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What is this mysterious durp that I hear all the kids talking about? Well, let's let the mystique drop, shall we?
"Durp" is merely a linguistic corruption of "dope", or marijuana, pot, bud, cannibus sativa, or whatever. The term "durp" was coined by a group of Trinity University smokers, who in classic savage stoner self-parody, phonetically lowered the "oh" sound in dope to a more robust "durp."
FUN! You can do this in the comfort of your own home. Just make the "stoner voice" (very similar to the "surfer voice") and say "Dope" as loud as you can a few times. Your natural phonetical instinct will slowly metamorph the word into "durp." It's fun to have fun, isn't it?
He went to renegotiate his contract withe Sony and the told him to get lost, so he took them to caught an wone.
I think he was called George Michael or somthing like that.
You've got the story all wrong, it wasn't "caught", it was a public bathroom, and it wasn't Sony, it was an undercover cop. Check the facts next time before you post.
Well until Linux is ready to beat out Microsoft in the desktop, where else can Linux be a useful alternative operating enviornment for the user who is not an expert? The answer is simple - on embedded devices.
Nice karma whore, but the truth is, American gamers don't buy add-ons. Who but a linux hard-on junkie would spend $150 on something that won't even help them play better games?
The SEGA CD add-on for the Genesis was the most successful videogame add-on in history, and it only moved about 500,000 units.
I would be very, very surprised if the PS2 Linux kit came anywhere near those numbers (unless they made it required to play Final Fantasy, Tomb Raider or one of those other shitty Sony franchises).
However, with a Governor on his way out due to term limits, they can afford to piss off Angus. It just doesn't matter if he doesn't like it, cause he won't be back after the next election.
The governor of your fine state would enjoy using an ATM?? I am equipped with the latest technology, including security features (I can hold your ATM card, and I will destroy it if you accidentally leave it in.) Although I have no knowledge of this eye-book, I will be happy to provide you with a receipt.
They cannot do arithmatic, they cannot write or spell. They cannot read latin, or do 90% of what a highschool graduate did a hundred years ago.
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Hey, I work in a submarine, and I was jammin out to this Brazilian music, and wasn't really doing my job...
Suddenly my commanding officer comes up and slaps me on the back, and my headphones fall off, and the music spills out in the submarine. Now I try and play it cool, and I'm like, "Polkadots and moonbeams, sarge!" but it's obvious the guy is mad.
So he takes off his hat, and he tells me, "Listen soldier, we're in a mission-critical submarine API. We run NT on a per-seat license, and we can't have Brazilian music leaking all over the place. SO MOP IT UP! ON THE DOUBLE!" And then I mopped it, my shame and resentment balling up in my stomach like a fist.
What is this mysterious durp that I hear all the kids talking about? Well, let's let the mystique drop, shall we?
"Durp" is merely a linguistic corruption of "dope", or marijuana, pot, bud, cannibus sativa, or whatever. The term "durp" was coined by a group of Trinity University smokers, who in classic savage stoner self-parody, phonetically lowered the "oh" sound in dope to a more robust "durp."
FUN! You can do this in the comfort of your own home. Just make the "stoner voice" (very similar to the "surfer voice") and say "Dope" as loud as you can a few times. Your natural phonetical instinct will slowly metamorph the word into "durp." It's fun to have fun, isn't it?
Hey, I work in a submarine, and I was jammin out to this Brazilian music, and wasn't really doing my job...
Suddenly my commanding officer comes up and slaps me on the back, and my headphones fall off, and the music spills out in the submarine. Now I try and play it cool, and I'm like, "Polkadots and moonbeams, sarge!" but it's obvious the guy is mad.
So he takes off hit hat, and he tells me, "Listen soldier, we're in a mission-critical submarine API. We run NT on a per-seat license, and we can't have Brazilian music leaking all over the place. SO MOP IT UP! ON THE DOUBLE!" And then I mopped it, my shame and resentment balling up in my stomach like a fist.
Would you care for a receipt (yes/no?)
Hey, I work in a submarine, and I was jammin out to this Brazilian music, and wasn't really doing my job...
Suddenly my commanding officer comes up and slaps me on the back, and my headphones fall off, and the music spills out in the submarine. Now I try and play it cool, and I'm like, "Polkadots and moonbeams, sarge!" but it's obvious the guy is mad.
