ringbarer asks: I have recently become bored with pornography. Very rarely do I find myself masturbating to Goatse or Tubgirl or any of that wholesome intarweb entertainment.
Ideally, I would like to try jacking off to new material. Could the Slashboteers point me in the direction of some good shit?
I would prefer to watch video footage of genuine mentally disabled people fucking.
Visitors to the website slashdot.org will by now have surely heard of the act of Moderation. This is where a contributor's post can be 'Moderated' either positively or negatively, depending on how the Moderator perceives the value of the post. There is a sliding scale of total moderation points, from -1 to 5, along with snappy summaries of the reason for moderation, such as "Funny", "Insightful", or the ever popular "Troll". An additional benefit offered to Moderators is the ability to ban a poster from contributing, by negatively moderating enough of his postings in a 24 hour period.
In order to retain some level of fairness for the Slashdot population, the Slashdot Editors (adopting the role of 'Benevolent Dictators') have implemented a scheme whereby regular users of Slashdot, chosen essentially at random, are given the ability to act as Moderators.
This underlines an inherent flaw in the system. Psychological studies have shown that in any community, no matter how small, should a random sampling of people be given the slightest grasp of power, they will immediately abuse it. There is a primal, evolutionary desire in Man to place himself higher than his peers by whatever measurement they can muster. Slashdot Moderation provides the ideal means for which a man can prove himself more equal than others.
At the risk of invoking Godwin's Law at such an early point in my thesis, I have no choice but to compare Slashdot Moderation to the systematic genocide of the Jewish community in 1930's Germany.
A bold statement, I admit, and deliberately designed to shock, but I feel the statement is necessary. I shall now offer a more rational explanation, as well as a comparison of the parallels between Slashdot Culture, and the National Socialist regime.
First, some history. National Socialism did not spring up overnight. It grew from a feeling of national bitterness and resentment at the war reparations Germany was forced to make after World War One. Germany was a broken country, populated by desperate starving people. And to the desperate, an extreme ideology begins to seem like a rational choice.
The advent of new technology forces a paradigm shift in the way the beholders of that technology think. The Christianity Meme was made wide spread by the invention of the Gutenberg press. And the rise of National Socialism was made popular because of the invention of Cinema. Here we had a new means to control the flow of information to the populace, that they are willing to unquestioningly listen to due to the 'novelty factor' of moving pictures. It is no coincidence that some of the best Cinematography of the early 20th Century came out of the National Socialist propaganda machine.
Why is this the case? It is yet another fault of man that a new means of distributing memes is perceived, due to the 'newness' of the medium, to have a greater 'validity' than older media. Those harnessing new inventions have the power to win control of the hearts and minds of others.
With the tools in place, who should the National Socialists target? Clearly, as a counterpoint to Man's desire to hold power over others, there is also a desire to resent the success of others. If someone is successful, they reduce the self-worth of their beholders. Although times were harsh in Germany in the prelude to World War II, there were still successful inhabitants of that country. Possessing shrewd business acumen as well as the contacts in other countries needed to maintain support in such a poverty stricken and broken land, who else should deserve the wrath of the populace more than the Jews?
Fast-forward to the latter quarter of the 20th Century. Computing technology is focused in niche markets, and limited to big successful companies like IBM and Microsoft. As the markets were limited, there were also limited opportunities for employment. This gave rise to a rising number of college dropouts, seething with resentment and
Let me guess. It got outsourced to some third world shithole and all the ignorant darkies with their stupid fucking 'bibble bibble' language fucked it up because they spent all the meetings nodding and going "yes. yes." without actually listening to a fucking word the employees stupid enough to stay on to hand the project over said to them?
islamics don't have children like real human beings. They instead sculpt replicas of themselves out of their own shit.
These fecal homonculi are reminiscent of the Golem from Hebrew folklore. And the reason why islamics are unanimously antisemitic is because the Jews managed to work out how to get rid of the smell.
Well, the trouble with ragheads is that their idea of "raising" a child is to force it to recite the Terrorists Handbook (qu'ran) verbatim without actually understanding a single fucking word.
Oh, and the boys get to suck cocks at the dinner table too!
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Then we go at night - duh!
Shill
Yet more irrefutable evidence that Wikipedia is nothing more than the outpouring of self-obsessed blowhards and their fixation on pointless trivia.
Shill
Once again, islamic terrorists try to hold the world to ransom.
Ask Slashdot - What should my new fetish be?
ringbarer asks: I have recently become bored with pornography. Very rarely do I find myself masturbating to Goatse or Tubgirl or any of that wholesome intarweb entertainment.
Ideally, I would like to try jacking off to new material. Could the Slashboteers point me in the direction of some good shit?
I would prefer to watch video footage of genuine mentally disabled people fucking.
C'est ne pas une maisonette?
