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  1. Perhaps now, on Berman Bill Dead in the Water? · · Score: 1, Troll

    fewr of Our Base will Belong To THEM!! :)

  2. Sales tax is for xactions in the US, and . . . on Warming Battle Over Online Taxes · · Score: 1

    due to IP spoofing, Firewalls, etc, there's no real evidence that any transaction occurred in the US, making the taxability dubious. Personally, I think this will get ugly and complicated, due to regs for location of warehouse, customer, shipping address, HQ of retailer, site of retailer's web host, etc. How many states could potentially collect on one transaction?

  3. NT compile script on Inside The Development of Windows NT · · Score: 5, Funny
    First line:

    #!/bin/bash

  4. Easy! No Goatse.cx posts! on The Reality of Online Reputation · · Score: 1

    Add the occasional AllYourBase, and viola! Instant Karma!

  5. I could have sworn TDK had one, on Yamaha To Withdraw From CD-R/RW Business · · Score: 1

    but then I don't want to unintentionally purjer myself.

  6. Second in suckage only to Space Ace on Dragon's Lair 3D Not Worth The Effort · · Score: 2, Funny

    Possibly even less interactive, and for God's sake, how much Don Bluth animation can our ecosystem possibly SUSTAIN? I may never stop throwing up. . .(/rant) So, I bet I wouldn't have liked it anyway. :)

  7. Favorite Telemarketer Reponses on U.S. National Do-Not-Call Registry On the Way? · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Thanks, but I was saved at the office."

    "Thanks, but if you'll check your records, I already HAVE your long distance. (click)"

    "Nigeria, you say? Let me get my checkbook."

    "Sorry, but I'm illiterate and proud of it, so I won't be needing magazines."

    "No, but would you like to buy my 1992 Chevy Cavalier? Low, low miles!"

    And, my favorite. . .

    "Sorry, we don't have a phone. (click)"

  8. What about Al Gore? on NCR Patents the Internet · · Score: 1, Funny

    Shouldn't HE have those patents?:)

  9. Re:Great review... on Managing RAID on Linux · · Score: 1, Funny

    Maybe you should! I praise my RAID array regularly, like talking to a plant, and I find it increases performance and the reliability. . .well, 100% uptime speaks for itself! :)

  10. By George, I think they've got it! on New Antitrust Complaint Filed Against Microsoft · · Score: 3, Insightful

    See, kids, it's not just unfair company-eating, it's setting customers up as file format junkies by bundling in lousy software as "part of the OS" and getting people to the point where they don't buy or use anyone else's stuff. It's trying to control all aspects of the market, vertically and horizontally. WAY illegal. GM can't do it, so why should M$?

  11. TeraHertz Donut. on Terahertz Imagery Progresses · · Score: 2, Funny
    I can see this coming soon in grade schools nationwide.

    A: "Wanna TeraHertz Donut?"

    B: "Sure!"

    A Hits B

    B: "Ow!"

    A: "TeraHertz, Donut?"

  12. Used to be done differently on California EULA Lawsuit · · Score: 5, Informative

    Time was that the disks/CDs came inside a seperate envelope with the EULA printed on the outside, with a seal sticker that had printed on it that"by breaking this sticker you agree to the EULA" and any retailer would accept a return of a product with this envelope unopedned, because the software could not have been copied, which is why CompUSA et. al. will not accept opened software nowadays. Typically, the CD is just in a jewel case without even shrink wrap, and the EULA is displayed prior to install, but well after the package is opened past the point of No Return. Going back to the envelopes, while a pain, would get them back out of this legal grey area. I think he plaintiff here has a good, solid case.

  13. Amazing AI. . . on Humans Hold Off the Machines... For Now · · Score: 1

    But they still can't make a Quake bot that won't run around a corner unarmed. . .

  14. I suspect. . . on PATRIOT II Legislation Leaked · · Score: 5, Funny

    that, soon, Alot of our Base are going to Belong To Them. :(

  15. Faulty Capacitors on CowboyNeal on Corporate Espionage Leads To Faulty Motherboards · · Score: 1, Redundant

    This may have resulted in the duplicate post. Slashdot engineers are investigating. . .

  16. Neeto! on Instant Concert CDs? · · Score: 1

    But will the official bootleg include the asshole behind me yelling at me to sit down? :)

  17. I thought it said GROSS plastic, on Gloss Plastic Could Eliminate Auto Painting · · Score: 2, Funny

    like some sort of combination fake-vomit/sex toy device. THAT would be gross plastic. Not much protection, though. :)

  18. You Think You Hear Footsteps!!! on Multiplayer Space Quest in a Browser · · Score: 1

    You leave a small circle of nose grease on the door. If you were Karl Malden, it could have gotten ugly.

  19. Holy Shit! on Tetris AI System · · Score: 0, Funny

    If they overcame the Clumsy-Ass Thumbs problem, this thing'll kick all our asses at 2-player! :)

  20. Great opportunity for Mickey Mouse Jokes on Beyond Eldred v. Ashcroft · · Score: 4, Funny

    Like the one where the shrink finishes examining Minnie, and comes out and tells Mickey that he can't find any evidence that she is mentally ill. Mickey then says, "Aw, shucks, doc, I didn't say she was crazy, I said she was fucking Goofy! ha HA!" (drumroll)

  21. Re:It's not always about graphics and violence on Snood, the Simple Game · · Score: 2
    Me too on the RTCW. Still, I felt Columns was better on the Sega Master System. My mom and I got into a HUGE fight when I went to college about me trying to take my Master System to school. She wanted her Columns.

    The Sega stayed at home. Remind me never to mess with mom again.

  22. Used SCSI before? on IDE/ATAPI to SCSI Converters Reviewed · · Score: 2
    "This is a big deal if you have an adapter that downgrades all SCSI devices to the lowest speed on the bus."

    As opposed to all those SCSI adapters that don't.

    Still, looks like it could be a great product. I'd like to see long-term reliability stats, which obviously can't exist yet, but this bodes well.

  23. Yay! on Me Oh Me Oh My, Malda Gets Married · · Score: 2

    I'll never forget that day. One of the sweetest proposals I've ever seen. Better than mine, which was over mac and cheese in front of the TV, with Frasier going. . .

  24. Wow. That sucks. on Goodbye, Liquid Audio? · · Score: 3, Funny

    But then, maybe AssetsandHardCurrencyAudio would have been a better name. Seriously, this is sort of sad.

  25. Stable, Robust, Free. And that's just the coffee. on Largo Loving Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seriously, good to see stuff like this. And in Florida of all places!