people. LaPierre has given them out as well.
      Either way- my understanding is that it has always been an award from the ACU itself.. it just usually seems to be handed out by NRA executives.

    3. Re:Correction Needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder why the article mixes up these things. ALright, who is responsible!?

    4. Re:Correction Needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your correction is horseshit:

      “We cannot bring the award on stage, but being from the NRA your gift will be housed in our museum with a plaque to you,” Meadows said. “When you can receive it, we’ll give it to you. You’ll love it!”

      To clarify, they couldn't present the award on stage because the award is a gun, a Kentucky, hand-made long gun.

  51. Airports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdB5YxxK3Lc

  52. Irony.... by tlhIngan · · Score: 2

    Irony is that by celebrating the end of Net Neutrality, they're opening up the possibility for ISPs to block the NRA!

    I mean, gun owners are a fairly hard core group, so why shouldn't ISPs now create a "gun lover's package" or set of packages? Access to the NRA and other gun related forums all for another $50 a month? Less than what you spend on ammo a month!

    And the NRA's cheering the guy that's making it happen...

    1. Re:Irony.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ISPs should definitely do this... but unfortunately NRA followers are batshit crazy and armed, so that is kind of a risky move :-(

    2. Re:Irony.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gun owners are a hard core group? Since when? I owned a gun for 20 years and I've shot it the range maybe twice and I vote usually vote for Democrats. What's hardcore about that?

  53. NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Posting anon on purpose.
    NRA doesn't seem to grasp the purpose of the second amendment, IMHO.

    The sole purpose of keeping and bearing arms for the public is so they can overturn a government that doesn't serve the people.

    That was fine at the time the constitution was written, but now it's not enough to own a rifle if you want to make sure the government doesn't oppress it's people.
    Internet, social media and mobile phones has made mass surveillance and profiling of the entire population almost a trivial task.
    Want to know who has opposing political views? Want to know who their friends are?
    Want to know who they meet?
    It's just a query away.

    Mass surveillance is now a much more dangerous tool for those wanting to oppress a population than guns ever was. And having one yourself doesn't help at all. The Arab-spring let people to believe that social media empowered people, but that is only true if the ones that oppress do not control all platforms. Turned against the people it's a scary tool.

    The NRA should not get involved on the corporate side of regulating the internet. If they want to protect the 2nd amendment and it's true purpose then they should consider who they publicly support. A guy who wants to take away the right for people to use the internet outside of the walled gardens of corporations does not have the people best internest at heart.

    1. Re: NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 2

      How about they donâ(TM)t care about the real purpose of the 2nd amendment, as long as they can fill their coffers with money from gun sales? Sometimes it feels more like a religious cult that has far too much power and influence.

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    2. Re: NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the idea is to get government control out of the internet. Do we want the internet to have the charm of government-run entities like the post office or the department of motor vehicles?

    3. Re: NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Yes, what horrible control, denying your ISP the right to block or censor the internet as they see fit.

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    4. Re: NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Facebook and Google are more of a worry than the ISP.

    5. Re: NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Oh, they're certainly worth worrying about - but you've got the option of avoiding them, the rest of the internet is still out there. You don't have the option of avoiding the very short list of available ISPs. Not if you want internet access anyway.

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    6. Re: NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not worried about it. If an ISP starts blocking, another will compete with it that won't. Notice how all the news organizations have a slant. If you don't like one, you can find another. Government is the hardest one to get around, as they have no competitor.

    7. Re:NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Beeftopia · · Score: 0

      The sole purpose of keeping and bearing arms for the public is so they can overturn a government that doesn't serve the people.

      No. It's to create a militia for state security. Like literal state, like Delaware or Pennsylvania or Virginia. See: Text of 2nd Amendment: "A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed."

      All these other rationales for unfettered access to guns floating around there, these cultural/religious/political/personal-safety rationales, as enunciated by LaPierre in his Parkland response at CPAC, is just marketing bullsht by the gun industry association.

      You can regulate guns - machine guns are heavily regulated. These are metal tubes filled with gunpowder which hurl projectiles. Cannons should be fine then. Scalia said no - only man portable tubes filled with gunpowder could be individually owned, because the 2dA says 'keep and bear', and he - the most conservative originalist - believes 'bear' means 'carry', not like 'bring to bear', as in 'use'.

       

    8. Re:NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the sole purpose of the 2nd is fairly literal. This country's primary form of defense was intended to be the militia. The Founders had some fairly wild ideas of Phrygian-cap republicanism: every man a farmer, soldier, citizen. We found out in 1815 that this doesn't work well, but our politicians have all been too great of cowards to repeal it.

    9. Re: NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank goodness for that Free Market Faerie Dust!

    10. Re: NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you live in NYC or something - most of the country has a choice of maybe two providers, who are likely already in collusion. And that's assuming you even notice - if you notice the censorship they've already half-lost the battle.

