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  1. First Goatse.cx Theme Song Post! on Man Pleads Guilty to Stealing Enigma Machine · · Score: -1
    The GOATSE.CX theme song! -

    Sung to the tune of the Village People song "Macho Man". Italicized parentetical statements should be spoken in between sung parts of the chorus. "Goatse" should be pronounced "goatsay" or "goatseh". Ready? Here we go.

    Ev'ryone you know has seen that goatse-goatse man,
    Stretchin' out his anus as wide as he can!
    Prolapsin' that rectum, go man go!
    Showin the whole world his giant butt hole!

    Ev'rybody wants to meet the goatse-goatse man,
    He's been grossin' out web surfers from Maine to Pakistan!
    You can see his picture on goatse dot c-x,
    But who can say they've met him in the flesh?

    Hey, Hey, Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!

    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Doesn't that hurt?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (What's the biggest object you ever fit in there?)
    Where are you goatse man?!?!
    (four-to-the-three-to-the-two-to-the-one-and...)
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Can I have your autograph?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (So, what are some of your other hobbies?)
    WHERE ARE YOU GOATSE MAN?!?!

    Unlike the Enigma Machine, this song cannot be stolen. Lyrics are freely distributable under the GPL, the Goatse Public License.

  2. More Riddle Fun! on Purdue Builds Quantum-Computing Semiconductor · · Score: -1
    Q: Why did goatse giver tie his belt to a wheelbarrow?

    A: He needed a new jockstrap!

    Hahaha!

  3. Riddle Fun on Purdue Builds Quantum-Computing Semiconductor · · Score: -1
    Q: Why did goaste man call the humane society?

    A: Bats were roosting in his ass again!

    Hahaha!

  4. Haiku Fun! on Purdue Builds Quantum-Computing Semiconductor · · Score: -1

    Fuck you! Fuck You, You!
    YOU!! Fuckyoufuckyou! FUUUCK YOOOUUUU!!!
    Fuck You. You. Fuck..... You.

  5. Above post, properly formatted on Afghanistan Is Like Nothing You've Ever Seen · · Score: -1
    (Or: if you must drink, dont post...)

    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
    Ha Ha Hoo Hoo Ha Ha
    Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

  6. Best Haiku Ever on Afghanistan Is Like Nothing You've Ever Seen · · Score: -1

    Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha Ha-Ha-Hoo-Hoo-Ha-Ha-Ha Ha-Ha-Ha-H-aHa

  7. 5/7/5, Silly! on Afghanistan Is Like Nothing You've Ever Seen · · Score: -1

    Middle line should be
    "Making pathetic haiku"
    Twits can be great, too!

  8. Riddle Fun on Afghanistan Is Like Nothing You've Ever Seen · · Score: -1
    Q: What do you see when the goatse man uses only two fingers of each hand to stretch himself open?

    A: A semicolon!

    Hahaha!

  9. Haiku Fun! on Afghanistan Is Like Nothing You've Ever Seen · · Score: -1

    Fuck you! Fuck You, You!
    YOU!! Fuckyoufuckyou! FUUUCK YOOOUUUU!!!
    Fuck You. You. Fuck..... You.

  10. Haiku Fun on Legislating Insecure Encryption · · Score: -1

    Fuck you! Fuck You, You!
    YOU!! Fuckyoufuckyou! FUUUCK YOOOUUUU!!!
    Fuck You. You. Fuck..... You.

  11. Haiku fun on New Linux PDA Available · · Score: -1

    Fuck you! Fuck You, You!
    YOU!! Fuckyoufuckyou! FUUUCK YOOOUUUU!!!
    Fuck You. You. Fuck..... You.

  12. Riddle Fun on New Linux PDA Available · · Score: -1
    Q: What do you see when the goatse man uses only two fingers of each hand to stretch himself open?

    A: A semicolon!

    Hahaha!

  13. Poll Fun on New Linux PDA Available · · Score: -1
    Time for another Troll Poll!

    On the whole I would say my life is:

    1. Fucked Up
    2. Really Fucked Up
    3. Really Really Fucked Up
    4. Eat Shit
    5. No, YOU Eat Shit
    6. Your problem is a result of your negative attitude. I maintain a positive state of mind and suck a fat cock every day, and I feel great!

