Katz meet CmdrTaco
Hello Cmdr!! (_)_)(_|_)(_(_) {Katz in his mind hums the tune: shake shake shake, shake yo booty}
1 hour passes...
Katz walking away (_0_) (_0_) (_0_) {yeaahh..sha..sha...ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...my sphincter..shak..shak..boot......ouch.....dammit taco, you got it all over my ass
Daughter: Hello. Kerpal: Hello, is Abtar there?
Daughter: Who? Kerpal: Abtar.
Daughter: Can I ask who's speaking please? Kerpal: This is Kerpal.
Daughter: Who? Kerpal: Kerpal.
Daughter: OK, one moment please.[Daughter calls Abtar . ..]
Abtar: Hello. Kerpal: Hello.
Abtar: Hi there. Kerpal: Hi, I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your
daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog.
Abtar: Pardon? Kerpal: Your daughter come to my house today, Abtar: Uh huh
Kerpal: And she come on my property and then she kick my dog. And now my dog needs
operation.
Abtar: She kicked your? Kerpal: She kicked my dog!
Abtar: She kicked your dog? Kerpal: Yes.
Abtar: Which daughter? Kerpal: The one who just answered the phone
[Abtar checks with his daughter . ..] Abtar: No.
Kerpal: What? Abtar: No.
Kerpal: Yes she did. I saw her. And then I go to I saw her at your house. And, why did she do it? Abtar: I don't know. She didn't said.
Kerpal: She did! She's lying. She's lying to you, FUCKING guy! Abtar: Where, where from you speaking?
Kerpal: I am speaking from my house. Abtar: Where you live?
Kerpal: Down the street from you. Abtar: Huh?
Kerpal: You know where I live. My dog, she kicked it and now I'm going to FUCK
her!
Abtar: [mumbles]... ohhhh, you lie I dunno.. Kerpal: Don't lie, you fucking guy.
Abtar: Hey . why? Don't talk like that! Kerpal: FUCK you! You know damn right what she do!
Abtar: Where do you live and who kicked your dog? Kerpal: Your daughter kicked my dog.
Abtar: Which daughter? Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!!.......[quietly].... you bastard
[Mumbling in background, daughter comes back to phone]
Daughter: Hello. Kerpal: Hello.
Daughter: Yeah? Kerpal: Why you kick my dog?
Daughter: Hello, can I ask who's speaking please? Kerpal: You know damn right! It's Kerpal. It's Kerpal.
Daughter: Who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal. Kerpal: Yes, you do. You kick my dog today.
Daughter: Dog?! Kerpal: Dog!
Daughter: We don't even... No one's ever been at...Kerpal: You don't act stupid. You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He
is going to go to jail.
Daughter: OK, where the hell do you live? Kerpal: I live on your street.
Daughter: On my street? Kerpal: You know!
Daughter: You say that one of us have kicked your dog? Kerpal: Yes.
Daughter: Where abouts do you live? Kerpal: You know damn right!!
Daughter: No, we do not know damn right! We don't even know you. Kerpal: [under breath] Yes you do.
Daughter: Why? Where the hell do you live? Kerpal: [under breath] You don't ask dumb question.
Daughter: Do you live on Marative? Kerpal: No, you just shut up! You try to confuse! I am going to call the police,
and then, you're going to go to jail.
Daughter: You damn right call the police because we don't know what the hell- Kerpal: You do not tell me 'damn right'. You do not swear at me [under breath]
I am going to kill you. Daughter: You're going to kill us!? Kerpal: No, not, I'm just kidding! You just tell your Dad that I am going
to get my lawyer and he is going to Shue you!
Daughter: [says to background] I don't know who the hell he is. [back to Kerpal]
OK, you just go ahead, okay, because we don't know what the FUCK you're talking
about.
Kerpal: You don't ever tell me to 'FUCK'! You say bad word!
Daughter: Well you talk to us this way when you have no proof . . .
Kerpal: FUCK you, you, you do not tell me FUCK you! OK you? You know!
Daughter: Please just get lost okay, because we're fed up.
Kerpal: FUCK you. You are going to jail.
Daughter: We don't know who the hell you are and you're phoning us with all these
obscene-
Kerpal: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You shut up you!
Daughter: Don't tell me to shut up, I did not -
Kerpal: Shut up! You stink!
Daughter: Oh, you stink too!
Kerpal: No, you don't -
Daughter: You stink too!