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    11. Re:NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      State security against...what, exactly? If it's external threats, you'd simply have a federal standing army. Why would the founders simply not go that route to start with. Don't worry, we'll wait, you'll get there I'm sure.

    12. Re:NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

      When the Constitution was being written, states didn't want a federal standing army, considering it a threat. However, as you point out, individual state militias would be ineffective against a broad threat against the country. The result was a clever compromise:

      "Thus, the choice was between a variety of militias controlled by the individual states, which would likely be too weak and divided to protect the nation, and a unified militia under federal control, which almost by definition could not be expected to prevent federal tyranny. This conundrum could not be solved, and the Convention did not purport to solve it. Instead, the Convention presumed that a militia would exist, but it gave Congress almost unfettered authority to regulate that militia, just as it gave the new federal government almost unfettered authority over the army and navy." -- Heritage.org, "To Keep and Bear Arms"

    13. Re:NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by dryeo · · Score: 1

      Experience showed that having a standing army led to tyranny. Note the Constitution limits funding an army for 2 years while a navy could be funded for however long Congress chose.

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    14. Re:NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Dasher42 · · Score: 1

      Interesting. I agree that the NRA completely distorts the intention of the second amendment, which was written when it was hotly debated that the federal government should not be allowed a standing army in peacetime. *That* was the role of the well-regulated militia.

      The NRA represents weapons manufacturers, not citizens whether they own guns or not. So, it makes sense that the NRA wants more guns, deregulated past any common sense, and to feed on our fear and neuroses as a nation. It wants to pitch a gun as the best answer to problems that engaged citizens could find any number of better answers to.

      If mass surveillance is deadlier than guns in the wrong hands, as you mention, and I agree, the opposite is true:

      Effective, engaged citizenship is a better answer to social issues, mental health, despair, radicalization, and yes, government tyranny than unregulated stockpiles of guns.

      If the last resort need for a gun surfaces, I'd hope for an equal and just chance to serve accountably to the people in an organized, well-trained fashion, not caches in the hands of hoarders who own half the guns in this country. I'm tired of the debate over guns being restricted to extremes of unrestricted rights to loose cannons, or total bans - we have far better options than any of that.

    15. Re:NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      If they stuck to the 2nd amendment, or stuck to guns, they'd have more credibility. Instead they've branched out and now they are a general purpose extreme conservative group telling its members what their correct political stance should be on all issues. This isn't new, this has been growing since the current nutjob became NRA president.

    16. Re: NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Competitor my ass. My only 2 options are CenturyLink and Comcast. Stfu.

    17. Re: NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      I think Facebook and Google are more of a worry than the ISP.

      No, they are not.

      I can use the Internet with no problem and not use Facebook or Google.

      I usually have little to no choice with a broadband provider.

    18. Re:NRA doesn't get the point of 2nd amendment by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      Thus, the choice was between a variety of militias controlled by the individual states, which would likely be too weak and divided to protect the nation, and a unified militia under federal control, which almost by definition could not be expected to prevent federal tyranny.

      Unfortunately, that system fell apart completely in the War of 1812.

  54. Fun fact: The NSA leak documents stated ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that the NSA did such false flag organization tricks on 43 organizations in a single year. Including the Tea Party, Occupy, Anonymous, and the Pirate Party.

    Yes, even the TP was once decent and reasonable.

    I strongly recommend that some Americans actually read that shit.

  55. Except Obama did none of the above. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Nobel Peace Prize is not actually a Nobel Prize. Do you know who picks the next winner? A council made entirely out of e few of the last winners! (Those stupid enough to not find an excuse to avoid it. A bit like jury duty.)

    And for the record, I think the role of the US president is that of a meaningless figurehead, whose only purpose is to distract and then be replaced, like an oil filter.
    So I'm not pro or contra anyone of them. I consider all of them to be on the same team. Obama just continued Bush's policies. Because this isn't a kingdon. And Trump may clown a lot, but he has exactly two choice: Continue the same way too, or become a literal despotic dictator. Period. And trying to go against those in power usually ends up with a headshot in your car or somethig.
    So the only question ... of which we could make a game show too ... would be: Is this decision one of the nutjob rulers or the nutjob president.

    And yes, his successor will be a "democrat", and somehow be even more extreme and worse. It might just be DemoTrump^2 again.

    And anyone who takes any of those two imaginary "sides" is a moron and literal livestock.

    1. Re: Except Obama did none of the above. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      List of members: https://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/peace/prize_awarder/committee.html

      Not noe previous winner. How did you end up with that misunderstanding?

  56. Circle Jerk by thegarbz · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If anyone needed a practical real world example of the filthiest scum circle jerking while they slowly ruin the country, this is it. I expect Trump to come in and serenade them both with a speech on tax cuts.