So he takes off hit hat, and he tells me, "Listen soldier, we're in a mission-critical submarine API. We run NT on a per-seat license, and we can't have Brazilian music leaking all over the place. SO MOP IT UP! ON THE DOUBLE!" And then I mopped it, my shame and resentment balling up in my stomach like a fist.
Would you care for a receipt (yes/no?)
What is this mysterious durp that I hear all the kids talking about? Well, let's let the mystique drop, shall we?
"Durp" is merely a linguistic corruption of "dope", or marijuana, pot, bud, cannibus sativa, or whatever. The term
"durp" was coined by a group of Trinity University smokers, who in classic savage stoner self-parody, phonetically
lowered the "oh" sound in dope to a more robust "durp."
FUN! You can do this in the comfort of your own home. Just make the "stoner voice" (very similar to the "surfer voice")
and say "Dope" as loud as you can a few times. Your natural phonetical instinct will slowly metamorph the word into
"durp." It's fun to have fun, isn't it?
Hey, I work in a submarine, and I was jammin out to this Brazilian music, and wasn't really doing my job...
Suddenly my commanding officer comes up and slaps me on the back, and my headphones fall off, and the music spills out in the submarine. Now I try and play it cool, and I'm like, "Polkadots and moonbeams, sarge!" but it's obvious the guy is mad.
So he takes off hit hat, and he tells me, "Listen soldier, we're in a mission-critical submarine API. We run NT on a per-seat license, and we can't have Brazilian music leaking all over the place. SO MOP IT UP! ON THE DOUBLE!"
And then I mopped it, my shame and resentment balling up in my stomach like a fist.
I like your website. The chubby teen who lives there seems so friendly. Is she your sister/girlfriend?
Have you considered opening a bank of America account?
I have no balls. But I do have twenty-four convenient access to your finances. Would you like a receipt with that?
Someone tell the boy who works here to clean me up. The man who puts money in me is going to be very, very upset.
Hello, I read your article and I think maybe the Taliban is defeat if they have things like me.
I am a Bank of America ATM, and I haven't seen anything but the Stop N Go where I live for the past two years.
If you need me to go fight for America and freedom with convenient locations and no fees (Bank of America cardholders only), then please take me to Aghanistan. I will do my part.
Please, I am tired of the store. The boy who works here doesn't talk to me, and those skater kids are always leaning on me.
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While you're waiting to withdraw your money, how about the tasty taste of hot Fritos? They're available on Aisle 4, right next to the Slick 50.
Here's your money. Your new account balance is: $210.43. Please take your card. Thank you for using Bank of America.
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No, but Batman likes it when you pour warm pudding down his bat-trunks.
What is this mysterious durp that I hear all the kids talking about? Well, let's let the mystique drop, shall we?
He went to renegotiate his contract withe Sony and the told him to get lost, so he took them to caught an wone.
I think he was called George Michael or somthing like that.
You've got the story all wrong, it wasn't "caught", it was a public bathroom, and it wasn't Sony, it was an undercover cop. Check the facts next time before you post.
The RIAA is about as sociological as my left butt cheek... and it makes me sick.
What? You wanna unpack that similie there, Tex?
Please, keep your flighty jibberish and mental diarrehea to yourself and off this message board. Other people have relevant things to say.
Nice karma whore, but the truth is, American gamers don't buy add-ons. Who but a linux hard-on junkie would spend $150 on something that won't even help them play better games?
The SEGA CD add-on for the Genesis was the most successful videogame add-on in history, and it only moved about 500,000 units.
I would be very, very surprised if the PS2 Linux kit came anywhere near those numbers (unless they made it required to play Final Fantasy, Tomb Raider or one of those other shitty Sony franchises).
However, with a Governor on his way out due to term limits, they can afford to piss off Angus. It just doesn't matter if he doesn't like it, cause he won't be back after the next election. The governor of your fine state would enjoy using an ATM?? I am equipped with the latest technology, including security features (I can hold your ATM card, and I will destroy it if you accidentally leave it in.) Although I have no knowledge of this eye-book, I will be happy to provide you with a receipt.
