Carl Pohlad is a taco-snotter! Long live the Royals! Long live Allard Baird! Long live Tony Muser! We will build our team around Roberto Hernandez, and you will be contracted like Chuck Knoblauch's batting average! HAHAHAHA!
See me, only me, the underboss of this holocaust, truly yours, Frank White!
I wish my husband was President. Then I could be put in charge of an important government health care commision that I have no clue about too, as long as I support the president's ideology: state control first--freedom (I hate that word!) second.
A new employee was just finishing his first month's stint at a logging camp in Canada, where there were no women for hundreds of miles. He finally couldn't take it anymore and nervously asked the boss what the men did to relieve the pressure.
"After dark, try the hole in the barrel behind the shithouse," suggested the boss. "The other men swear by it."
The young logger dubiously tried it out and had the experience of his life. "That barrel is fantastic!" he said to the boss later. "I'm going to use it every night!"
Your pathetic attempt at FP has failed. Please commit suicide at your earliest convenience, you dirty useless kike Palestinian cur of a user.
I believe it was DJ Assault who once remarked, "There's some hoes in this house. There's some hoes in this house. There's some hoes in this house. There's some hoes in this house." And there is, my fellow Slashdotters. There is.
The funny thing is, if a bunch of us people actually started calling the FBI and making anonymous tips that open source software development was being funded by groups with links to Al Qaeda, they might actually believe it. If Microsoft got in on the act, there could be a serious investigation. This is, after all, the company that wants to illegalize the sale of blank hard drives.
That'd be a fitting revenge on Taco and the other Slashgoats.
Name: Gina Age: 19 Body: 34 - 24 - 32 Home: Dallas School: U.T.D. Likes: Being a nasty girl Dislikes: College jocks Hottest Sex: Losing my anal virginity Fantasy: To have my tight little ass Texas ass pumped deep by some guy whose cock will rip me in half.
If you think Orwell was wrong that technology can be used as a tool of oppression, consider Slashdot's new restriction. Members with a karma below a certain value can only post twice a day. I feel the cold blade of censorship upon my massive cock.
Football is for bitches. I'm special assistant to Allard Baird, General Manager of the Kansas City Royals. I was also MVP of the 1980 American League Championship Series. I think I know my sports better than some Taco-snotter.
There is only one heterosexual baseball team in Missouri, and it is the Kansas City Royals. The St. Louis Hard-anals are a bunch of faggots devoted to licking the acne off Mark McGwire's steroid-inflated dick.
Jackoff Buck Naked, or Jack Buck, as he was professionally known, was best known for catch phrases such as 1998's "Excuse me while I stand and dip my balls in Tony LaRussa's mouth" and 1988's "I don't believe what I just crammed in my ass!" The only legacy he leaves behind is his son Joe, the official cocksucker of Tim McCarver.
Speaking of the XXX sex between Buck and McCarver, don't forget to see the high-octane thriller XXX starring Vin Diesel. Hey look, there's the XXX blimp they couldn't shut up about during the All-Star Game!
As for Darryl Kile, the homosexual St. Louis media have suppressed the truth about his death. In fact, he was a known Taco-snotter, and frequently paid J.D. Drew to join in his disgusting rituals. (Drew will do anything for money.) His veins were widened from all the semen he ingested to the point that his heart stopped.
The most important task facing us now is preventing these two debauchers from being cryogenically frozen by the son of Ted Williams and subsequently cloned to corrupt future generations.
I wouldn't chalk it up to the usual Slashdot incompetence. If you read the obituary, it mentions that Kan's anus had been viciously ravaged, and that every CD he owned by The Who was missing. These clues suggest involvement by Slashdot editor CmdrTaco. Don't expect to see this posted on Slashdot anytime soon.
I will be driving town the Pennsylvania Turnpike this coming Saturday and Sunday. Thank you for the warning. I shall have to keep an eye out for this goatraper of which you speak. I also look forward to penetrating anally some of Pennsylvania's Amish beauties.
Your clever reference to the conflicts within the Arizona Diamondbacks' clubhouse was wasted on the Slashdot geeks. You and I are the only intelligent baseball fans in this community. Well, unless you count Ken "JonKatz" Caminiti.
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I say "Her ass is tight and she makes it available to all of us, so don't spoil it."
You missed one step in the equation:
Anti-Microsoft = Unbiased
Carl Pohlad is a taco-snotter! Long live the Royals! Long live Allard Baird! Long live Tony Muser! We will build our team around Roberto Hernandez, and you will be contracted like Chuck Knoblauch's batting average! HAHAHAHA!
See me, only me, the underboss of this holocaust, truly yours, Frank White!
I wish my husband was President. Then I could be put in charge of an important government health care commision that I have no clue about too, as long as I support the president's ideology: state control first--freedom (I hate that word!) second.
A new employee was just finishing his first month's stint at a logging camp in Canada, where there were no women for hundreds of miles. He finally couldn't take it anymore and nervously asked the boss what the men did to relieve the pressure.
