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Landshark

An anonymous reader writes "This has got to be, or will be when they actually make one, the coolest amphibious vehicle around. It's a cross between a motorcycle and a jet ski, and it seats three. It can travel at 200 mph on land and 50 mph on water. Just what you need to get you from point A to point B."

337 comments

  1. Don't try it !! by maharg · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you drive into the water at 200MPH it will get messy

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    1. Re:Don't try it !! by lithium100 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I can't imagine steering a three wheeled car at 200MPH!!!

      Remember the Robin reliant. About as stable as a junkie at a night club.

    2. Re:Don't try it !! by marc_gerges · · Score: 1

      The longer a vehicle gets and the wider the front track is, the less of an issue it means to be three-wheeled - especially with a low center of gravity. You come to the point where you slide instead of tilt pretty quickly. Sliding isn't good, but it's not worse on three than on four wheels.

    3. Re:Don't try it !! by Archie+Steel · · Score: 2

      Actually, the inverted tricycle design (two wheels in front, one wheel at the back) is quite stable, as stable as a four-wheel design (except when going in reverse, I guess). Of course you'd probably not be able to safely turn with a regular tricycle design at any speed higher than 30 MPH...

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    4. Re:Don't try it !! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Interestingly, these trikes are known as 'tadpoles' - try 'bentrideronline.com' to see some cheaper, but equally cool vehicles.

    5. Re:Don't try it !! by AGMW · · Score: 2, Informative
      The Robin Reliant (AKA The Plastic Pig) had one wheel at the front and was quite rightly ridiculed and laughed at during play time, but it filled a niche for very cheap motoring (and I think you only needed a bike license to drive one - from 16 or 17 maybe too!).

      Now, step back a few years, and check out the Morgan three wheeler. This was a fast sportscar with handling to match.

      Now run forward to the present day, and check out the tricycle recumbents from Greenspeed. I was on hols in Colorado (Boulder) and saw one of these puppies, and they are really neat!
      There's a bunch of stuff here about stability of 3-wheelers.

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    6. Re:Don't try it !! by AGMW · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Now, as I recall, someone did a V8 conversion on a Reliant Kitten (4 wheel version of Robin), and it was mighty quick (Reliants weigh next to nothing!), but this was just some silly fellow being, well, silly really. Normal use proved that they (Robins) were OK, 'cos in general they couldn't go very fast.

      Now, the Bond Bug was a dangerous little sucker that got a lot of people injured or killed. The problem was it was cheap, fast and marketed at kids who didn't have a clue what to do. Loads crashed. Absoloute Carnage!

      Now, why does this Landshark fella have to only have one rear wheel? Two of them could just make it into a car.

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    7. Re:Don't try it !! by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2

      Check out this pimp modification from the site you just linked. Hmm, I don't know whether to laugh, cry or buy one.

  2. Nothing new by plnb · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This is no different than the old car/boat things they used to make in the 60s, those were stupid, and so is this. Just my $0.02

  3. Next SUV by pacc · · Score: 2

    Excellent design, cooler then the car in the parking slot next to you and of course forbidden to be used everywhere except on public roads and special water areas.

    1. Re:Next SUV by Smidge204 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Also note that practically nobody uses an SUV for the kinds of things an SUV is capable of. I know Landrover owners you *freak* if they get mud on it... wtf did they buy a Landrover for, then?

      As for betting from A to B... who would use this for a daily vehicle? Recreation, definately, but recreational vehicles aren't genarally used for 'A to B' travel.

      +4 Neat, +0 Useful
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    2. Re:Next SUV by Drathos · · Score: 1

      maybe the ads for the maibatsu monostrosity in gta3 weren't that far off.. seats 12 (doesn't the expedition come close to this ;) ), amphibious mode, equipped to cross the artic tundra, 3 miles per gallon..

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    3. Re:Next SUV by LudditeMind · · Score: 1

      Isn't all travelling from point A to B? Plus it was most likely speaking of getting from one place to another in a straight line (e.g. not having to go around lakes).

    4. Re:Next SUV by PunchMonkey · · Score: 2

      As for betting from A to B... who would use this for a daily vehicle? Recreation, definately, but recreational vehicles aren't genarally used for 'A to B' travel.

      Are you kidding? A buddy of mine commutes to work about 15km or so each way a day alongside a lake (Gardiner/QEW for those who know). This would be great (assuming it was legal). Instead of being stuck in traffic averaging a crappy 40kph, he could zoom along the lake at 100kph+ unrestricted, his commute time would easily be cut in half, and he'd have a lot more fun :-)

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    5. Re:Next SUV by CTD · · Score: 2, Funny

      If it would work, I'd buy it.

      I live in Chicagoland, but grew up in SW Michigan.

      Driving home to visit the family involves 4 hours of highway torture. If I could just head down LakeShore Drive, cut across the beach, and boat my way across at least I wouldn't waste my time on the Dan Ryan developing road rage. I don't know if I'd save time, but the stress reduction would be awesome.

      Well, either that or working mass transit that is affordable, clean, and speedy. Likely that we won't see either in our lifetimes eh?

      P.S. I traded my SUV for a van. Surburban police don't understand that it's an ORV either. I got too many tickets/warnings for driving in the ditch to get around traffic. I tried to explain how I was helping the gridlock by getting out of the lane and making room for others, but nobody bought it... :(

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    6. Re:Next SUV by jsonic · · Score: 1
      ...practically nobody uses an SUV for the kinds of things an SUV is capable of. I know Landrover owners you *freak* if they get mud on it... wtf did they buy a Landrover for, then?

      Hmmm, generalizations are fun. To break your convienient stereotype, here is a website with hundreds of Landrover owners who most definitely take their vehicles off-road.

      Now the question of if this is a smart thing to do with a $40k vehicle is whole other issue.

    7. Re:Next SUV by djrogers · · Score: 3, Informative

      As for betting from A to B... who would use this for a daily vehicle? Recreation, definately, but recreational vehicles aren't genarally used for 'A to B' travel./blockquote>

      Hmm, imagine living in a city surrounded by water and bridges such as Vancouver or San Francisco. In Vancouver commuting via 'blueways' (aka water) is a viable option for some people - the ability to take your boat with you would make it even more viable!
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    8. Re:Next SUV by DarkZero · · Score: 2

      As for betting from A to B... who would use this for a daily vehicle? Recreation, definately, but recreational vehicles aren't genarally used for 'A to B' travel.

      Obvious answer: People that want some recreation but don't have the money to make a distinction between "daily" and "recreational"?

    9. Re:Next SUV by susano_otter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Yay. Hundreds of SUV owners use their SUVs in some close approximation of how the television tells them it should be used.

      Compare that to the thousands who use them almost exclusively to commute, pick up groceries, or take the kids to soccer practice.

      Not to mention the whole debate you hinted at--that these vehicles aren't actually even appropriate for the kind of use that the television proposes. Or the debate about whether or not the drivers are properly qualified for these fantastical depictions of "extreme driving".

      Your Landrover website aside, the trend seems to be as follows: Your television tells you to buy the SUV for its extreme driving capability. You do what you television tells you to do, and then use the SUV almost exclusively for mundane driving tasks.

      Meanwhile, companies like Subaru and Volvo are making AWD cars that not only have superior extreme driving capabilities, but have smaller footprints, better mileage, better price points, and significantly less emissions.

      I have no patience for your Landrover enthusiasts. The amount of money they're spending to bounce over muddy tussocks is laughable. The visual obstruction they pose on the highway, and the level of pollution they contribute in pursuit of their own amusement, promptly drains all the humor out of the situation. Go offroad all you want. I'm not against having fun. But keep your over-sized, gas-guzzling, luxury follies the fuck away from my commute.

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    10. Re:Next SUV by jsonic · · Score: 1
      take a deep breath. I wasn't endorsing or disagreeing with the "correctness" of SUVs. The comment I replied to said that Landrover owners didn't take their machines offroad.

      I found a website (and there are many others) that disproved their point.

      But keep your over-sized, gas-guzzling, luxury follies the fuck away from my commute.

      I'm sure you could find many motorcyclists (or bicyclists) that could use the EXACT same argument against you and your Volvo. But I guess they're wrong because your opinion is "right".

  4. Knock knock... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Candygram!

    Wait, isn't this what Skeleton drove?

    1. Re:Knock knock... by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      Hey, you're that shark I've been hearing about.
      ...
      I'm just a dolphin ma'am.
      Oh, well in that case...

  5. slashdot vapourware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has a similar feel to the Amiga story the other day - any chance of posting real world coolness sometime?

  6. Way sexier than those tablec PCs by cyborch · · Score: 1

    and there's no sign of the big and ugly coorporation...

  7. it has to be said by cr@ckwhore · · Score: 5, Funny

    (knock knock on the door)

    "Who is it?"

    (mumbles)

    "Who?"

    "Unicef"

    "Oh, why didn't you say that before!"

    (landshark attacks woman who opens the door)

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    1. Re:it has to be said by Charlton+Heston · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Goddamn the moderators are stupid.

      NO! Don't moderate the parent post as redundant. HE WAS TALKING ABOUT THE ONE HE LINKED TO! Moderate THAT one as redundant.

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    2. Re:it has to be said by p3d0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I thought the Redundant mod was pretty funny. I wish I could metamod it as Funny.

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    3. Re:it has to be said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was probably the intent. I once modded someone's rant about Win32 systems being superior as funny and it was rather well received (the modding I mean).

  8. Oif. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, this is cool, but it it NOT a replacement for jetpacks, personal helicopters, or hovercrafts that we were promised in all those futurist magazines.

    1. Re:Oif. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just want my own SkyCar. C'mon Moller, hurry it up!

  9. This is good advancement, but... by suman28 · · Score: 2

    The reason three wheels we not popular in my opinion is that they are unsafe at high speeds. It certainly looks cool, but I travelling at such high speeds can get you killed faster in the water than on land.

    1. Re:This is good advancement, but... by Knobby · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, the current land speed record holder is a three-wheeled gas turbine powered vehicle. Two wheels up front and a pair of co-linear wheels in the rear.. They had some stability issues at the prototype stage, but the car that they ultimated ran worked fine..

    2. Re:This is good advancement, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has has one thing going for it. Lotus Engineering LTD. Personally, I dont see the thing going 200mph on the road. I only know of a few street legal, factory made cars that are members of the 200mph club (McLaren, Lamborgini, Ferrari). All of which cannot be touched for under 6 figures. Not to mention, only 1 of those seats 3 (which costs 7 figures).

    3. Re:This is good advancement, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      then there's the fact that currently this is at the point where they are collecting investment to build a 1/3rd scale model... do I smell vapor?

    4. Re:This is good advancement, but... by wheel · · Score: 1

      the car that they ultimated ran worked fine..

      This thing isn't a freaking car, man -- it's a freaking cruise missile!

  10. Planned or measured? by PhysicsGenius · · Score: 4, Informative
    I would never drive a boat 200 mph on land. It would flip right over.

    A boat is designed to be a wing. You want the least amount of boat in the water that you possibly can, so you construct it to lift up and out the faster you go. But on land, you want the vehicle to press down onto the ground, the opposite direction as in the water.

    Like the space shuttle, this "landshark" sounds like it was engineered for coolness and not from genuine requirements.

    1. Re:Planned or measured? by Beatbyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd imagine the suspension is adjustable in the front. Air bags or coil over or something where it would actually bring the front end down and the back end up at least to the same height if not higher than the front.

      Either way, when my car hits 130mph and I'm feeling kinda scared, I don't think I could handle going much faster than that. Besides, RWD at 200mph? a little lite in the back end would be DAMN scary/dangerous!

    2. Re:Planned or measured? by TechnoLust · · Score: 3, Funny
      So throw an adjustable spoiler on it.

      Also just because it CAN go 200 MPH doesn't mean you should. My car will do 175 MPH, but I don't drive it that fast because I don't want to lose my license.

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    3. Re:Planned or measured? by pete-classic · · Score: 3, Informative

      RTFA. It lowers the mud guards into the water and acts as a hydrofoil.

      -Peter

    4. Re:Planned or measured? by bflong · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's a Hydrofoil boat on the water. Perhaps the hydrofoil can be tucked up into the body while on land?
      It can keep it's center of gravity low and also employ veriable pitch airfoils for downforce while on land.
      This is not built like a typical V-Hull Grady White.

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    5. Re:Planned or measured? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 99 Cobra was rear wheel drive and I got it up to 138 at the top of 4th gear once. Still had 5th gear to go :>

      At that speed, with stock suspension I thought I was going to flip if I hit a turtle or a rock - it did not feel stable. Maybe if it was lowered and had (even higher) performance springs and shocks I could have gone faster but I didn't really want to after that.

    6. Re:Planned or measured? by PhysicsScholar · · Score: 2, Informative

      If I've learned anything at all through decades of education, it's that one should never underestimate the power of Type R decals and fart can exhaust pipe caps.

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    7. Re:Planned or measured? by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Either way, when my car hits 130mph and I'm feeling kinda scared, I don't think I could handle going much faster than that. Besides, RWD at 200mph? a little lite in the back end would be DAMN scary/dangerous!

      All race cars are RWD (AFAIK...and I mean real race cars, not some Civic with a fart pipe, lots of stickers, and a huge-ass spoiler that does it no good), and they get up to similar speeds without problems. Check out this page.

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    8. Re:Planned or measured? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 3, Informative
      All race cars are RWD

      True, but you really need to know what you are doing when abusing one. FWD is much more forgiving, especially in the rain/snow.

