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  1. And now for something completely different on U.S. Deploys Satellite Jamming System · · Score: 1

    ...In response to this news, a reggae group point out they've been jamming for much, much longer than the U.S. Military.

  2. Re:Stupid stupid stupid. on Project Gutenberg Threatened Over PG Australia · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...not blocked here in Canada.

    But that just makes sense, after all, when G.W. gets re-elected he, led by Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and Richard Pearl will concoct a scheme to invade Canada to protect the U.S. from "Salmon of Mass Desctruction".

    Even as we speak, salmon are crossing the border into the United States unchecked and thereby threatening the "American Way of Life (tm)".

  3. Re:And? on Google-branded Firefox? · · Score: 1
    Pathetic!

    No one will visit your site...

    ...not once I register www.googlefire.com

  4. In a videogame of the not-too-distant future.... on Online Gaming Ad Network Launches · · Score: 1

    "All your base are belong to us! ... Now go buy a 99-cent McHappy meal, for a litmited time only."

  5. And when we don't win? on Da Vinci Project Postpones X-Prize Attempt · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Since it's just as likely as not that a Canadian team won't win, what's to encourage these teams to carry on developing their space programs? With or without an X-Prize, it would still be worthwhile to have a space program we could call our own.

  6. Re:The lake WILL warm up on Cooling Toronto Using Lake Ontario · · Score: 1

    For crap's sake, factories and farming have been extracting water from Lake Ontario and the rivers that feed it (Don River, Humber, Etobicoke) for decades, why did you pick now to start whining about it?

  7. Re:I'm using Firefox... on Mozilla UI Spoofing Vulnerability · · Score: 1

    Forget the browser, The Matrix has you and your entire life is being spoofed.

  8. One word: coffee. on Building a Better Office · · Score: 1
    Access to fresh, hot coffee is really really important, I start every important task with a fresh mug. We get our coffee machine serviced from outside the company. Allegedly a little more expensive but there's *always* good coffee available and no arguments about who's turn is it really to get coffee... Since its a fresh office why not splurge for a new mug for everybody's desk too-- you can get tons of good stuff at the dollar store these days.

    You can help minimize the claustrophobia by choosing desks that go a little deeper, having space to your left ant right is good, but nothing says "crowded" like having a 19-inch monitor practically in your lap because the destop only goes back 24-30 inches. Of course if better desks are not availbable, consider LCD monitors.

  9. A half centry of coding! on The History of Programming Languages · · Score: 5, Funny
    For 50 years, computer programmers have been writing code.

    For 49.5 years, computer programmers have been saying "but it worked on *my* computer"!

  10. Re:but how enforceable is it really? on Australia-US Free Trade Agreement Examined · · Score: 1
    Lessons learned? Well, Canada does enjoy a decent amount of prosperity that has grown since NAFTA.

    However, that prosperity remains only by the whims of the U.S. Senate, who regularly legislates our industries into deep peril. Why? Most of the logging done in this country is done on land owned by the Queen, and she doesn't charge as much for logging rights as private landowners do. The U.S. Senate's opinion? We're "subsidising" Canadian loggers. So the U.S. Senate imposed a 30% tarriff (yeah, even under FTA's there's still lots of tarriffs) on our softwood lumber, leading to a severe drop in lumber exports.

    Since NAFTA makes it easier to do business with the States and Mexico we've stopped looking elsewhere-- all our eggs are truly in one basket. With the majority of our GDP based on trade with the U.S. we just have to sit down and take it when they throw a new barrier on Canadians doing business stateside because if we fight it, the U.S. Senate could always find more things to tarriff...

    At the moment the senators have their eye on the Canadian Wheat Board, which after seeing many farmers get through things like the Great Depression and maintaining and not raising the price of wheat through the high inflation of the 70's, the senate is eyeing the CWB as 'price fixers' and therefore Canadian wheat is subject to more tarriffs.

    Make no doubt about it, whether you see the States' logic as spurious or not the facts are pretty clear that when you sign a free trade deal with the States your prosperity is directly tied to whether the U.S. government wants to buy your stuff...

