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Building a Better Office

xjrfx asks: "I'm in charge of setting up a new office for my company. I want to make the place as worker friendly as possible, comfortable enough that long hours don't seem like banishment to a beige hell. I was hoping to get some input from Slashdot regarding past office experiences, good and bad. What amenities/factors cause you to love or hate your office? If you could create your perfect office how would it work?" "Did you feel schizoid in open offices or claustrophobic in cube farms? Were you ever forced to be in an office when you would have been more productive on the road, or conversely have you ever had to leave the office to focus on the task at hand? What's more important; a foosball table or a fancy furniture system? Do you want the same desk space for your duration of your employment or do you want to move around depending on your projects?

Our office will be 40-45 people (15 engineers, 7 creative types, 15 biz dev/sales, and some support staff and part-timers as well), but I'm open to opinions from people from much larger or smaller offices."

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  1. An atmosphere for great coding by SIGALRM · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you could create your perfect office how would it work?

    I'm a fan of Joel Spolsky's writings (see Joel on Software), so I was fascinated to read about the office space he has designed at his company, Fog Creek Software.

    I like what he's built here because the emphasis is not just on catering to developers, but providing an atmosphere where great coding can thrive.

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    1. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by ron_ivi · · Score: 5, Informative

      Of course you could have linked his article talking about the office design

    2. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Trillan · · Score: 2, Informative

      I work at a company where they spent a lot more than that, and the office was not nearly as nice as they described.

      Even though we had a huge amount of space, management insisted on shared offices. Lighting was all florescent. Desks were cheap. Network drops were scarce, and switches non-existent.

      I really hated it. But at least it had high ceilings.

    3. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by diersing · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A what if most your work force doesn't code?

      I think an office has to reflect the work being done so it can better facilitate productivity.

      I think there are some universals:
      1. Climate (too hot or too cold and it distracts people)
      2. Navigation - people have to get around, to other workers, to printers, the mail room etc
      3. Lighting - avoid eye strain
      4. Infrastructure - whether telephones, computers whatever, make sure people don't have to work to gets things hooked up
      5. Layout - avoid short cube walls, the noise from conversations and telephone calls will irritate the most easy going easily

      It doesn't have to break the bank, just put thought into things and keep your options open in case a decision back fires it won't take months to correct. I also recommend varying carpet and paint to break up the sight lines.

    4. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by tektrix · · Score: 1

      Prolly mentioned somewhere in all the replys, but lighting is seriously important . . . if you're going to use flourescents, use the high frequency type. The effects from the flicker produced by 60Hz ballasts are well hated. Our new office has suprisingly nice wide spectrum, no-flicker flourescents and the fatigue factor (for me, anyway) has dropped a lot. Also, put good lighting around the mirrors (not just over them) in the loos, especially in the womens loo.

    5. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, really go with individual offices with doors. We have them, and the doors usually stay open to facilitate interaction, but if someone needs some pricavy, they can just close the door.

    6. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      No! that would not give you this...
      "Smart people like to work with other smart people, so we are fanatic about hiring the absolute best people we can get: people who went to great schools, excelled at everything they did in the past, and astonished us with how easily they handled a day of difficult interviews."

      Wauw! I wish I worked for them....

    7. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by nonstranger · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think Malcolm Gladwell (of "Tipping Point" fame) offered amazing insights in an article from the New Yorker a few years ago. (Now on his site.) It's a great read, but his main point is to compare the office to a well-functioning urban neighborhood... Greenwich Village in NYC being the example drawn from Jane Jacob's urban-planning classic "Death and Life of Great American Cities." There are a lot of specific ideas in the article about what makes individuals happy in an office environment(the thrust of most comments here as well) but the really interesting stuff concerns the way that an office's arrangement influences how people interact... and how that in turn influences the office's ability to share information and support creativity. I've referred several people making office-layout decisions to the article, to great effect. It's not coder-specific, but very focused on creativity... so to the extent that you are concerned about creativity in your coding environment, it is likely to have great information for you.

    8. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In some instances a combination office/cubicle is necessary. If you have a tight team of integrators, they may sit in a lab and have cubicles that they can go to for privacy. Managers and sales pretty much require individual offices to maintain the privacy of phone conversations and to minimize distraction to those in near them.

      You do want to keep in mind physical security of your office as well. Design it such that visitor parking has an obvious entrance to a lobby area with adequate seating to wait in. Also consider requiring all employees to use a single entrance while having the option of exiting from multiple points (or you could force exit from the main entrance if your trying to track employee arrival departure in some way). By controlling the entrance and exits, you can more easily track persons entering and possibly equipment exiting. In these days of heightened security you'll definitely want to consider this in the design.

      If your going to have racks of servers (lab or just your office systems), consider having these located in a secured area and one that can easily have it's temperature controlled.

      If your team has many meetings, make sure to have different purpose meeting rooms. If you'll be entertaining clients at the office, you probably want to limit the use of the room and have a more common conference room for internal meetings.

      As for lighting, decorations, plants, don't have a strong opinion on these. Guess it depends on how comfortable you want to make the office and how much money you have.

    9. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by halowolf · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I hate florescent lighting. I've worked in exactly one office which had lighting that I liked. Basically there was enough ambient light to see by without tripping over things on the floor, and everyone had a desk lamp that they could turn on and off as it suits them, say to read a document. During the day most of the ambient light came from windows! A luxury in some offices I've worked in.

      I'm a contract programmer and I always seem to end up in lighting hell, surrounded by florescent lights glaring off my monitor. The rare times when I did get into the office first I wouldn't turn on the lights, and of course everyone was wondering what I was doing sitting in the dark... :O

      I too am a fan of high ceilings...

    10. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by abandonment · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you definitely hit some major points:

      1) good lighting not only is easier on the eyes, it will make your employees be able to physically relax and get their minds focused on their jobs

      2) if the tools that you give your employees to do their job are continuously breaking or causing problems (whether it's desks, monitors, software) then you need to consider replacing them.

      3) lots of power plugs, lots of network ports so you can temporarily add & remove machines (laptops, client machines, etc) to the network with ease.

      4) you need to also consider your network and computer-policies as an extension of the 'office' because your employees will spend more time (hopefully) wandering the 'virtual office', ie the network, than actually walking around the physical office...

    11. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by iserlohn · · Score: 1

      You can have multiple open spaces arranged in such a way that workgroups can sit in their own corner. Executive may want to have their own private spaces, but sales and project managers would be fine as long as space is plentiful.

      My workplace is in a refurnished 200 year old building, but is internally redesigned in such a way that places empahsis on open spaces. Works wonders.

    12. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by MicroBerto · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Everyone here's going to be pissed at me for saying so, but great code will get you nowhere if you can't sell it. Make sure the sales team has the privacy they need to close deals on the phone and have customer meetings without distractions like this.

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    13. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Glonoinha · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have to agree. That was the most amazing office design I have ever seen.

      Key elements from a 'techie' perspective :
      #1 : Able to see outside, double points if you can see green things outside.
      #2 : Sunlight, triple points if you can block it when you want.
      #3 : Ability to close the door. Nothing improves productivity like being able to shut out the world.
      #4 : More 110v outlets providing clean power than you possibly imagine ever using. Triple points for UPS.
      #5 : Cable routing ductwork.
      #6 : Room for more than two computers, including network jacks and table space.
      #7 : Whiteboards, lots of whiteboard space.
      #8 : Bookshelves, lots of bookshelves.

      Want some other tips :
      Find out what the individuals drink. Make it available, free. The wholesale cost of a six pack of soda per day is inconsequential compared to the cost of building and staffing that office.
      Real hackers don't want to socialize with other people. Collaborative coding can happen in their offices, but the real producers could give a damn about a foozball table or artwork by famous painters. True hackers don't participate in group activities or group sports.
      Caffeine. Lots and lots of caffeine. More caffeine than you think a normal human could possibly consume.
      Twin 18" LCD monitors hooked up to a twin-headed video card - will give a coder about 90% more real estate than a single 20" LCD while costing about the same.
      Most new computers come with a $6 keyboard and a $3 mouse. Throw away both, get him a high quality rig.

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    14. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No one is pissed at you for saying it. But we all know what it really means.

      Sales needs a dark place where they can sleep off yesterday's hangover without getting caught, and they need somewhere to sell products that don't exist yet to customers that don't know what they want.

    15. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      I'm currently in an old IBM campus building. I think we have just under 1000 employees in our two buildings on the campus. I'm not sure what the newer IBM buildings look like but these are layed out very compartmentalized. Due to company growth though, the company is doing some serious renovation to remove offices in favor of putting up massive cubicle farms to gain space (guess the cubicle wall is thinner than an office wall and more adjustable). After having an office between two employees, going to a cubicle farm is not going to be enjoyable. I can appreciate some open areas (labs, small project teams, etc...), but everyone likes a little privacy at times.

    16. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by deanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All great points, and I'd add:

      #9 Furniture you can move around

      Get good quality chairs and furniture, but for God's sake, don't get the modular stuff you can't move. Moving cable up and down behind stuff that's up against the wall with a 2 inch clearance is a pain.

      If you get laptops for folks, get them good quality laptops. A laptop that isn't up to scratch is almost worse than not having one.

      Don't get a public frig, unless you have someone assigned to clean it. It'd be better to just get those individual desk frigs; they don't hold much, but at least everyone would be responsible for their own.

      Btw, ..those 15 engineers? They're creative types too. :-)

    17. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      If the sex is good enough, I don't worry about the office space.

    18. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by miskate · · Score: 2, Insightful

      cheers to the twin 18" LCDs - I had that at my last job and it was very nice. The best part is that they don't take up as much desk space as CRTs.

      On a related note, make sure everyone has properly adjusted monitor stands. I ended up with about six phonebooks on my desk at one point to hold my hardware up and it's just annoying if you have to shift stuff around.

    19. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by daniel-kun · · Score: 1

      > 4) you need to also consider your network and computer-policies as an extension of the 'office' because your employees will spend more time (hopefully) wandering the 'virtual office', ie the network, than actually walking around the physical office...

      The only problem with this is, that it's quite important for people who work on the desk day in day out to get off their chair and wonder around a bit, relaxing the body. So occassionally wandering around is healthy for us coders.

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    20. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by PitaBred · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Good points for the most part, though I think you have a rather narrow view of "true hackers". You can thank ESR for that. Some of us enjoy teamwork, because we realize that the manipulation of other people is a wonderful game in and of itself ;)
      P.S. - If you mod this up, it means I win

    21. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by abandonment · · Score: 1

      oh i agree completely, the rest of the physical office (with relaxation area, etc) is entirely necessary, but i'm just saying that planning how your employees work with the network (and the ease of which they can work with said network) is important as well.

      i've worked at super-fancy high tech companies that had everything and the kitchen sink (literally) in the office but the actual network that we worked with was a complete nightmare, hence the 'workspace' didn't add up to a productive atmosphere

    22. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      One funny thing I notice about people is that most people tend to pull down the shades and turn on the lights, because they say the sun disturbs them. Pretty stupid idea, in my opinion. But then, people just love setting air conditioning to North Pole temperature in beautiful sunny days when everybody goes to work in t-shirt. They really make you forget it's Spring.

    23. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by penglust · · Score: 1

      I actually worked in an environment I found to be even better than the Joels. I worked for 3 years for Software AG in Darmstadt-Eberstadt Germany.

      The owner of the company was a bit different. He build a building based on hexigons. The halls were arranged in a large hexgon with offices on both sides. All offices had windows the inside of the hexagon looked over a pond and the outside mostly faced fields or forests. Because of the shape of the building there were many offices of a basic rectanle with a few odd shaped ones at the corners. Each office had from 2 to 4 people in it with no walls.

      What they had was even better. The desks were made from hooking 1 meter hexagon segments together. Each segment had 2 legs and required the support or others. I used 6 segments. 4 were connected in a U shape around me. The other two were each in the back of 2. I place the monitor on these and could set bake pretty far from the screen.

      To make it even better I could open the window. I had fresh air, my office mate and I never turned on the lights during the day.

      Connectivity was good and power recepticals were plentiful.

      If I felt I could have progressed in my carrier I would never have left that job.

    24. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "Real hackers don't want to socialize with other people. Collaborative coding can happen in their offices, but the real producers could give a damn about a foozball table or artwork by famous painters. True hackers don't participate in group activities or group sports.
      Caffeine. Lots and lots of caffeine. More caffeine than you think a normal human could possibly consume."

      I don't mean to be rude, but the the hell is this? Where did "real hackers" come from? How many people that work in an office are hackers? What about normal people with normal office jobs? No foosball table just because the nerd hacker guy doesn't want to socialize with everyone?

    25. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by linuxbert · · Score: 1

      I highly recomend reading Jane Jacobs' Book. It warns of all the problems urban society is facing now, but was writen in the early 60's when all the modernist ideas that led to the problems were being implemented in north american cities. Iwould also recomend James Howard Kunstler's "Home From Nowhere" It is an explanation of why the suburb is the root of all societys problems. (see www.kunstler.com

    26. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by thempstead · · Score: 1
      Agree totally with those points. With the keyboards and mice it might be an idea to let the people choose what models they have if they are being replaced, (let them buy their own and expense it within reasonable limits). This lets people buy what they are comfortable using instead of what you think they will be comfortable using.

      Tim

    27. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by DrHyde · · Score: 1

      Better to avoid loud phone calls surely!

    28. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by pmjordan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Might I add to #3:

      Don't place the furniture so that the person in the room will be facing away from the door. That is not only inconvenient, but extremely uncomfortable on a psychological level. I've had to live with facing away from the door for most of my life but I recently re-arranged my study so that I can see the door from behind my monitors. SO much more comfortable!

    29. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Yer+Mom · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Absolutely. Besides, if everyone's in one great big open plan office, the sales team's phone calls will be disrupting the coders, too.

      Plus, making sure the sales team can get the customers to and from meetings without having to go past the programmers reduces a lot of pressure from above, in the form of "tidy your desk", "wear a tie", "stop calling Windows a retarded pile of goat droppings every time something crashes" and so on, since the customers won't be encountering it :)

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    30. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's a reason why ESR came with that idea. Code only happens when you sit at the damn keyboard and type it, not when you're spending 7 hours a day talking to everyone you can find in the building.

      Coding is inherently a _very_ boring activity, if you're a total extrovert. And I can see it around me every day. The ones who produce good code and lots of it, are the ones who can shut up for hours straight and just program.

      This doesn't mean being a complete hermit, and unable to communicate at all. Sometimes, yeah, it's necessary to talk to someone else in the team. Sometimes you have to convince people of your vision of the architecture. And the occasional chatting pause at the water cooler or smoking place is OK, too. (Noone is 100% introverted either.)

      But in the end, to actually have a program by the deadline, and earn your 8 hours a day pay, you damn better be able to spend at least 7 of them actually coding.

      On the other hand, the least productive two, the ones who haven't actually produced anything in two years straight (not a joke), are also the most social people. Not only they'll talk to each other for hours, they'll even turn any communication with other team members into a 2 hour negotiation.

      To get any of them to actually fix their own bugs, it turns into something resembling a negotiation with terrorists. You first have to explain to them why you want that bugs fixed, why you can't possibly live with their function returning the wrong result, listen to their view of why it's OK, listen to their grandious view of their architecture and why it shouldn't be changed (even if it returns the wrong result or crashes), etc.

      Not only they're not producing anything in that time, they're also keeping other people from producing something.

      When such people get promoted, it's even worse. They end up calling endless pointless meetings, just because they're bored. The kind of meetings where in the best case you spend 2 hours learning that nothing is new and worth discussing, and in the worst case you spend 3 hours hearing about their vacation or their kids. The kind of pointless meetings that keeps a whole team from working, just to entertain a bored PHB.

      Either way, please do realize that some people would rather concentrate and work than listen to you. Hence the request for doors.

      The absolute worst environment I've been in, was one freaking big room with 20+ people in it. No walls, no cubicles, just a ton of people in a cathedral sized room. And with the accoustics of a cathedral.

      At any given time you'd hear at least two different conversations, one co-worker slurping tea in the loudest possible way, one idiot listening to music on his speakers (I bought him headphones, but he said he hated headphones and continued the noise pollution), 2-3 idiots taking a break to play Counter-Strike (at least one of them on the speakers, on a bad day also with a subwoofer), etc.

      It was such a noise cacophony that it was plain old impossible to concentrate on doing any work. Eventually I started listening to loud music on the headphones just to cover that disruptive ambient noise. Of course, that was a bit of a distraction in itself, but it still beat listening to the equivalent of coding in a railway station.

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    31. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by BlackHawk-666 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Chinese think it is unlucky to be facing with your back to the door of the room. It also shows you to be of low standing. It is bad feng shui, so re-arrange your desk to face the door. You'll notice the VP and other higher officials all face the door - you should do the same.

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    32. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by mwrm · · Score: 1
      Twin 18" LCD monitors hooked up to a twin-headed video card - will give a coder about 90% more real estate than a single 20" LCD while costing about the same.
      Doesn't the photo of the desk show just this exact setup?
    33. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by AVee · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I do a lot of 'duo-coding' simply because some problems get solved faster and better with four eyes then with two. Two people working a one PC can often outperform 3 people working alone, depending on what they are working on.
      So a desk that is big enough to place two chairs behind it is a huge plus for me.

      The point about the mouse and keyboards are very correct, and i whould like to add double points for a cordless mouse (and enough batteries).

      Another important point for me is a place (preferably outside) to go to just to get away from the screen and take some distance from the work. The most difficult problems are solved away from the code, by looking at the problem from some distance.

    34. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Twin 18" LCD monitors hooked up to a twin-headed video card - will give a coder about 90% more real estate than a single 20" LCD while costing about the same.

      Actually, the coder will only get 61,7 % more real estate. -The nitpicker

    35. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by klokwise · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't get a public frig, unless you have someone assigned to clean it. It'd be better to just get those individual desk frigs; they don't hold much, but at least everyone would be responsible for their own.

      . . . um, i don't even know where to begin with this one. are you speaking from experience here? did this previous job have hot secretaries? if so, are they hiring?

    36. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by mikael · · Score: 1

      And don't forget to have a separate space for incoming mail. The last thing you want is for the admins to get confused when someone sticks a delivery note on the fridge (mp3 audio).

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    37. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by pw1972 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But in the end, to actually have a program by the deadline, and earn your 8 hours a day pay, you damn better be able to spend at least 7 of them actually coding.

      Yikes! If all my team did was program 7 of 8 hours a day I'd fire them. I can hire any code monkey to write code. I'd estimate our best team members probably code at most 10%-15% a day. I'd put more of an emphasis on good design and analysis any day.

    38. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by mikael · · Score: 1

      You could always get a pair of mini convex mirrors for your monitor. Being in a large room where people would come in, walk over to another person, before silently padding up behind me before calling out to me loudly kept driving me crackers. Now I can see everyone as they come in through the door, and then come towards me.
      (I've got a window desk, so I like the green view, plus the guy behind me is constantly jiggling his legs up and down for 10 hours/day - he must have bad blood circulation).

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    39. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Hognoxious · · Score: 0
      2) if the tools that you give your employees to do their job are continuously breaking or causing problems (whether it's desks, monitors, software) then you need to consider replacing them.
      I agree - get some people in who are happy to sit on the floor.
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    40. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by WTFRUDOINBiotch · · Score: 1
      1. Climate (too hot or too cold and it distracts people)
      I think that's a very good point that noone else has brought up. Give the users the ability to adjust the temperature. Not necessarily private A/C units, but let them have vents that you can close and have enough power that they could bring in personal heaters.
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    41. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're a tard. "TRUE HACKERS", I'm glad you can speak for everyone. I just recently left a serious techie company full of the best of the best, for reasons I won't get into, and I have to say... if it wasn't for the foosball table and pool table I would have pooled my hair out years ago. Having a good number of scooters available helps a good bit too. =) Our office was very modern, and that helped alot too. Bright colors. Obviously if you're setting up a real tech company, you know that you can't give every techie and office. Sorry, but it's just not going to happen. But I agree, you should have the tall walls.

      Johnny

    42. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by cluckshot · · Score: 1

      Don't get Stupid. Buy a compiler licence for each developer if you are not using the Open Source ones. In any case make sure that nobody has to wait for software he needs to run just because somebody else is using it. It would even be good to make sure that the tools are available at home. Programmers sometimes work out of their home for long hours so make it possible to do this as well.

      This is a matter of respect of the employee. By making him/her share the compiler or such you are telling them that they are not worth even that modest investment. By allowing the home use of the tools you understand that he/she is sharpening the skills on other times etc.

      It probably would be wise to schedule a time once a week for an hour or two where employees are honed up on new skills regards their job.

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    43. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is very important to keep coders away from sales and marketing as well as the executives since they ultimately come from very different cultures. The best would be for them to have two different buildings on a small campus but having them in different cities is livable too. ;) The worst is like Intel where everyone has a bland cubical, even the CEO.