    1. Re:Circle Jerk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      filthiest scum circle jerking while they slowly ruin the country

      I think this too about leftists and democrats whenever they open their mouths. God help us if they ever get back into power. Liberals have done more to destroy this nation than they could have hoped.

    2. Re:Circle Jerk by thegarbz · · Score: 0

      You one of the red Vs blue fuckwits who think everything is better just because your colour is in power. You are part of the problem of you think this has anything to do with where someone did on the political compass.

  57. NRA membership lists? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there such a list? Is it public?
     
    Asking for a friend.

  58. Yet it will happen. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry to disappoint your black-eyed anticonspiracy theory delusions.

  59. What was their argument? by slashdotiscompromisd · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Is ANYONE going to service their argument that the repeal protected free speech?
    Is ANYONE going to service the pro-repeal argument at all?

    Or are you just going to gibber like beasts pretending your opponent is another species?
    Because in case you didn't notice, your attitude is fomenting a civil war.
    And by God, you deserve to lose it.

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  60. Pro Neutrality Rules Repeal argument? by slashdotiscompromisd · · Score: 0

    Does anyone here actually know what any of the "neutrality rules" were?
    Some paraphrased statement that selective throttling isn't explicitly banned?

    Did it ever occur to you that internet service providers don't want you to be dissatisfied with their service and that it's in their interest to provide you good service?
    Has there ever been a recorded example of throttled traffic before neutrality rules were emplaced?

    You all seem to have a fundamental lack of faith in natural order. Very typical of city-dwellers who have sparing experiences of nature. Your reverence for nature and its workings is replaced with confusion, ignorance, and fear, which enables the mindless authoritarianism to which you are so inclined.

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  61. Re:Well deserved by Teun · · Score: 1

    The NN legislation of Obama was not perfect but why in the world could you claim doing away with such would improve access for everyone?
    The Pai legislation is only positive for the wealthiest of companies, the rest are left by the wayside.
    Pai's legislation (or lack thereof) is like admitting the guy with the biggest truck always has the right of way.

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  62. Disgusting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That medal had better be extremely radioactive.

  63. Fuck Ajit Pai by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and fuck the NRA

  64. What a joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most NRA members would love to see that dothead shot. They just love brown skinned people.

  65. NRA membership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And if wasn't already on the fence about revoking my NRA membership.. It's definitely made my mind up..

  66. Bears repeating... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow (Score:4, Insightful)
    by Mister Transistor ( 259842 ) on Friday February 23, 2018 @09:12PM (#56179803) Journal
    Just wow. I really hope these motherfuckers have a good view of each other when they're burning in hell.

  67. he deserves it, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is awesome. NRA is best group for protecting this second amendment and ajit Pai is best guy for protecting internet from liberal big government. Normal Americans like me salute to both of them for amazing jobs done.

  68. Axis of Fuckwittery by Zaiff+Urgulbunger · · Score: 4, Funny

    I believe an Axis of Fuckwittery is emerging.

    1. Re:Axis of Fuckwittery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. You'd think that the intellectual effort involved in making the links and conjuring up a line of reasoning that connects this stuff might be better applied to asking 'does any of this make actual sense, or is it Grade A1 woowoo fruitloopery?'

      More bluntly, if the minds are so keen, how come they aren't checking if they've cut themselves first?

    2. Re:Axis of Fuckwittery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe an Axis of Fuckwittery is emerging.

      This hasn't really got a place, but for some reason my memory was jogged
      http://www.nytimes.com/2002/08/08/us/gun-in-lawmaker-s-hands-claims-one-victim-a-door.html

  69. Remove him then by sjbe · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Roger Stone, Trumpy advisor, already warned that getting rid of The Donald would result in Civil War.

    I'm happy to call his bluff and take the chance.

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      Roger Stone, Trumpy advisor, already warned that getting rid of The Donald would result in Civil War.

      I'm happy to call his bluff and take the chance.

      Yep. Most of them are too lazy to go to war over Donald Trump. Hardline Conservatives send other people's children off to war, they don't go to war themselves. On the off chance they can organise any kind of protest (would probably be a sit in, I cant see any of them marching for long) I give it about 23 minutes before they start arguing amongst themselves badly enough that they've forgotten why their civil war-ing in the first place.

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  70. Good by nip1024 · · Score: 0

    Net Neutrality was an abomination masquerading as freedom. The government cannot do anything well or cheaply. The internet grew up and matured with out net neutrality and is better off with government sticking their fingers in it. And if you don't know that the NRA is the premier civil rights organization today, you are simply uninformed. Learn history and why we have the 2A.

  71. What a joke! by gabrieltss · · Score: 1

    The NRA is FUCKING joke! They are not the friend of gun owners. They were instrumental in the passing of the 1968 Gun Control Act. They are fine with banning of bump stocks. Oh but they were used to kill people. in ONE FUCKING incident because some terrorist used one. There are millions of them out there. But people forget automobiles kill more people than bump stocks do or more than guns do. Why are liberals all over TV going ape shit to ban automobiles???? Trump is a FUCKING joke! He is no more qualified to be president than Hillary "canckles" Clinton is.

