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  1. Re:GREAT Business, GREAT sense on GameStop Manager Suspended After "Games for Grades" · · Score: 1

    The world needs ditch diggers, too.

    And, to stay on topic, playing video games is not a RIGHT of ANY child, it is a privilege granted by the parent or guardian of the child.

    As for your comment that a certain percentage of kids will always get bad grades...you are correct. However, in my experience, the kids who get those bad grades absolutely EARNED them.

  2. Have you tried Corned Beef? on Apple Cuts Off Linux iPod Users · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've heard this is the best way to make a good hash.

  3. Re:correct me if I'm wrong on Radiation Absorbing Mineral Found In the Arctic · · Score: 2, Funny

    I for one welcome our new radioactive, reptilian overlords.

    *ducks*

  4. Re:Focus is a tool on Wachowski Brothers and the Speed Racer Movie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Incidentally, anyone else always read "freewill" in the voice of Geddy Lee?

    No, but thanks to your sig, I now read other sigs in the voice of "Chef."

  5. Re:A step forward, but questions remain on First Successful Genome Transplant In Bacteria · · Score: 2, Funny

    IT'S A BIRD!

    No wait...IT MIGHT BE A PLANE!

    Hold on...OH YEAH, it's AMBIGUOUS MAN!!!!

  6. Re:Oh right. on Scientists Offer 'Overwhelming' Evidence Terran Life Began in Space · · Score: 1

    Actually, you hit the nail almost dead center on the head. Many people take their Christian beliefs from translations of the original Hebrew, Greek, and Aramaic texts. These translations are mostly bastardized, hacked-up rags written by "scholars" who had no formal training and were utterly unqualified to translate these languages into western languages. There are many examples of this, and you can find some of them here.

  7. Not so anonymous... on Share a News Story With Coworkers, Pay a Fine · · Score: 1

    It will be easy to find out who snitched...just look for the person with the brand new 60" LCD TV.

  8. Re:What's the problem? on Circuit City Subpoenas CheapAss Gamer and DVDTalk · · Score: 3, Funny

    I wish there was a way to go back to your own old posts and mod yourself down.

    I have re-read posts of mine and thought, "What the hell was I thinking?"

  9. Re:role models and obesity on Winnie Wrote a Math Book · · Score: 1

    The parent post should not be modded as "Flamebait." The poster is right. Every fat person I have ever known fits the same criteria as lazy and lacking self control, including myself.

    I am a fat person. I am 6' 2" and weigh 295 pounds. I know that I should eat less and move around more, as I am not an idiot. However, when faced with the decision of getting off my fat ass to walk a few miles versus walking the 10 feet to the fridge to grab a piece of cake, I always go for the damned cake. I know it is killing me. I feel like shit most of the time and I don't sleep well because of the weight. The few times in the last 10 years (I used to be very fit) that I have managed to lose some weight, I felt considerably better physically, but did not have the self control to keep up with the maintenance. I simply gave up and started right back at eating too much and sitting on my big fat ass.

    To make matters even worse, most of the people I spend time with at work are fat as well, which makes it easier for me to justify my laziness and gluttony. All this being said, I still don't think I will ever change, and will probably die young because of my weight. But I don't blame McDonald's, I don't blame Society, and I don't blame magazines for my not having the self control to keep fit. I know the solution to being fat and I don't follow it. Don't feel sorry for fat people, feel sorry for their families that have to suffer for the fat person's selfish ways.

  10. Re:Random bits from the book... on Winnie Wrote a Math Book · · Score: 1

    And when you're done with the floors, Will, please be sure to empty the ashtrays in my office.

  11. Re:Random bits from the book... on Winnie Wrote a Math Book · · Score: 1
    You should not feel badly about paying someone to clean for you. First, it gives you time to do other things in life that add to your well being, which will make you and society better. Second, it provides income to another person who can then use the money to improve his or her situation. Everybody wins.

    I also pay someone to clean, though it is every week because I have a dog that sheds like crazy.