Kerpal: I do not stink!
Daughter: I think you do!
Kerpal: FUCK you, just because I am paki doesn't mean I stink!
[she hangs up]
Bob: A DVD full of ass banging, featuring Taco, Timothy, Michael, Katz and Company. Features exceptional sound quality due to the efforts Skywalker Sound. You can actually hear Katz clear yell, "Stuff me TACO!!!"
I beleive undercover brother is one of the greatest movies of our times. Of all the blaxploitation movies I have seen, this one had me laughing from start to finish. I found Denise Richards to be very stimulating as well.
But she is not the real star in the movie, the real star is Eddie Griffin, speaking of Eddie Griffin, he is my choice to play Lando if the original star wars trilogy was re-made. The original Lando, Billy Dee Williams was also in Undercover Brother, just so you know.
Now lets talk about my Star Wars Trilogy remake. I would like comments to flow, since this discussion is far more important.
This is my cast so far Luke Skywalker - No one yet Leia Organa - No one yet Han Solo - Ben Affleck Vader - Same guy doesnt matter Obi Wan - Al Pacino (you know with the beard like he looked on Carlito's Way)
Chewbacca - Same guy, I think he is still alive
Lando - Eddie Griffin
I think our baseball players would make great cricket players, loaded with steriods and all....
I vote for Cricket in High Schools and Cricket as an NCAA sport.
They say music can alter moods and talk to you, well can it load
a gun up for you , and cock it too?
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude,just tell the
judge it was my fault and I'll get sued
See what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistols and they want
to get one cuz they think the shit's cool
not knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves, we entertainers, of
course the shit's affectin' our sales, you ignoramus
But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get
our checks in the mail. It's fucked up ain't it?
How we can come from practically nothing to being able to have any
fuckin' thing that we wanted
That's why we sing for these kids, who don't have a thing except for
a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine,
who post pin-up pictures on they walls all day long, idolize they favorite
rappers and know all their songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in their lives, till they
sit and they cry at night wishin' they'd die
Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe. We're nothin'
to you but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes
that's why we seize the momenttry to freeze it and own it, squeeze
it and hold it, cuz we consider these minutes golden
and maybe they'll admit it when we're gone. Just let our spirits live
on, through our lyrics that you hear in our songs...
Props to all the logged in trolls and props to CLITS
Till I collapse by Eminem
Till I collapse I'm spillin' these raps long as you feel 'em,
till the day, that I drop you'll never say that I'm not killin' em/
Cuz when I am not, then I'ma stop pinnin'em and I am not hip-hop and I'm just
not Eminem
subliminal thoughts, when Ima stop sendin' em, women are caught in webs,
spin 'em and hock venom, adrenalin shots of penicillin could not get the illin'
to stop, amoxacillin's just not real enough
The criminal cop killin', hip-hop villain a minimal swap to cop millions of
Pac listeners
your comin' with me, feel it or not you're gonna fear it like I showed ya the
spirit of God lives in us
you hear it a lot, lyrics to shock. Is it a miracle or am I just product of
pop fizzin' up?
Fa shizzel my wizzel, this is the plot listen up, you bizzels forgot, slizzel
does not give a fuck
Music is like magic, there's a certain feeling you get when you're real and
you spit an people are feelin' ya shit
This is your moment and every single minute you spend tryin' to hold on to it,
cuz you may never get it again
so while you're in it try to get as much shit as you can and when your run is
over just admit when it's at its end
cuz I'm at the end of my wits with half the shit gets in, I got a list here's
the order of my list that it's in/ It goes Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie,
Andre from Outkast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me
But in this industry, I'm the cause of a lot of envy so when I'm not put on
this list, the shit does not offend me
That's why you see me walkin' around like nothin's bothering me, even though
half you people gotta fuckin' problem with me
you hate it but you know respect you got to give me.
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Katz meet CmdrTaco
Hello Cmdr!! (_)_)(_|_)(_(_) {Katz in his mind hums the tune: shake shake shake, shake yo booty}
1 hour passes...
Katz walking away (_0_) (_0_) (_0_) {yeaahh..sha..sha...ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...my sphincter..shak..shak..boot......ouch.....dammit taco, you got it all over my ass
Actually, it was downhill for Moby after Marshall Mathers, also known as Eminem, said the following in his latest CD about Techno musician Moby:
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Hmm why is he Taco's only FOE!!?!
