Cunnilingus is when someone (in this case dog) uses his tongue on the woman's genitals. Anyone who have experienced cunnilingus with a man, or a woman, knows that it is extremely pleasurable, however it's very tiring for the person who does it. The dog's tongue is build completely different from a human. His tongue has big muscles which he can use a longer time without getting tired. But what makes cunnilingus so much better with a dog is the construction of his tongue, and the eagerness he often does it with.
The dog's tongue is, as you probably know, quite big. Thin but broad and long, and very flexible.
Anyone who has been licked by a dog (on hands etc...) knows that the surface of it is much rougher than a human's.
This procedure works the same at women. When a dog
feels the scent he will approach you and start to
sniff, after that he will try to lick you. It's good if the dog is very young and inexperienced,
then you will be able to train him to lick you the way you want to, because when it comes to sex, the dogs are very quick learners... more about ages of dogs in the chapter about Basic Canine Sexual Understanding.
There are several ways to let the dog perform his cunnilingus. The easiest, and the one that gives you most control, and also lets you see most of the act is when you lie on your back, the dog
between your legs, on the ground or in bed. Often the dog, if he is inexperienced in making love to
women, is a little frustrated, he doesn't recognize this. It doesn't remind him of making love to a bitch. Therefore it's positive if you guide him with your hands by grabbing gently around his neck. Once he sniffs and starts licking you can let him go, he will remain down there all by himself.
The feeling of getting licked by a dog is indescribable. The roughness of his tongue touching your lips, his tongue massaging your clitoris... well you just have to experience that yourself... By parting your legs as much as possible, you will give your lover maximum access to your femininity. And by parting your legs, your lips will also part, making the clitoris fully exposed to your lover's tongue. Doing this he will also try to insert his tongue inside you, seeking the source of your secretions and cum. All you have to do is to lean back and to let the expert on this do the job, enjoy! There are several ways to let him lick you which you can enjoy, another one is by putting a big pillow under your buttocks, by doing this you will give him more access to your love hole. The next one which I like to use most of the time is when I place myself with the back of my legs towards the bed, and then 'fall' backward on the bed, leaving my legs hanging down from the knees towards the floor. This position is very comfortable and gives your lover full access to your love cave. These positions assure you that you have full access to what is happening, and that you are in control and can supervise the sex act which only intensifies the orgasms. At the same time the dog will not be able to mount you, even if he tries to. All you have to do if he tries and you don't want to is to close your legs...
A more daring position to receive cunnilingus which is very pleasurable is when you stand
'doggie-style', that is on all four with the dog behind you. The reason why it's daring is that the
dog will probably after some cunnilingus try to mount you,due to the fact that you reassemble to
the more natural position he knows so familiar. If he tries to mount you it might be difficult to
escape his eagerness, that is if you really don't want to 'go the entire way'. One way to 'escape'
is to raise yourself up on your knees, making it impossible for him, but if he is heavy, you might
be too weak to lift his front paws off the ground. This position is for the more experienced ones,
that is, when you have had sex with your dog several times, and you know him better. This position
is also very pleasurable. In this position you can part your legs quite much, giving him full access
to your crack.
The difference is that you will also give him access to your anal opening. When he then performs his licking technique on your vagina, he will also give your anal region lovely tickling feelings. What
is important is that your personal hygiene has to be very good. You have to make sure that you have
washed yourself before the act, especially around the anal region. The reason, well there are all
kinds of bacteria around the anal opening, and his tongue will then spread them to your vagina. It's
not too risky, since his tongue won't get deeper than a couple of centimeters, but you have to be
very careful with washing yourself so that you don't receive any infection in your vagina. I should
mention that the dogs mouth and tongue is very clean, as clean as a human's.
So you can't get any infections from his tongue at cunnilingus, it's only when he licks your anal
region he might spread the bacteria to your vagina. The male dog will lick you for quite some time
at cunnilingus bringing you off in an orgasm after another, his tongue will lick inside all folds,
seek deep inside your body for the juices your love cave produces, like no man has ever made.
However, if you have a problem with him licking you, maybe he gets too eager and wants to mount you,
or he looses interest after some time, there is a way to improve his cunnilingus. By applying some
powder sugar from time to time on the opening of your pussy, he will get more eager about licking
you, the double effect, caused by the sugar and your odour will drive both him and you crazy. This
way he will not go as deep as earlier inside you, he will more lick your outsides. If you wish him
to put his tongue inside you, there is another trick. However this is quite 'messy'. Therefore it's
good if you have a big towel under you and another one to dry you off from time to time, since your
genitals will get all moist, and dripping with his saliva.