      Let's say you write software for healthcare (like I do). When sales brings by some customers for a demo and some schmoozing, and those customers see me walking around in my shorts, faded t-shirt, and scruffy face, the customers are not going to think "Wow, this company hires real hackers not like those last bozos!", instead they are going to think "Wow, this place is so unprofessional!" Since customers are by and large stupid enough to be distracted by inconsequential factors in their decision making, it is best to completely control the environment in which they see your company. Hence, you gotta keep them away from the code monkeys (and the fooseball tables, etc.) If sales determines that a particular customer likes beer and fooseball, then sure, he can choose to bring them by the entertainment wing of the developer building after the big demo to meet the development team. Otherwise if the customer wants to see development, you cherry pick a couple of developers that look good in a suit(consider hiring actors), and parade them by the customers in a safe place.

    44. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
      • The point about the mouse and keyboards are very correct, and i whould like to add double points for a cordless mouse (and enough batteries).
      From both a business and user perspective go with rechargeables. (Hell, even the environment wins a bit. :) You can either go with a central charger or extra points for putting a small one in each office with at LEAST 2 sets of batteries, but preferably 3 or more.
    45. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by mbrod · · Score: 1

      To get any of them to actually fix their own bugs, it turns into something resembling a negotiation with terrorists. You first have to explain to them why you want that bugs fixed, why you can't possibly live with their function returning the wrong result, listen to their view of why it's OK, listen to their grandious view of their architecture and why it shouldn't be changed (even if it returns the wrong result or crashes), etc.

      I think you must work with the same people I do.

      This problem is so common I wish they could diagnose it and provide counseling for the people to correct it.

    46. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course you could have linked his article talking about the office design.

      This is exactly what Microsoft does to its employees. You missed having more than 1 chair per office, to do code reviews or pair programming.

      Also Microsoft can't do XP because of the lack of open work bays. You didn't mention recreational stuff, sofas, free beer, meeting rooms, war room, etc.

    47. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by joshmccormack · · Score: 1

      The sales people also tend to be loud and incapable of holding the receiver to their head, thus requiring all of the 20,000 daily phone calls to be done on speaker.

      Also, I've had sales people sell stuff we didn't make, which we then had to make. Guess it's that do whatever you have to do to get the sale. Anyway, if Chip from sales is too close to the people who have to make what he came up with and sold, those grumbling, now overworked programmers may reach over and strangle Chip.

    48. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, have come to accept a fabulously low level of productivity from your developers. I think the initial post is a bit on the high end stating that software developers should be pounding code for 7 hours a day. But he's one helluva lot closer to the target than you are with your 10-15%.

      Software development is not a science. It's not engineering either as much as some would like to make it as such. It's a fad-driven pseudo-scientific process often led by dogma-spewing morons. Those that avoid the fads, avoid jumping on the latest "sexy architecture bandwagon", avoid adopting the latest-and-greatest methodology someone pulled out of their ass, are the people who actually produce working stable applications that keep users happy and companies running.

    49. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by caswelmo · · Score: 1

      I would agree. Although my job requires coding it isn't part of the actual job, it's just in support of the work I do (engineering). I definitely notice that on those days that I spend coding 8 hours straight I feel like I'm getting a lot done. However, at the end of the day I usual wish I would have spent more time documenting & thinking about things rather than just coding away like a madman. Fortunately for me, I'm not graded on good code, just getting my engineering work done.

      I do, however, have a friend that works for a very high-end audio company. He works with Japanese car manufacturers on integrating his companies audio products with their on-board systems. He told me that they spend about 20% of their time coding & the rest doing documentation, thinking, validation, etc. He said that, although he hates all the other crap, it would be impossible to output decent work without doing it.

    50. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Let me guess... anything that doesn't involve 7 hours of meetings a day and colourful power-point foils, doesn't count as design or important to you?

      Guess what? 90%+ of programming _is_ design and analysis, even if it happens in front of the computer. The routine mechanical parts are already handled by the compiler, IDE, plugins, standard libraries, frameworks, etc. That's the easy part.

      The hard part is taking a problem and splitting it into an architecture and algorithm that solves the problem. Preferrably also in a way that's robust, easy to maintain, and easy to change when the client comes and says that now he wants something different. Those don't happen by themselves. That's what programming is all about: mostly design work.

      Of course, if the respect you have for programming work is summarized by the words "code monkeys", you probably do get monkey quality at the end of the day. The pipe dream and marketting fraud of the last 20 years straight was that somehow you could buy a silver bullet that makes any monkey able to write a good program. Never happened so far.

      Of course, it still doesn't stop idiots from trying. When you read statistics like "68% of Java 'programmers' don't even know Java" or "3 out of 4 programmers can't actually program"... well, you know who hired them. Someone who thought that it's all monkey job and hired the cheapest monkeys.

      Of course, then the programming takes ages to finish, is awfully buggy, is an unmaintainable mess, and 2 years later ends up scrapped and programmed from scratch all over again. But hey, this time we have a silver bullet +1. It surely can't go wrong again this time.

      Either way, I'm not saying there isn't a time and place for meetings, documentation, and drawing a grand diagram on the whiteboard. There sure is. And there sure is a need for people who, yes, mostly do analysis and architecture design. Yep. Please do hire those.

      But at some point, _someone_ has to sit down and implement it. Someone like me. Call him a "code monkey" if that makes you feel somehow superior. But someone has to do it.

      You can't have only meeting-happy people sitting around and showing off colourful powerpoint foils, 8 hours a day, 5 days a week, and have the program auto-magically just materialize sometime before the deadline. Someone has to actually sit down at a keyboard, and implement that grandious architecture and design sometime.

      And at thet time, they better have a door they can close, so that they can concentrate on that work. It's a mental exercise, not just mindlessly typing like a secretary. If they have to listen to 5 others in 2 different conversations about their vacation, trips, car, and whatever else, it's damn hard to think about converting that spec into an algorithm.

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      A polar bear is a cartesian bear after a coordinate transform.
    51. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Parent wrote: "Want some other tips...Real hackers don't want to socialize with other people...what the Donkey Show in Tijuana is to Sex."

      Couldn't have said it better myself! You've pertty much summed up hackers with those three phrases.

    52. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      While I whole-heartedly agree, cubical land does not allow for this, and hence my less-than-copacetic current existence at my job.

    53. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Amen! It's managers like the grandparent who think they'll actually get working software sending out a spec to India. Unfortuneately- that seems to be more than 90% of the hiring managers left.

      --
      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    54. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by ron_ivi · · Score: 1
      " Unfortuneately- that seems to be more than 90% of the hiring managers left. "

      You think that might be because they're right, and can therefore afford to do hiring, while the "nice" managers's companies all went bankrupt.

      I think you're proving that they are effective, not evil.

    55. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by confused+one · · Score: 1
      Also, I've had sales people sell stuff we didn't make, which we then had to make.

      Ooohhh I hate it when they do that.

      Conversation goes something like:
      Sales guy: "So, Mike, how's _____ going?"
      Me: "uh, okay I guess. What can I do for you?"
      Sales guy: "Well, we think we have an order for 100 model xxxx's; but, they want them to do ________. That's not a problem is it?"
      Me: "It was never designed to do ________."
      Sales guy: "Can it do it?"
      Me: "Theoretically, I suppose we could..."
      Sales guy: "Good, I promised them a two week turn!"
      Me: *Screams*

    56. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by pw1972 · · Score: 1

      Just the opposite, we expect a lot from our team. With tight budgets, we can't afford to have the architect, the analyst, the q&a tester, the coder, etc. We need people who can perform all of these roles and perform them well.

      We consider software development a process, whether or not you want to lump that into a science or not is your perogative.

    57. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Depends what you mean by "effective". As far as I'm concerned, corporatism exists only to make profit- and if it can do that at the expense of human considerations and by holding back technological achivement, it will.

      Unfortuneately, the only alternative right now is government (yes I know Marxist is in my nick, but I got that nick back in college and have moved far beyond the limitations of Marxism in my economic thinking), and they're even worse (the place I currently work has a "every other version" upgrade policy, executed VERY slowly, we're only now replacing NT machines with XP SP1). For maximum efficiency in creating new technology, you've got to cut out limited liability corporations entirely- and return to pure capitalism, as many owners of as many small shops as possible.

      Don't confuse corporatism with efficiency- most corporations only exist for the three month bottom line, and ANY R&D is not compatible with that goal.

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      SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
    58. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Batteries are horrid things, even the rechargeable ones. After a while (4-6 months at our shop) they and the chargers start acting up and everyone slowly moves back to a reliable stand by.

      Outside is great. I wish our place had a couple of wireless laptops so that we could work from a park bench we have outside for us smokers. Instead I 'rescued' a dot matrix printer. Dont ask me why, but for some reason code looks better on fan fold than it does coming out of a laser printer. When ever I'm stuck, I can always seam to find a solution to my problem with a cigarette, a can of soda, a pen, stack of fanfold, and the sun peeking over my shoulder a lot quicker than staring at a CRT.

    59. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't say they were original ideas, I just said they were good ideas.

    60. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
      Yeah, agreed in that everyone sees things the other way around (keep sales away from coders..)

      Just one note though - a FOOSBALL table? How do you expect ANYONE to get work done with one of those within 100 feet of anything?!

      --
      Berto
    61. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Ah, air conditioning.

      It's never the right temperature, either. I forgot that one. :)

    62. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Ah, Russian coders?

      We had two of them. They were too easy to work with, actually... they never told us when they needed something. They were happy to sit anywhere outside of Russia. :)

    63. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by dvk · · Score: 1

      Forget #2-5.

      I am about 50% less productive when I have to shiver all day from overly efficient air conditioning.
      Re peat after me: The brain is NOT an x86 CPU.
      The brain is NOT an x86 CPU. The brain is NOT an x86 CPU. It does NOT work better when chilled. /rant

      --
      "The right to figure things out for yourself is the only true freedom everyone shares. Go use it"-R.A.Heinlein
    64. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Most people that try to define a real hacker rarely are. I know some real hackers. Would you call a guy that wrote videogames on a Vic-20 when he was 13 a real hacker? He reused some of the musical note data as char tiles to save memory:)
      He now has a wife, a child, and friends. Yes some real hackers do socialize with other people. As far as not giving a dam about a foozball table or artwork by a famous painter they may or may not. Programmers are people. They are individuals. I find that the vast number people that post on slashdot about "hackers" tend to be Network/Sysadmins, tech people, and wanabees. The fact that you would seperate programmers from "creative types" shows a real lack of understanding.

      Now the other points 1-6 are dead on.
      7 I just don't know about. We have three full time programmers. I never use a whiteboard, the other programmer never uses a whiteboard. The new guy that is just out of college uses a whiteboard.
      8 is a sure thing but I really tend to use my OReilly CDs and the internet more than books. They are also easier to take with me on a notebook.

      To add to the list.

      #9 Quiet! A place to get away from all the noise. One thing that I hate is that my Linux Box is so loud.It is a Compaq and if you put your hand on it you can feel it hum.
      My IBM black tower that is my XP box "I have to use it for CAD". Is a 2.8 and totaly silent. Not to mention that I am near the support room and the noise from all that is very distracting.
      #10 Clean air. Get a filter to cut down on the dust and muck.
      #11 A good chair.
      #12 a nice quiet place outside to think and gather ones thoughts. I have found more errors in my code while walking outside or riding my bike than I can count.

      --
      See my blog http://ilovecookes.blogspot.com/ for light hearted technical information.
    65. Re:An atmosphere for great coding by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      As for the whiteboard, try to understand why the rookie uses it, in what fashion and in what capacity. A whiteboard in your cube is a mark of seniority, authority, and power in my shop (I don't have one yet as I just started.)

      Whiteboard :
      Swapspace for your brain.
      Shared memory (your thoughts) to other developers.
      Organization of your thoughts in 3 dimentions (X, Y, color)
      Notices that can't be ignored or overlooked.
      6'x4' = Twenty four square feet of low resolution display space. That's a 5' diag monitor with crappy fonts, ugly graphics in 3 bit color (8 colors).
      Low-tech voicemail replacement for visitors leaving you a note.
      Tape up printed pages and you have a lot of space for massive data flow diagrams.

      Good call on 9-12.

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      Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
  2. my ideas by avandesande · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I like being in the same room with others on the same project.
    A window.
    And Quiet.
    LCD monitors are easy on the eyes.

    --
    love is just extroverted narcissism
    1. Re:my ideas by rossifer · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I like being in the same room with others on the same project.
      ---
      And Quiet.


      These points really encapsulates the core issues of good workspace design, but achieving them can be harder than describing them. To restate them as I see them:

      (1) Effective isolation from distractions. People doing valuable work almost universally need to be able to concentrate. For most of us, this means quiet. Intercoms, other people's phone conversations (and mobile phone ring tones), obtrusive music, noisy conference rooms, all steal productivity from your employees. (Some like having background music, some dont. Those who want it should have effective comfortable headphones so they don't disturb people who can't work as effectively with background noise).

      (2) Effective workgroup communication. Basically, this means it should be trivially easy to speak face-to-face with everyone each employees needs to communicate with during completion of their typical daily tasks.

      These two primary considerations can work together, but there's a tension between them as well. Workgroup communication is ideal when I can turn my head to a co-worker and ask a question, but the more people I can look around and see, the noiser my workspace will be. Workspace isolation is ideal when everyone has private soundproofed offices, but there's an increased cost to either IM'ing someone (instead of having the nuance available in face-to-face speech) or taking the time to walk over to the other person's office.

      I have come to believe that workspace sharing is crucial, but the upper limit of a really effective workspace is around six people. You can possibly have eight very cooperative and respectful individuals, but workspaces tend to last longer than the teams that occupy them and I wouldn't recommend larger than six.

      In my own history, I've seen lots of different office plans, from cube farms to private offices and lots of variations between. My favorite office layout had the team of seventeen (including development staff, QA staff, and the team lead in "quads". Each quad was a 20'x20' room with two walls covered with whiteboard, two others had bland office paint and some nice artwork. Four desks and a 4' round table easily fit in each quad. The five quads had staggered openings on a common hallway that led to one small conference room, one large conference room, a kitchen area, and the front door (on the other side of the common areas).

      One other very nice amenity that I've never seen anywhere else was a single stall shower adjacent to the bathrooms, so doing a lunchtime jog around the hills near the office didn't leave you sweaty and stinky for the afternoon.

      Too bad they were in Cincinnati when I really wanted to be in Austin...

      Regards,
      Ross

    2. Re:my ideas by cynic10508 · · Score: 1

      LCD monitors are easy on the eyes.

      Even better would be indirect lighting to majorly cut down on screen glare. At one place I worked it was a constant battle between the keyboard jockeys to keep the glare away and the HR people who had to follow health codes such as minimum lighting levels.

    3. Re:my ideas by WuphonsReach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In my own history, I've seen lots of different office plans, from cube farms to private offices and lots of variations between. My favorite office layout had the team of seventeen (including development staff, QA staff, and the team lead in "quads". Each quad was a 20'x20' room with two walls covered with whiteboard, two others had bland office paint and some nice artwork. Four desks and a 4' round table easily fit in each quad. The five quads had staggered openings on a common hallway that led to one small conference room, one large conference room, a kitchen area, and the front door (on the other side of the common areas).

      I'd agree with that. Our "quads" were a bit smaller, about 12x16 with 6' high divider walls. Not ideal, but it did at least isolate the nonsense a bit. A "tiny" table in the middle, with the primary workstations being in the (4) corners. Downside is that your back was to the opening, which can be unnerving to some folks.

      Small whiteboard inside the quad, but we had a larger whiteboard out in the hallway.

      The other problem was that they'd sometimes shoehorn another 3 people into the space. That's fine if the other (3) folks are normally off-site 4 out of 5 days, but a bit crowded otherwise. Worse, half the folks were working on different projects in the quad, which means double the cross-chatter.

      Not to leave a good stone unturned... the next year, they switched us to a different office with the standard rows of desks with minimal 4' high partitions. Back-to-back in groups of 4. Getting out of your chair if you were back against the wall required the cooperation of your 3 neighbors.

      Oh, did I mention that the upstairs bathroom was in the middle of our workspace and that you'd have a steady stream of "users" come walking through?

      I left after 4 months in the new arrangement... and now happily telecommute to an office that is 5 hours away. (3 out of the 4 people in our group are full-time telecommuters... the 4th is low-man on the totem pole and is our on-site support.)

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      Wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?
    4. Re:my ideas by erlenic · · Score: 1

      Where in Cincy?

    5. Re:my ideas by rossifer · · Score: 1

      International TechneGroup, Inc.. They sell CAD/CAM translation and information management products. They're right down the hill from SDRC in Milford, way out on the western edge of Cincinnati (unless they've moved since I worked there).

      Regards,
      Ross

  3. What I've had and loved... by The_Rippa · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Here are a list of things I've had and loved...

    -Fast internet connection. Not only useful for downloading tools/patches/etc fast, but people will want to use the internet to check news, email, slashdot in the morning. A fast internet connection will help them get it out of the way quicker (right now we have a 5 floor building on on T-1 that also serves as a connection between buildings. I'm lucky if I get 5k/sec).

    -Budget in money for free sodas/water/coffee. I like to go for a morning coffee run, but I'd rather have an espresso machine and some cold Coke's at the office

    -Aeron chairs. Spoil my ass please. These things are more comfortable to sit in than it is laying down. I bought the one I used when I quit one of my previous jobs

    -Actually, modern looking furniture in general makes the place look a lot better and makes it seems like your job is more important than it really is, making you a little happier

    -Cubes offer good privacy, but you can feel cramped. The best experience I had was a big open room. People had their l-shaped desks against the wall, so you couldn't see their monitor, but you could see their face. Also, moving desks is never fun!

    1. Re:What I've had and loved... by otterit · · Score: 1

      I agree with privacy. I'd recommend that the cubes be arranged where people can not see each other's screens and/or that a glare guard/privacy screen be provided. People are more comfortable when they don't think people are reading over their shoulders.

    2. Re:What I've had and loved... by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

      Fast internet, L-shaped desks and nice chairs go a long way. The L-shape desk allows for personal configurations yet keep everyone on the same page. That is what we have at my office and it is very nice.

      Location in the room is by seniority, owners and bigwig sales people have windows (glass pane kind) to peer out of, support staff nearby (I am 10 feet from my boss, yet I can completely ignore him if needed) and tertiary crew near / at the inside wall over by the conference rooms (one big - one small). We are small, 12 employees.

      If cubes are a must, go for the full floor to ceiling type that have glass (prolly clear plastic) tops so people can see if you are in without disturbing others. At least it feels like your own office, even if it is not.

      IMO, YMMV.

    3. Re:What I've had and loved... by flacco · · Score: 1
      -Aeron chairs. Spoil my ass please. These things are more comfortable to sit in than it is laying down. I bought the one I used when I quit one of my previous jobs

      this one is a biggie. the aeron is the most comfortable chair ever. i don't have an aeron at work, but i have one at home - and i miss it dearly when in the office (and there i have a $1000 Leap chair that simply can't compare to the aeron).

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      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    4. Re:What I've had and loved... by Bilestoad · · Score: 5, Insightful

      One office - one person. You need your own creative space where your door can close, because IT people walking around with 2-way radios and electrical contractors in the hall and people from QA babbling in some foreign language and assholes from sales who can only use a phone hands-free with the door open and the general buzz of the coffee area and the spinning up noise that the laser printer makes will all distract you fairly effectively.

      Gymnasium. Fit, relaxed people think better, it's a fact.

      Car parking. Enough of it, close enough to the building.

      Free sodas, water and perhaps pastries one day a week say "we value you" loud and clear. Fast internet connection is just not optional. Aeron chairs are perhaps too expensive, but if one person gets one then everyone should.

      Apart from all that see "Peopleware" by De Marco & Lister, for good coverage of things that management often don't consider until the padlocks are on the front door and everything is being sold at auction.

    5. Re:What I've had and loved... by ejaw5 · · Score: 1

      I'll agree L-shaped desks are nice since you can keep up with what's going on around you, and still have some privacy. It also serves as a great lookout/hideout bunker during an office Nerf gun shootout!

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    6. Re:What I've had and loved... by boots@work · · Score: 1

      So: buy one, claim it as a work expense tax deduction (which cuts the price in half, in AU), and take it to the office. I did. Over three years so far I'm down to less per day than I spend on coffee, and it saves me from needing physio.

    7. Re:What I've had and loved... by ripple_current · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Add some greenery and two moniters and this would be nivarna...

    8. Re:What I've had and loved... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What boots@work doesn't tell you is that if you are not required to maintain a home office which is your workplace > 50% of the time and you try the depreciation trick, the Commisioner for Taxation will, if he catches you, make it much mroe expensive for you than if you had simply worn the cost. And of course there is the common false belief that furniture can be depreciated fully over 3 years like computer equipment, which can also get you into trouble. And then there is the question over whether you had to buy the chair to earn your income - if an assortment of doctors, physiotheraphists and management will all write letters saying there was no option but for you to buy that chair you might have a chance but don't count on it. The tax office doesn't care if you thought you were doing the right thing or not.