  14. Riddle Fun on Beer In Space · · Score: -1
    Q: What do you see when the goatse man uses only two fingers of each hand to stretch himself open?

    A: A semicolon!

    Hahaha!

  15. Poll Fun on Beer In Space · · Score: -1

    Time for another Troll Friday Poll!

    On the whole I would say my life is:

    1. Fucked Up
    2. Really Fucked Up
    3. Really Really Fucked Up
    4. Eat Shit
    5. No, YOU Eat Shit
    6. Your problem is a result of your negative attitude. I maintain a positive state of mind and suck a fat cock every day, and I feel great!

  16. Lost Goatse.cx theme song recovered, restored on Lost Moon-Landing Tape Recovered, Restored · · Score: -1
    The GOATSE.CX theme song! -

    Sung to the tune of the Village People song "Macho Man". Italicized parentetical statements should be spoken in between sung parts of the chorus. "Goatse" should be pronounced "goatsay" or "goatseh". Ready? Here we go.

    Ev'ryone you know has seen that goatse-goatse man,
    Stretchin' out his anus as wide as he can!
    Prolapsin' that rectum, go man go!
    Showin the whole world his giant butt hole!

    Ev'rybody wants to meet the goatse-goatse man,
    He's been grossin' out web surfers from Maine to Pakistan!
    You can see his picture on goatse dot c-x,
    But who can say they've met him in the flesh?

    Hey, Hey, Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!

    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Doesn't that hurt?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (What's the biggest object you ever fit in there?)
    Where are you goatse man?!?!
    (four-to-the-three-to-the-two-to-the-one-and...)
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Can I have your autograph?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (So, what are some of your other hobbies?)
    WHERE ARE YOU GOATSE MAN?!?!

    Lyrics are freely distributable under the GPL, the Goatse Public License.

  17. Goatse.cx Theme song: NOT CANCELLED! on Simsville Canceled · · Score: -1
    The GOATSE.CX theme song! -

    Sung to the tune of the Village People song "Macho Man". Italicized parentetical statements should be spoken in between sung parts of the chorus. "Goatse" should be pronounced "goatsay" or "goatseh". Ready? Here we go.

    Ev'ryone you know has seen that goatse-goatse man,
    Stretchin' out his anus as wide as he can!
    Prolapsin' that rectum, go man go!
    Showin the whole world his giant butt hole!

    Ev'rybody wants to meet the goatse-goatse man,
    He's been grossin' out web surfers from Maine to Pakistan!
    You can see his picture on goatse dot c-x,
    But who can say they've met him in the flesh?

    Hey, Hey, Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!

    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Doesn't that hurt?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (What's the biggest object you ever fit in there?)
    Where are you goatse man?!?!
    (four-to-the-three-to-the-two-to-the-one-and...)
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Can I have your autograph?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (So, what are some of your other hobbies?)
    WHERE ARE YOU GOATSE MAN?!?!

    Lyrics are freely distributable under the GPL, the Goatse Public License.

  18. Share the goatse.cx theme Song! on File Sharing: Decentralizing, Open-Source Fasttrack · · Score: -1
    The GOATSE.CX theme song! -

    Sung to the tune of the Village People song "Macho Man". Italicized parentetical statements should be spoken in between sung parts of the chorus. "Goatse" should be pronounced "goatsay" or "goatseh". Ready? Here we go.

    Ev'ryone you know has seen that goatse-goatse man,
    Stretchin' out his anus as wide as he can!
    Prolapsin' that rectum, go man go!
    Showin the whole world his giant butt hole!

    Ev'rybody wants to meet the goatse-goatse man,
    He's been grossin' out web surfers from Maine to Pakistan!
    You can see his picture on goatse dot c-x,
    But who can say they've met him in the flesh?

    Hey, Hey, Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!

    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Doesn't that hurt?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (What's the biggest object you ever fit in there?)
    Where are you goatse man?!?!
    (four-to-the-three-to-the-two-to-the-one-and...)
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Can I have your autograph?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (So, what are some of your other hobbies?)
    WHERE ARE YOU GOATSE MAN?!?!

    Lyrics are freely distributable under the GPL, the Goatse Public License.