The trick is as follows: You apply some honey on your inner lips, around the clitoris, and then you
try to insert some honey into your vagina. The deeper you get, the deeper he will seek for it with
his tongue. The more you apply the longer will he be at it. To apply it in your body you can use
your fingers or the ultimate way, a drop- bottle, for instance an eye-dropper-bottle or similar. By
inserting it a couple of centimeters and letting a larger amount of honey enter you, the liquid will
be in your vagina, spreading neatly. And when the tongue seeks for it, the honey will try to move
out of the pressure inside your vagina, thus giving a constant pouring source, which will make your
dog even more eager in licking you, and which will make it the most delightful orgasm you have ever
received. By also applying some honey or sugar on your thighs, breasts, buttocks and belly, your dog
will give you a lovely cleaning act in which he washes your entire body clean with his tongue,
giving you great sensations... However it is very important that you don't do this too often, at the
beginning of a relationship you can use this method to train him, the reason is that too much sugar
and honey will cause your dog tooth problems....
Last but not least, I would like to introduce
myself to you before we continue in this introduction to Canine Sex. My name is Reikk, the rest I wish to keep unknown for the readers, due to the fact I'm a rather respected person in
society. I have been a dog fanatic all my life,
and I hope that my knowledge will make it easier
for those who would like to try dog sex or already
have tried and want some hints to make it even more pleasing. I have been having sexual intercourse on a regular basis for almost 18
years, the first time was when I was pretty young, about 16, and inexperienced, but liking to experiment with my body. I had had 2 or 3 boys before that encounter, but they were as inexperienced as me, and I hadn't received any pleasure at all. Making love to my dog changed all that for me, it was in fact my dog who gave me my first orgasm, and it was a reel one. At the age of 23 I started a kennel club on the Italian Riviera, including breeding facility. The kennel is quite respected, mostly dealing with pure races or mixed ones of 'high quality'. During this time I have made love to hundreds of dogs, just enjoying to do it with different ones, but of course I have had my favorites. I have dog sex
almost every day, and sometimes on weekends when the staff is away, and I'm alone with my husband, I let the dogs make love to me several
times, just lying helpless, enjoying orgasm after orgasm. As I told you I like to make love to several dogs, and on weekends when the
kennel is closed, I often make love all day with my husband and 6-7 favourite dogs. We both enjoy it immensely, my husband isn't the jealous one, at least not when it comes to dogs making love to me, and he enjoys watching me receiving orgasm after orgasm. I have 2 small children, a boy and a girl, so on the exterior you might say my family look's like an 'ordinary' one. But you don't have to be different because you make love to dogs, the difference is that you have
discovered how more pleasing it is. I hope that what I hereby share with you will come to good use, and that you will enjoy dog sex, and the fantastic joy you can experience... In this guide I will cover cunnilingus, vaginal sex and last fellatio. Anal sex can be performed, but I find that you have to be very experienced with anal sex when you want to make love with a dog in that way, so I have decided not to cover that subject.
Zoofilia, sexual intercourse with animals, has for a long time been a
forbidden subject, considered 'sick', unethical and 'kinky' to name
only a few classifications. With this text I would like to illuminate
one of the kinds within animal sex, namely Canine sex -- dog sex as
you would call it. The reason why I write this is to share my
knowledge of this kind with other women, who have a similar interest,
or who have considered having sex with dogs, but not dared to, or who
have not known how to go about or who have not known it existed.
HISTORY
Zoofilia isn't something newly invented, something our 'modern
depraved human brains have fallen into', in fact it goes thousands of
years back in time, believe it or not.
Already before the Hellas Empire (the Greek) there are legends of
humans having intercourse with animals, or half animals. It's quite
interesting to read those stories, as a woman, the male is played by
an animal and the female by a human woman. Often the texts are very detailed, and most of the times the women get pregnant, giving birth
to gods, half-animals or humans with animal looks.
Whether one should believe these stories or not, I don't know, but at
least it shows us that even before our so-called modern time there was
some thought of animal intercourse. Whether it occurred or not, we
don't know for sure, but the thought isn't hard. With the increasing
technology mankind left the fields for the cities, and by doing this
we also left the farms, which has created a large gap between man and
animals, so you could probably think that zoofilia has decreased
dramatically, but it's not that simple. Moving to flats in highly
populated areas has of course led to having only some pets in the
homes, with this the closeness pet-human has increased, and many
households have shown that pets, especially dogs, have become a part
of the Eastern way of living, the dog has become almost a member of
the family, sleeping, eating and being a part of the daily routine in
a home. This has increased the chance for women to enjoy animal sex,
most of the sexual relations has in fact started quite innocent.
