I'm fucking sick of your bullshit about Roma Fucking Victoria. The _only_ game where you take turns putting your virtual fist up each other's virtual asses.
Peak Oil, suitcase nukes, national debt currency crisis, polluted air & water, pandemics, killer MS-worms, grey goo, human DNA patents, bans on encryption, elimination of free speech...
... we didn't start the fire. It was always burnin' since the world was turnin'
So, who created this Flash movie, eh? Some fucker who no-one's ever heard of before and never will again?
You know why? Because it's NOT a home-spun bit of memorabilia. It's been designed by marketing executives who are too busy snorting cocaine to bother playing games.
Work it out while you suckle on the nipponese teat, fuckwits! It's called Viral Advertising. Some CUNT in a high paying design agency job, shits out a roughly hewn flash animation onto the internet, making sure it has enough 'geek memes' for the digerati to want to propogate it. Famicom? Check. PSP? Check. Oh, I must buy one of those PSPs.
SHEEPLE THE LOT OF YOU!
How's about THIS for a plan instead? Don't buy a PSP. Steal one. And then burn the fucking thing.
Or maybe you're too entranced by lumines to notice that the great endeavour of humanity is being reduced to staring impassively at bleeping boxes.
Star Wars Star Christensen and boyfriend Disney Star Blumas are being
investigated
Since February 2004, Trevor Blumas and his friends have been under
investigation by more than one law enforcement in Canada and the U.S. for
charges of "child molestation."
In February 2004, the Ontario Provincial Police began an investigation into
acts of "child molestation" committed by Trevor when he was younger. When
two minors have sexual relations with each other, the older boy can be held
responsible and can be charged, under existing "child molestation" statutes.
Blumas has been proven in the past to have had sexual relations with several
minor boys when he himself was a minor, some of whom were younger than him,
and his friends have also had sexual relations with several younger boys,
some of whom were younger than them, including Trevor himself.
Trevor Blumas: Trevor's Gay Secrets! -
http://www.universalway.org/Trevor/trevorblumas4.h tml
Disney Star Blumas is Gay, was Molested, and is Molester -
http://www.geocities.com/staylefish2005/#Blumas
Additionally, besides the above acts, evidence exists that when Blumas was
an adult himself, he and his long-time boyfriend and lover Hayden
Christensen were involved in a tryst with a minor boy, pop star Aaron
Carter, when Carter was 15 years old.
Did Trevor Blumas "Date" Aaron Carter? Is Aaron Carter Gay? -
http://www.universalway.org/Trevor/aaroncarter.htm l
So Trevor's long-time boyfriend and lover Hayden Christensen is also
implicated in the some of the above acts of child molestation, and because
of this, if either Hayden or Trevor ever admit that they are gay, they
essentially admit to many of the above charges being true, and may be
prosecuted for those acts. However, recent events have made it clear to the
public that both Hayden and Trevor are gay, and have been long-time
boyfriends and lovers:
http://pagesixsixsix.com/modules/news/article.php? storyid=313&keywords=Hayde
n+Christensen&PHPSESSID=82cfa9e9301e4edc6d214ce97b 2d78c1
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/1583717.html
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt/1535847.html
Christensen was also an adult at the time, and at the time of the initial
investigation, the charges were found to have merit, however, none of the
boys who were molested chose to come forth and give testimony, most being
friends of Trevor as they were, and thus, there was no "concrete evidence"
that could be used in prosecution of Trevor. That investigation continues to
this very day.
Furthermore, in January 2005, additional charges were levied against Trevor
and some of his friends, including an older friend who is a middle age man,
those also being for child molestation and also for felony corruption of
minors by the older man and felony drug trafficking by Trevor and his
friends and the older man also. At that time, an investigation was initiated
by the Drugs & Vice Department of the London Ontario Police Department, such
investigation which also continues to this very day.
Both investigations have through necessity extended into the venues in which
the two young men have resided in the recent past, and with information
coming from the West Hollywood California Police Department about Hayden and
Trevor both being gay, investigators now know for sure that both young men
are guilty of all charges of child molestation filed against them, however,
none of the boys involved are willing to provide testimony which would lead
to the prosecution of those who have been accused.