  19. Goatse.cx Theme : Available in the Media of Today! on Sun, Philips Push MPEG-4 Up Steep Hill · · Score: -1
    The GOATSE.CX theme song! -

    Sung to the tune of the Village People song "Macho Man". Italicized parentetical statements should be spoken in between sung parts of the chorus. "Goatse" should be pronounced "goatsay" or "goatseh". Ready? Here we go.

    Ev'ryone you know has seen that goatse-goatse man,
    Stretchin' out his anus as wide as he can!
    Prolapsin' that rectum, go man go!
    Showin the whole world his giant butt hole!

    Ev'rybody wants to meet the goatse-goatse man,
    He's been grossin' out web surfers from Maine to Pakistan!
    You can see his picture on goatse dot c-x,
    But who can say they've met him in the flesh?

    Hey, Hey, Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!

    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Doesn't that hurt?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (What's the biggest object you ever fit in there?)
    Where are you goatse man?!?!
    (four-to-the-three-to-the-two-to-the-one-and...)
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Can I have your autograph?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (So, what are some of your other hobbies?)
    WHERE ARE YOU GOATSE MAN?!?!

    Lyrics are freely distributable under the GPL, the Goatse Public License.

  20. Surrender to the Goatse.cx theme song! on Why The U.S. Surrendered To Microsoft · · Score: 0, Funny
    The GOATSE.CX theme song! -

    Sung to the tune of the Village People song "Macho Man". Italicized parentetical statements should be spoken in between sung parts of the chorus. "Goatse" should be pronounced "goatsay" or "goatseh". Ready? Here we go.

    Ev'ryone you know has seen that goatse-goatse man,
    Stretchin' out his anus as wide as he can!
    Prolapsin' that rectum, go man go!
    Showin the whole world his giant butt hole!

    Ev'rybody wants to meet the goatse-goatse man,
    He's been grossin' out web surfers from Maine to Pakistan!
    You can see his picture on goatse dot c-x,
    But who can say they've met him in the flesh?

    Hey, Hey, Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!

    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Doesn't that hurt?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (What's the biggest object you ever fit in there?)
    Where are you goatse man?!?!
    (four-to-the-three-to-the-two-to-the-one-and...)
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Can I have your autograph?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (So, what are some of your other hobbies?)
    WHERE ARE YOU GOATSE MAN?!?!

    Lyrics are freely distributable under the GPL, the Goatse Public License.

  21. SOMEBODY SAY THEMES?!? on New Themes.org Almost Ready; Needs A Little Help · · Score: -1
    The GOATSE.CX theme song! -

    Sung to the tune of the Village People song "Macho Man". Italicized parentetical statements should be spoken in between sung parts of the chorus "Goatse" should be pronounced "goatsay" or "goatseh". Ready? Here we go.

    Ev'ryone you know has seen that goatse-goatse man,
    Stretchin' out his anus as wide as he can!
    Prolapsin' that rectum, go man go!
    Showin the whole world his giant butt hole!

    Ev'rybody wants to meet the goatse-goatse man,
    He's been grossin' out web surfers from Maine to Pakistan!
    You can see his picture on goatse dot c-x,
    But who can say they've met him in the flesh?

    Hey, Hey, Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!

    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Doesn't that hurt?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (What's the biggest object you ever fit in there?)
    Where are you goatse man?!?!
    (four-to-the-three-to-the-two-to-the-one-and...)
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Can I have your autograph?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (So, what are some of your other hobbies?)
    WHERE ARE YOU GOATSE MAN?!?!

    Lyrics are freely distributable under the GPL, the Goatse Public License.

  22. The Goatse.cx theme song has been transferred here on Egghead Customer? Your Data Goes To Fry's · · Score: -1, Troll
    The GOATSE.CX theme song! -

    Sung to the tune of the Village People song "Macho Man". Italicized parentetical statements should be spoken in between sung parts of the chorus. "Goatse" should be pronounced "goatsay" or "goatseh". Ready? Here we go.

    Ev'ryone you know has seen that goatse-goatse man,
    Stretchin' out his anus as wide as he can!
    Prolapsin' that rectum, go man go!
    Showin the whole world his giant butt hole!