    The INTENT of the founding fathers for the 2nd Amendment. All the liberal interpretations are DEAD wrong. Even some sloppy second conservatives have it wrong. Try reading the Federalist and Anti-Federalist papers.

    Heck Democrats The "party of Jefferson" doesn't have a FUCKING clue what his stance on the 2nd Amendment was.
    Let me educate you!

    "The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government."
    - Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

    "Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed one."
    - Thomas Jefferson (1764), quoting 18th century criminologist Cesare Beccaria in "On Crimes and Punishment."

    "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks."
    - Thomas Jefferson to Peter Carr, 1785. The Writings of Thomas Jefferson, (Memorial Edition) Lipscomb and Bergh, editors.

    "One loves to possess arms, though they hope never to have occasion for them."
    - Thomas Jefferson to George Washington, 1796. The Writings of Thomas Jefferson, (Memorial Edition) Lipscomb and Bergh, editors.

    "We established however some, although not all its [self-government] important principles . The constitutions of most of our States assert, that all power is inherent in the people; that they may exercise it by themselves, in all cases to which they think themselves competent, (as in electing their functionaries executive and legislative, and deciding by a jury of themselves, in all judiciary cases in which any fact is involved,) or they may act by representatives, freely and equally chosen; that it is their right and duty to be at all times armed;"
    - Thomas Jefferson to John Cartwright, 1824. Memorial Edition 16:45, Lipscomb and Bergh, editors.

    "No freeman shall ever be debarred the use of arms."
    - Thomas Jefferson: Draft Virginia Constitution, 1776.

    "[E]very able-bodied freeman, between the ages of sixteen and fifty, is enrolled in the militia... The law requires every militia-man to provide himself with the arms usual in the regular service."
    -Thomas Jefferson, Notes on Virginia, Quivery IX

    What did George Washington thing about it.
    Well - lets see:

    "Firearms stand next in importance to the constitution itself. They are the American peopleâ(TM)s liberty teeth and keystone under independence ⦠from the hour the Pilgrims landed to the present day, events, occurrences and tendencies prove that to ensure peace security and happiness, the rifle and pistol are equally indispensable ⦠the very atmosphere of firearms anywhere restrains evil interference â" they deserve a place of honor with all thatâ(TM)s good."
    - George Washington, First President of the United States

    "The very atmosphere of firearms anywhere and everywhere restrains evil interference â" they deserve a place

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  72. yawn by originalGMC · · Score: 2

    is anyone else bored with this topic? The people in power do whatever they want, and when they're writing the history books they're going to say americans were overjoyed at the prospect of the usa government attempting to coup the internet with regulations or lack thereof. Same story, different headline. Yawn.

  73. Every Day is Opposite Day. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, well:
      SMART now means DUMB, at least in reference to phones,
      MODERN now means STUPID, at least in reference to user interfaces,
    so it's not really a surprise that
      SAVED new means DESTROYED.

  74. s/Saving/Destroying/g by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTFY

    Strange how these typos creep in

  75. To all non-progressives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let these far left-wing folks vent their emotions here in this story. Think of it as as if you were at the store and saw a child throwing a tantrum. There's nothing you can do except watch in bemusement.

  76. Re:Well deserved by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    The NN legislation of Obama was not perfect

    Right. Because it wan't legislation. There was no legislation.

    The Pai legislation

    There is no Pai legislation. Removing an executive branch rule made just a couple of years earlier is not "legislation."

    Pai's legislation (or lack thereof) is like admitting the guy with the biggest truck always has the right of way.

    No, it's like saying that person who builds and owns a network can run decide how to run that network in the way that best makes it possible for them to keep it running at a price they can pass along competitively. There is no internet, but there are lots and lots of individual networks owned and operated by different types of entities. Forcing some small rural network operator to allow YouTube to swamp their limited microwave bandwidth with cat videos while the remote-working customers trying to stream a community college's math class get buffered is exactly what we're talking about. The "big truck" you SHOULD be worrying about is Google, or Facebook - and you want to deny network operators the right to tell those guys they don't own the local network.

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  77. Just politics as usual. by JP205 · · Score: 1

    This sounds to me like there was sort of deal struck between the Trump administration and NRA. The NRA is suddenly spouting of anti-net neutrality rhetoric, which seems off topic for them, and after the latest school shooting the Trump administration is trying to shift blame away from guns and place it on anything else.

  78. We have a gun. With your name on it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if they put initials on the bullets, too, for the next time he does something they *don't* like.

  79. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully it's loaded and he'll shoot himself in the eye while curiously looking inside it's barrel... the goofy dumbasss he is. Idiocracy someone?

