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The Washington Post has a story about the proliferation of extra fees tacked on to just about every product or service under the sun. A couple of good insights make it worth the read.

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  1. Vancouver Airport by EkiM+in+De · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I had a conference in Vancouver in October. When I flew into Vancouver's airport I found out, much to my surprise, that I would have to pay 15 Canadian dollars just to leave the place (this fee not being included in my ticket). The airport authority called it an "Airport Improvement Tax". My only thought was, "I don't care what this airport looks like, I'm only going to be here a couple of hours".

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    1. Re:Vancouver Airport by dattaway · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sounds like an offer you can't refuse. But I would offer to stay and help improve things myself. I'm sure they would like for me to stick around and add a grass roots feel to the place.

    2. Re:Vancouver Airport by muzzmac · · Score: 2

      I paid my airport improvement tax in Calgary.
      I can't wait to see the airport improvements next time I go back!

      Seriously though in most other nations they just put this tax in the price of the ticket. That way you never get hit up for the cash. Clever huh?

    3. Re:Vancouver Airport by fishmonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

      When departing bali you have to pay 100,000 rupees in cash (about $20 Aus last time I was there) - I had to stop over there for 4 hours on the way to europe and back and had to pay both times... catches a lot of people off guard

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    4. Re:Vancouver Airport by Jugalator · · Score: 2

      "When departing bali you have to pay 100,000 rupees in cash"

      That is, if you're able to depart Bali still alive.

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    5. Re:Vancouver Airport by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 5, Informative

      This is a good reason why I drive down to my Dad's place in Seattle (I live in Vancouver), park my car at his house, and fly out of Seatac.

      The good ol' Canadian Govt (swindlers 'r' us), are also charging an additiona $20-25 in "security fees" each way as well. Not to say that any of it goes to airports to improve security. Nope, it all goes into general revenue in Ottawa.

      One local carrier had a "fly for $1" day to illustrate how insane the fees were. The ticket cost $1, with all of the extra fees, levies, etc added on, the final cost of the ticket was nearly $100.

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    6. Re:Vancouver Airport by Nexus+Seven · · Score: 2, Funny

      This happened to me in Montreal. I always wondered what would happen if I refused to pay.

      With a bit of luck, you'd be deported and have your return journey paid too.

    7. Re:Vancouver Airport by Angry+Toad · · Score: 2

      Just for reference, the Airport Improvement Fee is essentially a toll fee that goes towards the cost of the new terminal (just completed within the past couple of years).

      Not that I expect them to remove the fee once the terminal is paid off - that's the real catch in these kinds of fees. The system gets used to the cash influx and comes to regard it as some kind of inherent right, rather than as a temporary measure (kind of like income tax was?).

    8. Re:Vancouver Airport by rseuhs · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wonder if they sell "I survived Bali" T-shirts on Bali...

    9. Re:Vancouver Airport by sunhou · · Score: 2

      In China they hit you with the "airport construction fee" when you try to leave. I believe it is 90 yuan (about US$11) for departing international flights, at least from Beijing and Shanghai. You've gotta go to the counter and pay the fee and get your little slip of paper, otherwise you don't get through the checkpoint to get to the gates. And you better not lose that little slip of paper, otherwise you go pay for another one.

      I believe there is also a smaller fee for domestic flights within China, but it's been a few years so I forget how much that one was.

    10. Re:Vancouver Airport by DansnBear · · Score: 1

      I was amazed by this when I was leaving China. I flew out from Wuhan to Hong Kong twords the end of my trip and I didn't have the mony to leave the airport or board the plane. Good thing I was visiting my sister (international englissh teacher) and she was not so far away. I had to have her come to the airport and bring me money. I even missed my flight and had to get a later one incuring even more charges. They get you coming and going though.

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    11. Re:Vancouver Airport by ch-chuck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or you can steadfastly refuse to pay the fee and end up like this guy.

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    12. Re:Vancouver Airport by NickDngr · · Score: 1

      I would have to pay 15 Canadian dollars just to leave the place...

      So, what is that, about twenty-five cents American?

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    13. Re:Vancouver Airport by MvdB · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As much as I despise fees and levies, there's another aspect of the Airport Improvement Fee.
      If for some reason you can't make your flight (e.g. cancel your ticket) you don't have to pay the fee. Compare this to places where an airport tax/fee/levy is included in the price. Try getting the money back from the government on this one if you decide not to fly. You will probably conclude it's not worth the trouble.

      Mark

    14. Re:Vancouver Airport by endoboy · · Score: 1

      That would work just fine...

      the only trouble is that you would also acquire the status of persona-non-grata, which would effectively bar you from ever going to Canada again...

    15. Re:Vancouver Airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but a $100 Canadian is about $2 American, so it isn't quite so bad...

    16. Re:Vancouver Airport by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 2

      Stuck in an airport.... In France....

      Sounds like he's in hell to me...

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    17. Re:Vancouver Airport by universalis · · Score: 1

      Just to prove the "Improvement Tax" at many Canadian airports is just for general revenue, I recently flew out of Montreal Mirabel airport and was charged the $15 fee, despite the fact that Mirabel airport is being closed to passenger traffic at the end of the year!

    18. Re:Vancouver Airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess you don't care about the other "hidden fees" associated with your solution:

      3 hours travel time to drive down from YVR to SEA

      250km worth of gas, & other vehicle costs (insurance, wear & tear, etc)

      Maybe those are offset by the sheer joy of driving through the Seattle metropolitan area with its crappy traffic and poorly maintained roadways?

    19. Re:Vancouver Airport by Rob+Parkhill · · Score: 2

      A lot of airports charge this now. Vancouver just happens to collect it before you get to security, where most just tack it on to the cost of your flight.

      The worst in Canada is Pearson Airport in Toronto. Most airports charge you only for flights departing that airport. Toronto charges for flights arriving, flights departing, and flights -connecting- at their airport. It adds up to a few $billion extra every year, and I doubt they are spending it all on airport improvements...

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    20. Re:Vancouver Airport by peg0cjs · · Score: 1

      Stuck in an airport.... In France....

      Last time I checked Vancouver was in Canada.

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    21. Re:Vancouver Airport by netsharc · · Score: 2

      Actually, that's "rupiahs" (not important anyway), yeah Rp. 100,000 is about US $11, and that's official airport tax.. somehow I can't blame them for charging that, they need that money to survive.

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    22. Re:Vancouver Airport by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      Uh, I need money to survive, too. Is it more important that they have my money than I do?

      Any taxes or departure fees should be built-in to the prices of the tickets. Anything else is ripe for corruption in a worst case and just plain annoying in a best case.

    23. Re:Vancouver Airport by styrotech · · Score: 2

      You're correct, but irrelevant. Charles de Gaulle airport is in Paris which is in France.

    24. Re:Vancouver Airport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what's the down side?

  2. Yeah... by darkov · · Score: 4, Funny

    the proliferation of extra fees tacked on to just about every product or service under the sun

    ...like Slashdot.

    1. Re:Yeah... by Woodrose · · Score: 0

      Funny thing is, I don't mind the ads on Slashdot. Most other places perhaps, but not the dot. Why?

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  3. Per Transaction Fees Suck... by KagatoLNX · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My boss gets lots of complaints because we pass the 3% credit card charge on directly. Like somehow people who pay with cash or check should subsidize the credit industry.

    I hate that sort of thing. It first really hit me when I got an unexpected $1 fee for using an ATM. Not the fee from the ATM's owner--a fee from MY OWN BANK for not using a preferred ATM network! After that I just came unglued (switched banks too).

    In the end, I think it's all just part of the game. Most people are so jaded about "the value of service" anymore that the only way to sell something is with the lowest price. A lot of these fees serve no other function than to allow the price to represent the real value of whatever it is you're paying for. No longer do we live in an age where many aspects of the transaction are rolled into an "overhead account". Everything seems to be billed in excruciating detail!

    While it largely makes sense, I long for the days when bills were simpler.

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    1. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by MyHair · · Score: 5, Interesting

      My boss gets lots of complaints because we pass the 3% credit card charge on directly. Like somehow people who pay with cash or check should subsidize the credit industry.

      But doesn't handling cash and checks cost money, too? Armored cars and local security to guard the cash, and someone gets paid to take the checks to the bank. I don't know if it compares to credit card fees, but don't discount the cost of cash and checks.

    2. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Rubbersoul · · Score: 4, Interesting

      But doesn't handling cash and checks cost money, too?

      Yes, but the difference is that with cc transactions the company you are buying from gets a bill from the credit card processing company for using the service, a fee that the company would not have had with a paper transaction.

      With paper money the cost is internal to the business so it does not get added on extra. If they just raised the price of every item a few dollars that would 'punish' those that want to pay with cash.

      What it comes down to is you have to pay the workers to cover the cash register anyway, but you don't have to pay the charges to use a cc processing company.

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    3. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My boss gets lots of complaints because we pass the 3% credit card charge on directly. Like somehow people who pay with cash or check should subsidize the credit industry.

      If they don't like the extra 3%, then the ought to pay using a debit card. If they normally buy things with money that they don't have, then they should be used to being ass-raped by the credit-card companies.

    4. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But wouldn't it be better, from a PR point of view, to raise the price of everything (just a little) covering the cost of cc transactions.

      Hiding the costs will have your customers feeling more satisfied (and thus likely to return) and your boss wont waste his/her time fielding complaints.

    5. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 3, Informative


      If they don't like the extra 3%, then the ought to pay using a debit card.


      If they like federal fraud protection and some remote resemblence of accountability from the financial institution they should avoid debit cards like the plauge.

      There is always two sides to any issue. I use my credit card like a debit card, simply because I don't like being liable for a several thousand dollar piece of plastic.

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    6. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Galvatron · · Score: 5, Informative
      If they don't like the extra 3%, then the ought to pay using a debit card

      *chuckle* Debit cards charge a higher fee, closer to 5%, if memory serves. Many retailers would rather not accept debit cards, but at the moment, Visa and MasterCard are demanding that if a store accepts their credit cards, it must accept their debit cards, too. There is currently a class action lawsuit going on (or there was, last time I heard) to settle whether or not this is illegal bundling of services. If the retailers are victorious, debit cards will no longer be accepted at many places, and Visa and MasterCard will likely go bankrupt as well because of the massive damages that the retailers are claiming (won't affect you as a cardholder, the debtors will just take over and it'll be business as usual).

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    7. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Credit cards aren't going away. If anything, cash will. If I was your boss I'd just raise prices 3% across the board and learn to live with it instead of being an assmunch and punishing credit card consumers for using a very useful tool. I don't buy ANYTHING over $20 with cash anymore because it's a pain in the ass to get a refund or dispute a payment and track my purchases.

    8. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by DTCDAN · · Score: 1
      If they normally buy things with money that they don't have

      I take offense to you thinking that the only people who use credit cards are people that don't have the money to pay cash for their purchase. I enjoy sticking it back to the credit card companies by using them every chance I get, paying them off in full every month, and reaping boku rewards for the volume of purchases that I put through them.

    9. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by BingoBoingo · · Score: 5, Informative
      My boss gets lots of complaints because we pass the 3% credit card charge on directly. Like somehow people who pay with cash or check should subsidize the credit industry.


      Most (if not all) credit card companies have policies against charging extra for credit card transactions.
      http://usa.visa.com/personal/about_visa/contact_us .html?it=ss_/index.html#d

      From Visa's web site:

      Can merchants set a minimum purchase or charge me a fee for accepting my Visa card?

      Visa merchants are not permitted to establish minimum transaction amounts, even on sale items. They also are not permitted to charge you a fee when you want to use your Visa card.

      If you run into a problem like this with a merchant, please notify the financial institution that issued you your Visa card. These institutions have access to the appropriate Visa rules and regulations and can help you document and file your complaint. You'll find their address and/or telephone number on your Visa statement. Their telephone number may also appear on the back of the card itself.

    10. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by the-banker · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Whether you think the fee is justified or not, you should at least familiarize yourself with the facts surrounding the situation.

      There are 2 types of ATM usage, the banking jargon usually refers to "domestic" and "foreign" but that is in relation to a bank. So Bank X's card on Bank X's ATM is a 'dmestic transaction" or an "us-on-us" transaction.

      For us-on-us transactions, they are almost always free - the cost for maintaining the ATMs and the network is figured into the normal account setup.

      For us-on-them transactions, it gets messy. First, the owner of the ATM will almost always charge you a dollar or two for using their machine when you don't bank with them. That is the fee you are prompted for on the screen.

      Now, Bank X's ATMs don't have access to Bank Y's accounts. This is reasonable, Chase isn't going to give Wells-Fargo access to ttheir systems, for example. So to facilitate this, their must be a middle clearinghouse that facilitates transferring the money and providing a standard network interface. This is the Plus, Cirrus, etc network. These are independent companies, or sometimes banks. In this area, Midwest Payment Systems is dominant, owned by Fifth Third Bank, for example.

      This clearinghouse network charges the bank the card is from a fee for facilitating the transfer of money. That is why your own bank charged you a fee.

      My suggestion is to find a bank with a large ATM network if you are interested in avoiding fees. For better or worse, its the system that is there.

    11. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 2

      My boss gets lots of complaints because we pass the 3% credit card charge on directly. Like somehow people who pay with cash or check should subsidize the credit industry.

      Have you checked your merchant agreement - many do not allow tagging on a fee for CC's or requiring a minimum purchase. Some companies add the fee in the price and then offer a discount for cash.

      I'm not sure what a CC company would do if someone complained? Back-charge the 3%? Cut off the vendor if enough people complained?

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    12. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 2

      Under major credit card company rules, merchants may not add transaction fees. Your boss is breaking their rules and could be fined by them.

      Rules may have changed, but the last I checked, a merchant may, however, offer a discount from the stated price for those paying with cash.

    13. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by dmarx · · Score: 1
      My boss gets lots of complaints because we pass the 3% credit card charge on directly. Like somehow people who pay with cash or check should subsidize the credit industry.

      I thought that the CC companies revoked the right to accept cards to businesses who charge credit card fees.

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    14. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Skidge · · Score: 2

      With my debit card, I get charged $1.50 per use, like it is being used at an ATM not owned by my bank -- they consider it the same kind of transaction. So, I always hit "Credit" instead of "Debit" when I use my card. Let the retailers pick up the extra fee, not me.

    15. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by MattEvans · · Score: 3, Informative

      You've got it backwards. Debit cards (when used as debit cards and not as credit cards) charge much lower fees. There was a report on NPR's All Things Considered a few days ago, which gave numbers. On a $100 purchase, the credit card fee was a few dollars (~= 3%), while for the debit card fee was ~$0.09. The problem is that most debit cards are "branded" with Visa or MasterCard logos, and can be used as credit cards. Using a debit card as a credit card incurs credit card fees, despite the fact that the money still comes out of your checking account. When using a debit card, it's important to have it swiped as a debit card. That is, if you care about the merchant's fees.

    16. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by dnoyeb · · Score: 2

      Why the detailed explanation? Quite simply nothing is free.

      If your paying for CC but not for cash or check they are simply gouging you on the CC fees.

      Only fair fee is no fee.

    17. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by puppet10 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually I believe Debit cards charge much lower fees, but only if the retailer treats them as a debit card (requiring them to enter their PIN code).

      If the customer doesn't understand the difference and says a debit card is credit (since they look very similar) and doesnt enter their PIN than a transaction fee higher than a credit card is charged.

      I had heard that a lawsuit (not sure if its the same one you are referring to) was aimed at this particular confusion between debit and credit cards causing large fees for debit transactions because of requiring the customer to self determine the card type, which would be quite cheap if the customer had identified their card as a debit card and had entered their PIN.

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    18. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      That depends quite a bit on your jurisdiction. IIRC, most debit transactions in Canada charge the retailer a flat fee per transaction. This makes logical sense, since the debit network (Interac, up here) incurs the same overhead for a $3 transaction as a $3000 one.

      It's probably the reason why debit has made much greater inroads in Canada than the United States, and why many retailers will give you extra cash back with your purchase. It doesn't cost them any more money, and I don't have to go to an ATM.

      Charging a percentage of the transaction makes sense for Visa and Mastercard, because there nominally exists a short-term loan (an extension of credit.)

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    19. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      instead of a credit card surcharge, my gas station offers a 4% discount for using cash

    20. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by nolife · · Score: 2

      I believe it is illegal (or at least against the CC merchant agreements) to charge more when using a credit card, but it is perfectly legal and acceptable to give a cash discount on the same purchase.

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    21. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2

      That's why I've been with a Credit Union for years....

      My Debit/Credit card use is simple.

      I don't get charged for getting cash out of ANY other credit union's ATM on a multi statewide network. I don't get charged for using it as a credit or debit card. There is a limit of 6 ATM withdrawals per month before a $1 fee per withdraw. However, if I use it as a debit card at most stores when I make a purchase (I'm always out buying something anyway), I can get up to $100 cash back at the checkout on top of my purchase without incurring a withdraw fee of any type. Yes, I'll buy my groceries and get some cash money for the week all in the same transaction.

    22. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains why 5/3 Bank charges debit card users $0.50 to use the debit card feature instead of the credit card at stores. Get the money from the customer that they can't get from the C/C transaction. Bastards!

    23. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by KagatoLNX · · Score: 2

      Clarification:

      Get this, after consulting with my boss, we don't charge a 3% fee for using a VISA. Instead, we mark up everything 3% and give a DISCOUNT for cash and check payments! HA! Don't know if this would matter, as the law has provisions for "looks like an apple, smells like an apple, tastes like and apple--it's an apple". But it certainly gives the lawyers something to talk about (plausable deniability at least: "I *THOUGHT* it was legal!" Although, IANAL).

      As for the "fees for clearinghouses"-BS, I don't pay a fee for accessing websites on another backbone? I mean, the entire checking system (MICR Routing and Account numbers) takes place with no fees. Why does a paper check not require any "other bank" fees, but somehow ATM and Credit do. I don't buy it.

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    24. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by jafuser · · Score: 2
      I often use Credit instead of Debit at the gas stations just becuase lately they've been all asking for zip codes and/or PIN numbers before you can pump. If I hit credit, no questions are asked and I can start right away...

      What's ironic is that IIRC, it costs the gas station more if I choose credit, and not only that, I also get 1.5% back if I use my PayPal card...

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    25. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, how are you sticking it to them? They get 3% of every purchace from the merchant, and since you always pay them back there is no risk to them. My dad does the same thing, but he calls it being responsible, and not sticking it to anyone. Keep it up long enough and they will get so pissed that they will give you one of those special cards with no credit limit that you can charge a house on, provided that you can pay all but 20,000 of it at the end of the month.

    26. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by coyote1 · · Score: 1

      My boss gets lots of complaints because we pass the 3% credit card charge on directly. Like somehow people who pay with cash or check should subsidize the credit industry.

      This is illegal in some jurisdictions (like California, unless you're the government!)
      See this brief explanation

      You can, however give a discount for cash.

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    27. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by ensjoeski · · Score: 1

      I have a 5/3 debit card and I've never been charged .50$ to use the debit feature on my card.

    28. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by MyHair · · Score: 2

      ... the difference is that with cc transactions the company you are buying from gets a bill from the credit card processing company for using the service, a fee that the company would not have had with a paper transaction.

      But the cc transactions don't require safes and armored cars or as much in-store security to protect the revenue. They don't require as much hands-on-money action as cash or checks do. Not all of the cost it billed by one bank, but the costs are real. The credit card companies take care of a lot of the security for you with their financial network and bill you for that. If you accepted only credit cards at a retail outlet your local security and transport security needs would diminish.

      What it comes down to is you have to pay the workers to cover the cash register anyway, but you don't have to pay the charges to use a cc processing company.

      But the workers spend as much as an hour of their shift checking out/checking in their cash drawers and accounting for their checks. The CC transactions are pretty much handled by the registers. Add in the aforementioned security measures and counterfeit and bad check problems and the cost of handling paper is not trivial. That reminds me, almost everyone who takes checks pays Verisign or a similar company to help them with avoiding check problems; more money for non-cc transactions.

      My point is that I don't think it's fair to pass on the cc fee to the consumer directly because there is a cost of some sort with any type of transaction.

      But all that said, I'm not a big fan of credit cards. They are designed to suck everyone's money and credit completely dry and do a good job of it. Quick tip: avoid any card whose bank is in Delaware. Most loose usury laws in the USA.

    29. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "boku" Are you writing English?

      Or do you mean the French beaucoup?

    30. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by indros13 · · Score: 1

      You might want to think about WHY a certain establishment asks for a minimum purchase. For example, a Mom and Pop grocer near my apartment asks for a $5 minimum purchase, which is key, because VISA takes something like $1.50 out of every purchase that is charged. So help out the little guy and use cash, so they don't have to send all their retirement money to a big corporate bank.

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    31. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      If the customer doesn't understand the difference and says a debit card is credit (since they look very similar) and doesnt enter their PIN than a transaction fee higher than a credit card is charged.

      If I use my Fleet "Total Access" card as a debit card, I get charged a fee. If i use it as a "credit card", I don't.

      The whole darn system should be federalized, IMO. Cut the fees to the bone, play fair, and kill/absorb the middlemen.

    32. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by mi · · Score: 1
      The whole darn system should be federalized, IMO.

      If you meant, what I think you meant, that's like suggesting xterm be put into kernel...

      Cut the fees to the bone, play fair, and kill/absorb the middlemen.

      What about the competition between the service providers? Is it no longer a good thing?..

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    33. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought Boku was one of them Pokemon things.

    34. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So help out the little guy and use cash

      How about I help the little guy and shop at his store? In the year 2002 there is no excuse for not accepting electronic money (a.k.a. credit cards). If the fees are too bad - renegotiate your contract with Visa/MC/AMEX. If you can't - raise prices and call it the cost of doing business.

      Or should we all have to climb through windows into stores because doors are too expensive? Thats why they call it a BUSINESS folks. Every cash-only place I know of is struggling trying to keep customers. I personally will pay an additional 20 cents for a soda to use a card, cause I hate carrying cash.

    35. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Ldir · · Score: 2
      The part of this that really chafes, however, is that ATMs were introduced with fanfare about how they cut banking costs by reducing the need for expensive human tellers. We saw this realized over the years as banks reduced their branch locations, presumably reducing employment in the process. Eventually, ATMs became more convenient and more accessible than going into a bank.

      Once ATMs became so well-accepted, banks started deciding that they were extra overhead that justify additional charges. They seem to have forgotten about the money they saved on tellers. And, now that ATM fees seem to be taken for granted, we are coming full circle. Some banks have the gaul to charge for using a human teller.

      I'm sure most banks can offer lovely rationalizations about why this is all fair and proper. Most people, myself included, don't buy it. This is reinforced by noticing that many smaller banks, whose costs should be higher than the conglomerates, actually charge lower and fewer fees for their services. To us, the mega-bank conglomerates are poster-boys for unfettered greed and a complete contempt for one's customers.

      But that's just my $0.02 worth (plus a $5.00 handling fee, an $11.50 opinion-returned-with-statement charge, a $3.00 foreign ISP charge, and a $0.50 monthly keyboard depreciation fee).

    36. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by oh · · Score: 2

      This was recently ruled illegal in Australia. There is now no restriction stoping stores from passing the surcharge onto customers.

      This hasn't changed much, but its only been a few months. Most shops will offer you a discount for cash if you are buying anythign large anyway, people are just used to it that way.

      Even under the old rules I've been charged extra for using a credit card. Small shop, will give you a good price on something, and when you negotiatte the price they will say "cash only", or "plus 3% for credit card".

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    37. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by oh · · Score: 2
      My suggestion is to find a bank with a large ATM network if you are interested in avoiding fees. For better or worse, its the system that is there.

      Other options to avoid fees. These are things you can do in Australia, so they might not work in the US or other countries.

      Choose an interstate bank. If a bank doesn't have any ATMs in your state they may not charge you for using other banks ATMs.

      Have a good look at the banks terms and conditions. I am in the process of re-financing my home loan with a different bank. Now I own a larger share of my house, I can get another bank to lend me money at a lower interest rate. some banks/institutions have special products if you earn over X dollars, or you are a "profesional" (IT ususaly counts).

      If I get their "Gold" credit card (Visa), then I won't be charged bank fees. Even if I use the card to access my savings account (press savings rather then credit on the ATM). I get an offset account (I only pay interest on the difference between the home loan and the savings account).

      Down side, the credit card comes with a limit thats just a bit higher then my current limit (like almost 4x!!!). Both myself and my wife a careful with money, so we should be alright.
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    38. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      I take offense to you thinking that the only people who use credit cards are people that don't have the money to pay cash for their purchase. I enjoy sticking it back to the credit card companies by using them every chance I get, paying them off in full every month

      I do exactly the same thing. If you can pay off the full balance of your credit card every month, then you are buying things with money that you do have and you're not paying a 20% idiot tax.