All of this is why right now, both Hayden and Trevor are involved in acts
that are designed to make both of them appear not to be gay, acts which
themselves are actually part of a continuing conspiracy to cover up the
above acts of child molestation, and which has implicated all involved in
that conspiracy.
Christensen and Blumas are both "child molesters" and have been investigated
for such charges, and such investigations continue to this very day, and
certain people are trying to cover up for both Hayden and Trevor's "child
molestation" activities.
I will start this out by saying that if any blizzard fanbois respond to this with a flame...you're just trolling and are even more out of line than you consider me to be.
I will save the whole "my history in mmo's" speech and instead cut to the chase...
I bought WoW about 3 weeks after release expecting to find a game that does what it says: caters to the hardcore and casual gamers equally. I played WoW for about 2 months only to find out that this game caters to one kind of player: non-mmo vets looking to get their feet wet in the genre. Don't argue it...it's dead on spot true.
When I first started playing I noticed how this game had phenomenal graphics (anyone who says otherwise is on crack or blind), awesome characters, an immersive world, and many many many different ways to customize your characters skill/abils as well as equipment.
However, as time marched on I made the following realization about WoW: If I play more than a few hours a day I can ding lvl 60 with virtually NO hold ups. I never have to unlock any zones, never have to do anything in any order.....hell, I don't even have to do a quest to hit the cap. That's not an MMO, that's some kind of RPG/Action hybrid aimed at appealing to what is in fact the average wow gamer: a high school kid who loves the idea of playing an mmo, rotting on the forums etc...but has never succeeded at one before. WoW takes your fifteen bucks and then hands you the key to instant uberness. When I stand around in IronForge I see DOZENS upon DOZENS of people running around at the cap, pissing and moaning about the game being to easy and that they have nothing left to do except retreat old ground. This has got be the first MMO that hit this state in less than 3 months.
Added, that for a game that boasts PVP and BG content as it's selling points, and as the main things that make it "better" than other mmo's, there's really nothing in the way of purposeful pvp and BG's are probably another 6 months away. And 6 months is realistic....blizz has recently stated that they plan on releasing the first expansion roughly 12 months after release. Let's give them the benefit of the doubt and say they release it on time...which would be a first for the genre. That's another 9 months out. Ironically...this week blizz has stated that they feel it would be in the game's best interests to hold out BG until that expansion. So, as you see, my stating of 6 months for battlegrounds isn't even realistic, that's how hopeful it is. 9-12 months is much more realistic. Imagine if this is the way it really pans out...there will be half a million lvl 60's with nothing to do, and nothing to make the GREAT and HARDCORE players stand out in any way shape or form. That's not an MMO.
I understand that you'll point to sales numbers and tell me how wonderful wow is doing...the bottom line is this: It's selling at the rate it is b/c of it's mass appeal. It does something other mmo's have never done, and for the purpose of not ruining the genre like every other gaming genre has had happen to it. It appeals to gamers who really don't belong on an MMO. They want instant gratification, instant uberness, and instant action. Problem with that approach is it always will equal instant burnout within weeks, and at best months.
Purpose of this thread is not to bash wow....to be honest, a part of me is asking for advice on why wow is worth it long term. I own and subscribe to both wow and EQ2 and as of now, I give 100 percent of my time to EQ2 because of the following reasons: I know, that no matter how good I get, or no matter how much progress I make any night...I'm just scratching the surface...no matter WHAT I do. There are so many enemies and so many "goals" that people won't even come across for another two years, that I truly feel that I'm one character, in a whole world of heroes. Also...in EQ2, EVERY (and I mean EVERY) single thing that you do is recorded on the web as YOUR achievement and then ranks you against all those on your server, as well as all those in th
You'd think these social losers and miscreants would try to win themselves a FIRST life before they start shitting their pathetic little efforts onto the Second Life abomination.
