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New Zealand To Allow 'Text-Speak' On Exams

ScentCone writes "New Zealand's Qualification Authority (which sets testing standards for the public schools) is confident that those grading papers will understand the meaning of students' responses, even if they use phone/IM-style text-speak. From the article: 'credit will be given if the answer "clearly shows the required understanding," even if it contains text-speak.' Many teachers are not amused, and critics say that the move will devalue NZ's equivalent of a high school diploma." Not to mention that graders will need to be restrained so they don't gouge their own eyes out. While in the medium of text messages, some shorthand might be in order, but I didn't realize that world paper, pencil, and ink shortages were so severe so that text-speak is necessary everywhere.

421 comments

  1. Are they kidding? by Announcer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How are kids supposed to learn proper spelling & grammar?

    Anyone remember "Ebonics"?

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    1. Re:Are they kidding? by black+mariah · · Score: 5, Funny

      Proper spelling and grammar are unnatural constructs foisted upon the world by upper class tits that needed another way to make themselves feel special.

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    2. Re:Are they kidding? by Celt · · Score: 4, Funny

      and yet you condone it by using it in your post, you should stop writing altogether if it upsets you so much :)

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    3. Re:Are they kidding? by Hope+Thelps · · Score: 5, Funny
      How are kids supposed to learn proper spelling & grammar?

      From Slashdot of course.
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    4. Re:Are they kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      shit ya yo. fucking titties fucking uppah claas fukin titties yo. grammuh only dare to keeps the fucking lower class down yo!

      Me shud B a fucking cee Eee OOh dat a fuckin' coperashun.

      fuck yo!

      cuz speelin dont be making you any smartur.fuck.

    5. Re:Are they kidding? by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pah, spelling and grammar is a holdover from stuffy, old academic rigidity. It has no place in today's classroom. We need to be moving forward as educators and leave all that 'history' behind. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a class on "Group sex: sharing can be caring" to teach to third graders.

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    6. Re:Are they kidding? by Xanius · · Score: 1

      Ah that was good...*goes to find my fair lady just to watch him insult people* On topic though, I think we should nuke NZ. Any person or country that condones text-talk doesn't derserve to be around. Hell when I write a text message on my phone,which only happens rarely because if I need to talk to someone I'll just call them, I still use full words instead of "b4","CU" etc. I mean seriously, how bloody hard is it to write Y-O-U, I don't care if it makes the same sound as U, they aren't the same and people need to be hit hard when they use it.

    7. Re:Are they kidding? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 2, Funny

      I could not have said it any more eloquently. Er, word up, homie. (hitting myself in head with a brick repeatedly until the feeling passes.)

    8. Re:Are they kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's already hilarious that it's modded (Score:0, Insightful)

    9. Re:Are they kidding? by HUADPE · · Score: 1

      I actually have set up autocorrect in Gaim to allow me to type "u" and have it replaced with "you." Also, "dont" becomes "don't", and "i" becomes "I." I get the convenience of typing fewer characters, and yet don't sound like a moron.

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    10. Re:Are they kidding? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      It's fun to make fun of Slashdot, but the spelling and grammar here, though not nearly perfect, is for the most part higher than most such sites, in my experience.

      It's one of the things that keeps me here- chatspeek makes me grind my teeth together.

      (Cue a half-dozen responses to this post by BIFF) :-)

    11. Re:Are they kidding? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      [aol]
      Me too!
      [/aol]

      Agreed. I try to teach by example.

    12. Re:Are they kidding? by msromike · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As an example, Perl (I will not use .NET as an example since this is Slashdot) depends on proper spelling and grammar used in unnatural constructs. Learning how to do things "properly" used to be a given, and something that the majority strived for. Now, "perfecting the details" (learning how to write in standard English for example) is an unnecessary a bother that cuts into time that is better used for watching MTV and such. We live in the land of "close enough." The problem is that in many cases close enough isn't good enough.

    13. Re:Are they kidding? by LS · · Score: 4, Insightful


      The ability to detect humor by slashdot moderators has seriously suffered recently. I've seen several posts modded as 5, Funny, that are mocking a parent poster's ironic joke that the poster and the moderators did not get themselves. Either that or the poster is purposely just sucking karma from the parent.

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    14. Re:Are they kidding? by x2A · · Score: 1

      "hitting myself in head with a brick repeatedly until the feeling passes"

      No, stop, that just makes you do it even more!!!!uno

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    15. Re:Are they kidding? by DanielNS84 · · Score: 1
      shit ya yo. fucking titties fucking uppah claas fukin titties yo. grammuh only dare to keeps the fucking lower class down yo! Me shud B a fucking cee Eee OOh dat a fuckin' coperashun. fuck yo! cuz speelin dont be making you any smartur.fuck.
      (Score:2, Insightful)
      Oh dear, I believe I've just shat myself...
    16. Re:Are they kidding? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      too true, just like money, real estate and voting... just made up systems to keep us down.

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    17. Re:Are they kidding? by nosredna · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Until you manage to inform someone that 'you' is a vowel.

    18. Re:Are they kidding? by BobGregg · · Score: 1

      That was *exactly* my first thought, except in my mind I spelled it:

      E-bonics.

    19. Re:Are they kidding? by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      O RLY?



      Sorry :0'

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    20. Re:Are they kidding? by hdparm · · Score: 0, Troll
      Believe it or not, this doesn't seem to be the most serious problem NZ is facing in the future. This fucking labour government has done so much damage everywhere but that's a long story. To stay on topic, check this - it's unbelievable.

      Comforting fact is that good schools would never put up with this shit. Every year more parents and kids realise the benefit of CIE programme.

    21. Re:Are they kidding? by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Degrading the requirements to graduate or earn a degree just churns out more illiterate "graduates" who can't communicate with anyone.

      But I don't understand why anyone would be upset about this. It's been known for years that a significant percentage of graduates from post-secondary education can't communicate effectively, liberal nannies have pushed for kids to be "promoted" to the next grade when they fail so they don't feel "left behind", and the fact that slang is in dictionaries is used to justify it's presence in formal documents and discussions.

      No wonder the R&D of the western world is falling behind that of nations placing an emphasis on quality education and training.

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    22. Re:Are they kidding? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I can thoroughly recommend Slashdot to any budding writers with a technical bent. I started posting here about four years ago (see the high UID), and found it a great way of getting into the habit of writing. I tend to post a few thousand words here each day; it helps me procrastinate, but in a way that keeps me in the habit of writing a lot of (relatively) good English[1] quickly. If I make any kind of spelling or grammatical error then I get flamed.

      Since beginning posting here, I've got a regular column on a tech news site (and been on the receiving end of the Slashdot effect a few times), and last week, I signed my first book deal.

      Wandering slightly back on-topic, the thing that bugs me about 'text speak' is that it is impolite. It is slightly faster to type, but a lot harder to read for anyone who has grown up reading real English (i.e. everyone until they start putting 'text-speak' in textbooks). There is therefore an implicit assumption that the writer's time is more valuable than the reader's. That's fine (if a little insulting), but I chose to believe the opposite and not read it. It's even worse when posted to a public board and there are several thousand readers; the writer obviously believes that their time is worth a few thousand times as much as anyone else.


      [1] According to Slashdot rule 47b there will now follow at least three horribly embarrassing errors.

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    23. Re:Are they kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i gess its gust more better to try to speek and rite however makes us fele gud;

    24. Re:Are they kidding? by r3m0t · · Score: 1

      u sick elitist. ROFL!

    25. Re:Are they kidding? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Glad to see you were modded funny, but there are people who actually believe what you just said.
      -jcr

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    26. Re:Are they kidding? by Skreems · · Score: 1

      It's so true. Every day I am amazed by the spew of random words that passes for written communication in my office. These are people who are older than me, and in many respects smarter as well. I get the feeling that they think it's faster not to use proper grammar, which I just don't understand. If you learned anything in school, or spend any free time reading, you should pick up enough that proper grammar will come naturally a large part of the time. Maybe there's something wrong with their thought processes in that they don't bother to compose their thoughts before they start setting them down.

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    27. Re:Are they kidding? by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Did you hear they cancelled the national Miss Ebonics beauty pageant? No-one wanted to be Miss Idaho.

      Sorry, sorry, nothing to see here, move along...

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    28. Re:Are they kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Once (guess why only once) on a math test I wrote 0 "zeros" with a slash in them. I found it more clear to read and harder to confuse with O "letter O".

      I got F on that test as my math teacher thought that I was writing theta...

    29. Re:Are they kidding? by symbolic · · Score: 1

      This isn't only the "left-behind" crowd we're talking about here, it's the general populace. When they enter the business sector to get a real job, and you have businesses that have to send college graduates through remedial English training, the problem is much bigger. The cause is quite simple: laziness.

    30. Re:Are they kidding? by gumbright · · Score: 1

      Said the man making his point with proper spelling and sentence construction.

    31. Re:Are they kidding? by Gabrill · · Score: 1

      You new fangled proper English speakers don't know how easy it is. You could be forced to speak like this in school: http://www.comics.com/comics/pibgorn/archive/pibgo rn-20061018.html

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    32. Re:Are they kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spelling and grammar are minor worries. How are the kids going to learn how to read without vowels?

    33. Re:Are they kidding? by glitch23 · · Score: 0, Funny

      Now if you'll excuse me, I have a class on "Group sex: sharing can be caring" to teach to third graders.

      Don't you work at an all boys school?

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    34. Re:Are they kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Proper spelling and grammar are unnatural constructs foisted upon the world by upper class tits that needed another way to make themselves feel special.

      I think you misspelled "employed".

    35. Re:Are they kidding? by takeya · · Score: 1

      Are you crazy? Proper spelling and grammar are essential for communication. The upper class have them because proper communication is a powerful skill that aids one greatly in getting money.

    36. Re:Are they kidding? by grolschie · · Score: 1

      Yes this means the we New Zealanders must be idiots for allowing this. However, the English language has already turned to crap.

    37. Re:Are they kidding? by eldepeche · · Score: 1

      Ask the Jews.

    38. Re:Are they kidding? by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Pretty much the same way they do everywhere else in the world: when they get to university and find that their examiners there aren't bound by astonishingly ill-conceived regulations handed down by the NZQA.

      When I used to teach at universities in the UK (not minor ones, by the way) I found that about 30-40% of first-year undergraduates were essentially illiterate, that is, unable to construct a single coherent sentence in writing, completely unable to comprehend what they were "reading". (The "30-40%" is an average over two universities, by the way.) Part of the job was to lower that percentage by the time they graduated (so they all ended up getting a BA in basic reading and writing skills). Here in NZ the percentage is lower, but still worrying. So, now the NZQA has decided in its infinite wisdom that even more of the basic essentials of education are going to be devolved onto the shoulders of university teachers, and it's going to get worse. I'd lke to say that as long as we're still better off than the Brits, I'm not going to worry too much, :-) but that would be negligent. Even so there's not a hell of a lot anyone can do.

    39. Re:Are they kidding? by munpfazy · · Score: 1
      shit ya yo. fucking titties fucking uppah claas fukin titties yo. grammuh only dare to keeps the fucking lower class down yo!

      Me shud B a fucking cee Eee OOh dat a fuckin' coperashun.

      fuck yo!

      cuz speelin dont be making you any smartur.fuck.


      If you ever need a demonstration that black vernacular has a detailed and robust grammatical structure, just mention ebonics in a room full of middle class white guys.

      Without a doubt, one of them will start spewing nonsense like the above.

      You need only ask, "why is it so immediately obvious that *this* is not genuine black english?"

      - Munpfazy (wonders if Ambonese Malay speakers break into spontaneous, badly constructed parodies when local linguists mention the word, "Bandanese")

    40. Re:Are they kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The aim of this is not so that they can use txt language, but more so if they do and the intent of the answer is clear (similar to when a spelling mistake is made) the answer can still be marked.

    41. Re:Are they kidding? by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Catholic, naturally.

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    42. Re:Are they kidding? by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

      When my rating went from Insightful to Troll in the span of one response (the topic was rather political in nature), I decided to entirely ignore the "rating" system. Considering the fact that moderators are people, it became obvious to me that it is IMPOSSIBLE for them to keep their own points of view from effecting their decisions.

    43. Re:Are they kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This whole debate is just a result of the educational system not keeping up with technology. If schools would make touch-typing part of the curriculum, we wouldn't be dealing with the side-effect of hunt-and-peck typists adapting to an environment where they don't have the necessary skills to use it properly.

      Once you get up to 60 WPM or so, the difference between 'u' and 'you' becomes minuscule.

    44. Re:Are they kidding? by magisterx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would dare to say that you are wrong. They are standards, much like TCP/IP for humans, which make communications both more effective and more artful. But even if you are right, keep in mind that you say it derives from the upper class, which tends to be the group that hires, fires, and promotes. Thus, even if you are right, proper spelling and grammar will be requisite in a great many of the better jobs...

    45. Re:Are they kidding? by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Your text-talk (where did that term come from anyway) needs a little correcting. "CU" should be "c u". Damn phone texters are fucking up perfectly good IM shorthand.

      I never really understood texting on mobile phones, it is a pain in the ass and costs per message. Why wouldn't you just call the person?

    46. Re:Are they kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... the thing that bugs me about 'text speak' is that it is impolite. It is slightly faster to type, but a lot harder to read for anyone who has grown up reading real English (i.e. everyone until they start putting 'text-speak' in textbooks). There is therefore an implicit assumption that the writer's time is more valuable than the reader's.
      That's always true of poor spelling and grammar, not just 'text speak'. Doing things properly takes longer, even when the improper way involves pressing as many keys.
    47. Re:Are they kidding? by Sigma+7 · · Score: 1
      Wandering slightly back on-topic, the thing that bugs me about 'text speak' is that it is impolite.


      It's not just that, "text speak" and all other slang languages are non-standard. Aside from the most common usage, it changes from year to year and information will become lost because of this shift of language. It is no different than pre-Shakespearian english, where there is no consistant spelling of words (i.e. they were written down phonetically.)

      If all English words had the same number of spellings as Salmonella, you would find it slightly difficult to understand what is being written down. In the modern Internet age, you may also find it difficult to track down the text once again, since you have to remember the exact spelling that was used. (This may actually be helpful, but isn't guarenteed to work.)
    48. Re:Are they kidding? by gbulmash · · Score: 1
      Proper spelling and grammar are unnatural constructs foisted upon the world by upper class tits that needed another way to make themselves feel special.

      No, they're constructs through which a language is kept intelligible to the greatest number of its speakers.

      Look at Latin. French and Italian have a common root language, but through people gradually mucking about with it, two entirely separate languages developed.

      If you do not maintain consistency, you eventually fork the language.

      - Greg
    49. Re:Are they kidding? by jibjibjib · · Score: 1
      So very true...

      I have talked to people on Windows Live Messenger who, for example, set up a stupid animated smiley to replace the word 'ok'. Then every time they type a word with the letters 'ok' in it, it gets replaced by a stupid animated smiley, making the word unreadable.

      Sometimes when I talk to people I have to keep a Notepad window open for me to copy and paste stuff into to make it appear in a readable form.

    50. Re:Are they kidding? by Dzerzhinski · · Score: 1

      "Text-speak" and internet slang is almost impossible for most non-native English speakers to read, unless they have spent a huge chunk of their time playing games. Something to consider.

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    51. Re:Are they kidding? by Douglas+Goodall · · Score: 1

      As I traveled the world, I came to understand that being understood is the goal of communication, In Japan when you are looking for your neighborhood, knowing the symbol for your town helps you get home. In England, they spell things in unusual ways and the easiest way to get along is to interpret it as humor. That said, there is slang, and there is grammer and spelling. As we get older we learn both the slang and the more formal writing and speech patterns. I try to spell things correctly and use good grammer. Some times my fingers foul up, and I hope the people reading understand what I was trying to say. Just because people can understand, that doesn't mean they want to. If you write and speak clearly, people are more apt to understand you. I was really upset about the ebonics being taught in school. I cannot keep people from using slang in their personal lives, but if they write clearly in english, people now and in the future, will understand what they were trying to say. I think that in a school where reading, writing and speaking are taught, a test verifies that the student has mastered the material, which includes spelling and grammar. Accepting slang on tests is an ineffective way of confirming those skills. The whole idea degrades the purpose of school. Attending school and learning to speak and write prepares you for the business world where you are judged on the basis of how you communnicate. I hyope they are kidding, because if they are not, I will loose a lot of confidence about the future.

    52. Re:Are they kidding? by msobkow · · Score: 1

      I can't buy in to the easy answer of "laziness." I saw too many of my classmates genuinely struggle with material when I was in school.

      The big problem is the liberal attitude that the "self esteem" of a child is more important than their education. It breeds arrogant, self-centered, uncooperative personalities. By allowing kids with failing grades to move ahead, we take away the lesson that failure is embarassing and painful. Worse, those kids are now being exposed to class material they aren't prepared for, creating a downward grade spiral.

      Later in life that former kid gets reprimanded at work, maybe even fired. Instead of dealing with it gracefully, they "lose it" because they've never had to deal with failure before.

      What ticks me off most about this inane decision to allow text messaging short forms is that simply demonstrating you "know the material" isn't good enough for the real world. You have to be able to use and communicate ideas, and you can't do that when you can't even read and write properly.

      I look forward to the lawsuits in 4-5 years from former students claiming their education rights were short-changed, and that it was the school's fault they never learned to read and write. The schools in question will get nuked in court.

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    53. Re:Are they kidding? by HUADPE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the full command is [space]u[space] becoming [space]you[space], so unless I am typing the letter as its own word, it's just "u."

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    54. Re:Are they kidding? by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      If speaking and writing in a way that is usually considered to be proper actually makes you feel bad, then you probably have bigger problems than can be fixed with bad spelling and grammar.

      I just try to make my stuff seem right. I don't really care if it is. That's why I never bother trying to use the word "whom". Most people don't know when to use it, so I don't care if I use "who" when I should have used "whom".

    55. Re:Are they kidding? by matress · · Score: 1

      Sure there may be some people that get their NCEA through picking up rubbish or working in a group or whatever, but those people aren't really the kind of people who are going to go on to need calculus in their lives. For them, learning to apply for a benefit might actually be useful. For the student with promise, it's peer pressure that's going to encourage them to take on the "hard" subjects like maths and the sciences. I was in the first year of NCEA (in each of the levels, and scholarship), and even given the option of getting your qualifications without learning anything, most people at my (low decile college) chose to go the traditional route of English, science and maths. Not to mention that the universities all require 6th form/Year 12 NCEA level 2 English, and a passing mark in calc and stats to do a Maths or Comp Sci major for instance, there is certainly no chance that tomorrow's NZer is going to be an uneducated git.