    9. Re:Planned or measured? by simpl3x · · Score: 1

      nor does it sound as if it was engineered for speed. your lucky to get a tweaked ducati up to 180 let alone a boat. lots-o-power! and, 50 in a boat is quite fast. i think my friend's does 70 with a 454 big block. most of the racing boats of that ilk use two engines.

    10. Re:Planned or measured? by Capt.+DrunkenBum · · Score: 2

      All real cars are rear wheel drive... As god intended it to be.

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    11. Re:Planned or measured? by ninewands · · Score: 2
      Quoth the poster:
      True, but you really need to know what you are doing when abusing one. FWD is much more forgiving, especially in the rain/snow.

      Errrrmmm ... no. Up until the Japanese reworked FWD in, I believe, the early to mid-seventies, all cars were rear-wheel drive because designs prior to that time had been VERY unforgiving about warning the driver about the approaching switch from under-steering to over-steering as cornering speed increased. The most notable example of this was the Cord in the 30s. Wonderful car but it was a killer.
  11. Is It Safe? [apologies to Dustin Hoffmann] by gowen · · Score: 5, Funny
    It can travel at 200 mph on land and 50 mph on water. Just what you need to get you from point A to point B."
    As long as you don't mind various parts of your body being scattered at points C, D, E and F, and your luggage being at point Z.
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    1. Re:Is It Safe? [apologies to Dustin Hoffmann] by slimak · · Score: 1

      or if point A is "living" and point B is "dead".

      do we really need to travel this fast (on land), where is there to go?

    2. Re:Is It Safe? [apologies to Dustin Hoffmann] by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 2

      you've obviously never taken a ride on a TGV, Thalys or Eurostar train

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    3. Re:Is It Safe? [apologies to Dustin Hoffmann] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Obviously you don't live in Nevada... although 200mph is a bit over the top, there are plenty of places were 120 is not all that unreasonable. But here, you really don't need the amphib. cabability.

      I'd like to know what kind of milage this thing gets at, say 70mph. I'd consider a small, fast, agile, efficient vehical to fit between my car and motorcycle. Sometimes, the weather is just too nasty for a bike, but you really don't need the space of a car.

  12. It's just a dolphin by p3d0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lady: Who is it?

    Landshark: Plumber.

    Lady: I didn't hire a plumber. Who is it!?

    Landshark: Flowers.

    Lady: What... for who

    Landshark: Plumber

    Lady: ... you're.. that crazy shark aren't you?

    Landshark: No maam, I am just a dolphin.. will you let me in please?

    Lady: A dolphin! Ok!

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    1. Re:It's just a dolphin by p3d0 · · Score: 0

      Um, thanks for the critique, but I just pasted it from the SNL site.

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    2. Re:It's just a dolphin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think most people over the age of 12 knew what he was referencing anyway.

    3. Re:It's just a dolphin by mccalli · · Score: 1
      I think most people over the age of 12 knew what he was referencing anyway.

      I'm 30, and have absolutely no idea what's being referenced. Could someone please let me know?

      Cheers,
      Ian

    4. Re:It's just a dolphin by Beautyon · · Score: 2

      Saturday Night Live, Chevy Chase in the famous "Landshark" Skit.

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    5. Re:It's just a dolphin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aaah, so this is some kind of American "comedy"?

    6. Re:It's just a dolphin by mccalli · · Score: 1
      Saturday Night Live, Chevy Chase in the famous "Landshark" Skit

      Aah...that'll be why then. I'm not in the US, so haven't seen it.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    7. Re:It's just a dolphin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Geez, I thought I was the only post-puberty /. regular ... I'm 30 too!

    8. Re:It's just a dolphin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this funny?

    9. Re:It's just a dolphin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because he is Chevy Chase and you are not.

    10. Re:It's just a dolphin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it used to be comedy - now it more closely resembles tragedy.

      http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/index.htm l

    11. Re:It's just a dolphin by FrankDrebin · · Score: 2

      The posts so far seemed to have missed the funniest line of the skit... Candygram!

      For those who don't know, the skit was Landshark from the 1970's Saturday Night Live program. At the time 'Jaws' was new at the movies. Chevy Chase played the shark, and in one episode was Larraine Newman sitting at home in her apartment when the doorbell rings...

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    12. Re:It's just a dolphin by p3d0 · · Score: 1

      I think it was a series of skits. One of them had "candygram" and others didn't.

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  13. How interesting! by ekrout · · Score: 2, Funny

    This has got to be, or will be when they actually make one, the coolest amphibious vehicle around.

    GNU/HURD developers say the same thing about their operating system!

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    1. Re:How interesting! by NewTrollOrder · · Score: 1

      I'm currently working on an amphibious GNU/HURD-based vehicle. Who's cool now?

    2. Re:How interesting! by ShavenYak · · Score: 1

      I'm currently working on an amphibious GNU/HURD-based vehicle. Who's cool now?

      Well, considering you can't handle disk partitions larger than 2GB, it isn't you!

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  14. Sheesh... by Malfeas · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...apparently this motorcycle/jetski thingie can't outrun the slashdot effect.

    1. Re:Sheesh... by Captain+Large+Face · · Score: 4, Funny

      Of course not! This thing goes 200mph, whilst the Slashdot effect travels at the speed of dark, which is just ever so slightly faster that the speed of light.

    2. Re:Sheesh... by Idarubicin · · Score: 2
      ...the Slashdot effect travels at the speed of dark...

      Um, you mean the speed of dork, don't you?

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  15. Should be pretty neat! by llamalicious · · Score: 5, Informative

    Reading that last line on Landshark's homepage, I can only think of the next round of Darwin awards and wonder if should inform Mr. Baker of his nomination. ;)

    Here's the google cache if you need it

  16. Ludacris - Move B*tch by _PimpDaddy7_ · · Score: 1

    Now I can drive right THROUGH the SUV moms to the tune of Ludacris "Move b*tch! Get out the way! Get out the way, bitch!" Get out the way!"

    1. Re:Ludacris - Move B*tch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, if you're going to lamely censor the word bitch, at least be consistant and censor all instances of it.

    2. Re:Ludacris - Move B*tch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      rap sucks

  17. Shall we nominate the test driver? by dan+dan+the+dna+man · · Score: 1

    I think this could be a future Darwin Award in the making here :)

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  18. Re:Here's a mirror... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I mirrored it to my site, run off my Palm Pilot and an IR connection. Enjoy!! Here's the link!! [localhost]
    But I'm not running a webserver on my computer. . .that link is for localhost. . .doesn't do me much good!!!
  19. Give it up for google cache! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn /. effect: Google Cache

  20. But WHY? by kafka93 · · Score: 2

    Who is going to use a motorcycle for the water?
    Why do geeks always feel the need to shoehorn technology into purposes for which it wasn't intended? A motorcycle should be for use on ROADS. If you have the need to travel on water, people, _buy a boat_. Once again, our obsession for technology prevails in the face of reason. What will be next? Internet access for telephones? Where will this madness end?

    1. Re:But WHY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do geeks always feel the need to shoehorn technology into purposes for which it wasn't intended?

      Yeah! Like turning sand into microchips! And turning trees into houses! And pumping out crude oil out of the ground! And killing animals to wear their skins! And cooking over a fire!

    2. Re:But WHY? by Gopher971 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Simple answer - Traffic. i live in Dublin near the coast. To travel to work every morning takes an hour and a half. With something like this I could be in work in 25 minutes by crossing Dublin Bay and travelling up the canal.

      Although, somehow I doubt you'd ever get up to 200mph on any road in Dublin!

      Gopher

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    3. Re:But WHY? by CaffeineAddict2001 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Poor guy. I bet you never used to draw outside the lines as a child and your apples were always colored red and the sky blue.

      "TEEACHER! Johnny colored his apple purple!!!"

    4. Re:But WHY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in Seattle. I live on the other side of the Puget Sound (in Kitsap county). Currently I walk onto a passenger ferry every day (after driving to the dock, paying to park, etc.) However, I am thinking about changing jobs and taking something further away from the waterfront. I'm considering a motorcycle because the costs to put a motorcycle on the ferry are less than a car ($5 vs. $12). This, on the other hand,would be *great* for *my* needs. It would be truly practical. No more driving 30 minutes to wait in line for a ferry boat, just drive down to the Hood canal, enter the water, "drive" across the sound to Seattle, drive on the road to Redmond or whereever. I'm going on his waiting list.

    5. Re:But WHY? by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2

      Same here, I can see a use for it. There are many places in the north of Scotland where you have the choice of a 3-4 hour drive or 30 minute sail. Ever gone to the shops on a Jetbike? You tend to get funny looks, but it's a fun way to do it!

  21. I could really use one of these things... by Max+Romantschuk · · Score: 1

    I live close to the sea, not right by it but close to it... and work is close to the sea aswell.

    The possibility of being able to avoid trafic by simply going through water when appropriate would be really cool.

    I doubt it would deal with ice very well though, so it'd only work during the summer.

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    1. Re:I could really use one of these things... by nickclarke · · Score: 1

      I doubt it would deal with ice very well though, so it'd only work during the summer.

      It's Amphibious - you drive on top the ice until it breaks, then the shark turns into a boat. Simple.

    2. Re:I could really use one of these things... by boomer_rehfield · · Score: 1

      "then the shark turns into a boat."

      that just sounds funny...gonna take some getting used to....heh

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    3. Re:I could really use one of these things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt it would deal with ice very well though, so it'd only work during the summer.

      Dude, which sea do you live by? The Arctic?

  22. Durability? by TamMan2000 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The combined drive system is really clever, but I wonder how it will hold up... The impeller is mounted on the drive wheel, the wheel moves over the uneven surface of the road, and adsorbs shocks from all the bumps, so what I want to know is: how the heck are you going to build impeller seals that will hold up to that and still hold a tight tolerance?

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    1. Re:Durability? by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

      how the heck are you going to build impeller seals that will hold up to that and still hold a tight tolerance?

      I don't know, but I'm sure the jet engine sound this thing will make at speed will be worth any engineering headaches the problem presents. At least until you start sucking frogs into the wheels. On a related note, the rear brakes will be very well cooled.

    2. Re:Durability? by nicuss · · Score: 2, Informative

      The way I see it the impeller can actually be the rim and not rotating with respect to the tire, thus it wouldn't need seals/bearings like a regular waterpump does.

      On the other hand, there has to be a wheel cap stationary with respect to the body, that has a rear-facing slot for the propulsion jet. Now between this cap and the rim you'd need a seal, but if you make the cap ultralight then the seal won't be that hammered.

      Of course, you could put the impeller on bearings and work it out that way, but I don't think that's necessary.

  23. Paint it black... by outofpaper · · Score: 3, Funny

    If you just paint the thing black you will have a nifty Batman like toy. It looks like a veicle that only a supper hero would drive, not that that's wrong or eny thing. I think that the design would make an amazing remot controled veicle.

    New thinkgeek blurb:
    Do you want to scare your co-workers, destroy litle boats in park ponds, or just send mesages ashore from your house boat? Then this is the best thing that you'll ever want NEW MINI SHARK

    1. Re:Paint it black... by cyborch · · Score: 1

      ...that only a supper hero would drive...

      hmmm... I'm not a perfect speller either (especially when it comes to /.) but this makes me think of Knights of the dinner table more than Batman... I don't recall any of them having lots of gadgets...

    2. Re:Paint it black... by BanSiesta · · Score: 1

      > It looks like a veicle that only a supper hero would drive

      I'm sure all the lunch heroes would enjoy this vehicle just as much!

    3. Re:Paint it black... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Supper IS lunch, dork. Dinner is the evening meal.

  24. I prefer... by adlai · · Score: 1

    ...a duck. Maybe slower but also ALOT more stable...

    1. Re:I prefer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not if you are in Seattle http://archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/ texis.cgi/web/vortex/display?slug=duckboat10m&date =20011210&query=ride+the+ducks+tourist

    2. Re:I prefer... by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      A LOT slower, a LOT worse on gas, and totally defeats the purpose of the small size of the vehicle in question. These two vehicles were very obviously not built for the same thing.

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  25. I can't remember... by jhines0042 · · Score: 2

    ... the last time that I needed to cross water and I didn't have a bridge.

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    1. Re:I can't remember... by mark_lybarger · · Score: 2

      i imagine they have a different audience in mind with this one. the folks that live in/on bainbridge and have to take the ferry over everyday to work in downtown seattle could save a lot of time with something like this.

      it could eventually be marketed like the current SUV market. people will buy them just because they're percieved to be kewl.

    2. Re:I can't remember... by nellardo · · Score: 2

      Oh that's easy. Some whack-jobs dropped a couple of planes on these tall buildings here and not even the trains were running..... And there's still soldiers with machine guns hanging around all the bridges. I'm not rich enough to own a helicopter for getting off this island, but if anyone actually invests enough money for the Land Shark to get built at the price claimed, it might be an option.

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    3. Re:I can't remember... by jgerman · · Score: 2

      it could eventually be marketed like the current SUV market. people will buy them just because


      Lovely more vehicles for people that take the Sport part of the name seriously and think they have a performance vehicle.

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    4. Re:I can't remember... by jhines0042 · · Score: 2

      Well I hope that whoever does buy this goes through boat "driving" lessons first.

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    5. Re:I can't remember... by DarkZero · · Score: 2

      I can remember the last time I wanted to cross water and there were cars lined up bumper-to-bumper going half a mile an hour on the bridge.