Anyway, here's a joke:
Q. What do you call a queer Redneck? A. Sweet Homo Anal Banger!
Tom Delay followed the orderly through the halls of the hospice. He was more than a little nervous at the idea of meeting Terri: hospitals made him a bit egdy. Nevertheless, he believed this to be a big item for his constituents, and he marched proudly to see this wonderful dying woman.
Eventually they reached the room and he asked the orderly to leave him alone with her for some 'personal prayer time.' The orderly obliged and left him there. Tom noticed that the lights were somewhat dim. Why not, he thought. It's not like this vegetable will need them. Tired after a long day with some of the fundamentalists outside the hospice he threw himself into a chair and began to think the situation over. He knew he'd already won big points with the religious crowd, but he hoped to find a way to score even bigger. Leaving the hospice and claiming that Terri had spoken to him through prayer was one idea that came to mind, but he immediately dismissed it as a little too outlandish. He needed something simple.
Heh, she's certainly livelier than my wife is, he thought to himself bitterly. He cast his eyes over at the faintly stirring Terri, who was staring at the ceiling with those lovely dark eyes and drooling quietly to herself. I have to admit, she was a beautiful woman once. But now she's just old. Terri here, though... the lack of intelligence notwithstanding, she has a simple charm to her. A simple charm that a down home Texan like myself might appreciate.
Tom quietly chastised himself for such thoughts. Granted, he may have become bitter after years of loveless marriage, and the semi-private hospital room did afford him some freedom to exercise thoughts that might otherwise accidentally slip out in public... but. But what? Tom took a moment to wrestle with his conscience. Lord, I know this to be wrong, but....
'It's a crying shame that such a lovely young lady might suffer such a painful death without a few final... comforts,' he said to himself, slightly surprised that he'd managed to work up the courage to entertain the notion. Still, was it not his duty as a good Christian to ease the suffering of this woman? He was, after all, only trying to elicit some sort of response. She would not respond as much as some women would, but then, Tom liked them that way. 'I suppose, my dear, that your last worldly affair might save me some rohypnol.'
Tom stood and checked to be sure that the door was closed and latched before he unbuckled his belt as quietly as possible... not an easy task with the giant buckle he had that complied with all Texas rules and regulations for belt buckle sizes. Without letting his pants slip he moved to sit beside her on the bed. Terri still didn't respond. Tom tentatively reached out a hand to fondle her breasts through the flimsy hospital gown, immediately feeling his member stiffen as he did so. He gently found her nipples through the gown and pinched them, though he got no response from her. Good...
He slowly removed what he could of the gown, though he was too busy keeping his pants on to do a proper job of turning her over to remove the whole thing. Instead he managed to get most of the front of her uncovered and let his hands wander and explore her, pausing a moment as he came across the hole where her feeding tube was missing. Idle thoughts flitted through his mind as he fingered it, but they fled and he continued his searching, until he found her surprisingly neatly trimmed bush.
As he gently tickled her glorious labia he found it impossible to resist rubbing himself through his clothes. All the while he was watching her face intently, hoping for some sign of life. But not too much life, he cautioned himself. Persistently vegetative women tell no tales.... Fortunately she was still contentedly drooling... from both sets of lips! He brought his fingers to his nose and took a good whiff of the acrid goodness thereupon.
Suddenly he heard a few sets of footsteps outside! With all the quickness he could muster he re-buckled his belt and tried
Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.
Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?
I will start this out by saying that if any blizzard fanbois respond to this with a flame...you're just trolling and are even more out of line than you consider me to be.
I will save the whole "my history in mmo's" speech and instead cut to the chase...
I bought WoW about 3 weeks after release expecting to find a game that does what it says: caters to the hardcore and casual gamers equally. I played WoW for about 2 months only to find out that this game caters to one kind of player: non-mmo vets looking to get their feet wet in the genre. Don't argue it...it's dead on spot true.
When I first started playing I noticed how this game had phenomenal graphics (anyone who says otherwise is on crack or blind), awesome characters, an immersive world, and many many many different ways to customize your characters skill/abils as well as equipment.
