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  1. Who on Ask Dr. Richard Wallace, Artificial Intelligence Researcher · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Just so we are clear, who is responding to these questions, you or the bot? Does it matter?

  2. Why? on Spam Doesn't Work? · · Score: 2

    If Spam didn't work, why do I get a hundred pieces of it every morning? Cause you are hungry and it beats cat food?

  3. Re:what's the big fuss? on Cowboy Bebop Film's American Premiere Announced · · Score: 2

    Cowboy bebop had an excellent plot line. Maybe you just fast forwarded through it all looking for violence and nudity?

  4. Educational Use on 16,000 CWRU Computers Getting Gigabit Ethernet · · Score: 4, Funny

    Being mature educated college students i'm sure this bandwidth will be used for nothing other than strict educational purposes.

  5. My toaster on Nick Moffitt Interview · · Score: 2

    My toaster sends emails, plays dvd's, works as an alarm clock, you can watch TV on it, use it as a baby monitor, opens the garage door, stores 30 gigabytes of MP3's and works as a radio.... Oh yeah, it also does something with bread.

  6. Re:knowledgeable buyers on Nick Moffitt Interview · · Score: 2

    No, but you can whine when the federal government throws you in jail because you decided to show a group of people how to saw off the top of a car so tall people can sit in it!

  7. Re:New idea. on Time Warner to Allow Digital Recording · · Score: 2

    A more likely comprimise is adding more appearant commercials INSIDE of the shows.

    Like in the move "the truman show".

    "Holy Pepsi Batman, Joker has stolen Gotham's Snickers supply and is headed towords the abandoned Nike factory! To the BMWatmobile!"

  8. Re:Chemical Experiment Toys on Where are the 'Construction Set' Games? · · Score: 2

    I learned that lesson without a chemsitry set.
    When I was 12, I had a glass bowl of hot soup and I decided that the soup was too hot so I plunked in a few ice cubes and stirred it up and *POP!* the glass broke all over and I burned my lap.

  9. Neverwinter Nights on Where are the 'Construction Set' Games? · · Score: 2

    I have a 12 year old brother who loves messing around with the level editor this comes with.

    He made a "pokey the penguin" (www.yellow5.com) level.

    He basically made a large map divided by a large stream with a bridge in the middle.

    On one side was a race of penguins that only say "Yes!" and their king is named Pokey, who asks you to retreive the Arctic Circle Candy stolen by the italians.

    Across the drawbridge of course is a bunch of stereotypical italians named tony, guido, etc and they all say things like "That's a-one spicy meat-a-ball"... Anyway, after confronting the italian king about the arctic circle candy he attacks you, and once you kill him you can pillage the arctic circle candy off of his corpse.

    Once you return the arctic cirlce candy to pokey, he rewards you with "The Biff Guantlet" then it ends.

    I was amused to say the least. I wish I had something like this instead of legos when I was 12.

  10. What a deal! on Microsoft in Peru, Living Room · · Score: 2

    About $550,000 in money, software and consulting services?!

    How generous to give up $20 dollars, 50 copies of XP and 3 hours of tech support.

  11. New table of elements on Elements 116 and 118 are Bogus? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Despite much funding from nestle:

    Choctonium:
    Atomic Number: 118
    Atomic Weight: Delicious

    will now have to be eliminated from the table.

  12. Re:Local music on Can Newspapers Save Local Music? · · Score: 2
  13. Re:Local music on Can Newspapers Save Local Music? · · Score: 0, Troll
  14. Re:Earth Worm Jim on High Score · · Score: 2

    Way out in the water, see it swimmin.

  15. Re:The Amazing Walking Bilboard on Nintendo Hires Walking Gamers · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Your friend is a walking anti-advertisement advertisement! It's like anarchists who form an "anarchist party" or punks that say "Wearing a uniform is for robots" meanwhile, they are wearing a punk uniform. You are pretty much like everyone else, right down to your monkey DNA, get used to it.

  16. Re:Creating a pool doesn't guarantee swimming on EU Report Advocates Pooling Open Source Software · · Score: 2

    No, it would be better to hire someone to audit the code rather than develop the same thing.

  17. Theoretically... on Quake For the Blind · · Score: 2

    Isn't sound our most perceptive sense? How hard would it be to say, control a 3D sound source with a mouse, get it to match up with other "Enemy" 3D sound sources in a similar position and then fire? Is it possible to develop good hand-ear coordination?

  18. Re:Mod parent down on Chicken-Feather Chips · · Score: 3, Funny

    You think actual people moderate this stuff? Formula to get +1 funny: Step 1) Post within 15 minutes of the story. Step 2) Topic is "XXXXX ...." Step 3) Compair story to popular culture Step 4) Step 5) Profit!

  19. Awesome on Chicken-Feather Chips · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can you imagine what Chicken Run 2 will look like?

  20. Re:Class Schedule on Good Morning, Professor Romero · · Score: 4, Funny

    Class ends: "When it's done."

  21. Re:Reminds me of that scene in Hackers on Falun Gong Hacks Chinese Satellite · · Score: 4, Funny

    s/websites/things

  22. Reminds me of that scene in Hackers on Falun Gong Hacks Chinese Satellite · · Score: 2, Troll

    "I feel kinda like god." The chinese are horrible at defacing websites. I mean come on. Can't you be a little clever and do something more exciting than "Hacked by Chinese!" or "Falun Gong is Good!"

  23. Yuck. on MP3 for Gameboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First you convert music to digital information that is an approximation of the original sound and you say "No, it's still good!" Then compress and stream the music and it's like "No, it's still good!" Now you are playing Digital Compressed Music through Gameboy speakers? What's the point? This is like taking a painting and then running a guassian blur filter on it.

  24. Re:Prove This on More on Riemann Hypothesis · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I hear in japan step 2 is equal to "Soil Underpants"

  25. Re:For those of you who think they would answer "n on The True Story of Website Results · · Score: 2

    As evil as these overlords are - if you take away their business, they are still rich, the people are still poor the only difference is the evil overlords have no reason to keep the poor people alive anymore.