Some of the women I have met tells me that it started after looking at
the dog doing his daily cleaning - that is licking himself and that
they had started to fondle with his penis, others tell me theirs started by accident when the dog was sexual active and sniffed between
their legs, some say it started with the dog trying to hump their
legs, as dogs can do when they seek sexual relieve. It's quite hard to
give any accurate figures in sex with animals, it's after all taboo,
but some reports like the German 'The Haffner Sex Report', from 1992,
tells us that about 14% of the farmers on a regular basis practices
sex with animals, this includes all kinds of animals found on the farm
and of course even men included in the practicing of animal sex. The
report also tells us that another 3% of the farmers have at some point
'fooled around' that is, masturbated the animal, played with its
genitals etc. This German report based on several thousands of
interviews also shows that about 2-3% of all women has at some point
tried some kind of dog sex, most of these from populated areas. About
80% of these women have continued having dog sex on a regular basis.
This I know from experience, that is if done correctly. Dog sex can be
very stimulating, and if done the 'proper' way even more exciting than
a 'normal' human to human intercourse...
It's very easy to go on with animal sex, most women have fantasies
about animal sex, to be taken by a wild animal, to enjoy it as much as
the animal, to feel that specific animal lust within your- self... women thinking of animal sex might seem rare, but the truth is
contrary. Psychological studies shows that more than 80% of all women
has at some point fantasized or dreamt about begin taken by an animal,
so it's merely a decision of actually doing it, and if you dare, you
will be very happy you tried, believe me...
To be honest, Irix 6.5 is really THE best Unix operating system in the world. It is incredibly scalable and stable. Graphics (SGI invented OpenGL, and are still the masters), guaranteed I/O, realtime video manipulation, HDTV, stable XFS filesystem, clustering, the digital media libraries, and more.
SGI has done so much to try to help Linux. They've ported the awesome XFS filesystem. And the Linux community is ignoring it (ext3, reiserfs? give me a break!). They've written a linux kernel debugger. Linus has refused to include a debugger in the Linux kernel because he doesn't believe in debuggers!!
Linux will not become a viable option for many in the enterprise until they find someone with leadship skills (ie. not Linus, RMS, and Alan Cox). Perhaps Linux will find what it needs in Redhat, IBM, or some other commercial distribution.
My advice to SGI is to ignore Linux like the plague. Instead of developing features sorely lacking from Linux, spend the time to continue to improve Irix (though that may be hard since Irix is nearly perfect), and continue making faster hardware.
A lot of opensource programmers are under 21. There are two types of Linux developers:
1) Underage unskilled programmers who have no
life, friends, or sex (excluding the occasional homosexual orgy), and play dungeons and dragons all day. These are the type of lowlife scum who got beat up in highschool everyday because, well, they deserved it.
2) Overage unskilled programmers who have no life, friends or sex (excluding the occasional homosexual orgy). This type is usually a hippy. They don't wash, and may be infected with various diseases/ailments such as lice, AIDS, warts, etc.
So, don't send these people beer. They're already fucked up enough as it is. Just look at the SHIT they constantly produce. Geezus.
I like to play games. I like wolfenstein. It is fun. I like to shoot people in the head and watch their blood come out. It is funny. It makes
me laugh. It makes my tummy tickle. One time I threw a grenade and someone flew up real high. That was funny. I got it for christmas. I like the
single player game too. But it's slow sometimes and I don't know why. I have a fast computer. It's a gateway. I like gateways because it has a cow
on the box. It reminds me of when I used to live on the farm. Cows and chickens smell funny. They smell like poop. My daddy used to kill them. He
liked to chop their heads off with an axe. Then he would cook them and eat them and put them on bread with barbeque sauce and corn and mashed potatos
and cookies. My favorite kind of cookie is sugar cookies. I like chocolate too. YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!! YUM YUM YUM! IN MY TUM! WEE WEe! Tee hee. Teehee.
Teeheehee. Tehe. TeaHea. TiHi. TeeeeeHeeeee. I like pokemon. Mew2 is my favorite. I like pikachu too. He is funny.
Yep, the choice between one shitty gui or another. Yee haw, revel in your wonderful choices.
Btw, X windows is a monopoly on the Unix desktop, so I guess it's time to quit using Linux.
Al Queda backdoors in Linux source code!!!!!
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al Qaeda Hacks XP?