      Best to work out some pre-tax salary sacrifice deal with your boss and have the chair bought for you by the company, with the agreement that it is yours to take if and when you leave.

    9. Re:What I've had and loved... by Snoopy77 · · Score: 1

      As far as a development environment goes I have found that a big open space is ideal. It facilitates discussion and collaboration and generally enhances teamwork.

      But for me, the mark of a good office is determined by the softness of the toilet paper. If the company goes tight-ass on your own ass' comfort then they don't value you.

      --
      "She's a West Texas girl, just like me" - G.W Bush Iraqis
    10. Re:What I've had and loved... by TekPolitik · · Score: 2, Interesting
      One office - one person. You need your own creative space where your door can close, because IT people walking around with 2-way radios and electrical contractors in the hall and people from QA babbling in some foreign language and assholes from sales who can only use a phone hands-free with the door open and the general buzz of the coffee area and the spinning up noise that the laser printer makes will all distract you fairly effectively.

      All of these can also be dealt with without individual offices by locating programming staff away from these distractions and somewhere that is not "on the way" to anywhere. Preferably with only one entrance guarded by trained attack dogs.

      For projects where you only have one coder per project, individual offices are OK, but where you have multiple coders on a project, an open room is much better because the individual offices discourage collaboration. It takes more effort to get up and go to somebody's office, particularly if your own office has become a comfort zone since it means leaving the comfort zone.

      That doesn't mean the open room should be like a warehouse, but it should be somewhere that encourages collaboration and teamwork.

    11. Re:What I've had and loved... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No! Closed doors do not discourage collaboration. Instead they encourage people to use email (where the individual looks when he's ready!). They also encourage thought - in shared office space it is too easy to open your mouth and shout "hey what's the second argument to fopen()!" but if you have to get up and open someone's door to do it thought will soon unearth an easier way to answer the question.

      More effort to disturb another programmer is good. Very good. Collaboration needs to be done in such a way that individuals can focus - studies (see "Peopleware") have shown that interruption reduces productivity for on the order of 20 minutes.

    12. Re:What I've had and loved... by eric17 · · Score: 1

      None of your rationals for a fast internet connection actually does anything for the business, except _maybe_ the email example.
      In most cases what internet access at the desk does is provide a way to waste time and distract from real work. If I owned a business I would tend to put internet access in a separate room except for those who really need timely access. This would also serve as trojan/worm/virus protection for the business's internal network.

    13. Re:What I've had and loved... by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      -Budget in money for free sodas/water/coffee. I like to go for a morning coffee run, but I'd rather have an espresso machine and some cold Coke's at the office

      I'd also put this as number two just behind a decent net connection. I worked at one of my company's satellite locations for a few months on a project. They had a really cool coffee/latte/hot drink machine. Usually when I reach a "bang my head on the delicate electronics" state of mind I'd get up walk to machine and have it make me a latte. Took maybe 10 minutes for me to drink one and then I'd be back to work. At my regular job, when I reach the same mental place I walk to Starbucks (20-30 min roundtrip).

      Even cooler was a law firm my mother used to work at, that had its own cafeteria and provided breakfast, lunch and snacks throughout the day free to employees. Almost everyone ate there, the food was awesome and you could imagine productivity soared. While thats probably too much for your little office, its a pretty cool setup. Make your employees comfortable and happy.

      Another thing, coders who work at my office seem to like is a group of small rooms we have that used to store lasers (Until someoen mounted them on sharks, I guess). They're sound proof, so they lock themselves in there sometimes when the engineer types are making a racket in the machine shop.

      On a side note I happen to like cubes, but that could be because I'm more than a little agorophobic.

      --

      My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle...

    14. Re:What I've had and loved... by boots@work · · Score: 1

      I put the facts before my certified tax advisor and he said it was OK, so that's good enough for me. In my case it was medically justified, although I only had verbal advice to that effect. I think an Aeron which I bought at AUD999 is small enough that it can be written off as an expense rather than depreciated as an asset, but I'm not sure.

      The tax office doesn't care if you thought you were doing the right thing or not.

      That is not quite true. Well-intentioned ignorance is not an excuse, but it can be a mitigating factor. Many of their penalties run as something like X for negligence/ignorance, 3X for wilful or gross negligence, 5X for criminal intent.

      Anyhow, your basic point is right: don't make assumptions about tax without checking with a qualified professional first, or the tax office will ransack your junk even more gleefully than before.

      Your salary sacrifice idea might be good, or it might introduce some fringe benefit tax liability. (Companies cannot just randomly give you things in lieu of salary.) Again, see an accountant first.

    15. Re:What I've had and loved... by growlydog · · Score: 1

      I have to agree! I work now at a place that offers a casual work environment. We don't have a strict dress code (jeans and a nice shirt...) As long as you do your work, its not a big problem to come in +/- 30 min to work... Need ergonomic stuff? You got it. Eye exams are covered and if you need glasses you get 'em. Theres a snack area with free sodas/snacks/bkfst/water/coffee/candy/etcetera. Weekly company meeting includes lunch. Doors. They actually shut! A time clock at the door. The last place I worked was ridiculous. They wanted you to slide a card to get inside the building, then you had to slide a seperate time-card, then you had to fill out a weekly time sheet, and at the end of the day, email your manager with your time for the day! It was quite ridiculous. Nice machines... When you are compiling your very large program fairly often... a good comp is what can make a difference in productivity. It would be very easy to lose 30 min. to an hour each day just on compile time with a slow comp. Want to work in the dark? You've got your own office, so turn off the light. Listen to music? Just shut your door. It would be nice if I had more control over the AC for my personal area... Everyone else likes it about 10-15degrees cooler than me... I just bring a sweatshirt. More bandwidth would be nice so I could stream music while working, but I can just bring my own CDs... Oh yah... the place is clean too! The last place I worked at the lobby had some crazy funk stench! You had to hold your breath just to get in the building! Also, it was a phone-support job... so you had to use the cubes that someone else had just finished with... not very sanitary since cubes were not assigned it could be anyone leaving the desk you were about to use... not to mention using the same mic/headset they just finished with... sometimes it was pretty gross... Everyone for the most part keeps their doors open though which really helps our communication. If we need the privacy we have it... but we are all accessible to each other if someone has a question about something...

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      my sig was dubm so i took it out.
    16. Re:What I've had and loved... by TastyWords · · Score: 1

      Peopleware is an excellent recommendation. Another is "The Gold Collar Worker" - it's old (1985), but if you can find it, it's excellent.

    17. Re:What I've had and loved... by eric17 · · Score: 1

      All of these can also be dealt with without individual offices by locating programming staff away from these distractions and somewhere that is not "on the way" to anywhere. Preferably with only one entrance guarded by trained attack dogs.

      Except for the internal extractions--Newbie questions, non-business discussions, discussions about topics that aren't useful to everyone in the group, technical arguments that go on and on, bad choices in music, etc, etc.

      Unless your group isn't really doing concentration work, offices are essential.

      There are so many ways for people to collaborate that do not involve being able to yell "hey" across a crowded room that the "collaboration" argument seems like a rationalization for saving money.

    18. Re:What I've had and loved... by Lumpy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry but you CAN go too far. our last "director" wanted us to look stylish and hip... well she is gone and we are stuck with this hideous purple carpet and bright red chairs that make everyone in the place sick by 10:30a. the corperate bullcrap to get people to "act as a team" but throwing the conform or die attitude also is bullcrap. Let your employees take out the flouresent lamps above them and use their own lighting.. sorry but the 180 watts of cold blue flouresents in the shiny chrome grid suck.. that is why you dont have them in your office.

      finally... free soda is pushing it... cofee and bottled water (bulk.. I.E. the 10 gallon cooler) are fine, but push for realistic priced vending... someone who comes in and charges $1.50-2.00 for a can of coke is a jerk... find a vendor that will put in reasonable priced vending of both pop, juice and snacks.

      finally.. the most important part is that whoever is in charge of the office after it is running.. MUST buy donuts/bagles every friday. make it a fricking expense line... it os nothing in cost to a company and is worth thousands in morale building. espically if the CEO/Divisional officer/director is there at least once a quarter to serve them to the employees...

      the BEST CEO I ever worked for had the balls to show his employees that he valued them and personally served them donuts once a quarter.

      but that is office politics and operation and outside of your control....

      muted colors but NO BROWNS!!!! dont go nuts and try to pull a Salvador Dali or Escher.

      finally, whatever you have planned for the IT department, double it's size. both in space and air conditioning.... dooming your IT to a closet with no AC will only haunt you down the road.

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    19. Re:What I've had and loved... by Digital+Mage · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Gymnasium. Fit, relaxed people think better, it's a fact.

      Car parking. Enough of it, close enough to the building.

      I've never understood the idea that its ok to work out in a gym for an hour but god forbid you should walk 5 minutes to get to your car. I say scrap the gym and put the parking lot a mile from work to force some excercise on the workers.

    20. Re:What I've had and loved... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One office - one person. You need your own creative space where your door can close, because IT people walking around with 2-way radios and electrical contractors in the hall and people from QA babbling in some foreign language and assholes from sales who can only use a phone hands-free with the door open and the general buzz of the coffee area and the spinning up noise that the laser printer makes will all distract you fairly effectively.

      There's also something to be said for "larger office, 2 people working on the same project". Two people can generally get along rather easily and it's useful to have someone to bounce ideas off of without having to go knock down somebody else's door.

      Lone-wolf employee in a dark locked room is a death knell for most projects.

    21. Re:What I've had and loved... by TekPolitik · · Score: 1
      Except for the internal extractions--Newbie questions,...

      I'm really not sure how you expect me to respond to this. It seems either you're saying that new people shouldn't have the opportunity to ask questions, or that somehow being in an office makes a question from a newbie somehow less intrusive. Either way this seems... unsettling.

      non-business discussions,

      It's called "socialising", and helps build teamwork. You might try it some time.

      discussions about topics that aren't useful to everyone in the group,

      Unless it's being done at excess volume, it shouldn't be a problem.

      technical arguments that go on and on,

      Only a problem when you hire a lot of prima donnas. Prima donnas are bad no matter how talented they may be. Best to fire them ASAP. It might seem like it hurts now, but keeping them will hurt more in the long term.

      bad choices in music, etc, etc.

      Music shouldn't be on speakers in the office anyway. There are these things called "headphones" that you may have heard of.

      There are so many ways for people to collaborate that do not involve being able to yell "hey" across a crowded room

      People don't do it that way.

      that the "collaboration" argument seems like a rationalization for saving money.

      There are so many solutions to the problems you claim exist that your argument sounds more like a rationalisation for being a prima donna.

    22. Re:What I've had and loved... by Katharine · · Score: 1

      The Rippa wrote: Budget in money for free sodas/water/coffee.

      When I started at my job, we had water coolers that also made hot water. Everyone drank a lot of water and brought in their own tea bags, soup-in-a-cup, instant coffee, and so forth from home.

      Then, because of budget problems, they had to get rid of the water coolers. I don't know how much money it saved, but from a morale point of view it was a serious mistake.

      It's been about six months since they've been gone and everyone is still extremely bitter about it. It doesn't help that the tap water tastes terrible.

      My advice: once you do decide to provide a perk, don't take it away if you can avoid it.

    23. Re:What I've had and loved... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "In most cases what internet access at the desk does is provide a way to waste time and distract from real work. If I owned a business I would tend to put internet access in a separate room except for those who really need timely access. "

      Ahhh....Troll bait(TM). I'll bite.

      This attitude is why you don't own a business. You neither respect nor trust people. And, you fail to see the new reality that for many people, work and home are now mingled.

      I'm writing this from my home office computer, which is VPN'ed to my office. I can send e-mail, and work on documents/spreadsheets/etc from here. I have a softphone install, but I'm now using an IP phone to connect to the VoIP system--from which I can receive calls to my DID number, make calls "from the office", dial extensions to my remote office.

      My laptop is plugged in and sychronizing, with VPN and softphone software installed. I can grab it and be on the road instantly.

      My employees have the option of the same setup (most of whom have), although they are required to use the corporate anti-virus software. (I buy the license; if they leave within a year, they pay; after that, they pay support if they want it.)

      Now, the point to all of this is that since home and work are--or have the ability to be--so mingled, I don't mind a bit of surfing at the office--after all, they're often doing work at home....

    24. Re:What I've had and loved... by waveman · · Score: 1

      > "Peopleware" by De Marco & Lister

      Also "Rapid Development" by Steve McConnell has some good material on this, including proven and somewhat unproven ideas. Yes he worked at MSFT so what.

      Don't assume there is One True Way. Different people have different needs, and different teams have different needs. So try and give people some control over their environment. Studies seem to show that, amazingly, people are best at designing their *own* most productive environment.

      Example: Noise. Some people think they can work in a noisy environment. Most people can't. Some even know it. What is noise and what is data varies between people. E.g. a chat between other team members may be useful but overhearing the accountants talking all day is probably noise unless you are an accountant.

    25. Re:What I've had and loved... by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I actually like the walk to and from my car to the office. It allows me to get into something at least sort of like the proper mindset. The only time that I want to be closer to the building, parking wise, is if it's really raining or if I don't really feel all that well.

      Other than that, the walk there from the far end of the lot doesn't bother me at all. =)

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    26. Re:What I've had and loved... by dkirchge · · Score: 1

      I'm coming in on this thread a little late, but the best workspace I was ever in had one feature that I love: I could stand up while I work. My workspace had table/writing surfaces at a nice comfortable standing height, so I could stand or perch on a high stool at my workstation as my mood took me, or I could sit in a comfy chair at a small side table if I was working on paper-based stuff by myself or with someone else. This was ideal for me as I tend to pace around a lot while I'm talking on the phone to customers (headset, long cord, no speakerphone for me unless I'm in a conference room - wonder if we can get those outlawed or make them a hanging offense.... moving on), plus it was easier to move from PC to whiteboard and back. It was also an office with a lockable door and a REAL window to the outdoors looking on trees...

    27. Re:What I've had and loved... by YoungHack · · Score: 1

      The difference is weather. It's not so cool arriving at work wet. It's also not so cool for people with disabilities.

      In the gym I can run with people who are faster than me (on the treadmills). I can lift with people who are stronger than me, etc.

      Working out is social in a way that walking to your car really isn't.

    28. Re:What I've had and loved... by eric17 · · Score: 1

      Ahhh....Troll bait(TM).

      Guilty as charged.

      This attitude is why you don't own a business. You neither respect nor trust people.

      Not guilty. But thanks for the insult.

      I believe in giving people what they need, not what they want--this has nothing to do with trust or respect. I want to see what good reasons people have for having internet at their desks because I personally haven't seen any good reasons for it, in general. An by internet access, I mean a direct internet connection giving web, im, news, and whatever. What business value do these things give? Would internet access in a common room be good enough for most employees?

      Also consider that what you described is not internet at your desk, but a way to access your intranet from home. This could be done without internet access at the desk.

      I believe you are assuming because I don't want to give internet access that I don't trust people to do their work. I'm not sure I disagree, but I also believe that your argument is something of a slippery slope. Do you also provide each of your employees with a TV and cable access in case they want to take a break? Toys? A hammock? How much do you want to make it like home? At some point, your employees will decide subconciously or not, that you just want them to feel at home. Have a beer, watch some TV. Program a little if you can fit it in. Relax, its all good, dude!

    29. Re:What I've had and loved... by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      You forgot one that goes with the gym (or even if you don't have a gym) ...

      A shower room for employees. Some people bike to work, some walk or jog over lunch, etc... you want a shower for those types.

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    30. Re:What I've had and loved... by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Last place I worked had free coffee (not espresso), and while the cokes weren't free, they were subsidized (the coke machine was 25 cents a can -- cheaper than bringing it from home).

      That was definitely a plus.

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    31. Re:What I've had and loved... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try sitting in an open office space with 30-40 people blabbering around you, and then get any work done that requires concentration. Impossible.

    32. Re:What I've had and loved... by I_M_Noman · · Score: 1
      the aeron is the most comfortable chair ever. i don't have an aeron at work, but i have one at home - and i miss it dearly when in the office (and there i have a $1000 Leap chair that simply can't compare to the aeron).
      My experience is exactly the opposite -- I forced the office to take away the Aeron and buy me a Leap. The Aeron left my shoulders hurting, my legs hurting, and my pants shredded (that mesh is like a cheese grater). The Leap's lumbar fits me better to boot. Frankly, the Leap is so comfy I think I'll take a nap now.
    33. Re:What I've had and loved... by deanj · · Score: 1

      Parking....

      Not bad to walk that far, unless you work in a climate with hideous weather. It's great in the Spring/Summer/Fall, but in the winter it's awful.

      Another thing....some places CHARGE you to park. Universities do, and some corporate gigs do.

      Never, ever charge employees to park. That's just wrong.

    34. Re:What I've had and loved... by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 1
      I believe you are assuming because I don't want to give internet access that I don't trust people to do their work. I'm not sure I disagree, but I also believe that your argument is something of a slippery slope. Do you also provide each of your employees with a TV and cable access in case they want to take a break? Toys? A hammock? How much do you want to make it like home? At some point, your employees will decide subconciously or not, that you just want them to feel at home. Have a beer, watch some TV. Program a little if you can fit it in. Relax, its all good, dude!
      Actually, the people you WANT are the ones who would be (or are) coding at home instead of watching TV and drinking beer. A vast majority of the people on my team are such types, so I wish I could make it more like home, because I know I'll get more work from them if I do.

      Tim

    35. Re:What I've had and loved... by TimTheFoolMan · · Score: 1
      The person responsible for posting the message below without choosing "HTML Formatted" has been sacked.
      I believe you are assuming because I don't want to give internet access that I don't trust people to do their work. I'm not sure I disagree, but I also believe that your argument is something of a slippery slope. Do you also provide each of your employees with a TV and cable access in case they want to take a break? Toys? A hammock? How much do you want to make it like home? At some point, your employees will decide subconciously or not, that you just want them to feel at home. Have a beer, watch some TV. Program a little if you can fit it in. Relax, its all good, dude!
      Actually, the people you WANT are the ones who would be (or are) coding at home instead of watching TV and drinking beer. A vast majority of the people on my team are such types, so I wish I could make it more like home, because I know I'll get more work from them if I do.

      Tim

    36. Re:What I've had and loved... by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      In my experience, it's good if there is some minimal effort required to collaborate. As in having to walk into the office next door. That way, it can easily happen when necessary, but doesn't happen when it's not.

      The example another poster gave for "Hey, what's the 2nd argument for fopen()" is a good illustration. If you're in an open office, you might shout that out because it's easier than looking it up. If you have to get up and walk next door, you'll look it up and not distrub everyone else.

      But if you need to go over part of the design of the project, you'll definately get up and walk next door to do it.

    37. Re:What I've had and loved... by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1
      I want to see what good reasons people have for having internet at their desks because I personally haven't seen any good reasons for it, in general

      Then I have to assume you're not a software developer, or any other kind of knowledge worker. The most easily justifiable reason is Google. It's often simpler for me to get an answer & sample code for some C++/MFC question than it is from the built-in help. A step down from Google is MSDN online.
      Since I also do hardware integration, I can go to, e.g., TI's website to get PDFs of a chip's data, or see how other developers have solved a problem I currently have, etc. A mechanical engineer uses a term I never heard of in a design document? Faster to look it up online than to track down that particular person who may not even be in the building at the time.

      Want a not so work-related reason? A break. During a long compile (which can take upwards of 10 minutes depending on which machine I happen to be developing on) I can check out /., armadillo, google news, etc. Or even when I'm feeling burned out and want to zone out for half an hour or so.
      Regardless of what you say, your attitude implies that you don't trust people. That's OK, but some of us can have a lot of freedom and still not abuse it: it's called maturity. My monitor is easily visible to passersby and yet no one bothers me about the amount of time (sometimes a lot!) I spend online. Why not? Because I get my work done on time regardless of the available distractions.

      There are many reasons for knowledge workers to have access to the net. Employers who can't understand that and provide it won't be in business for much longer.
    38. Re:What I've had and loved... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gymnasium. Fit, relaxed people think better, it's a fact.

      bullshit. source?

    39. Re:What I've had and loved... by eric17 · · Score: 1

      I am a software developer, and have used my web access many times to get information on things I have been working on. However, in thinking back on it, I could have just as easily used a dedicated machine somewhere other than my desk (in a room nearby). It was definately not a daily occurence. Your experience may differ.

      It's not about trusting people, its about giving them what they need, and also about trusting others on the internet, which I definately do not. Depending on the value of what resides on my intranet, I would consider a sneaker-net firewall. I'm just not convinced that internet at a developer's desk is what *every*one needs, when an almost as useful alternative is available. Of course, anyone with a good business reason for it should get access in their office/cube (on a separate network).

