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  1. Re:You most certainly are (wrong) on A Look at the Newly Released Mozilla Firefox 0.9 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    http://forums.mozillazine.org/viewtopic.php?p=4638 28

    People are now doing XPI versions of the dreaded ActiveX "Do you want to install Weatherbug" type things. Thankfully, there's a whitelist now, but we'll see how far it stays put.

  2. Re:"other sources"? on Valve Announces Half-Life 2 Code Theft Arrests · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In fact, this has actually been done. People did indeed compile the HL2 engine, and insert HL content into it, generating a working sort of demo, including a port of some counterstrike files. Don't get all excited yet, it works, but not as well as a retail game. You can find it on suprnova, and related sites.

    So, the HL2 leak is QUITE real, you can try it yourself.

  3. Re:obligatory on First Experiences with X.org's X11 Server? · · Score: 3, Funny

    2005? You're using unstable, aren't you?

    Hell, i'm using stable, still waiting for them to port that new fangled program I keep hearing about, what's it called... gopher?

  4. Re:My clock speed is 64k hz on Looking Into The Power Architecture Future · · Score: 1

    >I've overclocked my watch to 67.2 khz and it rocks! My workouts go much faster now (and better what with the water cooling rig acting as a wrist weight). Although I never seem to get enough sleep and nobody ever shows up on time for my meetings

    Let's see. Less exercise, less sleep, less meetings.... that means more games. I fail to see the problem here.

  5. Re:What I would do.... on What Would You Do With a 92 TBps Router? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, the conversation would go more like this:

    You: "Hello?"
    "PLEASE DIAL ONE FOR BUSINESS SUPPORT, TWO FOR..."
    *five*
    You: "Hello?"
    "PLEASE ENTER THE ID NUM..."
    *fivefivefiveonetwoonetwo*
    Them: *thick indian accent* "Hello?"
    You: "What?"
    Them: "Yes, hello." ...
    Them: "Do you have a router?"
    You: "No, I don't want to buy a scooter."
    Them: "No no, a router."
    You: "Oh yes, I have a Cisco 92TBps."
    Them: "What did you say about my mother?"
    You: "I said, I have a Cisco 92tbps router."
    Them: "Why must you say such horrible things about.."
    *click*

    At this point, it's best to give up, and just post a stupid, but popular question to ask slashdot to better show off the router. "I just acquired a Cisco 92TBps router and am trying to set up an ISP in my apartment building using only a thimble of wax and a two by four wood plank with a nail in it. Can someone tell me my legal liabilities for this ISP, and an open source solution to manage the whole thing, as well as an OS replacement for the cisco IOS firmware?"

  6. Re:I am a professional gamer on Become a Professional Gamer · · Score: 4, Informative

    Try amazing your boss. Open minesweeper, type in:

    xyzzy

    [left shift]

    and watch the upper left most top pixel of your screen as you pass the mouse over the mines. Yep. That bastard had a REAL mine detector after all.

    XYZZY is actually a zork reference, amazing that the MS folks programmed in a cheat..

  7. Re:By the numbers on Apple Releases Major iTunes Update · · Score: 1

    > What? Apple sells sesktops, laptops, and servers?! This is shocking news!

    Yep. Everyone always knew, porn is the gold mine of the internet.

  8. Re:Crap crap crap on Apple Releases Major iTunes Update · · Score: 1

    Yes. In a situation like a college campus, where alot of people have iTunes, and you're used to streaming lots of different streams over a network, this is terribly inconvenient. You can't tell everyone to upgrade, since they're all on different versions. This is why it sucks.

  9. Re:iTunes 4.5 is a screen hog on Apple Releases Major iTunes Update · · Score: 5, Funny

    >May I humbly offer the suggestion that you acquire Self-Restraint 1.0?
    >It's free.
    >KFG

    Free as in beer? Or Free as in speech?

    Sorry, I couldn't RESIST.

  10. Re:Well... on Does A Good Game Make A Good Movie Idea? · · Score: 1

    Trust the fungus.

    Apparently, they followed their own advice and had the fungus write the script too.

  11. Re:iPod killer... on 100GB, 9.5mm thick HD from Toshiba · · Score: 1

    In case you're wondering, it also runs linux.

    [This was a bad joke as a reference to the fact that it's a frickin hard drive.]

  12. Re:What is the point of scanning at such a high re on 600 PowerMacs Make One DVD · · Score: 1

    And all the characters with black silhouttes?

  13. Re:Alternatively... on Grassroots Response to .doc E-mail Attachments? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, it really doesn't get the message across, which is the entire problem. It gets you a message back that says "your attachment doesn't work with windows". Like it or not, SXW is a very unpopular format, whereas DOC is very popular. Sending stuff in SXW doesn't send your message, only miscommunication. It simply isn't practical to do so.