Hello! I am Bank of America ATM, running OS/2. Would you like an account balance? How about finance-charge free balance transfer (Bank of America cardholders only). Don't forget to put that money away in a CD! Would you like a receipt (yes/no)?
Hey, I work in a submarine, and I was jammin out to this Brazilian music, and wasn't really doing my job...
Suddenly my commanding officer comes up and slaps me on the back, and my headphones fall off, and the music spills out in the submarine. Now I try and play it cool, and I'm like, "Polkadots and moonbeams, sarge!" but it's obvious the guy is mad.
So he takes off his hat, and he tells me, "Listen soldier, we're in a mission-critical submarine API. We run NT on a per-seat license, and we can't have Brazilian music leaking all over the place. SO MOP IT UP! ON THE DOUBLE!" And then I mopped it, my shame and resentment balling up in my stomach like a fist.
What is this mysterious durp that I hear all the kids talking about? Well, let's let the mystique drop, shall we?
Hey, I work in a submarine, and I was jammin out to this Brazilian music, and wasn't really doing my job...
Suddenly my commanding officer comes up and slaps me on the back, and my headphones fall off, and the music spills out in the submarine. Now I try and play it cool, and I'm like, "Polkadots and moonbeams, sarge!" but it's obvious the guy is mad.
So he takes off hit hat, and he tells me, "Listen soldier, we're in a mission-critical submarine API. We run NT on a per-seat license, and we can't have Brazilian music leaking all over the place. SO MOP IT UP! ON THE DOUBLE!" And then I mopped it, my shame and resentment balling up in my stomach like a fist. Would you care for a receipt (yes/no?)
Hey, I work in a submarine, and I was jammin out to this Brazilian music, and wasn't really doing my job...
Suddenly my commanding officer comes up and slaps me on the back, and my headphones fall off, and the music spills out in the submarine. Now I try and play it cool, and I'm like, "Polkadots and moonbeams, sarge!" but it's obvious the guy is mad.
So he takes off hit hat, and he tells me, "Listen soldier, we're in a mission-critical submarine API. We run NT on a per-seat license, and we can't have Brazilian music leaking all over the place. SO MOP IT UP! ON THE DOUBLE!" And then I mopped it, my shame and resentment balling up in my stomach like a fist. Would you care for a receipt (yes/no?)
would you like a receipt (yes/no)?
What is this mysterious durp that I hear all the kids talking about? Well, let's let the mystique drop, shall we?
Suddenly my commanding officer comes up and slaps me on the back, and my headphones fall off, and the music spills out in the submarine. Now I try and play it cool, and I'm like, "Polkadots and moonbeams, sarge!" but it's obvious the guy is mad.
So he takes off hit hat, and he tells me, "Listen soldier, we're in a mission-critical submarine API. We run NT on a per-seat license, and we can't have Brazilian music leaking all over the place. SO MOP IT UP! ON THE DOUBLE!" And then I mopped it, my shame and resentment balling up in my stomach like a fist.
Would you care for a receipt (yes/no?)
I like your website. The chubby teen who lives there seems so friendly. Is she your sister/girlfriend? Have you considered opening a bank of America account?
I have no balls. But I do have twenty-four convenient access to your finances. Would you like a receipt with that? Someone tell the boy who works here to clean me up. The man who puts money in me is going to be very, very upset.
Some drunk came into the stop N Go and Peed on me! I am wet, and I may malfunction. Please help.
Mom! I won the Get the Crap Kicked Out of Ya contest!
Hello, I read your article and I think maybe the Taliban is defeat if they have things like me. I am a Bank of America ATM, and I haven't seen anything but the Stop N Go where I live for the past two years. If you need me to go fight for America and freedom with convenient locations and no fees (Bank of America cardholders only), then please take me to Aghanistan. I will do my part. Please, I am tired of the store. The boy who works here doesn't talk to me, and those skater kids are always leaning on me.
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Ask me about our reasonable finance rates!
Hello, you have reach Bank of America ATM. Please enter your account number and PIN to continue reading this story. While you're waiting to withdraw your money, how about the tasty taste of hot Fritos? They're available on Aisle 4, right next to the Slick 50. Here's your money. Your new account balance is: $210.43. Please take your card. Thank you for using Bank of America.