      As for your break reason, there are other fine ways to take breaks. I don't see this as a need.

    40. Re:What I've had and loved... by HeyLaughingBoy · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to be argumentative, but I do think you're missing the point.
      About breaks: sure Slashdot access is not a *need*! I don't *need* to go to the post office or take an hour to do my grocery shopping at lunch either. But knowing that my employer doesn't have a problem with me doing those things as long as I get my job done makes me feel better about working here and makes it that much harder for someone else to woo me away by just offering more money. I like it here!
      People with good attitudes towards their job do better work, as opposed to just being glad they get a paycheck. YMMV

      As far as net access for work, I guess if you don't see the need for it I can't convince you. It's like books: my department will buy us whatever books we need for work on the assumption that we know what will help us and the cost of the book is a lot less than the cost of a developer's time to figure out something on his own. At the same time they have to trust that we are only requesting work-related stuff as no one bothers to check what's being ordered.
      Access to the net is just more of the same.

  4. Personal Space by Zugot · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If at all possible, give everyone their own office. I feel 100% more productive now that I don't have to work in a cube.

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    1. Re:Personal Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh come on now, lets not forget a personal beer cooler for each employee :-)

    2. Re:Personal Space by skelley · · Score: 0

      I totally disagree. I want all the technical people in a cube enviroment where they *can* overhear what other people are doing. This is critical for people to be able to help/comment/criticize the work of their team mates.

      Having all tech people in their own office (ala Microsoft) is really dysfunctional.

      Managers and other non-productives types can have an office. Makes them feel better and keeps them out of the way.

    3. Re:Personal Space by skraps · · Score: 1

      ...and I feel 100% less productive now that I don't have my own office. Ah, those were the days. I miss my office.

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    4. Re:Personal Space by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 2

      This is only true if the work is mostly done out loud. If my coworkers can critique my work based on the sound of my mouseclicks and keystrokes, I'm going to seriously worry.

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    5. Re:Personal Space by blueZhift · · Score: 1

      Absolutely! I started in my own office and it was great. Then I ended up in cubicle land and it sucked! It always felt like people were looking over my shoulder, though some of those people were rather attractive ladies so I didn't mind too much. Still it was pretty distracting, especially when I had to use the phone, or needed to meet with people.

      Now I'm back in my own office and it's great. I feel a lot more productive and have fewer unwanted distractions. I miss the ladies on the other floor, but I get more work done with less stress.

    6. Re:Personal Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Having all tech people in their own office (ala Microsoft) is really dysfunctional.



      Color me dysfunctional. I have different levels of concentration, depending on the kind of task I'm doing. Between the deep hack, I could be in the middle of an airport and I wouldn't care mode and the doing-mundane-gruntwork-whilst-chatting mode, there's the "looking for inspiration" kind of concentration. In that mode, I absolutely hate anyone else's sounds. Diffuse background noise is OK, but I don't want to hear your phone conversation or your chair moving. I want an office.

      When I've partially wrapped my head around a problem, I might want to come and explain it to you to convince myself that I understand it, but whilst I'm working through the implications, I need to be alone.

      When I used to work in a group office, I'd go and sit outside under some trees to get that kind of work done.

    7. Re:Personal Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want all "technical people" where they can overhear... what are they...all Miss Busybodies, Gladus Cravettes?

      Why not all people like you in an area where people can overhear you and criticize you? If you like it, live that way, but don't think people like to work the way you want to sort 'em.

      The only people who need to work in lock step in the open "all together now" are Rockettes.

      Are you one of those that "have people?" What is this referring to "tech people" having offices as dysfunctional? If you're a manager, put your desk in a hallway. If you're a programmer, get a life.

    8. Re:Personal Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have very little respect for people who use "whilst" when "while" would suffice. I suppose it's acceptable if the speaker is British, but among Americans it's a clear sign of pretentious assery.

    9. Re:Personal Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have very little respect for people who use "whilst" when "while" would suffice. I suppose it's acceptable if the speaker is British, but among Americans it's a clear sign of pretentious assery.

    10. Re:Personal Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny. To me, people who complain about the structure of a sentence that they understood perfectly well are the pretentious ones. I suppose you want to tell the poster how to dress too? Maybe want to grade his handwriting? Perhaps you missed your calling as a third-grade teacher.

    11. Re:Personal Space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did I tell the original poster what to do? No. Did I even make any suggestions? No. I simply made a statement of fact: that I have very little respect for people who flaunt their poor mimicry of erudition as if it were some sort of mark of distinguished articulation.

  5. My dream work envornment... by sudnshok · · Score: 5, Funny
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    1. Re:My dream work envornment... by lpret · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I actually have a footspa that I use at work (I'm diabetic and my feet aren't as good as they should be) and it's amazing. I can work longer and feel better at work. Sure, some people will snicker, but especially after hours, pull that sucker out and your feet are still good for a few more hours.

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    2. Re:My dream work envornment... by gswallow · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly certain that even looking up massage girls in bikinis on google would violate hostile workplace/sexual harrassment laws. Bummer.

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    3. Re:My dream work envornment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      [my ideal room] would consist of: ...
      * Killer game room [klov.org]
      * And the soothing sounds of the dead all day long [dead.net]


      Thank you. Ever since I got the following as a fortune, I've been wondering what the correct answer is:

      How much does it cost to entice a dope-smoking UNIX system guru to Dayton?
      -- Brian Boyle, UNIX/WORLD's First Annual Salary Survey

  6. read "peopleware"... by holden+caufield · · Score: 5, Informative

    by demarco and lister.

    Any suggestions I would give are probably covered there.

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    1. Re:read "peopleware"... by dbretton · · Score: 1

      This should be modded up. Peopleware has some good insight on how one can modify the work environment to optimize efficiency.

    2. Re:read "peopleware"... by arch_helmet · · Score: 1

      Also, books on Extreme Programming have a lot to say on office setup.

      Ultimately your setup should reflect your work culture and project structure. XP likes open spaces, lots of space around desks, areas to relax, and little segregation. Other practices may benefit from different setups.

      I'd consider reading at least of "Extreme Programming Explained" by Kent Beck.

    3. Re:read "peopleware"... by EtherMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny
      Arch hit the nail on its head: your space should reflect your work culture and project structure.

      As a consultant, I've worked in places where full-time programmers are shoe-horned into as small as 4x6 foot cubicles. It immediately reminded me of the cages used at commerical chicken farms (you know, where the chickens take-on the rectangular form of their cage). I refused to work in one, and made the client allocate a small conference room instead.

      On the other hand, I've also worked in wide-open spaces. These are noisy, busy and distracting, and I found it difficult to concentrate with all the activity. But ironically, I got a lot of work done. You pick-up on other conversations, chime in or get new ideas, and then enter your coding trance to get work done.

      My favorite is what I have now: a 12 x 15 private room, french doors leading in, two windows with a nice wooded view, and a fully-stocked kitchen across the hall. Of course, not everyone can work from home!

      I'd suggest the following from experience:
      1. Available high-speed Internet
      2. Good cell phone coverage.
      3. Pleasant, accomodating landlord
      4. Pleasant location, safe surroundings, convenient parking and mass transit
      5. Sufficient space for all needs and 3-yr growth.
      6. Separate spaces for development, sales/marketing, accounting/admin, support.
      7. Open work area with space between desks.
      8. Two large desks in an L configuration with a 2-drawer file on one-end and 3-drawer unit on other.
      9. One powerful but quiet PC with dual LCD display, top-quality keyboard and mouse, no speakers
      10. High-end laptop w/DVD and port replicator and good mouse.
      11. Cordless (or cell) phones & headsets, no speakerphones
      12. Lots of electric and network plugs, with at least 4 electric & 2 net above the desktop.
      13. Large bookshelf, whiteboard and tackboard.
      14. Solid, comfortable, ergonomic chair
      15. Subdued room lighting, tasks lamps on desks
      16. Nicely painted walls (not white!)
      17. Good carpeting, acoustic ceiling and sound-absorbing wall panels for noise reduction.
      18. Framed artwork (not necessarily original) on the walls (not "Unix Magic" or product posters).
      19. A couple of small quiet rooms with a round table and two or three chairs.
      20. At least one conference room, fully equip'd w/presentaion and pro speakerphone.
      21. Break room with full kitchen. Hot/cold beverages (non-alcoholic) for free.
      22. Small exercise room (treadmill, lifecycle, bowflex, exercise mat) with shower.
      23. Receptionist to screen calls, take messages, greet visitors, make copies, etc.
      24. A gopher-type person on-staff to keep things clean, make minor repairs, run out for supplies, get lunch/dinner, pick-up prescriptions and such. Amazing how valuable this $8-10/hr person will be.
      25. Laundry/dry-cleaning pick-up & delivery service (either employee or employer pays)
      26. On-site hair stylist twice a month (either employee or employer pays).
      That's all I can think of at the moment.
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    4. Re:read "peopleware"... by CowboyNick · · Score: 1

      You had me until:

      21. Break room with full kitchen. Hot/cold beverages (non-alcoholic) for free.

      But seriously, all your points after this ones are a bit excessive depending on the size of the company. Usually one of us will rotate getting lunch if everyone wants to order. But our schedules are pretty flexible, so any errands that I need to run during the day, I can, and then just work a little later in the evening.

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    5. Re:read "peopleware"... by tehcyder · · Score: 1
      Are 1 to 26 all available at your house?

      Wow.

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    6. Re:read "peopleware"... by stephenbooth · · Score: 1

      Something I'd add is that if you must have open plan (or are stuck with dividing up an open plan office) then partitions between workers must be at least tall enough that a person of average height (say 5'10") cannot see over them when they stand and should of the type that adsorbs sound to minimise noise leakage.

      Addtionally:

      • All PCs have wireless headphones.
      • No shared phone lines, everyone has their own line.
      • All phones have voice mail with a 'Do Not Disturb' button and all staff are trained in how to use it with instructions available on the intranet to be used as an aide memoir. Ideally a system such as Oracle collaboration suite that captures the voice mail to a sound file and emails it to the user. Also out going message should be individual and recorded by a member of staff (or, preferably, a hired actor/actress) -- using clear, unaccented, diction -- giving the number, name and email address of the person who's line it is along with clear instructions on how to leave a message. Phones should not give any audible indication that there are messages waiting.
      • All phone lines and phones support call waiting, call forward, call on hold and conferencing (many places I've worked/visited don't even have the basic faccility of putting a call on hold whilst you deal with another call).
      • Internal phone book quickly and easily accessible to all employees that is updated promptly whenever anything changes. Ideally thus should also include building management, local services and any other external numbers that may be needed by workers.
      • Procedure that admin/reception staff have read access to all people's email. When people are on leave admin/reception are tasked with checking their mail once a day for urgent messages. All staff are aware of this and admin/reception staff are bound by suitable privacy agreements.
      • All staff have remote access to their email.

      The rationale here is that ringing phones are annoying. Even if you're ignoring your phone waiting for it to go to voice mail you are still distracted. You need to be able to just hit a button and know that all calls will go to voice mail.

      One company I worked for, the phones would ring out every 10 minutes with an especially shrill ring if there was a voice mail waiting. This got very annoying if the person who's phone it was happened to be out of the office for a week and no-one had the authority to pick up their email (voice mail was passcode protected). Hence the no audible indicator of voice mail.

      If your voice mail is sent to your email as an audio file then you can pick it up anywhere you can pickup email (assuming the device you use has the ability to play audio files).

      One line each means that when I put my line on voice mail (or forward to my mobile) I don't have to worry that I'm going to get calls intended for a collegue who shares the line. It also means that if I move within the company I can take my number with me (less updating of the company phone directory and cuts down on having to notify people of new/changed numbers).

      Individual out going messages mean that you don't find people leaving messages for the wrong person. If the out going message says that this is Stephen Booth's line then only an idiot would leave a message for Fred Bloggs (and, yes, I know there are plenty of idiots about who would still leave the message). Putting the email address in the out going message means that the person calling can choose to hang up the phone and send an email (which, based on the calls I get, is what they probably should have done anyway). Using an actor/actress (i.e. someone who is trained to speak clearly) for all voice mail out going messages means that you'll have a consistent out going message (useful for corporate image) and it will actually be understandable by the people at the other end. I'm sure we've all been in the position of calling someone and being faced with a garbled, pointless and rambling message (or a garb

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    7. Re:read "peopleware"... by EtherMonkey · · Score: 1

      We have 8 people in my company and we have everything on my list EXCEPT the gopher, and I miss having one.

      We all pay for our laundry/dry-cleaning service. It costs the same as it would if we dropped-off at the cleaners, but its much more convenient. We also pay for our own hair cuts, about the same amount as going to a local stylist.

      Let my try to explain the gopher:

      This is usually a local teen, housewife or retiree. They typically work part time, between 10AM and 3PM, but hours vary according to their needs. Their duties are the ones the other employees don't like and, frankly, are not paid to perform:
      1. Stock bathrooms & touch-up between professional cleanings
      2. Stock kitchen & run to store for kitchen supplies (1-2/wk)
      3. Take and pick-up lunch orders (one deli or restaurant per day)
      4. Clean-up kitchen after lunch
      5. Empty trash and clean-up spills
      6. Run to copy center or office supply store as needed (infrequent)
      7. Assist receptionist w/clerical tasks (filing, typing) and random odd jobs.
      At $8 - 10 per hour, the pay is better than most part-time jobs, but only costs $50 - 70 per day. When compared to the hourly salary for a programmer or engineer, that's about 1.5 hours max: well worth the price.
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    8. Re:read "peopleware"... by EtherMonkey · · Score: 1
      I don't have a conference room, but I do have a sofa, a side chair, a quality speaker phone and a digital projector. I also don't have a separate "quite room," since it's usually just me. I do have a service pick-up my cleaning, and I stylist comes to my house once a month for us all to get hair done.

      I guess that would leave a gopher. I'd like to say that's my wife, but that would be matrimonial suicide. ;^)

      To make up for the lack of a gopher, I do have alcoholic beverages in my fridge!
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  7. Work from home by blahbooboo2 · · Score: 3, Informative

    You want to get better productivity, let people work from home. It works great when you have the right people (people usually work more from home then when at an office IMHO).

    1. Re:Work from home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But have as a guideline days when everyone should be in the office. Working from home is fine but you need contact with the people you work with. It's my one complaint about working from home, which I do 100%. If you tried it for any length of time you'd be wishing there was someone to go to lunch with and bounce ideas off too. Of course there are people to go to lunch with outside the office but you're not always allowed to talk about what you're working on.

    2. Re:Work from home by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Maybe as a compromise, allow people to work from home one or two days per week.

      Working from home is really nice for some things: you can do laundry, be present to sign for a delivery, make yourself a nice lunch in your kitchen, enjoy the view of your back yard, work with your cat sitting in your lap, etc. Just a little exposure to this would make employees happier.

      Of course, managers would have to pay attention to make sure employees are actually getting something done at home instead of watching TV, but managers should be paying attention to employees' output anyway.

    3. Re:Work from home by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Work from home can also be MURDER on collaborative projects. I work at a company with several work-at-homes, and me at the office. The most common phrase is "has anybody heard from X?", where X is a work-at-home in the middle of a big project. X of course is deep in their work, and what they're doing has no bearing whatsoever on what we need. Instead, they're working on prettying up what THEY think is the bad part of the program. This happens even with very tight design specs and good communication...it's just really hard to get inside somebody's head on a collaborative, customer driven project if you're always two hours away. It's even harder to work through QA.

      And then there's the stress put on me, the non-work at home. Besides my own projects, I also have to pick up all the support calls that trickle into development, go to all the meetings, and be the beck-and-call man who hears complaints and looks into the feasibility of repairing them even if a problem isn't my fault. I'm lucky if I get half as much work done as the other guys...and then I get to hear stories about how so-and-so's project was completed before mine. No shit -- that's because he doesn't drive 30 minutes to work every morning and wasn't squeezing in two or three overtime hours per day just to get his regular work done around the other work.

      Incidentally, I hate working at home. Home is where my dog is, home is where my project car is, home is where my record collection is. I don't want to be working here...where do I go when work gets too hectic and I need to relax? The bathroom?

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    4. Re:Work from home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want to get better productivity, let people work from home. It works great when you have the right people (people usually work more from home then when at an office IMHO).

      That only works with established ground rules.

      Too often, when you call one of my co-workers, all you can hear in the background is kids screaming since his wife decided to go out to the store for a few hours.

      Please, don't try to tell me that he's getting anything done that requires critical thinking.

    5. Re:Work from home by DynamiteNeon · · Score: 1

      It helps to get out of the house sometimes, even more so when you work from home.

      I work from home, and I solve this problem by occasionally working with my coworkers at their homes, or at the very least meeting them for lunch occasionally. It gives me a chance to clear up anything that we need to get done together and we get a chance to hang out.

      Luckily, most of my coworkers don't live too far away, so it's easy to get together.

  8. Windows by dirkdidit · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even if it's a crappy view over looking the slum of town, windows make the day go by so much faster. If windows aren't in the work area, maybe pictures and paintings of the outside world would help.

    I've been working in a basement office for 2 years now and there are some days where I wish I could just look out the window and regroup.

    1. Re:Windows by Go+Aptran · · Score: 5, Funny

      Er... this is Slashdot... LINUX... not Windows... You like to look out a Linux and see a beautiful view...

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    2. Re:Windows by Wilk4 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      definitely windows around. the one I can see out my cube entrance definitely helps make me feel better about spending all day there.

      And don't go with the old style floor layouts of putting all the cubes in the center of a floor with offices all around so the cubies can't seen any of the outside world. That makes the VIPs with offices happier but makes the cubies way unhappier.

      also cubes are ok, but no more than 2 people per and make them large enough, and with walls high enough to give some sense of privacy.

      design cube layouts so both cubies can put their computers at angles so they don't always feel like someone is looking over their shoulder (don't force them to have their backs to the entrance)

      inexpensive coffee mess, vending machines closeby with a decent selection, restrooms, copy machines etc just a short walk.

      enough network printers so no one needs to walk too far for printouts. and at least one should be color, and some should support B size (11x17") paper

      decently large monitors on computers, I love my 21 incher...

      comfortable chairs that are adjustable in a number of ways to meet everyone's needs

      good temperature controls. too hot or too cold is a real pain and very distracting. make sure the HVAC system doesn't blow right on anyone or make too much air movement noise...

      Let the employees pick where they will sit and who they'll cube with !!!! big one. makes a huge difference. Do NOT just assign them to places as you want, give them the choice.

    3. Re:Windows by Stunning+Tard · · Score: 1

      One better, if the office is big enough nobody's cube/office should own the windows. Make a walkway along them for all to enjoy.

    4. Re:Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ew, yuck. How do I change the skin on reality, again?

    5. Re:Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first time I got a window at work, I was really excited. BEWARE THE GLARE! I first tried having my monitor face the window to find out I couldn't read a damn thing on it, so I then reverse it around and I discover the sun in my eyes. Took about oh, a day before I had blinds up and was still annoyed by what I couldn't block out.

    6. Re:Windows by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      iT'S CALLED lINSIGHT!!!!!

      btw:mY cAPS lOCK sCREWED uP aGAIN!!!

    7. Re:Windows by ESqVIP · · Score: 1

      Not to mention "look out the Linux and re-grep"

    8. Re:Windows by Cecil · · Score: 1

      also cubes are ok, but no more than 2 people per and make them large enough, and with walls high enough to give some sense of privacy.

      If I were you, I'd raise my standards. A lot.

      That's miles away from acceptable in my books. Private offices are the only way to code. I am speaking from experience here, as my company went from 1- or 2-person private offices with lockable doors, to a big open area with cubicles. Not only did we lose many of our best programmers, but from all I've seen the remaining people are operating at about half as productive as they used to be. They tried to satisfy our demands for private offices by dropping in a few permanent walls to divide up the cubicle farms, alas, it does not appear to have worked very well...

    9. Re:Windows by kdz13 · · Score: 1

      yes, must must must have windows. I get all batman whacky on days when i know it's nice outside, but i cannot see. And avoid fluorescent lights. Either let each person manage their own lighting, put in something friendly to the eyes..... or best of all, have natural light. Yes, windows are good.

    10. Re:Windows by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

      I've been working in a basement office for 2 years now and there are some days where I wish I could just look out the window and regroup.

      And lemme guess... you're this close to setting the building on fire, right?
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    11. Re:Windows by Wilk4 · · Score: 1
      well, frankly I enjoy cubes if they are decent and if I'm working with people I enjoy... I don't need an office to close myself off that much.

      I wouldn't enjoy one of the open office layouts, but cubes can be friendly with people about more than being closed up in offices like rats in separate boxes ;-)

  9. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Interesting

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  10. Privacy and Interaction by Damiano · · Score: 1

    When companies shifted to cubes one of the reasons given was to allow easier interaction between employees. It works. However what was lost is a way for a person to get needed privacy to work on projects requiring concentration without the guy from two cubes down coming by to BS about the election.