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oh my god.. I can't believe this.. this story is running on AP. Linus Torvelds has been linked to the Finnish sect of Al Queda! A very detailed look into this backdoor can be found
here.
All 2.4 and 2.5 kernels are vulnerable! Damn!
Canada donates a lot of money to IIS - but it turns out it was in Canadian money, so it really only amount to about $17 real dollars.
Have there been any studies linking the cold weather in Canada to thier low IQs? Canada is the number one creator of retarted children, and Canadian women are among the ugliest in the world.
Linux still does not support the sound blaster live platinum out of the box. This is extremely annoying. It's been years, and I still can't use headphones on my sblive platinum without hacking the kernel, using the crappy creative drivers, or trying to compile alsa.
ALSA sucks. It reminds me of debian in it's suckiness. It has compilation problems %99 of the time. I've had to submit several patches in order to get it to compile. When it does finally compile, there is a long configuration file you have to edit in order to get it to work. Give me a break, this isn't 1970. Step out of your time machine, you fucking pricks.
I wonder how long it will take for this new soundcard to be supported..
But then again, who really cares. All good applications and games run under windows, which actually works. Imagine that. LINUX FUCKING SUCKS! ALSA SUCKS! DEBIAN SUCKS! AND SLASHDOT SUCKS!E$#$!@
Don't use 2.4 - it's outdated and unsupported. Use the new 2.5. It's much faster than 2.4. In fact, it's so fast that it destroys your data when you mount - previously you had to wait till you unmount before the kernel destroys your data.
This release of the kernel also includes several new secret security holes that Alan Cox will not tell you about. What more can you ask for?
Thank you slashdot editors, for giving us this important information. My life is now complete. bitches.
Can slashdot make it any more blatently obvious that is it completely biased? They have no integrity.
This hatred of IE is caused almost completely by the fact that IE is a far superior browser to anything run on Linux. Mozilla is a joke. They've been working on it for years now, and it is still unstable, slow, and a serious memory hog. This is probably due to the fact that the mozilla developers are mostly just highschool students who don't have any real programming skills. Compare this to Microsoft, who has the most skilled programmers in the entire world! Not to mention that they actually debug their code.
Debugging code is important. An example of this lack of quality can be found in linux kernel. The facist/communist Linus Torvelds refuses to include a debugger in the kernel. Major bugs continue to crop up in the Linux kernel - but slashdot plays them down because they're owned by VA Software - a company which is on the verge of bankruptcy. VA Software recently changed their name from VA Linux to VA Software, because they, along with everyone in the IT industry, can see that Linux is on the verge of dying.
Slashdot, in many ways, is a lot like Linux. The editors(kernel developers) do not spend the time working on the quality of their product. They do not spellcheck(debug). They are dirty. They cannot find mates, and they deserve to be wiped off the face of the earth.
Betty Holberton, original Eniac Programmer, was found dead in her Maine apartment today. You may or may not like her work, but you cannot deny her contributions to the art of science fiction writing.
We will miss her.
Appearantly, she fell and broke her hip but couldn't reach her medic alert bracelet in time. Her muscles gradually eroded, and she starved to death. Flies began eating her carcass. The flies will miss her tasty flesh, and I, her beautiful naked, wrinkly, boobies.
Does anyone here have the official version of the game? I've been playing the multiplayer demo, and I haven't been too impressed. It's fun, but I get bored quickly. From what I can see it's not much different than quake3, except with different weapons . The weapons are pretty typical - pistol, a variety of machine guns, sniper riffle, rocket launcher (panzerfaust?), and flame thrower.
Maybe the single player game has more to offer? I wouldn't recommend it based on the multiplayer demo - especially due to the price. At Electronics Boutique in the mall near here it runs for $60.
And regarding the violence, I don't really see the big deal. It's really sort of historical. Don't forget that a few generations ago, it was actual teenagers that were killing (and being killed by) the nazis.
Yes, I agree. Connecticut is quite a shithole. Why do you think the hartford whalers left town? They were tired of breathing in all the pollution.
I wish there was a way we could get rid of this state. Can we sell it to Canada? Granted, the majority of Canadians are quite retarded, but are they really stupid enough to buy the shithole of Connecticut?
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CUNNILINGUS
Cunnilingus is when someone (in this case dog) uses his tongue on the woman's genitals. Anyone who have experienced cunnilingus with a man, or a woman, knows that it is extremely pleasurable, however it's very tiring for the person who does it. The dog's tongue is build completely different from a human. His tongue has big muscles which he can use a longer time without getting tired. But what makes cunnilingus so much better with a dog is the construction of his tongue, and the eagerness he often does it with.