  80. CPAC Website by PPH · · Score: 1

    Does someone have a mirror for that site? My ISP is blocking the domain.

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  81. Speaking of explaining things by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1
    Schneider did not explain how eliminating net neutrality rules preserved anyone's "free speech rights.

    Nor has Nancy Pelosi explained her claim that rolling back the "Net Neutrality"* rules would result in "chilling competition, hurting consumers and punishing entrepreneurs and small businesses".

    * Quoted because the rule change covered much much more than that.

  82. Re:Well deserved by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    Forcing some small rural network operator to allow YouTube to swamp their limited microwave bandwidth with cat videos

    isn't what happens in the first place. YouTube doesn't just say "hey, this guy's getting cat videos forced down his internet connection today"; if that were happening, you'd find a lot more people siding with you, but the reality is that the ISP's customer is requesting the cat videos.

    If the ISP only has enough bandwidth available to serve 128Kbps to each of their customers, they're perfectly welcome to sell that instead of the 5Mbps that allows that customer to request the cat videos and swamp the bandwidth in the first place. It's not YouTube causing the problem, it's the ISP's over -commission of their resources allowing users to cause the problem.

    Restated yet another way, if the ISP didn't sell the remote-working customer more bandwidth than they could provide, there would be no problem.

    Why are you defending the cause of the problem and insisting that solving it be someone else's problem?

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  83. I Would Offer by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

    A White Feather

  84. Re:Well deserved by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Of course this is driven by the behavior of some (or even most) of the customers on a given ISP's network. Their TiVo is awake at 3:00 downloading "suggested shows" for them without them given it another thought. The point is that if the ISP wants to promote their services in a small down in part based on the fact that they're going to guarantee a certain level of service to kids trying to access the local school district's or college's materials, isn't that up to them? If they have to shape traffic to favor the teleworker they promised to help out, isn't it up them to risk losing business from the shut-in who now much occasionally see some buffering on a cat video? The ISP can and should make those decisions based on their own priorities and findings and plans.

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  85. Parody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The NRA just don't give a fuck do they?!
    And they really hate geeks

  86. Re: Well deserved by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    Why is your content any more important than mine?

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  87. Re: Well deserved by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    Sorry for the double reply, but a point slipped past me this first time around. To go records cable broadcasts, it doesn't download shows over the internet. Program guide info, sure, but I doubt that a few KB of guide data is clogging the pipes. You display a severe lack of understanding of the topics being discussed.

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  88. Re: Well deserved by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    This is why I don't post on mobile... "TiVo", not "To go".

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  89. LISTEN to yourselves. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    I can't imagine why the NRA would do this. ... Neither [the "university of firearms" nor the "preserve firearms civil rights" branch] has any business taking a stand on any particular regulations r[e]lated to things around principles of network neutrality.

    That's because it's not about network neutrality. It's about coolly sticking to your principles and working toward your goals (especially politically-charged goals) in the face of threats and pressure. (That falls under the "preserve civil rights" branch for several reasons.)

    "The rifle is awarded 'when someone has stood up under pressure with grace and dignity and principled discipline ...'' "Previous recipients of the award include Vice President Mike Pence and Sheriff David Clarke."

    Don't think the pressure on Agit Pai was great? Don't think it might have turned violent? Just look at the postings here, and in the flood of previous articles mentioning him on Slashdot. Then look at things like the demonstrations in front of his house, with signs attacking his children and other family members (while also engaging in other constant harassment, such as ordering pizzas in his name every half hour).

    Then think of them in the context of other demonstrations at the time, blocking conservatives or others with non-leftist ideas from speaking on college campuses, with gangs of masked thugs beating people using Krav Maga destroy-your-opponent fighting techniques or smashing skulls with bicycle locks (all on the premise that politically incorrect speech is an "attack" suitable for being "defended against" using deadly force). What might they have done to someone they perceived as not just talking against their interests, but making an actual change in a government policy?

    That is exactly the kind of powerful opposition that the civil rights branch of the NRA is dedicated to enabling people to survive, and to work for their own goals despite such pressure. Whether it's coming from the Antifa, the KKK, government agent provocateurs, foreign "meddlers", political parties, organized crime, racists, or whatever.

    (It's also the kind of pressure the NRA itself is subjected to, in its efforts to preserve civil rights for its supporters and detractors alike. So the NRA also benefits by reminding others about the similarity of its own struggle to that of the person they're honoring.)

    Ever wonder why I post under a handle? Among other politically-incorrect things, I've been saying for years that most of the problems that "Net Neutrality" tries to address are either anticompetitive practices or consumer fraud, and that both are better handled by the FTC than the FCC. What Pai got his award, and massive threats and harassment, for, is working toward half of that change. I have no interest in being on the receiving end of even the petty harassment (such as complaints to my employers or pizza orders), let alone crowds on my lawn threatening me and my family.