    I'd highly suggest some way to isolate your work areas, even if it's something minimal like pop up "go away I'm working" flags.

  11. Must Have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Start with an Aeron Chair! Everything else is just fluff. Oh and get one of those cool paintings of Dogs Playing Poker.

    1. Re:Must Have by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

      Those chairs are horrible.

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    2. Re:Must Have by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      I don't know about Aerons, but unless you have a good chair that is highly adjustable, anything else you do is a waste of time.

  12. Oh yea? by Kenja · · Score: 4, Funny

    Of Yea? Well I'll go build my own office. With hookers and black jack. In fact, forget about the office.

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    1. Re:Oh yea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was watching that as I read your post.

    2. Re:Oh yea? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On second thought, forget about the blackjack.

      Sorry couldnt leave that unfinished.

  13. Bionic Office by jon3k · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I think Joel's setup was pretty much perfect.

  14. arcade games ! by lawngnome · · Score: 1

    seriously, a ms pacman in the breakroom would go a long way - they are not really all that expensive either...

  15. Several suggestions... by mooman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    First of all, I'd assert that fffice policies are just as important as office layout. If I'm told I can redecorate, then I'd almost rather do that than trading generic beige for something that some stranger decided is "artistic".

    Here are ideas to consider:
    No fluorescent lights. Try to provide full-spectrum sources where possible, and give people the ability to control how much light they work with. I have a big black insert in my window to keep glare off my screen and usually keep my overhead off too. Programmers and creative types are usually the most sensitive to this.

    We have a couple people that are seldom in the office. We actually give them larger offices with a spare table and use them as mini-conference rooms while they're gone. And since they're seldom in, they usually have clean desks. (This assumes you have square footage to spare like that.)

    If anyone in the office commutes by bicycle, a shower is a great thing to have. Appreciated by them *and* their coworkers. >:0

    If you have a snack area, you'll probably have a microwave. Consider also having a toaster oven, or better yet a full size stove/oven. This makes it easier to fix whatever you're in the mood for. And I'm more likely to hang around the office if I can have what I'm in the mood for. (Microwaved bagels are right out, for instance). Ditto for an icemaker.

    Have enough printers. Having to walk from one end of an office to another just to print a short doc is annoying. Make sure the printing facilities are split up and placed strategically around the office.

    If you have creative types as mentioned, at least one conference room should be wall to wall with whiteboards (or smarter equivalents if you have the budget). I like to have two in my office alone.

    Make sure there is good (and adjustable) air conditioning and heating. It's very hard to productive when you're too hot or cold.

    At my current company we have an M&M jar on the front desk that gets emptied and replenished every couple of days. Nice for those times when you've got a munchie attack but don't have time before your next meeting to go get something. Doesn't have to be M&Ms, but just something along those lines.

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    1. Re:Several suggestions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod this man up! Showers, a place to hang clothes and maybe even lockable storage area for bicycles (somewhere near the car parking area) are a great idea. The cost of the real estate for extra car parking will easily cover one shower and a few cupboards.

    2. Re:Several suggestions... by stripyd · · Score: 1

      No! scrub the M&Ms! Free chocolate -> Body Image Effects -> Lowered Self Esteem -> Lower Productivity. BeenThereDoneThat moved somewhere else and lost 10 Kilos.

    3. Re:Several suggestions... by arlandbayes · · Score: 1

      Have enough printers.

      But don't have too many either. There are numerous health and safety issues pertaining to laser printers in particular such as ozone and nox emissions. I would put the printers in an enclosed, well ventilated room segregated from human work areas. See this file for more details: http://www.lhc.org.uk/members/pubs/factsht/76fact. pdf

    4. Re:Several suggestions... by TomTraynor · · Score: 1

      1. Allow them to pick the colour of their chair. They have to park their butt in it all day so it would be nice to allow them some control on that.

      2. The candy jar is nice. I have one at my work cubicle and it is amazing who will stop by.

      3. Get their input on what type of artwork should be hanging.

      4. I agree on the flourescent lighting. It is a major pain for me. I am lucky in that I have a window seat with blinds so I don't have to depend on that ugly lighting. I also have a small incandescent light off to the side. Eventually I will be picking up a full spectrum bulb for it.

      5. For the more creative types have white boards as part of one of their walls. I have one in my cubicle and it is great when I have a few people over for a brain storming session.

      6. Set the expectations on what is acceptable for decorating your own cubicle. Just set simple broad guidlines.

      7. Place the coat closet and shoe holder right beside the entry. If you have winters like we have here in Ottawa it is a royal mess and you don't want everyone to track snow, sand & salt all through the office.

      8. I large & comfortable couch near the entrance, if someone is waiting it is nice to have them comfortable. It is also nice when you do a DRP to crash & burn in the couch at 03:00 in the morning .

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    5. Re:Several suggestions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Programmers and creative types are usually the most sensitive to this.

      Yeah really. My company just moved to a new place with large east-facing windows. That first day I swear we must have lost a dozen programmers when the sunlight hit them and they vanished in a puff of smoke.

    6. Re:Several suggestions... by angle_slam · · Score: 2, Informative
      No fluorescent lights. Try to provide full-spectrum sources where possible, and give people the ability to control how much light they work with. I have a big black insert in my window to keep glare off my screen and usually keep my overhead off too. Programmers and creative types are usually the most sensitive to this.

      Fluorescent lights gets a bad rap. Flourescent lights are available at various different color temperatures and are also available full-spectrum versions. (Just google for full spectrum fluorescent for many more choices).

      Because of their low heat output and low power usage, they are actually preferred by some lighting professionals for photo and video work (in the full-spectrum versions, of course).

    7. Re:Several suggestions... by Politicus · · Score: 1
      Consider also having a toaster oven, or better yet a full size stove/oven.
      Yeah, because there's nothing like the smell of being at Pizza Hut one hour and a movie theater the next while I work.

      Integrating food areas into office space can be very challenging and the main complaint I have is that the sounds and smells can drown an entire office space in a flurry of distractions, interruptions, nausea, and what have you. Sure it's inconvenient to shlep your ass to another floor, but everyone else's productivity doesn't suffer as a result and visiting customers aren't left with impressions of your place only someone heating kimchi can create.

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    8. Re:Several suggestions... by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I keep a cookie jar on my desk - studies have shown that good quality cookies are one of the most cost effective morale boosters an office can have. Everytime I suggest I'm going to change variety cookie, I get protests. They're "Arnots Premier Choclate Chip Cookies (40% chocolate)" and are known around the office as 'The Evil Cookies".

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    9. Re:Several suggestions... by Paster+Of+Muppets · · Score: 1

      Instead of a candy jar type dispenser, we used to have a weekly "lottery" for a free lunch, where everyone in the office was eligible to win except for the last two weeks' winners and anyone on holiday. Failure to notify the organiser of holiday time meant two weeks removel from the pot. Winning and not turning up was more time out of the pot. It was run by the department boss, with an impartial observer (someone ineligible that week). Four names were chosen, they got to have lunch somewhere near on expenses (up to 10 each, you pay the excess). Draw took place on Friday lunchtime, winning lunch had to be the following week. Remember to get a VAT receipt. Amazingly, in 7 months of working there, I never won once. Probablility of that happening was approx. 1 in 10^21. That's a large number... Some people are just born unlucky...

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    10. Re:Several suggestions... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Some employees where I work cook some really nasty smelling foods. Having a break room for employees to prepare their lunches is definitely worthwhile, but make sure it's separated from the work area, and has good ventilation.

      While I'm on the subject of ventilation, put very strong exhaust fans in the restrooms! One of my biggest complaints about work is having to share a restroom with people who produce noxious gasses when they sit on the pot. Also make sure there's twice as many restrooms for men as for women, since you're likely to have almost no women in a programming environment.

    11. Re:Several suggestions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everytime I suggest I'm going to change variety cookie, I get protests.

      that's just because people wouldn't have anything to say to you otherwise. it's known as "polite chit-chat."

    12. Re:Several suggestions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second that... Had an experience with a coworker microwaving some Fish dish for lunch, stunk the whole place up. Shortly thereafter, the power went out, the place stank of Fish for the rest of the afternoon. Yuck!

      - DRFSR

    13. Re:Several suggestions... by ttyp0 · · Score: 1

      I have overhead florescent lights in my office which are way too bright. Does anyone know where to buy those honeycomb or cubed covers which make the lights directional and therefore reduce the overall brightness in the room?

    14. Re:Several suggestions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what you get for working in a third-world, outsourced call-center!

      (I'm such an insensitive clod!)

    15. Re:Several suggestions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a receptionist where I work and my biggest pet peeve is that I cannot rearrange where my computer is on the desktop, where the filing cabinets are etc etc. If you can, try to make it so that things can be rearranged every so often. Things get stangnant around the office and sometimes as little as moving the phone to the other side of the monitor can make a world of difference. Also the space where I work is *way* customized (the printer has a cabinet built in to the desktop), which for one makes repairs a pain, and if we ever get a newer printer we won't have *any* good place to put it.

    16. Re:Several suggestions... by ipfwadm · · Score: 1

      Fluorescent lights gets a bad rap. Flourescent lights are available at various different color temperatures and are also available full-spectrum versions. (Just google for full spectrum fluorescent for many more choices).

      No, the cheap-ass no-spectrum pulsating fluorescent lights get a bad rap. So, when people say "no fluorescent lights", they really mean "no cheap-ass no-spectrum pulsating fluorescents". Since this is what 99.9% of fluorescent lights out there are, it's generally safe to leave out the "cheap-ass no-spectrum pulsating" part.

  16. Where to begin? by Sean80 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'd start with the overhead lights. Fluoros are the most god-forsaken things ever invented by human kind.

    Next comes the offices. If you've got programmers, give them the offices, and let the directors and VPs, who are never in their offices anyway, have the cubes. Programmers need peace and quiet, and the ability to hang a "stay the hell away from me" sign on the door.

    1. Re:Where to begin? by theJerk242 · · Score: 0

      Amen, brotha!

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    2. Re:Where to begin? by Nuttles · · Score: 4, Insightful

      " If you've got programmers, give them the offices, and let the directors and VPs, who are never in their offices anyway, have the cubes. "

      Are you living in a dream world...the directors and VPs working in cubes, EVERYONE WILL WORK IN CUBES BEFORE VPs AND DIRECTORS EVEN CONSIDER IT

      most VPs and Directors won't even give up the space if they knew for a fact that it would get the company bigger profits. VPs and Directors are one of the few types of people that generally have bigger egos than programmers so again I will say...IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN

      Nuttles

      Christian and proud of it

    3. Re:Where to begin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      where I work the vp sits in a cube and the programmers all have offices

    4. Re:Where to begin? by DissidentHere · · Score: 1

      I fully agree with this as well, depending on the nature of your programming group. At one job, I did all my work by myself, having an office was perfect and when I had to move and share an office my productivity went _way_ down. In my current work, my company was just purchased and had the pleasure of moving from a small free form office to a cubicle farm. Our group was very collaborative, we had a sqaure type area with each of us facing a corner and tables between us. This was great because it made collaboration quick and easy, just turn around.

      If you have the means, make sure your devlopers and creative people have a dual monitor setup. This was huge for me, code on one screen, documentation or email on another.

      Maybe ask some of the people who will be working in the office what they think, they'll appreciate your request for input. Maybe a survey and feed back the groups results and which items can be implemented?

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    5. Re:Where to begin? by dmitriy · · Score: 1

      > let the directors and VPs, who are never in their offices anyway, have the cubes

      Walking down the hallway getting coffee in the morning and hearing What do you mean -- the funding was withdrawn? -- precious...

    6. Re:Where to begin? by BroncoInCalifornia · · Score: 1
      I agree. Fluorescent lights are an abomination. Some buildings - usually older ones have a sawtooth shaped roof with rows of vertical walls facing north. These noth facing panels are all windows to let in the natural light from the sky without letting in the direct sunlight. My ideal office would have one of these roofs. I would also have incandescent lighting.

      I also want real winodws - That open and let outside air into the building.

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    7. Re:Where to begin? by Mitch+Monmouth · · Score: 1

      I'd have to disagree. As a former coder who is now a VP, I can say that I understand the need for offices. VPs very frequently discuss sensitive information that just can't be discussed in cube - e.g. who to fire, who to hire, whether to close the office down, why the ceo needs to be fired, who fucked up when. While the coders can go on about that kind of stuff any time they want, when a VP talks about it, people listen, often misunderstand or draw incorrect conclusions. We consider closing our office on occasion, but no one should EVER hear about that if the decision is negative.

      I won't comment on whether coders need offices. I preferred being able to shout questions over the wall, or the occasional beer in the cube isle. On the other hand, by the time I left my company, I was annoyed by enough people and had enough phone calls to make (about my next job) that an office would have been nice.

  17. No Flourescent Lights!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    No flourescent lights, period.

  18. doors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Offices with doors. Decent lighting. Phones you can turn off. Read Tom DeMarco's "Peopleware."

  19. A good actual kitchen rocks.... by barc0001 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One place I worked was in an industrial park, and they took over half of a building. The kitchen of the place was actually the remains of a failed industrial park-ish greasy spoon, and as a result we had a commercial gas range, two huge fridges, a deep freeze, a full complement of pots, pans, etc. It was great. Nothing like being able to just walk into the kitchen and make yourself a good non-microwaved meal to make one feel at home... Mmm. Still miss making steak for lunch...

    1. Re:A good actual kitchen rocks.... by Golden+Gecko · · Score: 1
      It's obvious you never worked in an office that had fish eaters. Someone nuking squishy fishy is enough to make me retch.. I couldn't imagine the stench from some clueless wonder panfrying some fresh fish.

      Yeah yeah, hood fans and all that but we all know that the same clueless wonder that nukes a big ol' bowl of fishguts in a crowded office would also never think to use the fan.

    2. Re:A good actual kitchen rocks.... by Engie_Viral · · Score: 1

      Oh. My. GOD!!! That would be a dream come true for me. I am only a lowly student at the moment, but I do really enjoy cooking something myself. At the moment what I end up doing is cooking a couple of extra big meals so I get leftovers and nuking them. This might not be the ideal situation for most tho, so perhaps a REALLY GOOD CANTEEN (has anyone heard about the Google employees canteen?)! It is surprising how much more you feel like doing things when you know that a really good meal/snack is close at hand should the need arise. Showers have been mentioned, but there has been a lack (well, maybe in low ranked comments) of mention of good toilets. Everyone will have to use them, so make sure they are clean, asthetic and can handle the numbers of staff - I mean with all the caffine that will be consumed, there will be alot of toilet breaks!

    3. Re:A good actual kitchen rocks.... by barc0001 · · Score: 1

      True, there were no fish eaters, but one guy made omelettes almost daily for breakfast when he got in. Odors weren't that big of a problem. There was the monster stainless steel fume hood, but also the kitchen area was 3 doorways away from our cube farm. Like I say, it was in an industrial park building origially designed for lots of small tenants. You went through a doorway to a connecting corridor to the next unit, through the other door, and then into a mini-lobby to another door and then you were in the kitchen.

  20. Why I hate my office... by Kyosuke77 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Two words: air conditioners!

    There are two huge and incredibly noisy air conditioners in my office (for the adjacent rooms). There are no windows because it's a basement office.

    Never let yourself get stuck with the basement office.

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    1. Re:Why I hate my office... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      umm...yeah. milton...i'm gonna have to ask you to move your desk down to storage b.

    2. Re:Why I hate my office... by Paster+Of+Muppets · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Back when I was testing software last summer, the place I was working was up on the third floor, and more often than not you'd take the stairs to get up there. During the incredible heatwave in London at the time, the A/C decided to pack in, and the company who we paid to sort it out never did (until we threatened legal action). Seriously, productivity drops off very quickly in temperatures of 30C+, so make sure the A/C is up to scratch. On the bright side, at least the department manager bought ice creams for everyone every lunch break!

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    3. Re:Why I hate my office... by TastyWords · · Score: 3, Informative

      For the uneducated, here's a little diddy:

      30's hot
      20's nice
      10's cold
      0's ice

    4. Re:Why I hate my office... by TastyWords · · Score: 1

      You paste muppets?
      Or do you mean you're a pastor (church leader) of muppets?

    5. Re:Why I hate my office... by Xaria · · Score: 2

      Unless you live in Queensland, Australia, where 20 degrees Celsius (68 degrees Fahrenheit) is considered cold too! We like our weather at about 26 (79) degrees, and hot is when it gets over 35 (95) :)

    6. Re:Why I hate my office... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You weren't working for Misys were you?

  21. One word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hookers!

  22. A Hindi to English dictionary of course by gelfling · · Score: 5, Funny

    And a good flyswatter.

    1. Re:A Hindi to English dictionary of course by flacco · · Score: 1

      possibly the funniest post i've read on /. this month...

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    2. Re:A Hindi to English dictionary of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except there are over a dozen languages in India. Thankfully they've established English as the "standard" or "go-between" language. Now, how well it is conversed with is another matter, but it's there.

    3. Re:A Hindi to English dictionary of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      possibly the funniest post i've read on /. this month...

      Maybe the fact that my job has been exported to India has impaired my sense of humor.

  23. Whitboards by QuantumRiff · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A past company I worked at had several good sized conference rooms, which is normal.. However, every wall in these rooms was a giant white board. Also, several un-official meeting areas had white-board walls too.. That was dang handy for trying to explain things to people at impromptu meetings. And please, take one Conf. room, and put a couch, TV, and comfy chair or two in. makes meetings much more relaxed and productive.

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    1. Re:Whitboards by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pretty much everyone I work with has a whiteboard in their cube. Great for one-on-ones with someone; nothing like saying "Here, let me draw it for you."

      Needless to say, we have big old whiteboards in our conference rooms as well.

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    2. Re:Whitboards by eazy · · Score: 1

      In one office I worked in all the glass office and meeting room walls were white boards.

      It was excellent for meetings and planning. It also meant that if anyone was out of their office they just had to write on the wall that they were out and what time they were expected back.

    3. Re:Whitboards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Needless to say, we have big old whiteboards in our conference rooms as well.

      Last place I worked, our favorite conference room was one with a whiteboard on each wall... (in fact, it originaly only had 1 whiteboard until I got done with it).

      Naturally, about a week or two later, they converted the room into a manager's office and kicked us out.

  24. The perfect work setting. by cryms0n · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about not even in the office?

    Equip your employees with a wireless laptop and a corporate account at the local Starbucks, Borders, or coffee shop hotspot.

    I would love to work for a company like that!

    1. Re:The perfect work setting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would love to steal your code.

    2. Re:The perfect work setting. by cryms0n · · Score: 1

      SCP and SSH are your friends.

      Besides, if you want to steal *my* code, you obviously haven't seen it. :)

  25. Canine-friendly by stevef · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would like to bring my dog to work. Ideally he could sit in my office under my desk while I work. Or the company (university in my case) could provide kennel space so that I could spend my lunch break with my dog. I would be willing to pay a fee similar to the parking fee for such a service.

    1. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That would be a real treat for co-workers with dog allergies, dog fears, or a love of a clean couch to sit on! Yup! Nothing beats a dog!

    2. Re:Canine-friendly by AuMatar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd quit the minute they let you bring a dog in the building. Hate the animals, can't stand them. I freeze up if they get within a few feet of me. Work would be a living hell. The reason you're NOT allowed to bring animals is that despite how much you love your pet, nobody else there like the fucker. And we don't want the distraction and hassle of dealing with it when you lose control of the dumb animal. So leave your dog at home, I'll do you the same courtesy and leave my pet guinea pigs.

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    3. Re:Canine-friendly by tonyr60 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hmmm, a bit over the top. One of the office workers here brings in her dog. It just sits under the desk and disturbs no one. Of course the dog's owner is blind.....

    4. Re:Canine-friendly by cmowire · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Bringing one's dog to work is fine.. until you hire somebody who is either deathly afraid of dogs, or is merely alergic to them.

      Oh yeah, and all of the really stupid pet owners who can't control their animal, nor clean up after them, doesn't help your case. Usually ends up being part of the lease agreement.

      Which is really too bad, because that would be nice.

    5. Re:Canine-friendly by kko · · Score: 2, Funny

      OMFG... What /. really needs is a "-2, Weird"

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    6. Re:Canine-friendly by AuMatar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Thats an exceptional situation. You're talking about an animal thats highly trained by professional trainers (I'm not sure howlong training a seeing eye dog takes, but I'm fairly sure its over a year) that without which the owner would not be able to function. He's talking about taking his pet dog to work.

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    7. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd quit the minute they let you in the building.

    8. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel the same way about women in the workplace! But I can't do anything about it.

    9. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to be self-centered.

      I am super-allergic to dogs. Just being near one puts me in major discomfort: sneezing, watery eyes, sometimes hives. Not fun.

      I have a friend who has an assistance dog (she's paraplegic), and I'm willing to put up with the allergies for a while every so often in order to see her. But I'm not gonna be miserable every day just so you can have your dog under your desk.