      Despite the uproar about NCEA spurred on by the media, it's not nearly as bad as it's made out to be. It's certainly different from the old School Cert, but that alone doesn't make it bad.

    56. Re:Are they kidding? by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

      It's not just lazyness. For a part it might be, but it's also:

      - the desire for fast communication of people who cannot type at the great speeds we computer professionals can and find abbreviations or easier to type letter combinations,
      - the 160-character limitation for SMS text messages,
      - the desire to have slang and abbreviations not immediately or easily understood by parents, teachers and/or undesired peers

      and probably many more small factors I can't immediately think of. I believe that this use of language is fine as long as the abbreviations and slang can be reasonably understood. The ability to fill in some blanks from a context is a language skill as well, don't forget that.

    57. Re:Are they kidding? by stuuf · · Score: 1

      My favorite is having that happen upon copying a block of source code into an IM. Especially things like ofuscated perl one-liners, where some of the character sequences used for emoticons are part of normal syntax.

      There's aso tha case of sending an IM transcript with timestamps like "(21:42:18)" at the beginning of each line, and "8)" at the end of some timestamps turns into a picture.

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    58. Re:Are they kidding? by symbolic · · Score: 1

      I'll have to disagree...I'm not deriding them for using it, I'm deriding them because they've elected to substitute this "e-onics" English as the real thing.

    59. Re:Are they kidding? by TwoScoopsOfPig · · Score: 1

      You can see such things in the arts, as well. Modern art tends to be more about ideas than actually perfecting a technique. One need not have apprenticed or studied much art at all to produce a reasonable facsimile (to the untrained eye, of course) of, say, a Jackson Pollock or a Mark Rothko piece, whereas if you were to attempt to fool this same untrained eye into believing your painting on the wall is an original Raphael or Rubens, it would require quite a bit more effort.

      I'll stop being an opinionated art snob now.

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    60. Re:Are they kidding? by brownaroo · · Score: 1

      > The ability to detect humor by slashdot moderators has seriously suffered recently.
      > I've seen several posts modded as 5, Funny, that are mocking a parent poster's
      > ironic joke that the poster and the moderators did not get themselves. Either
      > that or the poster is purposely just sucking karma from the parent.

      Recently?

    61. Re:Are they kidding? by Meph_the_Balrog · · Score: 1

      I'll grant you your point, but as a counterpoint - There is a world of difference between flawless grammar and punctuation, and the whole "lolol kthxbye!!!!1111111eleventy" crap that is infecting society these days. There is some middle ground there somewhere, a place where the occasional misspelling or typo is politely overlooked, but where people don't totally and willfully mangle the language.

    62. Re:Are they kidding? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      The big problem is the liberal attitude that the "self esteem" of a child is more important than their education.

      Social promotion is definitlely a problem.

      It has fsck-all to do with the label "liberal", however, and dragging left-vs.-right politics into the matter serves only to muddy the water.

      By allowing kids with failing grades to move ahead, we take away the lesson that failure is embarassing and painful.

      Failure does not need to be embarassing. Indeed, in academic settings, it should not be; it's simply a mark that the material needs to be studied further, before progressing to the next level.

      The reason for failure may be poor teaching, poor study habits, a natural lack of talent or capacity in the field at hand, a confluence of unfortunate circumstances, whatever. Learn what needs to be learned about how to learn, and move on; shame accomplishes nothing.

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    63. Re:Are they kidding? by msobkow · · Score: 1

      I'm a Canadian. The political party that pushes such policies is named "The Liberal Party of Canada."

      It has nothing to do with the left-right US interpretation of the word.

      Shame is simply one of the negative reinforcements of life. Avoiding it is to claim some moral, intellectual, or physical superiority that protects you from ever making an error. Not to say that embarassment should stop you from learning from the mistake and moving forward -- that's the "dealing with failure" that kids aren't learning.

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    64. Re:Are they kidding? by foobsr · · Score: 1

      May I perhaps draw Basil Bernstein to your attention? Excuse me if you already knew.

      CC.

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    65. Re:Are they kidding? by foobsr · · Score: 1

      Ever tried to achieve 60 uncoded WPM on a cell-phone?

      CC.

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  2. Was there.... by leon.gandalf · · Score: 0

    a competition to find something worse than Ebonics to use as an approved teaching language? What next is 1337 going to be aproved for essays?

    1. Re:Was there.... by dapsychous · · Score: 2, Funny

      J00 h4V3 4 Pr0bl3m W17 l337? my h19h 5cH00L 1n5717u73d l337 7w0 y34rZ B3f0r3 3V3Ry0N3 3lZ3, 4nd 17 h45N'7 h4Mp3r3D MY 4B1L17Y 70 C0MMUn1C473 1n 4ny W4Y. 5Ur3, 17 w4Z d3B473d 0N 73h L0c4l n3WZ, 4nD 73H d3p4R7M3n7 0F 3DuC4710n H3Ld 155U3 W17 17, bU7 1 7ruly B3l13v3 7h47 4lL W3 l3375P33K3Rz r M0r3 5U173D pH0R 73H j0b M4Rk37 4Z 4 R35Ul7.

    2. Re:Was there.... by Thansal · · Score: 1

      I have spent WAY to much time playing FPS games, I can read that all fluently.

      And he sin't even making it all that hard

      j00 |-|4\/3 4 |*r0|3|_3m5 \/\/17 |33+?

      I am not going any further.

      Admitedly, learning leet does have a good purpose, you can make very secure passwords.

      1) Take a word you will remember
      2) Write it backwards/ROT13 or what ever you want
      3) Leet it ussing substitutions you personaly use, if they alow non alphanumeric chars, all the better
      4) ?????
      5) Profit?

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    3. Re:Was there.... by joe+155 · · Score: 1

      I too share your concern as a person who read that far easier than I would have hoped I could...
      Your idea for passwords in l33t doesn't seem that great, sure it might be moderately secure but it might be harder to remember than just having something like "-85,/" before a simple word as a password, the word is really easy to remember and that stuff before it shouldn't be too difficult. This makes it at least as hard to brute force (ie. nearly impossible) and saves a little on the remembering.

      Also, as a side note, "txt" speak is so much harder to read than l33t... at least l33t makes gramatical sense. Damn young 'uns

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    4. Re:Was there.... by Firehed · · Score: 1

      Well leetspeek isn't really that hard to understand when it's written that way, as the letter/number generally looks pretty close to what it's replacing. It's when you start with the phonetics and dropping vowels (ie, txtspk) that it actually gets hard to read - you can't just slightly cross your eyes and blur it back into what it was.

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    5. Re:Was there.... by x2A · · Score: 1

      40cCdrn1g 70 r5ch334rch 47 Cm4br1gd3 U1n3rv715y, 17 d305n'7 m7T43r 1n w4h7 0r3dr 7h3 l7T33r5 1n 4 wr0d 4r3, 7h3 0lny 1prm037n7 71hng 15 74h7 7h3 fr157 4nd l547 l7T33r b3 47 7h3 rgh17 pcl43. 7h3 r537 c4n b3 4 7047l m535 4nd y0u c4n 517ll r43d 17 w0u7h17 4 p0rb3lm. 71h5 15 bcu5343 7h3 hu4mn mn1d d305 n07 r43d 3rv3y l7373r 6y 157l3f, bu7 7h3 wr0d 45 4 wl0h3. :-D

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    6. Re:Was there.... by dapsychous · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dear Christ, I find myself greatly disturbed that I understood scrambled l337. I need to go outside more.

    7. Re:Was there.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ftancniisag.

    8. Re:Was there.... by Eternauta3k · · Score: 1

      Leetspeak is easier to read if you just sweep your eyes across the text... instead of picking the individual numbers and symbols, you'll see something similar to a letter. You'll probably miss omething, but you can guess by context.

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    9. Re:Was there.... by Thansal · · Score: 1

      this is actualy almost pure bull!

      The proof

      It is actualy a realyl interesting page to read, it is mostly just one person who came across the meme (as it really is just an internet meme) and did a little bit of rscreeah (research) into it.

      sad aint it....

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    10. Re:Was there.... by talon_262 · · Score: 1

      Brillant....too bad I don't have any mod points to give. Sad thing is, I understood every word you said ;)

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    11. Re:Was there.... by jibjibjib · · Score: 1

      I didn't even notice it was scrambled until i started consciously looking at the letters.

    12. Re:Was there.... by BruceCage · · Score: 1

      Though I believe the point the parent was making is that you're not actually reading 1337 at all, but only a couple of letters and that your brain fills in the "blanks" using context etc. As the variation of 1337 you're using still includes normal alphabetic letters this process is made easier, though other variations would also be decipherable.

      The human brain sure is powerful.

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  3. If they are letting text speak through... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 4, Funny

    what about l33t sp33k?

    t3h kn33 b0n3 15 c0nn3ct3d t0 teh th1g|-| b0n3!

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    1. Re:If they are letting text speak through... by HuDongQing · · Score: 1

      Can som1 pls trnslt the CONSTITUTION 4 me? democrcy is 4 evry1 2!!

    2. Re:If they are letting text speak through... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apologies to rinkworks.com.

      http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/dialectp.cgi?dial ect=hckr&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.usconstitution.net%2 Fconst.txt

      Or get your very own translator program and slashdot http://www.usconstitution.net/const.txt (apologies to them too). Yay!
      Or do like I did and search Google for the text of the constitution!

    3. Re:If they are letting text speak through... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If 7|-|3ir k|\|33 b0|\|3 i5 57i11 (0|\||\|3(73d 70 7|-|3ir 7|-|ig|-| b0|\|3, u'r3 0bvi0u51y |\|07 1337 3|\|0ug|-| y37. G37 b4(k 0|\|1i|\|3 4|\|d pr4(7i53 wi7|-| 7|-|47 r0(k37 14u|\|(|-|3r!

    4. Re:If they are letting text speak through... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      I don't know whether to read all that or just pass it into a perl interpreter!
      ps, I prefer the redeemer ;)

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  4. appropriate by Digitus1337 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    omfg

  5. New Zealand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moar leik 'new FAILland' amirite?

    1. Re:New Zealand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ur doin it rite. that is all.

  6. :P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I 4 1 wlcm our txtg ovrlrds ...and let the stupid texting jokes begin!

  7. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Given your views on the matter, CowboyNeal, have you suggested to Rob Malda that spelling matters and aids effective communication? He'll probably fire you on the spot.

  8. Does this mean... by shawnseat · · Score: 3, Funny

    that frst pst is worth +5, insightful in New Zealand?

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    1. Re:Does this mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No, but it might well be... in Soviet Russia!

  9. Indian Offshoring... by kisrael · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sometimes "text-speak" (surprised it's not "txt-spk") appears in odd places. Like 90% of the offshore folks from India I've interacted with, even in e-mail that was otherwise very professional and well written. Now some of these guys were bozos, but even for the ones that I knew were solid, smart workers...I just couldn't be sure if they even knew that "you" is not spelled "u"

    Is "The Artist Formerly Know As" popular over there? I blame him for all this in general.

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    1. Re:Indian Offshoring... by x2A · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why? I mean, I actually get quite surprised whenever I see someone on slashdot spell 'lose' correctly, and that's from english-as-first-language ppl.

      I'm quite picky with what I'll abreviate. You and for are such short words anyway, I think cutting down to 'u' and '4' is plain tacky, and makes you come across as being... well... somewhat cheap. But, as you can see, a six lettered word I don't mind so much, even on the internet, which is in fact where I picked that up, long before text messaging took off. Also, through and though have become thru and tho, but I do know the difference between thru and threw which I do see mixed up from time to time. Too and to are never 2, which should only mean two.

      So I guess I don't have a fundamental problem with it, as long as ambiguity isn't formed, it remains easy to read, and you draw yourself a line so u dont spk lyk vis al du tym.

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    2. Re:Indian Offshoring... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      You mean Prince?

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    3. Re:Indian Offshoring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know what you mean. I belong to the generation that came up with this stuff, and the reason it exists is simple economics. Now this is moving into places that it wasn't ment for. I can understand it if you send me a one or two line email that is filled with all kinds of shorthands (short and simple). BUT don't send me a 2-3 paragraph email where it looks like a simple replace was done to certain words and the vowels were taken out.

      And business/formal emails... GOD, they are called BUSINESS/FORMAL emails!

      I can also understand some poor grammer here and there, but incorrect spelling on purpose; it isn't "cool" or "techie" like many believe. It was cool the first one or two years it came out, but now like everything else, just retarded when used improperly.

    4. Re:Indian Offshoring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umh, how about "ppl"? :D

    5. Re:Indian Offshoring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're trying to fit into American pop culture. Or something. Well, I know that Indian workers are definitely not the only ones succumbing to this; plenty of American workers do too.

    6. Re:Indian Offshoring... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I just couldn't be sure if they even knew that "you" is not spelled "u"
      I've seen the same from Indian, Malaysian and Chinese IT professionals, and given the level of their English, they must have known that "you" is spelled "y-o-u-".

      Some of the Indians I work with get training in dealing with western cultures, i.e. western management style, conflict resolution with Westerners, and English colloquialisms. My guess is that the quality of such trainings vary... some people, always from the same one or two companies, put the oddest colloqualisms in their emails. They are technically correct, but they just look out of place in business communication. Writing "u" instead of "you" is just one of those things.
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    7. Re:Indian Offshoring... by udippel · · Score: 1
      Why? I mean, I actually get quite surprised whenever I see someone on slashdot spell 'lose' correctly, and that's from english-as-first-language ppl.

      This is f***ing arrogant. /. isn't reserved for native English speakers; though your 'whenever I see someone' implies everyone was just that.
      You're right, and at times I wonder if the non-english-as-first-language ppl were not better in grammar than the natives ?
      With the help of the Kiwis, the latter will become a reality for future generations.

    8. Re:Indian Offshoring... by x2A · · Score: 1

      I already pointed that out myself, as I said "But, as you can see, a six lettered word I don't mind so much"

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    9. Re:Indian Offshoring... by x2A · · Score: 1

      "This is f***ing arrogant"

      That is so f***ing presumptuous. In my experience, it is native english speakers that make that mistake the most, including people I know *personally*. This is why I said I was talking about native speakers, because I *wouldn't* be so arrogant as to include second language speakers in such a comment.

      "You're right"

      Thank you ;-)

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    10. Re:Indian Offshoring... by udippel · · Score: 1
      In my experience, it is native english speakers that make that mistake the most, including people I know *personally*.

      Meaning, that we agree. A rare occasion on Slashdot.

    11. Re:Indian Offshoring... by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      You mean Prince?


      No, not Prince... you know, thingy. I'd tell you his new name, but the Unicode character set hasn't been updated to support him yet.

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    12. Re:Indian Offshoring... by x2A · · Score: 1

      "Meaning, that we agree"

      No we don't!!! ;-)

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    13. Re:Indian Offshoring... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      No, you mean Prince. Your pop-culture information is outdated. :)

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    14. Re:Indian Offshoring... by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      On May 16, 2000, Prince ceased using the "" moniker and returned to using "Prince" again


      Six years out of date, even. I guess I really am out of touch :^)

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    15. Re:Indian Offshoring... by alphaseven · · Score: 1
      They are technically correct, but they just look out of place in business communication. Writing "u" instead of "you" is just one of those things.

      Tell me about it, I got this external USB drive and I was looking at the instructions and I'm not sure what "u can whop the USBcable from the USB port" means... External USB hard disk manual.

    16. Re:Indian Offshoring... by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Of course, if you just use "Prince" by itself, one can't tell whether you perhaps just didn't notice Prince's monikerial progression. For completeness, it is recommended that he be referred to as in the following example:

          "The artist once known by an unpronounceable glyph, known also as The Artist, formerly known as The Artist formerly known as Prince, formerly known as Prince, now known again as Prince, released a new album today. As usual, it sucks."

    17. Re:Indian Offshoring... by stunt_penguin · · Score: 1

      My attempt at the old thingy goes something like O|-->

      It would have been scary to see that thing popping up on unicode.

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    18. Re:Indian Offshoring... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      I wonder if the non-english-as-first-language ppl were not better in grammar than the natives?

      This is true in a lot of languages, in my experience. In general, people learning a foreign language receive much more formal grammar teaching than those learning their own language. At my school (in the UK), about the only formal English-grammar teaching I received was in Latin lessons.

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    19. Re:Indian Offshoring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>"Meaning, that we agree"

      >No we don't!!! ;-)

      True.

    20. Re:Indian Offshoring... by jcr · · Score: 1

      I just couldn't be sure if they even knew that "you" is not spelled "u"

      I'm sure they do. English is one subject that Indian schools are quite good at teaching.

      -jcr

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    21. Re:Indian Offshoring... by jcr · · Score: 1

      This is f***ing arrogant.

      You misspelled "fucking".

      -jcr

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    22. Re:Indian Offshoring... by kisrael · · Score: 1

      Well, I purposefully left it blank... I was thinking "The Arist Formerly Known as [unpronouncable symbol]", I knew he had dropped it, but wasn't sure if he went back to "Prince" or something else.

      Actually I was kind of annoyed by his use of "4 u" etc, though a friend of mine claims it was a transcription of how he writes lyrics, where he might right "u" for regular emphasis, and "you" when the word should be sung more strongly.

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    23. Re:Indian Offshoring... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      If that's how you go about agreeing with people, I wouldn't want to see what happens when you think they're wrong.

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    24. Re:Indian Offshoring... by ameoba · · Score: 1
      Here's an actual email I got the other day :

      HI ,
              This is Asok from IndoSlave corp.We are hiring people and we
        will file H1s .We wil provide u people Guest house and food.Wehave alsmost 300 consultents alover the
        US.If you are intrested pl send me your resume,contact number and
        pay rate,
      Pl chk www.indoslave.com.
      ...very professional.
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    25. Re:Indian Offshoring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm quite picky with what I'll abreviate.
      Nicely done, you saved a "b" there. Much more concise!
    26. Re:Indian Offshoring... by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Not in New Zealand.

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    27. Re:Indian Offshoring... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Don't you mean "nu Zland"?

      -jcr

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    28. Re:Indian Offshoring... by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      F*** you. F*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f*** f***! Once again, f***!

