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  1. Re:I believe most people would on The True Story of Website Results · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, irony would be if that button killed one of the children you were going to feed with the million dollars.

  2. Re:Isn't it about time on Doom3 and OpenGL2.0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It was. But like even in quake 3 they had the decapitated heads of Id employees scattered about.

  3. Isn't it about time on Doom3 and OpenGL2.0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You made a carmack icon? Impale it on a stick for extra grins.

  4. Easy Target on Doom3 and OpenGL2.0 · · Score: 3, Funny
    You can read his .plan or you can finger him.
    Okay, this is just too easy. This is +5 Funny bait if I ever saw it. It's just a matter of time.
  5. T-Shirt on Atari's 30th Anniversary · · Score: 2

    Anyone know where you can get atari t-shirts these days? Side note: Isn't atari the equivilent of "check" in the game japanese board game "go". ?

  6. Re:Why government certified? on U.S. Government Certified Wireless Security Products? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because individual corporations are too self-centered and greedy to agree on a standard and stick to it.

  7. Let me guess on Flip-Pad Voyager: Dual-screen Laptop · · Score: 5, Funny

    The lead scientist for this project was the same guy who created monkies with two asses?

  8. Re:Other things you could do with a palmtop on The Wireless Arcade · · Score: 2

    Yeah, I hear ya. Dr. Suess books are rather large. It's hard to get them on a bookshelf let alone your pocket.

  9. Map of Spam on Mapping the Spam · · Score: 5, Funny

    The country of spam is surrounded by the "White Gelatin Coast", it is divided into various sovereign mystery meat nations. How this country was formed is unknown and best left a mystery.

  10. Oh great! on Is Linux Dead? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where am I gonna find a penguin shaped coffin?

  11. Re:*sigh* on Will Microsoft Code-Checking Plans Cripple the GPL? · · Score: 3, Funny

    and worst of all, people bitch about bitching.

  12. Oh no! Junk data! on Legalizing Attacks on P2P Networks · · Score: 2

    The recording industry will be flooding P2P networks with useless junk data?!?! You mean instead of me downloading the latest NIN hit, I might actually be getting a bunch of hissing, screeching and static?

  13. Most subversive tool ever on Subversive Gifts for New College Students? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Breast Implants. If used skillfully they can break into any room.

  14. In related news on Steffi Graf Wins Case Vs. Microsoft · · Score: 4, Funny

    Bea Arthur is outraged that they put steffi graff's head on her body.

  15. Re:Keanu Reeves on Manned Mars Mission Some Way Off · · Score: 2

    The sun will rise..... and fry me like the ham that I am.

  16. Re:Question on Baby Bells Victorious Over Sharing Rules · · Score: 2

    There are various wireless networking projects going on throughout the country. Start one up.

    If you have a home owners association try and see if you can set up a meeting for a community intranet or something.

    There are a few (and i mean few) books on building wireless communities on amazon, I think slashdot ran a review of one of them but im too lazy to check.

  17. Hopefully... on Space Exploration Act of 2002 · · Score: 5, Funny

    We can get a cleanup crew to erase "CHA" off of it.

  18. Re:Are they crazy? on MPAA to Senate: Plug the Analog Hole! · · Score: 2

    No dead animals? Gee, I hope the security guard doesn't go to the food court.

  19. Re:Are they crazy? on MPAA to Senate: Plug the Analog Hole! · · Score: 2

    Erm.... I meant *THE* Mall, in D.C... Sure.

  20. Are they crazy? on MPAA to Senate: Plug the Analog Hole! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So say i'm using a digital camcorder in the mall and britney's new single starts playing from the loud-speakers does my camcorder shut down because it detects the watermark?

    Total BS, this would ruin consumer electronics if ever implemented.

  21. Re:Gee-whiz predictions the future tend not to wor on Eight Technologies That Will Change the World · · Score: 2

    I think someone in 1957 would be pretty impressed with home computers, cell phones, big screen TV's, VCR's, etc...

  22. Re:This is a DISASTER! on DeCSS' Continuing Saga · · Score: 3, Funny

    I regret I had but one T-Shirt to give for my country!

  23. Re:I just don't get it on CDs Want To Be Free · · Score: 2

    Honestly, the only thing I have pirated in the last year was Windows XP - I paid for Windows 98 and I just consider it an upgrade to a working copy.
    Too bad my car dealer doesn't follow this logic. =(

  24. I wonder... on Echelon Architect Interviewed · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why arn't senators\congressmen worried about being blackmailed by this thing?
    What if there was a watergate-esque break in to echelon?

  25. Most likely solution on PVRs and Advertisers' Worries · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Commercials integrated into the shows. Basically, the commercials will be the shows. (as if they wern't already).