    10. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dogs are the ultimate judge of character. If you hate them, your character is severely flawed. We'd all be better off if you did quit.

    11. Re:Canine-friendly by op00to · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If the dog is well behaved, and no one is deathly allergic to or afraid of the dog, there should be no reason why it can't accompany its owner to work. Without all these criteria satisfied, no dog. If the dog helps you code or do whatever it is you do, then great.

      To the people who are whining: grow up. The dog isn't going to eat you, shit on the floor, or anything like that.

    12. Re:Canine-friendly by Lispy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Thanks for mentioning that. I am deathly afraid of dogs and once "worked" in an environment with three dogs, constantly fighting, and the largest one charging me every day of the week since he had forgotten that I am part of his tribe. I must admit that I wasn't really working at my full potential.

    13. Re:Canine-friendly by Grishnakh · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is entirely different. It's like comparing trained, professional car drivers to everyone else. If you get in a car with Mario Andretti, you can feel fairly sure that you'll get to your destination as safely as possible. If you get in a car with Joe Random, however, who only has a driver's license (which, in the USA, doesn't require any type of competence test at all), he may be a good driver, or he may be a complete nut.

      Dog owners are the same way. Some dog owners aren't a problem at all; they take good care of their animals, train them to not bark at all hours, etc. Unfortunately, not all dog owners are like this (probably not even a majority). Just like we allow any moron to drive a vehicle, we also allow any moron to own an animal, and this gives us people like my neighbors, who have dogs that stay outside all the time, bark incessantly at all hours, crap all over the yard (which is only dirt) which means I have to smell dog crap any time I go in my back yard, and try to jump over the wall and attack me.

      Tell you what, you can bring your dog to work after you bring proof that it's had years of training as a blind-assistance dog so that your coworkers don't have to worry about it barking, crapping on the carpet, attacking people, etc.

    14. Re:Canine-friendly by stevef · · Score: 1

      Obviously the dog has to be trained and kept in an area free of people with dog issues. But the precedent is already there. Assistance animals are by law allowed into work areas.

      Besides, I'd be just as happy if I could keep my dog somewhere on premesis. Doesn't have to be my office.

    15. Re:Canine-friendly by stevef · · Score: 1

      Actually, you're the exception (read maladjusted). Most people LOVE animals. When the rare dog shows up at work (yes, I do bring my dog in from time to time, especially when require to work nights/weekends) people are very thrilled to see him. You can see the mood in the office rise for the rest of the day. Granted, productivity goes to shit for the first 10 minutes. Tough. Call it a break. :)

    16. Re:Canine-friendly by slashrogue · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly how do you act around people then? Lighten the fuck up, dude. We have one guy at our office that brings his pug into work every day, and everyone loves him. He's like a little person only not as obnoxious. Several other people also bring dogs in on occassion, and no one minds. Only two of them have to be confined near the owner aside from potty breaks, but most of them just wander freely and look to be petted or find a nice place to take a nap. Look at it this way: a dog or a cat isn't ever going to decide to walk into the office with a semi-automatic and start killing people.

    17. Re:Canine-friendly by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      the one guy at work would have a field day with you...

      yes he brings his dog every day to work, and there is nothing that anyone can do about it.

      he is blind and his dog is a service animal.

      BTW: he has done more in the company to weed out the "complainers" than any other HR person ever has...

      yes he is the HR rep :-)

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    18. Re:Canine-friendly by cheezus_es_lard · · Score: 1

      At a recent carrier location, I was working on some equipment when the customer's location manager walked into the equipment room. A moment thereafter, a young golden lab (maybe 9 months) trotted into the room after him. I didn't say anything but inquired about it, and found out that he used to bring his old dog, but she died, so now he's got a new pup he's training. Bird dog. The next two weeks I was there, I saw the pup every day of the week (except Friday, when the manager wasn't there). Pretty amusing to see a dog walking through racks of equipment carrying OC-192s.

      As if this wasn't enough, a co-worker of mine recounted a story about how, whilst in Germany, he watched a dog walk into a telco switch room, lift its' leg, piss on the side of a switch cabinet, and walk off. He said he'd noticed stains all over the floors but had no idea why.

    19. Re:Canine-friendly by jjsoh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Most people LOVE animals"

      I think that's part of the problem.

      A few times people brought in their pet dog where I work (I work at a small private company, so the environment is pretty lax; sometimes, a little TOO lax, IMO). The dogs were surprisingly well behaved, but it was my fellow co-workers that could not STFU. They soon became the distraction, not the dogs.

      You couldn't be more right about productivity going down. People were always inclined to take a break more than usual (on top of all their cigarette breaks) to 'visit' the dog, which usually lead to small talk. And don't get me started about co-workers bringing their babies/kids. They're worse than the dogs in the distraction department. Thank goodness this is only once in a few months. I cannot imagine it being like this every day.

      I love kids (can't wait to have some of my own) and don't mind dogs, but I believe they have no business (no pun intended) being in the office. It's too distracting.

    20. Re:Canine-friendly by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      "isn't going to...shit on the floor..."

      Yeah? Then how come it happened at the company I *used* to work at?

      I mean come on. I'd like to have my hot Icelandic girlfriend at work too, to reassure me and make me feel relaxed, at home and productive. She'd just sit under my desk, and wouldn't bother anybody. Really she wouldn't. So why do you think there's a rule against that, hmm?

      There's a time and place for most things, but the only time and place for a pet at work is if it's a guide (service) dog.

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    21. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A cat might decide to - they're evil bundled in a furry package. Lucky they lack the dexterity and mental capacity to use a gun.

    22. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note that you may not have a choice in the matter (regardless of landlord, co-workers preferences or office policy in the matter) as you can't ban guide dogs for instance. So it might be an idea to at least consider the possibility and have a plan.

    23. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative


      Assistance animals are by law allowed into work areas.


      Assistance animals are, as a general rule, much better than the average human in a group as far as temperament is concerned. Assistance animals are carefully selected and specially trained and have the paperwork to prove it. This certification process is to protect the owner of course, but it also gives most people a high level of confidence that this dog is completely even tempered. Even if you say have trained your dog there is no way to know that your dog is well trained (replace you with every other idiot that wants to bring their dog to work). I don't think that the assistance animal law is any precedent for a general dog policy. The only guaranteed thing in common between Fido and an Assistance dog is that they are the same biological species, nothing more.

    24. Re:Canine-friendly by ExistentialFeline · · Score: 1
      If your boss or whiny coworker asks if he can bring his dog in, are you liable to say no?

      In cases like this there is often subtle (or not so subtle) social pressure.

    25. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The idea of having a kennel/doggie day care at work is a fantastic idea. When the weather is right (not too hot, not too cold) one of my co-workers leaves her dog in her car during the day and plays with the dog during lunch. Dog is happy, worker is happy. And since the dog isn't inside, other workers are happy also.

    26. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have very little respect for people who use "whilst" when "while" would suffice. I suppose it's acceptable if the speaker is British, but among Americans it's a clear sign of pretentious assery.

    27. Re:Canine-friendly by geekoid · · Score: 2

      you know, you replace 'dog' with 'hooker' you might be on to something.

      Animals in the work place are bad. They shed, they can cause a hostile work enviroment, if someone should get bit, the company will be liable, they stink(I don't care if YOU can't smell it, others can).

      I like dogs, but the work place in not appropriet.

      Then, if you let one person bring a dog, then everybody gets to bring a dog(which will quickly come to mean 'pet'. The next thing you know you got someones dog chasing someones cat, knocking over someone fish take and drownding someones lizard right in front of someone parrot, who will say something less then appropriet.

      Assuming you not a pet store or vet.

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    28. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woosh ... goes the joke, well over the head of the moderator who marked that 'Interesting' ...

    29. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe somebody who is afraid of dogs could answer this, but I doubt many people are bothered by guide dogs, even if they don't like dogs in general. Pretty much by definition, guide dogs are well trained and well behaved.

    30. Re:Canine-friendly by shatteredpottery · · Score: 1

      he is blind and his dog is a service animal.

      BTW: he has done more in the company to weed out the "complainers" than any other HR person ever has...

      yes he is the HR rep :-)


      Er, who is the HR rep? The blind guy, or his dog?

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    31. Re:Canine-friendly by Dnigh · · Score: 1

      While I was doing some postgrad, one of the guys I shared an office with brought his dog in every day.

      I am not a dog person, but I soon learnt to deal with it. Great stress release playing catch with a dog.

      Also a fantastic way to keep unwanted students out of your office :-)

    32. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      one of the guys where i work brings a pug in too. However, this thing is like a demon. Dont get me wrong, everybody's always spending time playing with the dog, but i get the feeling that if he weighed more than 20 pounds, this dog would have eaten half of our engineers by now.

    33. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like these dogs just realized you were a pussy.

    34. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      To the people who are whining: grow up. The dog isn't going to eat you, shit on the floor, or anything like that.

      As a matter of fact, a dog someone brought to a former workplace did shit on the floor. Most dogs might not - but if you allow them, it will happen eventually.

    35. Re:Canine-friendly by dave420 · · Score: 1
      And I'd like to bring my posse to work too. T-Bone and 8-ball can hang out in other people's cubicles smoking blunts, sipping gin'n'juice and offing anyone from accounts.

      Dogs in the office?? Have you thought about the consequences? How much productivity is going to be lost when it craps on the carpet, or throws up on an external client? People (to some extent) you can control. A fluffy, stupid mammal you can not. Sure it's nice for you, but granted everyone else will hate your dog. It doesn't matter if it's lassie, and regularly saves people from mineshafts. A dog in the office will only serve to distract those around it. And make the carpet smell funny.

    36. Re:Canine-friendly by slackerboy · · Score: 1

      only has a driver's license (which, in the USA, doesn't require any type of competence test at all)

      What bizarre state do you live in that doesn't require an actual driving test (or a driver's ed class with a driving component) before issuing a license. I know that FL, WA, MI, & MA certainly all require this.

      Granted, you only have to take it once, but it still weeds out the truly incompetent drivers. (Still leaves a lot of the clueless ones and $@#holes on the road though.)

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    37. Re:Canine-friendly by el_gregorio · · Score: 1

      i love my dog, and i swear she's unbelieveably well-behaved (my wife put the fear of god into her from a very early age). but even so, i say your pet should not be at work with you. bringing a dog or cat is just as bad as bringing a child: they're a distraction. once a year might be fun, but other than that, you should be focused on working, not babysitting. i'd say a small fishtank is the upper limit on workspace companionship.

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    38. Re:Canine-friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I'd happily enjoy a "bring your pets to work" day. My boa constrictor would love a varied diet (pythons cannot live on rats alone).

    39. Re:Canine-friendly by corporate_ai · · Score: 1

      I live at Abu Ghraib and I wish no one brought their dogs to work!

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    40. Re:Canine-friendly by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Judging by the drivers I see on the roads every day, I don't think any state requires a competence test.

      I took my test in TN, and the test consisted of driving out of the parking lot, taking a right turn onto a street, taking another right turn, and then taking a third right turn back into the parking lot, then pulling into a parking space. The only way to fail such a test would be to not understand how to operate the pedals and turn the wheel. In my book, that is not a competence test, it's a rubber-stamp.

    41. Re:Canine-friendly by ManoMarks · · Score: 1

      Out Executive Director (the Non-Profit equivalent of the CEO) brings his dog in, and the dog attends all our meetings, goes all over the office. My allergies have never been this bad. I get sinus infections all the time. Fortunately, I'm leaving soon.

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    42. Re:Canine-friendly by op00to · · Score: 1

      Obviously the dog (and your "girlfriend"? .. same being?) is not well behaved if she shits on the floor.

    43. Re:Canine-friendly by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      Ok, so who's to decide whether the dog is going to be well behaved?

      Right, you can't tell.

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  26. How to make those workers happy..... by theJerk242 · · Score: 0

    Here is what you do...you give them offices like the ones the CEO's have. Nice and spacious. And some windows to look out of for God's sake! Oh...and give them paid nap time....like the CEO's do! ^_^ Actually...I'm not sure if CEO's have nap time.

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  27. Be Considerate by Thwyx · · Score: 2

    Be considerate. Don't put things that will distract people that may actually have work to do, and if you must, make sure they are out of earshot / eyesight / annoyance range. I'm as in favor of a rousing game of tabble tennis as the next bloke, but when I'm on a conference call, it made me feel like a kill-joy to have to stand up and ask people to quiet down.

    And for the love of , no popcorn machines! I used to love popcorn. Until I had to smell it every day for a month while people got bored of the shiny new toy.

  28. Office Collor by egm06 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I heard light green is very calming, use some of the color studys to choose the right ones.

    1. Re:Office Collor by mytn · · Score: 1

      Just don't go over the top. I have often visited a site where they use calming green all over the place. Imagine a maze of five interconnected pharmaceutical plants with identical green, windowed walls and doors just about everywhere...

      I've been lost there more times than I want to admit. That green colour gives me the creeps.

  29. Floorplan by Octagon+Most · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Are you actually building an office? That is, will you have a say in where walls and offices are constructed?

    I am a fan of a floorplan that has offices at or near the center, cubes around the perimeter, and lots of windows. More light gets in that way and those without a walled office don't feel so much like a lower class of employee because they will be closer to the windows.

    Also wireless and meeting spaces / conference rooms of various sizes encourage people to move around and collaborate.

  30. 2 words by foidulus · · Score: 5, Funny

    pants optional

    1. Re:2 words by theJerk242 · · Score: 0

      I don't know man....there are just some people you would never want to see with pants off. Dirty hippies, for example.

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    2. Re:2 words by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No. You missed 2 very, very important words:

      Coworkers choice.

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    3. Re:2 words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont trust coworkers without pants.
      One of them could be this guy.

  31. WINDOWS!!! by Flamingcheeze · · Score: 2, Interesting
    And I'm not talking about operating system here... Natural light and fresh air are absolutely crucial, in my opinion.

    Also, make sure to design flexibility into the office. The more adjustable, the better. For everything. Minimize hard walls. Put wheels on almost everything.

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  32. Simple - Outlets! by feed_those_kitties · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Put at least 8 in each worker's area -- no more power strips!

    Windows (the kind you look through to see the outside world) are nice, too...

    1. Re:Simple - Outlets! by strictnein · · Score: 1

      Put at least 8 in each worker's area -- no more power strips!

      You do realize that most power strips surve a much more important function than just givng you extra outlets, right?

      On a related note... invest in some UPSs. Not really office related, but basic ones can be had for $30-$40. They won't last long enough to do any work on them (over a couple minutes), but most power outages/brown outs last less than a minute.

    2. Re:Simple - Outlets! by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      You do realize that most power strips surve a much more important function than just givng you extra outlets, right?

      It depends if they're just putting desks and dividers in a space, or if they're actually building a better office...then they'd have clean power. If they're in a position to install outlets, then they should be in a position to install power conditioners....

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    3. Re:Simple - Outlets! by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Got a problem with sharing outlets?

      Serious, currently my office has one functional outlet (and several not wired up in the cube walls), that I have to share with the cube next to me since he doesn't get one. I have cords running all over because the outlet is nearly in the middle of the floor, and on the side with a desk too small for the computers! Don't do it, outlets are not that expensive, can cable clutter isn't a good idea.

      Frankly I'm surprised we have enough power, my neighbor had 5 computers, I have2. I have enough other hardware that my power strip is full, and so is his.

    4. Re:Simple - Outlets! by confused+one · · Score: 1

      You don't have enough power; and, you'll find out one day when the outlet bursts into flame...

  33. Hey, HIRE it done. by Flak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Eh. Do everyone a favor and HIRE an interior designer. They don't spend 4+ years in university for nothing. There are plenty of design studios out there that specialize in workplaces. Look one up, they will open your eyes too all sorts of things that you would never of thought of.

    Many times they will also point out sources for fixtures and whatnot that are much more economical than the places geeks would go. And no graybar is not the place you buy your overhead lights. Oh and they are all current with the workplace safety / egonomic regulations as wekk.

    1. Re:Hey, HIRE it done. by flacco · · Score: 1, Flamebait
      Do everyone a favor and HIRE an interior designer. They don't spend 4+ years in university for nothing.

      yeah, they do it for all the gay fraternity sex. oh wait, that's redundant.

      oh wait again - that's interior decorator. never mind.

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    2. Re:Hey, HIRE it done. by nets2u · · Score: 2, Informative

      This is the way to go if you have the budget. Using a professional for the office is just like using a professional coder for software. That person will have the skills to do it right. They'll think of things you won't. This is especially true the larger the office. Design Perspectives has done a couple of offices for us and their results were much better than ours and actually the cost was less considering the amount time it took us.

    3. Re:Hey, HIRE it done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, their professional term is interior desecrator .

    4. Re:Hey, HIRE it done. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      HIRE an interior designer. They don't spend 4+ years in university for nothing.

      my eyes and everyone elses at work BLEED every morning because of a moron interior designer...

      you want an example? BRIGHT PURPLE,RED and YELLOW. that combination looks like bozo the clown puked everywhere and makes most of us sick in the office.

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    5. Re:Hey, HIRE it done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha Ha welcome to sun. However, this is likely NOT an interior designers fault. Those colors were probaby specified by a graphic designer for the companies logo, then some jack-hole VP decided those colors belonged everywhere, hired the interior designer and requested that they use obnoxious colors.

    6. Re:Hey, HIRE it done. by hankwang · · Score: 1
      Using a professional for the office is just like using a professional coder for software.

      Or like hiring a webdesign company to build a new web site? :)

    7. Re:Hey, HIRE it done. by dave420 · · Score: 2, Funny
      "They don't spend 4+ years in university for nothing"

      Yeah... that weed isn't going to smoke itself...

  34. Foos for better community by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Foosball/pingpong/whatever is definitely a great way to get your employees to get to know each other better. It gives everyone a target to focus their time on instead of spending a break outside smoking or browsing the web. Definitely a big plus if you ever want your employees to like each other (not to mention that it gives them an outlet for competitiveness other than stabbing each other in the back)

    Also... very very important... DO NOT USE DARK COLOR PAINT ON THE WALLS. I was in an office last year that painted the entire office the same shade of blue. It was fine in the offices with windows, but the moment you closed the blinds or walked into a room without windows it felt like you were in a dungeon. Plus we were limited in our overhead light fixtures by a building wide energy saving policy (read: they used a non standard size light fixture that only accepted very specific, very expensive bulbs).

  35. See my sig by 0WaitState · · Score: 1

    Says it all--if you put your coders next to your phone-talkers, well, your biz deserves to fail.

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    1. Re:See my sig by hackman · · Score: 1

      You don't have a sig, just thought you should know.

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  36. No Cubes, Lots of Windows by N8F8 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I once toured a nify building in Melbourne Florida owned by Encso. Each floor had a ring of offices around the outside and a communal lab in the center. Everyone had plenty of windows and they a shared area to work together in.

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    1. Re:No Cubes, Lots of Windows by Lispy · · Score: 1

      "No Cubes, lots of Windows" sounds like a Microsoft ad from 2000

    2. Re:No Cubes, Lots of Windows by javaxman · · Score: 3, Insightful
      This is a very good general design for an office space, although I do think smaller, individual offices are a good way to go if possible. Everyone gets a window office ( with a REAL door ). There is a big, central area with large tables and tools of the trade and good ( preferably natural ) lighting. People get to put whatever they want in their own office ( and close the door when need be ) up to the point where it slows productivity.

      This of course doesn't work too well if your building is *really* big. More smaller buildings ( or wings ) are better than one big brick with a windowless interior.

      People working on the same or similar projects get adjacent offices. Offices should be large enough to not feel cramped but too small to even *think* about putting two workstations in. Each office "ring" like this should have at most 15 or so offices- and should mirror your teams. This is a good design for creative professionals to work in.

      You have teams with more than 15 members? Who manages that team, and how well? Think about subdividing it. Really.

      If you can't, for whatever reason, give people real, individual offices, you're probably better off with big, open, space rather than thin walls that block light but nothing else. Cubes suck, period. If you have the luxury of designing your space from the ground up, design it so people can have real offices with an informal gathering space right outside every team member's door.

  37. no mixes by M3tam0rpH · · Score: 1

    A good advice: don't put lots of women nor lots of men. Mix them all as good as you can. I would go against putting women in FRONT on men during some visions i still have from some past mini skirts during the summer but that's a totally different problem ;)

  38. Spare Chairs by CdBee · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The comfort and happiness benefits of being able to sit down when you visit a colleague's working-space are great and few offices cater for it.

    If you have an impromptu meeting, do you want to be standing or sitting on the edge of a desk?

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    1. Re:Spare Chairs by bluGill · · Score: 1

      At one office we had the file cabinets had wheels on them, a pad on top, and were stool height. A perfect chair when someone came in, and they sat under the desk the rest of the time. Comfortable enough that you could work, uncomfortable enough that you got it as quick as quality allows. (not as fast as possible, they weren't that uncomfortable)

      I understand they were fairly expensive, but it was one of the best ideas I've worked with.