    39. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Citizen+of+Earth · · Score: 2

      Keep it up long enough and they will get so pissed that they will give you one of those special cards with no credit limit that you can charge a house on, provided that you can pay all but 20,000 of it at the end of the month.

      Actually, they will give you an ever-increasing credit limit if you are normally near to your present limit and always make at least your minimum payment. They don't want to miss the opportunity to keep you paying the maximum amount of interest forever.

    40. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Planesdragon · · Score: 2

      What about the competition between the service providers? Is it no longer a good thing?..

      No. They don't provide a service--banks do. Visa, Mastercard, et al are effectively monopolies. They should be standardized and treated like any other natural monopoly. A decade or so of government control will inject a modicum of fair use into the system.

      Why SHOULDN'T a merchant be able to pass on their fees to me?

      'sides which, weren't MC and Visa written up for being a trust a while back?

    41. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Suppafly · · Score: 2

      but at the moment, Visa and MasterCard are demanding that if a store accepts their credit cards, it must accept their debit cards, too.

      Its not a demanding thing, if you have a debit card with a visa or mc logo, the merchant's machine can't tell the difference between that and a cc. If you accept cc's then you automatically accept debit cards.

    42. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by alexburke · · Score: 2

      I help out at a local computer store, and so I know how this goes.

      The explanation is quite simple: we don't charge extra for Visa or MC purchases, but they're on "regular" prices. The prices in store and in our advertising are "cash-discounted". (Yes, the ads specify this in the fine print, and there's a notice at the register in-store to that effect as well.)

      Therefore, by spinning it such that you're not paying "more than normal" as a result of paying by CC, but just paying "less than normal" by paying cash/debit, it semi-legitimizes the practice.

      Nearly every screwdriver-shop-type computer store I know does it, and quite frankly I don't see how a CC company could punish them for so doing because of how it's spun.

    43. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      Actually as long as you pay consistently they'll increase your limit period. I've never had more than a few hundred bucks on my card but they bump my limit by thousands every 6 months or so. I guess they figure if I pay well then I'm the kind of person they WANT to have charge a car to the card.

    44. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      my bank, USAA Federal Savings Bank has no atm fees, regardless of who's atm you use, and they refund the fee that the owning bank charges! (up to a certain limit) If you meet their qualifications (current or former military, or their family), I reccomend that you check them out.

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    45. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by WhiteDragon · · Score: 1

      The cost of processing paper checks is distributed with reciprocal agreements similar to the ones that phone networks use. The only parties involved are the banks, but of course customers always have to pay fees/minimum balances, etc. Also, I think the Federal Reserve Bank is involved in this whole process, so there may be some payment there as well. I am pretty sure that the fed acts as something like a regional distribution center, but I am not sure exactly how. When you write me a check, my bank will recordit, imprint it, and send it to your bank, who takes it out of your account. There is no clearing house involved. Note that this is not always the case, as companies like Checkrite act as a clearing house and charge the vendors. With MC/Visa/etc, every transaction is cleared (ie approved or declined) and that is what the fee is.

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    46. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by mi · · Score: 1
      They don't provide a service--banks do.

      Some parts of the service are provided by banks. Some -- by the CC companies. Are you saying they don't do anything?

      Visa, Mastercard, et al are effectively monopolies.

      Ever heard of AmEx, Discover? The competition is, actually, pretty fierce...

      They should be standardized and treated like any other natural monopoly.

      Nice jump here from "effectively a monopoly" to "natural monopoly". They are neither. Leave them alone...

      A decade or so of government control will inject a modicum of fair use into the system.

      Suure... Just like it did to telephony?

      Why SHOULDN'T a merchant be able to pass on their fees to me?

      There is no law against that. However, the merchant's private contract with the CC company usually forces her/him. Not always -- seems like gas stations have (or used to have) a different contract.

      Typical contracts, BTW, do not allow a merchant to demand "minimum purchase" either, AFAIK.

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    47. Re:Per Transaction Fees Suck... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Why SHOULDN'T a merchant be able to pass on their fees to me?

      There is no law against that. However, the merchant's private contract with the CC company usually forces her/him. Not always -- seems like gas stations have (or used to have) a different contract.


      That's the rub, actually. CCs are a financial institution that hardly seems regulated, by the gov't or by a sense of fairness.

      A merchant's contract with something as ubiquitous as the CCs should be public, fair, and intelligent. Merchants SHOULD be able require minimum purchases / higher prices for CC transactions. The CC company should not be able to dictate unfair terms--there should be some middle ground between "be the CC company's bitch" and "not accept CCs."

      The service provided by CCs is banking--access either to a credit or a debit account. They should be treated as an extension of the banks they provide, and regulated as such--treated as something that needs to be regulated as closely as checks or cash.

      Private corporations have no business printing money, and they should have no business making money cards, either.

  4. hum...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Get this new 2ghz 200gb/hd 256mb/ram computer free! See deails... Price doesn't include shipping, handling, delivery fee, order fee, fat lazy ass fee, dumb ass fee, silicon surcharge, cd fee, bill gates payoff fee, electricity licence, electicity processing fee, ordering this-fee, and several other fees and licences. Total price: $5000

    1. Re:hum...... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 2, Funny

      You forgot about the $200 "rebate" when you sign your life^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H up for MSN's internet service for 2 years. :P

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    2. Re:hum...... by AskedRelic · · Score: 3, Funny

      Monitor not included!

    3. Re:hum...... by McFly69 · · Score: 2

      * Batteries not included.

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  5. Products and services are expensive under Sun inc. by thomasj · · Score: 1

    But then again, it really is under any solution provider.

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  6. Car-rental extras... by pwagland · · Score: 5, Informative
    As mentioned in the article the car-rental business is famous for it's extras. Here are the ones that they mentioned
    • extra local taxes
    • the hard-sell "collision damage waiver,"
    • the charge for an extra driver
    • the ever-popular "refueling charge" should you not fill up the tank.
    • At the San Francisco airport a $12 surcharge helps pay for the car-rental shuttle bus
    • a state-mandated $10 at Boston's Logan Airport helps fund the city's new convention center
    • last month, also in Boston, Dollar Rent a Car slapped on a $1.84 daily "peak-season" fee
    I am renting a car in the near future, where they also threw on a "Premium Station Surcharge" for picking the car up from the airport instead of a local station. That comes to around 20USD. Plus, often, you have limited kilometres, so you had better count on adding on a few dollars if you go too far....
    1. Re:Car-rental extras... by moop · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It wasn't until I read the article and began to think about it. But there are so many cases, and not even in the industries mentioned in the article. The two examples that came to mind was first McDonald's were if heaven forbid you can't have a 20piece McNugget with 2 sauces they get you for a dime a piece for a extra sauce. And at the local university, if you want just a cup for water its a dime, unless your purchasing something. Its kind of amazing if you stop to look around and see how many places have little addon prices.

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    2. Re:Car-rental extras... by mikeboone · · Score: 2

      I rented a car a few years ago in San Diego. We had to bring it back 'full'. This was the first car I had ever driven where the fuel gauge needle dropped quickly right after you filled the tank. On the other hand, my truck's needle stays above full for about 40 miles. This one was significantly below F less than 20 miles from where I filled up.

      The rental company took it upon themselves to charge me for 2 gallons at $3.99 a gallon! They slipped it by me too, since we were in a hurry for our flight.

      Fortunately a later complaint got the charges removed, but they probably slip it by lots of people. Makes me wonder if they special-ordered the car with the gauges set that way.

    3. Re:Car-rental extras... by SaturnTim · · Score: 2

      The local burger king has started doing this. 1 sauce is free, each additional is $0.25

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    4. Re:Car-rental extras... by ameoba · · Score: 2

      It reminds me of the AR world in Pat Cadigan's Tea from an Empty Cup (essentially a VR MMORPG), where every time you turn arround to do anything, the system pops up mentioning something about aditional charges, and billable time. At first it seemed a little extreme, but the more I look around, the more I realize just how much like real life it actually is.

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    5. Re:Car-rental extras... by jafuser · · Score: 2
      And at the local university, if you want just a cup for water its a dime, unless your purchasing something.
      I'd gladly pay the f*cking dime at restaurants and drive-throughs if they'd give me a LARGE cup for water! Lately, I just ask for two waters instead of one.. It probably even costs them more for two small cups than one large cup. It's quite a joke sometimes too... I don't recall where, but I remember getting water in a dixie-cup sized cup somewhere...
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    6. Re:Car-rental extras... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Car rentals fees are insane. For 2-3 weeks of car rental, it would probably be cheaper to buy a used clunker, drive it as needed, then sell it to some 16 year old for 50 bucks when I leave.

    7. Re:Car-rental extras... by bluGill · · Score: 2

      I'd love to give you a big glass of water. However I have caught (kids mostly) people ordering a glass of water, and then taking it elsewhere (bathroom?) and dumping it, coming back 2 minutes latter for thier free refill of soda. So now I give water in those little cups, which look nothing like our soda cups. We know not to give refills on those, even the normal idiots who will work fast food.

    8. Re:Car-rental extras... by jafuser · · Score: 1

      Well, for someone going through the drive through, this hardly seems like an issue of national security... =)

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  7. Sounds like a case for the Advertising Lullaby... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 4, Funny
    Seeing this article reminds me SO much of George Carlin's Advertising Lullaby bit (gotta scroll down a bit for the script) :P

    Basically he says that the marketing and advertsing people pull the wool over the eyes of the consumer with friendly deals and offers that the consumers dont realize they're being, as Carlin puts it, fucked in the ass! Good stuff, LOL :)

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  8. Yes by The+Tyro · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Traveled to Houston recently. my rental car charge was DOUBLED by taxes and extra fees... to the tune of around 400$ for the week.

    I don't know what the hell they are building in Houston that justifies that level of extra tax and local fees, (airport tax, use tax, local tax, etc, etc).

    That kind of nonsense kills me... "Oh, did I mention that a few additional charges and taxes are added... that'll be DOUBLE what you thought it would be! Thanks for doing business with us!"

    Yeah, thanks... it was good for me too.

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    1. Re:Yes by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      When I worked in retail we had a particular phrase to describe this phenomenon:

      "Welcome to $BUSINESS, assume the position!"

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    2. Re:Yes by evilviper · · Score: 0, Troll

      You worked for Microsoft didn't you?

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    3. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what the hell they are building in Houston that justifies that level of extra tax and local fees, (airport tax, use tax, local tax, etc, etc). [/quote]

      hmm...let's see, the major airport is building a new terminal, more roads are being built for better access around it, those sure as hell aren't being funded by nothing. New basketball/hockey arena being built downtown, light-rail system going up downtown, major street/sewage/water line overhaul. Houston is perpetually under construction, and hell, we don't mind some outsiders pickin' up the tab, especially if they want to make use of these roads being built! BUt of course the new toll roads, well, you don't have to worry about paying for them, they pay for themselves.

      I do agree though that doubling the cost of something is a little over doing it.

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    4. Re:Yes by Guiness17 · · Score: 1

      Funny you should mention Houston.

      I was recently there, and experienced this. My favorite extra fee was one related to the county sporting authority. Like I was going to stop by a hockey arena while I was there or something.

      Wait...they probably don't have one of those anyways!

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    5. Re:Yes by The+Tyro · · Score: 2

      "I do agree though that doubling the cost of something is a little over doing it."

      Yes... quite.

      I understand that the money has to come from somewhere; nothing is free, after all. However, I wasn't aware that Houston is a large tourist mecca, so soaking the visitors seems a bit out of line. (maybe it is a tourist destination... I don't live there). Florida is famous for hotel taxes and car rental taxes, but tourism is their #2 industry (after citrus), and tourists do use services and facilities.

      The funding of large projects is always somewhat humorous to watch. Nobody wants to bear the tax burden locally (even though they have the most to gain), so the political types go to a "soak the other guy" kind of tax... it's downright xenophobic. Additionally, I don't think "sports arenas" should be built with total public funding. Major League sports generates a lot of money, and they are major beneficiaries of these publicly subsidized stadiums... I think asking them to bear a major portion of the cost is totally reasonable. This whole "we may have to move the team to another city if you don't build us a stadium" stuff is thinly-disguised extortion.

      Ok... sorry. End of rant. Still smarting from the visa bill that trip generated...

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  9. I noticed this.. by James_G · · Score: 4, Interesting
    With my bank, Washington Mutual.. It was kind of amusing. They have all these ads on the radio about their "No fee checking!". Yep, no fees on some things. Fees on absolutely everything else. I moved to a credit union shortly afterwards and haven't looked back since.

    It definitely makes you think though. I noticed all the extra taxes and fees and such on my phone bill, but like the article says, I never paid a great deal of attention to them. Now I'm going to start shopping around and see what better deals I can get.

    1. Re:I noticed this.. by DarkSkiesAhead · · Score: 2

      With my bank, Washington Mutual.. It was kind of amusing. They have all these ads on the radio about their "No fee checking!". Yep, no fees on some things. Fees on absolutely everything else.
      Not that I want to defend WM, (I have issues with them as well) but I do believe you may be unfairly criticizing them here. Could you be more specific as to what they have so unjustly charged you for?

      Their ads simply claim to offer free checking, which they do. I've had an account there for many years and never been charged for checking. Yes I have to pay for a new box of checks or extra copies of my statement. But, these are optional and they won't charge you until you request it. I find it especially amusing that you pick on the only major bank not to charge extra fees at their ATMs.

      And a bank charging for extra services is entirely different than your phone company or the rental agency adding on hidden fees and taxes that you are not able to opt out of.
    2. Re:I noticed this.. by Zapman · · Score: 2

      I can't recommend becoming a member of a credit union enough. Customer service is much better, true no fee's on checking, legaly can't charge you for the use of another banks ATM (the other bank can charge you though).

      I've gotten approved for a $20k car loan in 2 meetings: 1 for pre-approval (took 10 minutes), one to get the cashiers check (20 minutes (mostly waiting on the check to print)).

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    3. Re:I noticed this.. by cdrudge · · Score: 2
      ...legaly can't charge you for the use of another banks ATM (the other bank can charge you though).

      Do you have any more info or a source for this? My CU gives me 5 free withdrawls a month then charges me $1 per transaction at "foreign" ATMs. Debit purchases count the same as ATM, so it's easy to go over the limit. Thankfully visa checking doesn't. :)
    4. Re:I noticed this.. by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 2

      The sad thing, being a WM customer myself, is that they really are one of the best of the bunch. Compared with Wells Fargo or US Bank, for instance, they're effin' saints.

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    5. Re:I noticed this.. by Zapman · · Score: 2

      My source is my SO who works at my credit union. Her statement was "You really think we would not charge for it [atm charges] if we could?"

      I do recall getting a charge for pulling out cash too many times in a month however... so maybe that's what the law states. I assume if you dig into the banking acts that deal with credit unions, you'll find it.

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    6. Re:I noticed this.. by Reziac · · Score: 2

      I've had the same bank account since 1984. It started with a podunk local S&L, which at the time was new and desperate for customers -- no fees of any sort, promised to stay that way forever. About 3 years later they started charging $8/mo. for checking accounts. I was Politely Indignant to the branch manager, and was told it was just tough, that's how it was -- but funny thing, my account was never charged a monthly fee again.

      They got eaten by a large bank. Now EVERYONE is being charged fees for everything imaginable, but at the time all the banks were doing this, and there was nowhere one could turn for relief. (What people who recommend credit unions forget, is that usually they're chartered to a specific customer base, such as "all federal employees" or "all members of a trade union". So not just anyone can use them.)

      Several years later this evil bank got eaten by Wash.Mutual, and ALL the fees went away. You did have to ask for fee termination, tho, because otherwise you stayed in the old customer base which was still fee-structured. Anyway, since then the only bank fee I've ever been charged was $5 when a deposited check bounced due to NSF. (Compare to $20 for most banks.) And when I got my home mortgage thru WM, I was able to go the "low docs" route (no need to prove monthly income, only assets) and didn't get charged about half the typical lending fees.

      Advantage to WM? Customer loyalty. I don't bother bank-shopping, because the deal I'm getting can't be beat. I looked to them first for a mortgage, and got a quick, easy, and rationally-priced package; in return they get my money for the next 30 years. They win, because they didn't nickel and dime me at the teller window or anywhere else.

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  10. Fuck banks by Fastball · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I have been nickled-and-dimed with a diminuation of service by my bank, a bank we call Bank One, for too long now. They charge me $3 for "teller assistance" when I deposit a check. Then, my deposits aren't posted to my account sometimes until three or four days have passed. Like many other banks, they try to "order" my withdrawals and deposits in such a way as to attempt to charge me for overdrafts. And I typically keep a balance in my checking account at or above $500. Fucking absurd.

    I've had it with Bank One. My next paycheck is going into a new checking account with a new bank that isn't going to hold me upside down and shake me for loose change.

    1. Re:Fuck banks by Kenshiro · · Score: 1

      > My next paycheck is going into a new checking
      >account with a new bank that isn't going to hold me
      >upside down and shake me for loose change.

      Say, if you find one, let us know :-)

    2. Re:Fuck banks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Then, my deposits aren't posted to my account sometimes until three or four days have passed

      They don't give you a dated deposit slip? If I was being charged to talk to a teller I would practically demand they sign absolute liability in blood...

    3. Re:Fuck banks by Spunk · · Score: 3, Informative

      Like many other banks, they try to "order" my withdrawals and deposits in such a way as to attempt to charge me for overdrafts.

      Jesus. I've seen my bank do the opposite - reorder so I didn't overdraft. Did I say bank? I meant Credit Union, which AFAICT is the only way to not be fucked in the ass. I left Fleet due to their add-on fees.

    4. Re:Fuck banks by Fastball · · Score: 4, Informative
      I get a dated deposit slip. But the deposit is not actually posted to my account (balance reflects the deposit, can withdraw against it) for three or four days. Like I said, this is a common practice among banks, especially those trying to lure college kids (of which I am not). They delay posting deposits, and post withdrawals in an order that maximizes overdraft fees.

      For example, you have $100 in your checking account. You deposit $500 on Monday. On Tuesday you write checks for $25 and $80. On Wednesday you write a check for $100. When you check your balance on Friday, you see that the $100 check is posted first, and depending on fees your bank levies against you, they hit you for a $25 overdraft fee. Then the $25 and $80 checks are posted: two more $25 overdraft charges. Then your deposit is posted on Wednesday or Thursday. So you expect your balance on Friday to be $395. Bzzt! Your bank has you for $320.

      Again, I keep a balance above $500, mainly because of this bullshit practice. Yet, it galls me that I have to wait three days for a deposit to be posted when my bank charges me $3 for teller assistance. That's worse than any $2.50 ATM charge (which I never pay) in my book.

    5. Re:Fuck banks by flonker · · Score: 2

      I never banked with Bank One, but First Chicago (which was one of the banks merged into Bank One) screwed me out of $400 or so the very same way. I withdrew $20 from an ATM, twice, to get two $10 bills. I got charged $25 for an overdraft for both withdrawls, as a check I had deposited hadn't yet cleared. Then there was a flurry of check writing for this and that. Some large checks, and some small checks. $3.50 or $5.00 or whatever. Somehow, two weeks later, I had to borrow $50 from my mother in addition to my next paycheck, just to close the account, DESPITE them agreeing to drop one of the $25 fees from my ATM overdraft, and that it wasn't fair.

      I now bank with LaSalle. They're pretty good. I'm very happy with them.

    6. Re:Fuck banks by mikeboone · · Score: 2

      Credit Unions are great. The only downside with mine is that it's out-of-state, which means you can't find an ATM that won't charge you (instead I do a $100 cash withdrawal on your debit card at Wal-mart after buying a couple bucks worth of stuff).

      I kept them, even after moving out of their state, because they're such an improvement on any bank.

    7. Re:Fuck banks by cprincipe · · Score: 2

      You might want to hunt the net for the possibility of a class action suit regarding this. A few years ago I received notice of a class action settlement against NationsBank for exactly the same practice. If I hadn't thrown out my bank statements I would have been eligible for a refund of my overdraft fees.

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    8. Re:Fuck banks by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      I consulted for Bank One for about a year at one time. My only advice is to run away as quickly as possible! Any company that wastes money on the scale that they do doesn't deserve to be in business. I was on a team with 7 other consultants, and for 10 months out of the year I was there, we had literally nothing to do. They were paying consultant rates for us to surf the web.

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    9. Re:Fuck banks by Croatian+Sensation · · Score: 2, Informative

      Take a look at the First Internet Bank of Indiana (www.firstib.com). I've been with them for over a year and have paid about 2 dollars in service fees.

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    10. Re:Fuck banks by alcmena · · Score: 2

      If they're near you, 5th /3rd Bank is really good. I've been with them for over 10 years and am still happy.

    11. Re:Fuck banks by Anitra · · Score: 1

      Hear hear! Credit unions are the best. Instead of using any of the fuck-me-over banks that are so common to Massachusetts, I still use my credit union from upstate NY. Even though I occasionally get charged to use an ATM (by the bank owning the ATM), that's the only fee I see. My paycheck gets directly deposited, but even when it wasn't, the credit union provided postage-paid envelopes for me to mail it in. Did I mention I also get "owner's dividends" each year because I have a savings account (and I used to have a CD)?

      I do occasionally run into trouble because all my checks are drawn on an out-of-state bank, but not often. It's certainly worth that minor inconvenience.

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    12. Re:Fuck banks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if my recollection is correct, i saw a print article about a year or 2 ago that detailed all the fees that various banks charged and FLEET was top of the heap. meaning they charged the most fees. think it might have been consumer reports.

      right now, i use wells fargo. free checking and havent incurred _any_ fees as far as i can tell. course i only do pretty basic transactions, and try to do it all thru a wells fargo ATM when possible (withdrawals as well as deposits). but i think that they only have wells fargos in the west/midwest.

      brett

    13. Re:Fuck banks by machine+of+god · · Score: 1

      Hah. One day a few years ago I got three overdraft notices in one day. Nevermind that I had 5k in my savings account. Seems they charged me 30 bucks one day, and then since that 30 put me over, they charged me another 30, and then since that put me over, they charged me another 30. It stopped at the weekend and on monday I got all three letters. I can only imagine what would have happened had I been on vacation. How nice. Firstmerit. So far 5/3 has been great for me, though.

    14. Re:Fuck banks by Blackknight · · Score: 0

      Check out Ascencia Bank. They're the best bank I've ever had, no ATM fees for using ANY atm, your first 50 checks are free, and with direct deposit I've never had a problem. There's also no stupid fees for anything.

    15. Re:Fuck banks by bleckywelcky · · Score: 2


      Holy Batman! How did you get that job, and where can I go to get it? They must have fired you because I can't imagine anyone quiting that sort of job :). You could sit on the computer the whole day and trade stocks, run your own online business, or something - like getting double salary. That would be awesome!

    16. Re:Fuck banks by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 2

      I truly agree. I used a handful of banks and inevitably got treated badly. I got the distinct feeling that they were insulted that I would actually physically show up at their branch and want to deposit some money. The straw that broke the camel's back was their repeatedly sending letters to the extent "there has been a slight slip up with your account, if you'll just sign this form we'll fix it," attached to forms to take my free checking account and transform it into an account with a monthly fee.

      So I switched to a credit union. The change in attitude was refreshing. I always feel welcome. The only "No Surcharge, even if you're out of state with a bank we hate" ATMs in the city are run by the various credit unions. The staff I interact with aren't the "twenty-something ditz who I'll never see again", they're older and have experience. I respect that.

      I'm happy with my credit union (CUNA Credit Union, south-central Wisconsin), and a number of my friends are happy with theirs (UW Credit Union, Wisconsin). We all agree that while our credit unions aren't perfect, they are vastly superior to the various banks in the area.

      I'm sure there are scummy credit unions, but if you're having bad experiences with banks, check out some nearby credit unions. (Credit unions have various requirements before you can become a member, something to do with their legal status as a credit union. Fortunately most have a "if you live or work within X miles of any of our branches, you qualify." Thus, you don't need to be a student or staff member of the University of Wisconsin to join the UW Credit Union.)

    17. Re:Fuck banks by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      It was only a 1 year contract. At the end of the year, they finally decided it probably wasn't such a good idea to have so many consultants taking up space. I suppose you could check their corporate web site and see if they are hiring. The office I worked in was in Columbus, OH. Big, sprawling office too.

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    18. Re:Fuck banks by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      I get a dated deposit slip. But the deposit is not actually posted to my account (balance reflects the deposit, can withdraw against it) for three or four days.