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  90. Re: Well deserved by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    We have three TiVo units in this house. They DO download schedule info, yes. And of course record material coming over the cable/fiber in traditional "broadcast" mode ... but also streamed material from various sources. Depends on how you have things configured. TiVo dumps non-"broadcast" content on us all the time, like back-episodes of things we're watching, fetched from on-demand type sources, when we've neglected to tell it not to include streamed sources in the "one pass" settings.

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  91. Re: Well deserved by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    You sure it's saving those locally and not just streaming them on-demand? It sure seems as though the streaming services all have something in their terms of service forbidding that.

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  92. Like two peas in a pot. by CptLoRes · · Score: 1

    They deserve each other.

  93. Some people don't know when to shut their mouths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Arg, I really wish they'd stick to what their organization is focused on, gun rights. I realize what they're doing, they (like many) are hoping if they kiss Trumps rear enough they'll get their wishlists shoved through the legislature. It's unfortunate that one of the few groups with any real chance of protecting our second amendment rights is stooping to brown nosing Trump and his rabble of corruption and stupidity, and I don't think there is really an alternative (GOA is behaving pretty much the same way).

  94. Re: Well deserved by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Depends on the source of the content. In some cases, the "my shows" entry provided acts as a link to the stream. In other cases, it's an already downloaded, ready-to-watch file.

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  95. Re: Well deserved by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    I have my doubts about that. Bandwidth may not be super expensive in bulk, but it's not free either; I can't see any media company willingly paying for unnecessary bandwidth.

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  96. Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does the NRA not realize that the "liberal media" can now make it more difficult for people to reach them?

  97. Aaaannd.... by Sperbels · · Score: 1

    Say goodbye to my membership.

  98. Re: Well deserved by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    That's not how it works. These are shows that (by setting up a "one pass") we're essentially asking it to go out and fetch. You THINK you're asking for it to just record them as they come along in the broadcast schedule, but you can also be telling it to scoop up things which your mapped accounts have access to, or which the networks make available. I've disabled this behavior, now, in any season passes we set up. It's pretty annoying, actually.

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  99. What a load of horseshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a load of horseshit. Why are slashdot posting this bollocks?

  100. vote whore need gun gift by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ajit will need the gun gift now that his courage is under fire in the literal sense. Wouldn't be surprised if Ajit joined the NRA as a lifetime member once he noticed he needed full-time security around his house from whoring his FCC vote for AT&T et.al.

  101. ooh, ooh, "Right Wing Watch"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    send them money quick! Without these caped crusaders, we'd never know what [um] the NRA very publicly did on national television at CPAC. Pretty funny! You do not need a "watch" organization to show you an act that was never hidden in the first place - the NRA and CPAC happily promoted the action and every TV network was free to broadcast it.

    Let me see....

    An organization (RightWingWatch) that's an org of another org (PeopleForTheAmericanWay) and gets funded by actual proud Hitler-era NAZI collaborator George Soros (who is on tape admitting that his time serving Hitler was the happiest of his life) is upset that an American outfit dedicated to the Bill of Rights gave its bravery award to a guy who did something on principle that angered many, and who stood firm while people mercilessly attacked him all across the net, on nearly every TV channel, and newspaper, and while paid thugs protested at his home and threatened his family. Meanwhile, that very same Soros is on record demanding that Americans give up not only their 2nd ammendment right to self defense, but also their 1st amendment rights where they conflict with his views, and their other rights where those conflict with the needs/desires of globalists and the billionaires who want to rule the entire planet. Hell, the scumbag actually demands that the USA and all the nations of Europe give up their national sovereignty. Strangely, he seems to want Germeny to run all of Europe and the US to lose its global influence - I think we've heard that play before, from his old master. Any normal human being who, in desperation and weakness, collaborated with Hitler would have spent the rest of his life hanging his head in shame; Soros is not a decent human being, nor is anybody who knowingly collaborates with him.

    Oh, and if the net neutrality scam was truly about protecting unpopular ideas on the net and was truly compatible with limited government, then the NRA would be all-in supporting it given how unpopular the NRA is in the popular culture and with the big internet companies like Google. This is a principled move.

    And before some idiot points out that Google was a sponsor of CPAC, let me point out that:
    1. They are not THE spronsor, they are a co-sponsor along with other corps who do the same thing at both the DNC and RNC conventions in election years and at various liberal and conservative orgs in all years.
    2. Google knows CPAC is an outfit popular with the Republican establishment, who are in charge in congress these days, and who watched Google spend eight years completely in-bed with the Obama administration.
    3. Google has been caught censoring some very mild, establishment-friendly conservatives so many times recently that the congress has taken notice. If they had only gone after the TEA Party types (like the IRS did), or Trump (like the FBI apparently did) they probably would have gotten by with it (as the IRS did, and the FBI appears to be).
    4. Google contributes vastly more to left wing outfits/causes.