The dog's tongue is, as you probably know, quite big. Thin but broad and long, and very flexible. Anyone who has been licked by a dog (on hands etc...) knows that the surface of it is much rougher than a human's.
This procedure works the same at women. When a dog feels the scent he will approach you and start to sniff, after that he will try to lick you. It's good if the dog is very young and inexperienced, then you will be able to train him to lick you the way you want to, because when it comes to sex, the dogs are very quick learners... more about ages of dogs in the chapter about Basic Canine Sexual Understanding.
There are several ways to let the dog perform his cunnilingus. The easiest, and the one that gives you most control, and also lets you see most of the act is when you lie on your back, the dog between your legs, on the ground or in bed. Often the dog, if he is inexperienced in making love to women, is a little frustrated, he doesn't recognize this. It doesn't remind him of making love to a bitch. Therefore it's positive if you guide him with your hands by grabbing gently around his neck. Once he sniffs and starts licking you can let him go, he will remain down there all by himself.
The feeling of getting licked by a dog is indescribable. The roughness of his tongue touching your lips, his tongue massaging your clitoris... well you just have to experience that yourself... By parting your legs as much as possible, you will give your lover maximum access to your femininity. And by parting your legs, your lips will also part, making the clitoris fully exposed to your lover's tongue. Doing this he will also try to insert his tongue inside you, seeking the source of your secretions and cum. All you have to do is to lean back and to let the expert on this do the job, enjoy! There are several ways to let him lick you which you can enjoy, another one is by putting a big pillow under your buttocks, by doing this you will give him more access to your love hole. The next one which I like to use most of the time is when I place myself with the back of my legs towards the bed, and then 'fall' backward on the bed, leaving my legs hanging down from the knees towards the floor. This position is very comfortable and gives your lover full access to your love cave. These positions assure you that you have full access to what is happening, and that you are in control and can supervise the sex act which only intensifies the orgasms. At the same time the dog will not be able to mount you, even if he tries to. All you have to do if he tries and you don't want to is to close your legs...
A more daring position to receive cunnilingus which is very pleasurable is when you stand 'doggie-style', that is on all four with the dog behind you. The reason why it's daring is that the dog will probably after some cunnilingus try to mount you,due to the fact that you reassemble to the more natural position he knows so familiar. If he tries to mount you it might be difficult to escape his eagerness, that is if you really don't want to 'go the entire way'. One way to 'escape' is to raise yourself up on your knees, making it impossible for him, but if he is heavy, you might be too weak to lift his front paws off the ground. This position is for the more experienced ones, that is, when you have had sex with your dog several times, and you know him better. This position is also very pleasurable. In this position you can part your legs quite much, giving him full access to your crack.
The difference is that you will also give him access to your anal opening. When he then performs his licking technique on your vagina, he will also give your anal region lovely tickling feelings. What is important is that your personal hygiene has to be very good. You have to make sure that you have washed yourself before the act, especially around the anal region. The reason, well there are all kinds of bacteria around the anal opening, and his tongue will then spread them to your vagina. It's not too risky, since his tongue won't get deeper than a couple of centimeters, but you have to be very careful with washing yourself so that you don't receive any infection in your vagina. I should mention that the dogs mouth and tongue is very clean, as clean as a human's.
So you can't get any infections from his tongue at cunnilingus, it's only when he licks your anal region he might spread the bacteria to your vagina. The male dog will lick you for quite some time at cunnilingus bringing you off in an orgasm after another, his tongue will lick inside all folds, seek deep inside your body for the juices your love cave produces, like no man has ever made. However, if you have a problem with him licking you, maybe he gets too eager and wants to mount you, or he looses interest after some time, there is a way to improve his cunnilingus. By applying some powder sugar from time to time on the opening of your pussy, he will get more eager about licking you, the double effect, caused by the sugar and your odour will drive both him and you crazy. This way he will not go as deep as earlier inside you, he will more lick your outsides. If you wish him to put his tongue inside you, there is another trick. However this is quite 'messy'. Therefore it's good if you have a big towel under you and another one to dry you off from time to time, since your genitals will get all moist, and dripping with his saliva.