      I suspect other people here will probably bash Wells Fargo, but I've had pretty good luck with them. I drop my paychecks into ATMs; the money is almost always available the next day if it's deposited early enough. When I last used direct deposit, the money was available the same day (usually by 7 AM). AFAIK, there's no charge for dealing with the tellers, though I do nearly everything through ATMs and their website. (Last time I deposited a check at the counter was when an ATM ate my card...took eight days for a replacement to arrive in the mail since they had nobody who could just open the ATM and fish my card out. Having no card was painful, as I use it for nearly everything and try to carry no more than $20 in cash.)

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    19. Re:Fuck banks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Why aren't these bankers in jail?

      If I put money in an ATM for my bank, and they hold the money, the atm will not let me withdraw the money at all until it does 'clear'. The one time my chequing account was over-drawn my bank transfered enough to cover the over-draft from one of my savings accounts - no charge.

      Time to change banks if they pull stunts like ordering transactions to make over-drafts. That would be plain fraud in many parts of the world.

    20. Re:Fuck banks by MikeVx · · Score: 1
      Credit Unions are great. The only downside with mine is that it's out-of-state, which means you can't find an ATM that won't charge you (instead I do a $100 cash withdrawal on your debit card at Wal-mart after buying a couple bucks worth of stuff).
      My credit union is also out-of-state to me, but they have one office I can reach, and one other thing that is helpful.

      Ask your credit union if they are part of the Co-op Network, or you can check it at the site. In my area, every credit union ATM I have checked out in the last few months is affiliated, plus some (the web site will tell you wich) take deposits for other members, though this usually imposes a five-day hold regardless of your CUs usual policy. I don't get charged extra (too many in a month and I get hit, network notwithstanding) for withdrawals from Co-op Network ATMs. I have six of the things in a one-mile range from my house, two of which take deposits for me.
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    21. Re:Fuck banks by jchristopher · · Score: 1
      Since you asked, check out E*Trade bank. If you keep a minimum balance, ($5,000), they don't charge any fees at all. They pay interest. You get free online bill pay, and free checks when you run out. They have live humans that answer the phone.

      And get this - they reimburse you for ATM Fees charged by other banks. Few weeks ago, I went out of town and used a Bank of America ATM. On my statement, I had (-$1.50), and right above it, a deposit (+1.50) for the same amount.

  11. Re:Body of article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    offtopic! wtf? how is this offtopic? goddam mods

  12. Re:Yeah...but... by whiteranger99x · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The difference between the examples in the article and Slashdot (assuming you're referring to the subscription system) is that with Slashdot, you either pay to get rid of ads while reading, or you dont. Plain and simple.

    With other fees (car rentals fees, atm fees, airplane ticket fees), if you wanna use these services and opt out of these *cough*bullshit*cough* fees, you are SHIT OUT OF LUCK! :(

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  13. be careful out there - it's a dark world by lingqi · · Score: 5, Informative

    Rented a Chevy cavalier for two days from LaGuadia (LGA), it was like 78/day with the insane taxes (yeah, really, for a cavalier - but I *had* to, so alright, I will part the 155 dollars).

    When I returned it, they charged me 110 dollar *per*day* of "under age fee" because I am under 25. AND they taxed the fscking fee (at the same 17-18% rate which I have no idea where comes from)! is that funny, eh? considering in CA AVIS charges like 10-15 dollars for the same underage deal, I can just smell "bullshit."

    If I didn't check the reciept, they'd probabbly just let it slip (I think if you don't file a complaint right away or some such, you waive your rights after a certain time). Eventually it got sorted out and such, but still it took a several phone calls, placed on hold, explanations, transfered, re-explanations, the whole works.

    Point is, be careful out there, guys (and gals) - companies will rape you when they have the chance, so check your bills and add things up. And yeah - renting from AVIS in LGA is not a good idea.

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    1. Re:be careful out there - it's a dark world by Kenshiro · · Score: 1

      When I turned 25, I celebrated by renting a car for
      a week and driving from richmond, VA, to the north
      shore, MN. It was delightful! And cheap :)

    2. Re:be careful out there - it's a dark world by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      What gets me about these age based fees is that Oct 1, you're 24 and charged 50 bucks. Oct. 2, you're 25 and suddenly a much better driver?!?!?

    3. Re:be careful out there - it's a dark world by EricWright · · Score: 1

      Like that has anything to do with anything?!? It's not like you become a more responsible member of society and know not to drink and drive the day you turn 21. Like everything else, someone set a useless, arbitrary limit, and we're all stuck living with it.

    4. Re:be careful out there - it's a dark world by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2

      You mean like 21 as the legal drinking age, even though you are old enough to DIE FOR YOUR COUNTRY by joining the military at 18!!

      Never made sense to me. At 18, a soldier has a responsibility for properly handling a couple loaded weapons that can cause many casualties.

      One is a loaded rifle.
      The other is said soldier, loaded on booze, with car keys nearby.

      Both have a safety mechanism that can be put in place before use.

      One's on the rifle.
      The other is turning in your car keys to a friend before you start. For that matter, turn them into the CQ or duty sergeat and pick them up in the morning.

    5. Re:be careful out there - it's a dark world by imadork · · Score: 2
      When I returned it, they charged me 110 dollar *per*day* of "under age fee" because I am under 25.

      Yup, that's the State of New York all right. In NYS it's legal to discriminate based on age in this circumstances, since 18 to 25 year olds cause more accidents. They can do this even if said 18-25 year old has a clean driving record and insurance history!

      Of course, I happen to know it's bullshit, becuase when I was under 25, I rented a few cars on the company dime on business trips and that extra charge was never there. But just try and rent a car on your own! Even Rent-a-Wreck was pulling this crap!

      The solution: rent from National. They never pulled this bullshit on me. I rented from National a few times while I was under 25, and never had any surcharge. (IIRC, I think their surcharges are for 18-20. Which still sucks, but sucks less, I suppose.)

      All these rentals were in Upstate NY, though. If you are going to go to NYC, I recommend taking a cab. You don't want to drive there if you don't have to, anyway.

    6. Re:be careful out there - it's a dark world by lingqi · · Score: 1

      FYI:

      back when they had the drafts (vietnam, etc) people bitched about the drinking and dying for your country argument and they lowered the limits to 18 (voting, drinking, etc). later everything went back to 21, but the voting age stayed at 18. I hear, though, that if you are in the military on assignment, you can drink while on the base. =)

      will some military personnel confirm this?

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  14. Best jokes on that page-Ground crew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry but the best jokes on that page were at the bottom. :)
    Excerpt follows...

    P stands for the problem the pilots entered in the log.
    S stands for the corrective action taken by the mechanics.

    P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
    S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

    P: Test flight OK, except autoland very rough.
    S: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.

    P: Something loose in cockpit.
    S: Something tightened in cockpit.

    P: Dead bugs on windshield.
    S: Live bugs on back order.

    Wanna read the rest? Just Click here

  15. New definition of 'free market' by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 2

    As coined by large companies:

    Free Market: "The freedom to convince the consumer you offer the lowest prices by aggressive advertisement based on misleading emotional impulses and the freedom to compensate the low, listed, prices by post-charging costumers for things that really should be included in the fees charged up-front."

    Or, in plain english, lying about the real price of things.

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  16. The way things are going... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Parents are going to start charging their children "Being Born Fees"

    1. Re:The way things are going... by mccalli · · Score: 4, Funny
      Parents are going to start charging their children "Being Born Fees"

      As a new parent, I can tell you that the babies already charge a ton of those to me... :-)

      Cheers,
      Ian

    2. Re:The way things are going... by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2

      You're a good parent if you can say you don't mind those fees.... :)

  17. UK seems a little better. by exitzero · · Score: 2, Informative

    Here in the UK things are a little better particularly with banking. How does this sound: No monthly charges, no charges for use of Cards (in the UK at least) Interest on current account balences (upto about 3%). The UK has regulators who generally try to keep these things in check. Airlines are generally just as bad, although some of the newer buget carriers quote you the price all taxes included.

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    1. Re:UK seems a little better. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 3, Interesting

      you seem to be living in a different UK than me. I attempted to pay my BT bill at HSBC (THEIR FUCKING BANK!) and was told I'd need to pay a £5 fee for paying my bill; I attempted to pay my MBNA bill at the Royal Bank of Scotland (THEIR FUCKING BANK!) in CASH and was informed that I'd need to pay a £20 fee and that the payment "could take up to four days" to be registered on my account; I attempted to pay another credit card account £500 in cash over the counter at a nationwide branch only to be refused because "we don't have the facilities to deal with large amounts of cash at this branch". What?? A bank that can't deal with money? Fuck them all, I now bank with smile - and they haven't tried to fuck me over YET.

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    2. Re:UK seems a little better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use direct debit or internet banking then if you don't like sending a cheque in the post to pay your bills. Most people, I suspect, don't use cash these days for bill payments.

      I have a NatWest bank account (not the best of banks, but ok) and internet banking. Once I've gotten a recipient registered, I just pick how much I want to pay to them and on what date. The money clears through slightly quicker than cheques.

      Perhaps though there's some reason why you deal in cash, and don't like to touch your current account ;).

    3. Re:UK seems a little better. by panurge · · Score: 4, Funny

      HSBC=Hong Kong and Shanghai banking corporation. As they say in Hong Kong, Ka-ching! That will teach round eyed foreign devil to use Chinese bank.

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    4. Re:UK seems a little better. by avsed · · Score: 1

      Why is this moderated +2?!? Yes, HSBC is Hong Kong and Shanghai Banking Corp., but it's an British (London) bank through and through -it's about as anglo saxon as they come, with huge profit margins, listings in London (which is where their head office is!) and New York - and they're so filthy rich, they recently bought up a huge load of domestic US debt.
      The renaming exercise they went through a few years ago (from Midland bank) was done to make them appear to be a global player. Guess what? It worked!
      Just so I'm not too off-topic - don't believe the hype that the UK is much better than the US (just because we have so-called watchdogs) - spend six months checking *all* your bills (utility, mobile, bank statements etc.) and I guarantee you'll find at least one error in their favour. That said, I've never been shafted by any entity as much as I was by my treatment at the hands of Wells Fargo bank in California. You want an account? Have a fee. You want to access your money? Fee. Check balance? Fee. Transfer money from the UK? Fees both ends. Not only that, when I signed up, the branch manager tried to convince me she'd "waive the cost" of me depositing my opening cheque - guess, what, there should *not* have been any cost, she was misrepresenting her bank's policies to appear to be better value than others!
      Dan

    5. Re:UK seems a little better. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, I don't believe your story. I've never been charged for paying any bill in any bank. Although, I wouldn't object to being charged at a bank which has no connection to me or the payee.

      Either way, why don't you use your own bank to pay your bills?

    6. Re:UK seems a little better. by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      what, by Direct Debit you mean? It's down to bad experience - BT, Cellnet and my local council have all taken excess money from my account via DD in the past so I'm just not going to give these fuckers direct access to my funds anymore. I've also incurred a lovely late fee from my credit card company TWICE when sending cheques to pay my account. When you pay over the counter you get a stamped, dated RECEIPT. If you don't believe that banks try and charge a bill-paying fee just try it yourself. I no longer have any dealings with BT, but the HSBXC incident was less than a year ago so I'm sue that the policy is still the same.

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    7. Re:UK seems a little better. by panurge · · Score: 1
      Well, partly I guess someone found it funny.

      But if you look, although it is true about 45% of HSBC's assets are in Europe, more of its _profit_ in the last FY came from Hong Kong alone than all of Europe. I couldn't resist making the joke - based on the fact that Li Ka-ching is supposed to have a finger in so many pies that he profits on every financial transaction in Hong Kong, and that this thread is precisely about creaming off.

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  18. Reasons for surcharges by Zorgoth · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While I am as tired of being nickled and dimed to death as the next person, this simply is not going to go away. The basic charge for a service does not necessarily reflect what the final charge to the customer will be. It almost never will, there are too many extras, options, and case by case variations (especially in the service industry). Sales tax is tacked on to every purchase in the US. You always have to remember that 8.25% (in Houston) will be added for state and city tax. But here in Germany the "rough" equivalent, VAT, is added before the price sticker is placed on. While that is more convenient to the customer, unless you have been paying attention, you never know how much is tax. The problem is not the extra charges, the problem is transparency and when "options" are mandatory.

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    1. Re:Reasons for surcharges by Fat+Casper · · Score: 5, Funny
      Sales tax is tacked on to every purchase in the US.

      *Cough* I live in New Hampshire, you insensitive clod!

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    2. Re:Reasons for surcharges by self+assembled+struc · · Score: 4, Funny

      yeah, so instead you pay ludascrisly high property taxes. even if you rent. the amount of the rent goes up when the house costs more to own.

      plus. you live in new hampshire. 'nuff said.

    3. Re:Reasons for surcharges by Phroggy · · Score: 2

      *Cough* I live in New Hampshire, you insensitive clod!

      Thank god there are still a couple states that don't have sales tax. I'm an Oregonian myself.

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    4. Re:Reasons for surcharges by Fat+Casper · · Score: 2
      yeah, so instead you pay ludascrisly high property taxes.

      Property taxes are how towns raise money. Income and sales taxes are generally just the states. NH taxes as little as it can. Wow- all that and I can spell ludicrous. Not bad.

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  19. Re:Body of article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Karma whoring doesn't always pay, except when it does.

  20. Should I care about the f*cking business model? by WhaDaYaKnow · · Score: 3

    Dana Chase, director of acquisition and retention in Sprint's consumer long-distance marketing division, said its property tax surcharge "reflected the cost of our business that we needed to recover." Chase added: "We felt it was better for the customer to add a special line item than adding it into the permanent rate."

    Yeah, and I feel that it would be better if you could itemize your entire business model on my bill. I mean WTF? Do I really need to know how they run their business? No; I really don't give a rat's ass.

    Oh, but that would mean you would have to raise the price that we agreed to in our contract, doesn't it. The same contract that is 500 pages long, all worded in _your_ favor, but you couldn't find one single section that allowed you to increase the rate that was agreed upon. And now you decided that your business 'needed to recover' some cost so you just 'added a special line'.

    I know I'm on a long rant here, but let me say this: I'm getting SICK AND TIRED of these f*cking companies that make me agree to pages and pages of agreements and yet there is no credibility on their side. What's wrong with people? It's like no-one is willing to stand behind their product. If they screw up I am turning out to be the person to pay for it. Damn that pisses me off.

    Anyways, I'd like to thank /. For giving me the opportunity to vent from time to time. ;)

    1. Re:Should I care about the f*cking business model? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My phone company, one that is billions into debt, sends me a 7-page bill every month. You'd think it has every number I dialled, right? Wrong! It states all sorts of reasons for having a high number at the bottom, just about everything imaginable EXCEPT numbers dialled.

      Similarly, they just changed from a pay-after-use to a pay in advance scheme. It has made me switch from a pay at once to a pay when the reminder comes in (again 7 pages...) scheme, so they are not really winning all that much...

    2. Re:Should I care about the f*cking business model? by jafuser · · Score: 2

      Do they itemize the cost of paper and additional postage?

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    3. Re:Should I care about the f*cking business model? by Reziac · · Score: 2

      While back I had a dispute with Edison over my power bill. They said they'd undercharged me due to an estimated bill, and were now making that up. It started off as $25. (Which I didn't owe, because ALL my bills have always been "actual read" not estimated. Something got entered wrong on their end, apparently.) Somehow by the end of the 30 page bill, it had grown to $50, and for the life of me I can't find where that comes from. After much arguing with 'em on the phone, they sent me another bill -- another 30 pages (I kid you not) and no more informative than the first.

      Much arguing and protesting got nowhere; in the end I had to pay it or get my power shut off.

      Point being, their billing history is so obfuscated that it's not possible for an ordinary mortal to untangle it. IMO this is much akin to all the cute little "fees" that tend to creep into phone bills, in that it's partly designed to prevent you from knowing what you're really paying.

      BTW did you know that phone companies can inflate some fees (I forget which ones) beyond what they actually have to pay the Feds? Frex, if a federal fee is $1, the phone company can legally charge you $5 and pocket the difference.

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  21. Cable Companies by evilviper · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The local Cable co has been running an ad over and over for the past couple years that criticizes satelite companies for tacking on extra fees... One example is the extra monthly charge for a second reciever. Of course, they don't mind being blatanly hypocritical.

    Their new Digital Cable package sounded a lot cheaper, but adding in the little extra charges that they include, I was paying even more per-month... I canceled on the spot.

    Most people may not notice, but I notice, and I reject it on principal alone, not to mention that going with the seemingly more expensive options usually save you money in the end.

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    1. Re:Cable Companies by LostCluster · · Score: 2

      Cable companies have been spreading a lot of half-truths about how their digital service compares to the DBS companies. For example, they say DBS charges an extra fee on top of their base package to get local channels. However, on cable those local channels aren't free, they're just included in the higher-priced base package. So on DBS, you have the option to decline the local stations if you don't need them (in many cases, you can get them fine over the air yourself, why pay for something you can already get?) but on cable you have to buy them.

    2. Re:Cable Companies by ameoba · · Score: 2

      The local cable company here (long the worst cable system I know of) made it even worse lately; if you want anything other than minimum basic cable you MUST get the digital reciever (of course, as soon as they started running digital on the system, analog cable reception went down the tube). To make matters worse, their system is crap, and many digital channels approach unwatchable, with all the glitching & heavy digital compression artifacting.

      One particularly annoying example of the shittiness of the service is that ANY time a screen remains mostly white for any length of time over about 10s (ie Red Bull commercials), their encoder goes into some sort of feedback loop and the overflow washes out the audio track, resulting in static on the audio track.

      I'm a big fan of computing and whatnot, but as far as digital communication (TV, Music, Telephones...) I've never seen anything but a decrease in quality and an increase in profits for the company shoving it down my throat.

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    3. Re:Cable Companies by evilviper · · Score: 2

      In reality, if they were to broadcast digital signals with the same quality as their analog signals, the digital is far better. If you want same good digital TV, get a mini satelite (Dish or DirecTV).

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  22. the biggest hidden fee by funkmastermike · · Score: 0

    taxes!

  23. Oh, the fees you'll pay! by BitGeek · · Score: 2, Flamebait


    The one that really gets me is a %5 tax on my phone bill to pay for WW2! WW2 has been over forever, but that tax put there to pay for it still is being collected.

    Or the %20 in federal taxes added to airline tickets (one of which is the insulting 9/11 fee- a tragedy that wouldn't have occurred if the feds hadn't stopped pilots from carrying guns to prevent hijackings, and taken over airport security, ensuring poor security.)

    Then there's the %50 fee on gas, that you never see because its built into the price- but is all tax. A brilliant deception because people all over hate oil companies for charging so much for gas, even though they aren't!

    And in my state liquor is market up about %50, of course since the state owns all the stores where you can buy it, you never see this add on fee- its built into the price.

    And lets not forget cigarettes-- a %50 markup in my state as well. But you don't see this fee because its built into the price. Another hidden tax. And people hate tobacco companies, hmm, noticing a trend.

    Now the scum are starting to propose "vice" fees on fattening foots, so we can expect to pay an extra %50 for the privilege of buying a big mac that big momma government doesn't want you to eat?

    Never mind the fees that you have to pay before you even get the money that you use to pay fees with!

    The %15 taken out for social security-- you'll never see that money again.

    The hidden income taxes that your employer "pays" but that you really are the one paying-- for instance unemployment insurance. (Let me buy it privately- I know I'll get a better deal! When they charge you four times as much as the service costs, how much of it is really taxes?)

    Not to mention workers comp. I'm a programmer. Why do I have to pay workers comp-- again, let me keep my own damn money and I'll buy my own insurance and get a much better deal!

    (And if you think its not your own money, the employer pays for it, you might be a liberal. This is an absurd distinction- every employer counts all these taxes in the total cost of employing you and so you must be worth more than that to the employer for them to hire you-- that is you have to earn all the money, plus their profit, to make it worth while to hire you. If they didn't have to pay so many fees, you would get more cash, because you'd still earn the same amount of profit for them that you do now.)

    Even if you only make $36k a year- the average salary- you're paying half your income in taxes- and that's just direct. The things you buy, would be %30 or more cheaper if there wasn't a federal income tax, etc. (And the value of the services you get from the government? Less than %10 of what you pay in taxes-- thats how much you're being ripped off.)

    AS they say, if you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

    So I don't mind companies adding fees- if I don't like them, I can always refuse to do business with them, they need them anyway to cover the ever increasing tax burden they are being saddled with-- and that tax burden you don't get to opt out of if you don't like it.

    At least let us invest our own social security money if we choose to-- there's no acceptable reason not to, unless it really is just a fund for the congress to raid whenever they want a raise.

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    1. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't get to base hundreds of thousands of military personnel all over the world, run huge fleets of battleships, develop missile defense shields, fight wars for oil, basically maintain a US lifestyle for FREE. It has to be paid for and you are paying for it. Go on, blame welfare - see if I care.

    2. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by g4dget · · Score: 3, Insightful
      [...] Then there's the %50 fee on gas, that you never see because its built into the price- but is all tax [...]

      You seem to have a problem with taxes that are included in the prices. I absolutely don't. I don't care what fraction of my gas money goes to the government when I buy gas; I care about that only when I go to the election box (and then, I think that gas taxes are actually too low).

      And the value of the services you get from the government? Less than %10 of what you pay in taxes-- thats how much you're being ripped off.

      Yes, and do you know where most discretionary spending is going? It's going into the defense budget. Those supposedly fiscally conservative Republicans are outdoing themselves in spending money. I agree I'm being ripped off by this, but what can I do?

      At least let us invest our own social security money if we choose to-- there's no acceptable reason not to, unless it really is just a fund for the congress to raid whenever they want a raise.

      Social security is not a retirement plan, it's a fall-back. It doesn't make sense for you to invest it yourself.

    3. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and do you know where most discretionary spending is going? It's going into the defense budget. Those supposedly fiscally conservative Republicans are outdoing themselves in spending money. I agree I'm being ripped off by this, but what can I do?

      That almost puts a friendly face on it. After all, how can you go wrong with defense? But then you realize the defense contractors have morphed with the defense department. I think Rumsfeld is/was CEO of a major defense contractor. Not saying Rumsfeld is a bad guy, but the potential for abuse of such a arrangement is there nontheless.

      Sometimes I wonder how much of our government is actually functioning as intended. Rather than have a specific department performing tasks, it just has a bunch of people sitting around and plotting complex ways of routing funds back to themselves in a way that looks productive.

      Did I mention agricorp lobbiests and executives run the Department of Agriculture? I fail to understand how people like that are expected to make any sort of decision that might damage their own industries. It's just blatent and open conflict of interest. How can they get anything of value done? Is this some sort of dreamland fictional government we've got here? After a couple decades of following a strict philosophy of putting kids in candy stores, (but they're not really candy stores, but the vital organs of our nation's body), we wonder why the economy and such aren't operating as smoothly as we would like.

      It's like Willie-Wonka's chocolate factory mutated into a creature that believes it can function well enough to support a large and complex society. I hope we're all around to laugh about this stuff one of these days.

    4. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by jonatha · · Score: 1

      (And if you think its not your own money, the employer pays for it, you might be a liberal. This is an absurd distinction- every employer counts all these taxes in the total cost of employing you and so you must be worth more than that to the employer for them to hire you-- that is you have to earn all the money, plus their profit, to make it worth while to hire you. If they didn't have to pay so many fees, you would get more cash, because you'd still earn the same amount of profit for them that you do now.)

      If you think that, you might be a dumbshit.

      If they didn't have to pay the state that money, they'd damn sure do their level best to keep it all for themselves...

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    5. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      >Social security is not a retirement plan, it's a fall-back. It doesn't make sense for you to invest it yourself.Social security is not a retirement plan, it's a fall-back. It doesn't make sense for you to invest it yourself.

      Social security is a scam. Nothing more, nothing less. If you pay into it for 45 years and die on your 65th birthday, the government gets to keep every cent. If you had invested the money yourself, at least your kids would gain the benefits of all your years of work.

      Does anyone in their 20s right now really think they are going to get any money out of social security? The whole system is set up for failure. It cannot possibly continue to pay out until the time we retire without sucking the life out of the whole economy. It's time to get rid of the whole thing. Stop collecting from us, and only pay out what people have actually paid in.

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    6. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
      Social security is not a retirement plan, it's a fall-back. It doesn't make sense for you to invest it yourself.

      It may have started that way, but tell that to the millions of Americans who's only source of retirement IS Social Security.

    7. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by Cognitive+Dissident · · Score: 1

      Are you a UK resident? There were loans issued to the UK by the US as part of 'lend-lease' that are STILL being paid off! Last I heard, they will finally pay off those loans in 2004. Then in the late 2030s the various islans that we got 99 year 'leases' on will start returing to the UK. I wonder if those 'returns' will actually happen or if some new deal with be worked out?