  12. Re:Partner Programs on $150 Linux Laptop for the Masses · · Score: 1

    You heartless bastard. ;)

  13. Re:Emotions are not mutually exclusive from work on Emoticons in the Workplace · · Score: 1

    You heartless bastard. ;)

  14. Re:Why? on Happy System Administrator Appreciation Day · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Looks like you have run into some real dicks in sysadmin's clothing. The sysadmins where I work actually - hold on - HELP PEOPLE. It's true, I swear!

    Seriously, you can find assholes in any profession. If your sysadmins are dickheads, you need to let HR know about it and find some new ones because there are a lot of good ones out there who love the job, like to help people, and have tons of knowledge and experience to share.

    Now let's all hug.

  15. Re:Scapegoat? Maybe, but he's still a moron. on Intern Loses 800,000 Social Security Numbers · · Score: 1
    If your not "having fun" then get the fuck out of the kitchen.

    I love mixed metaphors. My favorite is "Does the Pope shit in the woods?"

    Ok, to keep this on topic, I'm going to have to lean a bit towards agreeing with you on this one. I don't hire consultants to do the boring, tedious work that no one else wants to do (unless you count the Help Desk drones). I hire consultants to add their experience and knowledge to a project.

  16. Re:History Repeating Itself... on Malaysia Uses Anti-Terrorism Laws To Stop Bloggers · · Score: 1
    Very interesting, although I have a question about one part of your post:

    ...in this enlightened age, we seem to completely avert our eyes to the consequences of these laws.

    How can you call present day an enlightened age? It is painfully obvious to me - as well as to many others - that we are currently in an age that is anything BUT enlightened. Nationalism is rampant, our leaders ignore the rights of the populace, Joe American is in complete denial of the stripping away of freedoms, and the rest of the world sees America as a retarded bull in a china shop.

    An age of enlightenment is characterised by increased awareness and education of the population, which is absolutely NOT happening in the US. We have fallen so deeply into the "bread and circuses" mentality that we are producing college graduates that cannot even begin to compose a coherent thought, much less use thoughtful contemplation - or even basic logic - to examine a situation and produce a meaningful conclusion.

    It saddens me deeply, but the truth of my words can be easily seen on a daily basis anywhere in the US.

    A bull will eventually find its way out of the china shop. The US just keeps stomping around and wondering why everything keeps getting broken.

  17. Re:Never been done on How FPS Storylines Are Written · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have just described a game that I would like to play. Please let me know when you start the BETA, as I would like to be a tester.

  18. Interesting on Linux Computer in USB Key Form-Factor · · Score: 3, Funny
    C'mon, you didn't find that funny? ARM...get it? ARM? Anyone?

    Is this thing on? [tap tap]

  19. Unbelievable. on Linux Computer in USB Key Form-Factor · · Score: 1

    You just made the top of my "all time funniest posts ever" list.
    Seriously, THAT was hilarious!

  20. Re:The list on Top Irritating Words Spawned by Internet · · Score: 1
    While your list is funny, you left out the one word that makes me vomit: BLING.

  21. Re:1800's logic though that travelling100MPH=death on The Impossibility of Colonizing the Galaxy · · Score: 1
    "What, spacegoing ships won't have a radar for 20 seconds worth of advanced warning of rocks?"


    Nope, don't need it. Don't you read your future history? The shields will deflect anything up to the size of a Volkswagen Beetle regardless of the density of the object. In fact, the more dense the object, the more easily it will be redirected. Just like people. :)

  22. Re:Longevity of whales on Weapon Found in Whale Dated From the 1800s · · Score: 2, Funny

    what does an old whale look like anyways


    Like this

  23. Re:Pegs that variable in the Fermi equation... on Transit Method Reveals Many Extrasolar Planets · · Score: 2, Funny
    "God was nice enough to line them up so it's easy for us to find them"

    Um, you do know that the Universe is flat, right? Just like Earth. :)

  24. Will we ever find Earth 2.0 candidates? on Transit Method Reveals Many Extrasolar Planets · · Score: 2

    Yes, as long as we don't kill ourselves first.

  25. Re:Slashdot already has this feature on Concerns Over Microsoft's Internet User Profiling · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I meant "greater than"