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    29. Re:Indian Offshoring... by fatmal · · Score: 1

      some people, always from the same one or two companies, put the oddest colloqualisms in their emails.

      I've noticed exactly the same thing - Satyam staff always seem to put 'Please do the needful' at the end of every email in which they are asking for action/information. I've never figured out exactly where they got that from - probably their CEO!

    30. Re:Indian Offshoring... by udippel · · Score: 1
      I wonder if the non-english-as-first-language ppl were not better in grammar than the natives ?

      In my experience, it is native english speakers that make that mistake the most, including people I know *personally*.

      If these were not in agreement, there is no agreement. But of course, we are on Slashdot, and not here to agree. ;)

    31. Re:Indian Offshoring... by FinalMidnight · · Score: 1

      Text Abbreviation has the implication: "My slight convenience (laziness) is much more important than your ability to understand me." It is inherently self centered and fundamentally lazy. Typing an extra twelve or fifteen letters over a whole text message isn't much of an inconvenience.

      We have enough trouble with people misunderstanding perfectly well formed and coherent text communications as it is.

      FinalMidnight.

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    32. Re:Indian Offshoring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was listening to a podcast about a report comissioned by Motorola about societial trends with 3G phones. Apparently, in Russia, using the Cryllic alphabet for your text message instead of the Latin one carries with it a connitation that 'you're important enough to me that I used the harder alphabet to type this in.' Thus, copping out and using the latin one is frowned upon.

      (Cryllic is apparently more difficult to type on a phone and is definitly more expensive to send; as it is sent using UCS-2 instead of ASCII, limiting you to 80 characters per text instead of the usual 160)

      I'm in Auckland, New Zealand. I get texts from one asian woman (english isn't her first language). I'm not entirely sure she knows that "you're" isn't really spelled "UR". Worse, I have to translate "wil ur be free to call me?" making me wonder if she knows it's you, not you're!

    33. Re:Indian Offshoring... by zsau · · Score: 1

      but I do know the difference between thru and threw which I do see mixed up from time to time.

      Ironically, for the people who still distinguish 'threw' and 'through'--and I think there's still a few left in the English west country--'threw' and 'thru' would be pronounced the same (something like 'thriw', with that iieeeewww of disgust but shorter and more speechlike), and 'through' is different (throo, the same as most people say it). For my part, although I've adopted 'tho' in informal writing, I leave 'thru' for the 'Drive Thru'. And apparently I haven't adopted 'altho' either...

      (I realise you're just following a convention and aren't criticising you, just observing...)

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    34. Re:Indian Offshoring... by Cecil · · Score: 1

      Asok? From "IndoSlave Corp"? Are you sure it's not some kind of Dilbert joke?

    35. Re:Indian Offshoring... by mpweasel · · Score: 1

      And I've seen plenty of natural-born, good ol', red-blooded Americans (ab)use the corporate messaging system so badly with txt-speak as to give me the impression that they have outsourced their jobs to 11 year old AOL script kiddies.

      Where is their cultural training?

      I'm a naturalized citizen myself, so I take a little bit of offense at "those aliens" comments.

    36. Re:Indian Offshoring... by ameoba · · Score: 1

      Changed the names...

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  10. monkey phonics STILL not recognized by marklar1 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I guess the monkey phonics thing never reallly caught on there...oh when will the descrimination end?

    1. Re:monkey phonics STILL not recognized by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      What does George Bush's syntax have to do with anything?

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  11. The nature of language by herczy · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    The nature of language is that you must maintain it in order to prevent it from devolving. You must be carefull to separate the jargon from the main language. If we say LOL out loud, it would definitely mean some sort of devolvation.

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    1. Re:The nature of language by LouisZepher · · Score: 2, Funny

      "...some sort of devolvation..."

      No results found for devolation ...

      It looks like it's already devolving now.

    2. Re:The nature of language by joto · · Score: 5, Funny

      That's simply because "devolvation" is not dictionarified yet. But you comprehense it anyway.

    3. Re:The nature of language by herczy · · Score: 1

      Sorry for my grammar (I'm Hungarian, best excuse ever), but I think I made with it my point. :-)

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    4. Re:The nature of language by kemichail · · Score: 1

      I weep as I type this but I suspect you haven't been on voicechat during a world of warcraft raid....

      Because they do, they do say it, they actually say LOL out loud...

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    5. Re:The nature of language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actully, a retard druid in our WoW guild insists on saying "LOL" on VT. I can live with the PURRRR and ROARRRR on VT, but a druid saying LOL, please...

    6. Re:The nature of language by pizzach · · Score: 1

      I remember my brother said LOL once not too long back. I then had the sudden inexplicable urge to punch him.

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    7. Re:The nature of language by wkitchen · · Score: 3, Funny
      If we say LOL out loud,
      Let me guess. You're from the DOR Department, right?
    8. Re:The nature of language by nutshell42 · · Score: 1
      The nature of language is that you must maintain it in order to prevent it from devolving. You must be carefull to separate the jargon from the main language. If we say LOL out loud, it would definitely mean some sort of devolvation.

      According to what metric would adding a new word to a language be some kind of devolution? Noone forces you to use it and it doesn't reduce your ability to express yourself with existing words. This is like France's crusade against the word "computer" and it makes even less sense for English because half the language's derived from French or directly from Latin.

      Using "literally" when you mean "figuratively" is what I'd call devolution because you rob the language of an easy way of saying "literally" just to add one more possibility to the myriad of existing ones to express that you don't really mean what you're saying.

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    9. Re:The nature of language by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      Please funnymod parpost.

    10. Re:The nature of language by herczy · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying that it's a bad thing to include LOL or other text-speak word into the "core language," but it's too early to say that it will do any good or bad to it. A little time is needed. But it's your language, do what you want to do with it.

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    11. Re:The nature of language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard lawl, gee gee, pawn, a eff kay, bee are bee, and every other bit of text speek on voicechat. I didn't mind that so much, it's just part of the culture - but the day I realized I'd become a cranky old man was the day I started getting a serious urge to haul off and smack the crap out of people who type "ne1", "u", "r", "ppl", or "2".

    12. Re:The nature of language by marian_ivanco · · Score: 1

      I think You are wrong, the nature of language is the fact that it is used by people to communicate if they understand each other thats fine. They will create the best language.

    13. Re:The nature of language by RsG · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What's so funny about the parent? Those are all perfectly cromulant words!

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    14. Re:The nature of language by BeerCat · · Score: 1

      Anyone who says "LOL" is probably the kind of person who has heard of humour, and knows when things are meant to be funny, but isn't able to laugh.

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    15. Re:The nature of language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be okay if it were a rogue?

    16. Re:The nature of language by Guppy06 · · Score: 1
      "The nature of language is that you must maintain it in order to prevent it from devolving."

      Whan that Aprill, with his shoures soote
      The droghte of March hath perced to the roote
      And bathed every veyne in swich licour,
      Of which vertu engendred is the flour;
      You'd best get busy, especially since you've picked like the worst language to try to defend as such; between the lingual exchanges that came about from the British Empire and immigration into the US, you've got your work cut out for you to get us all back to Middle English. And then you can start working on that pesky Norman influence to get us back to Old English, e. g.

      Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum,
      eodcyninga, rym gefrunon,
      hu ða æelingas ellen fremedon.
      Best of luck to ya!

      (There is no "right" or "wrong" about lingual evolution. If it works, it sticks. If it doesn't, it fails. Learn to cope with that before you burst a vessel, because you'd be hard-pressed to get us alll back to the language of Shakespeare.)
    17. Re:The nature of language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr President, it's an honor to have you post with us on Slashdot!

    18. Re:The nature of language by JoshJ · · Score: 1

      "The nature of language is that you must maintain it in order to prevent it from devolving. You must be carefull to separate the jargon from the main language. If we say LOL out loud, it would definitely mean some sort of devolvation."

      Wouldn't that be LOLOL?
      http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=2 0020929

    19. Re:The nature of language by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      A few people I know (myself included) say 'LOL' to signify something that we have recognised as an attempt at humour, but which isn't funny. It is usually said in a heavily sarcastic tone.

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    20. Re:The nature of language by alienmole · · Score: 1

      You're clearly European. In America, they dictionarize words. Dictionarify sounds totally gay... or worse, French.

    21. Re:The nature of language by rjstanford · · Score: 3, Funny
      Sorry for my grammar (I'm Hungarian, best excuse ever), but I think I made with it my point. :-)


      If you're using Hungarian as an excuse, shouldn't that read:

      advSorry prpFor prnMy nGrammar ... emtcn:-)
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    22. Re:The nature of language by alienmole · · Score: 1

      I don't know anything about Hungarian, but English is Borg-like: it absorbs just about anything. (Although I personally draw the line at devolvation!)

      I suspect the only real constraint is that the language doesn't change so fast that it leaves older speakers completely unable to communicate with younger ones. But if you consider that e.g. British, American, Australian, and South African English speakers are all able to communicate quite effectively with each other without resorting to pidgin, there doesn't seem much danger of that.

    23. Re:The nature of language by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      cromu LENT... motha fucka

    24. Re:The nature of language by WilliamSChips · · Score: 1

      We have records of the Battle of Hastings where the French destroyed the old English. :)

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    25. Re:The nature of language by Aidski · · Score: 1

      English is derived from Norman, when the Normans occupied the British Isle. This is well before anything resembling the nation of English existed. I don't doubt that English has since influenced French (being an engineer, linquistics isn't my strong point), but old versions of French came before old English

    26. Re:The nature of language by LouisZepher · · Score: 1

      Nothing to apologize for. Your English is better than most people I know.

    27. Re:The nature of language by B.D.Mills · · Score: 1
      The nature of language is that you must maintain it in order to prevent it from devolving.
      Nobody maintains the English language. The English language is one of the few major languages that lacks a central regulatory body. If the English Language actually had a body maintaining it, we would not still be spelling words as they were pronounced in the 14th century: "eight", "laughter", "knight"; we would not have a language burdened with unnecessary silent letters: "give", "debt", "island", "answer", "ptarmigan", "friend"; and we would not have an orthography that does not respell assimilated foreign words: "café", "shiitake", "spaghetti", "llama".

      Many people have trouble reading and writing in English, but to some extent that is the fault of the language, not the people. Such people would have fewer problems with the written English language if the above words were spelt more regularly as "eit", "lafter", "nite", "giv", "det", "iland", "anser", "tarmigan", "frend", "cafay", "shitaki", "spagetti", "lama".
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  12. I'm growing increasingly concerned.... by TomHandy · · Score: 3, Insightful
    That a generation or two from now, the entire English language is going to primarily be reduced to textspeak and leetspeak or something.

    One thing that would give me hope though is that textspeak is really only required right now because with so many modern phones, text input is still cumbersome, so it is a necessity. Seemingly when new technologies come into place which would make text entry more efficient (maybe better predictive text input, speech-to-text built into phones, etc.) textspeak won't even be needed.

    At least that's what I hope for.

    1. Re:I'm growing increasingly concerned.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:I'm growing increasingly concerned.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't say that it is so much a case of cumbersome UI as simply trying to save money, especially for people like me on 'pay-as-you-o' plans. If you can send just one message in 'txt' instead of three in plaintext, I'm sure the choice is obvious.

    3. Re:I'm growing increasingly concerned.... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      That a generation or two from now, the entire English language is going to primarily be reduced to textspeak and leetspeak or something.

      Nah, every generation has their own version of slang. Textspeak and l33tspeak are just a written version of slang so that teenagers can feel unique from their parents (along with wacky fashions, wacky hair color, etc). When people grow up, they typically abandon it, feel embarrassed, and grow annoyed at the new generation. :)

      The good thing about these abbreviations is that it makes an easy way to identify potential employees to reject, heh.

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    4. Re:I'm growing increasingly concerned.... by Randseed · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'll admit that I don't fully understand this. I'm far from one of those ridiculously fast texters on the cell phone. I do send a fair number of text messages. Only very rarely will I let bad text prediction through without taking a second to correct it, and I have never sent a text message in "text speak." It would probably take me just as long to use "text speak" as it would to do it correctly.

    5. Re:I'm growing increasingly concerned.... by Retief-CDT · · Score: 0

      Speech to text on a phone. Here is a revolutionary thought - speech to hearing. You could talk in to the phone and the person on the other end could hear you. Must patent immediately.

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    6. Re:I'm growing increasingly concerned.... by fltsimbuff · · Score: 1

      Some of the components of "leet" or "text" speak could be a good thing. Consider that languages usually do evolve over time. If we can express ideas and thoughts using less space and effort, isn't that a good thing? As long as it does not introduce ambiguity, it may be a more efficient way to communicate. Will future generations really miss the extra letters? Books would get smaller without being abridged, and people may even be able to read more in the same amount of time.

      Remember that not all of these shortened versions of common words break the rules of the english language. For example, if thrue were used in place of through, you save on letters and still end up with a properly formed word, pronounced the same way.

      It would be an interesting project for someone to transform English words (within the rules) to see how much space could be saved.

    7. Re:I'm growing increasingly concerned.... by TomHandy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, as I was reading your response, the increasingly common shortening of "through" to "thru" came to mind.

    8. Re:I'm growing increasingly concerned.... by fltsimbuff · · Score: 1

      I was going to use "thru" instead of "thrue", however (correct me if I am wrong) that would probably break the present English language rules by not resulting in a "long u" sound. A weird alternative might be "thruu."

    9. Re:I'm growing increasingly concerned.... by TomHandy · · Score: 1

      I imagine "thru" breaks all sorts of rules, but that seems to be the one that has come into popular use. I think it became popular in road signs as a way to shorten throughway to thruway, and somehow that led to "thru" by itself becoming a popular replacement for through.

    10. Re:I'm growing increasingly concerned.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      textspeak is really only required right now because with so many modern phones, text input is still cumbersome, so it is a necessity

      While that and the speed of entry are part of it, I think another major point is that text messages are limited to 160 characters. Thus writing in text speak reduces the average number of characters per word, allowing more information to be communicated per message.

      Even if text input were not cumbersome as you suggest, it would barely have an impact on the use of text speak. Until the number of characters per message increases significantly, text speak is here to stay.

  13. IOW by Hope+Thelps · · Score: 1

    In illiterate New Zealand, exm brd mipsells U!

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    1. Re:IOW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q 2, Shksprian quotes.

      2 b r nt 2 b, dat is de q. weder tis mre nbl in de mnd 2 sufr de slngs n arrows of outrageous frtun, r 2 tk arm gainst a c of trbls nd by opposing end em

    2. Re:IOW by Alaria+Phrozen · · Score: 1

      Somebody should pay an undergrad $5k over the summer to figure out why some of those words you were able to compress very well, and others you were completely unable.

  14. In some ways, it is not that new by happyrabit · · Score: 0, Redundant

    We could use abbreviated words on our exams before mobiles sms where common, it where the kind of abbreviations we used to note quickly what the professor told us in class, but it was probably less worse than actual text-speech of the younger generations :) Our abbreviated words where mostly the first and last letter with a line drawn uppon it, and those where allowed by the professors.
    I want give any concrete examples as it was not in English, but in more mathematical courses we could write // instead of parallelism.
    So it is not that new, but there are surely more 'abbreviated' words now.
    But then again, I do not think it is that good for the students, and it want do them any good in their later professional life where communication skills are very important.

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    1. Re:In some ways, it is not that new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you have described is standard notation. In math and science there is a lot of it. In fact you cannot properly describe things without it. Take for example capital sigma representing summation. That would be particularly difficult to write out everytime you needed to describe a sum. I think you should realize where notation is an agreed upon standard for writing things whereas text-speak isn't.

      and it want do them any good in their later professional life where communication skills are very important.

      Yes, you are correct. But, it's absolutely necessary to learn notation that in order to work properly with professionals.

    2. Re:In some ways, it is not that new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm not a Grammar/Spelling/"General Use of English" Nazi.

      But "less worse", "where" instead of "were", "want" instead of "won't" - please don't comment on others use of a language you barely have hold on yourself.

    3. Re:In some ways, it is not that new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're right about some of the notation being the proper ways to express things: sigma, etc. However, from my math/physics studies,
      I remember other accepted terms such as b/c, w.r.t (with respect to), and I think a triangle for 'therefore', although that might be more of what you're talking about since I think it was derived from math proof-speak.

    4. Re:In some ways, it is not that new by Thansal · · Score: 1

      the triangle is standard, w.r.t I THINK is also standard, b/c I am not so sure of, though it might be. (b/c is common for proffs who are putting something up on a blackboard).

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    5. Re:In some ways, it is not that new by happyrabit · · Score: 1

      Most of the people living on this planet do not have English as mother tongue, and I did not said my English was perfect, nor that it was my language. So I do esteem I can give my opinion about an issue that is not only about the "English" language use, but is valid for all languages used on this planet.

      But i do feel sorry for your short-sightedness

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    6. Re:In some ways, it is not that new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please don't comment on others use of a language you barely have hold on yourself.
      Oh, the sweet, sweet taste of irony.

  15. Plain inaccurate by mscnln · · Score: 5, Informative

    Bali Haque, deputy chief executive of the authority, said there had been no change to guidelines and there was no specific policy about text language. However, he warned: "If people are expecting they can come up with an exam script full of text and pass, then they're dreaming. http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1 &ObjectID=10410066

    1. Re:Plain inaccurate by SRain315 · · Score: 1

      This was covered in plenty of detail yesterday morning on Language Log. See this post.
      It's just like Snopes is for urban legends. If you see a funny language article, check Language Log first.

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    2. Re:Plain inaccurate by 26199 · · Score: 1

      That's what I suspected... it's always been the case that you're marked on what you're able to demonstrate that you know. If text speak demonstrates the required knowledge/understanding, that's fine.

      It seems unlikely that it would work in an English exam, obviously. You'd lose marks for spelling/grammar, even if it's technically possible to get the marks for understanding.

      It's quite similar to the fact that I can get away with having atrocious handwriting as long as it's good enough to be understood. Something which I'm quite thankful for, incidentally.

  16. The obvious solution is... by Channard · · Score: 1

    .. to let teachers set assigments and mark in text speak too. Let's see parents try doing their homework for their kids when they can't understand a damn word of it. In other words 'U FL GO STR8 2 MACCYDS'

  17. WTF? by GillBates0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    ORLY WTF?

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    1. Re:WTF? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YA RLY

      NO WAI?