  14. A brief review... on VIA Releases Source To Custom WASTE Client · · Score: 1

    VIA's release has only one real feature, that of the ability to use AES on their hardware, and possibly the linux client that actually works. The interface has been made gawd ugly, filled with blue and white crap, with a push button icon size of nearly 60x60 pixels each. It also sticks the huge disgusting logo beneath the main window, instead of a clean dialog box.

    It is significantly less usable than the current WASTE client from waste.sourceforge.net . Further, it takes keys in a slightly different format, requiring you to change the header "WASTE_PUBLIC_KEY" to "PADLOCKSL_PUBLIC_KEY". The networks are otherwise fairly interoperable, although troublesome because of the key import thing. So if you really want to use padlockSL on an existing waste network, this is fine, AS LONG AS YOU'RE NOT USING A NETWORK PASSWORD.

    For some inexplicable reason, VIA removed the network password feature, which immediately makes it worthless for connecting to any passworded WASTE network.

    Summary, this thing is useless, except for those with VIA hardware, a strong urge to use their linux client, or if you have problems seeing certain icons, and need them about ten times larger.

  15. Re:Beginning of the End on Sun Sacks UltraSparc V and 3300 Employees · · Score: 2, Funny

    On the other, entirely irrelevant hand, if we search google for "bank linux migration", versus "bank sex migration", it's clear that we should all be dropping our CS degrees and immediately hijacking the Bank to Porn conversion industry.

  16. Re:Video-on-demand, eh? on Netflix to Offer Movie Downloads · · Score: 1

    That's ironic. If BSD is dying, BDSM is basically doing everything short of dying, isn't it?

  17. Re:I found an old TV transcript that should help.. on How Much was a CDC 1604 in the 60's? · · Score: 1

    You forgot the most important one,

    CALL WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES AND GET A SECOND Cray Supercomputer ABSOLUTELY free... BUT wait, there's more. You also get a Sun Ultra 5 workstation. Regardless of whether you decide to keep the Cray Supercomputer, the Ultra 5 is yours to keep as a complementary gift.

  18. Re:Inform programming language? on IF Quake Takes Fragging To Whole New Level · · Score: 5, Informative

    The inform language is an object orienated programming language designed for easy implementation of text based adventure games. It uses a well defined object hierarchy structure, that allows you to define parent child relationships easily, as well as move stuff around. The syntax is similar to C, but not quite, and a bit quirky with commas in parts.

    Most uses of inform are with the Library, a selection of functions and support thingies written to facilitate IF writing.

    It's turing complete, if you were wondering.

    Very nifty. Chief competetor is TADS.

  19. Re:Failed economics? on Half-Life 2's Technical Details, Cost Estimates · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Many people also thought they couldn't possibly screw up Deus Ex 2. Unfortunately, when the game came out, flamethrowers shared ammunition with rocket launchers, it took five shots to the head to kill anybody, the stealth aspect was terrible, and the system requirements utterly ridiculous.

    That teaches you one thing, never, ever believe that anything is so perfect that you can't screw it all up after all.

  20. Re:sun workstation ? on Why iPod Can't Save Apple · · Score: 1

    >Also, as far as this Apple is more expensive, why not compare APPLES to ORANGES.

    Okay.

    http://www.inno-vet.com/articles/1999/0599/52.ht m

  21. Re:Yes, yes, yes, Apple's dying, blah blah blah on Why iPod Can't Save Apple · · Score: 2, Funny

    Optionally, they can just have their legal department file a temporary injunction against the universe ending.

    They DO have more lawyers than the universe has employees, they're that big.

  22. Re:Or the Polish Version on An Anti-DoS Tool That Returns Fire · · Score: 1

    The slashdot version, that just plain DDoSes anything you try to view outside your local intranet.

  23. Re:New GUI? on A Quick Look at Longhorn Build 4053 · · Score: 1

    Nope. Looks like emacs.

    *ducks*

  24. Re:Slashdotters==Curmudgeons? on iPod Mini Sells Out · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One of the reasons they do not allow you to remove the optical drive is to standardize installation and support procedures, as well as software distribution. Although you might not need an optical drive, the majority of people do. It is rather difficult to install the operating system with one computer that lacks an optical drive, and even more difficult to tell the user that when they are on the tech support line, having not bought a cdrom drive.

    The fact of the matter is that most people DO indeed need a cdrom drive to install applications and lack the technical expertise to stream a cdrom over the network. Further, crazy options make it much more complicated to support. "Does your system have the following ports ...." Never mind how difficult it is to get them to identify their computer if they need to read off a 20 feature list with it.

    At some point, you have to be practical, and i'd say this is the line.

  25. Re:News for lawyers, stuff that bores... on Infinium Labs Threatens HardOCP Again · · Score: 1

    > Are lawyers nerds? ... Is there some sort of hobbyist lawyer nerd demographic that i am completely unaware of reading this site? Legalese thrill seekers?

    Clearly, you've never read "Ask Slashdot", the apparent Armchair Lawyer Depot.