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  1. Re:The Problem with Mirrors on Red Hat CTO Testifies at MS trial · · Score: -1

    Are you sure it's not you that makes you look fat?

  2. Mod Parent Up! +5 Insightful! on Sizing Up StarOffice 6.0 · · Score: -1

    See subject.

  3. Re:You can have it. on (Almost) I-mode Service Coming in April · · Score: -1

    This is Govtcheez. Put me in your pants.

  4. Re:You can have it. on (Almost) I-mode Service Coming in April · · Score: -1

    It is. Such a waste. Thank you for the donation, anyways.

  5. Re:Die, AC, Die! on (Almost) I-mode Service Coming in April · · Score: -1

    Shut the fuck up! Now Vader, he's a spiritual brother, with the force and all that shit. Then this cracker Skywalker gets his hands on a light-saber, and the boy decides he's gonna run the fucking universe - gets a whole Klan of whites together, and they're gonna bust up Vader's 'hood the Death Star. Now what the fuck do you call that!

    Kevin Smith's a god... Fuck LOTR - where's the best picture nod for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?

  6. Re:You can have it. on (Almost) I-mode Service Coming in April · · Score: -1

    If you're going to just give it to me, it's not as fun. Fight for the love of your slashbot companions! Be the lone AC that stands up to the oppressive might of the trolls and crapflooders!

  7. Die, AC, Die! on (Almost) I-mode Service Coming in April · · Score: -1

    I claim this first post in the name of logged in trolls, crapflooders, and my nubian princess, Halle Berry.

  8. Re:LOTR will never get best picture on LoTR Takes 4 Oscars · · Score: -1

    The towers weren't going to be in Spiderman, dipshit - just the preview.

  9. FP! on How Much Are You Paying For A Nameplate? · · Score: -1

    This is a first post bitching that LOTR didn't win best picture.

  10. Re:FP BIATCHES!!!! on The State of Remote Desktops? · · Score: -1

    Wow, this is possibly the most pathetic attempt at a fp troll ever. For shame, little AC - for shame!

  11. Re:Oh what a night! on The State of Remote Desktops? · · Score: -1

    I claim this first post for the Lyrics Guy! May he serenade us with the lyrics for "Oh what a night!"

  12. Good thing it doesn't say that in the article! on Warwick Gets a Few More Wires · · Score: -1

    Way to try to gain friends, fucko...

    "In 1998 a silicon chip, which turned on lights and opened doors when he walked into his office, was implanted in his arm. "

  13. Re:'Batlike 6th sense' on Warwick Gets a Few More Wires · · Score: -1

    > Warwick's gonna end up looking like Tetsuo (The Iron Man).

    I've never seen the first Tetsuo, but I saw the second one (Body Hammer), and it was quite possibly the worst movie I have ever, ever seen. And I sat through that Scientologist's pile of crap, Battlefield Earth.

  14. Re:neuromancer on Warwick Gets a Few More Wires · · Score: -1

    Shit, you might as well ask if people have ever heard of the Cryptonomicon.

  15. FP! on Warwick Gets a Few More Wires · · Score: -1

    I claim this FP in the name of the Connor family!

  16. Re:one word... on Lab-Grown Meat Chunks - It's What's For Dinner · · Score: -1

    Mod parent as insightful, bitte.

  17. Re:First Post on Lab-Grown Meat Chunks - It's What's For Dinner · · Score: -1

    Congratulations, fine sir!

    You stole the first post from me, but at least you were one of our logged in brethren!

  18. Yum on Lab-Grown Meat Chunks - It's What's For Dinner · · Score: -1

    This sounds about as exciting as a night with Katz!

  19. Re:fuck you on Open Source... Television? · · Score: -1

    Now that's just not nice. Do you want to talk about it?

  20. Re:Bad Time Warner. on Time Warner Finds AOL Email Inadequate · · Score: -1

    > I just thought that AOL could use the DMCA to shut up Time Warner.

    That might work if they weren't the same company...

  21. Re:Playstation 3? It's already out!! on Distributed Playstation · · Score: -1

    Yeah, except they got the code wrong.

    It's up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a, select, start, not up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a , start.

  22. FP? on Distributed Playstation · · Score: -1

    Firstus Postus. Propz to all my dead homiez.

  23. Re:FP! on Silicon Valley Rebirth? · · Score: -1

    I claim this FP in the name of logged in trolls, crapflooders, and L. Ron Hubbard!

  24. Re:$25 an e-mail?!? I'm rich! on Beating the Spam Merchants · · Score: -1

    Don't forget increased girth and stamina! You can't forget increased girth and stamina!

  25. Re:Wow... on Conductive Concrete Offers Building Security · · Score: -1

    No, I didn't. I don't think you're funny, either. Also, your choice of operating system and religion are highly suspect to me. Please change them immediately.