    6. Re:I can't remember... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah , like the Coast Guard would let you drive that thing around NY Harbor. Keep dreaming city boy!

  26. some more info by Numeric · · Score: 1

    "The Shark uses the single rear wheel as a turbine pump in water and then hydroplanes on the lowered front mudguards."

    "One side of the rear wheel draws the water into the centrifugal turbine where it is pushed through to the pressure collector on the other side to be pushed out of a rear facing nozzle."

    "This website has been receiving around 50,000 visits a month with many people interested in buying a Shark."

    Okay the site is down now...

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  27. Had the same idea myslef by RevDobbs · · Score: 1

    Had a similar idea myself while I was in college... contemplated a single vehichle that I could use to travel the world, figured my best bet would be a motorcycle/sidecar combo that could turn into a personal watercraft. Glad to see I'm not as insane as all my friends thought I was.

    1. Re:Had the same idea myslef by marc_gerges · · Score: 1

      If you want to travel the world in style, use this.

  28. Just what you need... by dan_linder · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just what you need to get you from point A to point B.... via point "sea"!

    Ok, bad pun...

    Dan

    For our non-english speaking readers, the letter "C" in English sounds like "Sea" (the large bodies of water).

    1. Re:Just what you need... by cheezus_es_lard · · Score: 1

      One if by land, One++ if by C.....

    2. Re:Just what you need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      How exactly is a non-English speaking person reading slashdot?

    3. Re:Just what you need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a computer?

    4. Re:Just what you need... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are people here who don't speak English?!? How un-American is that?

  29. At last...the perfect London commuting tool by mccalli · · Score: 2
    ...and I'm only semi-joking. I live next to the Thames in Marlow (~20 miles to the west of London), and if I could use this to get into central London before nipping out and finishing the rest of the journey by road, I'd be delighted.

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:At last...the perfect London commuting tool by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      is "cheers" used in informal letters for the most part? or is it for both formal and informal letters? i'm guessing it's not very often used in speech, at least when i spent three days in london, i never heard anyone say it.

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    2. Re:At last...the perfect London commuting tool by mccalli · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      is "cheers" used in informal letters for the most part?

      Informal only. If in London, you might have heard people saying "Cheers mate" to each other. Maybe...

      Another thing is that while I've been living in the south for about seven years now, I'm actually from Sheffield in northern England, so some of my speech patterns are different to those of actual southerners.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    3. Re:At last...the perfect London commuting tool by glesga_kiss · · Score: 2

      I'll bet you'll still have to pay to get it into the city though!! ;-)

    4. Re:At last...the perfect London commuting tool by belroth · · Score: 2

      Not if it's classed as a motorbike.

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  30. Mirror by NETHED · · Score: 1

    This is a mirror, please be gentle.

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  31. Pointless by _Spirit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I really can't see the point of this. It's not interesting or cool from a technical point of view, it's not cool in anything but a mine is bigger/faster than yours and my dick is really big enough, really ! kind of way. Just seems to me like another way to get yourself killed, in a way that might not be efficient but still very fast indeed.

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    1. Re:Pointless by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      and the 200mph claim is pretty outrageous..
      makes wonder about the 50mph water speed too.. or how fast you would be able to turn..

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    2. Re:Pointless by binaryDigit · · Score: 2

      and the 200mph claim is pretty outrageous

      Not really, several motorcycles available today are capable (with minor mods) of going that fast. And motorcycles are grossly non-aerodynamic so it takes a lot of ponies to get them up to that speed. Since the LandShark is an enclosed vehicle and would theoretically have a much better cd, it shouldn't take too much effort to get it to go that fast.

      Now would I want to be in a three wheeled vehicle at those speeds, no way in hell. I'd do it on 2 in a second, but three would seem like a rolling coffin to me.

    3. Re:Pointless by banda · · Score: 2
      several motorcycles available today are capable (with minor mods) of going that fast.

      That, sir, is a load of bunk. Take the fastest production motorcycle in the world: The Suzuki GSX1300R. It's not the most powerful production motorcycle, but darn close. It has an aerodynamic advantage over other more powerful bikes that give it its high top speed.

      It turns out that you have to spend double the original price of the bike just to get it to travel in the mid 190 mph range. The modifications require major alteration of the motor.

      You have to spend cubic money to get that last 15 mph.

      By the way, cd isn't the only factor in calculating drag. Motorcycles have high cd compared to cars, but they also have tiny frontal area. A three wheeled car with a better cd and five times as much frontal area loses all its advantage.

      The 200 mph figure is quite outrageous.

    4. Re:Pointless by binaryDigit · · Score: 2

      It turns out that you have to spend double the original price of the bike just to get it to travel in the mid 190 mph range

      Well all the bike rags I've read have claimed a stock Busa will do around 190 (check any of the rags online, such as CycleWorld). Slap a turbo charger and/or some nitros (both together should not add up to the anywhere near the cost of the orignal bike) and 200 is no problem indeed. Now I've not personally ridden a Busa/Blackbird/ZX12 nor do I personally know anyone who's gone that fast, but I'm assuming that the trade rags are pretty close and that it's not all Suzuki marketing.

      As for the frontal area, I am aware of that, but looking at the drawings it doesn't appear that it's frontal area would be anywhere near five times, or even twice as large. Hard to say from the drawings, but one would imagine that if they want to hit that 200mpg mark that they'd have to pay careful attention to the aerodynamic aspects, both in terms of speed, but more importantly in terms of stability.

    5. Re:Pointless by banda · · Score: 2
      Sport Rider, this summer had an in depth article on mounting a Hahn Racecraft turbo system on a Hayabusa. It netted them over thirty horsepower, and took the bike to a top speed of (drumroll please) 197 mph. The turbo was not easy to install, and it wasn't cheap.

      NOX injection does remarkable things for drag racers, but there's just not enough juice in the bottle to provide sustained horesepower for top speed runs.

      I owned a CBR1100XX Blackbird for several years, one of the original carbureted 97 models. I took it up to an indicated 165mph once. I say indicated because the speedometer error on virtually all motorcycles is somewhere near 10%, so I may have been travelling as slow as 150mph. Slug-like, to be sure. At any rate, while it was still accelerating impressively at 150mph, it was no where near the thrust from 90 to 130. All that air just piles up in front of you when you start going that fast. Something about the cube of the speed...

      I would still bet that the frontal area of the Landshark is between 4 and 6 times that of a CBR1100XX. These fast bikes have a remakably small frontal profile.

    6. Re:Pointless by binaryDigit · · Score: 2

      The Mr Turbo turbo kit is ~$4000, cheap, no, but still not "double the cost" of the original bike. Plus, with NOX, you wouldn't have it on for the duration of the run, you would hit the button once you've already achieved a particular speed that should easily get you past 200mph, though admittedly only for a short time.

      I took it up to an indicated 165mph once.

      I've had my ~95hp VFR up to an indicated 155 and it was still pulling (and I'm 6'1" and had a tank bag), so I would think that your 165 was still not near the top of what it was capable of (and no, the VFR probably only had a couple more mph in her, but she hadn't topped out yet). And yes, going from 90 to 130 is simple beans compared to 130-150, but that's what you'd expect right? Doesn't mean that you can't get there.

      So if a stock Busa makes ~150hp and the turbo bumped it up to ~180hp (note that we're talking superbike numbers now, and they have been clocked at over 200mph, along with ~190hp gp bikes), assuming improved aerodynamics and not a too significant increase in weight, releasing a vehicle at about ~200-250hp could get you to that magic 200mpg mark, even if it takes "the right conditions" (drag strip, cool weather, favorable breeze) to get it to that mark. Remember, it just has to do it once for them to claim that it can do it.

    7. Re:Pointless by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

      Now would I want to be in a three wheeled vehicle at those speeds, no way in hell.

      Actually, 3 wheels (2F/1R) can be very stable. There are several human power trikes with this same configuration, generally very stable at 50+.
      As long as you don't try to implement rear wheel steering. Then you will crash.

      1F/2R is potentially VERY unstable at anything over 15 or so.

    8. Re:Pointless by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      Frontal area is not all you need to look at as far as aerodynamics is concerned. It's how the air moves around the whole thing that matters. Look at speed records for human powered bicycles. The highest speeds are gotten by building an aerodynamic shield (with more frontal area than the original bike). That leads me to conclude that, yes, it would need a slightly higher power motor for the 200 mph than a motorcycle, but only because of the increased weight. Because of aerodynamic principles it would be easier for something like this to accelerate above 130 mph than any conventional motorcycle.

      If you want a comparison, look at drag racing cars. The fastest ones don't necessarily have the smallest frontal area, but they do have the best aerodynamic properties.

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    9. Re:Pointless by banda · · Score: 1
      Hate to drag this OT thread on and on... but, since I love to talk bikes, and you seem to like bikes too...

      Peak horesepower does not translate directly into top speed. There's a delicate balance of gearing and tuning that goes into increasing top speed. Peaky (read modified) motors can become almost useless because of their power curve. One tooth to small on the rear sprocket, and the off-peak motor may not be able to overcome the gearing to reach its theoretical top speed. One tooth to large on the rear, and the peak power is used before the theoretical top speed is reached. As a result, the fastest motorcycles are not necessarily the most powerful. Rather, it is sometimes necessary to detune a motor to work with available gearing choices so that the highest top speed can be reached. Add to that the huge importance of aerodynamics, and you can see that "bolting on" an additional 40 peak horsepower may not translate to the kind of speeds superbikes and GP bikes are capable of.

      The superbikes and GP bikes are actually detuned to peak at around 200 hp. If the tuners wanted a peak of 350hp, it could be had, but a peaky, heavily stressed motor won't get around the track nearly as fast. The racebikes make significantly more hp accross the rev range than even a 250hp 'Busa, so they are not as sensitive to gearing issues.

    10. Re:Pointless by binaryDigit · · Score: 2

      Yes, talking about bikes is a nice diversion from all this computer talk :)

      Anyhoo, I don't think we really differ all that much in what we are saying. Getting a vehicle up to 200mph is not trivial, but it is also not impossible (or I would contend, not improbable either). We both know (both intellectually and from personal experience ;) that there are various forces and mechanics that contribute to your ability to meet this goal. The designer of the LS can't just through ponies at the problem, I think we both agree on this.

      Speaking of GP bikes, I would LOVE to get a ride on the RCV211. Gets me more excited than any piece of computing whatnot. Here's hoping they come out with a street going version (an RCV'esque CBR9XX would be ok, but having a V5 would totally rock, the thing sounds AWESOME).

    11. Re:Pointless by banda · · Score: 1
      Actually, aerodynamic drag is a function of the velocity, the coefficient of drag (cd), the density of air, and the frontal area of the vehicle. You are correct in understanding that the coefficient of drag expresses how the entire shape moves through the medium, but the cd must be multiplied by the frontal area, the density of the medium, and one half the square of the velocity to determine thae actual drag on the object.

      Motorcycles have high drag coefficients because only the front is usually streamlined. But, they have very small frontal areas, so they generate similar drag forces to much more aerodynamic automobiles.

    12. Re:Pointless by banda · · Score: 1
      I've gone exactly the other direction lately with my bikes. I traded the CBR1100XX in for a SV650. The SV is far easier to hustle around Gateway Int'l Raceway on track days, all of my old luggage fits on it, and it doesn't eat rear tires like the blackbird did.

      I also picked up a Husqvarna supermotard, and started racing in a local series. It is the most fun motorcycle I have ever owned. 45hp+300lbs+17inch rims makes for a seriously exciting ride. Check out some photos

  32. This will have the same problem as the 1960's by thilmony · · Score: 3, Interesting

    not passing us safety requirements. here's an article about that problem:

    http://www.motorway.com/home/articles/amphibicar .a sp

    and a picture:

    http://www.hemmings.com/images/amphicar.jpg

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    1. Re:This will have the same problem as the 1960's by Psiren · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seeing as it's a UK company, I can't see how they'd give a shit if it didn't pass US safety requirements.

    2. Re:This will have the same problem as the 1960's by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 2

      Oh I dunno, perhaps if they...wanted to sell them in the US?

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    3. Re:This will have the same problem as the 1960's by corbettw · · Score: 2

      "Seeing as it's a UK company, I can't see how they'd give a shit if it didn't pass US safety requirements."

      Let's see, the UK has (IIRC) 60 million citizens. That many live in just two US states (California and New York), both of which have more waterways than Britain.

      You're right, I can't imagine why the company would be interested in following US safety rules.

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  33. Cross the channel? by DrainBead · · Score: 1
    Really cool for all those Brits who wanna go buys cigges and wine in France... no ferry costs!

    And no need to swim [http://www.channelswimming.com/] ;-)

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  34. Perfect for by slacky99 · · Score: 0

    Miami !

  35. My new patent by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 2

    I just patented "The use of a vehicle to avoid road congestion by resorting to amphibious methods".

    My lawyers will be contacting you soon.

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  36. rubber boots by jdkane · · Score: 1

    You can travel across the water of most metropolitan areas as long as you don't touch it (just for safety). Does this thing come with splash guards?

  37. Perfect getaway vehicle? by jonr · · Score: 4, Funny

    That is about the most useful purpose of this thing is. :)

  38. Just what I need. Grandma's driving 200mph by BoomerSooner · · Score: 3, Funny

    cutting me off at exit ramps because they couldn't see the sign.