      WAI

  18. The meaning behind "Credit will be given"? by malkavian · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That could hide many things. After all, understanding the subject isn't the whole of the mark. Communicating it also carries a non-trivial mark.
    If the examiner can't correctly work out what the writer is trying to say, then marks will be lost. Presentation also carries a portion of the mark in most subjects, and using txt spk will almost certainly lose that.
    So, it's basically allowing people to use txt spk, and actually have a non-zero mark (credit given for the understanding of the subject where it's communicated successfully), but in all probability, they won't be garnering the kind of mark they would otherwise be achieving if they used correct English.
    It's possibly the kind of discrepancy that would make the difference between a fail and an average pass mark (depending on how obfuscated the text was by using txt spk).

  19. What's wrong with his post? by Jawood · · Score: 1
    Proper spelling and grammar are unnatural constructs foisted upon the world by upper class tits that needed another way to make themselves feel special.

    I looked at that sentence a few times and even looked some things up in "A Writer's Reference", Third Edition, by Diana Hacker. I don't see what the problem is with his grammar or spelling.

    What is it?

    And no, I'm not trying to slam you or anything; I am always trying to learn how to write and speak better.

    1. Re:What's wrong with his post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OP meant that the GP condoned proper grammar and spelling by using it.

    2. Re:What's wrong with his post? by jawtheshark · · Score: 5, Funny

      You spelling and grammar knowlegde is perfectly fine, as far as I can tell (I'm a non english speaker though). On the other hand, you have serious problems with comprehension.

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    3. Re:What's wrong with his post? by pixr99 · · Score: 2, Informative

      There's nothing wrong with it. That's the point. It's an eloquently constructed commentary debunking proper writing. It ought to be modded funny.

    4. Re:What's wrong with his post? by thrillseeker · · Score: 5, Funny

      On the other hand, you have serious problems with comprehension.

      What?

    5. Re:What's wrong with his post? by kayditty · · Score: 5, Funny
      Sure there is.
      Proper spelling and grammar are unnatural constructs foisted upon the world by upper class tits that needed another way to make themselves feel special.
      Proper spelling and grammar are unnatural constructs which were foisted upon the world by upper class tits who needed another way to make themselves feel special.

      I fixed it for you guys.
    6. Re:What's wrong with his post? by Joebert · · Score: 1
      Proper spelling and grammar are unnatural constructs which were foisted upon the world by upper class tits who needed another way to make themselves feel special.

      pwer 2 da ppl kll y t

      I fixed it for everyone else.
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    7. Re:What's wrong with his post? by shellbeach · · Score: 1
      I looked at that sentence a few times and even looked some things up in "A Writer's Reference", Third Edition, by Diana Hacker. I don't see what the problem is with his grammar or spelling.

      That was the point! The parent was merely pointing out the irony in using correct spelling and grammar to attack the use of correct spelling and grammar ...

      Incidentally, AFAICT, grammar isn't at issue here - it's only the spelling/abbreviation of words and phrases. I guess the problem is that language is defined by popular use - and at present there are these young whipper-snappers who feel completely happy reading "c u l8er m8", and relatively old farts like myself who have to translate something like that back to English in my head ... In other words, modern spelling is now a dichotomy, divided down the generation line. (Curiously, the advantage of using text-speak (relative speed) has disappeared with T9 - but these little squirts still seem to think it's cool or something to write illegible rubbish ... probably simply because it does distinguish them from their elders :)

      Actually, there's another issue here: the use of language that your target audience understands. I'll happily use abbreviations of phrases when posting on /. or emailing/texting my friends, but I certainly wouldn't use them when writing an academic article, since a lot of the intended audience wouldn't understand. That same principle should apply when writing school exam papers - after all, if the marker has to translate your writing in order to comprehend it, that isn't going to improve your grade!

      I say, get the little bastards spelling properly. But then, it's only New Zealand - and I can never understand what Kiwis are saying at the best of times ... :)
    8. Re:What's wrong with his post? by CoeurYggdrasil · · Score: 1

      You know you're a grammar nazi when, you create a Slashdot account just to post this:

      Actually, the original sentence was correct. If the clause "foisted upon the world by upper class tits that needed another way to make themselves feel special" is treated as a restrictive appositive, then it's correct, even without a comma. The "corrected" sentence is almost correct; the use of "which" as a relative pronoun indicates the dependent clause is non-restrictive, which generally requires a comma (as used in this sentence). Replacing "which" with "that" would make it restrictive, forgoing the need for a comma and retaining the original intent of the author.

  20. Which subject? by vadim_t · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Text speak in an English exam of course should result in failing it. On the other hand, I think bad grammar and spelling should be ignored on a math or a chemistry exam, so long the answer is understandable.

    1. Re:Which subject? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      I disagree that the problem should be ignored. If the grammar and spelling is actually bad, rather than just an occasional error the problem should be brought to the writer's attention, and perhaps the student should be referred for some additional help.

    2. Re:Which subject? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point of English is to teach proper grammar and Spelling and so that should be a fail or pass type of thing. For Science or Math, I agree, it should and from personal experience IS ignored on both course assignments and exams, as long as it's understandable. I've used Acronyms in Science essays and as long as I provide an index of acronyms my science teachers have not said a thing. In fact they were the one to suggest it in the first place to reduce keystrokes.

    3. Re:Which subject? by msromike · · Score: 1

      How would a graduate mathemtician communicate with a chemist, via let's say a professional journal, if she didn't know how to write in standard English? I can see it now, the cover article ofr the January 2025 Scientific American will start with, "got kewl idea 4 u 2 scope."

    4. Re:Which subject? by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Text speak in an English exam of course should result in failing it. On the other hand, I think bad grammar and spelling should be ignored on a math or a chemistry exam, so long the answer is understandable.

      Really? Why? Are mathematicians and chemists not required to communicate? I can understand, perhaps, allowing a little more leeway, given that it is not specifically the subject being tested, but ultimately spelling and grammar matters. A large part of mathematics is being able to clearly communicate your reasoning to other people. Now mathematics does provide its own language and symbols to do a lot of that communication, however as someone who grades math papers, I am as sensitive to misuse of mathematical symbols as I am to misspelling and poor grammar, and I will mark people down for either if it is consistently poor (I will tolerate occasional mistakes). Any ambiguity introduced undermines the entire mathematical argument. Whether it "can be understood" is not enough - markers should not be required to try and figure out what a student meant: what they mean should be immediately clear, and that is an important part of the subject.
    5. Re:Which subject? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On the other hand, I think bad grammar and spelling should be ignored on a math or a chemistry exam, so long the answer is understandable.

      A common misconception: as Locutus of Borg put it, "A narrow vision." The belief that only those fields which predominantly deal with written language should be required to exercise it properly is in error. Seriously in error, and the widespread adoption of this mistake is costing us dearly.

      The reality for people of all walks of life, whether they be physicist, mathematician, songwriter, janitor, engineer, lawyer, sales clerk ... virtually any career path but that of beach bum, is that they will be required to communicate with other individuals and groups. More to the point, they will be required to do it on paper (or some reasonable facsimile of same.) It may simply be knowing how to pen a solid business letter, a proposal, a poem, a love letter, tech manual, or any of the thousands of other pieces of written communication that human beings generate by the trillions on a daily basis. We all need to write, and how well we write has a definite, quantifiable effect upon our well-being, upon our ability to achieve our personal goals, and helps to define how we are perceived by our peers (and our superiors.)

      You cannot be a true professional in most areas of human endeavor if you cannot communicate, and everyone, no matter how low or how high, benefits from knowing how to write. It is a comfortable falsehood that only professions such as writer or journalist need to have a good command of langauge. I've known many engineers with poor verbal skills: some became engineers because of a mistaken belief that they wouldn't need such abilities in a purely technical field. You can imagine the shock and disillusionment (if not panic) when they were first asked to write a fifty-page proposal. Again, reality must intrude upon fantasy ... those who cannot communicate well are limited in what they will be allowed to achieve. Any school which graduates students that cannot write has done them a lifelong disservice.

      I've seen the results of such educational policies before. I have an ex-girlfriend who was (maybe still is, I don't know, it's been about fifteen years) a college English instructor. A good one, I might add, in spite of her other failings. In any event, at the time she taught first-year English at a local community college, and would often bring papers home to grade. I was positively astounded at the number of incoming students that literally could not write in full sentences, not if their very lives depended upon it. Fully half of the kids she tested had somehow made it through grade school and high school without achieving basic literacy, and regardless of their native intelligence were simply not ready for college-level coursework.

      As an example of how far we have fallen in the past century or two, I found it illuminating to read the letters that American infantrymen sent home to their families during the old Indian campaigns. These were boys, often only in their teens, mere footsoldiers, and yet the quality of their writing was substantially greater than what most college graduates are capable of in our time. Some of those letters were pure prose, and the emotional impact was significant. That's because they were taught well, and held to a standard, a standard that has been flagging for the past century or more.

      I admit, writing extremely well requires talent in addition to training. The likes of a Shakespeare are rare indeed in any century. But mere competence in one's native language is a skill that can be acquired by virtually everyone, and it is one that is best acquired early. Yes, it is complicated and there are many who, for many reasons, may find it tough going. But it is no less worthwhile for being difficult.

      Oh, and before someone brings up the number of successful corporate executives that are functional illiterates and require an intelligent secretary to handle their correspondence, let me point out that these people are not members of the same species as the rest of us, and are judged by different standards.

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    6. Re:Which subject? by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Not everyone, or even very many, who take a math class become mathematicians. You do know this, right? And even if they do, that still doesn't change the fact that the place to learn "proper" English is English class.

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    7. Re:Which subject? by Nasarius · · Score: 1

      Amen, sir. Last time I checked, the ACS doesn't accept papers written in text-speak, and anyone handing in a lab report or exam written in such language would be treated like the morons they clearly are.

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    8. Re:Which subject? by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      As an example of how far we have fallen in the past century or two, I found it illuminating to read the letters that American infantrymen sent home to their families during the old Indian campaigns. These were boys, often only in their teens, mere footsoldiers, and yet the quality of their writing was substantially greater than what most college graduates are capable of in our time. Some of those letters were pure prose, and the emotional impact was significant. That's because they were taught well, and held to a standard, a standard that has been flagging for the past century or more.

            While I agree with the vast majority of your post (both spirit and content), I was actually shocked at how poor was the writing of those (including officers) in the Lewis and Clark expedition. The spelling and grammar were almost uniformly atrocious. It could not be excused by the differing backgrounds of the explorers: not only were the writings pretty poor by any standards; nor were they consistent between the men; but the individuals' writings were self-inconsistent.
            Perhaps the education of the soldiers was vastly better (or more standard) sixty and eighty years after L & C.

    9. Re:Which subject? by srblackbird · · Score: 1

      do not punish those who do not spell correctly. instead reward those who which do.

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    10. Re:Which subject? by fishbot · · Score: 1

      "if they do, that still doesn't change the fact that the place to learn "proper" English is English class."

      The place to learn proper English is in an English class, but the place to make use of it is in all the other classes. You do realise that not everyone who takes an English class becomes an author, don't you?

    11. Re:Which subject? by Krakhan · · Score: 1

      In my experience, it is true in the math and science courses that for the most part some minor spelling and grammatical errors you make are ignored.

      However, when I did some documentation for some of my CS classes, they did mention that they would deduct marks for poorly written or incomprehensible writing. This is more or less the same true for my Pure Math courses, where pretty much in any proof you do, most of it is written with the english itself for the most part, with the usual amount of standard conventions used as well. In some cases as well, unreadable assignments aren't marked at all. So it's in a person's best interest to do just write in standard english, since it's just much more immediately understandable than IM-speak.

      I do agree using acronyms in an essay are fine as long as you define the full form before using them.

    12. Re:Which subject? by justinbach · · Score: 1
      Whether it "can be understood" is not enough - markers should not be required to try and figure out what a student meant: what they mean should be immediately clear, and that is an important part of the subject.


      Sure. But when you say,

      ultimately spelling and grammar matters.

      I had to do a double-take there. I'm guessing that you mean that sentence to be parsed in such a fashion that together, "spelling and grammar" constitute a (somewhat awkward) singular noun phrase. If you didn't intend it that way, the grammatically correct way to express it (in terms of subject/verb agreement) is

      ultimately spelling and grammar matter.

      I agree with your post, and perhaps this is what you meant by tolerating occasional mistakes. I won't mark you down this time :-)
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    13. Re:Which subject? by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      A large part of mathematics is being able to clearly communicate your reasoning to other people. Now mathematics does provide its own language and symbols to do a lot of that communication, however as someone who grades math papers, I am as sensitive to misuse of mathematical symbols as I am to misspelling and poor grammar, and I will mark people down for either if it is consistently poor (I will tolerate occasional mistakes). Any ambiguity introduced undermines the entire mathematical argument. Whether it "can be understood" is not enough - markers should not be required to try and figure out what a student meant: what they mean should be immediately clear, and that is an important part of the subject.

      If I were to agree with you 100%, then I would have to say it's more important that pure sciences shift away from English and actually use a language used by most of the people on planet earth. Chinese is the 1st language of more people than English by a long shot. When you take into account those who use a writen language based on Chinese, we are talking billions.

      But because the fact that planet earth does not speak 1 language, I would say being somewhat objective that English is better as a 2nd language because English because it is so analytical and has the highest tollerence for error.

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    14. Re:Which subject? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't this somehow imply that the student is only learning math? Or that somehow, he should remember less of his language training when in math class than he does in the rest of his classes? If the student is proficient at their grade level, they should be able to write at that grade level, regardless of the subject.

      Now, of course, there are different degrees of formality in writing, and math classes have their own subset of the language built for specificity. But when you can't tell if a student understands the concepts taught because they can't spell or form complete sentences, that should be graded down.

    15. Re:Which subject? by rjstanford · · Score: 1

      Understandable by whom? That's the key - what if a student knows the right answer, but writes it out in text speak to the point that the teacher cannot understand it - but, say, another teacher in the same department can? That would be avoided if there was, oh, a lexicon of acceptable words, grammar, et cetera. Then again we already have that, and its taught in English classes.

      One of the single most important things (not the most important, which is learning to learn) that you learn in school is how to communicate your ideas with other people clearly, concisely, and successfully. If you remove that requirement from the classroom, other than annoying the fsck out of the teachers you've now removed a huge function that the school system was, perhaps unofficially, teaching.

      Should a student be penalized for a spelling mistake on a chemistry exam? Personally, I don't think so. However, if the teacher has to make a significant effort to understand the answer, I feel that they should be marked down for that. If for no other reason than in the "real world," if you can't communicate your ideas you'll find ourself out of a job pretty quickly.

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    16. Re:Which subject? by topham · · Score: 1


      It is far more likely that the letters which have survived have done so because of the quality of the writing in many instances.
      The writings from the Lewis and Clark expedition on the other hand are inherently historical and as such would be preserved even if the writing were atrocious.

    17. Re:Which subject? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? Why? Are mathematicians and chemists not required to communicate?

      Sulphur, sulfer. Bone-ash, Calcium Phosphate. Cupric, Copper (II).

      Probem is, we spend all our days trying to figure out what we are saying to each other that grammer and "lesser" spellings are easy to ignore.

    18. Re:Which subject? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear, hear.

      Consider:

      "Jane supported extra marital sex."

      vs

      "Jane supported extra-marital sex."

      The problem with 'leet-speak' and 'text-speak' is that they
      make it harder to communicate clearly.

      In technical fields, clarity is particularly important.

    19. Re:Which subject? by Reziac · · Score: 1

      If anything, mathematicians, chemists, engineers, programmers, and the whole gamut of technical jobs are required to communicate MORE clearly than, say, grammarians. If a grammarian writes innaccuracies or even outright gibberish, the worst that happens is that no one understands what they meant. But if a mathematician, chemist, engineer, or programmer doesn't communicate clearly and accurately, your missile hits the wrong city, its fuel is unstable and may explode on the pad, the launchpad breaks up from a minor earthquake, and the control system gets hacked because of buffer overflows. Extreme examples, but you get what I mean.

      Even as a non-programmer, I've seen application bugs that derived from a coder's inability to spell a variable name the same way twice. Yet sloppy spelling and grammar seem to be perfectly okay with them!

      The habits of precise writing (spelling, grammar, and content) serve you well not just in writing, but in everything you do. And it's fine to get it "just good enough" in a venue that doesn't matter, like casual text messaging (or forum posting :) But in the Real World, accuracy counts. And if you don't think so, I don't want you designing the programs I run on my computer, the car I drive, the chemicals I put on my lawn...

      School isn't just a lot of drivel you can blow off if you feel the urge. It's partly a practice run for the Real World, and should be handled as such. If you can't be bothered to get it right in practice, why should the Real World trust you to get it right??

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    20. Re:Which subject? by MWoody · · Score: 1

      While Mandarin Chinese and Hindi do technically outclass English in pure numbers, there's two important things to consider: 1) This statistic only refers to population; English is used, geographically speaking, by a much wider portion of the world. And, 2) This statistic only describes Mandarin, English, and Hindi as they are used as primary languages. English is an exceedingly popular choice as a second language, and in that capacity, has rapidly become, post-WWII, the lingua franca for international affairs.

    21. Re:Which subject? by lgw · · Score: 1

      What language is "Chinese"? There are certainly a lot of people in China, but they don't by a long shot all share a common language.

      The "pure sciences" have historically published in the language in which the most original research was done at the time. For quite some time that was German. These days it's English. It will likely be a different language one day, but probably not the language of a totalitarian nation, if history is any guide.

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    22. Re:Which subject? by dangitman · · Score: 1
      Text speak in an English exam of course should result in failing it.

      What if you were writing a story about a kid and the relationships he forms via text messaging?

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    23. Re:Which subject? by dsci · · Score: 1

      I think bad grammar and spelling should be ignored on a math or a chemistry exam, so long the answer is understandable.

      That's right, because spelling is irrelevant in chemistry. Oh wait. Ethanol is kinda fun to drink once in a while, but ethanal will kill you.

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    24. Re:Which subject? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Heck, even bad math can sometimes be ignored on a math exam, as long as the work that's shown is clearly correct.

      I remember when I was taking 2nd-year calculus, and I screwed up a really simple calculation that was about a third of the way through the question (I forgot to carry a 1 in one of the decimal places for an addition), so the rest of my work for that problem was numerically wrong. The prof still gave me full marks for that problem because numeric issues aside, I had actually done the problem itself correctly (although he highlighted my error with a bright red marker).

    25. Re:Which subject? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, higher math looks very much like text speak. Physics is the same, but you may get some pretty pictures.

