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  1. One does not simply . . . on New Zealand Turning Hobbits Into Actual Cash · · Score: 1

    . . . turn Hobbits into cash - it is actually a pretty involved process like breeding an army of Uruk-Hai - lots of resources and planning

  2. knockers in the lockers on Playmate Photo From Apollo 12 Up For Auction · · Score: 1

    If they had this on Apollo 13 they would not have been able to save the mission . . . distraction and "other" activities would have taken precedence

  3. It has gotten even uglier . . . on Countering a DMCA Takedown In the Magnet Wars · · Score: 3, Funny

    Apparently now the makers of Ben Wa Balls ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Wa_balls/ ) have gotten wind of this fracas and have filed their own injunction

  4. More distractions = More deaths on KIA Bringing News & Social Media To Your Car · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have been hit by a car as a pedestrian by a distracted motorist that was admittedly texting while driving - thankfully I was not killed. We are going to allow even more temptation to multitask behind the wheel? These things should be backseat only or banned completely. We crack down hard on DUI/DWI but this trend has the potential to be just as onerous.

  5. Re:A cake is in order on Happy 5th Birthday To Firefox · · Score: -1, Redundant

    The Cake is a lie ®

  6. Yeah another paradox on Battlestar Galactica Feature Film Confirmed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me guess a bizarre time paradox will result in an alternate reality, allowing them to re-imagine the series. Where have I seen that before?

  7. Repent sinners for the end is nigh on Earth's Period of Habitability Is Nearly Over · · Score: 3, Funny

    . . . and to summarize TFA - Prof. Man Cuntz says, "Wear lots of sunscreen"

  8. You reap what you sow on Suing Google Over Pagerank · · Score: 5, Informative

    They have since cleaned up their site . . . but they were using every type of outmoded, pseudo seo hacks - alt tag spamming, invisible #FFFFFF links at the bottom of their pages pointing to keyword spam duplicate pages ad nauseum

    So don't whine if you get back slapped

  9. Read this or the terrorists have already won . . . on Buy Vista or Else · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This is nothing new . . . we live in an society (post 9-11) where everything is predicated on fear. "Buy our anti-bacterial hand soap or your kids may die!!" , "Buy this ADT security system or you are a failure as a parent" . . . marketers and the government have embraced the ubiquitous power of fear and uncertainty to sell everything from tampons to troop deployments . . .ad nausea infinitum

    Personally I am more afraid of deploying Windows Vista than not, and Microsoft can stick the DRM in the orifice of their choice.

  10. A woman's perspective . . . on Microsoft FAT Patent Upheld · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So my wife says to me, "Honey, do I look FAT in this filesystem ?"
    I replied, "Sweetie, I married you for your trust fund not your cluster size."

    Recycled from a previous incarnation/incantation . . .

  11. All is lost . . . on ESA Cryosat Launch Reported Failure · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we start using perfectly good weapons of mass destruction for peaceful purposes then I fear the terrorists have already won

  12. There is more to the story . . . . on Walmart Stored Value Cards Compromised · · Score: 1

    There is a side of the story that they are not reporting. The hackers Jeb and Jesse are using the hacked value cards to buy more value cards - hmmmmmm?

    10 CLS
    20 PRINT "Always Low Prices. ALWAYS"
    30 GOTO 20

  13. Naked pixies in gossamer lingerie . . . on The Art of the Tech Demo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Its the naked pixies that influence my GPU purchases. If I am going to drop $500.00 on the latest GPU it better have a naked pixie tech demo. Errr wait didn't NVIDIA try that . . .it didn't make me buy their leaf blower GPU. (remote power station not included - see store for details)

  14. Birnam Wood coming to Dunsinane on Microsoft Changes Tune Again On SP2 Installs · · Score: 1

    In the larger context Windows XP SP2 is supposed to be this omnipotent, ubiquitous security update to address the current fallacious state of Microsoft OS security . . .and yet by denying it to a large number of OS pirates they leave a gaping hole in their entire campaign. Not to mention the unpatched user base will still inflict damage on the internet (and their own install base) as a whole. They have to patch the illegal copies also - for the good of all mankind (tongue in cheek)

  15. A Different Perspective . . . on The Windows Security Nightmare · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about creating a CD to make the internet safe from Windows XP
    Maybe something that strips out the entire TCP/IP stack - a castration of sorts for the good of all mankind

    My name is Bill and I pronounce Windows -- WeenDOHS

  16. Nasty hobbits. They tricked us! Thieves! on Rent A Bit Of Weta Digital · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nasty fat hobbit probably sold the extra RAM to buy Twinkies(R)

  17. Please spare me the marketing fluff on Building A High-End Gaming Workstation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Many of these articles (including this one) read like they were written by the marketing departments for the respective hardware companies . . .including excerpts obviously taken directly from sales literature. I am finding it increasingly more difficult to trust any of these "independent" review sites . . .

  18. Old News - Lucas did it first . . . on Martial Arts Robots · · Score: 1

    George has had robots capable of traversing realworld environments for decades. No not those robots silly. . .I submit for your review
    1) Hayden Christensen
    2) Natalie Portman
    3) The other little turd who played Anakin
    Shit only Lucas can make even highly competent classically trained actors behave like robots - he perfected the art long ago so this story is moot

  19. Re:An easy solution on Successful Do-Not-Call Complaints? · · Score: 1

    I also have a second unlisted line . . .but I use it for dial up internet access (unfortunately). What is wrong with this country when you are afraid to answer your primary phone line for fear of [your choice here] ???

  20. In other news . . . on Meteorite Strikes Indian Village · · Score: 1

    The stainless steel artificial knee of Harry S. Stamper was found just two miles from the point of impact . . .

    Hint: Rockhound had to take me to Taipei to buy some Tampax(R) and then he had to show me how to use them.

    Yes I have no life

  21. Re:Wouldn't mind if they did 3 things to make it f on ISPs Experiment With Broadband Download Capping · · Score: 1

    I think your toilet (idea) is full of shit Sorry couldn't resist . . . .or maybe I piss on your toilet idea weeee potty humor

  22. Msblaster runs BarterTown on LovSan Clone Let Loose · · Score: 1

    msblaster runs BarterTown

  23. Re:Wrong. on New Theory on Water Strider Propulsion · · Score: 1

    But they failed to explain how Jesus walked on water. Did he use his mid leg pair as oars and his back pair as steering wheels ?
    How do those Riverdance guys do what they do ? Blashphemy is fun - Nay that we may walk in the footsteps of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ we will drown in the glory of his name when the water gets too deep . . . Will my asbestos underoos protect me from the hellfire ?

  24. Re:This is slashdot on Sports Technology? · · Score: 1

    You obviously do not have a clue what it takes to ride in the Tour De France. If you did you would realize it is the most grueling affront to the human body imaginable and even a 3 gram bike would not minimize the difficulty. The Kenyans running a marathon barefoot have it easy. Try riding a bike 150 miles a day in the Swiss Alps for 3 weeks straight - oh wait . . .they get a few "rest/travel" days Lance Armstrong is a god

  25. Stagnant until Carmack pushes the envelope again on Technology Buying Slump · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not really large scale IT purchasing related but on a personal note my low end P4 system is simply not stressed by any of the current games or applications that I use. Mr Carmack will probably single handedly determine when my next upgrade will occur in lieu of the release of Doom 3. I think a lot of PC makers and graphics card manufacturers have their fingers crossed that Carmack and Valve will drive PC and hardware sales for the 4th quarter of 2003.