    8. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by CaptainCap · · Score: 1

      And if I die two seconds after my first contribution at age 20, then
      my children will receive survivor benefits until they are 18, or 21 if
      they go to college. If you had invested the money yourself for those
      two seconds, or even for a few years, what would your kids have?
      They'd be in the gutter.

      If you bought life insurance? Yeah, "if." And if they didn't, that
      just tough for the kids, right?
      (And what young couple increases their life insurance benefits - which really means
      increasing their life insurance payments - the moment that a child is conceived?)

      You can't beat that kind of social security, so you ignored it. Your
      argument is crap when you ignore the reality of giving families a
      lifeline to survival.

      The argument about failure? If the opponents spent one second
      working from facts instead of ideology, it would have a better chance.

    9. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by nickclarke · · Score: 1

      Then there's the %50 fee on gas, that you never see because its built into the price- but is all tax. A brilliant deception because people all over hate oil companies for charging so much for gas, even though they aren't!

      Fuel is still dirt cheap in the US though - over here in the UK we pay over £0.70 (around $1) per litre for petrol, most of which goes to the government, with the retailer (petrol station) getting around £0.03 /litre, and the oil company getting around £0.25, I think.

    10. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by fahrvergnugen · · Score: 2
      (And if you think its not your own money, the employer pays for it, you might be a liberal. This is an absurd distinction- every employer counts all these taxes in the total cost of employing you and so you must be worth more than that to the employer for them to hire you-- that is you have to earn all the money, plus their profit, to make it worth while to hire you. If they didn't have to pay so many fees, you would get more cash, because you'd still earn the same amount of profit for them that you do now.)

      You're delusional. Fact is that any employer would just take that theoretical difference and pocket it, leaving you with the same salary as before, only without unemployment insurance or workman's comp to cover you when the shit hits the fan. You'd be left buying your own insurance on the same salary, facing the choice between losing a significant chunk of your income or doing without insurance for inevitable hard times. In fact, I could see companies viewing employees who buy workman's comp. or unemployment insurance as disloyal, since they wouldn't trust their employer to take care of them.

      The government may be inefficient, and it may be corrupt, but in the end it pays out reliably and consistently. That's more than any for-profit venture would do if given the chance to take over the potential market for either insurance.

      Even if you only make $36k a year- the average salary- you're paying half your income in taxes- and that's just direct. The things you buy, would be %30 or more cheaper if there wasn't a federal income tax, etc. (And the value of the services you get from the government? Less than %10 of what you pay in taxes-- thats how much you're being ripped off.)

      AS they say, if you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

      The outrage one should feel is that while the average American citizen gets only a 10% return on the near 50% of our income we pay into the system, the wealthiest members of our society see massive returns on the relatively tiny share of their money that they pay into the system. Corporate welfare kickbacks, polluter's tax credits, offshore shelters, and all the other tricks in the book used to stimulate the economy through trickle-down voodoo economics mean that those lowest on the social totem pole see the lowest return on their buck, while the CEO's of the world see a heavy return on their taxes.

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    11. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you think that, you might be a dumbshit.

      If they didn't have to pay the state that money, they'd damn sure do their level best to keep it all for themselves...

      Yes, I most certainly would. But, then considering that I am my own employee, the money comes from the same pot. One just has to love self-employment tax.

      There is an argument to be made that the employer would try to keep the money for themselves, but the money must actually come from somewhere. Whether the employer would make more profit, give the employees more money, charge less for goods and services, etc, well that's what up for debate. A lot of people, especially the tax and spend sort, seem to think that employers are the nasty boogey-men that sit around trying to suck up all available resources and keep them for themselves. But the reality is that employers are just people like the rest of us and have to live in a real world with real concerns, like the rest of us. This attitude may be somewhat influenced by the fact that I am my own employer and hence infected by the nastiness that all employers necessarily have!

      So, trying to think rationally, your employer would try damn hard to keep that money for himself. How exactly does that differentiate the money from any other money that he pays you? It doesn't. It is absurd to actually make a distinction between that 7.5% and your entire salary, as the employer doesn't. What exactly makes one cost of employing you different than another? Do you seriously think that your employer really cares about how the cost of having you is broken down? No they don't. The fact is that you provide a benefit that is either worth the cost or it isn't and the 7.5% tax on having you is just factored into the mix. Without it, maybe you would be paid more, maybe your employer would hire more people, etc.

    12. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Just buy life insurance. I don't have kids and I pay a hell of a lot of social security. Frankly, I don't care. If I had children then I would buy life insurance, but I do not see exactly why I should pay for something that I do not get.

      Maybe many young couples do not increase their life insurance benefits when a child is conceived, but again that is their problem. Not mine. I do not have children and I don't want to pay for yours. You had 'em, you should pay for your life insurance. Oh wait, I forgot: I'm not acting just like everyone else so why shouldn't I just pay for their services.

      The social security system, like and more than all insurance schemes is a scam. If you can afford to suffer the consequences then you will generally do better by not being insured. I'm reminded of the hard-sell that I was given in CompUSA when I bought a laptop for my work. They were quite excited about it, and asked me ``what if something happens to the laptop?'' So, I told them that my company would buy me a new one. He wasn't convinced, but obviously I didn't buy the insurance.

      The problem with his argument and yours is that insurance only makes sense if the thing that you are insuring against is going to cause such great and unexpected losses that you will suffer greatly. You never buy insurance to play the odds, because you will lose in almost every case. You buy insurance because you cannot afford to eat the losses at any one point.

      A way to think about this would be, would you buy insurance against getting a cold and missing a day of consulting? No? Why not? You might buy insurance against getting very sick and being unable to work for an extended period, but not specifically against one day.

    13. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's going into the defense budget.
      Um, check out the tax forms. Defense spending on the part of the government is actually pretty small. The chunks that are large are social security and paying interest on the debt. So, in short, paying for old people and paying for the mistakes that the old people made before they got old. Great. Those two items eat up something around a third of the federal government's expenditures.

      For a reference of federal government spending just look on page 2 of the 1040a instructions. You'll note that SS+Medical+other retirement problems eats up 36% of fed spending. Quite big, eh?

    14. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're delusional. Fact is that any employer would just take that theoretical difference and pocket it, leaving you with the same salary as before, only without unemployment insurance or workman's comp to cover you when the shit hits the fan.
      Yeah, I agree. That's right before he shows up at your house and bites the head of your first-born. We must keep the employer contribution of SS so that my first kid gets to keep his head. Power to the People!! Screw the Employers!!

      In reality, an employer considers this tax to be part of the cost of hiring someone and factors it in when they consider what offer to make you. If it didn't exist, then the employer would be able to offer you a better compensation package and if you didn't get the 7.5% extra, then it would only be because you are not a good negotiator.

    15. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by EllisDees · · Score: 2

      > And if I die two seconds after my first contribution at age 20, then my children will receive survivor benefits until they are 18, or 21 if they go to college.

      So which is more likely, dying at 20 or dying at 65? Besides, you have to contribute for a certain number of years and the amount you get is based on the average of your highest-paid years of employment. Most 20 year olds haven't exactly made the big bucks.

      >If you had invested the money yourself for those
      two seconds, or even for a few years, what would your kids have? They'd be in the gutter.

      They'll be in the gutter if they have to rely on the pittance they'd get from SS too.

      >If you bought life insurance? Yeah, "if." And if they didn't, that just tough for the kids, right?

      It shouldn't be the government's job to protect stupid people from themselves.

      >(And what young couple increases their life insurance benefits - which really means increasing their life insurance payments - the moment that a child is conceived?)

      Insurance is dirt cheap for a person in their 20s. If you can't afford $10 a month to pay for life insurance, you aren't going to get much social security. Not to mention that if the person didn't *have* to pay 7% into SS, he'd have it to spend on insurance...

      >You can't beat that kind of social security, so you ignored it. Your argument is crap when you ignore the reality of giving families a lifeline to survival.

      Right. Even retired people are not supposed to try and live on social security alone. It is a supplement at best.

      >The argument about failure? If the opponents spent one second working from facts instead of ideology, it would have a better chance.

      Right now, the SS 'trust fund' (HA! As if there is just a big lump of money sitting somewhere) is predicted to be gone in 2038. Care to guess what year I'm eligible to retire?

      Social Security shouldn't even exist.

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    16. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Right now, the SS 'trust fund' (HA! As if there is just a big lump of money sitting somewhere) is predicted to be gone in 2038.
      Same as the end of the UNIX epoch. How ironic.
    17. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by CaptainCap · · Score: 1

      "Maybe many young couples do not increase their life insurance
      benefits when a child is conceived, but again that is their problem."

      You didn't notice the trick question. The moment a child (or twins, or
      triples!) is conceived it might need survivor benefits but how would
      even the most sophisticated adults know that they created a zygote the
      night before? Huh? Only Social Security is going to cover that situation.

      And insurance is not "their problem." If daddy/mommy kicks off, it is
      the problem of the 2-year old who is left in poverty. You genuinely
      have no idea of the difference that Social Security survivor benefits
      can make between the gutter and a home, do you? You do? And the fetus
      or the 2-year old should plan ahead by . . . what?

      Also, some people are uninsurable, but I guess that is not your problem.
      Until you become one of the uninsurable, too. Explain that.

      I could have brought up the Social Security benefits for adults that
      will kick-in if you are disabled and can last to the end of your life,
      long after you have reached the cap on the insurance you have bought
      (your insurance doesn't have any caps?) or spent the claim
      (your policies are for what, $5-$50 million?).

      Social Security is about having ANY money when your life becomes screwed.
      It is not about CompUSA warranties.

    18. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You didn't notice the trick question. The moment a child (or twins, or triples!) is conceived it might need survivor benefits but how would even the most sophisticated adults know that they created a zygote the night before? Huh? Only Social Security is going to cover that situation.
      No, actually it actually not the case that only SS will that situation. In my case, my support system would cover it. And, probably most families would pitch in and help too. It is also possible to put the child up for adoption, etc. And with appropriate family planning this situation is outrageously rare. Even if the government did want to pay out for it, I don't think that it would account for 15% of first $70k of the income of every man woman and child in the country.

      Also, some people are uninsurable, but I guess that is not your problem. Until you become one of the uninsurable, too. Explain that.
      I think that less people will be uninsurable if the government didn't provide this kind of insurance for everyone because there would be more of a market for it. But, this issue could be solved by different means than providing insurance for everyone. A substantially less invasive method would be to enact some insurance regulation that eliminated the group of uninsurable people.

      Social Security is about having ANY money when your life becomes screwed. It is not about CompUSA warranties.
      I brought up the CompUSA warranties as an example of when you might not want insurance. If I have say $5M in the bank, then I probably do not want very much insurance against these sorts of things, because I do not need it. If I've saved up even a substantial fraction of that, then I'd probably want to pay less in the way of calamity insurance, but of course as with any government program the people that pay the most are the ones who need it the least. It's great to know that the better that I plan for my life the more that I have to pay out for people who don't bother.

      And more importantly, all of this insurance that you are mentioning is not the bulk of the payouts that SS makes. Insurance against calamity is one thing, but SS is mainly a glorified pension plan. I do not need it, and I'd rather not have to pay in around $10k/year, thank you. In fact, if I paid in around $10k/year to my own pension plan then I would be doing pretty well when I retired. With social security, well, if I didn't suppliment it then I would be doing quite poorly. And keep in mind that if I die early, my own retirement fund could be used to finish raising and educating my children and all that. And it could provide a cushion against the aforementioned calamities and whatnot. And even if I do end up dying at 66, the wife and kids get the cash. In all, much better than SS.

      But, why is it really better than SS? It is better because of square peg round hole syndrome. Because SS is a monolithic program that is required and managed for everyone, it is not possible to tailor it for my specific needs. There is none of the flexibility of my own savings either because of the same problem. And there is no sense of personal ownership or accomplishment for me in any of it.

      Now, mind you, I do not have a problem with the government providing SS as a service but I would just like to be able to opt out.

    19. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by BitGeek · · Score: 2


      How can you claim that gas taxes are too low?

      Back in feudal days, serfs had to pay thir land owners %5-%10 in tax. This caused an uprising and the creationg of the robin hood myth.

      Yet here people pay %50 or more of their income in total taxes (including the other fees, and sales taxes.)

      Of course the gas tax hits the poor more than it does the rich. But why should it be more, what possible reason can you have for that? The money that is collected now is wasted, as you pointed out, there is no moral authority justifying doubling what you spend on gas to begin with...

      Or is it you just hate SUV drivers and so you want to punish them by raising the gas taxes? Even though you hit the poor people who can't afford newer more efficient cars even harder?

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    20. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by BitGeek · · Score: 2


      Of course you can beat that kind of social security-- you can buy it on the open market with GUARANTEED benefits for a LOT less than the government is charging you for- and not guaranteeing to pay.

      There is nothing the government gives in social security, that cannot be bought with traditional insurance, only much much cheaper.

      IF the government wanted to help people- they would require you to invest that money in a commercial insurance plan, and thus they would help people a lot more-- the plans would be solvent, the benefits would be a lot richer and nobody would be complaining right now: I'd be reduced to the fine point of "Its a good idea, but why force people to do it".

      No, the government just wants the money-- that's why they raid the social security fund regularly, that's why they DON'T invest the money, nad thats why its structured like a pyramid scheme to begin with-- if it really were insurance, they would have to invest the money and preserve the fund and the fund would have enough moeny to pay for decades even if nobody was paying into it because it would have decades of prior paymetns into it.

      Right now the fund is insolvent-- it can't pay the next years benefits without the next years payments into it-- meaning it is BY DEFINITION bankrupt.

      No private company could perpetuate a scam like this without the company being shut down and the people responsible put in jail for a long time.

      But not only does the government defraud you-- they FORCE You to pay into this pyramid scheme.

      Compared to this, Enron is a kid stealing $1 worth of candy-- yet all these people have their panties in a wad over enron, ignoring the trillion dollar fraud that is the social security pyramid.

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    21. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by BitGeek · · Score: 2

      You've got it backwards- it didn't start that way-- it was pitched as an annuity style retirement plan, and NOT a fallback.

      Since they have mismanaged the money so fraudulently they are now calling it a fallback- which is just changing the terms to cover thier irresponsibility.

      When we're old enough to collect there will be lots of politically correct stuff about how only really poor people should be collecting social security and we made too much money in our lives (true for anyone with an average salary or above, they'll say) to really NEED social secuirty and so we should get nothing.

      SS is a fraud, a scam and it will NEVER last to 2038 without raising lots of taxes and lowering the payments, that projection is optimistic at best becuase its functionally BANKRUPT Right this minute.

      IT does not have the money to pay the people it owes now-- even with the reduced benefits.

      And NOBODY is getting out of it what they put into it, let alone what they are OWED which is multiple times what they put into it. (Remember, the time value of money.)

      It is the most blatent form of outright theft yet perpetrated by the federal government.

      And it is inexcusable to support it. Those who do simply can't do math.

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    22. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by BitGeek · · Score: 2


      Ever since the constitution was disassembled in 1913 allowing for a federal income tax, the government has been on a quick slide away from performing as intended.

      It was intended to be a confederation of states (Even the constitution was immorally shoved down our throats and without the bill of rights nobody would have consented to creating a federal government-- they were just mistaken in thinking the constitution required a weak federal government.)

      And actually it does, but the federal government, along with the two parties who have rigged the election system so that only they can win, has ignored the constitution and run roughshod over not only what was intended, but what it explicitly says.

      I think it was stalin who said "It doesn't matter who they vote for, it matters who counts the votes". The authoritarians-- both stripes-- are the only ones allowed to count votes in this country.

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    23. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by BitGeek · · Score: 2


      Thats an excellent point.

      On the pie chart you referenced, it shows social security being bankrupt right this minute.

      Since both pies represent the total budget- its a zero sum game, and 35 units come in, while 36 units go out, showing that even today the federal income taxes are subsidizing social security payments.

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    24. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by BitGeek · · Score: 2

      You're delusional. Fact is that any employer would just take that theoretical difference and pocket it

      If by "You're delusional" you mean "You understand economics" then yes. I cannot imagine the feds announcing that they are stopping the collection of these taxes and employers just whistling along pretending it didn't happen.

      Any employer who did this would be at risk of loosing his employees to a company that didn't-- immediately all the other companies would be %20 more attractive. Who isn't willing to jump ship for an east %20 rise in pay, especially when your employer has just done this? No, its a zero sum situation for the employer-- they benefit MORE by passing the money along because they make the same profit and have happier employees.

      The government may be inefficient, and it may be corrupt, but in the end it pays out reliably and consistently. That's more than any for-profit venture would do if given the chance to take over the potential market for either insurance.

      Now this is a flat out lie. The government is corrupt and never NEVER pays out on social security, and never the fair amount owed on workmans comp or unemployement.

      At the same time, there hasn't been an insurance company charged with this kind of fraud in the last 50 years. Insurance companies ALWAYS pay out these kinds of financial instruments. Hell, an insurance company that didn't pay out unemployment or social secuiryt could be sued for not only waht was owed, but damages. No, they ALWAYS pay out.

      When was the last time anyone sued the government for not paying out their fair share of social security? Never gonna happen. Government is organized theft.

      You just lied because you cannot handle the reality of the truth.

      The outrage one should feel is that while the average American citizen gets only a 10% return on the near 50% of our income we pay into the system, the wealthiest members of our society see massive returns on the relatively tiny share of their money that they pay into the system.

      Uh, can you back this up? I mean, really actually back it up. show that hte wealthy get more value in government services than the poor do.

      You guys always make this claim, but you never back it up-- I think its just wishful thinking, as I've never seen a single fact to support it.

      Also it goes contrary to your general socialist agenda-- you claim that the taxes are for redistribution to the poor and that is why we have a %400 tax increase for the rich compared to the poorer income tax payers. Yet now you claim the rich don't pay income tax?

      By the way ,you linked to corporate welfare-- which is tiny compared to individiual welfare. All welfare is wrong and both kinds should be abolished. And you linked to enron-- which is a really idiotic thing to claim. You say enron is benefiting from taxes? Enron is dead- it was caught in fraud and shut down. IT would have been cuaght earlier if Joseph Lieberman-- the marxist VP candidate- hadn't threatened to shut down the SEC if they went forward with accounting reforms many years ago, but you guys always ignore that, the truth hurts, don't it?

      Yet Enron, pales in comparison to the trillions done in damage by social security. Nobody lost money in enron who didn't voluntarily risk it.

      Everyone is FORCED To loose money in social security, yet you're happy with that.

      Like I said, if you're not outraged, you're not paying attention.

      And you aren't paying attention.

      FWIW, have you taken any economics classes in school? What level of math did you take? I'm curious because I have this hypothesis that liberals are people who never took serious math, or never took economics. Or is it both?

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    25. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by BitGeek · · Score: 2


      None of you guys understand economics-- that explains your support for marxism.

      Any employer who didn't pass this money along would have a hard time explaining to the employees why he isn't giving them a raise now that the taxes have gone away. Not all the employees are so stupid as you, many of them actually understand economics and know that money's coming to them.

      Ah, I see- you guys think that the EMPLOYER is the one that pays that money, not you- because it doesn't show up on your paycheck! You're that stupid! It makes sense now-- since you think the EMPLOYER pays the moeny, that they won't have any reason to pass it on to you! So funny! Man, whew. People on slashdot who never went to college at all, huh? Well, that's not how economics work, especially in a market economy.

      When the feds get a boost, they never pass it on, you're used to that. But emplyoers have to or they loose employees.

      I actually explained this in the paragraph you quoted, but apparently you didn't read it.

      Go read some milton friedman or david friedman and see how the world really works.

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    26. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by BitGeek · · Score: 2


      No, he'd have a lot of trouble keeping that for himself because we all need to go out and spend that money on retirement annuities.

      What would really happen is a bunch of companies would spring into existence, ADP and Paymaster would adjust their paycheck software, and employee s would be able to automatically redirect the extra %15 of their salary into a private annuity account.

      Employers would be advertising this to the employees showing them how much better a deal they are getting than with social security, knowing that benefits help keep employees there, even if other companies offer the same benefit...

      There'd be a whole growth sprut in the private insurance sector, those companies would start doing better, they'd have more float to invest, and thus they would put that money into the stock market, the stock market would start to go up...

      It would have a huge positive impact on the economy-- every company would get a little more profitable and the whole economy would get a boost.

      --
      Yeah, and you guys panned the ipod too: http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/23/ 1816257
    27. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by BitGeek · · Score: 2


      Yes, you guys are getting totally ripped off. And on top of that you have much higher income taxes.

      This is why your economies are less energetic than the US's.

      I thought the EU might be a good thing, but its starting to look like our federal government-- imposing regulation to protect some people while impacting the whole economy, and generally making it impossible for your economies to grow at a good clip.

      This means your standard of living will start to slip. Its unfortunate.

      It should have been open borders and common currency and that's it-- none of this federal government crap.

      Being so close to the USSR and france, you'd think you'd have learned from those failures.

      --
      Yeah, and you guys panned the ipod too: http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/23/ 1816257
    28. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by BitGeek · · Score: 2


      Hey, I'm willing to pay for it-- except that I don't get any choice about whether I pay for good systems or broken down old wasteful ones that blow moeny.

      Our defensive forces would be twice as strong if we didn't have a federal income tax, and instead had regoional national defense forces that people volunteered for (without giving up basic human rights as you do now) and trained for. This was the way it was meant to be, and it would produce a far larger defense agency in the end-- because all the people who are scared off by the armed forces now due to their draconian treatement of their slaves- would instead volunteer. And they'd also be able to work during the day and train part time- meaning we'd have a much larger army in total and a more effective one if needed.

      OH, and we'd be a lot less likely to waste hundreds of billions on pointless wars, saving them for the important wars.

      If we had such a rational system now, I'd join up AND buy it some howitzers, or part of a tank. Yeah, I could go in on a tank with some buddies.

      BTW: Defense is %18 of the federal budget, welfare is %54.

      --
      Yeah, and you guys panned the ipod too: http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/23/ 1816257
    29. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      I agree.

    30. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >My little iMac can encode MPEG4 video in realtime. Show me an x86 that can do that. Or, shut up about x86 performance.

      So can my Athlon 1600. What's the big deal?

    31. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by jonatha · · Score: 1

      Any employer who didn't pass this money along would have a hard time explaining to the employees why he isn't giving them a raise now that the taxes have gone away. Not all the employees are so stupid as you, many of them actually understand economics and know that money's coming to them.

      I was referring in particular to the unemployment tax, not FICA, but in any event given the current job market I think there would be much less pressure on employers to pass on the full amount.

      Ah, I see- you guys think that the EMPLOYER is the one that pays that money, not you- because it doesn't show up on your paycheck! You're that stupid! It makes sense now-- since you think the EMPLOYER pays the moeny, that they won't have any reason to pass it on to you! So funny! Man, whew. People on slashdot who never went to college at all, huh? Well, that's not how economics work, especially in a market economy.

      Went to college. Ivy League. Manga cum laude. Tested out of having to take econ. How 'bout you?

      When the feds get a boost, they never pass it on, you're used to that. But emplyoers have to or they loose employees.

      Not in this job market, unless, of course, they're looking to cut staff, which is quite popular now...

      I actually explained this in the paragraph you quoted, but apparently you didn't read it.

      I read it again, and still don't see where you explain it.

      Go read some milton friedman or david friedman and see how the world really works.

      Live in the real world a bit longer, sonny, and see how the world really works, in spite of the nice academic theories say it should...

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    32. Re:Oh, the fees you'll pay! by BitGeek · · Score: 2


      Yep, didn't think you knew squat about economics.

      In the real world, even in THIS job market, employers are competitive in their compensation. Hell, average salary in this area is down $1,000 from a couple years ago, which is nothing. And that's average salary in IT.

      IF you think Milton Friedman hasn't been proven in the real world- you're a reality ignoring socialist, and we can't expect you to be rational to begin with.

      --
      Yeah, and you guys panned the ipod too: http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/23/ 1816257
  24. Be Careful by vor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Adding the 3% to the bill if the customer is paying by credit card is a sure way to piss off the credit card company. They might even revoke your ability to accept credit cards.
    I know of many restaurants in NY which rather than take the 3% loss on transactions (which at busy places can cost tens of thousands at the end of the year), have an ATM installed on site. Wanna pay by CC? Sure, go use the ATM. Now instead of losing 3% on the sale, the business gains $1.00 (other $1.00 goes to ATM vendor).

    1. Re:Be Careful by will_die · · Score: 1

      This was happening for a while with US gas stations.
      However they called it a cash discount, which ammount to around 3%.
      It lasted for a while and then died.
      Now gas station figure they can loose inpulse purchases by not having people go into the stories to pay for the gas.