The trick is as follows: You apply some honey on your inner lips, around the clitoris, and then you try to insert some honey into your vagina. The deeper you get, the deeper he will seek for it with his tongue. The more you apply the longer will he be at it. To apply it in your body you can use your fingers or the ultimate way, a drop- bottle, for instance an eye-dropper-bottle or similar. By inserting it a couple of centimeters and letting a larger amount of honey enter you, the liquid will be in your vagina, spreading neatly. And when the tongue seeks for it, the honey will try to move out of the pressure inside your vagina, thus giving a constant pouring source, which will make your dog even more eager in licking you, and which will make it the most delightful orgasm you have ever received. By also applying some honey or sugar on your thighs, breasts, buttocks and belly, your dog will give you a lovely cleaning act in which he washes your entire body clean with his tongue, giving you great sensations... However it is very important that you don't do this too often, at the beginning of a relationship you can use this method to train him, the reason is that too much sugar and honey will cause your dog tooth problems....
INTRODUCTION
Last but not least, I would like to introduce myself to you before we continue in this introduction to Canine Sex. My name is Reikk, the rest I wish to keep unknown for the readers, due to the fact I'm a rather respected person in society. I have been a dog fanatic all my life, and I hope that my knowledge will make it easier for those who would like to try dog sex or already have tried and want some hints to make it even more pleasing. I have been having sexual intercourse on a regular basis for almost 18 years, the first time was when I was pretty young, about 16, and inexperienced, but liking to experiment with my body. I had had 2 or 3 boys before that encounter, but they were as inexperienced as me, and I hadn't received any pleasure at all. Making love to my dog changed all that for me, it was in fact my dog who gave me my first orgasm, and it was a reel one. At the age of 23 I started a kennel club on the Italian Riviera, including breeding facility. The kennel is quite respected, mostly dealing with pure races or mixed ones of 'high quality'. During this time I have made love to hundreds of dogs, just enjoying to do it with different ones, but of course I have had my favorites. I have dog sex almost every day, and sometimes on weekends when the staff is away, and I'm alone with my husband, I let the dogs make love to me several times, just lying helpless, enjoying orgasm after orgasm. As I told you I like to make love to several dogs, and on weekends when the kennel is closed, I often make love all day with my husband and 6-7 favourite dogs. We both enjoy it immensely, my husband isn't the jealous one, at least not when it comes to dogs making love to me, and he enjoys watching me receiving orgasm after orgasm. I have 2 small children, a boy and a girl, so on the exterior you might say my family look's like an 'ordinary' one. But you don't have to be different because you make love to dogs, the difference is that you have discovered how more pleasing it is. I hope that what I hereby share with you will come to good use, and that you will enjoy dog sex, and the fantastic joy you can experience... In this guide I will cover cunnilingus, vaginal sex and last fellatio. Anal sex can be performed, but I find that you have to be very experienced with anal sex when you want to make love with a dog in that way, so I have decided not to cover that subject.
A Guide to Canine Sex- Anna
Zoofilia, sexual intercourse with animals, has for a long time been a forbidden subject, considered 'sick', unethical and 'kinky' to name only a few classifications. With this text I would like to illuminate one of the kinds within animal sex, namely Canine sex -- dog sex as you would call it. The reason why I write this is to share my knowledge of this kind with other women, who have a similar interest, or who have considered having sex with dogs, but not dared to, or who have not known how to go about or who have not known it existed.
HISTORY
Zoofilia isn't something newly invented, something our 'modern depraved human brains have fallen into', in fact it goes thousands of years back in time, believe it or not.
Already before the Hellas Empire (the Greek) there are legends of humans having intercourse with animals, or half animals. It's quite interesting to read those stories, as a woman, the male is played by an animal and the female by a human woman. Often the texts are very detailed, and most of the times the women get pregnant, giving birth to gods, half-animals or humans with animal looks.
Whether one should believe these stories or not, I don't know, but at least it shows us that even before our so-called modern time there was some thought of animal intercourse. Whether it occurred or not, we don't know for sure, but the thought isn't hard. With the increasing technology mankind left the fields for the cities, and by doing this we also left the farms, which has created a large gap between man and animals, so you could probably think that zoofilia has decreased dramatically, but it's not that simple. Moving to flats in highly populated areas has of course led to having only some pets in the homes, with this the closeness pet-human has increased, and many households have shown that pets, especially dogs, have become a part of the Eastern way of living, the dog has become almost a member of the family, sleeping, eating and being a part of the daily routine in a home. This has increased the chance for women to enjoy animal sex, most of the sexual relations has in fact started quite innocent.