  39. Vapor hardware by Carbon+Unit+549 · · Score: 1

    Great, first we had vapor software, then vapor computer hardware, now vapor autos. Of course, when these come out next week, they will be obsolite since we will all be in our flying cars (you know the ones Popular science said were around the corner in 1960)

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  40. Aggressive schedule? by jmcwork · · Score: 1

    The news page said that in October of 2001 the clay model was being turned into a 1/3 scale proof of concept vehicle. That was the last mention of progress, but they are accepting orders for a production run in 2003. That seems a little optimistic to me. Also, I saw where the designer had built a full size 'glass-fibre' bull elephant but did not see any mention of his experience with mechanical engineering, aerodynamics, etc. (My suggestion for company spokesperson: Chevy Chase)

  41. Hope they make it by Dylan2000 · · Score: 1
    ...a cross between a motorcycle and a jet ski
    wtf? A jet ski is a motorcycle, only you ride it on water. That's like saying a cross between a TV and a computer monitor.

    Anyway, to the topic, this thing seems to have been made by a (small?) team of geeks and is obviously being paid for with private money (they mention that they are trying to raise £250,000 for the project, which for Yamaha or Honda is peanuts, but for a couple of engineers and designers is not so easy to find.) That makes it interesting and I certainly hope it gets to market and it gets the same kind of distribution that jet skis get.

    I have my doubts though, because we've seen tons of unique and amazing fun/recreational vehicles over the years, especially amphibious ones, which we never heard of again. They'll be on some TV technology show and then that's the last time you'll see them. Shame, really, I guess a niche market and an expensive product is an extremely tough sell unless you can really afford serious marketing behind you. But I hope they can do it.
    Oh, the vehicle itself? I don't like it. Amphibious is cool and all, but being in an enclosed cell while jumping waves at 50mph? I just hope it's watertight for when I flip it. I would rather have a jet ski and a beach buggy- different toys for different games, but that's just me.
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    1. Re:Hope they make it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a motorcycle uses a wheel (cycle, get it?)
      a jet ski uses a turbine driven jet of water (that jet bit)

      A combination between the two would use both methods, not an unreasonable thing at all.

      The old amphibious cars that disappeared rusted far too easily, and of course were highly inefficient in the water. This device seems to do well in both.

      I'd buy one.

    2. Re:Hope they make it by Dylan2000 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but a Jet-car would still be a car, wouldn't it? And then what would a cross between a car and a jet car be? A car. A jet ski is a water motorycle with a different propulsion system. It makes it a different beast, but also, it doesn't.

      The amphibious vehicles I'm talking about were usually made out of fibreglass, sometimes plastic and were big in the 80s. They used to be on TV all the time on those 'future tech' shows like 'Beyond 2000' and 'Towards 2000', which, looking at my calendar, probably aren't shown anymore.

      Hope you buy one though.

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  42. 50 MPH on water? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 0

    You mean 50 nots. there are diffrences between the notical mile and the land mile. I can not think what they are though.

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    1. Re:50 MPH on water? by Chainsaw76 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Mile: 5280 Feet
      Nautical Mile: 6000 feet

    2. Re:50 MPH on water? by Tet · · Score: 1
      You mean 50 nots. there are diffrences between the notical mile and the land mile. I can not think what they are though.

      A nautical mile is one minute of arc of the Earth's circumference at the equator. That works out at approximately 1.15 miles. 1 knot is 1 nautical mile per hour.

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    3. Re:50 MPH on water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no reason you can't use statute miles on the water. Using nautical miles makes certain manual navigation tasks easier and is more traditional, but this will likely have a GPS receiver with configurable units anyway.

    4. Re:50 MPH on water? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not not not not not...Oh, I give up.

      What?

      You meant 'knots'?

      Nevermind.

  43. Google Cache by quizwedge · · Score: 1

    http://216.239.37.100/search?q=cache:0TUvvbx6JmEC: www.landshark.co.uk/+landshark&hl=en&ie=UT F-8

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  44. Landshark? What a stupid name. by Havokmon · · Score: 3, Funny
    I'm from Wisconsin, EVERYONE knows the 4 wheeled versions are called Ducks .

    Logically then, this should be called a Duckling. That's a far cry from a land shark.

    Besides, what would you use to fence them in?
    You can easily keep ducks in with chicken wire. :P

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  45. Drives backward? by Phili · · Score: 0

    Watching that nice movie, I can not help me, but find, that the wheels are turning into the _wrong_ direction on the land.

    Second thing: Those front wheels flap. I guess it will be really hard to realize that. You see it in almost any comic strip, but this wants to be more than vaporware. And for _stability_ reasons, this will really cause problems.

    How can you be sure, that the whells do not flip on land, causeing the thing to be not manouverable.

    But other than that, I think it is better than the BATmobil

  46. Fantasy Propulsion by jvl001 · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I don't see how a centrifugal compressor will drive this thing the way it's been illustrated. Normally a centrifugal compressor takes axial flow and turns it into radial flow. According to the website they are using it to take in water upstream of the hub and blast it out a slot at the rear. They way this thing appears to be designed they are wasting an incredible amount of energy just spinning the flow around inside the rear wheel. I hate to think what cavitation will do to this thing.

    Note to landshark guys: It aint a turbine unless you're extracting power from the flow. In your case it's just a centrigual pump. Mount a forward pointing scoop that directs flow down the axis of the pump, then collect _all_ the radial flow and direct it out the exit.

    PS. You are driving this thing with the equivalent of the guts of an air-raid siren. How appropriate.

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    1. Re:Fantasy Propulsion by nicuss · · Score: 1

      Hmm, their "turbine" looks very similar to the waterpump on my VW. And that VW pump was designed so well that they kept that design from around 1974 till 1999 (that is my WP fits any 4-cyl VWs in that year range!).

      I think if you design the output slot right you'll get most of the radial flow pushed up the exit. The only thing they missed is a curved intake (pointed forward), but that's minor. Might add some drag at 200mph though!

    2. Re:Fantasy Propulsion by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      I don't see how a centrifugal compressor will drive this thing the way it's been illustrated.

      ...

      It aint a turbine unless you're extracting power from the flow. In your case it's just a centrigual pump. Mount a forward pointing scoop that directs flow down the axis of the pump, then collect _all_ the radial flow and direct it out the exit.

      Actually, looking over the clay models and other pics I think that is what they are doing, and the animation is flawed. There is quite a clear scoop on the side of the wheel near the axel in the prototype pics, so funneling the water down the axis would be the obvious thing.

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  47. Vaporware again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't suppose they've actually built one yet... no of course not, because it's probably impossible to do safely.

    I might as well just strap a jet to my back, wear rollerskates on my hands and feet and away I go... straight into oblivion.

  48. Did anyone else find it odd...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    that the speeds were given in the imperial measurements usually used in the United States (MPH - Miles Per Hour), but the the TLD of the web site is .UK? I would have thought that they would have been given in KPH.

    1. Re:Did anyone else find it odd...... by anonymous+coword · · Score: 2, Informative

      In the UK we still use miles for road distances. But we are mainly metric now.

    2. Re:Did anyone else find it odd...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK we still use miles for road distances. But we are mainly metric now.

      Thank You! Thank You!

      I am so sick of seeing "why is this in miles?" posts that claim that all of Europe uses kilometers instead of miles.

    3. Re:Did anyone else find it odd...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. I noticed this just the other day (from watching American TV), and it threw me.

  49. Old man rant by mary_will_grow · · Score: 1

    Perfect thing to ruin a peaceful day of sailing.

    Do they mention that it filters the exhaust through the water, like all other outboards? Let the fish have the pollution, so we dont have to smell what we are doing!!

    Side note: these things have no rudders, and therefore are only propulsion-based steering. when you are about to hit an obstacle, like a fellow schmuck, what do you think your reflex will be? Probably let off of the gas, ENSURING that you will not be able to steer out of the way.

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    1. Re:Old man rant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Propulsion-based steering may be inefficient when you have a medium that offers resistance, but you've got to think that research into "intelligent" braking in devices like this would be extremely useful for the future designs of spacecraft. Seems like it would make more sense to use allow the motor to operate in reverse somehow, or use auxilliary smaller engines/jets/turbines/propellors to provide some steering and to provide braking. If you could use a central engine to accelerate the water and then support more than one exit point, and allow the direction of the flow at each exit point.

      The same type of principles could be used in a fusion engines in Spaceships. I don't think propulsion-based steering is necessarily the problem, it may simply be bad designs, or incomplete designs. Anyway just speculative daydreaming.

  50. Why this story is posted on /. by twoslice · · Score: 2

    Ladies and geeks, we have a new bandwidth record...(I was only kidding about the ladies part, cross dressing does not count)

    "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes
    > > hurtling down the highway." -- Andrew S. Tanenbaum - Computer Networks


    Now becomes...

    "Never underestimate the bandwidth of a Landshark full of DVD-R's hurtling down the highway at 200 Mph" -- twoslice Certifiable Geek (or just certifiable on most days)

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  51. Been done before!! by 1000101 · · Score: 1

    This technology has been around for decades!!. Don't you remember the Fat Boy or the Wave Runner? Geez... this is old technology people!!

    1. Re:Been done before!! by nmg196 · · Score: 1

      But neither of these could also run on land could they? They're just slight variations on normal jet-skis.

      I couldn't find anything similar in the links you posted.

  52. World's fastest clay model by ahaile · · Score: 5, Funny

    Notice how there are no real pictures of this thing on the site? That's because the fine print says that it currently exists only as a "1/3rd scale clay model." The history page goes right up to the point (over a year ago) when they were trying to turn that model into a working ... 1/3rd model. Huh, I'll bet I know why the history stops there.

    Most revealing line from the history: "Oct 2000, work put on hold as promised investment fails to materialise." That's because the investors realized this guy is smoking crack for all kinds of reasons.

    Hey, I gotta clay model that'll do 60 mph on water and 240 on land. Really, honestly. It'll be roling off the lot just as soon as I get the funding. Can I get linked by Slashdot too?

  53. Yes but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    is the trunk big enough to fit my Segway ?

  54. Great.. if you are an animated person. by mcdade · · Score: 2

    Anyone actually look at the website, there are no real pictures of this thing. It's all vapourware, with some nice animations and things (i'm guessing the guy who started it was some sort of automotive designer (possibly laid off?). The rest of the site was so slow I couldn't check it out.

    Lots of people are commenting on how this will actually work, since there are problems with lift/downward force, making the impellor stable enough to work both on land (with lots of shock) and in the water (keeping it sealed). Then there are things like Hydroplaning the thing with two big front wheels ( hydroplanes mounted in the mudguards??).

    All a pipedream.. after all they have built amphibious cars in the 50's onward, and they are interesting to see but not a seller. You want either a boat or a car, each item does a specific job well.. not some mediocure item that does both.

  55. 200 mph? In their dreams! by jeff_bond · · Score: 2, Informative
    Jesus, the fastest and biggest motorbikes cant reach 200mph, yet this thing can carry three people, and could have as small as a 400cc engine (according to the article). Don't think so somehow!

    Also, all those people saying 3 wheels are unstable at speed should have a look at Thrust SSC. OK, it had four wheels but the rear two were very close together like a trike, and also steered.

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    1. Re:200 mph? In their dreams! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Jesus,

      You rang? I'm listening ...

      The Son of God

    2. Re:200 mph? In their dreams! by racerx509 · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily so. There was an article last year in Roadt & Track that talked all about this very car. It is true that it only exists in clay scale model form, but it makes sense. The design idea he was going for was a tear drop shade, because a perfect teardrop is one of the most aerodynamically effective shapes you can have. By calculations, it should be able to do 200mph based on the shape and the amount of hp thrown at it. I don't believe it, but give the guy some credit.

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    3. Re:200 mph? In their dreams! by MrSparkle · · Score: 1

      Theories don't always work out in the real world. I think their claim of 200mph is ridiculous to be making when all they have is a piece of clay.

    4. Re:200 mph? In their dreams! by jgerman · · Score: 2

      Modded informative my ass, bikes can go well in excess of 200 mph. There is a current agreement among bike manufactures to limit top speeds to 188, but bikes will easily top that. And for the record, bigger does not necessarily equate to faster.

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    5. Re:200 mph? In their dreams! by nolife · · Score: 2

      If you have KaZaa, do a search for videos with "motorcycle street race". You will find many street bikes easily hitting the upper 180's and getting there very fast. I don't know if they are gear or electronically limited but it appears based on the rate of acceleration they could easily go much faster. You might find some videos with Google but you have to wade through the junk. Of course, none of the videos I've seen had three people on the bike at those speeds, they may have started with three but did not end with them ;)

      I'm getting way off topic here but you can find a lot of Darwin Award candidates in those motorcycle videos also.

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    6. Re:200 mph? In their dreams! by Bishop · · Score: 2

      The fastest production motorcycle, the Suzuki Hayabusa, can do 200mph (320kph). However the manufacturers have agreed to limit superbikes to 298kph or 186mph. The 'Busa has a 1300cc 4 cylinder 4stroke engine and a claimed dry weight of 217kg/478lbs. Some people have modified their 'Busa and Kawasaki ZZ-12R motorcycles with superchargers, turbochargers, and nitrous. These motorcycles will do better then 200mph. GrandPrix 2 stroke 500cc, and 4 stroke 1000cc motorcycles have more powerful engines in lighter bikes, but are leased for 1 million dollars a year or more.