    2. Re:Be Careful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's LOSE

    3. Re:Be Careful by silverhalide · · Score: 2

      If I recall correctly (may not be), I think practice is actually illegal somehow -- companies can't charge extra for the use of a credit card. However, the 3% fee is one of the more reasonable fees out there, since the service provided by a credit card money to a merchant, mainly that of handling the money for you, is worth it. Consider when you're running a cash business and you're pulling in a substantial amount a day, you'll probably end up hiring an armored car service to take the cash to the bank for you, which in turn probably costs something like 2-3% I'd imagine. Also, especially for mail order business, accepting credit cards usually increases your sales as it boosts consumer confidence in your services with the added layer of credit card protection. It's generally better business practice to accept credit cards and boost your prices by 3%. Consumers won't notice and the increased revenues make up for the extra overhead.

    4. Re:Be Careful by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      They simply realized that by keeping the price the same (with the 3% fee included) then they make even more money off of cash buyers. It's no lose for them, since people forget that extra 3% is there in the first place.

    5. Re:Be Careful by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      actually illegal somehow -- companies can't charge extra for the use of a credit card.

      It's not ILLEGAL, but it is against the contract the merchant has with Visa/Mastercard.

      I wouldn't mind the 3% cost (I'm a merchant) if it actually bought me some protection. As it is, they earn 3% of what I earn. Then if they didn't catch a fraudulent charge and allowed me to believe it was valid, they reverse the charges and take back the money, plus charge me a $20 chargeback fee.

      Visa/Mastercard makes 3% on all valid transactions. It makes even more on fraudulent transactions. And the financial risk is incurred entirely by the merchant, not by any bank or Visa/Mastercard.

      It truly is an impressive scheme they've set-up. The merchant is always screwed, it's just a matter of degree.

  25. phone companies anyone? by doppler7000 · · Score: 1

    I had a long distance provider phone me, at 7 in the morning (this is early for me, as I am young and unemployed at this stage in my life) and assure me that if I switched to them, that I would not recieve ANY billing unless I made a long distance phone call, of course as naive as I am, and especially polite, I accept their offer, and switch. A month passes, and there is a letter from them in the mail, what could it be, some exclusive offer i hope! no a bill for their service, and their account transfer services, and their phone representative service. In the end i think i told them to take their deal and stick it where mom tells dad not to!! I specifically asked on the phone if i would get billed at anytime if i didn't make a long distance phone call, and surely enough yes means no!!! I wonder who runs the business world now... huh guys?

  26. Thailand by leroybrown · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had to pay 10 bucks to leave the Bangkok airport. I never thought I'd want to leave a place where hot women grab my crotch as I'm walking down the street, but after two weeks of that, 10 bucks was a small price to pay to get away from all the GODDAMN HOOKERS!

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    1. Re:Thailand by gesualdo · · Score: 1

      > I never thought I'd want to leave a place where
      > hot women grab my crotch as I'm walking down the
      > street

      Uhh, are You sure they were women? Thai Shemales can be quite convincing. ;)

    2. Re:Thailand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why they call it bang cock.

  27. Two fees for different reasons by inerte · · Score: 1

    Once my father received money from his brother, but the deposit was only going to happen after 3 days (to see if the check was valid, if my uncle had the money, etc...)

    At the same time, he had 100 bucks in his account. So he wrote a 300 dollars check, and the bank charged money because:

    1) A protection fee, because my uncle's money was not really deposited yet;

    2) The fee because he used his credit (used money that would make his account negative). Later, there's interest rate that the bank charges for this.

    My question is, how come the bank could charge for both situations? Either my father used his soon-to-be-real brother's money or his credit. But the bank charged for both. And it is completely legal, although makes no sense. The same money can't come from two sources at the same time, right?

    1. Re:Two fees for different reasons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Banks are bad.

      Years ago, my bank tried to encourage me to use their ATM and automated phone service exclusively by giving me better rates if I promised to never bother a teller(I assume if everyone agreed to this, they would have been able to fire their entire teller staff).

      Since then, they have now institued a minimum savings balance of $500 for ATM accounts or they hit you with a fee. Use the ATM more than three times a month and they hit you with a fee.

      I didn't take them up on it and I'm glad I didn't because I later discovered that checks over $500 are handled differently depending on whether the ATM gets it or the teller gets it and the process is random(two years without a problem and then *BAM* I have no access to the money from an in-state check I deposited *TEN BUSINESS DAYS* earlier)!

  28. Paying a surcharge for a "surcharge waiver" by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    When I booked a trip to Florida last summer, my travel agent offered a special deal on a car rental (with Dollar). I could rent the car for a high daily rate, but there would be no extra surcharges, and that was guaranteed! I took one look at the list of possible surcharges and decided to go with the all-inclusive deal. Did I get a good price? I don't have a clue, probably not... but I paid no additional surprise fees to Dollar, the airport, or any additional taxes.

    The article is dead-on: people are willing to pay for convenience.

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  29. Happened to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Long story but a valuable note at the end for some...

    I got my first credit card so I could get an Internet account. The interest on it was outrageous so I paid it off monthly.

    This went on for years until one morning I discovered my car had been stolen. Fearing that there might have been some old mail in the glove compartment, I got all of my cards(including other cards at better interest rates) cancelled, reported as stolen, and reissued with a different number.

    While calling people who charged my first credit card monthly(three accounts and a few online services) I accidentally gave them the number of one of my newer cards. I didn't bother making the necessary corrections because it didn't matter to me.

    A week later, the issuer of the first card sent a replacement but left the expiration date the same which was two months away. I put it away and ignored it.

    The date of expiration on the card came and went and I got nothing. Not having any outstanding balance and not receiving any mention from the issuer I assumed they had dropped me.

    Two years later, I get a monthly statement from these guys. Surprised, I look at it and it's several dollars for maintenance. It seems that they assumed I still had a valid card and since I did not use it they were going to charge me for the honor of not using it(a new policy it seems).

    Politely, I explained that they never issued me an updated card, their interest rates were too high, they could cancel my card, and I wasn't paying the fee. Worked like a charm.

    On a side note: for the few who read this, it *really* pays to call your credit card issuer, act dumb, and ask them why their interest rates are so high(even if they aren't).

    Tell them about all the mail you get about other issuers promising lower interest rates(you get those all the time, remember those numbers).

    Tell them about how those cards are offering to transfer your balance for *free*.

    Explain that you like to do business with them but those offers are tempting and, "Is there anything you can do?"

    Although I have relatively good credit(I think) I have heard from others that this will work even if you are really bad. The worse thing that can happen is they say no and you can brush it off with an "OK, just checking" attitude.

    Try it. It *REALLY* works!

    1. Re:Happened to me... by Silverhammer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Blockquoth the poster:

      On a side note: for the few who read this, it *really* pays to call your credit card issuer, act dumb, and ask them why their interest rates are so high(even if they aren't).

      I'd like to second this bit of advice. I got one of my cards lowered from 14.99% to 9.99% in two calls using this very tactic.

    2. Re:Happened to me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DISCOVER CARD SUCKS! They hit me with a late fee, after years of "loyal" service. I called them, and asked politely if they could waive it once. They said no, so I said, "Well cancel the card then."

      They said "Ok" and cancelled it. They didn't give a rat's ass about losing a customer for life. So ends the era of halfway decent service.

      Corporation used to at least ACT like they cared about their customers. Now that W is in office they don't have to. They can SCREW YOU FULL SPEED AHEAD!!

      What is this world coming to when all the hillbillies go out and elect pure plutocrats to run the country? This is what you all get FOR "ELECTING" GEORGE W. BUSH!!!

  30. I blame myself... by ctar · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is half business as usual, but half the result of the ongoing corporatization of America... The majority of publicly held companies face serious pressure to make greater and greater (not just sustainable) profits for obvious reasons. As most shareholders only have an interest in the return on their investment, they don't give a shit about how it happens. Thats what these upper-management types get paid to do; squeeze as much profit out of the company as possible, regardless of the way customers or the environment or (insert innocent victim here) is affected. And, take the fall for the shareholders when they screw up enough to get in trouble legally, or in some way that adversely affects profits.

    As the article says, the fees that are shown separately as fees are done so very intentionally...You don't see anywhere on your wireless bills your share of the $415,000 in PAC campaign contributions that SBC made in 2002 alone. Or, the $548,000 that AT&T made.

    Or, conversely, that they receive millions in 'corporate welfare' every year in the forms of subsidies and tax breaks that don't translate into lower prices, but....You guessed it:

    Higher profits!

  31. buy vouchers by g4dget · · Score: 4, Insightful
    For many services like car rentals, hotels, etc., you can buy "vouchers"--prepaid "tickets" that include a well-specified set of services: insurance, all fees, etc. Read the fine print and make sure that they state that they do include all charges that you care about and that they give you the coverage you need.

    In general, people should have the option of negotiating specific, binding contracts with sellers or service providers, be it in the travel industry or anywhere else, with full disclosure of all fees ahead of time, and with a well-specified duration. On the other hand, doing business under contracts that give companies the option of changing their contractual obligations unilaterally at any time should simply be outlawed. Until it is, do business with companies that make commitments.

  32. please do include taxes by g4dget · · Score: 2

    All fees and taxes that are unavoidable should be included in the listed price so that people at least have some idea of how much they are going to pay. Anything else is some weird propaganda move--if you are going to factor out taxes, why not factor out CEO bonuses, campaign finance contributions, etc.?

  33. UK situation... by Big+Mark · · Score: 2

    As a student in Scotland, if you believe the guff our dear leaders come out with higher education (uni, college, whatever you call it) is free for all.

    Bollocks.

    For starters, instead of charging tuition fees like they do south of the border (this is so the LibDems, a minority party with the balance of power up here, can claim that they honoured their pledge to scrap them) they merely charge you two grand when you graduate.

    And then there's the student loans. Instead of actually giving you a grant so you can live (as they did back in the day), they give you a paltry amount (based on how much your parents could give you if they didn't do anything but give you all their spare cash) then start charging you interest on it at the rate of inflation.

    Of course, the unis can charge what they like for the 10by10 foot box they make you live in. And there's all sorts of hidden costs, like printer accounts, matric cards, lab fees, key deposits, beer at the union ;)... It all adds uo.

    We're getting screwed over. And do you know what? They start on us once we're old enough to get credit. It's things like this that make me want to pay cash for everything.

    1. Re:UK situation... by MSBob · · Score: 2

      Lucky bastard. I studied in Edinburgh as an 'overseas student'. You pay all the bullshit fees (printing costs, graduation fee, exam fee, accomodation etc) ON THE TOP of an 8000 Pounds Sterling tuition fee.

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    2. Re:UK situation... by Anitra · · Score: 1

      It's still better than going to a private university in the States. We're talking on the order of 10-15k that you have to pay (or get loans for) AFTER any scholarships, financial aid, etc. My parents can't wiat for me to graduate so they can afford to get a newer car... because they certainly can't afford one now...

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    3. Re:UK situation... by nickclarke · · Score: 1

      It's just the same in England, although with the £1100 p.a. fees. They also want to bring in these extra 'top-up' fees. I managed to earn 1/3 of my entire year's budget working for 3 months over the summer at £5 per hour. I now try to pay cash as much as possible as well.

  34. What about Taxes? by koolB · · Score: 1, Insightful


    Amazing that no one complains about the fact that government charges most working people about 50% in "Fees" and few complain. Note: Income, Property and Sales Tax combined.

    When a commercial entity charges 1-5% everyone raises hell.

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    --- Every day I am forced to add another to the list of people who can kiss my ass...
    1. Re:What about Taxes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dood!
      I went to your home page and it nearly scared the crappin' hell outta me!! Whassup with that?

      Nice frigging flannel jammies there, bud! BTW, for chrimmas, I'm sending you "HTML for Dummies"
      Enjoy and you will be tested at the end of each chapter!

    2. Re:What about Taxes? by jafuser · · Score: 2

      Yeah, because they are getting all the tax breaks we're paying for with our 50%!

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    3. Re:What about Taxes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, in Russia you can get away with not paying your taxes. Everything's private, everything's great, why not move there?



      (However, you'll have to pay for a private security force to keep you alive in case your line of business competes with some richer guy, you need a SUV cause the roads are bad, you can't count on electricity or water...)

  35. Point by Point by EmagGeek · · Score: 5, Informative
    And "since there is only so much space and weight an aircraft can accommodate," there's "an additional fee for passengers who require more than the average."

    Yet, do they charge less for customers who use less than average? I think not.

    Sprint decided to charge some of its PCS wireless customers -- primarily those with poor credit ratings who were on a special price plan -- $3 when they wanted to speak to a customer-service representative.

    The less money you have, the more expensive everything is for you. The more expensive everything is for you, the less money you have. Now even insurance companies charge you more if you have less-than-perfect credit. Cell phone companies charge you more. Land utility companies charge you more. I've even seen surcharges on Apartments, Hotels, and Rental Cars for less-than-perfect credit.

    a state-mandated $10 at Boston's Logan Airport helps fund the city's new convention center

    This is a privately levied tax! Amazing! Basically, a for-profit piublicly run private venture (convention centers are all for-profit, and have nothing to do with the public good, hence they are private) taxing people who don't even have the right to vote in that area.

    Dollar Rent a Car slapped on a $1.84 daily "peak-season" fee -- "leaf-peeping season," you know.

    Why don't they use their GPS tracking to detect when renters drive the cars on popular leaf-peeping routes and charge the fee that way? It'd be like being able to put a private virtual toll anywhere! They already do this to detect when customers leave the "allowed" area, and charge them heftily if they do...

    Meanwhile, for the privilege of paying a credit card bill over the phone, Citigroup charges $9.95.

    How can it possibly be legal to charge someone for paying their debt to you?! Oh wait, it's free if they mail in a check, so the creditor can hold onto it until it's late, then charge more fees... You're basically paying for the proof that you paid on time.

    It has launched a preferred-guest program that,.... to any customer who signs up. And the cost of signing up is also free....
    customers who sign up for this preferred service tend to spend 25 percent more than the average guest

    Doesn't sound very "free" does it?

    How do they do it?

    There is software out there called "Customer Relationship Management" (CRM) software that many banks, insurers, and utility companies are using to target fees and customer services. There are several ways this is accomplished using the profitability score, the risk score, and the opportunity score:
    1) When you call customer service, you punch in your account number. The computer looks your account up and if you're a "good" customer (i.e. profitable), you get bumped to the head of the queue. If not, you wait.. and wait.... and wait..
    2) The computer periodically measures the profitability of your account. If you are a very profitable customer, it may reduce or relax fees on your accounts.
    3) If you start to pile up money in your bank account, the computer will sell your personal information to places like mortgage lenders, car lenders, and other high-dollar financing brokers to start trying to separate you from that money.
    4) If your average balances start to decline, down go your scores and up go your fees!
    5) Use all of your cell phone minutes every month without going over, and all three of your scores drop and you'll never get decent customer service. Some cell phone companies are even working on technology that will decrease the likelihood of your call being dropped depending on your profitability score; when there is contention between customers on a crowded cell. Say there is a full cell, and a highly-profitable customer drives into it - the software will determine which unprofitable customers can be dropped so that the profitable customer doesn't get dropped.
    6) If a bank is taken over, this software determines which accounts the suitor keeps, and which ones are sold off to other subprime banks (probably with higher fees).
    7) Pay off that credit card balance every month, and you'll start to see your interest rate drop gradually in order to encourage you to carry a balance (I know for a fact Capital One does this. I have a card and for every month I pay my balance in full, my daily rate drops by a few ten-thousandths of a percent). Conversesly, you may also see 'participation' fees levied against you if you don't ever pay interest.
    8) You may also see 'participation' fees if you don't use your card for a number of consecutive billing cycles.
    9) Call customer service frequently? Maybe you better think twice about that
    10) Paying $4 to use a teller at your bank? Profitable customers don't have to. (i.e. you have your mortgage with them)

    Exercise some critical thinking skills and I'm sure you can see where people you do business with will look for opportunities to measure your profitability. Once you can see where they are trying to manipulate you, you can turn it around and begin to manipulate the system in your favor.

    1. Re:Point by Point by leroybrown · · Score: 1

      3) If you start to pile up money in your bank account, the computer will sell your personal information to places like mortgage lenders, car lenders, and other high-dollar financing brokers to start trying to separate you from that money.

      What a ridiculous allegation. There's no reason for banks to sell your personal information since banks make money by investing the money you have in your accounts. Why would they want sell your personal information for a few measly bucks (if even that much) when they can make much more by doing everything possible to keep your money in their hands for investment purposes?

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    2. Re:Point by Point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a privately levied tax! Amazing! Basically, a for-profit piublicly run private venture (convention centers are all for-profit, and have nothing to do with the public good, hence they are private) taxing people who don't even have the right to vote in that area.

      Well, Logan Airport is run by Massport, a private corporation with a board appointed by the governor but who otherwise act independently of the state. They are above the law :-)

    3. Re:Point by Point by spitzak · · Score: 2

      That explains why all the customer service lines want you to punch in your account ID, but for some reason once you finally reach a person they have no idea who you are (you would think this info should come up on a screen in front of them to save expensive customer-support time). This explains why they collect and then seemingly ignore the infomation. Scary indeed.

    4. Re:Point by Point by tupps · · Score: 2

      Some of this is just bad integration. Often typing in your account number will determine which branch you go to (eg corporate/enterprise, business, or home), however it should pop on the plebs screen when you finally get onto them.

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    5. Re:Point by Point by EmagGeek · · Score: 1
      Okay, allow me to explain.

      A bank cannot simply take all of its checking accounts and use that money to write a 30-year mortgage or even a 5-year car loan. Any investment in a bank that is liquid (i.e. the customer can just write a check and it's gone), must be kept in liquid investments that can be cashed out literally within hours. A bank can't turn those checking accounts into investments that yield a whole lot more than they're paying out because of the liquidity issue.

      Banks can use a certain percentage of liquid receipts to write longer term investments, but they also must, by law, keep a certain amount of liquid on hand, and also a certain amount of cash sitting in the safe, not making any money. So, my friend, if you have $100,000 sitting in your checking account making 1.5%, yes the bank is going to make money on it, but probably not that much. They have to turn it around and make quite a bit more than that when they consider the cost of keeping a bunch of money on hand making ZERO percent. However, a bank might make a commission as high as 2% of the value of the loan plus maybe 0.25% of the interest rate for selling the sales-lead to an affiliate mortgage company (any bank workers care to chime in here?). Bob Jones goes and buys a $400k McMansion in the suburbs, and that's $8k instantly plus 30 or 40 years of steady interest payments, all backed by security on the property - certainly a better investment than not knowing how long Mr. Jones' money is going to be sitting in his liquid checking account.

      There is a LOT of value tied into getting people's money into long-term *SECURED* investments. That spells "CERTAINTY" for the bank, which is incredibly important. So, it's not a "few measley bucks" that they're concerned about. It's the ability to tell their investors that "YES, this money will be there for sure, and it is backed by intrinsically valued collateral" rather than "Well, we have all these checking accounts..."

  36. How much does it cost by nuggz · · Score: 2

    I don't really mind this, companies should be able to charge any fee they want, for any reason they want.

    There is currently a controversy on "white label" bank machines that charge $1-4 to get your money out of your account.

    I think this is fine, as long as it is clear what you will actually pay. If the company is misleading about the price that is wrong.

    Anybody notice pricewatch has the cost AND the shipping cost? This way you compare the total actual cost.

  37. Try a Credit Union for some fee relief by fritzson · · Score: 5, Informative
    If you can, find a credit union which you are eligible to join. Over the last 10 years mine (the USA Federal Credit Union) has
    • never charged a monthly fee for any account
    • provided me with a free supply of printed checks
    • called me (years ago) when the interest rates on money markets became higher than those in my savings account just to ask would it be ok if they transfered part of my savings to a money market account?
    • provided an ATM card with 16 free uses per month (half for merchants / half for cash withdrawal)
    • provided a list of credit unions in my area which have no-service-charge ATMs (there are no local branches of my Credit Union)
    • provided free on-line banking which gets better each year
    • introduced their on-line bill paying service with two free years of use, then, after charging for it for a year, they reduced the monthly fee.
    Maybe not all of them are as good as this one, but they do generally behave as though service to members is important. There is an alternative to fee happy banks and you should seek them out.
    1. Re:Try a Credit Union for some fee relief by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Credit unions are non-profit entities, so they have no incentive to nickel-and-dime you (any extra profits go back to the customers as more interest).
      I also do all my banking at a credit union, for this reason.
      Now if we could only get this kind of thing in other industries :-)

    2. Re:Try a Credit Union for some fee relief by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Credit unions rock. I never pay fees for anything. They have extra free stuff too, like I can get free money orders, they have a notary public on staff if I need something notarized for free, and they finally fixed their online banking thing so it works properly in my browser (it used to have a Java applet menu that only worked on some browser/OS combinations). They also set it up so I can transfer money into my mom's account, but can't see her balance or transfer money out or anything (I'm paying rent while she's living elsewhere).

      I bought a monthly bus pass from a vending machine near where I work, and used my debit card. The credit union called me to make sure I'd really made that transaction and my card hadn't been stolen or anything, since it seemed unusual and had been flagged by Visa. I can't imagine a bank actually making that kind of a call.

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  38. Uh? by Craevenwulfe · · Score: 1

    Your cheques don't have to pass through bank clearing houses? Any cheque payed into a UK bank account only gets added to your actual funds 2-3 days later, once it's passed through checks.

    1. Re:Uh? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      that's bullshit and you know it - how do you explain the 2-7 day wait on CASH paid over the counter in the UK high street banks?

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
    2. Re:Uh? by GavK · · Score: 2, Informative
      Sorry, but I work for a bank (Not for very long now, I finish at the end of the month...)

      When you put your check in it gets cleared either immediately, or in a batch at the end of the day (Usually immediately now)

      They can then use that capital for short-term high-interest loans for 3 days, which makes them a whole load of money.

      The 3 day thing is because in the old days it had to be *mailed* - One day to the clearing house, one day back, one day to process - 3 days.

      When they automated everything they decided not to pass the benefit on to the customer...

      --

      Gav

      "There's no such thing as data that can't be manipulated"

    3. Re:Uh? by nervous_twitch · · Score: 1
      >Your cheques don't have to pass through bank clearing houses? Any cheque payed
      >into a UK bank account only gets added to your actual funds 2-3 days later,
      >once it's passed through checks.

      Give me a break. In this age of the internet, fiber-optic networks, widely available broadband internet access, instant transfers of millions/billions of $$$ between banks, you truly think that it would really take 2-3 days to find out whether the person/company who wrote the check has the funds to cover it?

      Some people call me cynical. I call them naive.

      --
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  39. Re:Sounds like a case for the Advertising Lullaby. by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    Hmm.. I don't get it. I only see a song about CowboyNeal.

    ( ok, that was perhaps hitting below the belt :-P )

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  40. It is fraud by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    The reason that the companies do it is that they know that potential customers look at the cost before deciding where to buy. So, they take something off the advertised price and add it back on as a mandatory charge - by which time it is too late or costly in money or time for the customer to switch.

    One company starts: the others have to follow or loose business.

    The place where this should be tackled is the Advertising Standards Authority (or equivalent for those not in the UK) or the local trading standards office.

    Why is it fraud: because it is a con trick on the customer. They lie to get the customer into their door. This should be treated as the fraud that it is.

  41. Why is this even news? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No shit you're being ripped off, it even happens when you sleep.

  42. Canary in the coal mine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the add-ons start showing up at like the 3rd level of hell. I'm serious. All this stuff in the world are milemarkers to somewhere and it's not a pleasant destination. Have you read about the World Bank and IMf literally harvesting 3rd world countries for everything of value?

    You might look at these little quips that pop up in the news as being simlar to cockroaches. For every one that makes it past our wonderful media(thanks for warning us about Enron, assholes!), there are thousands of bigger ones lurking somewhere else.

    If you keep relying on mass media for your news(sorry, not implying that you specifically are in this category), you're gonna get fucked one way or another. Is the media warning you about mad cow in the US? Autism from vaccines? These are no longer urban legends or conspiracy theories. They're not gonna warn you about anything. You'll hear plenty about it after the fact like those poor saps with the worthless 401k's.

  43. Ticketmaster.com by jonhuang · · Score: 5, Informative

    Indeed.

    Today I bought a 25$ ticket from ticketmaster--$6.50 "convenience fee", $4 handling fee, $1.50 shipping charge.

    Which would be reasonable except that delivery consisted of generating a pdf for me to download and print.

    1. Re:Ticketmaster.com by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Charge them a printing fee. Everyone knows inkjet ink is expensive! :-P

      --

      I suffer from attention surplus disorder.
  44. Mortgage points and auto loan 'doc prep fees' by r2ravens · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Homeowners look at interest rates and points, but they don't spend a lot of time comparing other fees that make up the closing costs -- even though a lot of money is on the table."