CliT is Alive!! NO FP for you AC Scum biatch
What happened to Klerck?
Actually, Whats it like being the token black guy at Google!?
Nice. Pr0ps to your Page Refreshing skills
I was taking a trip through Statesville, North Carolina, if you ever pass by, stop by JayBees and get a Hot Dog, probably the best ever made.
Fuh Cube Itchs
Yes...
Dammit.
Ahh fuck it. By the way, what happened to all that talk about a new breed of trolling coming to Slashdot on June 15, I haven't seen shit.
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Oh well, let Troll Tuesday begin with props to Clit
Daughter: Hello. Kerpal: Hello, is Abtar there? .] .] Abtar: No. .. Kerpal: Don't lie, you fucking guy.
Daughter: Who? Kerpal: Abtar.
Daughter: Can I ask who's speaking please? Kerpal: This is Kerpal.
Daughter: Who? Kerpal: Kerpal.
Daughter: OK, one moment please.[Daughter calls Abtar . .
Abtar: Hello. Kerpal: Hello.
Abtar: Hi there. Kerpal: Hi, I was just calling because I live down the street from you, and your daughter come to my house today and she kick my dog.
Abtar: Pardon? Kerpal: Your daughter come to my house today, Abtar: Uh huh
Kerpal: And she come on my property and then she kick my dog. And now my dog needs operation.
Abtar: She kicked your? Kerpal: She kicked my dog!
Abtar: She kicked your dog? Kerpal: Yes.
Abtar: Which daughter? Kerpal: The one who just answered the phone
[Abtar checks with his daughter . .
Kerpal: What? Abtar: No.
Kerpal: Yes she did. I saw her. And then I go to I saw her at your house. And, why did she do it? Abtar: I don't know. She didn't said.
Kerpal: She did! She's lying. She's lying to you, FUCKING guy! Abtar: Where, where from you speaking?
Kerpal: I am speaking from my house. Abtar: Where you live?
Kerpal: Down the street from you. Abtar: Huh?
Kerpal: You know where I live. My dog, she kicked it and now I'm going to FUCK her!
Abtar: [mumbles]... ohhhh, you lie I dunno
Abtar: Hey . why? Don't talk like that! Kerpal: FUCK you! You know damn right what she do!
Abtar: Where do you live and who kicked your dog? Kerpal: Your daughter kicked my dog.
Abtar: Which daughter? Kerpal: YOU KNOW DAMN RIGHT!!!.......[quietly].... you bastard
[Mumbling in background, daughter comes back to phone]
Daughter: Hello. Kerpal: Hello.
Daughter: Yeah? Kerpal: Why you kick my dog?
Daughter: Hello, can I ask who's speaking please? Kerpal: You know damn right! It's Kerpal. It's Kerpal.
Daughter: Who's Kerpal? We don't know Kerpal. Kerpal: Yes, you do. You kick my dog today.
Daughter: Dog?! Kerpal: Dog!
Daughter: We don't even... No one's ever been at...Kerpal: You don't act stupid. You tell your Dad that I am going to sue him. He is going to go to jail.
Daughter: OK, where the hell do you live? Kerpal: I live on your street.
Daughter: On my street? Kerpal: You know!
Daughter: You say that one of us have kicked your dog? Kerpal: Yes.
Daughter: Where abouts do you live? Kerpal: You know damn right!!
Daughter: No, we do not know damn right! We don't even know you. Kerpal: [under breath] Yes you do.
Daughter: Why? Where the hell do you live? Kerpal: [under breath] You don't ask dumb question.
Daughter: Do you live on Marative? Kerpal: No, you just shut up! You try to confuse! I am going to call the police, and then, you're going to go to jail.
Daughter: You damn right call the police because we don't know what the hell- Kerpal: You do not tell me 'damn right'. You do not swear at me [under breath] I am going to kill you.
Daughter: You're going to kill us!? Kerpal: No, not, I'm just kidding! You just tell your Dad that I am going to get my lawyer and he is going to Shue you!
Daughter: [says to background] I don't know who the hell he is. [back to Kerpal] OK, you just go ahead, okay, because we don't know what the FUCK you're talking about.
Kerpal: You don't ever tell me to 'FUCK'! You say bad word!
Daughter: Well you talk to us this way when you have no proof . . .
Kerpal: FUCK you, you, you do not tell me FUCK you! OK you? You know!