      It is worth noteing that motorcycles are incredibly non-areodynamic compared to most enclosed vehicles such as this Landshark. I would not be surprised if a light aerodynamic vehicle with a well tuned 400cc engine could do 200mph. Humans can do over 60mph on aerodynamic bikes. That said I doubt the Landshark with its 400cc engine can do 200mph with 3 passengers or even 1 passenger. 200mph is fast! You need a well tuned optomised vehicle to go that fast. Trying to get a hybrid car/boat to go that fast with a reasonable price tag is not easy.

    7. Re:200 mph? In their dreams! by ianjk · · Score: 1

      3 people @ 150 lbs = 450 lbs + weight of landshark + 400cc displacement (less than 60 hp.) = less than 200 mph. It takes high displacement (over 1000cc on most street bikes) to get even close to the 200 mph barrier. I am willing to bet that this thing could barely break 100 mph. 60 hp is pushing it too... most 400cc engines produce much less power (20 - 40 hp range).

    8. Re:200 mph? In their dreams! by jo42 · · Score: 2

      Yep, another perfect example of a inventory/visionary/dreamer with his head up his wazoo. Just like the knob working on the flying car.

  56. Won't work. by WhiteChocolate42 · · Score: 3, Funny

    This project will fail. Period. And I don't mean because of engineering problems (ie actually getting the damn thing to work). It will fail because of one simple rule that applies to almost all inventions of this type: Any device that attempts to do two completely different things will do neither of them well. Prime example: The "spork"- how many do you own?

    1. Re:Won't work. by Q3vi1 · · Score: 1

      Hey, are you dissing my titanium spork?

    2. Re:Won't work. by MyHair · · Score: 2

      Any device that attempts to do two completely different things will do neither of them well. Prime example: The "spork"- how many do you own?

      I own KFC, you insensitive clod!

    3. Re:Won't work. by efatapo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and if they make the Landshark out of cheap flimsy plastic that breaks whenever you use it on anything tougher than pudding I agree with your argument.

    4. Re:Won't work. by twitter · · Score: 2
      Any device that attempts to do two completely different things will do neither of them well.

      How about flying boats? They seem to do very well at getting from one place to another, then docking when they get there. At 200 MPH, this Landshark might have done better with a prop and wings.

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    5. Re:Won't work. by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      Hmmmmm, do you ever eat fast food? I don't actually own any sporks, but they're meant for fast food that is either both or either liquid and solid. Most of the time they're used mainly because it's cheaper to stock sporks than separate forks and spoons. If this does both relatively well while being relatively cheap, it will quickly find a niche market (just as the spork has).

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  57. ATONs by pcp_ip · · Score: 0
    It seems the inital designs are missing ATONs (aid to naviation).

    Without running lights (starboard, port, steaming/mooring) I think the coast guard is going to have a problem with this thing, as surely it's going to be classified as a boat and not a personal watercraft.

  58. 200 mph = 320 km/h by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  59. Re:You are all too poor to ever own one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mmm pop tarts :)

  60. I didn't see Q acknowledged by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    I look forward to seeing one of these in action in the next James Bond or XXX film.

    1. Re:I didn't see Q acknowledged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what good would this do in an XXX film? :)

  61. media mirror by pretzel_logic · · Score: 1

    text and media files originally from 'http://www.landshark.co.uk/background/visuals.htm '

    Animation : .mov files

    Aerial shot, small image size (360 kb) or large image size (972 kb)

    Ramp shot, small image size (642 kb) or large image size (1.6 mb)

    All animation, small image size (2 mb) or large image size ( 5.5 mb)

    Project Video: .rm file

    Marcel Galvan produced the video for us which is really excellent, and the music was supplied by "Ojo" and is called "In silver".

    The video is in a real player (Free) format because it halves the file size. Video ( 6.8 mb )

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    pretzel_logic
  62. incidental consequences by tantalus · · Score: 1

    This, of course, will become an instant favorite of bank robbers in coastal cities everywhere.

  63. Re:You are all too poor to ever own one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shameless ripoff from Merriam-Webster (I just wanted to make sure he wasn't commenting on the size of my ... uh, never mind):

    One entry found for impecunious.

    Main Entry: impecunious
    Pronunciation: "im-pi-'kyü-ny&s, -nE-&s
    Function: adjective
    Etymology: 1in- + obsolete English pecunious rich, from Middle English, from Latin pecuniosus, from pecunia money -- more at FEE
    Date: 1596
    : having very little or no money usually habitually : PENNILESS
    - impecuniosity /-"kyü-nE-'ä-s&-tE/ noun
    - impecuniously adverb
    - impecuniousness noun

  64. Usability schmusability by 6Yankee · · Score: 1

    Well, I just hope it's more usable than the web site. Stranded in the Visuals section for ages before finally figuring out that I had to click on the damned copyright notice to get back to the home page.

    If this is the site I hate to think what the cockpit/cab/bridge is going to be like...

    This thing would still kick ass though.

  65. I'm your token skeptic by Matey-O · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'd rtfa but the bugger's slashdotted.

    be that as it may, it's _extremely_ difficult to make a vechicle do 200mph sustained. You can do it one of two ways:

    a)Serious Cubic Horsepower

    b)Serious Aerodynamic design

    If you choose 'a' above, be prepared to generate 600+ hp, also be prepared to protect your occupant when the vehicle loses directonal stability.

    If you choose 'b' above, you may be able to get along with significantly less hp (400-500), but be prepared to spend cubic dollars renting a wind tunnel, or hardware/software to perform a lot of number crunching.

    Remember, HP goes up with the _cube_ of speed change. If your car does 150mph with a 215hp motor (Turbo Neon, this month's Road n track) and you want it to go 1.33 times faster, it'll take 1.33^3*215hp or 505hp to make 200 mph...

    An additional datapoint: My vette has done 168mph with 350 crank hp (automatic, nevada, coupla thousand feet above sealevel, so figure some hp loss there.) So a .29 Cd vehicle, with a TON of aero work can do this pretty calmly. Take that exact same envelope to 195 or so and it's aerodynamics are no longer adequate to task, it's gets pretty hairy handling. (and takes 575 hp...more than the neon because it punches a bigger hole in the air, and there are differences in driveline efficency and gearing)

    You go ahead, I'll watch from a safe distance. ;)

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    1. Re:I'm your token skeptic by jgerman · · Score: 2

      Uh no. One word. Gixxer. There isn't a vette in production that comes close, so you're numbers aren't exactly representing the state of the art in speed.

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    2. Re:I'm your token skeptic by John+Harrison · · Score: 2
      coupla thousand feet above sealevel, so figure some hp loss there

      Wouldn't there be a significant drop in wind resistance as well due to the thinner air? I would think that this is more important at the speeds you are talking about than the hp loss. Plus at that speed your engine is probably getting sufficient air intake, don't you think?

      I could be wrong, I feel no need to drive a fast car, so I don't know too much about this.

    3. Re:I'm your token skeptic by Matey-O · · Score: 2

      While I'm all for power to weight ratio, and the Gixxer/Hayabusa/et. al. are SERIOUSLY impressive in those respects, You'll not catch me driving that fast with zero protection.

      I had a conversation with a biker, it went a long the lines of:

      Biker Dude: "You car drivers aren't extereme enough."

      Me: "Well, I'll give up the ultimate acceleration for safety and the ability to drive on sand"

      Biker Dude: "It don't matter man, you're a wuss. If I go out, it'll be in a blaze of glory!"

      Me: "For your sake, I hope so. If you're only winged, you get to live with the pain for a loooong time. Isn't that right, Rob?"

      Rob (bigtime motorcyle guy turned Vette fan) nods. He's had back problems for YEARS as a result of laying down a bike at the wrong time.

      And vettes _can_ be competitive against even Zukis: http://www.racingfreaks.net/archive.html

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    4. Re:I'm your token skeptic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's what the corvette was missing. It has what, maybe 4 to 5 times the surface area of a motorcycle (the Gixxer). That increased surface area is what makes the improved aerodynamics needed.

    5. Re:I'm your token skeptic by Cap'n+Canuck · · Score: 1

      You forgot one other method:

      c) drop it from 30,000 feet.

    6. Re:I'm your token skeptic by jgerman · · Score: 2
      Yeah unfortunately I don't buy the safety argument. It's all relative to the situation. I can stop quicker on my bike, I can turn faster, and I can out accelerate any car on the road. I can avoid danger much easier than a car driver can.


      However in most cases of actual accidents I am the one more at risk. Of course on the other hand, I've wrecked my bike at about 60 through a sharp curve, and was laughing and grinning in the pictures immesiately after with nothing more than road rash. I also patched the bike up and road off. Try that with a car. I'm not knocking cars I love them too, but they don't compare to the performance of a bike.

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    7. Re:I'm your token skeptic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I'm skeptical too, but some of your numbers are pretty bogus. A few points:

      a) vette's are low-end muscle cars. Not exactly representative of what is technically capable. I mean, if you put enough money into it you can start to make it decent, but there are way better starting point (even stock, consider a old cobra for example)

      b) this thing should mass somewhere between a bike and a car. I've done a sustained 200mph (sea level) on a slightly tricked out GSXR, with sligtly less than 150hp (wheel, not crank). 600 is way too high for this vehicle.

    8. Re:I'm your token skeptic by twitter · · Score: 2

      I'd rtfa but the bugger's slashdotted.

      Mat, do you know what a bugger is? Not every child who's seen Disney films where the term is thrown around does.

      but be prepared to spend cubic dollars renting a wind tunnel, or hardware/software to perform a lot of number crunching.

      Number crunching can be done on a PC and does not cost all that much money anymore. Just read some of this fine man's work.

      Corvette lines and wind tunnel tests are done more for marketing than anything else.

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    9. Re:I'm your token skeptic by Matey-O · · Score: 2

      Thinner air doesn't affect the drag so much as reduce the amount of air that react with fuel.

      That's why turbo/superchargers and NOS are all so very popular.

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      "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
    10. Re:I'm your token skeptic by Matey-O · · Score: 2

      "vette's are low-end muscle cars."

      Um, WHICH YEAR vettes are you discussing? Vettes have become a much different beast in the last 10 years or so.

      "consider an old cobra"

      I'd rather not. but that's just IMHO.

      "I've done a sustained 200mph (sea level) on a slightly tricked out GSXR, with sligtly less than 150hp (wheel, not crank). 600 is way too high for this vehicle."

      Real or indicated? almost all vehicles are calibrated so that 60mph is 60mph, above that, accuracy is _wildly_ divergent. About all I can say about doing 200 on a cycle is: Cleaning up the wreckage should be pretty easy.

      (Just so you know I'm not a number quoting fanboy, I'll let my homepage speak for itself: http://www.millerville.cc)

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    11. Re:I'm your token skeptic by John+Harrison · · Score: 1

      thanks, now I know something I didn't before

    12. Re:I'm your token skeptic by drinkypoo · · Score: 2
      be that as it may, it's _extremely_ difficult to make a vechicle do 200mph sustained. You can do it one of two ways: a)Serious Cubic Horsepower b)Serious Aerodynamic design If you choose 'a' above, be prepared to generate 600+ hp, also be prepared to protect your occupant when the vehicle loses directonal stability.

      I'm skeptical too but your example is nonsense. A CAR might need 600+ HP but a motorcycle (or whatever else smaller than a car) can get away with much, much less. There's a significant number of over-200mph motorcycles -- nearly everyone but harley/buell makes them now -- and none of them that I'm aware of have more than about 200hp. More to the point, they don't actually need that much horsepower to get there; most of them are either gear-limited or sanity-limited.

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    13. Re:I'm your token skeptic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you drive an automatic vette? You just lost any credability you might have had right there...

    14. Re:I'm your token skeptic by Matey-O · · Score: 1

      One of my Automatic vettes puts out more torque than every car you've ever owned, I'd bet. I pretty much don't care if you think I'm credible or not. :P

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    15. Re:I'm your token skeptic by bellings · · Score: 2

      I've done a sustained 200mph (sea level) on a slightly tricked out GSXR,

      I call Bullshit.

      There's not a track in America where you can reach that speed on a GSXR. Even the GP bikes weren't hitting 200 on the track until a few years ago. And, if you were on the highway the draft from passing a truck would be enough to sail you off the road like a paper airplane.

      Have you ever seen what happens to a car when it loses downforce at 200 mph? It turns into a cesna. The same thing will happen on a bike.

      With the boat shape of this stupid landshark, they may as well just stick pop-out wings on the thing and cover all of their bases.

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    16. Re:I'm your token skeptic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How much torque are you talking here? And is that at the flywheel or at the rear wheels on a Dynojet?

    17. Re:I'm your token skeptic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've done a sustained 200mph (sea level) on a slightly tricked out GSXR, I can smell the pot now.

      I'd like some hard data please. Specs please.

      I've ridden and raced and been a fan of racing for some time and now real well that a slightly modded GSXR, or even a 'Busa, isn't going to sustain over, and prolly won't reach, 200mph!

      Shinochi Itho did it at Hockenhiem on a Honda with over 200 hp. Valention Rossi did it on the RC211V as well. These bikes are putting out big numbers at the back wheel. More than that GSXR, I can assure you.

      Just say no to drugs!

    18. Re:I'm your token skeptic by Matey-O · · Score: 2

      500 crank torque, 475 hp. NA according to the dynojet and a 18% driveline loss. Then I've got a little button that can add another 200 if you'd like. :)

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    19. Re:I'm your token skeptic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    20. Re:I'm your token skeptic by Matey-O · · Score: 1

      Nice. When your tranny goes out, you'll wanna search the sy/ty list for Brian Hartman. He's helping my rebuild _my_ transmission after the motor took it out. ;)

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      "Draco dormiens nunquam titillandus."
    21. Re:I'm your token skeptic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I know Hartman. Guy definitely knows his stuff, a lot of SyTy guys know him. BTW, that's not my Sy on there, mine is sitting in the garage waiting to go 11.50's once I get it all put back together.