    Points have always pissed me off. Points are extortion charged by the lender to convince them to make you a loan - even if you have good credit. Another little advantage to this scheme is that they are the equivalent of interest charged up front. Each point is equal to 1/8 of a percent of interest on the loan amount, and it's paid up front.

    The real trick is that it's the equivalent of that interest rate charged over the life of the loan. This would be fine if you kept the loan over the full 30 year (or whatever) term. However, based on turnover and people selling, moving, etc., the average loan is only kept for 7 years. Therefore the effective interest rate increase can be many times higher.

    Considering the cost of homes and the amount loaned, this can be many thousands of dollars that you get screwed out of.

    Bottom line: unless you're going to keep the loan over it's full term, never pay points. It's just not worth it. Take a slightly higher interest rate up front. Of course, YMMV so check it out and do some math based on the how long you expect be in that particular home and loan.

    Another one is "document prep fees" when buying a car. This one is for filling out the form and processing the title at the MVD/DMV. This can run into the hundreds of dollars and it represents a few minutes writing your name and address on a form and writing a check to your local MVD/DMV office. Sure you might wait in line a while, but the folks there generally try to be helpful and can certainly tell you what you need to get titled and licensed. Is $300 - 400 worth eliminating the (maybe) frustration of that process? Personally, I'd ask for the MSO (Manufacteror's Statement of Origin) and do my own title work (with the help of the MVD/DMV clerk if necessary.)

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    1. Re:Mortgage points and auto loan 'doc prep fees' by karlmiller · · Score: 2, Informative

      Each point is equal to 1/8 of a percent of interest on the loan amount

      A point, also called a discount point, is in fact equal to 1% of the loan amount. Not sure how you get the 1/8 of a percent figure.

    2. Re:Mortgage points and auto loan 'doc prep fees' by Bassman59 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      r2ravens: "Points have always pissed me off. Points are extortion charged by the lender to convince them to make you a loan - even if you have good credit. Another little advantage to this scheme is that they are the equivalent of interest charged up front. Each point is equal to 1/8 of a percent of interest on the loan amount, and it's paid up front."

      Ahhhh, points are nothin' compared to the REAL extortion by home-mortgage lenders: the so-called PMI -- "Private Mortgage Insurance." Get this: if your down payment is less than (typically) 20% of the mortgage amount, the lender requires YOU (the borrower) to pay the premiums for insurance indemnifying THEM (the lender) if you fail to pay them.

      Such a racket. The PMI payment on my mortgage is about the same as my principal payment (the loan interest, of course, is much much more). So, think how much faster you could pay off the loan if you weren't paying the PMI.

      Now, the thing is, typically, you're not required to carry PMI if your equity in the house is greater than 20% of the loan principal. The thing is that YOU (the borrower) need to keep track of how much principal you've paid (your statements give you the details), and when you've reached that threshold, you should contact the lender and demand that you shouldn't have to pay for PMI. Also, if you get your house re-assessed, you may discover that the equity in your house is greater than it was due to market conditions, and you can use that info to demand the end of PMI payments.

      The sick thing is that the mortgage lenders seem to think that they're doing you a favor. See here, for example. They know that it's almost impossible to save up for a 20% downpayment on a typical $200K (yikes!) house in today's overpriced rental market, so it's an effective way for them to screw you.

    3. Re:Mortgage points and auto loan 'doc prep fees' by spitzak · · Score: 3, Informative
      I think he means that if you did not pay that point, and instead put the money in a bank, and used the interest to pay off some of your loan, the remaining payment would be like the interest rate was 1/8 of a percent less.

      This sounds like the assumption is that the saved money will be invested at a 12.5% return, which sounds a little high, but I may be wrong with how the math works.

    4. Re:Mortgage points and auto loan 'doc prep fees' by laing · · Score: 1

      A popular alternative to PMI is a second trust deed loan. You can use it to make up the difference between what you have for the down payment, and 20% of the total. The nice thing about this is that the interest on the second loan is also deductable as mortgage interest on your tax return. PMI is like flushing your money down the loo. You're paying for a service that benefits the lender and gives you nothing in return.

  45. A Controlling Position by FreakWent · · Score: 1

    As I see it, the masterful approach is to take the multiglomerate meganational view. You can carve a slice out of "paired" markets, say CCs and a major ISP. Your ISP charges a fee if you don't pay by CC, your CC co. charges a fee for having one. THIS is the behaviour that will become more and more relevant as essential services like water (as opposed to internet access) are compulsorarily fully privatised. Now there's nothing wrong on the face of it when fees are used primarily as a marketing mechanism, but if a company can develop a position on two generally opposed essentials, then there'll be no way to opt out of one without paying the other one, and the company can sit back and hike the prices. This also provides a way for the company to dictate social behaviour in a mathematically definable manner by forcing people to pay extra for "errant" conduct. Personally, I think it should be illegal for a company to charge fess on each of the available options -- in banking for example, how can they get away with a counter fee, an ATM fee AND a not enough transaction fee??? It's bloody ridiculous. May as well charge a "not one of our customers" fee.

  46. I bank with Lloyds TSB ... by vrai · · Score: 1

    ... and cash paid in over the counter is in my account instantly. If I walk straight from the teller to the cash point and do a balance check, the money is already there. If my bank didn't do this I'd go and find one that did.

    1. Re:I bank with Lloyds TSB ... by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      I was unaware that Lloyds TSB were so enlightened. I've had accounts with Barclays, Midland and Natwest in the past where this was NOT the case, cash was treated just like a cheque - I ended up with Nationwide because they treated me in the same way that Lloyds seem to treat you.

      --
      That was classic intercourse!
    2. Re:I bank with Lloyds TSB ... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2

      Depends on whether it's your local branch or not as well. Not that it makes any logistical difference which one you pay it in to, but they'll still sit on it for a day or two, meanwhile it generates interest for them...

  47. ETrade's stealing my money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now that my stocks aren't worth diddly...e*trade has decided to slap me with a $25 a quarter fee for low balance and inactivity (I just want to ride it out).

    Any reccomendations on where to move to? Of course, there will probably be a fee for leaving them, too.

  48. My phone bill by mikeboone · · Score: 5, Funny

    Has this thing called a "number portability surcharge." I called once to ask what it was. Basically, it allows me to keep my phone number if I switch to another phone company. This is a land-line, mind you, and gee, our small town has a monopoly phone company! Who am I going to switch to?

    This stuff makes me want to start a competitor just for spite.

    1. Re:My phone bill by Dolohov · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wonder if you could get it transferred to a cell phone.

    2. Re:My phone bill by mosburger · · Score: 1
      I was HOPING someone would ask that!!! On November 24th, a new thing called "Wireless Number Portability" was supposed ot be going into effect. Basically, it was to do exactly what you were proposing... allow you to 1.) Port your landline number to a wireless number, or 2.) port your wireless number to another wireless carrier (keeping your old number). Well... guess what? The big wireless carriers (Cingular, Verizon, et. al.) managed to "convince" the FCC that this was a bad idea AGAIN, so it got delayed AGAIN for another year (their reason: too expensive, not enough time. real reason: too dangerous... too much churn on their networks). We were supposed to be doing this years ago! It was supposed to help competition and the little guy!


      Meanwhile people like me (who design wireless billing and switch provisioning software) rewrote all of our freakin' software to accomodate wireless number portability, and no one is likely ever going to use it. The consumer end up getting screwed. C'est la vie!

    3. Re:My phone bill by Dolohov · · Score: 2
      I was HOPING someone would ask that!!!

      Well then, I'm glad to oblige ;) I actually find that very interesting, since I'll be wanting to keep this cell phone number when I next move.

    4. Re:My phone bill by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Ask if you can waive the option to keep the number, if they'll quit charging you the fee. If they say no, complain to your PUC. If they say yes, then it's your choice.

      And good idea about the wireless thing. If I could switch to a cell phone and keep the same phone number, I'd do it, except that I'm very happy with DSL, so I can't.

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    5. Re:My phone bill by gmhowell · · Score: 1

      Drop me some email, or click on the link. Unless you are in NV, AK, or HI, the CLEC I deal with can help you. I'm thinking that customers will switch just to stick it in the eye of the Baby Bells.

      --
      Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
    6. Re:My phone bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $6.00 - Interstate access charge
      $1.50 - Billing Option Fee
      $0.67 - 3% Federal Excise Tax on local calls
      $0.53 - FED USF
      $0.36 - Svc Provider Number Portability Fee
      $0.30 - Emergency telephone service
      $0.15 - 3% Federal Excise Tax on long distance charges
      $0.15 - Federal Universal Service Fee

      20 years ago, the phone bill fit onto a postcard (I shit you not).

      Anyone remember Scott Adams talking about "confusopolies"?

    7. Re:My phone bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes you can. Number portability went through on 11/16/2002 for cell phones. I work for a cellular carrier.

  49. Transaction handling (internal add-ons) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here in the UK there are also add-ons that you don`t always take notice of. For example, on the bottom of the reciept it says

    2.5% of this is paid by me to XXX Card Services Ltd for handling this transaction for me. The total amount paid is the same however I pay.

    That means that even if I pay cash, 2.5% of the cash does not go to the company I bought the goods off.

    So these extra add on's go right down the chain, from the consumer to the reseller ...

    In theory, if you return the goods for a refund, the company you bought the goods from only gets 97.5% of the original price!!!

  50. ADDONS!!!! by b96miata · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Fees like this particularly infuriate me. I am currently looking into other banks after first union(wachovia now?) decided to start charging 50 cents every time you pay with something with your atm card. This after they'd finally dropped their 1.00 fee in addition to the 1.50 you pay to atm owners for getting money at a damn 7-11. The article does make one good point though - companies that play their marketing off consumer frustration with fees can make a bundle. I recently stayed at a wyndham, the hotel chain listed in the article. It sounds stupid, but the fact that I signed up for a free program and now can count on free internet access, free ld phone calls (!), extra pillows, and a free (as in beer) beer whenever I walk into my room there will make me choose them over just about any other chain. Other hotels could take a big lesson from them, especially certain "luxury" hotels whose idea of "business services" is putting analog jacks on the sides of the phones so you can pay 10 bucks in service fees to check your email over dialup, and allowing you to receive faxes for a dollar. Give me broadband in the room and I'll stop bitching about how there's only 5 non-pay channels on the tv.

    1. Re:ADDONS!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recently read a horror story in Conde Naste Traveler's Ombudsman column about a sad individual who left his laptop on and connected to the phone jack while he was out for the day and the evening. The poor bastard left Outlook or whatever open so that it would check to see if new mail had arrived every minute. So, every minute his computer would automatically dial the number to his ISP, check to see if new mail had arrived, and hang up.

      The lousy hotel charged him for local phone calls by the minute, so when he checked out he was presented with a hotel phone bill of biblical proportions. For every minute of the day he was there he had a charge. Total cost was $1000 or so, and they tried to stick him with it (I think the Ombudsman got it resolved for him, though).

  51. Re:trainspotting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -1 Offtopic. Still haven't made it past The Worst Toilet in Scotland. Seeing a human dig through their own filth like that was too much.

  52. And don't forget trucks, too. by Corvaith · · Score: 2

    Of, say, the U-Haul variety.

    I'm hoping I don't have to move again anytime soon, because that was painful. Big signs anywhere about it being 19.95. If you expect to spend anywhere *near* that, you'd better be moving to someplace down the block, because the extra mileage is super-expensive. And, of course, very similar surcharges everywhere.

    And they tried to give us a truck with a half-empty gas tank, and then tell us that there was a refueling fee if it wasn't returned at the same point.

    "To pay for you to put gas into the truck... the same way you obviously didn't?"

    We got given another truck.

    1. Re:And don't forget trucks, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And they tried to give us a truck with a half-empty gas tank, and then tell us that there was a refueling fee if it wasn't returned at the same point.
      Yeah, this happened to my girlfriend when she was moving. When we returned the truck (which we had driven a total of 10 miles since we were just moving in Manhattan), they noted that we hadn't put a gallon or so of gas into it. They wanted to charge $3/gal for the gas and a $19.95 refuelling fee. We argued a bit with the staff and eventually just drove it the half a block to the gas station and put a couple of dollars of gas in it.

      I was quite put out, and I'm not going to rent anything from U-Haul again. What they're doing there is not a reasonable fee, it is just gouging.

    2. Re:And don't forget trucks, too. by smack_attack · · Score: 2

      I got nailed on this too, only the truck was a diesel, and the closest diesel station was 10 miles away (.53/mi x 20 = $10.60 OUCH). And the truck SUCKED it down like there was no tomorrow.

  53. GMU Fees? by SanLouBlues · · Score: 2

    "And sometimes these fees amount to far more than a few dollars or cents. At Virginia's George Mason University, for example, in-state undergraduates pay $2,375 in tuition -- plus an additional 60 percent, or $1,416, in fees."

    I go to GMU, and I'm not sure who pays that much extra. Other than the fact that we get less budget assistance than UVA or Va. Tech, and as a consequence pay more tuition than either, I'm not sure what these fees are. I do know, I've never paid that much extra myself.
    Maybe they mean housing, but it should cost a lot at a former commuter school that is trying to build as many dorms as it can as fast as it can (plus it's optional for all students). Maybe it's the activity fee ($50) or the meal plans (non-mandatory for everyone but on-campus freshmen-juniors). Might be the lab fees (I'm an EE, so I don't think my experience is representative. We have labs with many easily destroyable parts :)
    Suffice to say, despite this damning pdf, I'm still not sure.

  54. Cell phones in Canada... by MSBob · · Score: 2
    Are a daylight robbery. First you have to shell out over $200 for the phone itself then they sting you with a connection fee and then they offer you the exclusive $20/month deal. Except the twenty bucks is twenty bucks plus GST plus PST plus $6.95 of, listen to this: "Tower Maintenance Fee". Then once you walk off with the phone there is a charge on your phone whether someone calls you or you call someone. Either way you pay.

    Having lived in the UK for quite some time, every Canadian cellphone "Special Offer" feels like a rip-off.

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    Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
    1. Re:Cell phones in Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the 6.95$ fee goes to the CRTC (federal organism that regulates brodcasting and communications in Canada)

      http://www.crtc.gc.ca/

  55. "Average" Airport Fees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
    From the Article : And "since there is only so much space and weight an aircraft can accommodate," there's "an additional fee for passengers who require more than the average."

    Now, think about this. More than the average. This statement would make most anyone who's had a class in basic statistics cringe, wouldn't it? What it REALLY means is that the top 50% of people (or, for those of you who have trouble with math, HALF of the travellers, give or take) are charged more because they are carrying the weight the makes the average in the first place. I got smacked with this each time I checked my SINGLE CARRY-ON when I went to Europe over the summer. They said it was "just too heavy", though it fit on my back and in the comparmtent above my seat.

    Sorry, that "more than average" statement always gets me.

  56. Hidden fees are the reason I like the free market; by guybarr · · Score: 2


    you can always pick what's right for you (TM) ...
    If you have an oracle Turing machine (or you're Paul Muad'dib)

    -- start quote
    Two types of pepole seem to talk precisely:

    Mathematicians talk precisely, so they'll understand each other.
    Layers seem to talk precisely, so they'll confuse each other.
    -- end quote

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  57. ticketmaster DOUBLED the price of my ticket... by avi33 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I went to a show at the Chicago House of Blues, and I thought I might buy the ticket online to make sure it wasn't sold out by the time I got to the door.

    What started as a $14 ticket had a $.75 fee if you wanted to print your ticket off the internet, a $2 day-of-show price increase, both of which seemed fairly reasonable (though they should be giving ME a discount for printing my own ticket). Without any warning at all, at checkout, they tacked on a $3 'transaction fee' and a $5.50 per-ticket 'handling fee,' and a $1 building maintenance fee, PLUS tax, (which is not applied at the door), and my total came out to $29.67, MORE THAN TWICE THE ORIGINAL TICKET PRICE.

    um, I took my chances at the door, and got in for $14. Too bad that's not an option for most bigger venues.

  58. Shipping costs online by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Here's another good one for you. I recently looked into buying some swimwear online, and the price was quite reasonable, even with the shitty exchange rate we have to put up with between $US and $CDN, (artificially set, IMHO, but that's another story...). The thing that completely turned me off buying them was this company's policy of shipments outside the US being sent by the likes of UPS or FedEx, who want a whopping $US 20 PER ITEM! This essentially doubled the price of the swimwear, and I let them know that I would not be paying this kind of extortion to ship a 200 gram piece of clothing up here, and what the hell's wrong with shipping by post anyway? They gave me some lame excuse about packages being insured...insurance is certainly available up here at Canada Post, up to $100 value costs all of a buck!

    This isn't the only place online that I have encountered this. Online firms should really take this sort of thing into account when they wonder why they don't get much business from outside the US.

  59. Debit cards are protected too by extra88 · · Score: 2
    When debit cards were new, I'm sure that was the case but for a number of years now there has been equivalent liability protection for debit cards.

    Credit, ATM and Debit Cards: What to do if They're Lost or Stolen

    I think it's also interesting that you have no liability if the number is stolen but not the card. Many credit card companies have been touting that as a feature of their service when in reality it's the law!

    I use my debit card as a credit card because my bank instituted a 25 cent per transaction charge for whenever I use my card and PIN, including when I withdraw money from their ATM machines!

    1. Re:Debit cards are protected too by rw2 · · Score: 2

      When debit cards were new, I'm sure that was the case but for a number of years now there has been equivalent liability protection for debit cards.

      Read the page again. The liability isn't even close to the same.

      The credit card rule is:

      Your maximum liability under federal law for unauthorized use of your credit card is $50.

      Period! $50. That's all.

      The debit card is much much more complicated:

      If unauthorized use occurs before you report it, your liability under federal law depends on how quickly you report the loss.

      For example, if you report the loss within two business days after you realize your card is missing, you will not be responsible for more than $50 for unauthorized use. However, if you don't report the loss within two business days after you discover the loss, you could lose up to $500 because of an unauthorized transfer. You also risk unlimited loss if you fail to report an unauthorized transfer within 60 days after your bank statement containing unauthorized use is mailed to you. That means you could lose all the money in your bank account and the unused portion of your line of credit established for overdrafts. However, for unauthorized transfers involving only your debit card number (not the loss of the card), you are liable only for transfers that occur after 60 days following the mailing of your bank statement containing the unauthorized use and before you report the loss.


      Now, it's true that in both cases you can limit your liability to $50. But in the case of the debit card you are put into a position of proving yourself and understanding the rules, while with a credit card the rules are clear.

    2. Re:Debit cards are protected too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should switch to another bank, I would personally recomend Firstar for anything except high interest accounts (those shouldn't be very volatile anyway so they can be at a seperate instituion w/o much problem)

  60. Ryanair by Maxarlatan · · Score: 1

    Heres a good example. Ryanair (a UK based discount airline) was offering 'free' flights to destinations all over Europe this weekend. It expires in a few hours, but they did have the courtesy to advise that 'taxes' and 'other charges' were not included.

    You could still pick up flights for as little as US$30 to major destinations, however. Still a great deal. I think the rule is generally just to be 'well informed'

  61. Ahhh, the old screw you foreigner tax. by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My mother in law was in Mexico on a tiny little island, and as the plane was about to take off, the military and police stopped it for not having the official duties paid, this amounted to going seat to seat and getting 15 USD for every person. Needless to say they all had the cash to pay, but never told a soul that there was an issue about it until the plane was ready to take off. No one ever saw one official document. Hmmmm...

    *Cough*. B-S. *Cough*.

    My boss, who worked for CNN for decades was recently in Mexico, and he just keeps a wad of cash with him when he pulls out his news camera to work down there. I'd say about 1/3 of the people that I have talked to about Mexico have been shaken down by the police because they are foreign.

    Needless to say, I went to Mexico. Great place. Same place as the relatives. No plane fee for me leaving. Surprise. But you can bank it that I had at least 50 USD for me and my wife when we got on the plane.

    After all, in Mexico policing is a for profit business. You should assume like I do that the police are massively crooked whenever you go to a foreign nation, and be surprised when they are not.

    1. Re:Ahhh, the old screw you foreigner tax. by Vuarnet · · Score: 3, Informative

      After all, in Mexico policing is a for profit business. You should assume like I do that the police are massively crooked whenever you go to a foreign nation, and be surprised when they are not.

      Dammit, i'm a Mexican and I really would like to deny what you're saying. Sadly enough, in many backwater parts of the country that's just too true. And it's not only for tourists either.

      All I can do is to apologize in behalf of the honest, working people in the rest of the country, and hope that those idiots come to realize that scaring away tourists is not gonna help this country at all.

      --
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      Learning to fly, Pink Floyd.
    2. Re:Ahhh, the old screw you foreigner tax. by lordaych · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While it is apparently true on the surface that many foreign police agencies are obviously corrupt, the situation isn't really much different here, it's just done in a much more civilized manner. In clearly poor countries such as Mexico, profit must be generated at the individual level. It is up to the underpaid policemen to subsidize their own life style, whether that means supporting a family or a cocaine habit.

      In countries such as Mexico and Colombia where a lot of illegal drugs are produced / manufactured / distributed, the value of the drugs themselves is miniscule compared to what it is once it reaches our shores. We say that "other governments" have "corrupt" police forces, but consider that our own police agencies directly profit off of the drug trade. How so?

      Duh. Through property forfeiture and seizure, of course. In some states, you can lose your car for simply having a joint in your possession and getting pulled over for a minor offense. You can just as easily lose your house and other assets if they can claim that you couldn't afford it without illicit drug sales. In most cases, no due process or even conviction is required. And what happens once that property is seized? It gets sold, and the money goes back to the police force. In many cases, this property was in fact purchased with drug money, and the police essentially turn that drug / blood money into their own, profiting from it. In many cases, this property was not in fact purchased with drug money, but it is still seized and auctioned anyway, and nobody is the wiser. Nothing can be done about it until enough people support ballot initiatives to reform this horrific practice.

      Some might not call this "corruption" but the fact remains that by perpetuating this cycle, the police are essentially profiting directly off of the incredibly inflated drug trade in the US. As long as they continue to do so, there will be no true incentive to "end the war on drugs," but to perpetuate it for eternity. That's whole idea, isn't it? Not to actually "win a war," but to constantly justify a war either by pointing out its meager successes, or its persistent failures. "We can't give up now...almost there." Even if there was a way to win this "war," the government truly would not want to do so. Do you have any idea of how many electronic appliances, among other things, are purchased directly by foreign nationals with obvious drug trafficking connections? Our entire economy rests on a foundation of illegitimacy, of corruption, what have you. There's no turning back, at least from the perspective of those with the power to make a difference.

      Not only is corruption inherently built into our system in this way among many others, but there are plenty of cases of "truly," directly corrupt officers who look the other way in certain cases, plant evidence in others, or just wreak havok in general on the so-called justice-system by looking out after their own interests before all others. It's human nature, after all.

      So in the US we are fleeced in that we pay monstrous taxes to subsidize the federal and local police forces, who spend much of our money fighting a losing war in order to justify their bloated existence. Not only that, but we pay taxes to subsidized tobacco farmers, who produce one of the most addictive and dangerous (and widely used drugs) known to man! We constantly are asked to pay extra fees to support supposedly capitalistic enterprises that cannot support themselves due to their excessive, bloated, inherently un-capitalistic nature. We must subsidize failure on a regular basis, in order save face for those who would rather not admit such.

      In Mexico it might be common to get shaken-down at the individual level and be forced to part with some hard-earned cash. In the US, we are fleeced systematically, every day. I have a Discover Card with "no annual fee," yet I was charged $6.08 in "finance charges" last month, when I kept a totally empty balance! That's one minor example, of course...but don't think the US is any more civilized simply because our money is transferred out of pocket electronically and in a stealthy fashion, whereas in other countries it must be yanked the old-fashioned way...

    3. Re:Ahhh, the old screw you foreigner tax. by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      After all, in Mexico policing is a for profit business. You should assume like I do that the police are massively crooked whenever you go to a foreign nation, and be surprised when they are not.

      I'm an American who has lived in Mexico for the last 7 years. Yes, policing is often a business. BUT, within reason.

      1. If you speak Spanish, that's a huge benefit.

      2. Ask them for an official receipt with an "RFC" on it BEFORE you give them money. Mexico is more obsessed with paperwork than the U.S. Nothing is done here without about ten pieces of paper. If what they're asking is legitimate, they'll give you a receipt. If not, they'll move on to a more gullible target.

      3. If what they're asking for is valid, they'll insist. If it's invalid and you say, "I'm sorry, I don't carry cash" you will NOT have a problem. They're not going to kill you. They want beer money, that's it. If your CNN friend has $50 to spend on cops, he'll probably spend most of it. If he has $5, he'll probably spend that. See how it works?