    26. Re:Which subject? by Vadim+Makarov · · Score: 1

      Have you read raw unselected correspondence from the Indian campaigns? Or you have read letters picked by an editor and published somewhere?

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    27. Re:Which subject? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but probably not the language of a totalitarian nation, if history is any guide.

      19th century German Empire had more in common with contemporary China then say the US.

      If Chinese won't become lingua franca it is becouse it is much more difficult to learn than English. Also the language of sciences is based heavily on alphabetic scripts, so shifting from English to Mandarin would be a bigger change than the shift from German to English was.

    28. Re:Which subject? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      They were published in a book of such letters. There were a lot of them, but yes it's possible they weren't representative, so perhaps I could have chosen a better example. In any event, I still maintain that written language skills are vital to any society, and that our schools are not, by and large, doing as good a job as they once did.

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    29. Re:Which subject? by Vadim+Makarov · · Score: 1

      I agree that language skills are important. I don't know about other countries, but in Russia one of the two obligatory entry exams at any university is the Russian language exam (essay). Those who pass it poorly have to settle for less popular professions and schools where the entry competition is weak. By and large the language skill is considered a core one at this point. There are exceptions: a few students skip the entry exams by having priorily shown an exceptional skill in the general subject of their future profession at competitions organized by the university (math/physics/chemistry "school olympics"), or one can pay the full price for his education (the entry requirements are often lower for paying students).

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    30. Re:Which subject? by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, when I said "our" I mean the United States. It's interesting to hear that Russian schools place such emphasis on language skills. I hadn't known that, but it explains a lot.

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    31. Re:Which subject? by mqduck · · Score: 1

      You just admitted that I'm right and went on to make two irrelevant points.

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    32. Re:Which subject? by Cadallin · · Score: 1

      Although probably unworkable I think it would be interesting if technical/scientific literature were to written in an artificial language with a much more rigorous and unambiguous grammar. Esperanto might be a good choice among languages that actually exist. But I kind of think something like "Loglan" from "The Moon is A Harsh Mistress" might be even better (although it doesn't exist in any form certain criteria about what it would be like are clear). As it was a language designed in the speculative future of the novel for precision in communication with highly developed expert systems (which is what the character Mike was originally designed as). Loglan would probably be somewhere between current high level programming languages and Esperanto, extremely structured, but with just enough of the qualities of natural language that people could be expected to formulate statements and interpret them very quickly.

  21. What is this going to lead to..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is diminishing the importance of the English language. If 'txt spk' is allowed in exams, where else is this going to expand to, the work place, in which case 'txt spk' would become an accepted form of written communication. Not everyone understands the abbrieviations used, in which case it could be said that the communication is selective. Does this also mean that the students which use 'txt spk' in their exams will get higher credit if they havre given a greater amount of information than those using the full english versions, as it is less time consuming to use 'txt spk'. This can't lead to anything good...

    1. Re:What is this going to lead to..... by phlegmofdiscontent · · Score: 1

      So using large words would be out as well . . . since that limits who may understand in a different fashion.

  22. And so it begins. by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2

    Doubleplusgood..

    1. Re:And so it begins. by ironring2006 · · Score: 1

      Given all the articles on /. that are usually tagged bigbrother, I guess only a few of us picked up on the newspeak part of 1984. It's a bit different in that the new language isn't imposed on us, but if you think about it though, anything that is amusing, funny, or outright hilarious could be described with the reactions lol, rofl, roflmao. Something crazy, outlandish, or absolutely unbelievable can be described as wtf?, omgwtf?, or omgwtfbbq! These expressions convey the basic ideas of laughter or disbelief, and the relative intensity, but lack the articulate beauty of a well-spoken/written reply.

    2. Re:And so it begins. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, clearly we would have do describe this as ++good to save those poor "txt"-ing thumbs.

  23. Algebra and physics exams!?! by rHBa · · Score: 1

    I can see algebraic equations getting very confusing!

    3 = mc^2 anyone?

  24. Next you know by Telastyn · · Score: 1

    kids will be allowed to use calculators in Science class!

    1. Re:Next you know by WK1 · · Score: 1

      I know that was supposed to be funny, because calculators are already used in science class.

      But that is very different. Calculators are used in science and advanced math classes to avoid busy work. There is no reason someone who knows addition and subtraction should perform sine and cosine on paper.

      On the other hand, writing clearly is ongoing. It doesn't hurt anyone if you use a calculator to figure something out, but someone has to read what you wrote, regardless of the class, or how many times you've already proven you can write.

      The final answer and explanation to a science problem doesn't change if you use a calculator, but if you use "text-speak" in your report, your report is seriously flawed.

    2. Re:Next you know by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      Except for English classes, I don't see how the language used is in any way material to the effective communication it conveys. If someone produces a formal Mathematical work in Spanish, German or Chinese, is it somehow less valid? While txtspk is an abomination, I think it is better for kids to learn than not learn. If using non-standard communication accomplishes that goal better than formal English, it should at least be entertained seriously.

  25. yeah, imagine that ! by DrSkwid · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:yeah, imagine that ! by TomHandy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Right, that's actually sort of what I was thinking of really. I fully understand and accept that the English language has changed dramatically over the centuries, especially compared to Old English, and that it's a common thing for the language to continue to change and evolve based on how people actually use it.

      I'm mainly just thinking that it would be kind of a shame if the language (at least the spelling, and some of the grammar), does turn into textspeak as a standard characteristic of the language.

      Then again, who knows, maybe it is more efficient?

    2. Re:yeah, imagine that ! by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      It is more efficient, in almost the same way gzipped text is good for computers. You just take the load off the I/O and dump it onto the processor. That might be justifiable on a mobile phone where the "uncompressed" text would take far longer to input than it would to just decipher it at the other end, but in an exam you don't really have the free processor time for that sort of thing.

  26. Graffiti by camperdave · · Score: 1

    Thanks to my Handspring Visor (a major outlet for me for hand writing) I have to stop and think about how to form a K when writing on paper. I automatically make the Graffiti version.

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    1. Re:Graffiti by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      People still write? When I want a k on a piece of paper, I hit the key between j and l.

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    2. Re:Graffiti by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least you don't write every character in the same place on the piece of paper.

    3. Re:Graffiti by Thansal · · Score: 1

      He, for a long time I had the same problem.

      In college I rarely actualy wrote something down, it either went into my visor (it was a sad day when the screen broke and I found out that they no longer exist) or was typed directly into my computer. The few times I actualy had to write something (generaly for a test) I would sit there and have ot remind my self not to write a 7 instead of a T, how K and E are formed, and a slew of other horrible things...

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  27. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  28. Text readin by matt+me · · Score: 1

    I still read exams as emacs.

  29. Obligatory Futurama Reference by ari_j · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Fry: I tell you, bein' here really brings me back to my college days. (Flashback to Coney Island Community College.) Good old Coney Island College. Go Whitefish!
    Leela: Don't take this the wrong way, Fry, but you don't seem like the educated type.
    Fry: Oh yeah? (Produces Notice of Failure to Graduated from CICC.) Read it and weep. I'm a certified college drop-out.
    Leela: Please. Everyone knows twentieth century colleges were basically expensive day care centers.
    Professor: That's true. By current academic standards, you're merely a high school dropout.
    Fry: What? That's not fair. I deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets. By God, I'm going to enroll here at Mars University and drop out all over again!

  30. Subject by Legion303 · · Score: 1

    If only there were some sort of common, standardized symbolism New Zealanders could use to convey their thoughts! They could call it a "language" or something like that.

  31. Are the graders allowed to mark the exam with by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

    text speak? Such as "u r an 1d10t" or "u fail it"

  32. Sheepish Trolling by sciop101 · · Score: 1
    Students can concentrate on sheep herding, sheep shearing, and sheep breeding!

    Shepherd's pie for lunch!

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    1. Re:Sheepish Trolling by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Students can concentrate on sheep herding, sheep shearing, and sheep breeding!

      Well ... somebody is gonna get screwed over this, that's for sure.

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  33. Presentation matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I take it you rarely grade a couple of hundred exams. It makes a huge difference in how long it takes. And believe it or not, if I can choose between spending one or two weeks on grading exams, I choose the former.

    Respect your reader, he deserves it.

    1. Re:Presentation matters. by mqduck · · Score: 1
      I take it you rarely grade a couple of hundred exams. It makes a huge difference in how long it takes. And believe it or not, if I can choose between spending one or two weeks on grading exams, I choose the former.


      Sure, require your stupids to write "properly." Sure, hit them over the head if they don't. But having it effect their math grade doesn't make any sense.
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    2. Re:Presentation matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. It. Does.

      If you cannot convey your meaning to me in the written language that we verbally converse in, I will assume you are not smart enough to understand your math, since you can't be bothered to communicate in written form.

      Plenty of smart people can't write - and it immediately destroys their credibility with me.

    3. Re:Presentation matters. by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Here, I'll fix that for you. It doesn't make any sense otherwise:

      Sure, require your stupids to write "properly." Sure, hit them over the head if they don't. But having it affect their math grade doesn't make any sense.

    4. Re:Presentation matters. by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Could you explain why you think having it affect their math grade doesn't make any sense? If an exam takes longer to be graded than its peers because it is written in poor natural language, that indicates that the student has a problem, which is affecting his ability to do math exams to a level equivalent to his peers. Why should this poor ability to communicate on the subject being tested for be overlooked in math? Do you expect this "affirmative action" principle for poor communicators to apply in other subjects also, or is it just math for some reason?

    5. Re:Presentation matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is simple, a math teacher does not have the proper education to judge language skills. Grading English is done elsewhere. You do not have the capabilities, and you are not asked to do it. So don't bother trying.

    6. Re:Presentation matters. by alienmole · · Score: 1

      By the logic in your own post, you don't have the proper education to make such judgements. Leave it to the professionals.

    7. Re:Presentation matters. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No that is not the same logic. I just told you you were wrong. Nobody here says you are not allowed to point out language errors in a math exam. These errors should, however (at least in New Zealand), not affect the math grade.

      And to be clear, I do agree these decisions about how to grade should be left to the professionals (and in many cases, like in New Zealand, that is indeed the case).

    8. Re:Presentation matters. by mqduck · · Score: 1

      You shoulda modded me -1 uninsightful for that.

      Actually, I refuse to believe that effect can't be used anywhere affect can. Taken literally, it makes just as much sense. It's just that affect can't be used everywhere effect can. I declare "affect" archaic.

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  34. As someone who grades papers: by failure-man · · Score: 2, Funny

    u fl dk
    g, su me
    i dr

  35. IAAEM by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am an english major.

    In some poor parts of the world an English degree means studying how to spell and speak properly.

    This is exceedingly unfortunate because the true value of an appreciation of English comes from the ability to understand the nuances of a persons expressions, and in turn to control ones own nuances.

    As a Comp Sci major I think the best way to explain this would be to say that it adds bandwidth to people's ability to communicate, before I became an English major I thought it would add bandwidth in the way facial expressions do. Now I understand that a true understanding of English adds more bandwidth than anything short of the original use of language.

    This is difficult to explain to people who are so used to people using casual expressions and syntax and choosing topics without enough thought.

    When an author puts a word on a page that is the word he has chosen and he has chosen it for a reason, he chose it instead of every other word there is.

    Anyway, I'm disgusted with New Zealanders, fortunately in my country approx 50-60% of people end up going to university, and they call it university because your forced to take English.

    Cheers!

    1. Re:IAAEM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You were doing so well, and then at the end,

      "...because your forced to take English."

      Since this is Slashdot you'll probably get flamed for this. I figured you could use at least one tactful post pointing out the irony of your spelling error.

    2. Re:IAAEM by Builder · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what country are you from? Because I believe that they are also talking about implementing this foolishness in the UK, home of English :)

    3. Re:IAAEM by udippel · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I am an english major.

      ... of a persons expressions, and in turn to control ones own nuances.
      ... they call it university because your forced to take English

      Wouldn't you have better left out that first sentence of yours ?

    4. Re:IAAEM by Dionysus · · Score: 1
      Out of curiosity, what country are you from? Because I believe that they are also talking about implementing this foolishness in the UK, home of English :)

      When did New Zealand become part of the UK? They're not even in the same hemisphere.
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    5. Re:IAAEM by dmbrun · · Score: 1

      Your English mistakes are below


      English major not english major
      persons expression should be person's expressions
      ones expressions should be one's expressions
      your forced should be you are forced


      You would fail English at any New Zealand university.

    6. Re:IAAEM by koreaman · · Score: 1

      Did you forget the meaning of the word "also", or what?

      By the way, you spelled "français" wrong.

    7. Re:IAAEM by n3k5 · · Score: 3, Funny
      I am an english major.
      In the light of the horrible mistakes you made in your post, I hope you intended to say that you're an officer in Britain's armed forces?
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    8. Re:IAAEM by r3m0t · · Score: 1

      I'm doing A Levels in Maths, Physics and Chemistry, and I also did the Sociology AS Level. (I got a B.)

      A Level is *the* academic 16-18 qualification in the UK. A typical A Level will include about 10 hours of exams over 2 exam sessions, one per year.

      There is currently one mark in my Science papers out of 75 which is given for "quality of written communication". This is generally added to a 3 mark explanation question and comes with the notice just below the question "one mark may be given for quality of written communication" (paraphrased).

      This mark is very easy to get. AFAIK, you only need to earn one mark from the question (i.e. an understanding of part of the process you are trying to explain) in order to qualify for the "QWC" (my neologism) mark. The mark is given "if you [the marker] can understand what they wrote". This does not include spelling but it would include most punctuation. Run-on sentences are allowed (I saw this a lot in my Sociology class, but it went uncorrected). Misspelling technical terms is allowed (i.e. "flouride" for "flouride" is allowed, "chlorine" for "chloride" is not allowed).

      Basically, the mark is just lip service to the people who want to preserve the language. It's completely pointless.

    9. Re:IAAEM by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      As much as it grates on me, this kind of change could actually increase the expressivity of language. For example, right now the vocabulary of netspeak, 1337speak, all that kinda shit gives way to a certain kind of self-aware ironic communication on the web. "Pwnt," "orly," "kthx," and all their derivatives have grown to express a unique meaning that's not really filled by any other words in the english lexicon.

      If at some point it does become adopted widely as a legitimate means of communication, perhaps it will just add a new way of expressing a lower level of formality. It won't devalue preexisting language, but it might actually add new nuance.

    10. Re:IAAEM by Builder · · Score: 1

      The UK are also talking about implementing this foolishness. As in it's not just New Zealand doing it.

    11. Re:IAAEM by Kobyov · · Score: 1

      Dont let NZQA represent New Zealand. Ever since the NCEA debacle (in a nutshell, they changed from a sensible system to one where there are only 4 possible grades and its almost impossible to fail - http://www.nzqa.govt.nz/ncea/questions/index.html for a summary). A large proportion of New Zealand consider it to be pretty much worthless for anything other than New Zealand university entrance, and so many schools offer alternative qualifications, eg the cambridge exams for students who wish to go overseas or have a more recognised qualification.

    12. Re:IAAEM by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      In defence of New Zealanders, the summary is the usual misleading Slashdot tripe.

      The rule of thumb for nationally recognised exams is that you should only be marked on the subject being tested. In my day, this meant that you wouldn't be marked down for poor handwriting or spelling as long as your meaning was clear. Failure in communication is its own punishment since it makes the message (which is what is being marked) less clear. As far as I know, all that happened here is that a pencil pusher somewhere wrote a memo saying that no, as much as you want to, you can't punch students in the face for using txt abbreviations.

      And what kind of English major mistakes 'your' for 'you're'? Shame on you. I wouldn't normally bother nitpicking that, but since you're making an uninformed attack against our national linguistic skills...

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    13. Re:IAAEM by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      May I suggest you go read a poem by Wordsworth, any poem at all, Poems .

      Now imagine trying to do that with Leetspeek.

      I believe the reason people think that Leetspeak has a deeper meaning (than English)is because they rarely know the meanings of the words which they use, their formative years of learning to communicate with each other are held in a zargon which doesn't lead itself to direct expression (hence the use of swearing).

      Check out some wordsworth, come back when you know what: a flower, hill, stone, or a forest is to him ok?

      I kant speel gud...

    14. Re:IAAEM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, you must be an irritating person to talk to at a party.

    15. Re:IAAEM by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      Language is context sensitive. Words receive their meaning through collective usage and are defined self-referentially. Your forest is not precisely Wordsworth's forest, which, in turn, is different from my forest. Why don't you just describe Wordsworth's forest to me? Why do I have to read his poetry? Meaning cannot always be distilled down into a line's worth of dictionary definition: else, poetry would be a simple masturbatory exercise. "Orly" is the sum total of all the owl pictures, chat conversations, text messages, memes, and comedic references across the internet. Similarly with a h4x0r, not to be confused with a hacker. Just as omg is not zomg is not oh em gee, none of which are oh my god.

      Additionally, if the unwashed masses employ language outside of Ye Olde Queen's Proper English, it works its way into the rhetoric of the educated simply by way of ironic usage and expressive dialogue. Thus these words do extend the language for everyone in a sort of metausage even assuming that they do not directly. You can start waving your IAAEM banner around and profess that swearing is the last refuge of the creatively challenged, but frankly, r00fl3z.

    16. Re:IAAEM by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      Wow, an intelligent response.

      I don't disagree with anything you said, however I must point out that individual to individual communication cannot really create the same kind of social context that a madium such as literature can.

      If 1337sp34k was simply a series of new words that wouldn't bother me but it's confusion with phone IM speak (okthxbai) means that it is largely a replacement language, my only fear is that the reason people need to replace their original language is because they can't find the time to use Dictionaries or Thesauruses.

      While this may initially sound far fetched it seems obvious when overlaid with the segments of the population pushing for this change in language.

      Like pop culture, pop language shows every indication of accelerating, and that acceleration doesn't seem to require massive acceptance.

      If you ask 100 gamers what the definition for Owned is you'll get 100 responses, the fact that we can accept this term as a means of communication means we don't feel strongly about our need to express specific concepts.

    17. Re:IAAEM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your, You're. Know the difference and when they are used.

      I don't think much of your english.

      You're not that good at it.

  36. Yes, clarity is what really matters by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So I guess I don't have a fundamental problem with it, as long as ambiguity isn't formed, it remains easy to read, and you draw yourself a line so u dont spk lyk vis al du tym.