So that's Castlevania for another six gamers then.
Shill
It's about time we told islamics that their barbarism is NOT acceptable!
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Visitors to the website slashdot.org will by now have surely heard of the act of Moderation. This is where a contributor's post can be 'Moderated' either positively or negatively, depending on how the Moderator perceives the value of the post. There is a sliding scale of total moderation points, from -1 to 5, along with snappy summaries of the reason for moderation, such as "Funny", "Insightful", or the ever popular "Troll". An additional benefit offered to Moderators is the ability to ban a poster from contributing, by negatively moderating enough of his postings in a 24 hour period.
In order to retain some level of fairness for the Slashdot population, the Slashdot Editors (adopting the role of 'Benevolent Dictators') have implemented a scheme whereby regular users of Slashdot, chosen essentially at random, are given the ability to act as Moderators.
This underlines an inherent flaw in the system. Psychological studies have shown that in any community, no matter how small, should a random sampling of people be given the slightest grasp of power, they will immediately abuse it. There is a primal, evolutionary desire in Man to place himself higher than his peers by whatever measurement they can muster. Slashdot Moderation provides the ideal means for which a man can prove himself more equal than others.
At the risk of invoking Godwin's Law at such an early point in my thesis, I have no choice but to compare Slashdot Moderation to the systematic genocide of the Jewish community in 1930's Germany.
A bold statement, I admit, and deliberately designed to shock, but I feel the statement is necessary. I shall now offer a more rational explanation, as well as a comparison of the parallels between Slashdot Culture, and the National Socialist regime.
First, some history. National Socialism did not spring up overnight. It grew from a feeling of national bitterness and resentment at the war reparations Germany was forced to make after World War One. Germany was a broken country, populated by desperate starving people. And to the desperate, an extreme ideology begins to seem like a rational choice.
The advent of new technology forces a paradigm shift in the way the beholders of that technology think. The Christianity Meme was made wide spread by the invention of the Gutenberg press. And the rise of National Socialism was made popular because of the invention of Cinema. Here we had a new means to control the flow of information to the populace, that they are willing to unquestioningly listen to due to the 'novelty factor' of moving pictures. It is no coincidence that some of the best Cinematography of the early 20th Century came out of the National Socialist propaganda machine.
Why is this the case? It is yet another fault of man that a new means of distributing memes is perceived, due to the 'newness' of the medium, to have a greater 'validity' than older media. Those harnessing new inventions have the power to win control of the hearts and minds of others.
With the tools in place, who should the National Socialists target? Clearly, as a counterpoint to Man's desire to hold power over others, there is also a desire to resent the success of others. If someone is successful, they reduce the self-worth of their beholders. Although times were harsh in Germany in the prelude to World War II, there were still successful inhabitants of that country. Possessing shrewd business acumen as well as the contacts in other countries needed to maintain support in such a poverty stricken and broken land, who else should deserve the wrath of the populace more than the Jews?
Fast-forward to the latter quarter of the 20th Century. Computing technology is focused in niche markets, and limited to big successful companies like IBM and Microsoft. As the markets were limited, there were also limited opportunities for employment. This gave rise to a rising number of college dropouts, seething with resentment and
Hot pissy vomit-sex with other likeminded bearded degenerates.
Does he know that his surname is Swahili for 'Jism'?
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More in-game Advertising. Ker-ching!
And in other news... One single copy of Vanguard was pre-ordered by a confused elderly relative.
Sure sucks to be Smedley right now.
Let me guess. It got outsourced to some third world shithole and all the ignorant darkies with their stupid fucking 'bibble bibble' language fucked it up because they spent all the meetings nodding and going "yes. yes." without actually listening to a fucking word the employees stupid enough to stay on to hand the project over said to them?
Run on sentences make my cock go hard.
That Al Gore is a contraceptive now?
I guess he must have invented the barrier method to block off all those tubes.
Clue: It'll be another shit platform game the likes of which Ocean were shitting out for the C64 20 years ago.
Fucking Shill
A true fact about islamics:
islamics don't have children like real human beings. They instead sculpt replicas of themselves out of their own shit.
These fecal homonculi are reminiscent of the Golem from Hebrew folklore. And the reason why islamics are unanimously antisemitic is because the Jews managed to work out how to get rid of the smell.
Well, the trouble with ragheads is that their idea of "raising" a child is to force it to recite the Terrorists Handbook (qu'ran) verbatim without actually understanding a single fucking word.
Oh, and the boys get to suck cocks at the dinner table too!
So, "Viral Marketing" and all that astroturfing that Slashbots complain about every day is perfectly acceptable when gooks do it?
That's because you read Slashdot.
Maybe people would take Sony more seriously if their "funky fresh" advertising didn't assume their target market were retarded?
You can only market to idiots so many times before you alienate the majority.
This makes my 'wee projector' swell.