  66. Kompressor warned us by PaddyM · · Score: 1

    He always said the fish were rising up, and now there's a land shark that travels at 200 mph!

  67. From point A to point B ... by Koyaanisqatsi · · Score: 3, Funny

    It can travel at 200 mph on land and 50 mph on water. Just what you need to get you from point A to point B.

    Nope. That's the fastest way to get you from point A to /dev/null.

  68. Re:Landshark? What a stupid name. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

    We've got one of these in Austin as well. Never been on it though.. Any fun?

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  69. nonissue by TamMan2000 · · Score: 2

    If you had read the article you would see that it has variable position mud flaps in the front that change the aero-hydro performance of the machine.

    Even if it did not have that feature, it would be very easy to design a shape that, taking into account the fact that air and water have enormously different densities, would spoil lift for high speed land applications and still lift up out of the water at comparatively tiny speeds...

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  70. drugs anyone? by zoombat · · Score: 2

    Clearly this is the "killer app" for drug smugglers... pack that baby full of coke and out run and out swim any DEA vehicles. All it needs now is a Stinger mount to deal with those pesky helicopters...

  71. Tired of old spinal cord/head injuries? Try this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jeez. I am convinced these are developed for the purposes of getting more organ doners.

  72. Dudes, it was a joke by binaryDigit · · Score: 3, Funny

    My goodness people, can't you see humour when it's staring you right in the face. Did you not read the line "What will be next? Internet access for telephones?". Come on now, get up from the keyboard, but the coffee/jolt down, spend an hour with your girlfriend/boyfriend/hand/other device, get some sleep, go outside (don't forget the sunblock) and enjoy a real life for a little while before you come back and reply to posts again.

    1. Re:Dudes, it was a joke by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      Either way the guy sounds like he's being an ass, not like he's trying to be funny. I think it makes sense, but he sounds like he's personally offended by this thing.

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    2. Re:Dudes, it was a joke by kafka93 · · Score: 1

      Irony's not your strongest suit, is it?

  73. James Bond by alexjohns · · Score: 2

    As a guy who thinks the boat chase scene in 'Live and Let Die' is still one of the seminal movie chase scenes, I can't wait until this contraption shows up in a Bond movie. Hope they pay the stunt guy well.

  74. re 200 mph on a bike by peterjm · · Score: 3, Funny

    have any of you ever done 200 mph on a bike? The fastest I've ever gone was upwards of 130 on a friends gsxr750 (hwy 1 doesn't have a long enough straight away in the 10 miles north of santa cruz so I couldn't get it going any faster), and let me tell you that it's no picnic. It's kinda hard to imagine exactly how fast that is. I mean we've all gone faster than that in airplanes, but when you're on the ground, and you realize that a squirrel running in front of you will turn you in to a meat torpedo. It's pretty fucking scary.

    I can't even imagine going to 200 mph on a bike with tires set for water. that would just be insane

    1. Re:re 200 mph on a bike by marcsiry · · Score: 2

      Head south, my friend. Highway 25 has a 10 mile stretch south of Hollister- I saw 147 indicated on an F3 there.

      Highway 33 south of Coalinga has a 73 mile stretch that's more or less straight- 150 on a VFR, there.

      Landshark owners will probably want to wait until 3:30 AM and hit Interstate 40 through Arizona. Plenty of long stretches there...and if they overshoot California they can decelerate in the Pacific :-)

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    2. Re:re 200 mph on a bike by Methuseus · · Score: 1

      OT, but I love your comments, though I'm not sure I'd want to go from 200 mph in Cali straight down to 50 in the ocean. Talk about whiplash! Maybe they stole the inertial dampeners from the Enterprise or something?

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  75. Slashdot Effect Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Each link posted in the main body of the story should redirect to the destination site through CGI. The CGI should keep track of how many people clicked through, and show a graph of running totals, so we can measure the Slashdot effect.

  76. Intake Won't Work by snatchitup · · Score: 5, Informative

    I doubt top speed will be 50. I've owned Jet Skis, and one thing you learn about is cavitation, and something call the Scoop Grate.

    Basically, the stock setup that came with my KW-650SX goes barely 40Mph. But it was because at 40Mph, not enough water is going through the impeller. So, with the simple addition of an after market scoop grate, I added about 3Mph (All it did was lower the scoop about 1/4 an inch. I got another 2Mph out of a stainless steel prop, and anouth 2Mph out of a new ride plain.

    Pulling in water as it passes alog the side of a wheel just won't work.

    It's a really cool design though to have the wheels sucking in water to pump out, but he really needs to redesign. Basically, you need to scoop the water in.

    Also, since it's a fairly heavy thing, it can actually go faster on water that 50Mph because of the added stability. My stand-up jet-ski weighs about 260lbs and at 46Mpg its a not a pleasure cruise, but on a heavier 550lbs waverunner it is a pleasure to cruise at even 50Mph.

    Rethink the water intake to something more direct and it'll go more like 75-95 on water. Horseopower isn't the issue, fluid dynamics is.

    1. Re:Intake Won't Work by yelligsc · · Score: 1

      I personaly have one of these.

      And on a small inland michigan lake we have gotten it up to 75 MPH.

      Granted at 75 you're pretty much risking your life. But it will cruise at 65MPH on flat water without even making a fuss about it.

      Scott.

  77. Why not use a hovercraft? by Hung+Chow · · Score: 1

    Decades of reasearch and technical innovations... they come in a multitude of sizes... ( http://www.hovercraft.com/ ) And playing bumper cars on the freeways and waterways would make any commute more entertaining! HC

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    1. Re:Why not use a hovercraft? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 2

      Due to the nature of their steering and braking, hovercraft SUCK on the road.

      You'd have to put retractable wheels on it to handle even the most minor sudden turns (upping the complexity, weight, HP required, etc.)

      Try stopping a hover from even 30mph when that little kid runs out in front of you. Or turning at 60 to avoid a deer.

  78. VW's by zogger · · Score: 2

    volkswagen had a functional device like this in WW2, called the schimmenwagen -excuse spelling, that is probably close. It was a variant on their kubbelwagen, sold in the US as "the thing", but had a rounded floatation body and I think a power take off prop that lowered into the water in the rear. I've seen pics of them, they look rather normal in a dune buggy sort of way, and would probably sell if someone made them or a mod for existing beetles. I know I would like one, being a jeep driver, the ability to just keep trucking in deep water has a certain appeal to me, calm water anyway. My experience with modded bugs (bajas) is such that they can already go around 90% of the places (something like that) that a normal stock CJ can go, and if they were amphibious, slick! I'd love to be able to drive to the lake here and just keep going, go fishing and diving, etc, without towing a boat or hauling a canoe. If VW was to bring them back, and use their superior diesel tech, even better, as long as the cost was not too outrageous. Don't really care about the ability to go 200 land or 50 water, normal highway speeds are adequate, and ten in the water is adequate.

    1. Re:VW's by Quila · · Score: 2

      I've seen one. It's very scary. I wouldn't go in the water in one, and it didn't look too capable as a land car either. I loved the wood-slatted floor boards so the passengers don't get their feet wet when it fills with water.

    2. Re:VW's by The+Ape+With+No+Name · · Score: 2

      Of course, the schwimwagen would only go 70kph max. Now if you packed a 2331cc, dual Dellorto carb monster motor with Chevy rods, aluminum pop-up pistons, a hot cam and nice crank, I'll bet you can ski behind one. But the whole idea of just saying "fuck bridges" is too cool to dismiss the schwim simply because the wet feet.

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    3. Re:VW's by zogger · · Score: 2

      --I know my old 69 bus ( 88's, .010, 6-pass, weber 2#, H-60's on the rear)used to float just swell from driving through flooded streets.. ahem... I wonder how hard it would be to really make one long term waterproof, weld the doors shut or make a superior locking system with rubber seals perhaps, then come up with some sort of carb snorkel and raised exhaust for it and also a power takeoff? heh heh, a bolt on paddle wheel deal for the real wheels, and bolt on rudders for the front would be the easiest, but PTO would be ideal, flip a lever somehow. Enter and leave through a hatch on the roof. You could have "normal" settings for daily driving for the doors, then "locked down water tight" once you got to the water, perhaps as simple as snugging some wingnuts maybe. dunno, doesn't seem that hard thinking about it.

      Bug sized though, it just doesn't seem to be that much of an engineering leap to make a floatable bolt on body, that's the first major hurdle.

      The american made ROKON do-anything "utility" motorcycle floats and is 100% watertight and will function/run in water as long as the carb gets air, so there's another option, perhaps a small trailerable set of pontoons for it to keep it upright in deep water and stable and useable. They already have a ton of bolt on farming options for them and other assorted doo dads. I saw one running once at a demo, a truly awesome point A to B machine for relatively cheap brand new bucks. I think it's under 5 grand for the full stomped chomped and romped version.

  79. Sweet! No more tolls for bridges!!! by Jonny+Balls · · Score: 1

    Ahh yes, i would love to see the looks on people faces when they're crossing a bridge, and see me driving across the water in my crazy vehicle.

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  80. Motorcycle by holmesIV · · Score: 1

    It isn't a motorcycle, it has 3 wheels. Guess that makes it a tricycle. Maybe I should get one for my kids.

  81. Re:Landshark? What a stupid name. by Havokmon · · Score: 1
    We've got one of these in Austin [austinducks.com] as well. Never been on it though.. Any fun?

    Sure, High Speed from road to water?! What else could be more fun? Of course it helps in the Dells area where there are a lot of small lakes and streams which are not necessarily connected. They also claim to have the "World's largest Waterpark". Yes, it's actually in Wisconsin. :) (The big thing is indoor waterparks now)

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  82. Watching the video... by CommieLib · · Score: 2

    I kept expecting a green wall to appear behind it, and for it to make an instantaneous 90 degree turn...

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  83. off topic by radiashun · · Score: 1

    but doesn't this remind you of that dog on rocco's modern life? wasn't his name landshark? and he was fast as hell?

    yeah... i'm an idiot

  84. Special forces by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Depending on the fuel/noise/maintenance level This would be an excellent tool for a 12 man SEAL team insertion.

  85. OMG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Turbo Neon, this month's Road n track

    It's the ultimate ricer. Paste some stickers on it and a really fat tailpipe and lower it until the undercarriage sparks at every intersection and you've got one mean riceboy car.

  86. cool 3wheelers that aren't vaporware by Bogatyr · · Score: 2

    While waiting for the Landshark to transition from 1/3 clay model to working prototype to production, you can pass the time tooling around in a Corbin Sparrow electric car. Or for pure brute speed order a Merlin Roadster from Corbin.

  87. vaporwheels by rendermouse · · Score: 1

    This is not a vehicle. This is someone's college 3D Studio Max project. You might as well report on the all of the plastic-skinned low-polygon dragons that have been attacking Los Angeles lately.

    I've seen renderings on the internet. It must be real.

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  88. Terrorist vehicle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yeah it sounds like the kind of vehicle only a terrorist would need.

  89. Mirror by RudeDude · · Score: 1
    Here are the videos from the "Visuals" page... all but the last are quicktime movies:
    ariel small
    ariel large
    ramp small
    ramp large
    all animation small
    all animation large
    project video

    Mirror provided by Mr HOSTBOT

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  90. It's been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Possibly the ... funniest ... Darwin Award ... ever

    1. Re:It's been done by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too bad Darwin Awards don't have to be true (see http://www.snopes.com/autos/dream/jato.asp)... It would make more sense if they were, actually.

  91. Candygram by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 2

    I don't know if I'd trust the delivery boy if he's bringing stuff over on a... Landshark!

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    1. Re:Candygram by richlb · · Score: 2

      UNICEF!

  92. who? by byrd77 · · Score: 2, Funny

    *knock knock*
    Lady: Who is it?
    A motorcycle
    Lady: I didn't order a motorcycle.
    A jet ski
    Lady: Oh, ok, come on in
    AAAAAAAAA!!!

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  93. Straight line vs. cornering by IPFreely · · Score: 2
    That speed record is straight line speed. No compalint there.

    From what I can see, this three wheel design looks less stable at high speeds in a corner. The non-steering wheels take more lateral pressure in a corner, so should be spread wider. This thing appears to have the front wheels stearing and the back not.

    Tricycles (1 front wheel, two back) are quite stable because cornering puts pressure to the side and rear of the vehicle, on the non-stearing wheels. Front only has to apply lateral force to turn. The back has to hold it up.

    There were some expriments with three wheel vehicles, two front one rear where the rear wheel steared, like a reverse tricycle. It was considered to be a good preformer but difficult to handle intuitively. The rear wheel gave to lateral force by steering, so was not supporting as much pressure as this thing will be. Various accidents gave it a bad name and the design was dropped. There are still some proponents, but the design has not returned to the main stream.

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    1. Re:Straight line vs. cornering by ek_adam · · Score: 3, Informative

      Tricycles (1 front wheel, two back) are quite stable because cornering puts pressure to the side and rear of the vehicle, on the non-stearing wheels. Front only has to apply lateral force to turn. The back has to hold it up.
      Tricycles with one wheel in front are very unstable. Cornering puts pressure to the side and front of the vehicle.