    That, I think, is the key thing: we're talking about communication here. Abbreviations that require the reader to think twice about the meaning of the writing are an impairment to efficient communication. Depending on the context, they may also be an indication that you consider your time spent writing to be more valuable than the reader's time, which tells the reader how little you value their consideration.

    Certainly on on-line forums for students where I've helped out in the past, contributors would be far more willing to reply to a question that was carefully written to explain the problem clearly and concisely than to try to interpret vague L337sp33k or txt tlk because someone couldn't be bothered to write in proper English.

    In other words, conventional shorthands are fine if they're used in an appropriate context. IMHO, few people reading this on Slashdot won't immediately understand this sentence. However, those who write poorly out of laziness should not be surprised to find that they come across as such, and are treated accordingly by those whose opinions of them might matter. I wouldn't write "IMHO" in a business report for an audience who might not be familiar with the shorthand.

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    1. Re:Yes, clarity is what really matters by x2A · · Score: 1

      So if I read what you're saying correctly, you're saying it's the chinesesises fault? :-p

      "Abbreviations that require the reader to think twice about the meaning of the writing are an impairment to efficient communication"

      Yes I think that's precisely it, that is I guess what I do. Get the message across as accurately and efficiently as possible, and not create an image in the reader that I'm sloppy. I don't know why so many people are adverse to the idea that more is conveyed in your writings than the actual thing you're trying to say. If you make an effort to not look like a complete bum when you leave the house, why not put the same effort into your writings, so that you don't come across like a complete bum then too? Image is important, and no, that's not shallow, it's actually another form of communication.

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    2. Re:Yes, clarity is what really matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Depending on the context, they may also be an indication that you consider your time spent writing to be more valuable than the reader's time, which tells the reader how little you value their consideration.

      Or, it could simply be an indication of the relative effort required to write versus read...

    3. Re:Yes, clarity is what really matters by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Or, it could simply be an indication of the relative effort required to write versus read...

      The effort required to type "text speak" compared to "txt spk" isn't exactly a lot to anyone beyond one-finger typing, and that's a one-off. On the other hand, compare how long it takes you to understand this bit with how long it takes u 2 prs sum txt b4 its spld out in full. Stop and ask yourself honestly whether you paused at any point in that second section; I bet you did. Moreover, any delay there will presumably affect most people reading the sentence, at least the first time, and that could mean a lot more than one person depending on the context.

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  37. New Rulz ! by udippel · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Wrong ! it is B4 instead of B3f0r3.
    The Emporor's new clothes: The king is dead - Long live the king ! leet sp33k will |-|4v3 gr4m4

    I 4 1 wlcm our new overlords: The leet sp33k Grammar Nazis

  38. LG's T9/Word works fine for me by caveat · · Score: 1

    The predictive text input on LG phones is fast and complete enough that I can send proper English texts faster than abbreviating with conventional ABC input. It's different for different manufacturers, I know Motorola's is next to unusable and I hear Samsung's is iffy, but mine is great.

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    1. Re:LG's T9/Word works fine for me by MrFlannel · · Score: 1

      Motorolas predictive text input is far from unusable. You tend to push about half the letters for a third of the words. Or... I do anyway. It does usually predict my input halfway through the word, but... when things are 8 letters, and I need only push four more... I usually just type the whole thing out (it's not like buttons take a while to press anyway). But even if you don't use the prediction thing, it's the same as using one keystroke per letter. With the occassional correction (for words you haven't used before, etc, I had to type in 'interblag' using 12 keystrokes the first time). The only qualm I have with it is it doesn't treat punctuation specially in the user dictionary. So when I type "what time are you coming home?" the next time it autocompletes "home" it has the question mark tacked on the end.

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    2. Re:LG's T9/Word works fine for me by gregmac · · Score: 1

      The predictive text input on LG phones is fast and complete enough that I can send proper English texts faster than abbreviating with conventional ABC input. It's different for different manufacturers, I know Motorola's is next to unusable and I hear Samsung's is iffy, but mine is great.

      I have a motorola razr (first phone telus offered with bluetooth), and the predictive text input on it is great. After you type a few words, it usually gives a suggestion (which it shows you by completing the remaining letters in a different color, with an up arrow indicating to press up to select that word). As you're typing it also shows a bunch of partial words and suggestions at the bottom of the screen, which you can select with left/right. It's handy for words it doesn't know, because you can prompt it on the first few letters and it usually picks the most english-like words to figure out how to complete it. I think it also learns, as it seems to make suggestions based on words I use most often.

      That said, one of my friends has a GSM razr (mine is CDMA), and it has an amazingly different interface on it .. so I'm not sure if the text input is the same.

      My previous two phones were Samsungs (SPH A540, and another flip one - I can't think of the model, but it was from 2000ish). Both of them had "T9" input, which was predictive. The A540 was better than the old one, but both were quite usable. It was definately easier on both to use T9 (well, once you understood it) as opposed to ABC input. I've never really understood why people talk short form the way they do.. predictive can be confusing (if you're expecting ABC, and it starts making words..) but once you figure out what it's doing and how to use it, it's MUCH faster.

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    3. Re:LG's T9/Word works fine for me by BeerCat · · Score: 1

      A colleague of mine was sending using predictive text in a darkened room. Unfortunately, he had accidentally changed the default language from English to Hungarian, so the result was pretty much goulash (though not so tasty)

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    4. Re:LG's T9/Word works fine for me by Threni · · Score: 1

      > The predictive text input on LG phones is fast and complete enough that I can send proper English texts faster than abbreviating
      > with conventional ABC input.

      Does it offer to pay the extra when your message spills into the second 160 character message, costing you an extra 10p (for example) for just a few characters?

      Having said that, if I ever get a CV or job application with `fuckwit` (as `text speak` is known in some quarters of the UK) on it, it's going straight into the bin without a second thought or reply. They'll figure it out. Eventually.

    5. Re:LG's T9/Word works fine for me by caveat · · Score: 1

      That said, one of my friends has a GSM razr (mine is CDMA), and it has an amazingly different interface on it .. so I'm not sure if the text input is the same.
      I watched a friend fastball his Cingular Razr into a wall because of the predictive input; I know neither if Cingular is CDMA or GSM, nor how the input works seeing as the Razr is apparently not a very durable phone. My first phone was a Motorola and I never did get the hang of the "T9Eng"...as well as a very limited and usually incorrect vocabulary which may very likely have improved since 2003, it had the arrow-around features that you mention. I just can't get the hang of those, taking my fingers off the numeric pad (it's become a muscle-memory thing for me I think); with the LG predictive input you type the entire word, if it's not the word you want you press 0 to scroll through all the words the phone knows with the same letters (e.g. house/good, have/hate/gate). I agree 100% though, why people so stubbornly resist using it is a mystery to me as well.

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    6. Re:LG's T9/Word works fine for me by caveat · · Score: 1

      I don't worry about it, routinely sending double, triple, or even quadruple messages - about 85% of my contacts are in-network which I get free unlimited calls, texts, and picture/video messages to. The 500 out-of-net texts I'm allowed per month is fine for me eleven months of the year and the ~$10 overage I'll run up in a busy month isn't worth the cost to upgrade. It's a gimmick to be sure, but it DOES work nicely for me.

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  39. How much time would this actually save? by ubercam · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the actual time saved by writing in txt spk be negligible? What are the actual benefits of being able to write like this? If you're too stupid to know the real spelling of a word, then you should probably not be sitting the exams :P

    One reason why txt spk is so prevalent among texters is that people try to cram as much info into an SMS as possible without going over the 160 character limit (1 message). It's simple, its cheaper. I don't think the problem lies in the quality of T9 or whatever recognition system you're using, but the fact that 160 characters is often not enough to contain your whole message if you typed it out using the correct spelling. I have an unlimited in-country texting package and I would rarely, if ever, use abbreviations, except that my mobile (Nokia 6225) doesn't automatically extend the message. Once you fill up the 160 chars, you can't type anymore.

    Those are only a couple reasons why someone might use it, but it still doesn't give you an excuse to use it for any academic or exam writing purpose (unless of course you were writing a paper on the phenomenon itself). It's just scandalous that it would even be considered in the first place...

    1. Re:How much time would this actually save? by Randseed · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but these kids are in for a world of hurt if they run across someone like me who doesn't understand half the idiotic abbreviations that are used. I get "lol," smilies, and words with a verb removed. I don't like it, but I get it. On the other hand, start throwing in crap like "ftw" and other stuff I haven't figured out (and don't desire to), and I'd fail your ass.

  40. Not wanted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Hey, jackass, why don't you come back to Slashdot when you've outgrown your white sheet hood? That kinda ignorance isn't welcome here.

    1. Re:Not wanted by Jeng · · Score: 1

      Doubt that Monkey Phonics could be described as racist.

      For one, this is a conversation about the possible de-evolution of language.

      And for another, monkeys are pink when you shave them =P

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    2. Re:Not wanted by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Er, what kinda ignorance is that? The kind which doesn't recognize that Ebonics is in fact part of a grand cultural and phonic tradition stretching all the way back to the days of American slavery? This raises an interesting etho-political dilemma: can an idea ever be so bad that using a racial slur to describe it is justified?

    3. Re:Not wanted by Brightest+Light · · Score: 1

      Hey, jackass, why don't you come back to Slashdot when you get the joke/pop culture reference instead of presuming racism? That kind of ignorance isn't welcome here, either. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooked_on_Monkey_Phon ics

  41. Does "Text speak" always communicate clearly? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    In theory, I don't really have a problem with it. Obviously, it wouldn't be appropriate in English class (since non-fucked-up composition is the very thing that the student is supposed to demonstrate) but if someone can communicate a math problem solution, it doesn't matter how they do it.

    The catch is that "text speak" (wtf? is that really what it's called now?!) does not clearly communicate. Some people can read it, and others have trouble. I know for a fact that I read it and decipher it much more slowly, and every once in a while, it totally stumps me. Puedo leer Espanol mas rapido que "text speak." If I were a math teacher and a student handed in an assignment in "text speak" there's a good change I'd grade it an F, because it's not my responsibility to go to extra trouble to understand your weirdo language. To put it another way, your assignment may be written in flawless Russian, but if the teacher doesn't know Russian, you're screwed.

    What's funny is that after I gave out half a semester of Fs for this, I would probably be exposed to it enough that I would have picked up some of it, and then I'd start to hand out Ds. So the question is: who wants to be the guinea pig who fails some classes for the sake of teaching the teachers, so they don't fail people later? ;-)

    And yes, in case anyone's wondering: in the rare event that I actually send text messages from my phone, I always spell out words. It's just habit, not language-nazism. I learned English long before I learned "text speak," and I suspect it will always be my native and most "automatic" language.

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  42. Verililly, the profit be speakin, an shi' by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    Nitshiz to da byotchiz, dog.

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  43. Europeans by Asrynachs · · Score: 0

    They speak with psuedo European accents over there. It's likely they're suseptable to the same bouts of mental retardation that the people on the European continant are suffering from.

    1. Re:Europeans by koreaman · · Score: 1

      I, an American, am currently studying as a foreign exchange student in a French high school. I can tell you right now that you are clearly an imbecile. French people have an almost religious zeal for the presentation, correctness, and organization of their schoolwork. I would be immensely surprised if anyone in France were even thinking about something like this.

  44. This may be an unpopular opinion... by koreaman · · Score: 1

    New Zealand has made the right decision. Penalizing a student for non-standard English on an exam for a subject that is not English amounts to standard English mastery being counted as part of the grade for that subject. Why should the student's level of English be a factor in determining his or her grade in, for example, chemistry? This would diminish the accuracy of the grade, contradicting the very point of the test.

    Others have asked how students can learn "proper" English with these newly loosened regulations. I'd like to point out that one of the main objectives of English class is to teach the use of standard English! The students' mastery of English can be tested with their English exams; doing so with those of any other subject would be ridiculous.

    Note: I am an American high school student.

    1. Re:This may be an unpopular opinion... by shudde · · Score: 4, Funny

      Note: I am an American high school student.

      The poster knows what he's talking about, his people butchered the English language a long time ago.

    2. Re:This may be an unpopular opinion... by koreaman · · Score: 1

      I congratulate you on your deep, well-reasoned, precision-crafted and factually correct argument.

    3. Re:This may be an unpopular opinion... by r3m0t · · Score: 1

      "Why should the student's level of English be a factor in determining his or her grade in, for example, chemistry? This would diminish the accuracy of the grade, contradicting the very point of the test."

      That would depend on what you *want* to measure. Do you want to measure their Chemistry knowledge, which you could do with questions like "which element..." "which reagent..." and "what type of bond..."

      Or do you also want to measure their understanding and communication with questions like "Describe the steps to isolate..." and "What would you see as the reaction progresses?" Clearly these need unambigous language with a standard vocabulary. Only proper English qualifies.

    4. Re:This may be an unpopular opinion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Across the way.

    5. Re:This may be an unpopular opinion... by WK1 · · Score: 1

      Your argument incorrectly assumes that school subjects do not overlap. In math class, you are required to communicate how you created a proof. In chemistry class, inadequate math skills or English comprehension can kill somebody.

      While I do believe in leniency for minor spelling mistakes in a chemistry class, the ability to communicate and comprehend is universal to all subjects.

    6. Re:This may be an unpopular opinion... by Randseed · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Others have asked how students can learn "proper" English with these newly loosened regulations. I'd like to point out that one of the main objectives of English class is to teach the use of standard English! The students' mastery of English can be tested with their English exams; doing so with those of any other subject would be ridiculous.
      The obvious problem here, however, is that these students can use proper English. If they can't spell "you" as "y-o-u" instead of "u," then they're idiots. I don't care how bad your language skills are, they aren't that bad unless you're mentally disabled or are just barely learning English. I fully agree with not grading a student down if he spells something incorrectly or uses less than perfect grammar on a chemistry test, but if he isn't even trying to communicate, I'd fail him.
    7. Re:This may be an unpopular opinion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Professor, why did you give my English paper a failing grade?

      "Sure, you asked for a ten page paper on the topic, and the paper I passed in was only two pages, but the existance
      of your requirement causes this paper to also serve as a test of my mathematics ability, specifically my ability
      to count, and thus grades beyond the course's syllabus."

    8. Re:This may be an unpopular opinion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'd like to point out that one of the main objectives of English class is to teach the use of standard English! The students' mastery of English can be tested with their English exams; doing so with those of any other subject would be ridiculous.

      Well, would you care to guess why one of the main objectives of English class is to teach the use of standard English?

      I would argue that it is to give the students the ability to use standard English in other situations outside of the English class. That includes at work as well as in other classes.

    9. Re:This may be an unpopular opinion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note: I am an American high school student.

      The poster knows what he's talking about, his people butchered the English language a long time ago.

      They've improved on that. Today his president butchers people too.

  45. Ebonified leet by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember "Ebonics"?

    I took a text sample and ran it through both a ebonics translator and a leet traslator...

    Wh3n 1n d4 k0uR23 0' hUm4n 3v3n72, D4 7H4n9 83C0m32 n3C3554rY pH0' 0N3 n1920r2 74 D1550LV3 d4 p0l171C4l 84nd2 wh1Ch h42 k0NN3c73D D3M w1Ff 4N07h3r, 4N' 74 422uM3 4M0N9 d4 p0w3r2 0' d4 34R7h, d4 53p4r473 4n' 3kw4l 574710n 74 WH1CH d4 L4w2 0' n47uR3 4n' 0' N47UR3'2 90d 3n717l3 D3M, Uh D3C3N7 R35P3c7 74 D4 0P1N10N2 0' M4nk1ND R3kw1R32 D47 d4 n1920r2 5H0Uld D3cL4r3 d4 K4U532 wH1cH 1Mp3L D3M 74 D4 53p4R4710N. 1N 7h3 H00d

    1. Re:Ebonified leet by The+Clockwork+Troll · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Allow me to open up another can of worms by postulating that the problem with your filtered text is not its readability so much as the unlikelihood that today's youth would recognize the underlying translated document.

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    2. Re:Ebonified leet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now run that mess through a perl interpreter. Betcha it spits out either Sierpinski's triangle in ASCII art or a "News For Nerds" website in shades of green and grey...

    3. Re:Ebonified leet by chis101 · · Score: 1

      I think if the Declaration of Independence really looked that leet, youths would pride themselves on knowing it.
      ...
      ...

  46. Breaking News! by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1
    GCC 5.0 To Allow 'Text-Speak' in Variable Declarations and Standard Library Functions for Most Supported Languages.

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    1. Re:Breaking News! by koreaman · · Score: 1

      No.

      What's your point?

    2. Re:Breaking News! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      What's your point?

      Maybe that having standards, and sticking to them, is a good idea?

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  47. Makes perfect sense by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

    While in the medium of text messages, some shorthand might be in order, but I didn't realize that world paper, pencil, and ink shortages were so severe...

    Yeah, and if it weren't for that crippling electron shortage we'd never abbreviate at all! Face it, "text-speak" is lazy no matter what medium you're using.

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    1. Re:Makes perfect sense by koreaman · · Score: 1

      Wrong. SMS speak, as I understand it, is a text compression scheme, albeit one that is so rudimentary that it can be employed quickly and effortlessly by humans. Assuming that, like most Slashdotters, you have an above-average knowledge of computer science, you most likely understand and appreciate the efficacy of compression in space- or bandwidth-limited contexts. This clearly applies to SMS, with message length limited and/or tied to the cost of sending, not to mention the significant amount of time it takes to enter the message.

    2. Re:Makes perfect sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, and if it weren't for that crippling electron shortage we'd never abbreviate at all! Face it, "text-speak" is lazy no matter what medium you're using.

      I think you meant:

      Yeah, and if it were not for that crippling electron shortage we would never abbreviate at all! Face it, "text-speak" is lazy no matter what medium you are using.

    3. Re:Makes perfect sense by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      Face it, "text-speak" is lazy no matter what medium you're using.

      No, just no, because if you get over 160 chars fot a text message you pay twice as much. Actually back when I was like 16 and that I had a social life, I used to spend time after typing text messages to edit them in order to make them fit in 160 chars or less while maintaining their understandability, and actually most of my time spent composing the message consisted in editing it.

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    4. Re:Makes perfect sense by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      If you have the brain power to "compress" text in such a way, then you should have the brain power to use T9, eZi, or another associated fast-word-entry method. It takes just as many keypresses for me to write "for" as it would take you to enter "4". The time savings are negligible for you, while the readability for me is greatly increased. In addition, most people are sending short messages. As SMS messages are limited to 100-150 characters or so; you can generally fit one or two complete sentences in before hitting the limit.