However, as time marched on I made the following realization about WoW: If I play more than a few hours a day I can ding lvl 60 with virtually NO hold ups. I never have to unlock any zones, never have to do anything in any order.....hell, I don't even have to do a quest to hit the cap. That's not an MMO, that's some kind of RPG/Action hybrid aimed at appealing to what is in fact the average wow gamer: a high school kid who loves the idea of playing an mmo, rotting on the forums etc...but has never succeeded at one before. WoW takes your fifteen bucks and then hands you the key to instant uberness. When I stand around in IronForge I see DOZENS upon DOZENS of people running around at the cap, pissing and moaning about the game being to easy and that they have nothing left to do except retreat old ground. This has got be the first MMO that hit this state in less than 3 months.
Added, that for a game that boasts PVP and BG content as it's selling points, and as the main things that make it "better" than other mmo's, there's really nothing in the way of purposeful pvp and BG's are probably another 6 months away. And 6 months is realistic....blizz has recently stated that they plan on releasing the first expansion roughly 12 months after release. Let's give them the benefit of the doubt and say they release it on time...which would be a first for the genre. That's another 9 months out. Ironically...this week blizz has stated that they feel it would be in the game's best interests to hold out BG until that expansion. So, as you see, my stating of 6 months for battlegrounds isn't even realistic, that's how hopeful it is. 9-12 months is much more realistic. Imagine if this is the way it really pans out...there will be half a million lvl 60's with nothing to do, and nothing to make the GREAT and HARDCORE players stand out in any way shape or form. That's not an MMO.
I understand that you'll point to sales numbers and tell me how wonderful wow is doing...the bottom line is this: It's selling at the rate it is b/c of it's mass appeal. It does something other mmo's have never done, and for the purpose of not ruining the genre like every other gaming genre has had happen to it. It appeals to gamers who really don't belong on an MMO. They want instant gratification, instant uberness, and instant action. Problem with that approach is it always will equal instant burnout within weeks, and at best months.
Purpose of this thread is not to bash wow....to be honest, a part of me is asking for advice on why wow is worth it long term. I own and subscribe to both wow and EQ2 and as of now, I give 100 percent of my time to EQ2 because of the following reasons: I know, that no matter how good I get, or no matter how much progress I make any night...I'm just scratching the surface...no matter WHAT I do. There are so many enemies and so many "goals" that people won't even come across for another two years, that I truly feel that I'm one character, in a whole world of heroes. Also...in EQ2, EVERY (and I mean EVERY) single thing that you do is recorded on the web as YOUR achievement and then ranks you against all those on your server, as well as all those in the
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I'm fucking sick of your bullshit about Roma Fucking Victoria. The _only_ game where you take turns putting your virtual fist up each other's virtual asses.
NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY YOUR SHITTY GAME!
What would REALLY turn me on right now is a picture of Kathleen Fent that someone's shit over.
Could the Slashdot crew oblige?
Peak Oil, suitcase nukes, national debt currency crisis, polluted air & water, pandemics, killer MS-worms, grey goo, human DNA patents, bans on encryption, elimination of free speech...
... we didn't start the fire. It was always burnin' since the world was turnin'
HELLO! I'M BRIAN BLESSED!
So, who created this Flash movie, eh? Some fucker who no-one's ever heard of before and never will again?
You know why? Because it's NOT a home-spun bit of memorabilia. It's been designed by marketing executives who are too busy snorting cocaine to bother playing games.
Work it out while you suckle on the nipponese teat, fuckwits! It's called Viral Advertising. Some CUNT in a high paying design agency job, shits out a roughly hewn flash animation onto the internet, making sure it has enough 'geek memes' for the digerati to want to propogate it. Famicom? Check. PSP? Check. Oh, I must buy one of those PSPs.
SHEEPLE THE LOT OF YOU!
How's about THIS for a plan instead? Don't buy a PSP. Steal one. And then burn the fucking thing.