      4. I am unaware of any such "departure taxes" that aren't included in the tickets, whether bought in Mexico or abroad. I've traveled to, from, and within Mexico by plane and it's never been an issue.

      The above doesn't apply if you're on a dark road in the middle of the night hundreds of miles from nowhere. Better play it safe. But on a crowded airplane? Forget it.

      Of course, you said it was a tiny island? What airline was it? Was it a charter? Was it a private plane? It's entirely possible they didn't pay a fee. I would have complained to the airline.

      Again, it's just a matter of knowing WTF is going on. Those that are gullible will be taken advantage of--both in Mexico, the U.S., and around the world.

  62. TicketBastard by skeedlelee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You know, it always somehow made sense to me that ticket master could charge a convenience fee for tickets. The idea was that they had to charge a small enough amount that you didn't decide that it was too much and just go over to the actual box office and buy it without the service charge. However, the amount they charge these days is f'ing ridiculous.

    I wanted to go to a show recently where the venue is 200 yards from my house. I figured, ha! here's a chance to actually go to the box office and avoid the surcharge! It turns out that they have closed their box office, because no one was using it, you can only buy tickets through ticketmaster/bass or whatever. And the fee is like 35% of the cost of the ticket! When there was actually an alternative I would blissfully accept Tm's business model (and bend over), but now that there isn't an alternative at all. Anyone else have this happen (ie. tried to buy from a box office, when there no longer was one)? Alternatively, anyone ever get charged by ticketmaster when buying the ticket AT THE BOX OFFICE?

    1. Re:TicketBastard by valkraider · · Score: 1

      I was going to post about this but you beat me to the punch...

      Here in Portland, Oregon - any event at the "Rose Garden" (which is the arena where the TrailBlazers lose) - be it a sporting event, a concert, or a convention - tickets have to be purchased via ticketmaster.

      So if you buy at a Ticketmaster outlet near your home, you pay a convenience fee.

      If you buy over the phone or on the web you pay a convenience fee.

      If you buy your ticket AT THE BOX OFFICE at the front door of the venue at the time of the event?

      You guessed it. You pay a convenience fee.

      BA$TARD$.

      So we tried to boycot them by only attending shows at places that don't use TM. There were many here in PDX. But most of them have been strongarmed into TM now, that almost every concert or band in the city is via TM.

      Funny. Paul Allen is a major owner of TicketMaster, the "Rose Garden" and the Portland Trail Blazers. So if you wanted to see the blazers play - just send the deed to your house to Paul Allen. (As if his part in M$ wasn't enough).

    2. Re:TicketBastard by Rich0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you buy your ticket AT THE BOX OFFICE at the front door of the venue at the time of the event?

      You guessed it. You pay a convenience fee.


      Makes you wonder about scalpers. When they go to arrest one, could they present the argument that the exta $100 they charge for a $30 ticket is just a convenience fee?

    3. Re:TicketBastard by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      (As if his part in M$ wasn't enough).

      I think I heard he only still owns like 4% of the company or something, and hasn't actually been involved for years.

      I'm debating going to the Trans-Siberian Orchestra concert at the Rose Garden. I never go to concerts, and keep thinking I should. I think I'll go if I can find somebody to go with me.

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    4. Re:TicketBastard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent way up!

  63. ebay too by dnoyeb · · Score: 2

    ebay pulled my auction when I explained to bidders I would charge an extra fee for anyone seeking to use a credit card with paypal since pp charges me an extra fee.

    I thought that was BS. They shouldnt be charging me an extra fee.

    Ebay does not support extra fees, but advised me to offer a 'discount' ;) to those who pay with cash.

    Gotta love that. 'twas an easy fix if they hadnt waited till the last hour to inform me. I had to redo the whole auction.

    1. Re:ebay too by LordWoody · · Score: 1

      The discount for cash is the 'legal' way around Visa's agreement with merchants not to charge a fee for credit card usage. Another prime example is the local Maverick gas stations which offer a 5 cent discount per gallon of gas if you pay with cash or check.

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    2. Re:ebay too by athakur999 · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's actually against PP's TOS to charge extra for a PP transaction as well (and it was this way even before Ebay bought them):

      You agree that you will not impose a surcharge or any other fee for accepting PayPal as payment.

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  64. I dunno by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2

    I guess I just don't see htat as any better than my bank (Bank of America) over all. I get an ATM card (they call it a check card) with a Visa logo on it that I can use as often as I like, ATM or merchant, and not get charged a fee. Last moth I used it about 25 times, mostly at merchants. They have online banking that I use all the time. Like most banks, you get charged fees for making a deposit with a teller or getting funds at a non-bank ATM BUT since you can deposit at an ATM and since their ATMs are fairly plentful, it's not a real problem.

    Maybe I've just been luck, because I hear plenty of "why banks suck" stories, but I haven't seen a reason so far to switch to a credit union. The extra fees seem easy enough to avoid if you are smart about it, most of them relate to having a person help you do something that the ATM can do just as well.

  65. Which UK are you living in ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    None of this, including interest rates etc that can be charged is regulated. In fact a few years ago the law preventing shops/companies passing on the credit card fee was *repealed* and many shops now do pass this on (not all by a long way).

    Others have a scam where they declare 2-3% of what you pay is the CC fee (doesn't increase the total you pay) but does reduce their tax liability - and despite being declared an illegal tax avoidance scheme a few years ago by the customs and excise nothing's been done to stop it. End result lots of big retailers are ripping of the country for huge amounts of tax.

  66. Total $ amount by PeterJFraser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The addons do not directly bother me. I can easily see why a airline would like to show how much money it recieves versus the amount of taxes that are collects. What does bother me is not knowing what the total bill will be, and even if you ask it quite often is hard to find out. It would be so nice to see something for sale in a store that costs a dollar and then just having to pay a dollar.

    1. Re:Total $ amount by Reziac · · Score: 2

      Hmm.. that's a point. I wonder how many of these "fees" are not taxable as ordinary income??

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  67. Not taking CC's by siskbc · · Score: 2

    Yeah, that 3% sucks. But it sucks more to be stuck with alternatives, namely A) adding it to the bill, or B) only taking checks and cash. The first makes your place look cheap (and violates merchant agreements, as mentioned). The second will cost more in the long run - it loses you customers if you only take cash, and bounced checks hurt quite a bit. Ultimately, it's just the cost of doing business in a place where bills are generally over $10.

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  68. T-Online by zozzi · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I was tempted to try out subscribing to D. Telkom T-Online's "special offer". It went like this:

    Option 1: Take ISDN phone at half price if you pay full price for DSL

    Option 2: Take DSL at half price and pay full price for ISDN phone

    Option 3: Pay full price for DSL

    Option 4: Pay full price for ISDN phone

    and hey since it's half price save 70 euros on the DSL modem...right....

    NOT...when you look at the prices you realise that the ISDN phone and the DSL modem cost just about the same!

    Reminds me of what my university group did in reply to a government proposal several years ago. They barred access to the canteen and wrote this on a board outside:

    To go to the canteen you have these options:

    Go from the back door

    Go from the door next to the poet's statue

    Go from the door next to the ATM machine

    and yes all three options referred to the same door!

    Lies, damn lies and special offers

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  69. Re:Beijing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yep, and if you don't have any renminbi because you weren't aware of the fee, you'll have the opportunity to exchange some at the airport.

    Some hotels in Taiwan at least let you buy the exit tax ticket before you even go to the airport. Haven't found this service in the PRC.

  70. HSBC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, no.

    HSBC bought Midland. I should know, my father works there.

    HSBC did start somewhere out East (I think it was Hong Kong not Shanghai, but don't quote me on that).

    But it was started by a expat Scotsman, not a local.

    Is it Asian or European. Which way do you want to split this hair?

  71. Use you LOCAL bank! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Check the fee schedules at your local bank or credit union that has only 1 to 5 locations. Usually you can get a good deal.

    Here in Mass. there is the SUM network that shares ATM machines, which can limit your exposure to ATM surcharges if your bank is a member.

    Get a good deal and support your local businesses at the same time.

  72. Some of these taxes are good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For example, the Cayman Islands charges a $25 depatrure tax.

    I didn't pay, so now I have to stay here. Woohoo!

  73. Mass media for news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those who use CNN/Fox News/MSNBC solely for their news are very poorly informed. These examples of media cowtow to the hard right and to the corporations. We don't have a free press, just the right to one.

  74. Credit ratings by siskbc · · Score: 2

    Great post. The only part I'd quibble with is the credit rating bit, a la...

    Sprint decided to charge some of its PCS wireless customers -- primarily those with poor credit ratings who were on a special price plan...The less money you have, the more expensive everything is for you. The more expensive everything is for you, the less money you have.

    I will say that good credit != rich. If you pay your bills on time, regardless of how much money you have, you will have good credit. Maybe not exceptional credit, since the ability to have a big CC helps, but good credit. I'm by NO means wealthy (I'm in grad school for Chrissakes), but I have great credit because I always pay my bill on time, and fully. I haven't paid an interest charge in years.

    I've known rich people with terrible credit. It's all about living within your means and being smart.

    Also, I'm intrigued by this CRM stuff. I've suspected this for some time, but have never seen anything on it. Have a link, by any chance? I couldn't find anything more than industry-side stuff on google.

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    -Looking for a job as a materials chemist or multivariat

    1. Re:Credit ratings by EmagGeek · · Score: 1
      Good point, I concede this one for sure. I also don't have tons of money, but have good credit. The point I really meant to make was that once you make one mistake, you get beaten down.. Once you have bad credit, it's almost impossible to dig yourself out without doing something drastic. Counseling services can help, but only if you make enough money to pay the negotiated payments...

      I know a couple who live in one of those 5000 square foot McMansions and can't afford to buy a mattress for their kid to sleep on (the kid sleeps in a sleeping bag on the floor).

      There was a link a long time ago to an article about CRM - I believe it was on one of those anti-ChexSystems websites... I wish I still had the link, but I couldn't find it this morning when I was posting my last article.

    2. Re:Credit ratings by EmagGeek · · Score: 2
      I found the link! Here it is:

      BIG BANKER IS WATCHING

  75. Add-On Fee for Heat by zenray · · Score: 1

    I normally have that 'breakfast special" in the morning. One day last week instead of the normal toast I asked for a bagel. "Extra $0.55" the waitress said. "No problem" I said. When I got the bill there was a $0.35 fee for warming up the bagel. Another place charged $0.25 for extra lemons for my iced tea. Everybody is out to get extra fees.

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    1. Re:Add-On Fee for Heat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least this one's easy to fix. Short the waitress's tip by 35 cents for not explaining the bagel warm up fee up front. Make sure you tell the waitress this is why here tip is short. Explain in a loud voice so all other diners here about this. If the owner has clue(1), this fee will get punted.

  76. Extra fees are IRRELEVANT by MoNsTeR · · Score: 2

    So long as you know about them, your buying decisions will be 99.99% the same as if all the fees had been silently included in a single price.

    Let's say you're shopping on eBay, and two different sellers have an item listed you want, one has a buy price of $100 plus $20 flat rate shipping, and the other has a buy price of $120. You will not be fooled by the lower "price", because after S&H they're the same. There are a lot of eBay sellers who try to make extra money this way, by pricing their items low and charging horrific S&H fees (like a $.50 laser pointer plus $5 s&h), but it doesn't work unless they scam you. So long as the terms are clear, it doesn't matter how the final price is broken up, buyers will not be fooled.

    Some of these cases are just the same. Your phone bill, electric bill, cable bill, etc. list fee breakdowns and for the most part they're the same every time. So even though your final price isn't that round $39.99 you see in the ads, it doesn't matter becuase you *know* what the actual price is, so you can decide whether you're really willing to pay it.

    On the other hand, some of these are bordering on fraud. You call a hotel in some city you're flying to to find out the rates, and they quote you a figure but leave out the fees. Or the same with a car rental. It seems tourist industries are the big offenders, I would guess as they face a less elastic demand structure, since travellers are more concerned with going about their business than haggling over their hotel rates or whatnot.

    Oh yes, there's still that .001% of buying decisions I left out at the beginning. Sometimes you'll be willing to pay the final price after all fees, but the mere fact that they're trying to nickel & dime you to death pisses you off and makes you take your business elsewhere. Going back to the eBay example, given a choice between two otherwise identical listings, I'll take the one with free shipping because it strikes me as more honest. Firms, take note.

    1. Re:Extra fees are IRRELEVANT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You are an exception to the rule. Most people who sell on eBay agree that you can make a little more by lowering the price and raising the shipping. Just read the eBay newsgroup for references. It's agreed to be somewhat unethical, but usually only among those who don't do it.

      BTW, Not only does it attract more buyers, but you don't pay the eBay commission on shipping.

  77. Corporate apologist? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2

    The cost of doing business show be part of the price of the service/item, not broken out into bogus "fees" (i.e. taxes) so they can advertise a lower price. If a fee is required then it must be advertised as part of the price, anything else is fraud.

    The pricewatch shipping value isn't very useful as shipping varies by the type of shipping and the weight/size of the item.

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  78. Europe is the worst offender by tacokill · · Score: 1

    I remember paying up to $.50 a packet for ketchup.

    Did it in every country I visited so it is not just a local thing.

  79. September 11th provided an extra excuse by MvdB · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For the friendly folks in the Canadian government, September 11th 2001 was a good excuse to come up with another add-on: a security fee of $24 on a round trip. A lot more than it is in the U.S.A. Note that this was not called a tax. Why not? you may wonder. Simple: you can't charge GST @7% on a tax, but you can charge GST on a fee/levy. I feel so much safer now!! Not...

    Mark

    1. Re:September 11th provided an extra excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The security fee is suposedly in exchange for the federal government taking over airport security from the airlines which used to pay for it. This means the airlines are free to lower your ticket price by that amount. They just don't.

  80. Long Distance/Internet? by sfe_software · · Score: 2

    I agree that sometimes extra fees really frustrate me. It's always annoying when you see a price for something, and it seems cheap enough, until the time comes to pay and it's 10% to 30% more than you had planned. Perhaps my fault for not reading the fine print.

    However, this part of the article annoys me:

    The FTC has taken action against firms that haven't disclosed some fees, but the last such case was in 2001, when the agency settled deceptive advertising charges with Gateway Inc. and Juno Online Services Inc. The agency said both firms promoted free Internet service, even though some consumers incurred substantial long-distance charges to go online. (my emphasis)

    Now, unless Gateway/Juno led the customer to believe that they would be making a local call, which I doubt to be the case -- then this is the customer's fault.

    In fact, I've never, ever seen an ad for internet service that didn't have the standard disclaimer about "phone charges may apply" or what have you...

    There were other instances in the article that were just a bit over the top, but the long distance charges for internet service one really just got to me. Why is that their responsibility?

    If I give you my phone number, and tell you that I will gladly talk you through a problem or situation for free -- is it my fault if you run up your LD bill in the process? Now, adding the word Internet to the mix makes the average tech-phobe lose all common sense, and suddenly they were tricked with all these technical terms. Like "telephone" and "long distance". *sigh*

    I'm done now...

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    1. Re:Long Distance/Internet? by Urox · · Score: 1

      Now, unless Gateway/Juno led the customer to believe that they would be making a local call, which I doubt to be the case -- then this is the customer's fault.

      I had a problem with Juno when first moving to CA. I called the San Jose number off of their connection list. It turned out that the number was NOT really in San Jose and I was charged >$200 in long distance fees (CA has "areas" outside a 12 mile radius of your residence that they will toll you locally for).

      After much arguing with Juno that it was their fault (bad numbers list which they were changing practically every two weeks), they sent me a check after I provided my phone bills and said they would pay it off this once. It just really pissed me off from the beginning that they were always changing their software and numbers and indeed caused the long distance charges and that from then on, I would have to look up any time Juno changed the number in a prefix check (which was not provided at the time by the local phone company either) to make sure I was not incurring toll charges. And since I had recently moved to CA from WA (where you will not be allowed to dial long distance or a number that will be charged without first dialing a 1) I had not been informed by anyone that you could make phone calls and be charged automatically becaues they were over 12 miles away from you.

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  81. fairtax dot org by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check out FairTax.org for information on a group that's trying to eliminate the IRS. (For those outside the USA, the IRS is the federal government's bureau for tax collection)

  82. Re:Fuck banks-slight of hand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "For example, you have $100 in your checking account. You deposit $500 on Monday"

    As you know things that are direct deposited and cash are posted immediately. If you have a paycheck or other external check. Go to one of their branches and cash the check. Take the cash to another branch and deposit normally. Gets neatly around that scam.

  83. Re:Fu** banks by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2

    That's right!!! Fu** them!!!

    Join a Credit Union.....

    I still got change in MY pocket....

  84. They have the right? by phorm · · Score: 2

    But, do you ever actually get the money back? Besides, if they tell you they're passing on the fee, then you have a choice. Last time I went to buy upgrade parts they told me it would be +3% to use Visa, so I debited. Sucked, but the prices were cheaper than elsewhere anyhow, and it does otherwise cost them the money.

    My question, how does Visahave a right to determine what retailers charge their customers. If the fee is a visible one, and one being incurred from Visa originally, then it's no worse than other idiotic fees like enviro levies on tires (even if I used the tire as a flower-pot and never put it in a landfil;) etc

    1. Re:They have the right? by ChannelX · · Score: 2

      Visa has the right because they established the rule and the business signed a contract. If the business didn't like the rules they shouldn't have signed the contract.

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    2. Re:They have the right? by Phroggy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My question, how does Visahave a right to determine what retailers charge their customers.

      Can you say "oligopoly", boys and girls? Just like a monopoly, but instead of having just one company controlling everything, there's two or three, and they all set the same fees and policies and don't actively compete against each other.

      You'll never hear an advertisement that Visa is better than Mastercard - just better than American Express. You'll never hear an advertisement that Mastercard is better than Visa either. In fact, I don't really remember Discover ads mentioning either Visa or Mastercard. Hmmm.

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  85. Re:Mortgage points by SouperDouper · · Score: 1

    As noted in another reply, a point is 1% of the mortgage amount, not 1/8%, but there is also one key that you are missing with points paid to reduce the rate of a mortgage.

    Where points are useful is getting the seller of the property to pay points as part of the sale. In a buyer's market, it is a way for the seller to say, "look, I want to sell to you, and I'll even take some of the money you are paying me, and I'll put it toward helping you get a lower interest rate." The buyer is happy because they get the property and a lower interest rate, the seller is happy because in paying a small amount of what they just received, they closed a deal on their property in a buyer's market.

    As a result of this lower interest rate, even the mortgage is only held for 7 years (more like 6 in MN), more of the principal has been paid off, and more profit will be made on the future sale.

    It is unfortunate that so many people are uninformed about why points are useful. I do agree with one part of the argument though, however. If you are taking out a mortgage, don't pay for points on your own loan.

  86. Not on the bill, not with the product by phorm · · Score: 2

    How about products that don't come with all the needed "accessories?" Just installed a printer at a local business, and it came with neither a USB or Parallel cable.
    Of course, this has apparently been happening for a long time now, but I haven't bought a printer in many years.
    It's one thing to charge people idiotic "hidden" fees on top of the standard rate, it's another to force them to shell out to pay for a part necessary to the functionality of a product.

  87. How Business is Done by Discoteck · · Score: 1
    Businesses say the added fees are the best way to manage rising costs and at the same time assign them directly to the consumers who use the services.
    Funny because I thought we were trying to break out of a recession. This sure sounds like one of those generic quotes made by managers to give the employee who was just laid off a reason not to be angry. Maybe firing people is the better way to go, if they want to cut costs and increase their profit margins. It is certain that customers are price sensitive, given the choice. If prices are reaised across the board by all the competing companies than the consumer must become accustom to paying for that service that used to be free. If a business figures out a way to pay for the cost of providing that service without charging the customer than they will most likely switch if it fits their company image. People with a lot of money want to spend more than the average customer with the idea in mind that the product or service that they are getting is better.
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  88. Illegal in California by Reziac · · Score: 2

    In Calif. it's illegal to ADD the cost of credit card fees to the bill. So instead, you'll see a lot of prices that "reflect a 3% cash discount".

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    ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  89. No Fee Bank Accounts by lamz · · Score: 2

    I'm in Canada, and do most of my banking through either ING Direct and President's Choice Financial. They charge no monthly fees and no transaction fees.

    I believe that the U.S. branch of ING Direct is very similar.

    You can still do some stuff without paying fees, but it takes a bit of effort.

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    Mike van Lammeren
    It will challenge your head, your brain, and your mind.

  90. Debit cards fees are cheaper by luiss · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, debit cards fees are cheaper, much cheaper. Read this artice on MSNBC titled Visa, Mastercard seen foiling rivals. It's about Visa and MasterCard using thier monopoly powers to try to kill the debit card market (and the new antitrust suit against them).

  91. while in USA everything is a for profit business? by fantomas · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I kind of assumed in USA *everything* was a "for profit business".


    Certainly US-slashdot posters often indicate a preference for no government unless avoidable, no taxes where possible, etc. I read this as one of the messages from the original article, that local authorities were collecting income from people through indirect taxation rather than direct taxation.


    Maybe things just cost money, and paying for them ultimately comes down to each of us, but it simply boils down to how the organisations get the money out of us.


    (BTW I find your assumption that "police are massively crooked whenever you go to a foreign nation", i.e. the whole world is crooked apart from the USA, naive and xenophobic to say the least. Some of your police hardly have an international reputation for integrity).

  92. wrong by sydlexic · · Score: 2

    you're thinking 'median', not average.

  93. OT: Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My little iMac can encode MPEG4 video in realtime. Show me an x86 that can do that. Or, shut up about x86 performance.

    Most midrange P4 systems are capable of decoding MPEG2 and recompressing it as MPEG4 at full DVD resolution (720x480) FASTER than realtime without breaking a sweat. Read Tom's Hardware Guide sometime.

  94. Re:"Fees" by any other name... by symbolic · · Score: 2

    ...especially when they're levied by the government, are TAXES. Anyone in the U.S. can check their phone bill to see what I mean...or their annual assessment for vehicle ownership fees (well there is a tax in there, but in my case, the processing fee is about 33% of the total.

  95. Tourist taxes only hit non-constituents by island_earth · · Score: 1

    Any tax on out-of-towners (business travelers, tourists, etc.) is levied because those who pay it don't vote in that district. It's much safer to tax people who aren't your constituents than those who are -- if you're a legislator, you can drum up lots of extra money by taxing hotels, car rentals, taxi fares, etc., risk-free.

    The real question, in the U.S. anyway, is whether this is taxation without representation, and therefore unconstitutional?

  96. Re:When good credit may not mean "good" by symbolic · · Score: 2

    If you're not paying interest, you're dead weight. You may have an excellent payment history, but as a financial institution who is seeking to maximize revenue, people who aren't paying interest (and various fees), aren't contributing to the bottom line.

    Have you looked at your credit score?

  97. Interest-Bearing checking by BinxBolling · · Score: 2

    There's another reason to use credit cards instead of debit cards, though: If your checking account pays interest, using a debit card will deduct from your balance immediately. Using a credit card and paying it off every month, you won't pay any interest to the credit card company, and your bank will pay you interest on the money you spend for the time period between when you buy something and when you actually pay the credit card bill on which it appears. Most of the time the difference won't be very large, but if you're making large purchases, especially early in the month, it's worth the trouble.

    Also, regardless of what the liability law says, there's a clear practical difference between the two: If your credit card is misused, you can challenge the charge, and it's up to the company to collect from you. If your debit card is misused, the money is already gone from your account, and the ball is in your court to recover what is rightfully yours.

  98. Re:while in USA everything is a for profit busines by dattaway · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some of your police hardly have an international reputation for integrity.

    That's because we like to blame our problems on everything. Our news has to have something to blame. Our politicians do it too. We like to complain, because if we didn't everything would be boring and we would have no goals. Its good that people feel insecure so they will be driven to spend money on ways to feel safe. Actually, its very peaceful here in the USA. Just don't tell anyone.

  99. Re:while in USA everything is a for profit busines by Tingler · · Score: 1

    (BTW I find your assumption that "police are massively crooked whenever you go to a foreign nation", i.e. the whole world is crooked apart from the USA, naive and xenophobic to say the least. Some of your police hardly have an international reputation for integrity).

    Hmmmm....... I did not see a single mention of the United States in his post. He only mentioned that he assumes that police are crooked when he goes to a foreign nation. He did not say that police are crooked in "Every country with the exception of the United States." For all you know he could be Canadian, English, Japanese, or Kuwaiti.

    Just because you assume that all Americans are naïve & xenophobic, does not make it so.

