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  1. Re:Amazed on WoW Database Site Sells For $1 Million · · Score: 0, Informative

    Look everybody! It's another fucking Sony Shill. Look at the pattern.

    1. Hawking an inferior product in an off-topic post. (Vanguard is on the verge of closing down, having merged servers already.)

    2. Thinly veiled insults aimed at anyone who disagrees. (Yeah, yeah. 8 million Fisher Price kiddies must be wrong, right?)

    Get back to your astroturf, you cunting whore!

  2. Re:all my mod points... on WoW Database Site Sells For $1 Million · · Score: 5, Interesting

    FACT: ZAM now own the three most visible sites which support players of World of Warcraft. These sites provide in game support, listing rare in-game items, as well as locations of rare spawns. Combined, these three sites could provide a goldmine of information about what is popular and what will sell well at the moment.

    FACT: ZAM once claimed ownership of a Gold Farming and Selling business, IGE. These businesses thrive by attempting to gain a monopoly on popular and rare in-game items which are then subsequently sold for real world cash.

    FACT: Both Alkhazam and Thottbot were recently 'compromised' by an Internet Explorer vulnerability that installed a keylogger. This Keylogger gathered WoW login details from unsuspecting visitors, and used these details to dissolve the players' virtual assets - transferring them to Gold Farming and Selling businesses. This occurred after ZAM claimed to have sold their stake in IGE.

    SUPPOSITION: WoWhead will find itself similarly 'compromised' in the future.

  3. FIST SPORT on Genetic Marker For Aggressive Prostate Cancer · · Score: -1, Troll

    Speaking about asses, how do niggers know when to stop wiping?

  4. The measure of User-Generated content on Games of the Future - User Generated Content · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The success of User-Generated content can be measured using the Mean Time To Penis quotient.

    The lower MTTP the better, as this enables Users to scrawl a crude representation of their member and share it with the world.

    I would recommend any games in the future incorporate easy to manipulate Penis Templates to ensure MTTP is as low as possible.

  5. Re:Simpsons did it! on Xbox 360 Spring 2007 Dashboard Update Hands-On · · Score: -1

    Simpsons did EVERYTHING!

  6. Latest XBox Live addition on Xbox 360 Spring 2007 Dashboard Update Hands-On · · Score: -1

    A button which automatically says the word "FUCK" in whatever game you're playing, spamming it across everyone's screens and through their headsets. This new innovative feature has been lapped up by XBox Live players the world over, but mainly in America. But hey, who gives a "FUCK" about foreigners, eh?

    In unrelated news, Sony have just announced the "MOTH3RFUCK3R" feature in their online offerings, to similarly appease the Urban demographic.

  7. FIST SPORT on RIAA Secretly Tries to Get ISP Subscriber Info · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Colored folk do the darndest things!

  8. Re:Oh, great on FDA Considers Redefining Chocolate · · Score: -1

    But high-speed Pizza DELIVERY, that's where America excels.

  9. Re:What do you mean flawed? on Major UK Child Porn Investigation Flawed · · Score: 1, Funny

    Not on Vista

  10. FIST SPORT! on Chimps Evolved More Than Humans · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    It's because humans have to share the same gene pool as niggers.

  11. Propz To Dead Homies yo! on Java Generics and Collections · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    A big call out to the guys at Vagina Tech!  Fo'Shizzle!

  12. FIST SPORT on GTA IV Information Leaked From Game Informer · · Score: -1, Troll

    I'm glad the protagonist isn't a nigger this time round. That 'Urban' aesthetic gets tired.

  13. FIST SPORT! on E For All Expo Details Announced · · Score: 0, Funny

    If it's anything like Nintendo's Online offerings, everyone will be held in 6ft by 6ft cubicles, with doors between them that only open if you can remember a 16-digit code.

  14. FIST SPORT! on Guitar Hero Developer Announces Rock Band · · Score: -1

    Pay over 400 bucks apiece for a console and the peripherals.

    Or go to a second-hand store, get some instruments for less, and jam for real...

    I guess music's more fun when it's manufactured.

  15. She looks the part... on Death Threats In the Blogosphere · · Score: -1, Troll

    ... but does she take it up the shitter?

  16. Re:DS homebrew gives you all the multimedia shit on The Future of the PSP · · Score: -1

    Shill

  17. FIST SPORT! on Apple TV Already Being Hacked · · Score: -1, Troll

    So Slashdot links to SA these days and it's "news"?

    No wonder Digg wipes the floor with this site - not as many Intel adverts for one thing!

  18. FIST SPORT! on EU Weighs Copyright Law · · Score: -1, Troll

    Your Socialist Tax-Euros at work.

    Now get a fucking wash!

  19. FIST SPORT! on Quirks and Tips For Upgrading To Vista · · Score: -1, Troll

    Upgrading to Vista is still a better option than Ubuntu.

  20. Re:ATTN: SWITCHEURS! on Beef Up Your Wireless Router · · Score: -1, Troll

    "Creative" women pretend to be special, when in truth they are merely presenting their vaginas for penetration, and contribute nothing of worth.

  21. FIST SPORT! on Pokemon DS Title Includes VOIP Element · · Score: -1, Troll

    Pedophiles rejoice! Let's ask little Billy if he wants to "Touch 'em all!"

  22. FIST SPORT! on Funcom No Longer Making Offline Games · · Score: -1, Troll

    Who needs creative writing and a compelling plot when you can fill a game with morons shouting "HOW I MINE FOR FISH???"

    Lazy fuckers.

  23. FIST SPORT! on Opera's Slashdot Easter Egg and Speed Dial · · Score: -1

    New Easter Egg: More than five users!

  24. Listen, Zonk! on Blizzard Exposes Detailed WoW Character Data · · Score: -1

    It was "SETEC ASTRONOMY"

    TOO. MANY. SECRETS. That was the point. Anagram. Cuntface.

    Where the fuck did you get 'Seatec' from? Probably the same bluffers guide that you use to try to pretend to the Slashbots that you actually know what the cunt you're talking about.

    You're worse than Katz.

  25. My question on Ask CCP About EVE Online · · Score: -1, Redundant

    How can people take you or your product seriously, when it is a matter of record that your developers deliberately choose to 'boost' chosen guilds by offering them unfair advantages? This is a conflict of interest that cannot be mitigated due to your 'single server' policy, which ensuring every last honest subscriber has been adversely affected by your selfish acts.