Or maybe you're too entranced by lumines to notice that the great endeavour of humanity is being reduced to staring impassively at bleeping boxes.
I agree with this post.
Although Allah (*spit*) seems to do a good job of killing his subhuman man-pig flock. Just ask an Indonesian.
Star Wars Star Christensen and boyfriend Disney Star Blumas are being investigated Since February 2004, Trevor Blumas and his friends have been under investigation by more than one law enforcement in Canada and the U.S. for charges of "child molestation." In February 2004, the Ontario Provincial Police began an investigation into acts of "child molestation" committed by Trevor when he was younger. When two minors have sexual relations with each other, the older boy can be held responsible and can be charged, under existing "child molestation" statutes. Blumas has been proven in the past to have had sexual relations with several minor boys when he himself was a minor, some of whom were younger than him, and his friends have also had sexual relations with several younger boys, some of whom were younger than them, including Trevor himself. Trevor Blumas: Trevor's Gay Secrets! - http://www.universalway.org/Trevor/trevorblumas4.h tml
Disney Star Blumas is Gay, was Molested, and is Molester -
http://www.geocities.com/staylefish2005/#Blumas
Additionally, besides the above acts, evidence exists that when Blumas was
an adult himself, he and his long-time boyfriend and lover Hayden
Christensen were involved in a tryst with a minor boy, pop star Aaron
Carter, when Carter was 15 years old.
Did Trevor Blumas "Date" Aaron Carter? Is Aaron Carter Gay? -
http://www.universalway.org/Trevor/aaroncarter.htm l
So Trevor's long-time boyfriend and lover Hayden Christensen is also
implicated in the some of the above acts of child molestation, and because
of this, if either Hayden or Trevor ever admit that they are gay, they
essentially admit to many of the above charges being true, and may be
prosecuted for those acts. However, recent events have made it clear to the
public that both Hayden and Trevor are gay, and have been long-time
boyfriends and lovers:
http://pagesixsixsix.com/modules/news/article.php? storyid=313&keywords=Hayde
n+Christensen&PHPSESSID=82cfa9e9301e4edc6d214ce97b 2d78c1
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt /1583717.html
http://www.livejournal.com/community/ohnotheydidnt /1535847.html
Christensen was also an adult at the time, and at the time of the initial
investigation, the charges were found to have merit, however, none of the
boys who were molested chose to come forth and give testimony, most being
friends of Trevor as they were, and thus, there was no "concrete evidence"
that could be used in prosecution of Trevor. That investigation continues to
this very day.
Furthermore, in January 2005, additional charges were levied against Trevor
and some of his friends, including an older friend who is a middle age man,
those also being for child molestation and also for felony corruption of
minors by the older man and felony drug trafficking by Trevor and his
friends and the older man also. At that time, an investigation was initiated
by the Drugs & Vice Department of the London Ontario Police Department, such
investigation which also continues to this very day.
Both investigations have through necessity extended into the venues in which
the two young men have resided in the recent past, and with information
coming from the West Hollywood California Police Department about Hayden and
Trevor both being gay, investigators now know for sure that both young men
are guilty of all charges of child molestation filed against them, however,
none of the boys involved are willing to provide testimony which would lead
to the prosecution of those who have been accused.
All of this is why right now, both Hayden and Trevor are involved in acts
that are designed to make both of them appear not to be gay, acts which
themselves are actually part of a continuing conspiracy to cover up the
above acts of child molestation, and which has implicated all involved in
that conspiracy.
Christensen and Blumas are both "child molesters" and have been investigated
for such charges, and such investigations continue to this very day, and
certain people are trying to cover up for both Hayden and Trevor's "child
molestation" activities.
Simple.
Dig a deep pit, and fill it with the negroid filth that infests our nation's fine institutes of rehabilitation. Then add some gasoline and ignite.
It's the only way to be sure.
So anti-Chinese RACISM gets a +5 Funny does it?
May as well state that all niggers have bones through their noses and that jews are money hungry con artists.
Is that worth a fucking up mod?
