It's really simple: as soon as they tell you that they are calling from a mortgage company, I tell them that my wife works for mortgage company(true), and that we already get an excellent rate (mostly true). So far, every telemarketer says "Oh, ok", and hangs up. It takes about 10 seconds, at most.
(Now, we dont have our mortgage thru my wifes employer, but they don't need to know that.)
"It was a big mistake" said one scientist "Apparently, someone had spilled chocolate pudding on the lens of the telescope, and suddenly you have everyone claiming to see 'brown dwarves.'"
Who spilled the pudding onto the lens was not immediately evident.
-can transform into a bat!(cool!)
-increased canine (tooth) size!
-death (no need to breath anymore)
-a tendancy to wear black clothing
-pale complexion (death will do that...)
-oh yeah, dependency on human blood!
This has impired a new list: You might be a redneck Klingon if:
1: any part of your cloaked warship is painted primer
2: You have a shotgun rack on your bridge
My wife and I went ot see a topless review at the Luxor... That Bryan guy should make sure he uses the monorail outside the Luxor...walking between the other "monuments/casinos" is just too difficult.
Does anyone remember that agony of defeat guy from the old ABC Sport intro? Now imagine a lot more teenagers doing impressions of that guy becuase the tried to make their skis "faster".
Then again, maybe it'll remove some of the stupid people in the world.
"The bottom line being, you can go to bed one night with a great character and items, and wake up in the morning to find all that has changed; leaving you holding your member..."
Well, it looks like the author still has his priorities straight...he grabbed his member before logging back in....
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I guess there are some early, practice footage of the hoverboards on the dvds. I remember how nuts everyone went after BttF2 came out, and how almost every kid I talked to wanted on (if only someone had been able to capitalize on that!)
I've been waiting 17 years for this to come out (check the user name, and my website), and now I only have to wait a few more days to see if someone got it for me for Christmas! WooHoo!
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Ok, who wants to bet that the first commerical application of this technology will be an interactive, pr0n dvd?
It's really simple: as soon as they tell you that they are calling from a mortgage company, I tell them that my wife works for mortgage company(true), and that we already get an excellent rate (mostly true). So far, every telemarketer says "Oh, ok", and hangs up. It takes about 10 seconds, at most.
(Now, we dont have our mortgage thru my wifes employer, but they don't need to know that.)
I had to, um...."borrow" it so that I can get back to the year 1985.
What, will I have to install an "EMP chamber" like an airlock in my home to walk through?
Nah, nudism is your friend. Then, all you need to install is a water-filled tunnel into your home (to wash off any dust).
I guess they're frantically looking for the prototype now ?
Yeah, one of the techs sneezed, and "blew away" the prototype.
"It would become a federal crime to sell or rent a violent video game to anyone under 18."
What about giving the games away for free? What about violent freeware games?
Wouldn't re-entry polish those mirrors wven more?
Paper
Plastic
Glass
Unleaded
I wonder if it will hamper my traction?
Well, they say that pr0n drives most new innovations....
BZZzzzzzzzt!
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er...Good!
"It was a big mistake" said one scientist "Apparently, someone had spilled chocolate pudding on the lens of the telescope, and suddenly you have everyone claiming to see 'brown dwarves.'"
Who spilled the pudding onto the lens was not immediately evident.
-can transform into a bat!(cool!)
-increased canine (tooth) size!
-death (no need to breath anymore)
-a tendancy to wear black clothing
-pale complexion (death will do that...)
-oh yeah, dependency on human blood!
Damn, that truck looks like one of the entries on FMC.
...Coke and Pepsi sale drop drasticly as consumers finally see what kinds of crap they've been drinking all these years!
Send in the Dueling Batliths!
...well, you get the point.
This has impired a new list:
You might be a redneck Klingon if:
1: any part of your cloaked warship is painted primer
2: You have a shotgun rack on your bridge
My wife and I went ot see a topless review at the Luxor... That Bryan guy should make sure he uses the monorail outside the Luxor...walking between the other "monuments/casinos" is just too difficult.
Does anyone remember that agony of defeat guy from the old ABC Sport intro? Now imagine a lot more teenagers doing impressions of that guy becuase the tried to make their skis "faster".
Then again, maybe it'll remove some of the stupid people in the world.
Yeah, he must have crossed the streams.
"The bottom line being, you can go to bed one night with a great character and items, and wake up in the morning to find all that has changed; leaving you holding your member..."
Well, it looks like the author still has his priorities straight...he grabbed his member before logging back in....
Porn never gets outdated.
First, they put Pacman into a computer...now they put a computer into Pacman!
(No, this is not an "In Soviet Russia" joke!)
Don't you have to be dead to be canonized?
Nope, just a cannon. They do it in the circus all the time...
I guess there are some early, practice footage of the hoverboards on the dvds. I remember how nuts everyone went after BttF2 came out, and how almost every kid I talked to wanted on (if only someone had been able to capitalize on that!)
I've been waiting 17 years for this to come out (check the user name, and my website), and now I only have to wait a few more days to see if someone got it for me for Christmas! WooHoo!
Sorry, I just had to say it. :)