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    5. Re:Makes perfect sense by koreaman · · Score: 1

      OK, you forgot the other reason. The fact that using a smaller number of characters often results in a lower cost.

    6. Re:Makes perfect sense by SmittyTheBold · · Score: 1

      1) For most people, (at least in the US) the charge is per-message - 10 cents whether it's 100 characters or 2.

      2) If you can convince me that the teenagers sending 50 messages a day are concerned about the cost, then I'll give you that point. The reason that falls down is that most of the "text speak" originated in lazy AIM conversations and the titles of songs by Prince.

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  48. Horrible! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A horrible step for academics to let people use their idiotic SMS-speak.

    I pray to god I never see whitepapers released in SMS-speak.

  49. WRONGO! by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

    Must use restrictive "that": "Proper spelling and grammar are unnatural constructs that were foisted upon the world by upper class tits who needed another way to make themselves feel special." Unless all unnatural constructs were foisted by these people for this reason. No, 95% doesn't count as all.

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    1. Re:WRONGO! by ari_j · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, it was correct as originally written. The fact that you can add words does not mean that you must.

    2. Re:WRONGO! by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:WRONGO! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      The original did not have the word that in it at all.

    4. Re:WRONGO! by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 1

      omg, dude, let it go. The original *should have used 'that' instead of 'which'.

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    5. Re:WRONGO! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Apparently, people here are confused with the definition of "original." I shouldn't be surprised.

    6. Re:WRONGO! by ojustgiveitup · · Score: 1
      I'm with you ari_j, the original doesn't need "that" or "which" but I still don't think it was quite correct.

      Proper spelling and grammar are unnatural constructs foisted upon the world by upper class tits that needed another way to make themselves feel special.

      It isn't correct to say "upper class tits that" because in this case "tits" are a group of people and must be referred to using "who."
    7. Re:WRONGO! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      I agree. That's the only arguable mistake in the original, which was strangely overlooked by the self-appointed grammar nazis. I just find it funny that people are referring to the second version as the original.

    8. Re:WRONGO! by bendodge · · Score: 0

      Actually, leaving out the relative pronoun that makes the dependant clause an elliptical adjective clause.
      It accepted, but not formal.

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    9. Re:WRONGO! by ari_j · · Score: 1

      "It accepted, but not formal. [sic]" Can you provide a source for this? I was never taught that elliptical clauses were informal and am always willing to learn new things.

    10. Re:WRONGO! by bendodge · · Score: 0

      Miss Siebert, my Writing and Grammar teacher. Sorry that isn't very helpful.

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    11. Re:WRONGO! by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      The fact that you can add words does not mean that you must.

      Indeed. I think that, more often than not, some people tack on superfluous verbiage just to engage in the written equivalent of "hearing themselves talk." It's a nasty habit acquired in school. When the teacher asked for a 500-word essay on some random topic, the offenders started throwing in meaningless junk just to drive the word count up. It saved them from having to do some real research and come up with something insightful.

      (Insert snide comment about what the kids who did the above are now doing here.)

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    12. Re:WRONGO! by kayditty · · Score: 1
      I don't know why people constantly try to correct me when I fix people's grammatical errors, because I'm usually not wrong, or, if I am, it's subjective that I am.

      You did not even make mention of the switching tenses:

      Proper spelling and grammar are unnatural constructs foisted upon the world by upper class tits that needed another way to make themselves feel special.

      The important part is the tense, really. Without 'were,' the sentence simply does not jive--you are essentially stating 'are foisted .. needed.'

      Finally, I know all about essential versus non-essential clauses, and I do not believe that "that" is necessarily correct in this particular context.

      You can tell that the latter part of the offending sentence is non-essential, because it can be reworded with a pause (everything else left unchanged):

      Proper spelling and grammar are unnatural constructs foisted upon the world (by upper class tits that needed another way to make themselves feel special).

      Proper spelling and grammar are unnatural constructs foisted upon the world--by upper class tits that needed another way to make themselves feel special.


      More importantly, when the sentence is reconstructed, we get this:

      Proper spelling and grammar are unnatural constructs [that|which] were foisted upon the world by upper class tits who needed another way to make themselves feel special.


      From this view, you can see that the sentence can be perceived as both necessitating a pause and not necessitating a pause.
      Thus, it may be left up to an excercise of taste how the sentence is rendered grammatically.
      However, this view also demonstrates that the qualifying statement is not essential to the initial object.
      As a general rule of thumb, then, it is unnecessary to make use of 'that' to conjoin a non-essential clause.
  50. Math by polemon · · Score: 1

    Math is full of cryptic abbreviatons, and every Student has to learn them in college, if not allready in highschool

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    1. Re:Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see your point... Is this a criticism? The difference between mathematics and text-speak is that abbreviations and symbols in mathematics are clearly defined; there is no ambiguity introduced by their use.

    2. Re:Math by polemon · · Score: 1

      Text-Speak can be defined for this use, like conventions, one has to obey.

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  51. I cant wait until by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kiwis learn that a = a and not an e

    Try and say the folllowing:
    Thet's right en 'ay' is en 'ay'

    I bet you wanna say it like:
    That's right, an 'a' is an 'a'

    oh yeah, and that they are not the country with an accent most similar to British English (ever heard a brit talk like that?)

    hehe go New Zuland!!!!

  52. It's called auto-completion by jt2190 · · Score: 1

    I've never understood why there isn't some kind of auto-completion feature in chat programs. For example, if I typed brb follwed by tab, the output would be I'll be right back. That way, the chat program wouldn't be making people far too comfortable reading weird abbreviations.

    1. Re:It's called auto-completion by kungfujesus · · Score: 1

      i think there's a gaim plugin for that

    2. Re:It's called auto-completion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SMS messages ("texts") are short, hence the first "S" in the acronym.

      One pays per message. Consequently, brevity is important.

      This sort of abbreviation has carried over into media with much smaller costs per character, out of habit or misunderstanding.

      Plus it drives adults crzi. Bonus!

  53. New Speak? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it anything like New Speak? ;)

  54. This Story Already Debunked? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  55. How about shorthand by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    Perhaps it would be more productive to encourage the use of Gregg shorthand instead of texting. Text-speak is little more than teenager fad, whereas shorthand can actually be a valuable skill in many real world occupations.

    1. Re:How about shorthand by koreaman · · Score: 1

      An excellent suggestion. The problem is that it would require examiners to understand Gregg as well. Perhaps the solution is to make it a required subject in school, and to require mastery in it to become a teacher.

  56. n4u8ezir^ by shudde · · Score: 1

    While I accept that languages evolve over time, giving academic legitimacy to a shorthand form that still hasn't achieved a clear consensus is idiotic. I've lost count of the number of times I've seen a text message abbreviation that was new to me and made little or no sense.

    Before I'm accused of dating myself with that comment, I'm certainly younger than the majority of high school teachers so you can imagine the problems they'll encounter grading these papers accurately.

    1. Re:n4u8ezir^ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's with the subject line? :-)

      I thought it might be your slashdot password, but unfortunately it seems it's either not your slashdot password, or somebody has beaten me to your account. ;-)

      Hope you weren't using the password for anything else...

      (Fittingly, the captcha for this post is "divulges")

    2. Re:n4u8ezir^ by shudde · · Score: 1

      Urmmm... I was talking about illegible writing right? Maybe the subject line had something to do with that rather than a password?

  57. Language is instinctive by roadkill-maker · · Score: 1
    How are kids supposed to learn proper spelling & grammar?

    Anyone remember "Ebonics"?
    Its interesting that you have a disliking of ebonics. Studies have shown it to be less ambigous then English.

    Now, the thing to look at is how language is instinctive. This means you don't learn language in school, but from hearing and participating in it when your growing up. I suggest reading Steven's Pinker's The Language Instinct. What the book is about should be fairly obvious.

    There are reasons to believe that Pinker is correct. There are Children who grow up with only a pidgin language to learn from, and they end up "filling in the gaps" so to speak, and come up with a full language just as powerful as English or any other.

    What IS learned in school, however, is reading and writing. These are not things that people will learn naturally, as there are an infinite number of ways to represent any word. So, by allowing the New Zealender's (If thats what they are called) to use text speak, its allowing another way to represent the language they speak. This does not mean it will change their langauge, or how they speak.

    One thing to note about text speak, is its an offshoot of another written representation. Indeed, I know no better way to learn text speak then to first learn the langauge its based off. So fears of it changing standard english writting forever seem to be ridiciulous, as text speak is based off of it.
    1. Re:Language is instinctive by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      The trouble is that, while normative approaches toward languages are more about social convention than about linguistics, they are still vital for communication. And, I think as importantly, for cultural literacy: already, I see students for whom 19th century English and American novels are incomprehensible.

      I know that the whole "ebonics" thing was a red herring: in fact, the initiative was to teach standard English by recognizing that American Black English was, for the most part, another dialect, and using what was known about cross-dialectical education to improve their standard English literacy and fluency. But it was picked up by the conservative, fly-over country demagogues as another example of "what's wrong with the left." (You'll find that a lot of those anecdotes wither under scrutiny.)

      I think the real problem is that student reading loads are too low: they aren't actually reading books that get assigned to them. Intensive reading improves writing, but too many students are writing without reading - over IM, on online forums, etc. The accommodations made to this kind of behaviour don't level the playing field, either: children sent to private schools are held to much higher standards, and the results become apparent later. Dumbing down the requirements reinforces social immobility.

    2. Re:Language is instinctive by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      So, by allowing the New Zealender's (If thats what they are called) to use text speak, its allowing another way to represent the language they speak. This does not mean it will change their langauge, or how they speak.

      No but it kills any official spelling. I don't know about your country but here in Germany I go nuts when trying to read a text from before orthography was invented and everyone spelled the way he felt like.

      Personally I'd deliberately misinterpret any possible ambiguity. On the internet I just don't read text that isn't written in a proper language since if it's not worth taking the time to write properly it's probably not worth the time to read, either.

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  58. The only words I have for this... by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    Oh fuck no.

    One more country to add to the list of 'demonstrations of the might of the Giant Pachinko Machine of Doom' when I begin my reign of terror.

    This is really damned stupid, and whoever came up with the idea should be shot, hung, drown, drawn, quartered, poisoned, stabbed, beheaded, and SET THE HELL ON FIRE.

    I think New Zealand has lost their right to use the English language. When you make 'you' a one letter word, you've gone and done it. Lewis Black is right, if you're going to fly 18 hours to some place, they should have the common courtesy to speak a different language when you get there, and if not... They should all jump off their island and push it a little closer to one of the other English-speaking nations.

    If this shit continues, the term 'Grammar Nazi' is going to take on new meaning, and we're not going to like it.

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  59. Don't be so passive! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn passive constructions! Here:

    Proper Spelling and grammar are unnatural constructs which upper class tits, who needed another way to make themselves feel special, foisted upon the world.

    1. Re:Don't be so passive! by mackyrae · · Score: 1

      Oh that's a new "grammar" thing. They think it's bad not to be active, as if it takes away from the meaning. You don't see anyone saying Shakespeare couldn't write because he used passive voice, do you? Passive voice is just fine and makes sense in certain circumstances.

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    2. Re:Don't be so passive! by calciphus · · Score: 1

      Passive voice can't be correct. It gets flagged by the Microsoft Grammar Checker.

    3. Re:Don't be so passive! by mackyrae · · Score: 1

      hahhaha Well, to be fair to the M$ Grammar Checker, it IS considered wrong these days, but it's a double standard. The classics which used it are just fine, but if you use it now it's bad. It doesn't make sense, and passive voice sounds right sometimes. I've had English teachers say they think there's nothing wrong with passive voice if you use it right.

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  60. Languages Do Eventually Change by MBC1977 · · Score: 1

    On a whim, I looked up the history of English (as a language), and was facinated the by the change in the language over the years, I suspect what we are going through is something simliar (but at a much faster rate of change). All cultures evolve, and there will always be some who doesn't want it too. Consider American (meaning the United States) English versus England's English, there are pointed differences and they invented the language (I have more than enough English friends who joke about the way we speak, and vice verser.)

    Stagnation kills, and change IS inevitable.

    Regards,

    MBC1977,
    (US Marine, College Student, and Proud Parent!)

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  61. You fail to understand the nature of testing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The subject to be tested in a math exam should be the subjects comprehension of math. Not their skills with english or their prose.

    Your mention of the skills needed by mathematicians and chemists is pointless. A math exam does NOT test your capacity to become either, merely how skilled you are in the subject. The point of a math exam is not to see how well suited you are to a career. That can only be done by combining all tests together. A math teacher will have far greater need to be skilled in english then a pure researcher. Even with math teachers there is a difference merely in what age group they are going to teach. A university teacher can probably get away with a more direct/abstract approach then a gradeschool teacher who will needs to be able to explain the basics in common english. The uni-teacher will hopefully have students who have learned the basics allready and have an active desire to learn more.

    But there is another problem with grading math exams or similar on the english quality as well. It punished people twice who are bad in language. Would you combine a math exam with a physical exam? Offcourse not. Then why do you find it logical to base your math test results on your english capabilities?

    Real teachers accept that outside pure language courses correct use of the language is not the most important factor. Some teachers even go as far as making grammar and spelling of lesser importance in language subjects like writing. If you write a beautifull piece of prose that is riddled with grammar and spelling errors you will find that most language teachers will still give you a higher grade then a student that has perfect spelling and grammar but writes meaningless trash.

    Offcourse this shouldn't be taken too far. I am not in favor of the school of thought that goes, 1+1=3 is a good answer as long as the kid feels positive about it. Nor should spelling and grammar be ignored, BUT I rather read an fascinating article riddled with spelling and grammar mistakes then a spellchecker sanitized piece of crap.

    Or put another way, I rather hear someone sing with passion of key, then hear someone do toneladders with perfect pitch.

    1. Re:You fail to understand the nature of testing by Coryoth · · Score: 1
      The subject to be tested in a math exam should be the subjects comprehension of math. Not their skills with english or their prose...But there is another problem with grading math exams or similar on the english quality as well. It punished people twice who are bad in language. Would you combine a math exam with a physical exam?

      There is a mis-perception here, and that is that I am grading students on their prose or the quality of their English, which simply isn't the case. I am grading them on their mathematics, and part of mathematics is writing and expressing mathematics. In the same way that a student may be graded down for failing to provide adequate working (when working is asked for of course - but demonstrating the ability to clearly express your reasoning is as important as the ability to write the correct result), students may be graded down for poorly expressed working, and that may be a result of errors in language. I'm not going to mark a student down for the odd spelling error that might have crept in, but spelling or grammatical errors that result in unclear or ambiguous reasoning is, to me, a problem. If they cannot clearly explain their ideas, how am I to know they actually understand it? Besides, being able to explain your answers is as much a part of mathematics as being able to arrive at them.

      If I were to present you with the following:

      Solve for x in 2x + 5 = 7;
      2x + 5 = 7
      => x + 5 = 7/2
      => x = 1
      I suspect you would object, and would be willing to mark down that answer. The question is, how is the error there really any different to an error in spelling or grammar that introduces a similarly ambiguous or nonsense statement? I don't accept either, but apparently you will give a student a free ride as long as it's their English grammar that's wrong, even if the result is something that is mathematically incorrect and we're left guessing (as with the example above) as to whether they actually understood but made a typo/error, or simply didn't know.
  62. Identity confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I am an english major..."

    "As a Comp Sci major..."

    A little confused, are we?

    1. Re:Identity confusion? by dangitman · · Score: 1

      I see you've never heard of a double major, or doing two degrees separately.

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  63. ROTFLMAO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG!!!!! LOL

  64. Public system in New Zealand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in New Zealand, the public education system in New Zealand has been in the toilet since the introduction of NCEA, which basically lets you reattempt the units you sit until you pass them, and has no records of failure. The universities here have had a hard job knowing what criteria to accept people into the more restricted programmes (law, engineering, medicine etc) since publics schools switched over to NCEA from the previous and IMHO superior bursary system. Public schools in New Zealand havn't been worth sending your children too for a few years now.

    I am a recent university graduate, who just missed the NCEA introduction by a couple of years.

  65. Ok, with limits by BoneFlower · · Score: 1

    I haven't read the article yet, I will when I get to work.

    For short fill in the blank questions, I see no problem with this. If if only takes a sentence or two to fully answer the question, grammar and spelling really aren't that important.

    For essay questions, where you have to fully justify and explain your answer, hell no. These generally don't simply test "do you know this" but also "can you explain this", and the latter can't really be satisfied with textspeak.

    The key is whether you are simply answering a question, or writing a paper(even an abbreviated one on a test).

  66. Text speak doesn't make sense by sco08y · · Score: 1

    I can understand IM speak if you never learned to type, but if you're IMing people all day, how is it you don't learn to type from that?

    And T9's been out a while. With it, there's no advantage with the most common abbreviations like "u" or "4." So unless kids are using really old phones or can't figure out T9, why do they do it?

    1. Re:Text speak doesn't make sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      T9 is a good thing, but I think I can explain why it isn't used by the teenagers who would be taking these exams: In NZ, we have two cellphone providers - Vodafone and Telecom. Vodafone's phones and network understand concatenated text messages, while on Telecom, this is not true.

      Unfortunately, Telecom provides a plan where one can send 500 messages per month for only NZ$10 - this totally shits on virtually any of Vodafone's offerings, so all the heavy texters, ie, the teenagers, all buy Telecom phones, and are unable to concatenate text messages, so must compress all hell out of them in order to say what they want to without having to first send the message they have started, inducing a delay in the total message while they tap out the second part. Text Speak is the unfortunate result.

  67. Wazzup? by Farfnagel · · Score: 0

    What wrong wiff usin' shothan English, as long as ya knows da answer, Beeatch? and git Sheniquah's ass back ova' heeah.

  68. No cursive for you by Easy2RememberNick · · Score: 1

    A friend of mine said his child's teacher refused to teach them cursive writing because it wasn't needed anymore, the Web, newspapers, pretty much everything is written as block text.

      I've also noticed quite a few adults "write" notes and letters in block letters instead of cursive, these are business executives, professors not your average Joe they are professionals! It looks childish, it would be even worse if they also used " u r " instead of "you are".

  69. You'd expect that from my country... by aduzik · · Score: 1

    I would expect the United States to condone poor grammar, but New Zealand? I know they've got some bizarre idioms and slang, but I thought every other country took education much more seriously than mine.