      Three wheeled recreational all-terrain-vehicles (ATV's) were very popular in the 1980's, until people got tired of broken arms and collar bones from when they rolled in sharp turns. Almost all of the ATV's sold today are four wheelers.

    2. Re:Straight line vs. cornering by IPFreely · · Score: 2
      Good point, Fair enough.

      If you are breaking hard, or breaking in a turn, the pressure goes forward and can be unstable. A typical manouver if you are offroading.

      If you are accelerating in a turn, a common manouver while racing, then the pressure goes to the rear of the vehicle.

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    3. Re:Straight line vs. cornering by elh102 · · Score: 1
      If you are breaking hard, or breaking in a turn, the pressure goes forward and can be unstable. A typical manouver if you are offroading.

      If you are accelerating in a turn, a common manouver while racing, then the pressure goes to the rear of the vehicle.

      Actually, I would think that both braking (hopefully not "breaking") and acceleration while cornering is typical for a race car. The driver will be braking heavily while decelerating into the corner, then once past the apex of the curve, it's back on the gas to accelerate away from the corner.

      So I think for most racing applications (barring straight-line speed record attempts or drag racing), the conventional four-wheeled configuration is the way to go.

    4. Re:Straight line vs. cornering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From my limited experience, it is rare to brake while turning.
      Most racers tend to brake before the turn, and then begin acceleration at some point towards the exit of the turn (depending on the angle of the turn, camber of the road, road surface etc etc)
      Braking through a turn is a good way to flip, and accelerating through the whole turn is a good way to spin.
      YMMV

    5. Re:Straight line vs. cornering by IPFreely · · Score: 1
      Since braking tends to be stronger (in terms of lateral G-forces) than accelerating, lateral forces are not the same decelerating and accelerating. I.E. You can accelerate on full gas in situations that you could not brake on full brakes.

      Race cars will decelerate into the beginning of the corner, but switch to acceleration before apex and pull though the majority of the corner on the gas. This is also because steering is more difficult (less control) while braking. So they do most of the deepest steering (apex) on the gas.

      But either way, Yes, there will be some turn while braking.

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    6. Re:Straight line vs. cornering by drsmithy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Tricycles (1 front wheel, two back) are quite stable because cornering puts pressure to the side and rear of the vehicle, on the non-stearing wheels. Front only has to apply lateral force to turn. The back has to hold it up.

      Trikes are quite unstable and a PITA to drive/ride at any speed. This is because if you lift one of the wheels off the ground, the handling characteristics of the vehicle change dramatically from those that roughly resemble a four-wheeled vehicle, to those that resemble a two-wheeled vehicle. Motorcycle riders (and high speed cyclists) familiar with counter-steering should know what this is like.

  94. 200mph on land, briefly by DuckDuckBOOM! · · Score: 1
    I hope they're paying attention to aerodynamics. The beast looks like the cross-section of a wing, which would make the stats more like "50mph water / 160mph land / 161mph air (2000 rpm tumble)."

    DDB

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  95. Hey, you moved! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Now you are just a couple hours from my house.

  96. I can see it now.... by dacarr · · Score: 2

    Somebody buys one of these and gets a horn that says "Candygram!" really loud

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  97. Research? What's that... by sdiver · · Score: 1

    Okay, now I am not a Formula One engineer or aerodynamicist.....but I can tell ya this thing has issues. Having studied design, I have run into a few designers like the nimrods who designed this thing. They are the ones you ask how something they designed works, and they give you that look (you know the one, like a confused dog with its head cocked to the side) and tell you, "it just does..." Your only response.....just smile and nod. Come on, you wouldn't actually want to do some research.....

  98. Is That Like a VHS Tape Showing You... by Myriad · · Score: 2
    For our non-english speaking readers, the letter "C" in English sounds like "Sea" (the large bodies of water).

    Isn't that like a VHS tape showing you how to setup your VCR? I mean think about this for a moment...

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  99. Re:Landshark? What a stupid name. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course you mean 6 wheeled..

  100. landsharks? by rodentia · · Score: 2


    What does this have to do with lawyers?

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  101. Love the scoop by Spriggig · · Score: 1

    That air scoop at the top rear looks pretty thirsty.

  102. Actually..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reverse configuration with a single front wheel is unstable. The single rear wheel is not an unstable design.

  103. Nice Cartoon by ShortedOut · · Score: 1

    I'll file this BS right next to the Segway, and the Solotrek. These guys should go into T-shirt sales and Saturday morning cartoons.

  104. speed by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

    This is all well and good but if it plans to be a production vehicle it may run into problems other than just tipping over. Motorcycles in the US have decided to self regulate the top speed to 185 because of some controversy over the top speed race that Suzuki and Kawasaki were in with the GSX1300 and ZX-12. I think the GSX1300 did 189 but then after the debacle it now does 185.

    Also due to the 3 wheel design, I can't imagine it would be very stable at such high speeds.

    It's really a pipe dream, if it does come about, there will be very few of them and they will be very expensive, not run very well and no one will want them after the first year or two after the novelty wears off.
    -Chris

  105. That server can take a beating by dirvish · · Score: 1

    This thing must have some funding...their web server seems to be able to take a beating. It is full of good quality images, and although slow it keeps going.

  106. I would like an upgrade by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would like a Landshark with a frickin laser on top!

  107. troll or clueless? by twitter · · Score: 2
    you want the vehicle to press down onto the ground, the opposite direction as in the water.

    The animation should give you a clue that the designers thought of this. Take a wing section that has no camber to it and point the front up in a breeze. The net force will be up and back. Point it down and the net force will be down and back. On land, the crafts nose points down due to the high rear suspension. In the water the craft hudroplanes out of the water, nose up, on the front nose flaps.

    Your general physics knowledge should have you understand that the great difference between the working fluids would work to take care of things even if the landshark folks had not been as clever as you. The upward force created by displacing and accelerating water is orders of magnitude greater than those created by air.

    It's funny that you worry about flipping right over as well. Boats that become airborn due to excessive lift and speed often do flip right over, as anyone who's ever watched a jet boat wipe out would know. I don't design high speed boats, but I'll question your overall premise. Oh yeah, 50 mph is not that high a speed on the water.

    Like the space shuttle, this "landshark" sounds like it was engineered for coolness and not from genuine requirements.

    Now that is a troll. The space suttle has performed very well as a reusable launch vehicle with very good turn around time. Figure out the cost of disposable rockets for each of the shuttle's missions and you might see the practicality.

    Back to topic. The performance of the Landshark might be improved by not using the pump for land traction. I would suggest front wheel drive, retractable rear wheels and a seperate water pump. Ride quality is adversely effected by the non sprung pump weight, and three wheel suspensions are less stable than four wheel suspensions. 200 MPH is a little faster than I want to go on the ground, especially with a pump for a rear wheel.

    Physics Genious should go do a practical thing or two.

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    1. Re:troll or clueless? by nathanm · · Score: 2
      Like the space shuttle, this "landshark" sounds like it was engineered for coolness and not from genuine requirements.
      Now that is a troll. The space suttle has performed very well as a reusable launch vehicle with very good turn around time. Figure out the cost of disposable rockets for each of the shuttle's missions and you might see the practicality.
      Are you kidding? The space shuttle shouldn't even be called reusable, as the airframe and solid rocket boosters are reused only after major refurbishment. It takes months for NASA & their contractors to gut the shuttle and prepare it for a new mission.

      As far as comparing it to rockets, the shuttle is more reliable, but what else would you expect from the precautions they take when human lives are at stake. Even though its operating costs have been reduced by 40%, unmanned rockets are still much more economical. That's why the shuttle is only used for missions requiring a human presence, like ferry flights to the space station, repairing satelites, etc. The overwhelming majority of space launches are still unmanned rockets.
  108. The only way this is getting near 200 mph... by jpellino · · Score: 2

    ...is if they drop it out of a 747.

    IT'S A LUMP OF CLAY!

    Editors - "it can do this, it can do that..." NO IT CAN'T - it's a CONCEPT!

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  109. The mark of a true vaporware product by MoneyT · · Score: 2

    This has got to be, or will be when they actually make one, the coolest

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  110. Sounds like Jet Moto by TheCaptain · · Score: 1

    This kinda machine sounds like something right out of the game "Jet Moto" for the old playstation. You basically race a jetski/bike on water and land against others. Kinda fun game.

  111. Yaws to starboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how they counter the starboard yaw from the port turbine intake.

    For you landlubbers that means the beast will go round in circles to the right.

  112. 200mph in a three wheeler by martin · · Score: 2

    I bet Reliant are dead jealous, imagine doing that in a Robin - or plastic pig as they are known.

    I bet Delboy would by one ("Only Fools and Horses" UK TV show) :-)

  113. I'm betting by Quila · · Score: 2

    That the driver would be up to his neck in water before the skier.

  114. Ugh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just what I need for screwing over natural areas. Bring lots noise to any location! And when it breaks down the rescue team can just follow the clouds of exhaust, same as a snowmobile.

    Only problem is, when I hit manatees it won't cut 'em like a regular outboard. But it should be just as good at driving away wildlife as a jet ski.

    Yep, it really does combine the best of both worlds.

  115. I made one of these in school... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...when I was 9 years old. I'd doodle some cars and motorcycles and boats on paper. Then I'd exclaim how fast and cool they were. Vroooom!

    Nice concept, but is this news? Doesn't basically every artist/architect/graphic designer/automotive engineer have a little "project" like this at some point?!

  116. Reusable is good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But why does it have to land at an airport?

  117. St. Louis, that's why! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone from the St. Louis area will tell you the bridges SUCK!!! I would love to have this and just "drive" across the Mississippi!

    No sitting on a bridge for this guy!

  118. if you consider protectionism a problem. by twitter · · Score: 2
    Thanks for the link to the very funny article with an LBJ memoir and this about the German manufacturer:

    But after 1967, no more Amphicars were directly imported to the United States because they failed to meet environmental and Transportation Department regulations on safety and emissions. Because of that, the manufacturer went out of business.

    I suppose those are the same regulations that keep Mexican built VWs out of the US? The same ones that protect the US market from a $2,000 new car sticker price, hmmph.

    This new ultra expensive toy will not be a threat and will more than likely find it's way into the US and sell even fewer than the 3,000 or so Amphibicars. But you never know, the big three automakers might change a law. Some people can't stand competition of any kind, can they?

    My 1970 VW van works just fine, thank you. It would be nice for the Mexicans to make a few new ones and export them for $5,000 or so. Beep beep.

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  119. Umm... by sweet+'n+sour · · Score: 1

    Has has anyone put any thought into what that turbine wheel would do when it's in "land mode"? All the air being sucked through it at 200 mph would cause the thing to whip around in circles!

  120. Add some wings! by girish · · Score: 1

    Add some wings and now you got the WHOLE package!

    Someone said getaway vehicle, come on flying is needed, then there is no way they'll stop you from getting to mexico!

  121. Re:Landshark? What a stupid name. by Russ+Steffen · · Score: 1

    You mean DUKWs? That's what the Army called them long before they were pressed into tourist duty

  122. Sure sounds nice but can it be used to.... by Zerelli · · Score: 0

    Jump the shark?

  123. Re:deceleration from 200 to 50 by peterjm · · Score: 2

    that bit that I said earlier about becoming a meat torpedo if you fell off your bike at 130, it applies here as well. you'd go straight over the the bars and if you didn't catch your knees you'd probably become a relatively nice water-meat torpedo. Not that I'd ever want to try it.

  124. YOU FOOL!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The SPORK attempts to do one thing and one thing only! AND IT DOES IT SUPER-HELLS-YEAH-WELL!!!

    It makes eating fast food fun and easy!

  125. here's your token link to CFD codes by twitter · · Score: 2
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  126. land shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    saw thisw in Car and Driver about a year ago. Concept looks very cool, but there are some serious issues regarding its viability as a water-borne vehicle.

  127. How will it behave off-road? by Neutronix · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't mind geting a boat and a car in the same package, but... The wheels on that thing don't promisse much off-road traction, and I don't know many seas, lagoons, whatever with an ramp into it.

    So, this thing could could function perfecly if used in the city, but if you put it in the open country, with all the mud and rocks, I believe it would fail miserably.

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  128. Make by a really qualified guy, too! by aWalrus · · Score: 2, Informative
    Not to diss self learning or practical experience and whatnot, but the info the guy puts on his website does not make me want to run and shell out 15000 quid for one of these things (when and if they're completed). An excerpt:

    I became a stone carver with English Heritage after leaving school and have worked with various other materials during my career

    Damn! Those are some impressive credentials, that'll give credibility to those land 200mph...

    Below is a glass-fibre full size (8 ft tall) bull Indian elephant that I helped to sculpt for Harrods

    Unless that thing sports an automatic transmission, 250hp motor and floaters, I don't see how it in any way makes him qualified enough to make the landshark claims. Seriously, shouldn't this guy be at least associated with someone who is a mechanichal engineer with years of background in the industry? (I know that's what I expected to find in the "about me" section at least). As it is, this thing sounds like an ellaborate pipe dream to me (sweeet! this thing has a sleek shape, it should do about.... mmmhh.. 200mph? yes that's about right). I haven't been able to find a reference to someone who actually has a clue working on this on their site (i.e. not an animator, clay modeller or graphic designer).
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  129. Wheelies would be fun... by DysonSphere · · Score: 1

    Especially through deep puddles!

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  130. I kept expecting... by sampson7 · · Score: 1

    to read "Junk Yard Wars" somewhere in the article.