Some of the women I have met tells me that it started after looking at the dog doing his daily cleaning - that is licking himself and that they had started to fondle with his penis, others tell me theirs started by accident when the dog was sexual active and sniffed between their legs, some say it started with the dog trying to hump their legs, as dogs can do when they seek sexual relieve. It's quite hard to give any accurate figures in sex with animals, it's after all taboo, but some reports like the German 'The Haffner Sex Report', from 1992, tells us that about 14% of the farmers on a regular basis practices sex with animals, this includes all kinds of animals found on the farm and of course even men included in the practicing of animal sex. The report also tells us that another 3% of the farmers have at some point 'fooled around' that is, masturbated the animal, played with its genitals etc. This German report based on several thousands of interviews also shows that about 2-3% of all women has at some point tried some kind of dog sex, most of these from populated areas. About 80% of these women have continued having dog sex on a regular basis. This I know from experience, that is if done correctly. Dog sex can be very stimulating, and if done the 'proper' way even more exciting than a 'normal' human to human intercourse...
It's very easy to go on with animal sex, most women have fantasies about animal sex, to be taken by a wild animal, to enjoy it as much as the animal, to feel that specific animal lust within your- self... women thinking of animal sex might seem rare, but the truth is contrary. Psychological studies shows that more than 80% of all women has at some point fantasized or dreamt about begin taken by an animal, so it's merely a decision of actually doing it, and if you dare, you will be very happy you tried, believe me...
More to come..
To be honest, Irix 6.5 is really THE best Unix operating system in the world. It is incredibly scalable and stable. Graphics (SGI invented OpenGL, and are still the masters), guaranteed I/O, realtime video manipulation, HDTV, stable XFS filesystem, clustering, the digital media libraries, and more.
SGI has done so much to try to help Linux. They've ported the awesome XFS filesystem. And the Linux community is ignoring it (ext3, reiserfs? give me a break!). They've written a linux kernel debugger. Linus has refused to include a debugger in the Linux kernel because he doesn't believe in debuggers!!
Linux will not become a viable option for many in the enterprise until they find someone with leadship skills (ie. not Linus, RMS, and Alan Cox). Perhaps Linux will find what it needs in Redhat, IBM, or some other commercial distribution.
My advice to SGI is to ignore Linux like the plague. Instead of developing features sorely lacking from Linux, spend the time to continue to improve Irix (though that may be hard since Irix is nearly perfect), and continue making faster hardware.
A lot of opensource programmers are under 21. There are two types of Linux developers:
1) Underage unskilled programmers who have no life, friends, or sex (excluding the occasional homosexual orgy), and play dungeons and dragons all day. These are the type of lowlife scum who got beat up in highschool everyday because, well, they deserved it.
2) Overage unskilled programmers who have no life, friends or sex (excluding the occasional homosexual orgy). This type is usually a hippy. They don't wash, and may be infected with various diseases/ailments such as lice, AIDS, warts, etc.
So, don't send these people beer. They're already fucked up enough as it is. Just look at the SHIT they constantly produce. Geezus.
I like to play games. I like wolfenstein. It is fun. I like to shoot people in the head and watch their blood come out. It is funny. It makes me laugh. It makes my tummy tickle. One time I threw a grenade and someone flew up real high. That was funny. I got it for christmas. I like the single player game too. But it's slow sometimes and I don't know why. I have a fast computer. It's a gateway. I like gateways because it has a cow on the box. It reminds me of when I used to live on the farm. Cows and chickens smell funny. They smell like poop. My daddy used to kill them. He liked to chop their heads off with an axe. Then he would cook them and eat them and put them on bread with barbeque sauce and corn and mashed potatos and cookies. My favorite kind of cookie is sugar cookies. I like chocolate too. YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!! YUM YUM YUM! IN MY TUM! WEE WEe! Tee hee. Teehee. Teeheehee. Tehe. TeaHea. TiHi. TeeeeeHeeeee. I like pokemon. Mew2 is my favorite. I like pikachu too. He is funny.
I love you man! You are great!!
Hey hey we're the monkeys!
We like to monkey around
Yep, the choice between one shitty gui or another. Yee haw, revel in your wonderful choices.
Btw, X windows is a monopoly on the Unix desktop, so I guess it's time to quit using Linux.
oh my god.. I can't believe this.. this story is running on AP. Linus Torvelds has been linked to the Finnish sect of Al Queda! A very detailed look into this backdoor can be found here. All 2.4 and 2.5 kernels are vulnerable! Damn!
Yeah, that's pretty bad, they're probably running Linux or some other shitty free software. No wonder it doesn't scale well.
Wtf, ml??? You must be Canadian you STUPID FUCKFACE
Canada donates a lot of money to IIS - but it turns out it was in Canadian money, so it really only amount to about $17 real dollars.
Have there been any studies linking the cold weather in Canada to thier low IQs? Canada is the number one creator of retarted children, and Canadian women are among the ugliest in the world.