  102. um, one of the first acts of the NRA was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to help southern black people get guns and learn to use them to defend themselves and their families from Democrats riding around in white sheets lighting burning crosses and lynching blacks.

    The NRA is the OPPOSITE of a "whie supremacist" organization.

    On the other hand:

    Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Dianne Feinstein, John Kerry, and more all voted to be lead in the United States Senate by a leader of the KKK named Senator Robert Byrd.

    Yup.

    Up until only a few years ago, the Democrats in the United Satates Senate CHOSE as their Democrat leader a KKK recruiter. Not really all that surprising given that the Democrats have always considered blacks to be their property and were the people who founded the Klan. They despise any black who is not a Democrat just as they used to despise any slave who escaped their plantations. One of the first things any Democrat cares about regaring any person is skin color, and they even allocate tickets to their conventions along racial lines (a certain number to whites, a certain number to blacks, a certain number to hispanics, etc.) This is all well-documented history.

    1. Re:um, one of the first acts of the NRA was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's very strange that your history book seems to be missing the pages where the KKK types and other assorted racists and former slave owners virtually in one big mass left the Democrats and joined the Republicans. I wonder why it's *always* the same pages that go missing?

  103. A Gun to Shoot Himself ? by nukenerd · · Score: 1

    Perhaps that was the NRA's intention. We can hope.

  104. Re: Well deserved by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    Well that's a stupid thing for TiVo to do by default, especially given that many of their users are likely to be on metered or bandwidth-limited connections. The only person I know with a TiVo, for example, is on HughesNet with a 30GB monthly cap. He must've turned that feature off, because I haven't heard him bitch about it yet.

    That still doesn't answer as to why your content is more important than mine and should be allowed to flow freely while mine should not.

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  105. It's not as bad as you paint it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not civil war over the internet, it's guns, it's the environment, increasing the debt to give money to rich people, it's the fact that medicine and education, which are necessary to live, are becoming too expensive to have. The theme is to take everything to give to one group and leave scorched earth behind.

    Ah, but it's scorched earth with trickle-down watering.

  106. Support gone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I respected and supported the NRA but thinking that Shitpile Pai "saved the internet" shows they're just the gun-sucking inbred illiterate rednecks everyone claims they are.

    So how long until angry internet users start doxxing, DDOSing, and swatting internet companies? I give it until June.

  107. Re: Well deserved by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    That still doesn't answer as to why your content is more important than mine and should be allowed to flow freely while mine should not.

    That would be between me and the company I've chosen to be my ISP. If I think I can get a better deal or better service from a local, rural-community-serving company with limited resources that protects their users from poorer performance because a tiny number of users are inclined to burn up shared bandwidth moving around terabytes of ripped movies, then why would you want to stop me from making that choice?

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  108. Re: Well deserved by BronsCon · · Score: 2

    So first it's the majority of users, YouTube, and TiVo; now it's a tiny number of users and terrabytes of ripped movies. Are you coming around to the realization that your position is more defensible under the guise of preventing copyright infringement, or are you moving the goal posts for fun? How about this: say the tiny number of users moving terabytes of movies work remotely editing footage for large studios. Why shouldn't they be allowed to use that small rural ISP that just so happens to be the only one who'll service their residence? Why is your content any more important than anyone else's? It's really not between you and your ISP, it's between you and the users you claim to be holier than, and for all you know I'm one of them, which makes it between you and me.

    The issue with an ISP that "has to" protect some users from the bandwidth use of others is that they're selling you something on paper that they can't provide you in reality. Here's an example that might make sense: a gas station sells 100 customers 10 gallons of gas each; but they only really have 500 gallons to give out. Half of their customers don't need a full 10 gallons to fill their tanks; on average, they need 5 gallons, so that half of the customers uses 250 gallons, which seems fine since half the customers have used half the gas, right?

    Now the remaining 50 customers all do need the 10 gallons (or more, but they only bought 10 so that's all they can take) they paid for, but there's only enough left to serve 25 of them in full. Is that the fault of any of the customers? Why should any of the customers accept less than they paid for because the gas station sold more gas than they had to sell?

    Why should that be any more acceptable from an ISP?

    Yes, you're free to accept it from an ISP if you want, but you should have the expectation of falling on the losing side of the fight for bandwidth just as often as you find yourself on the winning side. You should also understand that the issue is the ISP selling something they don't have, and blame the ISP.

    Why?

    It's actually really simple.

    Let's say that ISP manages to avoid all those Youtube and TiVo users and somehow prevents users from transferring terabytes of ripped movies over their service. That doesn't really free up the nonexistent bandwidth they've sold you and every other one of their customers -- because that bandwadth they sold you didn't exist in the first place. Let's say that same ISP caters exclusively to college students (ironically, the biggest users of Youtube and the most likely movie pirates, but I digress), so you can be assured that most video streaming will be the university's own content (we'll ignore that most of this is likely also hosted on Youtube, making the throttling of Youtube somewhat counterproductive to your original argument). Now, since we're back on your original argument, it's only fair that we go back to mine: that ISP has enough bandwidth to provide 128Kbps to each of their customers, but has sold each of them 5Mbps; how many of them can stream a 3500Kbps video stream simultaneously?