    My advice? Join the EEC instead and kiss that Schengen visa goodbye!

  11. Re:Green Transportation? on China's New Craze: E-bikes · · Score: 1
    If you consider nuclear power as a 'green' energy source, it's easy.

    Any by 'green' you mean the radioactive glow left behind by toxic waste? C:

  12. Re:I am still confident... on Data Transfer Has A Speed Limit · · Score: 1

    ...That's utterly meaningless to me-- hom much is that in pr0n?

  13. Re:Windows? on Gimp Hits 2.0 · · Score: 1
    Actually, its just not fun to use-- alot of the terms are different from Photoshop and PaintShop Pro and its really hard to make variations of the interesting graphics effects

    The quality of online tutorials are poor and rather unimaginative as opposed to PaintShop or Photoshop where I have an abundance of great ideas to learn from and change to suit my liking.

  14. Re:How does Slashdot feel about this? on Obtaining Legal MP3s Outside of the U.S.? · · Score: 3, Funny
    ...how predictable!

    Try saying nice things about ears and nibble on the flowers instead.

  15. Re:What to expect.. on H2G2 Cast Finalized, Starts Shooting in April · · Score: 1

    Interesting, but book sales does not mean the same as books read!

  16. I got your proof! on SCO Responds to OSDL Legal Aid Announcement · · Score: 1
    "Since I'm obviously too much of an idiot to find the 'proof' they claim they're showing, maybe someone else could go look and tell me where it is."

    For safekeeping, I wrote the proof on a piece of paper and put it in the glove-compartment of my water-fueled car, in between two cartons of cancer-free cigarettes...

    ...Unfortunately I was carjacked by a gang of unicorns last week so you'll just have to wait until I remember what the proof really was.

  17. Re:The Handmaid's Tale on Oryx and Crake · · Score: 1
    Handmaid's Tale similar to The Stand?

    Sheesh, did you actually read either book?

  18. A pang of longnig... on Computer Folklore, Circa 1984 · · Score: 1

    ...for those good old days when computers weren't trendy, just good fun.

  19. Re:Saruman who, again? :) on Saruman Completely Cut from 'Return of the King' · · Score: 1

    Great, just great... 32 years without getting the ending spoiled and just a handful of weeks left to wait for the end then *YOU* come along...

  20. Yeah, right! on Booting Linux Faster · · Score: 4, Funny

    Like any Linux user is gonig to reset their uptime just to see if they can boot faster!

  21. Re:perhaps its also a quality thing on The Effect of Pirated CDs · · Score: 1
    ..Let's not forget that when you bought a new release of an LP you'd get a record sleeve with lyrics and a gatefold album cover that you could look at and handle while spinning tunes. It was like getting a piece of art with your music.

    Nowadays that flimsy 5-inch booklet with some sneering/posing teenagers on the front just doesn't compell me to pick it up, let alone buy it!

    I'm not older, but I'm definately poopier.

  22. Re:Unfinished product? on Mandrake 9.2b1 Released, 2.6 Test Kernel in Cooker · · Score: 4, Funny
    is mandrake trying to push an unfinished product on us?

    Those *jerks*! The nerve of them shipping a BETA release with bugs in it.

    And here I am, sitting around like a fool thinking "beta" was short for "betar than the final release".

  23. Re:Just sounds wrong on French Government Bans Term 'E-Mail' · · Score: 5, Funny
    It's a very specific feature of English that almost any noun can be verbed, as you did.

    You gotta be shitting me... Oh wait, you're right.

  24. Re:I'll wait. on Matrix Reloaded on DVD Before Revolutions · · Score: 1
    Pshaw!

    ...I'm still trying to get my head around "Back to the Future"!

  25. Re:it's about time... on SARS Contained · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...The death rate for SARS has been standing at around 10% since March. The fact is even when it was reported as being "out of control" in several places around the world it still wasn't spreading as virulently as influenza does every year-- or cholera-- or malaria...