  100. Last week by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 1
    a cashier at Staples bent my ear through the entire transaction about how I really should buy an extended warranty ($14.95) for my new shredder ($40, on sale). I finally interrupted the streaming sales pitch to draw her attention to the words lifetime warranty in large type on the side of the box. She didn't bat an eye, just smoothly shifed gears to note how it was such a hassle to get service from the factory, and they make you pay the shipping both ways which is so inconvenient, and at that point I grabbed bag & receipt and expedited my exit.

    Some other random notes re one of my favorite pet peeves - thanx to the poster for bringing this up :)

    • It's been many years since I've received the hard sell for car rental CDW, et al; I'm either lucky, or the sales droids have figured out that AmEx automatically covers CDW. The last time I rented, the sales "agent" did try to sell me the fillup service, $4.99 per gallon to spare me the gross inconvenience of filling up down the street from the airport. Assuming I brought it back empty, that tank of gas would have cost more than the rental itself.
    • I came by the aforementioned car in an interesting way. Needed to book a weekend trip DTW --> BWI on two days notice. Best nonstop round-trip coach fare for two people: $1900 thru CheapTickets. Same website, same airline, same flights, plus a car: $560 (of which $90-odd was assorted surcharges). With fare structures like this, how the fsck can the airlines even know whether they make/lose money!?
      (Btw, lesson learned from this trip: don't book flights less than two weeks in advance unless you enjoy being "randomly" searched, repeatedly.)
    • Dish Network's first lame attempt at a PVR carried a $10/month charge to use the PVR features. No added features beyond what was built into the box; you paid the $10 solely for the privilege of using the hardware you'd just laid out $600 for. Dish sold maybe a half-dozen of these, unsurprisingly, and the newer/better (and Linux-based!) PVR boxen carry no surcharge.
    • Cruises & vacation package ads: Decent price prominently displayed, and beside it in 3-point type: "+ $80", or similar 75% markup. You can't not pay the markup; imho obscuring the actual price this way is damn near fraud.
    • ATM fees, and bank surcharges in general: Don't get me going on these.
    • Don't know if people outside metro Detroit see these: Car commercials featuring buy/lease prices unattainable by mere mortals. "We'll lease you a brand new fully-equipped (mumble)(mumble) for only $199/month with zero down. . .IF you're already leasing a car from us, AND you're an employee of the manufacturer, AND you won't be moving out of the area anytime soon (seriously), AND you have better credit than God. IOW, the CEO of GeneralDaimlerFord gets this price; you don't. Not so very long ago, TV ads gave the average price quoted by metro area dealers for all sales. Did the law change while I wasn't looking?

    DDB (who should be modded up for working Linux into an otherwise-irrelevant topic. :) )

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    Life is like surrealism: if you have to have it explained to you, you can't afford it.
  101. The best example... by Cervantes · · Score: 1

    The best example I've seen of hideous fees was earlier this year. The local airline, WestJet, offered everyone a low priced ticket (I think it was $3) for flying between Calgary and Edmonton. After taxes, security fees, airport improvement fees, baggage fees, giving us money fees, and everything else, the total was over $150.

    Another one: My bank used to give me free ATM withdrawls... until they "discontinued" my type of account, and moved me to one that had the $1 charge, plus the $1.50 Interac fee. I racked up close to $60 before I got my statement and gave them holy hell. And the thing is, they don't care if they loose me as a customer, because so many other people don't care.

    The best defense? Read the fine print. It looks daunting, but for the most part, you can make it out. It comes in handy, too... I've had provisions in contracts taken out because neither I, nor the person giving out the contract, could understand the language. It's rare, sure, but all you need is a ditzy salesclerk and a little luck. I asked one teenybopper to explain the signup fee structure on a store card once, and she couldn't, so she crossed it off the agreement and signed off on it. Sure, head office complained, but in the end, it didn't get them anywhere, and I saved $20.

    My other fun pasttime is finding ways to nickle and dime the nickle and dimers... if they're gonna try and screw me, then I might as well take everything I can, including their time and resources. Anyone have any good anecdotes on that note?

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    If I knew the wedgies I gave you back in 6th grade would have resulted in this . . . I might have taken a moments pause.
    1. Re:The best example... by royalblue_tom · · Score: 1

      A UK bank offered a free filofax for joining - 30 pounds opened the account. Well, I used the account for many months, and eventually changed to a different bank when I went to college (different on-campus bank - and I had got a free bag from the other bank with another 30 pounds ;) so go figure.

      I ended up having 60 pence in the bank, and couldn't get back to the actual branch to close the account, and they wouldn't close it for me and send a cheque. So they had to mail me a statement every month for six years, on an account 0.60 in credit.

  102. and my favorite by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    the "fee processing fee".

  103. Re:Yeah...but... by Mr.+Droopy+Drawers · · Score: 1

    Or get Adshield. No more stinkin' ads on Slashdot.

    See AdShield.org

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    To Copy from One is Plagiarism; To Copy from Many is Research.

  104. Re : What about social costs ? by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 1

    From my point of view you are forgetting one thing : social costs.

    Then there's the %50 fee on gas, that you never see because its built into the price- but is all tax. A brilliant deception because people all over hate oil companies for charging so much for gas, even though they aren't!

    First of all, as a side note, on the gas pumps where I live (Quebec, Canada), you can see the amount of taxes (in %) that the government is taking. Is there a law preventing your gas companies from doing the same ?

    That tax is important (if used correctly) because there is a social cost to burning gas. YOU pollute the air, YOU should pay the price to clean it.

    And lets not forget cigarettes-- a %50 markup in my state as well. But you don't see this fee because its built into the price. Another hidden tax. And people hate tobacco companies, hmm, noticing a trend.

    In Canada, with the free health care system, this tax is particularly important. Why on earth should I pay a dime of my hard earned cash to heal smokers ? I don't smoke and I'm not prepared to pay for them.

    Now the scum are starting to propose "vice" fees on fattening foots, so we can expect to pay an extra %50 for the privilege of buying a big mac that big momma government doesn't want you to eat?

    How about that Big Mac issue ? Is that kind of food healthy for you ? If I eat only healthy food, I'm likely to pay a lot more money than anyone eating fatty BigMacs all day. Why should I pay more for social care because more and more people are getting sick or out of shape because they eat bad food ? Like it or not, in the long run, there is a social cost to eating unhealthy foods. If you want to do that, fine, but pay up. I sure as hell won't.

  105. Wake up by mekkab · · Score: 2

    becuase you must be dreaming.

    I had my debit card stolen and used for an online purchase (Penis pills, no less!) I filed a complaint with my bank. They stalled and dragged their feet.

    I got in touch with the company who was frauded and they said "yeah, your card number was used by someone in Kazahkstan!! This obviously wasn't you so we're gonna credit you your money back"

    great merchant and it took seconds. (I would buy stuff from them... too bad they only sell penis pills!) The bank and their debit cards can take a hike.

    If they are charging you for their ATM usage, you need to think about switching to another bank. On the real.

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    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
  106. Re:while in USA everything is a for profit busines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I find your assumption that "police are massively crooked whenever you go to a foreign nation", i.e. the whole world is crooked apart from the USA, naive and xenophobic to say the least.

    It's not an assumption that is meant to realistically portray reality, it's an assumption that's meant to protect himself. If you assume the world is out to get you, you're ready for the bits of it that are. To be consistant, however, it would be best to assume the police are also massively crooked domestically as well, except he's probably had more experience with them.

    It's the whole "don't talk to strangers" principle.

  107. Extra steps for the paranoid by MikeVx · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I use my debit card as a credit card because my bank instituted a 25 cent per transaction charge for whenever I use my card and PIN, including when I withdraw money from their ATM machines!
    I use my debit card in credit card mode because when the card arrived there was a big sticker on the carrier page warning me to do so or be charged some absurd amount (I remember $1.50, but that may be wrong) if I used it in debit mode. I went one step further and got a seperate checking account at a bank instead of my credit union as I lack the financially suicidal tendencies to put a debit card on a live checking account. When the bank asked why I was getting a checking account just for a debit card, I asked them if they would also cover the charges from the other side of the check process in a card mis-use situation. (By this I mean returned-paynment charges from the credit cards, interest, etc.) They understood my logic and asked no further questions along that line. On the broader topic, I analyze most of my bills on-line every few days (where possible) and even little charges get questioned.
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  108. Re:When good credit may not mean "good" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're not paying interest, you're dead weight.

    Wrong. You're only dead weight if you're not using the card. The vendor is charged a small fee for every transaction you make.

  109. Language oddities by MikeVx · · Score: 1
    I thought Boku was one of them Pokemon things.
    In the first response to mention it, boku was used in the french sense of beaucoup, as in many or much.

    Re: Pokemon: In Japanese boku is the masculine form of the pronoun I. Yes, anime geek studying Japanese.
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  110. Tecoms love this stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I'm quite tired of it as well. For these very reasons I won't get a cell phone. Whats with the contracts?? You know what that tells me. It says, we can't stand behind our product. It says, if your not happy we don't care. It says, if don't want our services, we will force our services upon you, or you will pay us. What kind of joke is that. My biggest question is why people agree to crap like that??

  111. Re:while in USA everything is a for profit busines by p_trinli · · Score: 1

    ...often indicate a preference for no government unless avoidable..."

    I'm sure you meant to say UNavoidable. Better luck next time.

  112. Bank of America and France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I actually love my Bank of America account. Most of my friends are with Umbrella Bank (an online bank that seems to work mostly like a credit union) or with 'unions but I'm not switching. I get no fees- not even with using non-BofA ATMs- as long as I do everything either online or with an ATM (I live in Georgia, maybe this has something to do with it).

    I just returned from a trip to France. I was afraid of using foreign ATMs so I ordered 200 euros (no fee) with the help of my bank. Gone within two days. However, in France, every ATM took my card, charged me NO fee, and when I returned I was pleased to see that neither had BofA!

    But no one there took my Discover card, dammit.

  113. Re:When good credit may not mean "good" by symbolic · · Score: 2


    Hmmmm...are you telling me that credit companies evaluate an applicant's prospective 'benefit' by how much they're likely to make from the fees they charge vendors? Not likely.

  114. Re:Re : What about social costs ? by BitGeek · · Score: 2

    hat tax is important (if used correctly) because there is a social cost to burning gas. YOU pollute the air, YOU should pay the price to clean it.

    Ha! That's a good one-- you guys have big air scrubbing plants up there that your gas taxes go to in order to clean the air? That's rich. Hell, in BC you don't even have sewage treatement plants-- Victoria and the whole of vancouver island just dumps their raw sewage into the ocean.

    Who's paying the cost to clean all that ocean water?

    In Canada, with the free health care system, this tax is particularly important. Why on earth should I pay a dime of my hard earned cash to heal smokers ? I don't smoke and I'm not prepared to pay for them.

    Ah, the great lie of socialism-- you want free health care, but you don't want the other guy to get it! Which is why victoria is having town meetings trying to keep their doctors from leaving. (Yes, I visited victoria recently.)

    How about that Big Mac issue ? Is that kind of food healthy for you ? If I eat only healthy food, I'm likely to pay a lot more money than anyone eating fatty BigMacs all day. Why should I pay more for social care because more and more people are getting sick or out of shape because they eat bad food ? Like it or not, in the long run, there is a social cost to eating unhealthy foods. If you want to do that, fine, but pay up. I sure as hell won't.

    In other words, this "social care" idea is just a scam to try and force people to live the way you want to -- you take all their money to pay for health care you never deliver, and then take even more if they try to live their lives the way you want.

    Why not get rid of this socialism bullshit- which is proven not to work- - and let people pay their own money for their insurance. In the US the insurance companies charge smokers more. But everyone gets good insurance.

    Its none of your business whether I eat a bigmac and you have no moral right to charge me for the privilege of not conforming to YOUR idea of political correctness. That's flat out oppression. you might as well charge an extra black skin tax for black people because they don't conform to the skin color of most people.

    Social cost my ass- you have just shown its about oppressing by taxing those you don't like, not about any "social cost".

    The first thing you need to realize is that nobody owes society anything, and society doesn't owe them anything. There is no moral basis for this socialism-- it is merely the tool an oppressor uses to extract money from others, and the mind fuck that you have just displayed is what he uses to keep you in line.

    Why aren't you lobbying for a jogging tax? Joggers are far more likely to have serious leg injuries in their old age than non-joggers, why should you have to pay for it? Unless you're a jogger, in which case you're going to lobby for a non-jogger tax because non-joggers are more likely to be overweight.

    You wonder why there are fewer companies in canada, and a less robust economy and lots of unemployment? This is why.

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  115. Re:Ticketbastard.com by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1
    Precisely why I never bought another ticket from Ticketbastard since the one and only time I dealt with them back in 1989. $4 handling fee per ticket, each weighing less than an ounce and constituting no more than 12 square inches of non-toxic cardboard paper, is completely asinine!

    Convenience fee, my ass. I'll walk to the fricking box office.

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    Eternity: will that be smoking, or non-smoking? I Corinthians 6:9-10
  116. unamerican by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    does anyone else remember the stamp tax or the tea taxes... i'd say we should let the government know we aren't happy, but that would probably be considered unamerican these days :)

  117. Sorry if this is politically incorrect, but... by aquarian · · Score: 2

    ...outside the US, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, and Western Europe, the police and other government officials generally *are* massively corrupt. I've travelled all over the world, and this is what I've found. Others I know report similar experiences. Sorry if you're offended, but that's the way it is. It's *you* that's naive. Travel a bit, do business in other countries, and you'll see.

  118. Paper vs. electronic airline tickets by aquarian · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Airline costs have "risen rather dramatically" over the past two years, and paper tickets are "more costly to administer than electronic tickets," American Airlines spokeswoman Sonja Whitemon said in explaining the airline's decision to impose a $20 fee on customers who insist on old-fashioned tickets. Fewer than one-third of American's passengers opt for them, she said.

    And "since there is only so much space and weight an aircraft can accommodate," there's "an additional fee for passengers who require more than the average."

    This is bullshit. What they should say is that it's more costly to offer the same level of service/guarantee that they offer with a paper ticket -- which they don't.

    There's a lot more to the ticket fee issue than meets the eye. The public is aware of it, and it's why they still insist on paper tickets. What's the deal? Well, if you read the fine print, you'll see that an electronic ticket is a completely different class of ticket. It's a different contract. Basically, they have the right to bump you first if the plane is overbooked, or even if someone shows up at the last minute and is willing to pay full pop. With an electronic ticket, you're the low man on the totem pole. Of course airlines are pushing these, because it gives them carte blanche to do what they want with you, overbook flights, etc. Some e-tickets even have fine print about not being responsible for delivering checked luggage, etc.

    Be really careful with e-tickets. Read the fine print. I do, and I've always found it well worth it to pay the difference, and even to wait in line.

  119. In Australia, this is about to be different. by dragonsister · · Score: 1

    Yes, credit card companies have policies whereby they'll stop doing business with a merchant if the merchant passes on the cost of processing a credit card transaction.

    The Australian financial watch dog (I think the Reserve Bank, but I'm not sure) has decided that this is unreasonable, and the credit card companies should no longer be permitted to enforce this 'equal prices' situation. I'm not sure when it kicks in - maybe at the beginning of the new year - but I'm really looking forward to seeing it, despite being in the group of people that benefits most from the status quo.

    We have a credit card of the 'interest free for up to 55 days' sort. We have a mortgage. We spend off the credit card where practical and pay the balance each month, meaning we can keep more money on the mortgage. When differential pricing comes in, we'll stop doing this and keep the credit card for emergencies only ...

    And I hope that many other australians, faced with the credit-card surcharge, will make an effort to pay off their credit cards, and therefore get ahead of the debt-interest-fee curve. I know too many people who live with their credit cards near the limit, and if they *can't* break free of that they'll fall even further behind. So long as it's reasonably 'in your face' that you're paying extra for the priviledge of paying by credit card, people should make the change.

    Heh. People can do some very silly things sometimes though. Credit card loyalty schemes tend to amount to giving you back 1% of what you spend (of course, they're charging the merchant 3%). So hands up everyone who would spend the extra 3% to get the points, not having realised that the points are worth 1%? Hands up who's spent more than they should, to get a 'freebie' that is worth less than the extra paid?

    Rachel

  120. Thank you friend. by El+Camino+SS · · Score: 2


    I noticed a lot of people say that I needed to learn Spanish, or needed to realize that is the system and that I am a spoiled yankee bastard.

    The funniest part of it is that I speak much better with my public education Spanish than most college educated do. I watch Spanish television daily (admittedly for the hot chicks too, BUSTED!). I speak it in Mexico. I also realize that it is "the system" as well. I am wary about the cops, but exceedingly happy to see such an interesting place. Cozumel was beautiful. You should be very proud just because it is so nice. Also, there have been in my history about 5 belligerent Mexicans I have met outside of thousands. Mostly I just see them kill themselves to give their kids the gift of America. Just like my ancestors did in Jamestown. So there you go. That is Mayan happiness for you. The work hard AND smile while doing it.

    So on the fact that many of your people almost drown themselves to live in the USA, I say gracias, after all our cultures are too similar to worry about anything more than the money difference. It is a wonderful compliment. For you to admit that the police are crooked, thank you again. Most people would have gotten mad about it and called me a yankee bastard.

    You know what? In this day and age I am just overjoyed that the Mexican government doesn't have Al-Qaida in its borders, or that the average Mexican citizen is not burning the USA flag in the streets. SO... short of a little street level corruption... MEXICO IS FINE BY ME.

    Keep your chin up, amigo.

    And thank you.

  121. Especially for regional flights... by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1
    I'm glad I graduated this year... I used to be able to fly home during winter vac, etc. for $60 on student standby. Not bad for turning a SIX HOUR ferry and bus trip into a fifteen minute flight. (Travelling by car was only a little less expensive than flying, and almost as long as bus.)


    Since all these stupid fees (supposedly to increase security...when was the last time a Canadian flight was hijacked, again?) are FLAT RATE, short trips have increased in cost disproportionately.

  122. assumptions by fantomas · · Score: 2

    Fair comment. I still think this poster was naïve bordering on xenophobic, but I definitely don't think all US citizens are (I avoid the term American as my Canadian friends would probably be upset if I indicated North America = USA).


    I suppose I get a bit annoyed when somebody indicates that all police forces in all countries apart from their own are corrupt - a grand and sweeping statement. Though as you point out I didn't do myself any favours by also making an asumption.



    My experiences of travelling across the USA have been by and large very positive, and I have more than a few well travelled and open minded US friends. I think the world would be a better place if people travelled more.

  123. not as xenophobically defined by fantomas · · Score: 2

    Ah, I was responding to the original poster's assumption that "You should assume like I do that the police are massively crooked whenever you go to a foreign nation..", i.e. the indication that *every* country apart from the poster's own are corrupt. I find this rather a grand statement to make. You make a more moderate statement which I think is a bit closer to the truth. I've travelled to quite a few countries myself and would agree corruption seems to be more prevalent in developing countries than the Western world (though not exclusively so by any means, after all, the common term 'mafia' refers originally to an Italian organisation that heavily infiltrated the USA).



    But I think our friend the original poster is acting with rather too much paranoia bordering on the xenophobic to assume all police outside their own country are corrupt. Another poster has picked me up on my assumption that the original poster was from the US, and I accept it is unfair for me to make that assumption.

    1. Re:not as xenophobically defined by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately your assumption was correct, since the poster is from Tennessee. Just don't assume again.

  124. Re : What about social costs ? by Zutroy+Of+Earth · · Score: 1

    Ha! That's a good one-- you guys have big air scrubbing plants up there that your gas taxes go to in order to clean the air? That's rich. Hell, in BC you don't even have sewage treatement plants-- Victoria and the whole of vancouver island just dumps their raw sewage into the ocean. Who's paying the cost to clean all that ocean water?

    That was part of my point actually. Its the "if used correctly part". By no means I am saying that we are better in Canada. I just wish that the taxes that come from buying gas *should* only go to gas-related clean-up stuff. (in a perfect world, of course).

    Ah, the great lie of socialism-- you want free health care, but you don't want the other guy to get it! Which is why victoria is having town meetings trying to keep their doctors from leaving. (Yes, I visited victoria recently.)

    Free ? I don't want free health care if I have to pay for people who abuse the system (or themselves). On the other hand, I would gladly pay for people who are born with disabilities and who require frequent care.

    One problem with this, of course, is where do we draw the line? When is it abuse and when is it okay? I must agree that this is not an easy question to answer (and I won't pretend I have the answer). In my opinion, we should'nt have to pay for smokers. Smoking is a choice, it gives no benefits, and it can be avoided. I don't want to pay for that. Period.

    In other words, this "social care" idea is just a scam to try and force people to live the way you want to -- you take all their money to pay for health care you never deliver, and then take even more if they try to live their lives the way you want.

    Okay, maybe we should'nt call it "social care". To me, this social care should be about helping people in need. Again, if someone is born with some disability, and needs to pay 10,000$ per month just to live, should that person (or family) bear that burden alone? With your US insurance method, would that person pay the same price as a healthy person? If not, your system has failed. That person did not choose to be born that way.

    On the other hand, if you choose to smoke or eat McFood if is your decision. By what right do you impose your coslty living style (in terms of very possible futur health problems) on me? Free social health care should be a priviledge, not a god given right.

    Its none of your business whether I eat a bigmac and you have no moral right to charge me for the privilege of not conforming to YOUR idea of political correctness. That's flat out oppression. you might as well charge an extra black skin tax for black people because they don't conform to the skin color of most people.

    Again, I'm not restraining you from doing anything. But I expect you to accept to consequences of your actions. Smoking costs more to society. That's a fact. Is society ready to pay for smokers? That's not my decision to make, but right now, I'm paying for it. Being born with heart disease also costs more to society. *But*, did the baby choose to be born with heart disease? I'm ready to pay for that. Is society? I think so :)

    Why aren't you lobbying for a jogging tax? Joggers are far more likely to have serious leg injuries in their old age than non-joggers, why should you have to pay for it? Unless you're a jogger, in which case you're going to lobby for a non-jogger tax because non-joggers are more likely to be overweight.

    Hehehe :) Exactly! That's part of the problem that I mentioned earlier : where do you draw the line? Not an easy question to anwser. Does that mean that we should'nt try to answer it?

    You wonder why there are fewer companies in canada, and a less robust economy and lots of unemployment? This is why.

    Ha! Dang. You just solved our problems! It had nothing to do why the fact that there is a whole lot less of us in Candada :) That last line you wrote merits more discussion, but that's getting off topic :)

  125. Re:Re : What about social costs ? by BitGeek · · Score: 2


    You misunderstand- there are fewer companies because the taxes are way too high. The taxes are way to high because you're paying for health care for everyone.

    I read an interesting example the other day- you go to a restaurant regularly, and you spend $6, now theres some extra stuff that you could get for $4 more, but you normally just spend the 6.

    Yet you go with friends also on, say friday,s and the four of your are just going to split the tab evenly, yet you notice your friends get the $6 meal and they also get some of the $4 stuff, stickign you with a quarter of that stuff-- so the next weekend, when you go with your friends, you get the $10 meal, and everyone else does, so you all pay $10- -its fair, but is it really? You're paying %66 more than you normally would-- but you're forced to in order to get your fair share.

    Now imagine if everyone in the restaurant split the check-- a hundered ways and that extra $4 is no big deal- its just $0.04 if you're the only one who gets it. But some people are gluttons and order lots of wine and so their checks are $40! Well, if you want your fair deal you have to consume as much as you can, otherwise you'll be subsidizing them, right?

    That's what government taxation is-- there are people out there taking $80 meals and you're only getting the hamburger-- they have shown a "need" to drink mixed drinks all night, but you haven't so you just get the small meal-- yet you pay for their mixed drinks and thy pay for your hamburger and they get a much better deal!

    When someone else is paying ,you always use more.

    The way to draw the line is REALLY frickkin easy-- just make everyone responsible for their own health care-- you don't smoke eat bad food and you pay less. You don't subsidize those who do.

    And then since you want to help the WORTHY who need it, you GIVE to a charity-- if the charity wastes the money, you don't give to them and you give to another one. You are in control and the money is much more efficiently used.

    The goernment, not only forces you to pay taxes to subsidize the drinking habits and later liver transplants of unemployed lazy people-- but it puts a gun to your head to make sure you do.

    Get a libertarian socierty and not only will you have less poverty, you don't have to violate human rights to do it-- and the charity hospitals will be MUCH better.

    Course people assume that if this were the case, nobody would give to charity, but that's silly. I haven't met someone yet who wouldn't help a charity in such a situation-- everyone cares. M any don't now because the government is already taking %50 off my income for this forced "charity".

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    Yeah, and you guys panned the ipod too: http://apple.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=01/10/23/ 1816257
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