    Since we haven't determined how many customers the ISP has, a percentage is acceptable.

    SPOILER (but don't take my word for it, do the math yourself): 3500 (bitrate of video) / 128 (actual bitrate available to one user without slowing another user down) = 27.34375. That is, one 3500Kbps (the low end of a reasonable bitrate for 720p streaming content and, in fact, much less than Youtube uses) video stream used the true available bandwidth of 27.34375 of that ISP's customers. 100 (%) / 27.34375 (also %) = 3.6571428571% of the ISPs customers can stream a video from their university before there is no bandwidth left for anyone else to use.

    No, kicking off the Youtube and TiVo users and getting rid of the pirates doesn't solve that. And just how do you think prioritizing traffic solves it? By your account, all of that traffic, being the s

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  109. Re: Well deserved by BronsCon · · Score: 1
    Ugh, I flubbed the HTML...

    they're paying for, and that's what most of us just can't get behind.

    should read

    0.7% of bandwidth for 1-2% of users represents just 35% of what they're paying for, and that's what most of us just can't get behind.

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  110. Re: Well deserved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pai has in fact saved us from the real oppressions,

    "Hilariously deluded" are the words that come to mind. I guess he's also cured cancer, got cold fusion working and built a practical flying car in his own garage. Why, the man is a genius *and* a saint!

  111. "Courage" and "Hero" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm. 2 things:

    1). Courage Under Fire Award? I'll assume, unless there's evidence to the contrary, that Ajit Pai came under fire from an NRA member :-) ;

    2). "Ajit Pai is the most courageous, heroic person that I know." The meaning of the word "hero" has sure degraded over time. My definition of the word "hero" includes the fact that a hero must not be working, in any way, either directly or indirectly, towards their own self-interest. In fact most actual heroes directly endanger or disadvantage themselves in order to help others. Ajit Pai's example fails all these tests. So not a hero then, and if that's the most heroic person you know then you don't know any heroes at all.

  112. Re: Well deserved by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    No, the priority traffic should be whatever the ISP tells their clients will be their priority traffic. If they're trying to get rural users to sign up because it's going to help rural kids connect to their schools and local community colleges, then that's their priority in shaping traffic. If they're telling their customers that they're all about making sure Game Of Thrones won't buffer on them, while WoW might get a little laggy, then THAT'S their priority. The ISP can sink or swim based on how well they understand and communicate to their customers.

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  113. Re: Well deserved by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    And if you only have one choice of ISP where you live? What then?

    If we had actual competition in the ISP market everywhere in the country, your argument would hold water. We don't, so it really doesn't.

    More to the point, when your schools and local community colleges are using Youtube to host their videos, well, you can't very well promise you won't throttle that content, then go on and throttle Youtube, now, can you?

    It's almost like you didn't actually read my post because, well, I covered all of this (save for the lack of competition) already.

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  114. Re: Well deserved by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    And one of the surest ways to guarantee that a small company won't be able to show up where there's no service at all and start serving underserved people (exactly the problem in so many rural areas) is to require them to dedicate 96% of their limited bandwidth to cat videos. Telling them they can't decide how to deploy and run their own network is telling them they can't make an offering in those deprived markets. You're worried about places where only one ISP has previously set up shop. You obviously don't understand what it's like to live someplace where there's NO service. Maybe you need to get out more, and visit the places that grow you your food.

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  115. Re: Well deserved by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    If they weren't selling more than 12x the bandwidth they have available, this wouldn't be a problem. I already illustrated how they only need to really be able to supply 11% of what they sell (rather than less than 8.25%), which allows them to oversell by a healthy 9x.

    I live very close to the places that grow my food, I buy a lot of it from those places. I know what it's like in those places and they have better internet than I do. It might be different near you, but that's not all rural areas, either.

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  116. Every Republican I know is too busy,,, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bashing Obama, and spouting whatever the latest proof is that Trump's Plan is Working(TM).

    The latest is the 1000 dollar tax bonus thing 'because it is nice that something is being given back to everyone', while ignoring just how small a drop in the bucket it is and all the concessions made in longer term coverage to make it happen.

    America isn't going to be saved. The world may very well not be saved. The dystopian future is being wrought upon us because we didn't start culling the flock earlier. The people that need purging aren't some nebulous but identifiable minority, they are a far more nebulous majority that requires discussion on a variety of topics to prove they are more a liability than an asset to society to keep either voting, or living depending on what kind of damage they can do.

    The purge needs to begin sooner. Will you be the one to cast the first stone, or will you wait for them to cast the first hail of bullets from their AR15 afearing lib'ruls?