Allright, lets just get it out of the way with these mandatory TV/Movie quotes that everyone will be saying =):
Quote 1: "You will be assimilated!"
Quote 2: "The matrix has you."
There are probably some that I am missing but I forgot them, conveniently... =)
I mean, does someone actually think is some sort of smart idea? How many americans actually support the RIAA? Is it just the money-makers that have a say to the laws?
.. looking at the stars and the sun to figure out where you are? I think we are getting too dependant on electronics telling us everything. *cough* slashdot *cough* =)
"Noah! Both of those DB9 connectors are Female, you have to go back and get another one!"
"Aw, come on! Can't you just use a gender changer?"
"You know I don't work like that."
I used to work at a small-town computer store and I had a bunch of customers that would come in with some minor problem, and "oh can you clear my history too?"
Lo and behold, porn links, very strange S&M and things that a normal looking guy like that should *not* be looking at!
Sometimes they would ask for a reformat, and I would look at their stuff just for heck of it;) Man there is some very nasty, disturbed people out there!
I think it will be interesting to see the types of creatures that we find in the deepest depths of the ocean.. Maybe we might even get some pictures of the elusive Giant Squid!
So would Bacteria that had better information kill out the other bacteria with lame information?
Sounds like a primitive form of Slashdot ratings!!
What got ME hooked into origami...
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What got me hooked was the dude in Bladerunner.. I thought it was so cool how he would be so quiet and create these little origami masterpieces to taunt harrison ford's character! That's when I started to learn origami and now I place little dragons, unicorns, peacocks, etc.. all around my university in inconspicous and sometimes conspicous places! =) It's fun, you should do it too!
soldier: AAAAGGH! My ARM HAS BEEN BLOWN OFF!!!
robot: Your ARM HAS BEEN BLOWN OFF?
soldier: YES!!!
robot: What kind of arm is it??
soldier: OH MY GOD THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE!
robot: Yippee! Your GOD THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE?
soldier: WHAT??!!! MY ARM!! MY ARM!!!
robot: Where did you get your ARM?
soldier: IT'S BEEN BLOWN OFF YOU STUPID PIECE OF SH*T!
robot: Is it still BLOWN OFF me STUPID PIECE OF SH*T anymore? soldier faints from loss of blood
soldier: uhhnnn...
robot: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Don't give in to corporate greed!! I NEVER buy anything from Sony or any of the brand names, let alone electronics! (translation: I'm broke) And if *you* do, you are just giving in to their commercialistic capatilist desires!(translation: If I had the money, I would too, and I hate you for having the money.) Such an absurdity! Children are starving in our *own* countries, let alone the third world! (translation: Man, I'm starving! I think I'll go eat a big mac now)
=)
Also on the list for the FBI, is unlocked doors. FBI agents will be going from home to home, trying to open doors without a key. You are advised to lock your doors, because if your door is unlocked, they will come in and arrest you for being a terrorist.
It's because dummies like you keep responding to them! Stop encouraging them!!! They have no way of making you money, or giving you a horse-sized penis.
Slashdot Mirror
Allright, lets just get it out of the way with these mandatory TV/Movie quotes that everyone will be saying =):
Quote 1: "You will be assimilated!"
Quote 2: "The matrix has you."
There are probably some that I am missing but I forgot them, conveniently... =)
I mean, does someone actually think is some sort of smart idea? How many americans actually support the RIAA? Is it just the money-makers that have a say to the laws?
.. looking at the stars and the sun to figure out where you are? I think we are getting too dependant on electronics telling us everything. *cough* slashdot *cough* =)
"I choose YOU Roomba-bot!"
Yuck. I feel dirty for the association.
The fools! I don't need a modification on my car to cook food on it!
"Noah! Both of those DB9 connectors are Female, you have to go back and get another one!"
"Aw, come on! Can't you just use a gender changer?"
"You know I don't work like that."
Deus Ex Machina eh?
I used to work at a small-town computer store and I had a bunch of customers that would come in with some minor problem, and "oh can you clear my history too?" ;) Man there is some very nasty, disturbed people out there!
Lo and behold, porn links, very strange S&M and things that a normal looking guy like that should *not* be looking at!
Sometimes they would ask for a reformat, and I would look at their stuff just for heck of it
The programmers who work for the RIAA should feel ashamed! They are turning their backs on their own commmunity! ;)
I think it will be interesting to see the types of creatures that we find in the deepest depths of the ocean.. Maybe we might even get some pictures of the elusive Giant Squid!
aw shit. I spoke too soon.. (only got half the movie!)
I might actually get the movie before it gets slashdotted.
why not just go one step furthur and get a barcode on your neck? that way all the companies can track you and beam "personalized" ads into your ear?
So would Bacteria that had better information kill out the other bacteria with lame information?
Sounds like a primitive form of Slashdot ratings!!
What got me hooked was the dude in Bladerunner.. I thought it was so cool how he would be so quiet and create these little origami masterpieces to taunt harrison ford's character! That's when I started to learn origami and now I place little dragons, unicorns, peacocks, etc.. all around my university in inconspicous and sometimes conspicous places! =) It's fun, you should do it too!
Esperanto!
soldier: AAAAGGH! My ARM HAS BEEN BLOWN OFF!!!
robot: Your ARM HAS BEEN BLOWN OFF?
soldier: YES!!!
robot: What kind of arm is it??
soldier: OH MY GOD THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE!
robot: Yippee! Your GOD THE PAIN IS UNBEARABLE?
soldier: WHAT??!!! MY ARM!! MY ARM!!!
robot: Where did you get your ARM?
soldier: IT'S BEEN BLOWN OFF YOU STUPID PIECE OF SH*T!
robot: Is it still BLOWN OFF me STUPID PIECE OF SH*T anymore?
soldier faints from loss of blood
soldier: uhhnnn...
robot: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
How about modding a radio into a monitor?!
Rubik might sue Nintendo for using "Gamecube" ;)
Why not just make them yourself? I think that a homemade soldered electronic item would be a lot cooler than some other dinky little thing.. =)
We all know that kiwis can't fly!
I'm sure she just has a Gland problem. It's not Ariane's fault she's that heavy.
;)
hrm.. maybe I should read the post.
Don't give in to corporate greed!! I NEVER buy anything from Sony or any of the brand names, let alone electronics! (translation: I'm broke)
And if *you* do, you are just giving in to their commercialistic capatilist desires!(translation: If I had the money, I would too, and I hate you for having the money.)
Such an absurdity! Children are starving in our *own* countries, let alone the third world! (translation: Man, I'm starving! I think I'll go eat a big mac now)
=)
Also on the list for the FBI, is unlocked doors. FBI agents will be going from home to home, trying to open doors without a key. You are advised to lock your doors, because if your door is unlocked, they will come in and arrest you for being a terrorist.
It's because dummies like you keep responding to them! Stop encouraging them!!! They have no way of making you money, or giving you a horse-sized penis.
Captain Kirk or Captain Archer? And what do you think of T'Pol?