You sicken me, sir, with your hatred of our gookish cousins.
Yes,
It costs a fortune in developer resources to write screens that read 'The Server is busy. Thank you for throwing your money down the drain."
Once again, conclusive proof that Nintendo fans and dyslexics are both a waste of life.
No Jar Jar, but there's a real nigger instead. Ruined.
Like any civilised man (as opposed to a jungle-monkey-fucker such as your self), I STILL wouldn't.
I will start this out by saying that if any blizzard fanbois respond to this with a flame...you're just trolling and are even more out of line than you consider me to be.
I will save the whole "my history in mmo's" speech and instead cut to the chase...
I bought WoW about 3 weeks after release expecting to find a game that does what it says: caters to the hardcore and casual gamers equally. I played WoW for about 2 months only to find out that this game caters to one kind of player: non-mmo vets looking to get their feet wet in the genre. Don't argue it...it's dead on spot true.
When I first started playing I noticed how this game had phenomenal graphics (anyone who says otherwise is on crack or blind), awesome characters, an immersive world, and many many many different ways to customize your characters skill/abils as well as equipment.
However, as time marched on I made the following realization about WoW: If I play more than a few hours a day I can ding lvl 60 with virtually NO hold ups. I never have to unlock any zones, never have to do anything in any order.....hell, I don't even have to do a quest to hit the cap. That's not an MMO, that's some kind of RPG/Action hybrid aimed at appealing to what is in fact the average wow gamer: a high school kid who loves the idea of playing an mmo, rotting on the forums etc...but has never succeeded at one before. WoW takes your fifteen bucks and then hands you the key to instant uberness. When I stand around in IronForge I see DOZENS upon DOZENS of people running around at the cap, pissing and moaning about the game being to easy and that they have nothing left to do except retreat old ground. This has got be the first MMO that hit this state in less than 3 months.
Added, that for a game that boasts PVP and BG content as it's selling points, and as the main things that make it "better" than other mmo's, there's really nothing in the way of purposeful pvp and BG's are probably another 6 months away. And 6 months is realistic....blizz has recently stated that they plan on releasing the first expansion roughly 12 months after release. Let's give them the benefit of the doubt and say they release it on time...which would be a first for the genre. That's another 9 months out. Ironically...this week blizz has stated that they feel it would be in the game's best interests to hold out BG until that expansion. So, as you see, my stating of 6 months for battlegrounds isn't even realistic, that's how hopeful it is. 9-12 months is much more realistic. Imagine if this is the way it really pans out...there will be half a million lvl 60's with nothing to do, and nothing to make the GREAT and HARDCORE players stand out in any way shape or form. That's not an MMO.
I understand that you'll point to sales numbers and tell me how wonderful wow is doing...the bottom line is this: It's selling at the rate it is b/c of it's mass appeal. It does something other mmo's have never done, and for the purpose of not ruining the genre like every other gaming genre has had happen to it. It appeals to gamers who really don't belong on an MMO. They want instant gratification, instant uberness, and instant action. Problem with that approach is it always will equal instant burnout within weeks, and at best months.
Purpose of this thread is not to bash wow....to be honest, a part of me is asking for advice on why wow is worth it long term. I own and subscribe to both wow and EQ2 and as of now, I give 100 percent of my time to EQ2 because of the following reasons: I know, that no matter how good I get, or no matter how much progress I make any night...I'm just scratching the surface...no matter WHAT I do. There are so many enemies and so many "goals" that people won't even come across for another two years, that I truly feel that I'm one character, in a whole world of heroes. Also...in EQ2, EVERY (and I mean EVERY) single thing that you do is recorded on the web as YOUR achievement and then ranks you against all those on your server, as well as all those in th
Further proof niggers are really fucked up and deserve to die.
You'd think these social losers and miscreants would try to win themselves a FIRST life before they start shitting their pathetic little efforts onto the Second Life abomination.