Daughter: Please just get lost okay, because we're fed up.
Kerpal: FUCK you. You are going to jail.
Daughter: We don't know who the hell you are and you're phoning us with all these obscene-
Kerpal: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! You shut up you!
Daughter: Don't tell me to shut up, I did not -
Kerpal: Shut up! You stink!
Daughter: Oh, you stink too!
Kerpal: No, you don't -
Daughter: You stink too!
Kerpal: I do not stink!
Daughter: I think you do!
Kerpal: FUCK you, just because I am paki doesn't mean I stink!
[she hangs up]
Does that Mean the Government will Control the Goatse!! ???
Oh yeah FP claimed for C.L.I.T
The 20 Seconds Rule is crap.
Tell him what he's won BOB....!
Bob: A DVD full of ass banging, featuring Taco, Timothy, Michael, Katz and Company. Features exceptional sound quality due to the efforts Skywalker Sound. You can actually hear Katz clear yell, "Stuff me TACO!!!"
I beleive undercover brother is one of the greatest movies of our times. Of all the blaxploitation movies I have seen, this one had me laughing from start to finish. I found Denise Richards to be very stimulating as well.
But she is not the real star in the movie, the real star is Eddie Griffin, speaking of Eddie Griffin, he is my choice to play Lando if the original star wars trilogy was re-made. The original Lando, Billy Dee Williams was also in Undercover Brother, just so you know.
Now lets talk about my Star Wars Trilogy remake. I would like comments to flow, since this discussion is far more important.
This is my cast so far
Luke Skywalker - No one yet
Leia Organa - No one yet
Han Solo - Ben Affleck
Vader - Same guy doesnt matter
Obi Wan - Al Pacino (you know with the beard like he looked on Carlito's Way)
Chewbacca - Same guy, I think he is still alive Lando - Eddie Griffin
Am I banned? All my posts are dissapearing This is a test.
I think our baseball players would make great cricket players, loaded with steriods and all.... I vote for Cricket in High Schools and Cricket as an NCAA sport.
They say music can alter moods and talk to you, well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too?
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude, just tell the judge it was my fault and I'll get sued
See what these kids do is hear about us totin' pistols and they want to get one cuz they think the shit's cool
not knowin' we really just protectin' ourselves, we entertainers, of course the shit's affectin' our sales, you ignoramus
But music is reflection of self, we just explain it , and then we get our checks in the mail. It's fucked up ain't it?
How we can come from practically nothing to being able to have any fuckin' thing that we wanted
That's why we sing for these kids , who don't have a thing except for a dream and a fuckin' rap magazine,
who post pin-up pictures on they walls all day long, idolize they favorite rappers and know all their songs
Or for anyone who's ever been through shit in their lives, till they sit and they cry at night wishin' they'd die
Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe. We're nothin' to you but we're the fuckin' shit in they eyes
that's why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and hold it, cuz we consider these minutes golden
and maybe they'll admit it when we're gone. Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our songs...
Props to all the logged in trolls and props to CLITS
Till I collapse by Eminem
Till I collapse I'm spillin' these raps long as you feel 'em,
till the day, that I drop you'll never say that I'm not killin' em/
Cuz when I am not, then I'ma stop pinnin'em and I am not hip-hop and I'm just not Eminem
subliminal thoughts, when Ima stop sendin' em, women are caught in webs,
spin 'em and hock venom, adrenalin shots of penicillin could not get the illin' to stop, amoxacillin's just not real enough
The criminal cop killin', hip-hop villain a minimal swap to cop millions of Pac listeners
your comin' with me, feel it or not you're gonna fear it like I showed ya the spirit of God lives in us
you hear it a lot, lyrics to shock. Is it a miracle or am I just product of pop fizzin' up?
Fa shizzel my wizzel, this is the plot listen up, you bizzels forgot, slizzel does not give a fuck
Music is like magic, there's a certain feeling you get when you're real and you spit an people are feelin' ya shit
This is your moment and every single minute you spend tryin' to hold on to it, cuz you may never get it again
so while you're in it try to get as much shit as you can and when your run is over just admit when it's at its end
cuz I'm at the end of my wits with half the shit gets in, I got a list here's the order of my list that it's in/ It goes Reggie, Jay-Z, Tupac and Biggie, Andre from Outkast, Jada, Kurupt, Nas and then me
But in this industry, I'm the cause of a lot of envy so when I'm not put on this list, the shit does not offend me
That's why you see me walkin' around like nothin's bothering me, even though half you people gotta fuckin' problem with me
you hate it but you know respect you got to give me.
