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  1. Re:Ummm, C3PO was fictional? on C-3PO Joins R2 in the Robot Hall of Fame · · Score: 5, Funny

    Christ, next you're going to tell me that there is no Captain Kirk?

  2. Re:Excellent! on Mesh Compression for 3D Graphics · · Score: 1

    Then of course there will be the Microsoft patent on 'method of displaying objects with rectangular corners' in which they will own the concept of 'square' and the normal vector.

  3. Re:Oh the pain, the pain of it all... on Next Generation Stun Guns? · · Score: 1

    The text under the XADS photo says range of 9 feet.
    The spark-plug-tipped weapon looks to be about 6 feet long and the operator's arms can reach out 3 feet. I suspect I can get as good results with a redhot poker tied to a broomstick.

  4. Re:April Fool's on Microsoft Receives Patent For Double-Click · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Still another function can be launched if the application button is pressed multiple times within a short period of time..."

    I hope to god Microsoft has not just patented the clitoris.

  5. Re:Wrong crowd... on Playing Games While Not Ruining Your Relationship? · · Score: 1

    If your girlfriend has squinty eyes and likes spinach I would suggest you will never be able to solve the large arms problem.

  6. Re:Carry a gun on The Urban Geek As A Mugger Magnet? · · Score: 1

    You don't have to get up to a black belt level to learn how to handle that. But you do have to have practiced countering a knife-wielding attacker. For example, it's easy to learn this: 1) if the guy with the knife is right-handed, step to the left and grab his right wrist with your right hand from the outside. Thumb-side of your clenched fist points to his elbow. Grab that sucker hard. 2) holding tight, rotate his wrist quickly in a clockwise direction, bringing his elbow up a bit. 3) at the same time, move to your left and pull hard on his right arm, straightening it out as best as you can, then immediately, no hesitation, with your left hand, hit his elbow joint HARD from the outside, and break his elbow. Even girls can do that.

  7. Re:Black Stations / White Stations on WiFi Lifeline For Nepal's Farmers · · Score: 1

    If my post identified the title of the song whose lyrics were posted without credit to the songwriter, that's offtopic? I think not, moron.

  8. Re:Black Stations / White Stations on WiFi Lifeline For Nepal's Farmers · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ... btw, song credited to M&M (Martha and the Muffins).

  9. Re:Get stuffed on Large-Scale Paper-To-Digital Conversion? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, seriously, this request shows utter lack of concern by someone who may be a professor, but is also a bad manager and possibly an idiot. Your response perhaps should be to scope out the project and toss estimate and the funding issue back into his lap. But do not let yourself be used as slave labor.

  10. Re:Uh oh on Shatner May Return to Star Trek (Briefly?) · · Score: 1

    Linux..in the sky.. with diamonds!!! Help me... Spock...

  11. Re:damn on A Look At Intel ISEF 2004 · · Score: 1

    My STS project was a morning-after pill. I didn't place in the competition, but the sex made up for it.

  12. Re:contrast is almost moot on Samsung Announces Largest-Ever OLED Display · · Score: 1

    I'm almost never worried about contrast with prOn anyway. Er, I mean, I have other primary applications that achieve maximal adequacy under less than optimal display conditions.

  13. Re:Obligitory NASA Joke on NASA's Finances in Disarray · · Score: 1

    Two words: Space Toilet.

  14. Re:Human Limits of Security on Social Engineering in the Workplace · · Score: 5, Funny
    I once worked for a CBS subsidiary. They decided to improve security so we were all required to get our photos taken for badges. (This was before card reader badges.) One VP took a picture of his dog and pasted it on a badge. Next morning flashed it at the guard and walked through with no problem.

    A lot of people are blind to anything that does not look out of place in their limited world. And a lot of others are sheep to any authority that comes along, anyone with confidence and some acting skills.

  15. Re:That's a change of pace... on Microsoft Backs Out Of Wi-Fi Equipment Market · · Score: 1

    MS Wireless Bob will soon appear and claim dominance.

  16. Re:Legitimate reasons on FBI Investigates Open Records Request · · Score: 1

    It's been part of the culture at Tech for 50 years to use the steam tunnels. But I've watched security get ratcheted up over the decades and these days it is a concern. BTW, Scurves rule :)

  17. Re:Not a great assumption... on Rescuers Prep for Hybrid Car Accidents · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hopefully the responders are not only wearing rubber gloves but also skintight tight black leather pants and stiletto heels. Oh wait -- is this forum public?

  18. Re:I call BS! on Who's Behind the Shower Curtain? · · Score: 5, Funny

    He seems to be decomposing in Vienna, at this point. Er, not that that's relevant.

  19. Re:To hell with em, Dr. Who is returning! on Andromeda And Mutant X Cancelled · · Score: 1

    They'll manage to screw up even the Doctor. "Hello, I'm Dr Who. You may wonder how I've managed to survive all these years. I'm here to tell you I use Depends, the soft, cushiony undergarment. It'll take a beating without any leaking. Daleks scare the crap out of everybody, but in my case I feel secure knowing I'm protected from leaks while running away." TV execs have the anti Midas touch.

  20. One could say ... on Andromeda And Mutant X Cancelled · · Score: 5, Funny

    -- They're dead, Jim.

  21. Re:"You've got mail!" on Laser Vision Offers New Insights · · Score: 1

    "Well, officer, I wasn't really driving unsafely on purpose. Okay, so I was reading my cellphone virtual screen and Tina, my AOL buddy, she sent me this joke that was SO funny, and while I was reading it, I hit the semi. Can't you let me off with a warning? Tee-hee. [hair twirl]"

  22. Re:"Images" on Best Images Yet Of Saturn's Moon Titan · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but *I* can see the brain-slugs on the surface and their flying saucers. (Heinlein, The Puppet Masters)

  23. Re:So..... on Researchers To Climb Ararat To Seek Noah's Ark · · Score: 1

    Boat + really big hot air balloon = how the hell did THAT get up there?

  24. Re:You Can't Do A Thing... on Rectifying Social Security Identity Theft? · · Score: 1

    Oh, one excludes the other? Golly. Besides, a person is judged conservative or liberal by what they publically express themself as believing in. I don't seem to recall Mr. Limbaugh expressing a liberal point of view in his attempts at entertainment. Except for that attempt to score liberal amounts of drugs.

  25. Re:To TNG or not to TNG? on Berman Confirms Star Trek Prequel Film Project · · Score: 1

    'And Gene and Walt are wretching in their graves.' And at my keyboard! It's an endless cycle. Creative people come up with a dream, and then the suits come in and kill its soul. Er, kinda like software and IP this last decade.