  39. Take it from Bill Clinton by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have your own Monica Lewinski under each desk. Nothing like a blow to get your productivity up!

  40. work out room! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A quick comment here... If it is in your budget, try to include a room with some workout equipment. There was nothing better at my old job then releasing pent up energy and stress on the kick boxing bag after a full day of tech support. A treadmill and free weights are very nice too. Dont forget the shower!

  41. Make a home not an office by tachin · · Score: 1

    My best office is at home, why? it has all a human being needs, a bathroom, a kitchen, a place to rest, all of them very close to my workstation so if i'm a bit stuck on a problem i can take 5 steps get in the kitchen get a cup of coffee and watch some tv for some minutes..then go back to work, so whenever i think of a great office i think it must look like (and feel like) a home.

  42. We have a hot tub by eric76 · · Score: 2, Informative

    At a previous job, there used to be a nearby diner that was rarely busy in the afternoon. I used to regularly go over there and drink ice tea for a couple hours while reading computer manuals.

    At my current job, there really is nowhere suitable to go. The local public library is only half a block away, but it is only open a few hours a week and really doesn't have any good place to sit down and concentrate without interruption.

    What I would really like is a reading room/library with comfortable chairs, good lights, both desks and coffee-type tables, no telephones, no computers, and good insulation to keep outside sounds out.

    About the closest thing we have to that is a hot tub. It is comfortable, the lights are okay, and there are no telephones are computers in htere, but there are no desks or tables so if what you are reading slips, it gets soaking wet.

  43. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Informative

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  44. Suggestions by esdjco · · Score: 0

    Probably not an option but I love the fact that my work has relaxed hours. I am a definite night person and getting me up at 10am is harsh. I also love the free sodas and candy in the break room as well as the own office if possible. I also feel free to complete work in a more efficent mannor. Free soda and relaxed hours. Oh don't forget to add flat panels and no uniforms to the mix. Plain clothes is 10x better.

  45. One word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One word: Kegerator

    Nothing like pouring a cold one at work ;-)

  46. Beware the excesses by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Too often do I hear tales of people going overboard trying to make a "fun" working environment. When John Romero was at Ion Storm, their Dallas office was an example of incredible excesses.

    A Gamespy article has a nice quote predicting their downfall:
    I knew that place was in trouble the day I walked into the Dallas office and saw the huge 10-foot wide Ion Storm logo inlaid in the floor in Italian marble.
    Work should be a practical place to get things done - cubicles are reasonable balance between cost, privacy, and personal space. Having meeting rooms, bathrooms, and a kitchen is also nice. The traditional approaches to work spaces are done because they work well enough.
    1. Re:Beware the excesses by cmowire · · Score: 1

      Very good point...

      However, I'm not sure you are drawing the *right* conclusion about cubicles. They are fine for some roles, but for programmers, I don't think they are the greatest idea.

      Really, you want offices with at least two of the sides transparent. I really think that, for programmers, real walls are worth it.

      Cubicles are a reasonable balance, for general office employees, which Programmers are not always.

    2. Re:Beware the excesses by ctime · · Score: 1
      ... Having meeting rooms, bathrooms, and a kitchen is also nice. The traditional approaches to work spaces are done because they work well enough. I agree, bathrooms are overrated.
    3. Re:Beware the excesses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > cubicles are reasonable balance between cost,
      > privacy, and personal space...

      Bzzzt. Cubicles are productivity killers for
      engineers who have to work on complex problems.
      Cubicles are for companies that are either cheap
      or suffer from some type of "their just workers"
      syndrome(or both) neither of which is acceptable.

    4. Re:Beware the excesses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, this is second hand (and why I post as an AC)....

      I worked with a group of people who had been with the-company-formally-known-as-Cray during their hayday. When they built the wizz-bang new facility (which I understand SGI is either vacating or in the process of vacating), all 6 or 7 floors of the place was carpeted with these bizarro diamond shapped patterns about 3 inches across and 2 feet apart. Seems one of the honchos decided the little diamond thingee didn't look good, so someone came through with a sharp knife and diamond carpet piecess and replaced each and every of the little patterns.

      Still, it really, really, is a nice cafateria....

    5. Re:Beware the excesses by ipfwadm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Having meeting rooms, bathrooms, and a kitchen is also nice.

      Yeah, a bathroom would be nice. The last place I worked we all just pissed on the floor. Lemme tell ya, if you think cubicles offer a good amount of privacy, try taking a shit in one without attracting some attention to yourself.

    6. Re:Beware the excesses by sootman · · Score: 1

      Go for offices if at all possible. Depending on your cow-orkers, cubes can suck, royally. My cube is a reasonable balance between listening to my next-cube-neighbor talking to her idiot kid on the phone all day long, people asking me questions all the time, and being eaten alive by fire ants.

      But I agree about excess in general. Wait until year 2 for the ferraris and plasma screens.

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    7. Re:Beware the excesses by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Woah. A little art is nice. You don't want people to thorw up, and don't go for the fad color schemes. Find something nice, but something that will look nice for decades. Get a little art. Nothing wrong with a few pictures here and there. Sometimes the eyes need a break, and art is a good reliver for a moment.

      Don't go overboard with art, but don't go overboard with practical either. You need a little useless stuff once in a while.

      Don't allow round walls no matter how nice they look, it leaves no room for the practical white boards. Don't use only straight walls with 90 degree corners no matter how functional it is. Something like a hexagon (whats half a 35 sided figure called?) might be a good compromise between the two.

  47. A place/time to congregate by taniwha · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Moving to the US I found I really missed 'morning/afternoon tea time" turns out lots of really important informal communication goes on there .... so make a space and time at least once a day for people to sit down together and just talk

    1. Re:A place/time to congregate by SlipJig · · Score: 1

      At our office we have "beer o'clock" every Friday at 4 pm. Wish it could be more often :)

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  48. Think about the noise levels by The+Cornishman · · Score: 1

    IMHO open plan is certainly best for a team of that size - split them up and they'll be several factions instead. But think hard about the sound deadening. Acoustic panels on the ceiling, and sound-absorbent dividers between desks if you have them butted up together. Phones that ring unobtrusively, and cut to voicemail after a few rings. And plenty of meeting space away from the office floor, so that people don't have too many desk-side conferences. Although, of course, eavesdropping on other people's conversations is one of the productivity bonuses of open plan. Jonathan

    1. Re:Think about the noise levels by tomhath · · Score: 1

      Noise level is very important to some people (like me). Enforce a "no music except headphones" policy, have enough meeting rooms away from the work area so groups can talk without disturbing everyone. I don't now about yours, but most salesmen I've known are loud and non-stop talkers.

  49. Beer! by mrnutz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Beer fridge or a kegerator means happy employees.

    1. Re:Beer! by segfault7375 · · Score: 1

      You know, I was just about to mod this as funny, but it actually is a good idea. We have a mini fridge in our office (which is behind a badged door that ~ 20 people have access to in a building of 2k employees). As long as we are not seen bringing it in, and we don't open one until after work hours, the boss doesn't mind. This also builds comradarie, and you don't have to go out to a crowded ass bar for happy hour. :)

    2. Re:Beer! by nettdata · · Score: 1

      We took an old Coke Machine and stocked it with various brands of canned beer, and charged a buck for it.

      It worked out great.

      We only had 1 person that abused it, and after a "WTF" sit-down, it was never an issue again.

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  50. Lights! by netfool · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Lighting:

    - Having natural light instead of flourecent is GREAT, but it's not always an option (raining outside, winter daylight hours etc).
    I honestly believe having the sun shining in your office has a huge positive impact on office morale than sitting in a damn cubicle with flourecent lights humming over head.

    - Having non-overhead (and non flourecent) lighting whenever possible. I hate overhead lighting. I REALLY hate overhead flourecent lighting.

    - Allow me to control the light in my area somehow. I like things around me a bit dimmer when I'm working on an important file or project.

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    1. Re:Lights! by EboMike · · Score: 1

      Yep, lighting is one of the most important things to consider IMHO. I regularly had headache after long hours in an office with overhead lighting during winter times.

      I prefer indirect lighting that can be dimmed. It has to be bright enough (too dark hurts the eyes).

  51. Most important things by coyote_oww · · Score: 1
    1) Functional climate control, with no "hot spots" or "cold spots". (had a co-worker who once measured the temperature of air blowing into her office at 62 degrees F)

    2) Reasonable toilet accomodations. Information workers should not be required to operate a plunger while at work... Must be kept clean and fully functional with redundant fixtures.

    3) Windows required - the glass kind. If not in all offices, at least in common areas that people have reasonable access to.

    4) Meeting rooms with doors and blockable windows. Unfortunately, once in a while private conversations are necessary.

  52. RANT MODE ON by Atario · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Aeron chairs??? Those things dig into your legs! OW!

    Oh, and cubicles (it's NOT "cubes") offer the illusion of privacy. In fact, they do nothing of the sort. Everyone can spy on you, and everyone's sound bothers you. Big open rooms are a nightmare -- "grand central station" springs to mind. No, give me a separate, enclosed, real, no-foolin' OFFICE of my own every time. With a door I'm allowed to close, too, thank you very much.

    One thing you didn't mention: quit it with the fascist network policies. This encompasses everything from logon scripts that overwrite your preferences in the registry to not having access to your own C: drive to "Unacceptable Use Detected" internet intercept screens. HANDS OFF, please. If you don't trust me to do my work, how do you trust me at all?

    [Exhales] Sorry. Bit of a rant there.

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    1. Re:RANT MODE ON by Smokin+Goat+McGruff · · Score: 1

      Yeah, don't get Aerons, get Leaps. Steelcase makes them. I got a used one for $250 and it's great.

      -nb

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    2. Re:RANT MODE ON by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I like my Aeron, but I think it really is personal preference. I like them because normal chairs trap heat, and I do very poorly in heat. Aeron doesn't, which makes a huge difference in my comfort level. Let people who want them have them; in our building, you don't see them floating around looking for owners. People who want the standard cloth chair (or hell, even a leather chair - the Aeron's aren't any cheaper) should be able to get it, and I should still be comfortable sitting on my cheese grater.

      Cubicles, on the other hand... bleh. If you absolutely must go with reconfigurable office space, get floor-to-ceiling partitions and provide doors. It isn't as good as a hard-walled office, but it provides *real* privacy as opposed to the illusion thereof. In addition to your employee's mental health, allowing them to close themselves of will make them more productive (fewer interruptions), lead to fewer issues of people knowing things they shouldn't (like my cube neighbor's credit card number), and happier. Yeah, you might lose 5 minutes to them checking ESPN, but you'll gain it back in productivity.

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    3. Re:RANT MODE ON by 0racle · · Score: 3, Insightful

      fascist network policies

      Its their computer, they can decide how you use it. If your job doesn't require you to change the system settings, its much easier to remove the ability instead of just trust you to do your work and it prevents problems due to mistakes. If its corporate policy to have a single screensaver and wallpaper, then you should be locked out of changing them, because I have never met someone who could be trusted not to change it after they were told not to if they could. Most workers think they can be trusted not to do the mundane things they were told not to, but time has told that they can't. Its not your system you just use it, so suck it up.

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    4. Re:RANT MODE ON by iabervon · · Score: 1

      The nicest office chair I've used is this one. Bought two of them when the company I was at went under, and I'm sitting in mine now. It was partially responsible for me working late on numerous occasions ("hey, it's 7, I should go home... but it's so comfy here"). Lots of adjustable things, sufficiently good construction that they don't end up falling out of alignment or getting stuck.

    5. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      You're obviously a PC-support IT person drunk on the tiny amount of power you have. What you reveal is your fear that one day people will realize you're just not necessary.

    6. Re:RANT MODE ON by Progman2000 · · Score: 1

      [Why am I replying to a troll?]

      I'm in a small IT dept. dealing with ~200 systems. There are two basic lines of thought amongst our department: 1) The "P" in "PC" means they can do anything they want; 2) They are CORPORATE computers, and their use is a privilege.

      I fall more into the second group. I don't have a problem with people changing the background, switching screensavers, putting a few icons on the desktop, etc. What I (and the department) DO have a problem with are obscene color schemes, the removal of certain icons, the *installation* of screensavers (or anything else), using an itallic-cursive font system-wide, etc.

      Face it, the goal of business is to...wait for it...MAKE MONEY. "Maximizing profit" includes cutting costs, such as how much they pay me to clean up luser's "customizations". You want to do all that stuff? Do it at home. Don't have a home computer? Not my problem. Of course, if you bother to ASK, we just might give you permission to do something basically harmless. Heck, we might even help you.

      As for Internet access, again, it's NOT YOURS. Grow up. Our policy started with "everyone is a 'professional' and can be trusted" and has moved to "keep a close eye on the logs". We've had to block off harmless sites because some people thought they had a God-given right to browse the Net all day. I wish we could automatically un-block some of those sites from, say, 1150 to 1310.

      Contrary to what your spoiled mind may think, we aren't out to get you. We just don't need you YOU creating more work for US. Did I use small enough words for you?

    7. Re:RANT MODE ON by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In an office full of non-technical people who just happen to need computers, I agree, lock everything down. However, if you think programmers are going to code more efficiently by not being allowed to install anything, change settings, access the web, etc then you are dreaming. Good luck keeping any talented technical people on staff if you have a standardized corporate wallpaper and no ability to customize software settings. Also, any admin who feels that the only way to secure the system is to not let the users have any control whatsoever over their own machine is clearly incompetent. I'm not saying this is necessarily true of the parent poster, but I have met some admins who simply lock everything down because they don't really know how to secure their network.

    8. Re:RANT MODE ON by raygundan · · Score: 1

      The aeron digs into your legs? Are you, or was the previous user of the chair a huge fatass? I suppose it's a matter of personal preference, but the whole point of a suspended mesh is that it distributes the weight more evenly than a normal chair. The only way I can see one digging into your legs is if you weigh so much that you bring the front edge of the mesh into contact with the front edge of the chair rim.

      You like what you like, I guess. I'm not sure why you'd have issues with the chair cutting into your legs, though, even if you found the shape uncomfortable. Perhaps it was the wrong size, or used by someone heavy enough that the mesh got stretched out?

      I'll agree with you wholeheartedly on the internet use, though. Policies like that make it impossible to get your work done, even if they're well-intended.

    9. Re:RANT MODE ON by daveo0331 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      True, the company has the right to do whatever they want in this area. But it's not a very smart thing to do from the company's perspective. Why not? It makes the work environment less pleasant (making it harder to hire/retain workers) without doing anything to increase the company's ability to make a profit. A company whose management is worried about what screen saver its employees use is focused on the wrong things.

      To put it another way that PHBs might be able to understand: One way to keep productive employees from leaving the company is to raise everyone's pay 10%. A much cheaper way is to eliminate any company policy that is annoying/wastes people's time without doing anything to bring in more revenues.

      Don't implement policies for the sake of implementing policies. Have a reason. It's not that you don't have the right to implement stupid policies. You can have a required weekly department meeting at 2:30am on Saturdays if you want. Just remember that some of the things you have the right to do as a business owner will hurt your business if you do them.

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    10. Re:RANT MODE ON by haystor · · Score: 1

      I agree. It is their computer and they can do what they want to with it. However, at my last job during any 8 hour period that I was logged on, the virus scanners would use up 3-5 hours of the CPU time. Of course the I/O was more intensive than that. This had a great impact on productivity when trying to run Lotus Notes, WebLogic and and IDE all on one computer with 256M of RAM.

      The fascist policies go well beyond locking people out of changes into locking the possibility of changes out of the company entirely.

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    11. Re:RANT MODE ON by eric17 · · Score: 1

      Aeron chairs _do_ cut into your legs _if_ you don't have the right size. The *ah-hem* widest version is much more comfortable for most "well fed" males who couldn't cross their legs for a bet.

    12. Re:RANT MODE ON by DanielJH · · Score: 5, Interesting

      It seems it happens to the best of them. How sad. The job of the IT person is to free the mind of the employee -> allowing them to be productive -> so the company can make money. That is unless you are working in an Electronic Sweat Shop where the cost of the brain power is less then the cost of the computer. If the brain power is not doing the work they should be shown the door. It is that simple.

      IT people have a large amount of power, and some of the correct use is making sure idiots (usally those outside the company) can't do bad thing to the company. The correct focus of the IT person should be the productivity of the employees, not your ability to make life easier on yourself.

      New rant: This is someplace were Unix/Linux is wonderful. With Linux I can cheaply install more software on every machine then almost anyone would use. Very few applications are ever missing. Costomizations stay in the users own directory. If you have a problem expect me to restore yesterdays configuration. If your machine has a software problem, it's going to get wiped. In this world the User gets all the power and the admin gets a consistent easy to install system. Everyone wins.

      Yes, I'm both the admin and the user. I have worn both hats often at the same time.

    13. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You're not replying to a troll. You're replying to a programmer who is sick to death of the IT lance-corporals of life pretending that they know better than him how his machine should be configured. We know you'd be a programmer if you could, but for whatever reason you didn't make it. Now you feel the need to show that you have power over everyone, and you're not a failure after all.

      Ignoring for the minute your need to impose your own aesthetic on my desktop - fuck you, I'll make it chartreuse with italics IF I WANT - and fuck you, I DON'T NEED YOUR PERMISSION - your justification for your power trip is just wrong. Yes, the goal of business is to make money. When my PC is the way I like it, I get my work done better. The company makes more money! And if removing the trashcan icon from the desktop makes my desktop more pleasant to me then you have no right to get in the way of it. Would you tell a cabinetmaker that his chisel must be ground a certain way? Doubtful, because everyone would laugh at you - there's no mystique about that tool, and management would never be stupid enough to emply people like you to do that. But computers? Oooh, deep magic - leave it to the people who (supposedly) know...

      What you fail to realize is that you are nothing but support. You are not part of a company's profit centre, if you do not help then you hinder. Get in the way and you are actively decreasing productivity. Too many IT people think they must guard the keys to anything compuer or network related, well I've got news for you! Your job is to sit in your office until a problem is reported. When it is, you come out, shut your fucking mouth, fix it and retire. You do not comment, whine, restrict, impose or bitch.

      Internet access? I don't remember mentioning it. But any manager with half a brain can see that if there's a choice between me doing online shopping in the office or driving somewhere else to do it I'm better off being in the office. You really do have a problem with people enjoying themselves!

      And your second last line is just funny. It's YOU that create more work for EVERYONE. By artificially creating "standards" that were never required you not only create work for yourself, you slow down everyone else. But of course if you didn't do that then you wouldn't have a job! In fact you DO need me "creating" more work for you, or you'd be pretending to know all about computers at Best Buy instead.

    14. Re:RANT MODE ON by cynic10508 · · Score: 1

      Its their computer, they can decide how you use it. If your job doesn't require you to change the system settings, its much easier to remove the ability instead of just trust you to do your work and it prevents problems due to mistakes. If its corporate policy to have a single screensaver and wallpaper, then you should be locked out of changing them, because I have never met someone who could be trusted not to change it after they were told not to if they could. Most workers think they can be trusted not to do the mundane things they were told not to, but time has told that they can't. Its not your system you just use it, so suck it up.

      Hit the nail right on the head with that one. You don't have the same rights to computer/network usage at work as you do in the privacy of your own home. In fact "privacy" at work probably doesn't exist.

    15. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Aeron chairs??? Those things dig into your legs! OW!"

      Indulging into the free soda and pastries a bit much are we?

    16. Re:RANT MODE ON by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

      I have to disagree somewhat on the network policy. You need role-basaed access, period. Your tech people need to install and test things. However, give total freedom to the secratary and you end up with Bonzi Buddy, CWS, Kazaa, Felix the Cat, and a whole host of other issues that make the support cost rise. I've worked in enterprise-level helpdesk, and having to unistall these items (such as someone who installs every chat program known to man, and every damn Comet Cursor popup) is a nightmare.

      Yes, there is software-based systems to prevent installing some things, but the majority of them get through. It might not even affect their work immediatly until they complain that their system is running slow because they have a dozen programs running that do not facilitate work. If your company allows IM, then install Trillian so your users can use the three major IM systems without each having a seperate client and so on.

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    17. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would love to agree, but experience has taught me a lesson or two about over-bearing sysadmins that fear joe-user.

      1. Some restrictions are prudent. Most users do not have to access the registry or device manager. Hell, MMC's are out all together because event viewer, services panel etc. are not necessary.

      2. You've got to give to receive. Based on the above, allow users to change screensavers, backgrounds etc. You lose nothing by it, and users feel as though they control their desktop since it's "tactile" interface (read: what they interact with) is a "personal" (gag) environment.

      (Yes, enter pics of children, wedding, and webshot screensavers.)

      3. If anyone ever gripes about anti-virus software, take it off - but make sure you emphasize that it was their decision. Believe me, the first time they're infected (and this works particularly well with management types) they'll gripe, they'll complain, but since it was their decision, they'll have no one to blame but themselves (of course, it never works that way, but shoot for probability).