Linux still does not support the sound blaster live platinum out of the box. This is extremely annoying. It's been years, and I still can't use headphones on my sblive platinum without hacking the kernel, using the crappy creative drivers, or trying to compile alsa.
ALSA sucks. It reminds me of debian in it's suckiness. It has compilation problems %99 of the time. I've had to submit several patches in order to get it to compile. When it does finally compile, there is a long configuration file you have to edit in order to get it to work. Give me a break, this isn't 1970. Step out of your time machine, you fucking pricks.
I wonder how long it will take for this new soundcard to be supported..
But then again, who really cares. All good applications and games run under windows, which actually works. Imagine that. LINUX FUCKING SUCKS! ALSA SUCKS! DEBIAN SUCKS! AND SLASHDOT SUCKS!E$#$!@
Don't use 2.4 - it's outdated and unsupported. Use the new 2.5. It's much faster than 2.4. In fact, it's so fast that it destroys your data when you mount - previously you had to wait till you unmount before the kernel destroys your data.
This release of the kernel also includes several new secret security holes that Alan Cox will not tell you about. What more can you ask for?
Thank you slashdot editors, for giving us this important information. My life is now complete. bitches.
A similar, gaping hole in Linux can be found here
It goes to show you that Unix sucks ass. When
will people wake up and see how shitty unix
it's varients are?
GODDDAMN!
Sometimes it's okay to throw out the baby with the bathwater. Especially if it's Rosemary's baby.
You can also boil the baby in scolding hot water and then eat it's tasty flesh. Pour on some spicy mustard and enjoy!
Can slashdot make it any more blatently obvious that is it completely biased? They have no integrity.
This hatred of IE is caused almost completely by the fact that IE is a far superior browser to anything run on Linux. Mozilla is a joke. They've been working on it for years now, and it is still unstable, slow, and a serious memory hog. This is probably due to the fact that the mozilla developers are mostly just highschool students who don't have any real programming skills. Compare this to Microsoft, who has the most skilled programmers in the entire world! Not to mention that they actually debug their code.
Debugging code is important. An example of this lack of quality can be found in linux kernel. The facist/communist Linus Torvelds refuses to include a debugger in the kernel. Major bugs continue to crop up in the Linux kernel - but slashdot plays them down because they're owned by VA Software - a company which is on the verge of bankruptcy. VA Software recently changed their name from VA Linux to VA Software, because they, along with everyone in the IT industry, can see that Linux is on the verge of dying.
Slashdot, in many ways, is a lot like Linux. The editors(kernel developers) do not spend the time working on the quality of their product. They do not spellcheck(debug). They are dirty. They cannot find mates, and they deserve to be wiped off the face of the earth.
Betty Holberton, original Eniac Programmer, was found dead in her Maine apartment today. You may or may not like her work, but you cannot deny her contributions to the art of science fiction writing. We will miss her.
Appearantly, she fell and broke her hip but couldn't reach her medic alert bracelet in time. Her muscles gradually eroded, and she starved to death. Flies began eating her carcass. The flies will miss her tasty flesh, and I, her beautiful naked, wrinkly, boobies.
is a fucking fag! use a beowulf cluster of assholes as a backup. fuck!
I work it. I work it. uhhh uhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhuhhhh I work it hard. And every day I earn a hard, shiny penis.
I actually think the bullet time is really only a gimmick to sell the game, which they stole from Matrix.
Aside from this feature, it's really just a typical shoot 'em up game with nothing else interesting to offer.
Does anyone here have the official version of the game? I've been playing the multiplayer demo, and I haven't been too impressed. It's fun, but I get bored quickly. From what I can see it's not much different than quake3, except with different weapons . The weapons are pretty typical - pistol, a variety of machine guns, sniper riffle, rocket launcher (panzerfaust?), and flame thrower.
Maybe the single player game has more to offer? I wouldn't recommend it based on the multiplayer demo - especially due to the price. At Electronics Boutique in the mall near here it runs for $60.
And regarding the violence, I don't really see the big deal. It's really sort of historical. Don't forget that a few generations ago, it was actual teenagers that were killing (and being killed by) the nazis.
Everybody knows apache is shite and the majority of the industry is migrating to IIS and windows XP. This post is dedicated to the Queen of Norway.
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Yes, I agree. Connecticut is quite a shithole. Why do you think the hartford whalers left town? They were tired of breathing in all the pollution.
I wish there was a way we could get rid of this state. Can we sell it to Canada? Granted, the majority of Canadians are quite retarded, but are they really stupid enough to buy the shithole of Connecticut?