Anyway, here's a joke:
Q. What do you call a queer Redneck?
A. Sweet Homo Anal Banger!
Tom Delay followed the orderly through the halls of the hospice. He was more than a little nervous at the idea of meeting Terri: hospitals made him a bit egdy. Nevertheless, he believed this to be a big item for his constituents, and he marched proudly to see this wonderful dying woman.
Eventually they reached the room and he asked the orderly to leave him alone with her for some 'personal prayer time.' The orderly obliged and left him there. Tom noticed that the lights were somewhat dim. Why not, he thought. It's not like this vegetable will need them. Tired after a long day with some of the fundamentalists outside the hospice he threw himself into a chair and began to think the situation over. He knew he'd already won big points with the religious crowd, but he hoped to find a way to score even bigger. Leaving the hospice and claiming that Terri had spoken to him through prayer was one idea that came to mind, but he immediately dismissed it as a little too outlandish. He needed something simple.
Heh, she's certainly livelier than my wife is, he thought to himself bitterly. He cast his eyes over at the faintly stirring Terri, who was staring at the ceiling with those lovely dark eyes and drooling quietly to herself. I have to admit, she was a beautiful woman once. But now she's just old. Terri here, though... the lack of intelligence notwithstanding, she has a simple charm to her. A simple charm that a down home Texan like myself might appreciate.
Tom quietly chastised himself for such thoughts. Granted, he may have become bitter after years of loveless marriage, and the semi-private hospital room did afford him some freedom to exercise thoughts that might otherwise accidentally slip out in public... but. But what? Tom took a moment to wrestle with his conscience. Lord, I know this to be wrong, but....
'It's a crying shame that such a lovely young lady might suffer such a painful death without a few final... comforts,' he said to himself, slightly surprised that he'd managed to work up the courage to entertain the notion. Still, was it not his duty as a good Christian to ease the suffering of this woman? He was, after all, only trying to elicit some sort of response. She would not respond as much as some women would, but then, Tom liked them that way. 'I suppose, my dear, that your last worldly affair might save me some rohypnol.'
Tom stood and checked to be sure that the door was closed and latched before he unbuckled his belt as quietly as possible... not an easy task with the giant buckle he had that complied with all Texas rules and regulations for belt buckle sizes. Without letting his pants slip he moved to sit beside her on the bed. Terri still didn't respond. Tom tentatively reached out a hand to fondle her breasts through the flimsy hospital gown, immediately feeling his member stiffen as he did so. He gently found her nipples through the gown and pinched them, though he got no response from her. Good...
He slowly removed what he could of the gown, though he was too busy keeping his pants on to do a proper job of turning her over to remove the whole thing. Instead he managed to get most of the front of her uncovered and let his hands wander and explore her, pausing a moment as he came across the hole where her feeding tube was missing. Idle thoughts flitted through his mind as he fingered it, but they fled and he continued his searching, until he found her surprisingly neatly trimmed bush.
As he gently tickled her glorious labia he found it impossible to resist rubbing himself through his clothes. All the while he was watching her face intently, hoping for some sign of life. But not too much life, he cautioned himself. Persistently vegetative women tell no tales.... Fortunately she was still contentedly drooling... from both sets of lips! He brought his fingers to his nose and took a good whiff of the acrid goodness thereupon.
Suddenly he heard a few sets of footsteps outside! With all the quickness he could muster he re-buckled his belt and tried
Could you ask your SWG buddies to please stop fucking up the game?
Thanks!
Update For for the dupe. Not going well. Appreciate all the hate mail. Really encourages improvement.
Can't wait for that slut to have children, and the kids finding out that her only claim to fame is that she frigged herself off with a cyber-dildo.
Of course, we can only hope that she's permanently damaged her cunt, and thus cannot have children.
No big loss.
It's a load of BALLS to me!
FIST SPORT YOU AIDS FILLED NIGGERS!