You don't own shit.. Die AC
PROPS to All the Logged in Trolls
It's the information age, all right. Your systems overflow with data about customers, sales, production, employees, business partners, the competition, and your Web site. Collecting the data was easy. Getting it to flow throughout your business and into the hands of people who need it--that is today's challenge. And it's your challenge to work out.
Imagine what your company would look like if you could provide an information infrastructure that tied data, applications, and systems together all the way from code to client. Imagine:
Seamless access to important data anytime, anyplace, and on any device.
The free flow of information from customer to employee to partner--and back again.
Streamlined operations where mundane tasks are handled automatically and knowledge workers focus on turning opportunities into success.
Now that would be an information revolution.
With
Because they are reusable and programmable, XML Web services built on .NET enable you to take advantage of the flexibility of the Internet. You can
also turn isolated data stores and proprietary applications into a single, tightly
integrated whole that unlocks the value of past IT investments and lays the
groundwork for future information technologies.
Develop Rapidly .NET is a comprehensive tool set for rapidly building
and integrating XML Web services. The Microsoft .NET Framework provides a complete
programming model for building, deploying, and running XML Web services and
applications. Two important technologies sit at the heart of the .NET Framework:
Microsoft Visual Studio®
Common language runtime
.NET class libraries .NET-connected software, the common language runtime
handles code management, language integration, and security. With support for
more than 20 languages, the common language runtime opens the door to rapid
development by allowing objects and applications written in different languages
to communicate with each other.
Common Language Runtime
The execution engine for all
Streamline Deployment .NET Framework provides a simplified deployment model
that supports implementation of fully compiled applications and eliminates the
DLL versioning issues that have plagued enterprise application rollout efforts
in the past. With the .NET Framework, you can deploy applications simply by
copying files to a disk.
Equally important, the
Security features of the .NET Framework--including evidence-based
security, code access security, and role-based security--help eliminate
the flawed code that still stands as one of the greatest threats to corporate
data integrity. Powerful authentication, authorization, and cryptographic routines
give you granular control over data access at every level.
Because .NET is supported by leading technology consultants, developers,
and service organizations around the world, you have the option of developing
solutions in-house, calling on Microsoft Consulting Services, or working with
any of the more than 1 million experts trained as Microsoft Certified Partners.
Manage Efficiently .NET Server, now in Beta 3 release--has new features to better connect
your enterprise.
One thing that hasn't changed in today's economy is the need for rock-solid infrastructure. The newest member of the Windows Server family--Microsoft Windows
Microsoft .NET Enterprise Servers are the fastest way to integrate, manage,
and Web-enable your business. With industry-leading support for standards
like EDI, XML, and SOAP, and a comprehensive library of more than 100 adapters
for popular customer relationship management (CRM), enterprise resource planning
(ERP), and other applications, Microsoft BizTalk® Server 2002 ensures flexibility
and interoperability. Enterprise Applications Integration (EAI) through BizTalk
Server helps you integrate with legacy applications and automate processes.
The powerful Web-based development and execution environment inherent to BizTalk
Server integrates loosely coupled, long-running business processes both within
and between businesses.
BizTalk Server is the choice of global enterprises like Ford Motor Co., which has selected BizTalk Server to integrate its eHub project. eHub is a corporatewide, internal and external integration platform that allows Ford to exchange information seamlessly and instantly both within its organization and with its suppliers.
Microsoft Mobile Information Server 2001 provides a secure foundation for connecting workers in the field and on the factory floor using mobile devices such as smart phones and Pocket PCs. Build, deploy, and maintain sophisticated mobile Web applications using the Microsoft Mobile Internet Toolkit, which is tightly integrated with the Visual Studio .NET design environment.
Use XML Web Services to Run Your Business Better .NET -connected software. Using .NET Enterprise
Servers and Microsoft Office XP Web Components, you can deliver advanced business
analysis tools that empower your employees to make intelligent, strategic decisions
based on a clear reading of up-to-the-minute business conditions.
With a seamless information infrastructure in place, you reap a broad range of tangible benefits offered by
By providing a clear path from code to client, XML Web services built on .NET enable you to tie mobile devices to important corporate data, wherever
it resides and whenever employees and partners need it.