    Ev'rybody wants to meet the goatse-goatse man,
    He's been grossin' out web surfers from Maine to Pakistan!
    You can see his picture on goatse dot c-x,
    But who can say they've met him in the flesh?

    Hey, Hey, Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!

    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Doesn't that hurt?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (What's the biggest object you ever fit in there?)
    Where are you goatse man?!?!
    (four-to-the-three-to-the-two-to-the-one-and...)
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Can I have your autograph?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (So, what are some of your other hobbies?)
    WHERE ARE YOU GOATSE MAN?!?!

    Lyrics are freely distributable under the GPL, the Goatse Public License.

  23. The goastse.cx theme song distro on The Upcoming Corel-Based Distro From Xandros · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    The GOATSE.CX theme song! -

    Sung to the tune of the Village People song "Macho Man". Italicized parentetical statements should be spoken in between sung parts of the chorus. "Goatse" should be pronounced "goatsay" or "goatseh". Ready? Here we go.

    Ev'ryone you know has seen that goatse-goatse man,
    Stretchin' out his anus as wide as he can!
    Prolapsin' that rectum, go man go!
    Showin the whole world his giant butt hole!

    Ev'rybody wants to meet the goatse-goatse man,
    He's been grossin' out web surfers from Maine to Pakistan!
    You can see his picture on goatse dot c-x,
    But who can say they've met him in the flesh?

    Hey, Hey, Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!

    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Doesn't that hurt?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (What's the biggest object you ever fit in there?)
    Where are you goatse man?!?!
    (four-to-the-three-to-the-two-to-the-one-and...)
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Can I have your autograph?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (So, what are some of your other hobbies?)
    WHERE ARE YOU GOATSE MAN?!?!

    Lyrics are freely distributable under the GPL, the Goatse Public License.

  24. Goatse Theme song vs. Moderators on Exchange vs. Linux/390 Comparison · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    The GOATSE.CX theme song! -

    Sung to the tune of the Village People song "Macho Man". Italicized parentetical statements should be spoken in between sung parts of the chorus "Goatse" should be pronounced "goatsay" or "goatseh". Ready? Here we go.

    Ev'ryone you know has seen that goatse-goatse man,
    Stretchin' out his anus as wide as he can!
    Prolapsin' that rectum, go man go!
    Showin the whole world his giant butt hole!

    Ev'rybody wants to meet the goatse-goatse man,
    He's been grossin' out web surfers from Maine to Pakistan!
    You can see his picture on goatse dot c-x,
    But who can say they've met him in the flesh?

    Hey, Hey, Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!

    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Doesn't that hurt?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (What's the biggest object you ever fit in there?)
    Where are you goatse man?!?!
    (four-to-the-three-to-the-two-to-the-one-and...)
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Can I have your autograph?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (So, what are some of your other hobbies?)
    WHERE ARE YOU GOATSE MAN?!?!

    Lyrics are freely distributable under the GPL, the Goatse Public License.

  25. This calls for the goatse.cx theme song! on Which DVD-Recordable Drives? · · Score: -1, Troll
    The GOATSE.CX theme song! -

    Sung to the tune of the Village People song "Macho Man". Italicized parentetical statements should be spoken in between sung parts od the chorus "Goatse" should be pronounced "goatsay" or "goatseh". Ready? Here we go.

    Ev'ryone you know has seen that goatse-goatse man,
    Stretchin' out his anus as wide as he can!
    Prolapsin' that rectum, go man go!
    Showin the whole world his giant butt hole!

    Ev'rybody wants to meet the goatse-goatse man,
    He's been grossin' out web surfers from Maine to Pakistan!
    You can see his picture on goatse dot c-x,
    But who can say they've met him in the flesh?

    Hey, Hey, Hey-Hey-Hey-Hey!

    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Doesn't that hurt?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (What's the biggest object you ever fit in there?)
    Where are you goatse man?!?!
    (four-to-the-three-to-the-two-to-the-one-and...)
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (Can I have your autograph?)
    I want to meet the goatse man!
    Goatse-goatse man!
    (So, what are some of your other hobbies?)
    WHERE ARE YOU GOATSE MAN?!?!

    Lyrics are freely distributable under the GPL, the Goatse Public License.