    Excerpt from a top-notch paper:

    & then marie antoinet was all lol let them eat cake and frenchies were all ur so dead were gonna chop ur head of! cu in hell bitch

    People of New Zealand: if you take education seriously, you will do well. If you don't, you end up with a president (prime minister) who will get us stuck in Iraq. Also, you end up with a senator (MP) who leaves out a very important pronoun in a bad joke.

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    1. Re:You'd expect that from my country... by dafing · · Score: 1
      Off topic yes, but as a New Zealander, I'd like to know what bits of our slang you think are stupid. I'm sure that all cultures consider the others to be stupid in at least a couple ways, so If you could give me any examples it would be great. I guess the ones you think are silly are mostly to do with English (English English!) originations that have stuck here but not in some of the other parts of the world, including those that speak American.

      I laughed and laughed when I heard about this Txt language on the radio, I guess that its maybe for times when a student might accidentally use a "TXT" word or abbreviation instead of the correct English, its far from being FORCED to use Txt language. If it works, I'm sure we wont even notice it in years to come.

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    2. Re:You'd expect that from my country... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose by spouting disparaging remarks such as "I thought every other country took education much more seriously than mine", that you view yourself as one of the enlightened few, distinct from the ignorant masses that you so unfortunately have to be associated with by being from the US.

      Ironically, I think such statements prove that you have no actual understanding of reality. Obviously you don't take education very seriously either or else you would have amassed a much greater body of knowledge and clearer understanding of the world around you.

    3. Re:You'd expect that from my country... by jtev · · Score: 1

      Your parent comment said that the slang and idioms are bizzare, not stupid. As in they are not what makes sense based on his understanding. I can give a concrete example of a slang term that many Americans consider bizzare that us used by NZ AU and UK. In all those locations the word "Pissed" means drunk, wheras in the US "pissed" means very angry, a short hand for pissed off, which I'm not sure if that is present in your particular slangs. Or it can also mean "the state of somthing having been urinated on" E.G. "I am not sleeping in a pissed bed" Or it can also be the past tense of piss, which means to urinate. I'm not sure where the piss in your particular dialects come from, but in American English it comes from the French word for to urinate. Is that good enough for you?

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    4. Re:You'd expect that from my country... by dafing · · Score: 1
      Thanks for that, when you tell someone else that their way of life is "bizarre", then that generally means that they are backwards, or wrong, or stupid. At least in NZ English! I have no problems with what other people thing of me or my country.

      Here, Pissed means drunk AND "Pissed" off. Both! Maybe thats from our version of drunk plus the term "Pissed off" from american etc television such as Family Guy etc.

      Thanks for your reply, have a great day.

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    5. Re:You'd expect that from my country... by aduzik · · Score: 1

      Education is very important to me. And it's for that reason that I hold such a dim view of the American educational system. Growing up, every day I saw peers who weren't learning very much and not performing well. But neither they nor their teachers particularly cared. Instead, they handed out A's and B's like candy instead of giving them the D's and F's they deserved. They did that so that the kids' self esteem wouldn't be injured. But all the self esteem in the world won't help you do the arithmetic that crops up everywhere in daily life or write a coherent sentence. The result was a lot of arrogant kids who thought they were just the best, in spite of being unable to do simple arithmetic or communicate according to anything resembling the rules of the English language. Since having a poor education makes it difficult for a person to do any job well -- take writing an email or memo to your boss, for example -- I would imagine that they end up ultimately less happy. So the whole self esteem thing just doesn't work in the long run.

      Here's another example of how our system is broken. One of my best friends became a high school art teacher. But most of her students wouldn't do their homework, they wouldn't write the three page art history essay her class required, and many wouldn't make the effort to get a camera for her photography class. Her first semester, she averaged her students' grades and gave anyone with an average below 65% an F. Then the barrage of threatening calls and emails began. "Why did you give my little precious a 'D'?! He's getting A's in the rest of his classes! What's your problem, lady?" The principal told her that she would be fired unless she started grading on a curve. So, if half of her class did their work regularly and the other half didn't, a big portion of those who didn't do their work ended up with C's instead of the F's they deserved. It also meant that, in a class of 35, she had to give exactly five A's. That means that there have been times when students deserving an A have gotten a B instead, and vice-versa. The grades became meaningless, since they were more of a rough ranking of each student relative to the other students in the class rather than an honest evaluation of each students' work.

      The way in which we measure educational progress is only one facet of the flawed American educational system. Let's talk dollars and cents. While our president has been waging his religious crusade in the Middle East, the Pell Grant has remained stagnant. Federal college loan programs provide so little money to students now that most have to borrow from banks at much higher interest rates. That means that a lot of deserving kids who ought to be able to get an affordable education can't.

      I don't think it's at all "obvious" that I don't take education seriously. Indeed, quite the opposite is true. I can point to specific examples of places where our system fails its students, and thus American society in general. I don't think the "masses" are ignorant, I think they set the bar for "acceptable" educational quality too low. Despite the fact that our country owes much of its success to its well-educated citizens, education is culturally devalued. I don't think most people see, convincingly enough, what effects the deficiencies of their educational system has on their children and on society in general.

      Here's what I don't get: we obsess about offshoring and outsourcing. But no one connects the dots between a second-rate education, the attitude of entitlement among Americans, and practices like offshoring. We don't realize that countries like India, while much poorer than the US, still turn out excellent college graduates who are, in many cases, better-educated and more driven than their American counterparts but will work for a fraction of the pay. It shows that, in order for a wealthy country's citizens to maintain their place in the world economy, they have to become better-educated. Since the welfare of our nation depends on it, I do think that education is vitally important.

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  70. requirements for a "correct" answer by Ygorl · · Score: 1

    When I'm grading, the burden of communication is on the student. It is each student's job not just to know the answer, but to convince me that he or she knows it. No credit if this doesn't happen.

    I used to be a lot more forgiving, but practical issues (stacks of quizzes a foot high) pushed me to reexamine my philosophy.

  71. It's all a misunderstanding... by pidge-nz · · Score: 5, Informative

    Short Answer: Move along, nothing to see here, it's an unsubstantiated rumour.

    Long Answer:

    From a New Zealand Herald article, somewhat more authorative on what's going on in New Zealand than CNN.

    Text language risky move in NCEA examinations

    Friday November 10, 2006
    By Claire Trevett

    Students are being warned not to use cellphone texting abbreviations in NCEA exams after reports suggested the shorthand was to be allowed.

    The New Zealand Qualifications Authority is dashing media reports that students could use text abbreviations in exams without penalty if their answers otherwise showed the required understanding.

    ...

    Read the article for more. And get it while it's hot, as NZ Herald only allows access to non-subscribers for a week.

  72. Oh God by XnavxeMiyyep · · Score: 1

    Reading the replies to this story hurts my head. Imagine having to read essays and essays written in AIMSpeak. I would not want to be a teacher in New Zealand right now.

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  73. CNN sucks - read the real press release by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.nzqa.govt.nz/news/releases/2006/101106. html
    It does not encourage the behaviour, and will not tolerate it in language questions.
    In math, rather than right "there exists", you can just write an upside down 'E'.
    They are just broadening this idea to include "text-speak" for non language areas.

  74. "Talkie" phones in the future? by WK1 · · Score: 1

    I predict that in the future, we will be able to talk into a phone and the person on the other end can read what we said. Eventually, the technology will be so advanced that we will talk into a phone, and the person on the other end will hear our voice.

    Seemingly when new technologies come into place which would make text entry more efficient (maybe better predictive text input, speech-to-text built into phones, etc.) textspeak won't even be needed.
    1. Re:"Talkie" phones in the future? by TomHandy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I do agree that would be the sort of silly thing about "speech to text" in a phone, but I mainly mentioned it since I have heard other people offer it as an idea.

    2. Re:"Talkie" phones in the future? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Eventually, the technology will be so advanced that we will talk into a phone, and the person on the other end will hear our voice.

      I didn't understand the allure of texting until I went to Japan. As soon as my return flight landed at O'Hare and dozens of people started chatting on their phones, I recalled train cars full of people silently texting, and I understood.

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  75. gaiz dis is 2 kul by Codename46 · · Score: 1

    now i cn sav tyme bi ritin shrtr wrdz LOOL!

  76. Not so bad by hanju · · Score: 1

    10 November, 2006 The Qualifications Authority is actively discouraging candidates in NCEA exams from using abbreviations, including text-style abbreviations. Deputy Chief Executive, Qualifications, Bali Haque said there had been no change in the Authority's policy in regard to use of abbreviations in examinations. Where an examination requires candidates to demonstrate language use - i.e. sentence structure, grammar, spelling - they would be penalised for using abbreviations, Mr Haque said. Where an examination requires candidates to demonstrate understanding in an area of study other than language use, they need to clearly show the required understanding. In these cases, use of abbreviations creates a risk of answers not being understood, Mr Haque said. "The candidates' priority at all times should be to ensure their answers are clearly understandable to markers. The best way to do this is to use standard English," he said.
    I must say that the nzqa website puts it in less wow omg. terms

  77. Re: Oxford Dictionary additions by grolschie · · Score: 1
    Yes this means the we New Zealanders must be idiots for allowing this. However, the English language has already turned to crap.
    In addition to my post, from the link, check out these new definitions of existing words, based on poor habits of non-native English speakers: he, me, she, we, you.

    The English language has gone to the pack. What about these additions:
    bootylicious, doobry, feh, google, lesbigay, prairie-dogging, warez.

    The Oxford Dictionary has become UrbanDictionary. And yes, I am aware that languages evolve.
  78. Oh this is nothing new. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1
    When I used to teach at universities in the UK (not minor ones, by the way) I found that about 30-40% of first-year undergraduates were essentially illiterate, that is, unable to construct a single coherent sentence in writing

    Back in the 1980's as a graduate student TA (University of Colorado, Boulder) the faculty became increasingly annoyed at that fact and made all undergraduate exams in Molecular and Cell Biology essay exams.

    Of course, the poor TA's had to grade the things and it was instantly apparent that even those students who presumably graduated in the upper 1/3 of their class could not write a simple declarative sentence in English. Off to start dating English majors to help with grading homework assignments. Always look at the bright side of things....

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  79. brevity? by mpf · · Score: 1

    They may as well allow morse code:

    http://morsecode.scphillips.com/cgi-bin/morse.cgi? input="Brevity%20is%20the%20soul%20of%20wit.%20Wil liam%20Shakespeare"

  80. rgh! by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

    rg! wtf s rng w ths ppl?

  81. Discrimination! by Schraegstrichpunkt · · Score: 1

    Insensitive clods! What about other encodings? Will I be able to write my exams in Morse code? How about base64?

  82. their joking right? by janthan · · Score: 1

    One of the tasks of a school is to teach students proper English, not devalue it.

    1. Re:their joking right? by smash · · Score: 1

      I think you mean "they're joking".... short for "they are"...

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  83. no no, use newspeak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    text-speak, doubleplusbad,

    doublellonglive Newspeak! haha

  84. OMGROTFLOL!!1 by ShagratTheTitleless · · Score: 0

    Nz, y u do dat?

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  85. Citation needed. by Naruki · · Score: 1
    You need an authoritative citation that backs up your claim, such as this (http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/pronouns1. htm#relative):

    • The pronoun which refers to things; who (and its forms) refers to people; that usually refers to things, but it can also refer to people in a general kind of way.

    Except, you know, my citation tends to show the original had no mistakes. :-)

    1. Re:Citation needed. by ojustgiveitup · · Score: 1

      You are correct! **Bows head in respectful defeat**

    2. Re:Citation needed. by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Like I said, "arguable mistake." I had no problem with it as written, if you read through this entire ridiculous thread. Yikes, eh? :P

  86. Did nobody think of this? by Naruki · · Score: 1

    Maybe black mariah is an upper class tit.

  87. 2 b or not 2 b by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    the numeral '2' is not a word. Also two, to, too and 2 all have different meanings. Luckily those meanings are consistant whatever context you are in. When using '2' as a text-speak word the meaning depends on context.

    2 me it seems 2 be more complicated as 2 what 2 means, don't you think so 2?

    now does 'ur' mean you are, you're or your ? I would think it is literally "you are". any other way other way of vocalizing it seems to come out like a grunt. urururur is the sound l33t sp33kers make in the bedroom.

    if people can use text-speak in exams, can I use words like unF and fapfapfapfap?

    there is a time for formal writing(like resumes/CVs, exams), and a time for informal writing(like slashdot, irc, texting your friends, etc)
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  88. ZOMG!!!!111!!! by kimvette · · Score: 1

    OMG!! R U 4 real? LOLOL!!!!111!!!!!

    This is not good; how is lowering the bar possibly going to help kids learn?

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  89. Guitar Tablature by Trentus · · Score: 1

    One of the classes I undertook this year for my year 12 was music solo performance. Anyway, this year they changed the course a bit. They added stuff like Algerian Minor, Gypsy Minor, Lydian Dominant, and other stuff no one has heard of, and that you will likely never use. But one of the major changes was that they added the option for guitarists to write some of their answers in Tablature form, which for those who don't know, is very different from notated music.

    Basically, because most of the guitarists were having a hard time, they tried to dumb down the system for them instead of teaching them how to read and write notated music. Learning to read notated music helps a lot when learning music theory, which we also do a lot of. Unless you understand the basics, you will never understand the more complex theory, and thus will not become a competent musician.

    The same goes for languages. You have to learn the alphabet and a number of words before you can begin to understand it. If you don't learn the basic grammar and spelling, you will only end up confused and misunderstood.

  90. South Auckland Rprznt by PyroStuntz · · Score: 1

    I teach in a school in South Auckland, New Zealand. The teenagers I teach can hardly understand the requirements of the assessments we give them as their literacy standards can be up to four years behind the national average. I wonder if they would achieve better results if the assessment papers were written in txt language also.

  91. Material for research on irregular verbs by InfiniteRandomChaos · · Score: 1

    Never know, it might be worth an experiment. These answer scripts could be intresting research material for linguists scratching their heads about irregular verbs.

  92. Disgusted with Kiwis by Sardaukar86 · · Score: 1

    On the face of it and without local grassroots knowledge, I'd be disgusted with New Zealanders too. As always, there's more to the story however.

    Well, having said that I actually am disgusted, because sufficient numbers of New Zealand sheeple have voted twice now in continued support of this kind of madness.

    Unfortunately, those of us who prefer adult debate to childish ad-hominem attacks, fiscal responsibility to blatant misappropriation of public funds, etc., are in the minority and effectively up against the wall of a deeply insidious socialist regime.

    Sadly, the US does not hold a monopoly on collective stupidity as many of us sometimes like to believe. Our education system is something of a litmus test for the whole New Zealand way of life, which has been systematically de-fanged and hobbled over the years to the point where our incomprehensible stupidity manages to make it to Slashdot (to my shame, I might add).

    My optimism for the future is also very shaky. I shudder when considering the human garbage rolling out of the New Zealand educational system each and every year; blank-faced dullards with little comprehension or interest in the world around them, partially literate at best and even lacking enough basic arithmatic to make a rough guess at how much change they should expect back from the shopkeeper!

    Don't write this off as hyperbole either, I can personally name a dozen kids up to the age of fifteen who can't tell the time from an analogue clock! Kids without even the skills to look up an address in the phonebook!

    More and more I am finding that these are the class of morons served up by recruitment agencies, leaving employers sifting through piles of cruft to find the one golden person capable of crafting a coherent e-mail without needing babysitting!

    If the kids aren't being educated by their educators or parented by their parents, how can we hope to hold our own on the world stage?

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  93. This happened in the UK last year.... by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/ne ws/2005/05/15/nspell15.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/05/15 /ixhome.html

    PS: Are there dictionaries for "l33t" so I know when I'm doing it correctly?

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  94. Not exactly new... by bigtomrodney · · Score: 1

    The education system in my country is considered to be one of the best in the world. I use perfectly correct grammar at all times but I do see that this approach is sensible. For several years now this has been in place in our schools. Unless you are specifically testing English grammar then it should not count against you. Someone who has a perfectly good understanding of History should not be penalised on their history score because their English is not good enough. Even English Literature is a measure of Literary knowledge and understanding, not grammar.

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  95. well, its only fair.. by pjr.cc · · Score: 1

    If the US can invent its own form of english cause they couldn't handle real (british) english, then why not i say!

    Maybe it'll be the new "international language". Although it is comically familiar of the "microsoft english" joke where they "own" english and transform it into a pseudo-german sounding language...

  96. In other news... by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    ..."The dog ate my homework" will be acceptable in school, provided the student provide stool samples of the animal in question with said homework fragments throughout.

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  97. "The media has gotten this very wrong" by broohaha · · Score: 2, Informative

    To quote a friend working in IT for St. John's College in New Zealand:

    It is not true. There was an announcement here to all students and teachers
    that the media has gotten this very wrong. As an English teacher said, "We
    try to teach them good spelling and grammar, and then the media does this.
    What is the point of teaching if kids would be allowed to do that?"


    Blame seems to go to the Associated Press of America.

  98. Dost thou prefer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about we all still speak like this - Eft he axode, hu ðære ðeode nama wære e hi of comon. Him wæs geandwyrd, æt hi Angle genemnode wæron. a cwæð he, "Rihtlice hi sind Angle gehatene, for ðan ðe hi engla wlite habbað, and swilcum gedafenað æt hi on heofonum engla geferan beon."

    Let the language evolve.

  99. I used to tutor people who used poor English.... by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 0
    What do I need to learn English for? I'm never going to England! (apologies to Homer Simpson).

    Seriously though, I used to tutor various information systems subjects at university, in which there were a lot of foreign students, often with poor English skills. Unless the particular assignment had specific requirements for English ability, I only marked the students down for bad English if I couldn't understand what they were writing. I didn't worry about poor spelling (unless it was inconsistent - I saw one student spell the name of a company 6 different ways on two pages once!) or grammatical mistakes. My reasoning was:
    • The students were being assessed on their abilities in the subject, not English
    • If the student went back overseas and got a job in his/her native country, then the language would not matter, only the knowledge of the subject matter would
    • If the student remained in Australia and tried to get a job, the employer would notice their inability to communicate and would probably not hire them.
    Usually these sort of students didn't get high marks anyway because they had trouble understanding the subjects, let alone doing assignments etc. There were some fun moments, like a Russian student I once had who put ":)" into his technical report several times! Maybe he should go to New Zealand.
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