"After dark, try the hole in the barrel behind the shithouse," suggested the boss. "The other men swear by it."
The young logger dubiously tried it out and had the experience of his life. "That barrel is fantastic!" he said to the boss later. "I'm going to use it every night!"
"Every night except Wednesday," the boss replied.
"Why not Wednesday?"
The boss said, "That's your night in the barrel."
In conclusion, all Canadian men are fags.
One Dozen Roses: us$35.
One Diamond Ring: us$949.99.
Tapping your cock on her lips while ejaculating: Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy. But the love of American women isn't one of them.
Your pathetic attempt at FP has failed. Please commit suicide at your earliest convenience, you dirty useless kike Palestinian cur of a user.
I believe it was DJ Assault who once remarked, "There's some hoes in this house. There's some hoes in this house. There's some hoes in this house. There's some hoes in this house." And there is, my fellow Slashdotters. There is.
His "wife" Kim is in fact guitar legend Kim Thayil of Soundgarden.
Last post of the day. Stay strong, sisters.
The funny thing is, if a bunch of us people actually started calling the FBI and making anonymous tips that open source software development was being funded by groups with links to Al Qaeda, they might actually believe it. If Microsoft got in on the act, there could be a serious investigation. This is, after all, the company that wants to illegalize the sale of blank hard drives.
That'd be a fitting revenge on Taco and the other Slashgoats.
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Name: Gina
Age: 19
Body: 34 - 24 - 32
Home: Dallas
School: U.T.D.
Likes: Being a nasty girl
Dislikes: College jocks
Hottest Sex: Losing my anal virginity
Fantasy: To have my tight little ass Texas ass pumped deep by some guy whose cock will rip me in half.
If you think Orwell was wrong that technology can be used as a tool of oppression, consider Slashdot's new restriction. Members with a karma below a certain value can only post twice a day. I feel the cold blade of censorship upon my massive cock.
Football is for bitches. I'm special assistant to Allard Baird, General Manager of the Kansas City Royals. I was also MVP of the 1980 American League Championship Series. I think I know my sports better than some Taco-snotter.
There is only one heterosexual baseball team in Missouri, and it is the Kansas City Royals. The St. Louis Hard-anals are a bunch of faggots devoted to licking the acne off Mark McGwire's steroid-inflated dick.
Jackoff Buck Naked, or Jack Buck, as he was professionally known, was best known for catch phrases such as 1998's "Excuse me while I stand and dip my balls in Tony LaRussa's mouth" and 1988's "I don't believe what I just crammed in my ass!" The only legacy he leaves behind is his son Joe, the official cocksucker of Tim McCarver.
Speaking of the XXX sex between Buck and McCarver, don't forget to see the high-octane thriller XXX starring Vin Diesel. Hey look, there's the XXX blimp they couldn't shut up about during the All-Star Game!
As for Darryl Kile, the homosexual St. Louis media have suppressed the truth about his death. In fact, he was a known Taco-snotter, and frequently paid J.D. Drew to join in his disgusting rituals. (Drew will do anything for money.) His veins were widened from all the semen he ingested to the point that his heart stopped.
The most important task facing us now is preventing these two debauchers from being cryogenically frozen by the son of Ted Williams and subsequently cloned to corrupt future generations.
Finally, someone on Slashdot who's not afraid to speak the truth!
Then how do you explain this?
2002-07-10 20:31:57 O.J. Found Not Guilty (articles,usa)(rejected)
I wouldn't chalk it up to the usual Slashdot incompetence. If you read the obituary, it mentions that Kan's anus had been viciously ravaged, and that every CD he owned by The Who was missing. These clues suggest involvement by Slashdot editor CmdrTaco. Don't expect to see this posted on Slashdot anytime soon.
You have been trolled. You have lost. Have a nice day.
I will be driving town the Pennsylvania Turnpike this coming Saturday and Sunday. Thank you for the warning. I shall have to keep an eye out for this goatraper of which you speak. I also look forward to penetrating anally some of Pennsylvania's Amish beauties.
Excellent troll, my good man! I shall now reward you with several hundred of my finest virgins to pleasure your genitals and anus with their mouths.
Your clever reference to the conflicts within the Arizona Diamondbacks' clubhouse was wasted on the Slashdot geeks. You and I are the only intelligent baseball fans in this community. Well, unless you count Ken "JonKatz" Caminiti.
The question is whether Lucas's digital effects can really achieve the effect of Natalie Portman's tender young anus stuffed full of Sith cock.
That's the title of Episode 3!
You haven't been here long enough. Being big and successful is the same as being evil. Duh.
At last my time is come!
I, the great Frank White, shall soon be manager of the Kansas City Royals!
Soon victory will flow through the veins of Kansas City baseball fans like blood from the anuses of Robert Malda and Jeffrey Bates!
In Gran Mountain lies the entrance to "Garloz".