Slashdot Mirror


User: mpweasel

mpweasel's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
49
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 49

  1. complete nonsense on Kobo To Release Android Tablet E-Reader · · Score: 3, Funny

    When completitors complete, conslumers win!

  2. Re:Legal consequence? on 4,000 Anti-Scientology Videos Yanked From YouTube · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem with that is how often are people/organistations charged with perjury? I suspect not much if at all.

    Plea deal expected in Detroit mayor perjury case -
    http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gMmCL2ZE66E0ZnDDmXkjF5E4b9NgD92VGBMG0

  3. Re:New Meme on McCain Campaign Uses Spider/Diff Against Obama · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why not pencil in Powell as a candidate on the ballet?!

    Because Powell can't dance as well as the other two?

  4. yoda@ibm.com on What If Yoda Ran IBM? · · Score: 1

    I thought Yoda wrote AIX...?

  5. WHY? on Economic Analysis of Toilet Seat Position · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Why is it that when I get mod points, we get stories like THIS one?

    I'd mark myself offtopic, but that's not allowed.

  6. Re:Indian Offshoring... on New Zealand To Allow 'Text-Speak' On Exams · · Score: 1

    And I've seen plenty of natural-born, good ol', red-blooded Americans (ab)use the corporate messaging system so badly with txt-speak as to give me the impression that they have outsourced their jobs to 11 year old AOL script kiddies.

    Where is their cultural training?

    I'm a naturalized citizen myself, so I take a little bit of offense at "those aliens" comments.

  7. Re:About the only way they'll ever "fix" these thi on Worst Ever Security Flaw in Diebold Voting Machine · · Score: 1

    > is if a Libertarian or Green Party candidate wins....

    Perhaps if it was rigged so that "Mickey Mouse" wins, someone would see the light.

  8. Re:This just in... on MyDoom.C Making Its Way Across The Net · · Score: 1

    figure out how to

    4. Get this through people's thick skulls,

    and you will surely

    5. PROFIT!!!

  9. I'm still waiting for the product called on Why Such Unimaginative Nomenclature? · · Score: 2, Funny


    eDiot.

  10. Re:Scepticism on Longest Snake · · Score: 1

    ...sensitive cold blooded...

    I just got back from lunch and read that as "insensitive clod".

  11. Final Fantasy XII on Final Fantasy XII Details Leak Ahead Of Unveiling · · Score: 1

    Also known as...
    Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Final Fantasy

    When will the madness end?

  12. Re:heh.. on Sharp to Sell 3D laptop for $3299 · · Score: 1
    Yeah, because there's a huge audience of 3D golf afficiandos with $3300 spare. (On the other hand, the integrated hybrid DVD-writer is pretty. It'd be neat if they had software for partial 3D rendering of DVD movies. So, uh, any guesses on how many years before this technology hits the $500 price point?
    ...because there's a huge audience of 3D pr0n afficionadoes with $500 spare.

    Or at least one.
  13. Newsweek on Stock Options - What's Fair? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Check out the latest issue of Newsweek:

    http://www.msnbc.com/news/937817.asp

  14. you got it backwards! on Turning The SEGA Dreamcast Into A Linux Router · · Score: 5, Funny

    What I'd like to see is instructions on how to turn an old linux router into a top-o-the-line gaming console.

  15. answering machine on Possessed Technology? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yep, answering machines seem to be the most commonly possessed household appliances. My parents' machine still gets really strange noisy messages recorded on it at random. They sound like something out of the exorcist... Laughing, moaning, crying, and voices speaking backward. Of course, I could have imagined it all. It was mostly just hissing and white noise. But if you listened closely enough....

  16. benzaldehyde on Why Do Some CDRs Smell Like Almonds? · · Score: 4, Informative

    IANAChemist, but the son of one, and my best guess is that it's benzaldehyde left over from the production of the plastic.

    http://www.bartleby.com/65/be/benzalde.html
    htt p://www.bartleby.com/65/al/aldehyde.html

  17. Re:The Mars fossil IS made by life; my wife is not on GZipping Life Forms: Deflate Reveals Bare-Bones · · Score: 1


    Reread the story:

    ...they find that the inherent pixel content of biologically generated fossils produces higher image compression ratios...

    Now, there are several questions you should ask yourself:
    (1) Are you calling your wife a fossil?
    (2) Does she read Slashdot?
    (3) If she could mod, would she mark it +1, Funny, or -1, Won't_get_some_for_a_while?

  18. Reminds me of Minority Report on Projecting Sound 'Inside Your Head' · · Score: 1

    Remember the personalized advertising? One machine scans your eyeball to identify you, another projects personalized 3-d ads to your eyes and ears to entice you to buy their latest product...

  19. Finally!!! on Baldness Be Gone? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Could it be possible??!
    Genetic therapy and a cure for my hairy palms!?

  20. You're missing the point on Suggestions for Functional Jewelry? · · Score: 1

    Go with a diamond. It's a beautiful gesture of love to get her something that's so expensive yet so completely useless to you. It will always remind her of that, every time she looks at it. As for you, as other people said, your wedding band will communicate as a symbol that you're taken. It will also remind you of your love and commitment to her. Why would you want it to change channels on your TV, whatever else? You can get a remote on your watch or Palm. Keep it simple. The symbolism is enough function. Anything extra only reduces its true meaning.

    Come on, seriously? Jewelry that DOES something? The functions are adornment and symbolism.

    -- Recently married geek, who thought about this too, but realized that it the ring already has value and meaning in itself.

  21. foo on Funny and Irrelevant Program Names? · · Score: 1

    when throwing something quick together, I call it "foo"

  22. blue... on Sony First To Market With Blue-Laser DVD Recorder · · Score: 1

    ...because everyone knows that blue light-sabres are more powerful than the red ones.

  23. see photo on New Fossil of Early Hominid Precursor · · Score: 0, Troll
  24. Re:the article in warez-speak on NYTimes Looks at Warez · · Score: 1

    How the hell did you get THAT through the lameness filter?

    Man, that is lame.

  25. other possibilities on Cheap 3D Computer Vision? · · Score: 2, Funny

    but we can all drool over the other possibilities, right?

    You mean 3d pr0n?

    Riiiight, and those X10 cameras are for surveillance too.