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  1. IN SOVIET RUSSIA!!!! on TurboTax Activation Fiasco · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    they leave you off of their lists for comming to slashdot.

  2. Re:Interesting on New Stem Cell Source - Your Bone Marrow · · Score: 0
    Are you kidding, now what am I supposed to do with all the dead babies in my freezer???

    I guess I could find a Chili cookoff somewhere...

  3. Re:Background Image on Developing for the Motorola T720 · · Score: 2
    Why not, Asia Carrera is a porn star, and a geek. She runs her own site and quakes naked.

    Now, that picture is quite small so I can't tell if it is her or not, but there is a chance...

  4. Re:Right. on World's First Tree-sitting Weblog · · Score: 2
    We could cut down one old tree, or several smaller ones. Which is more effecient?

    New trees will grow to take their place.

  5. Re:I find it strange on World's First Tree-sitting Weblog · · Score: 2

    I guess it means that if you are dumb enough to sit in a tree when there are a bunch of angry chainsaw weilding lumberjacks waiting below, then Macs are good enough for you...

  6. Re:if you mess with one of us... on Updating Quickbooks Forces Online Membership? · · Score: 2
    Yes, we are much like the Musketeers, and if you saw the movie, The Musketeer, then I can see why you are laughing.

    Perhaps we should be more like the Boy Scouts or something...

  7. Re:Absolutely on Did Life Originate Underwater? · · Score: 5, Funny
    You know, if your son reads this on slashdot, he's liable to get a complex.

    I have a friend who can't watch the Wizard of Oz for the same reason...

  8. Re:Water at the Holiday Inn on Did Life Originate Underwater? · · Score: 2

    I think I found your dad

  9. Re:Accessible Slashdot? on Ask an Expert About Web Site Accessibility · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm guessing that the typo's on slashdot lead to some interesting stuff comming out of your speakers if you use any of those text to speach programs.

  10. If we start putting these things on planes... on First Emergency Use of Whole-Aircraft Parachute · · Score: 5, Funny

    How will we get rid of unwanted politicians and pop stars???

  11. Re:Small fragments better than one large on Stopping Killer Asteroids · · Score: 2
    What if all you cared about was the paint (equiv. to the life on the surface of the earth)? One big cannon ball makes a big hole, but most of the surface, while disturbed, is still there. The sand blast would scrape off everything, even though the interior would be relatively unscathed. But there's no life in the interior of the earth; it can take a punch.

    If the earth were to be hit by the equiviliant of the cannonball, not only would the explosion from the impact probably kill everything on the same continent, but the resulting dust cloud would cause a nuclear winter for several thousand years.

    Either way, life is dead.

  12. Re:Uhm... on Organizing Sim Protests · · Score: 2
    Exactly, once you buy the game buy the game, EA gets the money, and the McDonalds "ad" gets air time, making it a good investment, even if people make their sims puke after eating there. Remember, no publicity is bad publicity.

    However, if the ad gets no airtime, due to the fact that nobody buys the game, then EA gets no money, and McDonalds made a bad investment, insuring that they won't do it again, since, obviously, it doesn't work.

  13. Re:Sell out with me oh yeah on Organizing Sim Protests · · Score: 2

    Exactly, this isn't the Yo Noids game, it's the SIMS, and all they did was add a McDonalds where you can buy food. It's not like all the characters were changed to either Grimmace, Ronald, or a fry guy. It's still the same game, the mcdonalds doesn't detract from the ability to play a normal person. In fact, normal people eat at McDonalds, so I don't see what the problem is.

  14. Re:Small fragments better than one large on Stopping Killer Asteroids · · Score: 2
    Here's a better example, for this you need three cars, and three cannons.

    Fire a ball out of the first cannon, it pretty much destroys the car, that is the asteroid hitting the earth.

    Now, take the second cannon and load it with nice finly ground sand. Fire the sand at the car. You wind up needing a new paint job, and probably a nice dent. That is what most people think you get when you blow up an asteroid. Millions and millions of itty bitty rocks.

    Now, take the third cannon ball, and light a big ol' M80 underneath it. What you are left with are lots of big craggy peices of crap, some teeny weeny peices of dust, and a few in between peices. Load up the cannon, shoot the car, and instead of punching a hole striaght throught the center, it rips the car in half in much the same way some buck shot would cut a man in half.

    Now, if we can find a way to grind to asteroid into a fine powder, then we are all safe, otherwise, we are screwed.

  15. Re:Bush and genetically altered corn on Drug Making Genes Added To Corn Jump To Soya · · Score: 2
    All it says is that he appointed the president of the company to serve on the Board for International Food and Agriculture Development (BIFAD).

    I don't see any problem here. So someone who is developing new food types is appointed to a group based on just that.

  16. Re:Car independant on Step 2, Groceries · · Score: 2
    Thought the same thing myself.

    Must be something to see. Especially if he uses a seeing eye dog...

  17. Re:Berman on PA ISP to Restrict P2P Uploads · · Score: 2
    when they designed the whole network at your school, they failed to account for music downloads

    Yup, those silly people that work for the school must have had the idea that you would use the school's network for educational...

  18. Re:P2P sharing letter from PTD Management on PA ISP to Restrict P2P Uploads · · Score: 2

    I've seen places where the T1 connection has been made slower than a 28k Modem due to file sharing. The company makes a valid point.

  19. Xaoswolf Needs Sleep Badly on Browse All You Want At Work · · Score: 2
    office chair into an ejection seat

    thinking about people looking at pr0n at work. Read that as ERECTION seat.
    Gave me a very strange mental image. I think I'm going to go to sleep now...

    *Shuts door, puts head on desk, hopes the boss doesn't walk in*

  20. Re:Uhh... on Browse All You Want At Work · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't know, it just depends on who your boss is, and whether or not he/she has any positions that needed filled...

  21. Re:Great! on Browse All You Want At Work · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's too late, the slashdot effect has excorcized this ghost.

    All we need now is a short woman to say, "This network is clean."

  22. anybody check the address on NSA Director, Congress and Monitoring · · Score: 2, Funny
    http://intelligence.senate.gov/0210hrg/021017/hayd en.pdf

    Intelligence.senate.gov

    Isn't that an oxymoron?

  23. Re:Will it come with a lockout? on ADV Confirms Cable Anime Channel · · Score: 2
    Not my little Billy, he wouldn't do such a thing. My little Billy is a good boy. He doesn't have sex or do drugs. Surely you are thinking of some other little Billy.

    Pulls parental blinders a little tighter...*

  24. Re:Will it come with a lockout? on ADV Confirms Cable Anime Channel · · Score: 2
    I kinda like how most people that would complain about the violence and sex in Anime also have HBO, and watch such shows as The Sopranos, OZ, and Sex in the City, but do they have any kind of parental control on that channel?

    But you are right, blocking won't solve anything, they'll either just watch another channel to get their fix, or they'll go down the street to little Billy's, cause his parents don't care what he watches.

  25. Re:How about on ADV Confirms Cable Anime Channel · · Score: 3, Funny

    They would print one page per minute, unless there was a lot of talking, then they would have to hold it up for several minutes. Of course, I don't really know why they would have to wait until midnight to do so.