  131. News? by Chucow · · Score: 1

    I first heard of the Landshark almost two years ago, Wayback Machine has it, and the site has barely changed since then. I hate to be the bearer of bad(?) news, but I doubt this project will ever reach completion.

  132. I love blue-sky predictions, don't you? by pjt48108 · · Score: 1

    Please note this thing hasn't been built yet. They have a target range for manufacture. It's great pre-packaged masturbational geek fantasy, just like the god-damned flying car I've been lusting after for most of my life, after seeing it in an early-80's Omni mag (geek porn). However, like the flying car, it don't bloody-well EXIST now, do it?

    Sorry to rain on your parades.

    Kinda... Heh

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  133. perfect for global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will be the perfect vehicle for getting around in a post-polar cap world...

  134. Deceitful advertising !!!! Claims Bogas. Good job/ by zymano · · Score: 0

    200 mph 3 wheeler. I will believe it when i see it. 2 wheelers have trouble getting to 200. They also have no real working model just stupid comp. animations. Every new company comes out with outrageous claims to raise money . This article is another piece of spam by slashdot.

  135. Inherently unstable... by Presence1 · · Score: 1

    ... especially at the kinds of speeds they cite. Why don't you see any racing competition classes for 3-wheeled vehicles, whereas there are flocks of classes for 2 and for 4 wheeled vehicles?

    I also noticed no specs on horsepower, torque, engine type, wheelbase, track, body structure, materials, weight, etc. Did I miss a page?

    There are soem good responses above about the HP and Turbine issues.

    What's the deal here -- we instantly recognize vaproware in the computing arena, but here...?

  136. unplanned: Engine Heat and Stresses by rhodesbe · · Score: 1

    does he realize how many RPM that engine is gonna have to spin at to move that sucker with dual 10" turbine rotors? It is gonna blow valves and seals out all over the place. You can't have 1 transmission do both jobs. Officially a dumb idea.

  137. Dark Reign II Rip Off by pmancini · · Score: 1

    I've seen this design in many video games. This is a rip off!

  138. Bugger! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Down here in third world New Zealand Bugger is a completely acceptable term, generally used as a mild expletive. In fact it was used by a young girl (like 6 or something I suppose) in a TV ad when she gets splashed by a car going through a puddle. Shortly afterwards she gets killed by a another speeding car but that is besides the point.

  139. Sig file by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    POKE 65495,0
    READY?

    Without cheating and looking it up, I'd say that changes one of the colors to black on a Commodore 64. I think it's the background color, but it might be the border color.

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  140. Payload by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    The other thing the shuttle has going for it is the ability to carry a big payload. Yes, using the shuttle to launch a telecommunications satellite into orbit would be a waste of money - for much the same reason that using a 24-foot U-haul truck to go pick up milk from the store would be a waste of money.

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    1. Re:Payload by nathanm · · Score: 2
      The other thing the shuttle has going for it is the ability to carry a big payload.
      It can't carry much more than the Titan IV though, and it's much more expensive.

      The Shuttle's max payload to orbit is 63,500 lbs, but in practice the payload capability is between 41,000 & 55,000 depending on the launch azimuth.

      The Titan IVB's max payload is 47,800 lbs from FL or 38,800 lbs from CA.

      Yes, using the shuttle to launch a telecommunications satellite into orbit would be a waste of money - for much the same reason that using a 24-foot U-haul truck to go pick up milk from the store would be a waste of money.
      Right, and that's why they're only used for missions needing a human presence now. If you look at the future planned Space Shuttle missions, you'll notice none of them are strictly spacelift.
  141. A car handles slippery roads better by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

    Good friction between tires and road is vital to a balancing two-wheeled vehicle. It is vital not just for turning and stopping, but also for simply keeping from falling over when going straight. The little subconsious adjustments you do to keep balance amount to a series of curves of very short duration and small magnitude. On a bike, if your tire slips for even just brief moment while trying to turn, your bike "lays down" and you have an accident. That is one small way in which a car is definately safer. On a car if you slip for a moment in a turn, you just end up going where you didn't want to (which could result in a crash, but isn't guaranteed to.)

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    1. Re:A car handles slippery roads better by jgerman · · Score: 2
      That's not true, one brief slip does not mean that you lay the bike down. You can slide your rear tire around turns safely, professional racers do it all the time, and some of us on the street do it as well, yes you are in slightly more trouble if if you break the front. In addition the forces are aligned when turning a bike that it's much less likely that you will break the tires free at speed than in a car.


      I've slid through gravel, front and rear, lost traction on a cold road with cold tires, locked up both rear and front brakes (together and independently) stopping too fast. Bikes are no more inherently unsafe than a car. And in the situation I was describing when the bike went off a ~10 foot embankment into some trees and I didn't I would have much rather been on the bike than a car. I would have likely been seriously injured on in a car, on the bike I was able to get away from the vehicle and slide safely to a stop.


      Breaking one or both tires free is no guarantee of a crash on a bike, any more than it is in a car. The conception that motorcycles are inherently more unsafe to operate than cars is tenuous at best. You may feel safer in a car but that's not necessarily the truth.

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    2. Re:A car handles slippery roads better by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 2

      But when you lean into a turn on a bike, you have to keep turning to remain balanced, such that the force to the side that the lean provides balances exactly with the centripital force needed to effect the turn. If you were leaning for a turn, but you slip for a moment, than during the instant you were slipping, you were no longer turning but sliding in a linear direction. At that moment the centripital force is no longer needed and so instead of staying up while leaning over you just fall, same as you would if you tried leaning that far while forcibly holding the wheel straight.

      Sliding the rear while under power works because it effectively keeps you turning. But when the wheels lose grip, it's not like you get to pick which one goes.

      Whether a car is safer or not depends on the type of accident. If it's the sort where there's a chance to get away from the obstacle you are about to hit, the motorcycle is safer. But if it's the sort where you can't, or the sort where you don't see it coming because it's some other shmuck's fault, the car is safer because it's made to be squishy and crumple and thereby reduce the size of the decelleration impulse. On a motorcycle, it's your body that will be crumply and squishy to absorb the impact if you hit an immovable object. (Back in the '50s when cars were inflexible steel cages that didn't absorb much of the impact, it would have been a different story.)

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    3. Re:A car handles slippery roads better by jgerman · · Score: 2
      I don't think we're going to agree on this one (though I'm happy you didn't turn to flaming instead of discussing it). What it boils down to is that I feel that a bike isn't as unsafe as it's made out to be. And an inherent problem for either side is quantifying the concept of safety. It's true that in certain circumstances a car is safer, but it's also true that in others a bike is. It's a pet peeve of mine when I get lectured about how unsafe my bike is (not that I'm accusing you of that).


      And I certainly won't argue that it takes more skill and education to operate a bike safely, I would be all for more stringent license tests for bikes (I'd like them for SUV's too). I've been on huge group rides with guys that have ridden for a long time and still don't know how to operate their bikes.


      And of course you don't get to pick which one goes, but it's still not a foregone conclusion that you will fall regardless of the wheel that slips. It's also unlikely that you will slip while not under power, you would correct for slippage in a car, and the same on a bike.



      It also comes down to personal comfort, I feel much safer and in control on a bike at speed than I do in a car. Especially around turns, others, I'm sure, feel different.


      Not that I'd give up the bike in any case. If it didn't involve skill and an element of danger it's possible I wouldn't be riding at all.

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    4. Re:A car handles slippery roads better by Poppa · · Score: 1

      But back to the subject at hand, this bugger is a 3 wheeler. So it will be plenty stable on slippery roads.

      Not only that, but it will also be classified as a motorcycle and not have to go through EPA or DOT crash testing. Which means light weight.

      With an 1100cc Gixxer engine and good aerodynamics, it is very possible that this thing could make 200MPH.

      Poppa

  142. routine maintenance by cc.Scotty · · Score: 1

    Say Mr. Baker, thats a neat Landshark, er, is that a barnacle on the side there?

  143. What?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care if I'm an AC, i'm going to add my .02 this time around. 200 mph! David Baker should be shot for saying that.

    First off, the areodynamics may support 200 mph, but with what powerplant. There is nothing on the site that I could find that mentions the powerplant. As I see it, they are going to need well in excess of 300 hp to see that speed number. Sure, F1 motorcycles have hit that number once or twice. So has Troy Corser on a Duck 996 at Daytona, but those bikes have a lot smaller frontal area then this land shark thing.

    I'd also like to know what's going to keep that thing on the ground at those speeds. There is a reason for those funky rear wings you know...

    Has David thought about how much drag is going to be created alone by those rather exposed front wheels? Better go for dustbins as opposed to those pretty but dirty fenders. Perhaps they should do something about the exposed linkages as well.

    Where is the air intake at. Can we safely guess that it has to be high on the vehicle to curb water ingestion? If that's the case, the air intake honk is going to be a real blast to the occupants when the pedal is down. Oh, wait, according to one of the pics, that's exactly where it is. I'd love to hear that!

    I will say one thing though. Lotus is a good choice for help in that they have a good deal of experience with turbo charged powerplants. For something this size, I could easily see a 1.5 liter turbo charged, or even twin turbo charged 4 generating in excess of 300 hp and still providing a decent life expentancy.

    Oh well...

  144. Since when does Slashdot begin posting... by chippcom · · Score: 1

    on the front page design *concepts*. Every designer knows flying wheelchairs, gloveshaped screwdrivers and motorcylce/car/boat thingies are sophmore and junior design school projects. C'mon Slashdot, you can do better.

  145. South Park flashback by serutan · · Score: 2

    Wait, didn't Mr. Garrison invent something like this because he was pissed off at the airlines? Hopefully this one works without the anal probe.

  146. Idea! by TheoDiggers · · Score: 1

    1) _DRAW_ cool looking _PROTO_-vehicle 2) Place on internet 3) ???? 4) PROFIT!!

    TheoD

  147. Multi-use items prove you wrong by buck_wild · · Score: 1

    I can think of several things that serve dual purposes equally well:

    1. comb: hair/harmonica
    2. hair brush: hair/discipline utensile
    3. wallet: money storage/paperweight
    4. wife: cook/cleaner/child raiser/sex toy
    5. cologne: woman repelent/insect repelent
    6. mobile home: tornado attractor/white trash houser

    I could go on, but I'll digress.

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  148. Give me a rocket launcher please.... by Proudrooster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Each year, I take a couple of weeks off and leave the madness of the rat race behind. I arrive at the beach early and setup my beach umbrellas and sand chairs. The goal is to do nothing but squish my toes in the sand and watch the puffy white clouds against the clear blue sky for a single day.

    Every year as mid day approaches so do the loud annoying jet skis and their idiot riders who can't seem to follow simple rules like, stay out of the swimming zone and don't get drunk and ride your jet ski. Do they even put mufflers on these annoying devices?

    My attempt to clear my mind turns to thoughts of "jet ski seeking rocket lauchers". I hate these things and now I find that they are just going to get bigger, louder, and even more obnoxious.

    Next year I have to find a "jet-ski" free lake, if there is such a thing.

  149. Pimp it out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Where can I fit my 15" subs, mp3 player, and what about a sunroof. Gotta have that sunroof for the babes to like you.

  150. Dark is actually considerably faster than light... by orichter · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    For years it has been believed that electric bulbs emitted light. However, recent information from Bell Labs has proven otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit light, they suck dark. Thus they now call these bulbs dark suckers. The dark sucker theory, according to a Bell Labs spokesperson, proves the existence of dark, that dark has mass heavier than that of light, and that dark is faster than light.

    The basis of the dark sucker theory is that electric bulbs suck dark. Take for example, the dark suckers in the room where you are. There is less dark right next to them than there is elsewhere. The larger the dark sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark suckers in a parking lot have a much greater capacity than the ones in this room. As with all things, dark suckers don't last forever. Once they are full of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the black spot on a full dark sucker. A candle is a primitive dark sucker. lA new candle has a white wick. You will notice that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all the dark which has been sucked into it. If you hold a pencil next to the wick of an operating candle, the tip will turn black because it got in the path of the dark flowing into the candle. Unfortunately, these primitive dark suckers have a very limited range. There are also portable dark suckers. The bulbs in these can't handle all of the dark by themselves, and must be aided by a dark storage unit. When the dark storage unit is full, it must be either emptied or replaced before the portable dark sucker can operate again.

    Dark has mass. When dark goes into a dark sucker, friction from this mass generates heat. Thus it is not wise to touch an operating dark sucker. Candles present a special problem, as the dark must travel in the solid wick instead of through glass. This generates a great amount of heat. Thus it can be very dangerous to touch an operating candle. Dark is also heavier than light. If you swim deeper and deeper, you notice it gets slowly darker and darker. When you reach a depth of approximately fifty feet, you are in total darkness. This is because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter light floats to the top. The immense power of dark can be utilized to mans advantage. We can collect the dark that has settled to the bottom of lakes and push it through turbines, which generate electricity and help push it to the ocean where it may be safely stored. Prior to turbines, it was much more difficult to get dark from the rivers and lakes to the ocean. The Indians recognized this problem, and tried to solve it. When on a river in a canoe travelling in the same direction as the flow of the dark, they paddled slowly, so as not to stop the flow of dark, but when they traveled against the flow of dark, they paddled quickly so as to help push the dark along its way.

    Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to stand in an illuminated room in front of a closed, dark closet, then slowly open the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet, but since the dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the closet.

    In conclusion, Bell Labs stated that dark suckers make all our lives much easier. So the next time you look at an electric bulb remember that it is indeed a dark sucker.