How could you make such a flagrantly offensive suggestion?! If I were an employee of Jack-In-The-Box, I'd sue your ass for libel, and rightfully so! It's unconscionable that people can even joke about such things.
Besides, he was obviously talking about White Castle.
Well, the Lyrics Guy has failed to respond, and since I am Slashdot's designated liason with the African-American community, I will oblige.
DECEMBER 1963 (OH WHAT A NIGHT) - The Four Seasons (featuring Frankie Valli) - transcribed by Randy Goldberg
Oh, what a night, late December back in '63 What a very special time for me As I remember what a night!
Oh what a night, You know I didn't even know her name But I was never gonna be the same What a lady, what a night!
Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room And I, as I recall it ended much too soon
Oh what a night, Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me She was everything I dreamed she'd be Sweet surrender, what a night!
I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder Straining my head around and taking my body under
(Oh what a night!)
Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room And I, as I recall it ended much too soon
Oh what a night! Doo dit doo dit dit doo dit doo dit dit
Oh what a night, Why'd it take so long to see the light? Seemed so wrong, but now it seems so right What a lady, what a night!
I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder Straining my head around and taking my body under
(Oh what a night!)
I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder Straining my head around and taking my body under Oh what a night! Doo dit doo dit dit doo dit doo dit dit
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5 years ago, on March 9, 1997, one of the greatest entertainers of our time was cut down in the prime of his life. Let us remember the positive contributions he made to the black community:
Them niggas ride dicks Frank White push the sticks On a Lexus LX four-and-a-half Bulletproof glass tints if I want some ass
5 years ago, on March 9, 1997, one of the greatest entertainers of our time was cut down in the prime of his life. Let us remember the positive contributions he made to the black community:
Them niggas ride dicks Frank White push the sticks On a Lexus LX four-and-a-half Bulletproof glass tints if I want some ass
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Just last night, Jean Grey and Susan Richards shared my load. I guess I shot a little more on Jean's face than on Sue's, but Sue licked it off, so all was well.
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How could you make such a flagrantly offensive suggestion?! If I were an employee of Jack-In-The-Box, I'd sue your ass for libel, and rightfully so! It's unconscionable that people can even joke about such things.
Besides, he was obviously talking about White Castle.
I wish I could be a faggot like you.
I regret to inform you that you, sir, are a raging homosexual.
I can give you an advance hint on the hardcore action Natalie Portman gets into in Episode II.
YHBT. YHL. HAND.
I'd like to know what Ralph Jewhater Nader has to say about all of this.
I'm the hardest nigga on Slashdot. Y'all faggot ass trolls ain't shit.
You are all my bitches.
Well, the Lyrics Guy has failed to respond, and since I am Slashdot's designated liason with the African-American community, I will oblige.
DECEMBER 1963 (OH WHAT A NIGHT)
- The Four Seasons (featuring Frankie Valli)
- transcribed by Randy Goldberg
Oh, what a night, late December back in '63
What a very special time for me
As I remember what a night!
Oh what a night,
You know I didn't even know her name
But I was never gonna be the same
What a lady, what a night!
Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
And I, as I recall it ended much too soon
Oh what a night,
Hypnotizing, mesmerizing me
She was everything I dreamed she'd be
Sweet surrender, what a night!
I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder
Straining my head around and taking my body under
(Oh what a night!)
Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked in the room
And I, as I recall it ended much too soon
Oh what a night! Doo dit doo dit dit doo dit doo dit dit
Oh what a night,
Why'd it take so long to see the light?
Seemed so wrong, but now it seems so right
What a lady, what a night!
I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder
Straining my head around and taking my body under
(Oh what a night!)
I felt a rush like a rolling bolt of thunder
Straining my head around and taking my body under
Oh what a night! Doo dit doo dit dit doo dit doo dit dit
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Now let's all raise a toast
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Correct your grammar: Hitler should of won WWII.
LBJ was known to his Mexican whores as "El BJ".
A moment of silence please.
A moment of silence please.
This Anonymous Coward's acquisition of the first post is the nation's greatest tragedy since September 11th.
You have returned. Today is the greatest day for Slashdot since the Columbine massacre on April 20, 1999.
.... to my COCK!
I regret to announce that you, sir, are a raging homosexual.
May I recommend the Linux operating system? (It's a new DOS program.)
Excellent FP, my fellow Slashdotter! I commend you, and pledge one of my concubines to you in tribute.
In the only true web browser, on the only true operating system, that was indeed a page-widening post.
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When I'm reading this site
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This upsets me the most
This upsets me the most
Cuz it makes all the pages hard to read
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You'll raise your threshold to zero and email Taco real soon!
Now let's all raise a toast
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Just last night, Jean Grey and Susan Richards shared my load. I guess I shot a little more on Jean's face than on Sue's, but Sue licked it off, so all was well.
Sadly, your (or is that you're?) atrocious grammar is also covered by the First Amendment. I'm moving to Iraq.
I, Ralph Jewhater Nader, agree with you, because I am a stupid asshole who trolls inconsistently.
No wait, that's someone else.