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Reason: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
Hi,
Umm.. awkward and hypothetical question here, what if... how do I phrase this.. Lets say a "friend" of mine was "pleasuring himself" in the middle of working on upgrading his PC, with the card on the table, he made a "mess" of the card. After the reinstall, the card no longer works, while it was working perfectly before, my "friend" is curious what kind of damage would seminary fluid do to the GPU in question? It was all over the card and on the fan, is it possible the fan itself sucked the fluid into the main GPU and short circuited it? Remember before this card was working 100% and my "friend" observed nothing else out of the ordinary besides the semen.
Advice? can my "friend" return this card? warranty? anything "he" can do to repair it?
YHBT YHL HAND
If you liked WoW as much as you claim, you'd be playing it instead of proving what a knee-jerk reactionary you are.
No, wait. You can't. The servers are down.
Keep paying that money!
I will start this out by saying that if any blizzard fanbois respond to this with a flame...you're just trolling and are even more out of line than you consider me to be.
I will save the whole "my history in mmo's" speech and instead cut to the chase...
I bought WoW about 3 weeks after release expecting to find a game that does what it says: caters to the hardcore and casual gamers equally. I played WoW for about 2 months only to find out that this game caters to one kind of player: non-mmo vets looking to get their feet wet in the genre. Don't argue it...it's dead on spot true.
When I first started playing I noticed how this game had phenomenal graphics (anyone who says otherwise is on crack or blind), awesome characters, an immersive world, and many many many different ways to customize your characters skill/abils as well as equipment.
However, as time marched on I made the following realization about WoW: If I play more than a few hours a day I can ding lvl 60 with virtually NO hold ups. I never have to unlock any zones, never have to do anything in any order.....hell, I don't even have to do a quest to hit the cap. That's not an MMO, that's some kind of RPG/Action hybrid aimed at appealing to what is in fact the average wow gamer: a high school kid who loves the idea of playing an mmo, rotting on the forums etc...but has never succeeded at one before. WoW takes your fifteen bucks and then hands you the key to instant uberness. When I stand around in IronForge I see DOZENS upon DOZENS of people running around at the cap, pissing and moaning about the game being to easy and that they have nothing left to do except retreat old ground. This has got be the first MMO that hit this state in less than 3 months.
Added, that for a game that boasts PVP and BG content as it's selling points, and as the main things that make it "better" than other mmo's, there's really nothing in the way of purposeful pvp and BG's are probably another 6 months away. And 6 months is realistic....blizz has recently stated that they plan on releasing the first expansion roughly 12 months after release. Let's give them the benefit of the doubt and say they release it on time...which would be a first for the genre. That's another 9 months out. Ironically...this week blizz has stated that they feel it would be in the game's best interests to hold out BG until that expansion. So, as you see, my stating of 6 months for battlegrounds isn't even realistic, that's how hopeful it is. 9-12 months is much more realistic. Imagine if this is the way it really pans out...there will be half a million lvl 60's with nothing to do, and nothing to make the GREAT and HARDCORE players stand out in any way shape or form. That's not an MMO.
I understand that you'll point to sales numbers and tell me how wonderful wow is doing...the bottom line is this: It's selling at the rate it is b/c of it's mass appeal. It does something other mmo's have never done, and for the purpose of not ruining the genre like every other gaming genre has had happen to it. It appeals to gamers who really don't belong on an MMO. They want instant gratification, instant uberness, and instant action. Problem with that approach is it always will equal instant burnout within weeks, and at best months.
Purpose of this thread is not to bash wow....to be honest, a part of me is asking for advice on why wow is worth it long term. I own and subscribe to both wow and EQ2 and as of now, I give 100 percent of my time to EQ2 because of the following reasons: I know, that no matter how good I get, or no matter how much progress I make any night...I'm just scratching the surface...no matter WHAT I do. There are so many enemies and so many "goals" that people won't even come across for another two years, that I truly feel that I'm one character, in a whole world of heroes. Also...in EQ2, EVERY (and I mean EVERY) single thing that you do is recorded on the web as YOUR achievement and then ranks you against all those on your server, as well as all those in the
It's better than sucking the brown lozenge. Which anyone who pays for this pile of shit will end up doing.
But then again, the only people who liked the two Matrix Sequels are the same people who like to suck nigger cock.