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  1. Attention K-Mart shopper on More on Talking Shopping Carts · · Score: 4, Funny

    (Loud booming voice from shopping cart) "Might I suggest sensual lubricants to go with those Trojans?"

  2. Slash on Microsoft Patents Your Local Weather Report · · Score: 1

    Sounds to me like they just got a patent for doing what slash does when I log into slashdot to get all of my customizations. That sucks.

  3. Re:It had to be said! on Weather Radar Goes Miniature · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Oh man, I kill me.

    If only.

  4. Metric System on W3C Objects To Royalties On ISO Country Codes · · Score: 3, Funny

    In related news, ISO has instituted royalty fees for use of the metric system. Looks like en_US had good reason not to jump on the metric band wagon after all.

  5. Quick taste on Principal Photography on Star Wars III Complete · · Score: -1, Troll
    here is a quick taste of what the story for episode III might be like

    Me'sa think Lucas sucks.

  6. Re:I think on RIAA Sues 261 Major P2P Offenders · · Score: 2
    I am too lazy to rip my CDs, I have too many CDs and not enough time.

    Can I rip them for you? Where do you live? I'll come by and pick them up.

  7. This is sooo simple on Should ISPs Be The Little Man's Firewall? · · Score: 2, Informative
    The only job the ISP has is shuttling packets back and forth, period. They should not be concerned with the content of those packets. That should be up to the end user/organization to determine what is or is not appropriate for their network.

    I really don't care about making the Internet safe for everyone. Next thing you know we'll be suing gun companies over homicides, I mean ISPs over cyber attacks.

    Isn't the real issue here the fact that Windows has so many security flaws? Maybe Windows just isn't ready for the Internet. I run Solaris, Linux, and MacOS X, with the protection of a Solaris/IPFilter firewall at home and do you think I care about worms and viruses? Nope.

    The only thing I could possibly suggest that the ISPs do is communicate a standard warning: "The surgeon general has determined that Windows can be hazordous to your computer while connected to the Internet." and leave it at that.

  8. Stephen Hawking on Japanese Deploying Powered Exoskeletons for Elderly · · Score: 1

    Stephen Hawking has a much better system.

  9. Life critical applications on Microsoft Worms Crash Ohio Nuke Plant, MD Trains · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember a while back that the license agreement for windows stated that it couldn't be used in life critical applications, like nuclear power plants, and such. Has Microsoft recinded that clause? Maybe they should put it back in.

  10. Re:Paranoia on Microsoft Tracking Behavior of Newsgroup Posters · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, this reminds me strangely of a scene from Dilbert.
    True... True...

  11. Once you go worm... on Worm vs. Worm Battle Slows Networks · · Score: 1

    that's what you'll yearn

  12. Microsoft to buy Symantec on Microsoft wants Automatic Update for Windows · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that in todays world it is impossible to run any form of Windows without some form of Antivirus protection. So when is Microsoft going to buy Symantec and integrate Norton Anti-virus into Windows? Oh wait, that would be an anti-trust violation. On the other hand they were allowed to integrate a TCP stack into windows which put 3rd parties out of business.

  13. Yawn.... on RPC DCOM Worm On The Loose · · Score: 2, Funny

    They did this already last week on Stargate SG1 with that virus that spread from gate to gate and took down the whole network in 2+ hours. Can't these virus writers ever come up with something original?

  14. Better CPU? on Do-It-Yourself-Game-Console · · Score: 3, Funny
    It supports homebrew everything-- joystick adapters, displays, software, roms...

    How about a new cpu? Because the one that comes with it is a piece of crap.

  15. Hmmm on (Solar) Power to the Masses · · Score: 1
    Maybe one day we can have international power lines where all the countries with lots of sunshine provide power to the rest of the world? How cool would that be?

    Sounds just like what the oil countries do now, except they get to screw the other countries.

  16. Get off your butts... on US Shrugs Off World's IP Address Shortage · · Score: 3, Insightful
    It almost seems like a daily occurence where slashdot reports on how much the Internet needs IPv6 or how much it is just hype. The fact that NAT is so prevelent is proof that we don't have enough addresses.

    However, there appears to be a misconception that Governments or ISPs must be the ones to make the conversion first. IPv6 is designed to run side by side with IPv4. I was given 1 IPv4 address from my ISP, but I can use the IPv6 6to4 transition mechanism and get 80 bits worth of routable addresses. And my ISP didn't have to do anything to set it up. (Static IP needed)

    Solaris, Linux, and Windows supports this right now. So I say get off your butts and get on IPv6 today.

  17. Batch burns?? on Do It Yourself CD Changer · · Score: 2, Funny
    I've been looking for something like this for a while to do batch rips. I was going to build one out of legos but I couldn't find a supplier for a suction mechanism. I'm not crazy about that spreader mechanism in the pictures. Too much pressure and you'll have twice as many CDs.

  18. Re:It's sad actually on Instant Messaging Giveaway · · Score: 1
    so long as you don't have sh!t hardware or use bad drivers.

    You mean like Intel and AMD? I know what you mean. But I'm still holding ... my breath ... for Windows ... on UltraSparc... <thud>

  19. Passwords are for chumps on Inkblot Passwords · · Score: 1

    Key fobs are the way to go.

  20. CIA method of destroying documents on Picking Up the Pieces · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The discovery channel ran a segment on the CIA and their security practices at Langley. Sensitive documents were flagged and shredded. The shreds were then incernated. Finally there was some kind of mulching process to completely erase any trace of the original.

    So shredding is good, just not good enough.

  21. Re:guns dont kill people ... on Freenet 0.5.2 Released · · Score: 1
    guns dont kill people...

    bullets do

  22. No more do-it-yourself IT on Switch On For Powered Data Networks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yup, you'll now have to get a licensed electrician to punch down that patch panel, unless you don't mind fried IT people piling up at the bottom of your 19" rack.

  23. Runnaway process on Law Professor Examines SCO Case · · Score: 4, Funny
    At the end, he references Slashdot for more info...

    Slashdot refers to him, he refers to Slashdot. HELP!!! I'm stuck in a DOS loop!

  24. 471 Million Dollars for MS Products? on US Army Signs $471,000,000 Deal for Microsoft Software · · Score: 1

    That sure is one expensive toilet seat.

  25. Download to brain on Your Brain May Have Amazing Powers · · Score: 5, Funny
    but I want to flip a switch to put my brain into calculator mode.

    I would rather get on my cell phone and say "Tank, I need a pilot program for a V-212 helicopter."