      4. Last, be self-effacing. The more you blame on yourself, the more people tend to question their own abilities. If you have to visit more than twice a day, people will start to realize that the common factor to your visit is themselves, and be much more welcome to stricter rules.

      It's all about sociology folks. Human interactions (even with a machine in the middle) has not changed in millenia, and as much as people try to insist that the situation is different, all people, more-or-less, react the same.

    18. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      256M? 256M? If you're going to run all of that other Bloatware in addition to anything else you're running for actual work, give the 256M to the secretary.

      Memory is cheap these days. If a company can supply its[1] workers with Aeron chairs and only supply 256M of memory, there's something wrong. I'd rather sit on an uncomfortable chair and have the remaining $$$ devoted to memory and let everyone else suffer with 256M and Aeron chairs.


      [1] Pet Peeve Punctuation for Dummies: pretend I wrote "it's".

    19. Re:RANT MODE ON by dasmegabyte · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Corporate policy" is another term for "bullshit IT managers do while slacking on installing patches." Everybody's work will, at some time or another, require them to change system settings. Everybody's work will, at some time, require them to install software. If you assign me a computer, I expect to be able to use it. If I trash it, reprimand me, but it is LESS work for either of us over the life of the tool to let me use it the way I know and break it then it is to teach me a new way to use it and require your supervision to use it.

      But seeing as you have your office has you locked down so tight you can't even use contractions, I don't expect you to understand. I've worked construction jobs and factory jobs...and none of the maintenance staff ever has the power, nor the indignancy, of IT workers. Face it guys: you are glorified digital janitors, and the only reason you have the power that you do is that CEOs have not yet realized how easy you are to fire and replace. I've seen offices that have high IT turnover, and you'd better believe they have clean, easy to use computers and no "policy" about the way i have to use the tools that do my job.

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    20. Re:RANT MODE ON by Wehesheit · · Score: 1
      Boy that sounds like an awesome job! where can I sign up?!

      Theres only so many opportunities to be stripped of any personality and see the exact same thing for a few hundred days a year for several hours a day.

      If I want to change my background or take a small break and check out the news which makes me happy and less stressed then I should be able to.

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    21. Re:RANT MODE ON by antic · · Score: 1

      "... and I do very poorly in heat."

      Dude, you sound like a cat...

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    22. Re:RANT MODE ON by makohund · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Whoah. You sound pretty pissed. Chill.

      Truth is, you're both right about your respective situations, and wrong about each others.

      Those in programming jobs always seem to have a hard time understanding that they aren't the only people around using computers in their workplace. And not everyone works for a company that produces software. (For any company that doesn't, any programmers on board are support staff too.) The vast majority of people using computers at work have nowhere near the expertise programmers do. They just try to use the machine as a tool to do their work.

      On the flip side, admins (at least the sort you are ranting about) are overexposed to those users with minimal experience and knowledge w/computing in comparison. (Anyone who admins those kinds of users can tell you they NEED to be restricted, or they WILL break everything in sight on a regular basis and support costs will go through the roof.) Trouble is they get stuck in that mindset... and put all users in that same boat. Which is a problem... particularly when managing machines for programmers. For all the reasons you give.

      Solution? Easy...

      Admins should treat programmers as a separate class from other users and give them permissions (within reason) to manage their own machines accordingly.

      And programmers should understand that when admins are talking about needing to restrict users, they are talking about Joe MBA and Jane Marketing types, not you.

    23. Re:RANT MODE ON by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      I almost like the Aerons, save for the arm rests. They're in the worst possible place. The chair I have allows me to adjust the arm rests up and down, but also, and most importantly, 'in' and 'out'.

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    24. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +5 Insightful if there ever was one. When the great fraud that is IT support is finally realized there will be hell to pay.

    25. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I (and the department) DO have a problem with are obscene color schemes, the removal of certain icons, the *installation* of screensavers (or anything else), using an itallic-cursive font system-wide, etc.

      Oh my God, not color schemes! The nerve of some people! And what if the Internet Explorer icon goes missing?!?! How can anyone expect to get productive work done on a machine like that?? And changing the font, let's not even go there.

    26. Re:RANT MODE ON by m1a1 · · Score: 1

      There is a reason that everyone doesn't get their own offices and that reason isn't so that the boss can spy on you... well, at least not entirely so that the boss can spy on you.

      That reason is that office space is expensive. Big wooden doors are expensive. Real walls are expensive. The extra space they take up is expensive.

      Nobody really likes cubicles, but if the President of nVidia can put up with working in one then you should be able to.

    27. Re:RANT MODE ON by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

      You are kidding right? In the meantime, if we shackle them to their chairs, they are less likely to wander around aimlessly!

      You take away SIMPLE freedoms, like the ability to put up a picture of your wife (or whoever) on your desk, or not have a dressdown friday, you may as well run a McDonalds, because your turnover rate will be just as high, and the aggression/depression/general lack of moral will show up in their work, and ultimately your profit

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    28. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know me, fscktard, and you have never seen my wallpaper. So YOU can suck it up.

    29. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The web usage thing has a pretty good solution it turns out (at least for me).

      As IT, I've had to battle employees who surfed about 3 hours out of 8. My final (and winning) solution? Just log it all and make it publicly accessible. Then it's simple for everyone and the rule of thumb is "If you'd be embarrassed to see that web site show up in your log, don't go there from work, dummy!" The added advantage of this is once I set the logging system up, it freed me of worrying about the whole thing--management can use the logs to prosecute whatever policies they feel fit. Everybody's happy (although if your boss has a little Hitler mustache and loves to micromanage then this may not be the solution for you).

    30. Re:RANT MODE ON by michael_cain · · Score: 1
      Aeron chairs??? Those things dig into your legs! OW!

      Unless your body proportions are extremely unusual, this means you have the wrong size chair. They come in small, medium and large. While I am not particularly tall overall (5'10"), my upper legs are out-of-proportion -- too long. The small and medium Aeron chairs did indeed dig into the backs of my legs, but the large size, normally for people over six feet tall, fit very nicely. Lots of futzing around with the back support and other adjustments also necessary to make the chair comfortable.

    31. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smokin Goat McGruff wrote: Yeah, don't get Aerons, get Leaps.

      Nah, get Freedom chairs. They are wonderful!

    32. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mr megabyte,

      You have said some stupid things in the past (actually some is an understatement), but this one proves that you actually do have some functioning brain cells.

      Even though you're preaching to the choir after spending today fighting with a bunch of dickwad IT people today this post made my day.

      Thanks.

    33. Re:RANT MODE ON by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      I think it's one of the major reasons we're seeing so many tech jobs go overseas. If I had some self important prick telling me how to do my job, and I found a way to get rid of him and save a ton of money in the process, I'd do it in a fucking instant. I don't need a policy telling me how many non-work buddies I can have in AIM. I need a multipurpose computing device.

      Incidentally, I know a lot of IT workers who are worth their weight in silicon; truly intelligent, hard working and patient people. But these guys are hard to find, though they are easily identified: they care more about the sanctity of the SERVERS in the office than they do about the CLIENTS.

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    34. Re:RANT MODE ON by sphealey · · Score: 1
      In an office full of non-technical people who just happen to need computers, I agree, lock everything down. However, if you think programmers are going to code more efficiently by not being allowed to install anything, change settings, access the web, etc then you are dreaming.
      The end result, in MS Windows environments at least, is software which doesn't follow even the most basic workstation security principles, and which won't run on even the most mildly locked-down configuration. Do you know how many "mission critical" 3rd party apps I deal with that will only run if they have Administrator rights?

      I don't mean to be rude, but if software developers don't have to deal with real-world workstation constraints, their software won't play nicely with those constraints either.

      sPh

    35. Re:RANT MODE ON by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but like in anything, getting to personalize your computer makes you feel a lot better about using it, and complain less. The first day I got to my new job (at a tiny investment bank, just out of college), they told me to do whatever I needed to my computer. To test, I asked about dual-booting linux (no need to 'cause I spend most of my time on excel, the VB support in OO is nonexistent, and we have the licenses anyway), and they just said "please talk to (our computer dude) before you do." That made me feel great, and my twelve hours a day feel a lot better when I can use what I want, when I want. Does my job require me to use something other than acrobat to print to pdf? No, but I'd sure like to, and it's great to be able to.

    36. Re:RANT MODE ON by Trigulus · · Score: 0

      I take it your present employer doesn't do pre-employment psych screens.

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    37. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your solution assumes that IT people are willing to work towards solving the problem rather than simply to minimize their own workload - but it isn't the case. Lazy-ass IT people will only consider one class of user.

      People who understand their own machine do not require permission to configure it. On the contrary, IT staff should require permission to touch it - and if they fuck up, i.e. reduce the ability of the machine's user to do his work, that is grounds for dismissal.

    38. Re:RANT MODE ON by gcaseye6677 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is a huge problem, as I have seen many of these type of applications myself. Consequently, my company gives everyone administrative access so these apps can run. And of course, we have the accompanying security and configuration nightmares.

      I fully agree that software that is designed for the end user should not require administrative rights to run, but this is something that should be planned from the top down. Architects should design software to run with a minimal level of privilege that is necessary for the task at hand. Developers should be informed of this and should know how to code without relying on restricted system functions. Testing and deployment teams should make sure the software can run in the proper environment (platform, user level, compatibility with other apps, etc). If you're leaving it all to the developers to ensure that software runs properly when installed, and if the developers cannot understand these concepts without running locked down PCs, your product is going to fail in the marketplace for this and many other reasons.

    39. Re:RANT MODE ON by cs · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and it's their office design too. And by your logic we shouldn't be having this discussion (what's a good office design) as all because it's _their_ design. I'm a sysadmin. We vigorously oppose fascist network policies; not because they're a pain to police/install, but because having happy and conscientious staff is much more productive than having oppressed slaves. Our policies are sufficient to achieve the security level we want, and No More.

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    40. Re:RANT MODE ON by Azure+Khan · · Score: 1

      Ah, see, I'm afraid I'm going to have to say "fuck you" at this point. People seem to assume that all 'programmers' are the same as 'enthusiast/programmers'. Most of the programmers I worked with wouldn't know their motherboard from their asshole. They are niche programmers who rarely know much about their systems, or about the operating system itself. They program Lotus Notes or FoxPro or Visual Basic or Oracle or any other application that doesn't require you to know squat about the actual operation of the machine. Don't assume that just because someone is a programmer, that they automatically know better than IT. It's not unusual for some Senior IT staff to have electrical engineering degrees, because the job pays better than a starting EE job.

      "Grounds for dismissal" my ass.

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    41. Re:RANT MODE ON by egarland · · Score: 1

      It's their computer, they can decide how you use it.

      If it's their computer, they can use it. I'll do work on a machine that only I have access to. If they are unwilling to provide one, I have plenty of my own I can use.

      See, two can play at that "it's all simply really" game. It's not simple. I expect privacy on whatever machine I use. I expect nobody is recording the passwords I type in to access my machine at home with a keystroke logger. I expect that nobody is screen scraping my bank account numbers when I check that my paycheck actually got deposited on Friday. I expect privacy on my computer, period, and no amount of "technically, they own it" makes it any less wrong for them to do these things or insist on being able to do these things. If it's dedicated to my sole use, you have no business poking around in there without my permission.

      Granted, anyone who locks company admin's out of their machine should not expect any help when something goes wrong. The people for whom that is not a problem are a relatively small population in the total work force who uses computers and thus the typical company's policy is appropriate for most of it's employees but if you have programmers working for you, do yourself a favor and let them have free reign of their machines. You'll get happier, more productive employees. Programming is a job that requires a lot of creativity and nothing squashes creativity faster than forced conformity.

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    42. Re:RANT MODE ON by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Heat makes me want to curl up and die. I have fur, or close enough. I like to sleep.

      Your comparison would be accurate if I didn't bite my nails and like dogs.

      Seriously though, heat and still air make me useless. OTOH, I work just fine in temperatures most people would consider unacceptable (I used to keep my work room at around 45-50 degrees in the winter, before I acquired a roommate)

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    43. Re:RANT MODE ON by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      My Aeron allows you to rotate the arm rests; I assume you're not talking about a rotation but a genuine movement of where the pivot point is in relation to the body. I don't recall ever seeing a chair that allows that adjustment (although I'm sure one exists), but I find that the default location on the Aeron works for me.

      Once again, I really think it comes down to personal preference; with the huge variety of body shapes and sizes, plus the variety in what people find comfortable, expecting one chair to fit all is overreaching. I like the Aeron; I would hope that all of my coworkers could find a chair they like equally as much as I like my Aeron.

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    44. Re:RANT MODE ON by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Having done a lot of systems integration work over the past few years, I find that a lot of software, which the developer says requires admin level rights, doesn't. Alot of times this is simply a cop out solution for needing to access certain parts of the registry and/or write to those parts. I've actually managed to get several applications to run as a user level login, just by figuring out which keys were being accessed, and then setting permissions appropriatly. Other than that, you also tend to run into services, which the developers were too lazy to actually build the ACL for, so it defaults to an admin only situation. My solution, I wrote a VB app which allows me to change the ACL on a service to grant start and stop permissions on any service in the system to any user/group in the domain/local machine. (MS actually has a nice article on this in the knowledge base, with sample code in C, I just translated it to VB, as this is what I know and have a copy of.)
      Sure, there are going to be those apps which require administrator access for some stupid reason, which you just can't get around, but the rest of the time, if you have the time to spend, you can usually force the issue. On the other hand, I do wish developers would get it through thier collective heads that a user should seldom have or need admin rights on a machine to run an app.

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    45. Re:RANT MODE ON by berj · · Score: 1
      If it's their computer, they can use it. I'll do work on a machine that only I have access to.

      Then you can do it without their paycheque.

      Man.. if I hired a programmer with your attitude he'd be out of a job so fast his head would spin.

      I tend to agree with your ideas about the privacy of your computer but I gotta wonder what, exactly, you need to do to/with your computer to get your job done. I've worked as a programmer for about 9 years now and I think I can count on my hands the number of times I actually needed to install something new to get my job done. I figure let the sysadmin do it and I can get on with my real job -- writing software.

      Maybe the problem is that I've been working on Irix and Linux machines where I can change simple things like screen savers and backgrounds while not being able to do anything dangerous.

    46. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need to be a programmer to know what colors you like. Screen colors were one of the things mentioned, that some IT fascists like to lock down. I hate blue. Apparently blue is Bill Gates favorite color, because everything in Windows is either blue or a bright (sunglasses-level) white. If my PC was locked down so I couldn't change the colors, my productivity would drop a lot.

    47. Re:RANT MODE ON by dave420 · · Score: 1
      So if your job doesn't require you to look out of the window, you don't need a window? Or, if your job doesn't require you a comfy chair, you should sit on a box?

      Somethings are part of a job, others are part of the environment. IT rules for developers are part of the environment, not the job. Windows and comfy chairs are required to maximise peoples' productivity. Being able to change your wallpaper or surf slashdot is required, by some, to maximise their productivity.

      I'm in IT support, and I completely understand your issues. I know a user can gum up a machine in seconds if left unattended. I also know that different departments have different mindsets when it comes to technology. Good salesmen, when given an inch will take a mile. Let them surf the net at work, and they'll be looking at allsorts and downloading everything in sight. Developers are a different breed. They'll just look at what they need to get their job done, and slashdot (:-P). Different departments need different levels of protection. Sales/receptionists/admin = high protection. IT = low protection.

      I feel quite passionately about this, as the current company I work for has me wearing a tie and not surfing slashdot during the day. Well, at least today I'm wearing a tie.

    48. Re:RANT MODE ON by dave420 · · Score: 1
      BRAVO! Exactly. You've hit the nail square on the head. It's the same situation where I work. Our IT manager locked the entire network down. All access to the net is via a filtering proxy (which also logs on a per-user basis). You have to log into the server before you can even access the white-list websites. Corporate wallpaper. ScriptLogic freakin' with your machine on login. Restrictions-akimbo. Nasty.

      I'm in the IT department for support, as well as the company's only developer. I can safely say if I wasn't helping the company so much (and didn't like the MD's style so much) I'd be long gone. Call me a crazy creative artist type, but having someone standing behind me saying "don't go there...don't click that...don't view this" doesn't increase my productivity one jot. Apart from the fact it's easily defeatable (outbound SSH access isn't touched, so I can route my traffic via a tunnel if I wanted), having it in place tells me "you're not trusted". If the company can't trust me, how can I trust them? It's a tricky one.

    49. Re:RANT MODE ON by antic · · Score: 1

      Look up "cat in heat" on Google. I wasn't referring to fur or lethargy. Just the words "in heat" are a bit amusing to anyone who has owned a female cat. :)

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    50. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those aren't 'programmers' those are 'scripters'.

    51. Re:RANT MODE ON by Hel+Toupee · · Score: 1

      AMEN BROTHER!!!

      I currently have to support a terminal emulation package that requires anyone using it to have local administrator priviledges.

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    52. Re:RANT MODE ON by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Ahhh.

      Wasn't thinking that way. However, having lived with female cats "in heat", I don't understand how any owner could find it amusing. I would think it would trigger post-traumatic stress disorder, in fact. :)

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    53. Re:RANT MODE ON by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There has to be some sort of balance. Yes, I would say not allowing people to set up display preferences might be a little over the top. But, I can see not allowing non-technical employees to install software. The problem being spyware. It's infectious and takes over the entire system (and makes help desk support a living hell). Or a stupid free download installs a malicious script. This then affects the entire network -- and could take it down. I must say that I'm not very productive as a web programmer when I can't access network (or internet) resources.

    54. Re:RANT MODE ON by egarland · · Score: 1

      Then you can do it without their paycheque.

      Companies can break out that stick and you bet I'd comply in a heartbeat rather than lose my paycheck.

      Of course, we can keep one-upping this: Since this is a democracy (at least where I live. err.. well.. republic but that's close) we can outlaw certain behavior on 'machines dedicated to the sole use of one employee' like installing any software or accessing any private documents without informing the employee ahead of time each time such an access takes place. Wouldn't that be a giant mess.

      It's best to keep things friendly and for both sides to respect the other.

      I'm a little special in that I work from my home office so if I have trouble with a machine I can't just call an admin to come over and fix it. I'm responsible for keeping my machines working, not them, so I need admin privs. Of course, the company I work for now openly installs keysroke logging software when they want to and set's the machines up so they periotically install software and spontaneously reboot losing whatever work you've done. They also hand out laptops but set them up so explorer regularly locks up for minutes at a time when they aren't connected to the corperate network (worse than useless people set

      I simply prefer have the machine I spend most of my time in front of to be *my* machine. So far, this hasn't been an issue at any of the companies I've worked for, large or small. If my company were unwilling to allow the machine they give me to be mine, I would most likely simply use a machine that was mine. I can't imagine a company realistically forbidding that unless there's a national security issue involved or something of the sort.

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    55. Re:RANT MODE ON by makohund · · Score: 1

      I agree that's a dumb thing to lock down.

      Good policy for locking things down is to identify those types of things... wallpaper, colors, etc. Things that users like control over, but have nothing to do with functionality (and won't hurt anything.) Leave that stuff wide open.

      With one exception... in some organizations there are machines that will be seen by customers, in a service desk type of setting. It isn't a bad idea to require a standard backdrop/appearance for those stations.

      And hopefully put more thought into it beyond just choosing that ugly blue everyone hates. :)

    56. Re:RANT MODE ON by makohund · · Score: 1

      Why yes, it does.

      Because this a recommended solution for those same IT people to implement. A way for them to keep those programmers happy and productive, without turning the rest of the users into proverbial bulls in china shops.

      If they aren't interested in that... then they probably stopped reading already.

      I don't buy your consequences for messing something up... not in most environments. Unless there was an additional rule. Let's say when a programmer messes up something that effects another network user's productivity (which might have been prevented if the admins had at least been consulted) that they get to face the chopping block too! ;)

      (I've seen it happen. Just as there are lousy admins, there are lousy programmers.)

  53. For efficency and my personal thoughts. by under_score · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Don't even think about doing this without reading "Agile Software Development" by Alistair Cockburn . . . even if you aren't doing software development!

    In any office, communication efficiency is the most important factor in productivity. My father works at a college, I work in the financial industry, and my brother is a filmmaker. In all these diverse industries, communication is the essense of getting things done effiently (obviously, _just_ getting things done _just_ takes bodies).

    Now for some personal preferences: I like to have a personal private space for photos, plants, doodling. I like to be able to arrange the space as I like, including the furniture. I like to have privacy in the space so that I can veg when I need a mental health break, or so that I can concentrate when I'm in a bad mood and don't want to deal with people. However, I also really enjoy working in an open area with other talented people. The open area must have lots of whiteboards, good network access (802.11g is good enough), lots of stationary supplies, large work surfaces, and ideally a good relevent reference library handy (easiest to populate this with suggestions from the people working there). Much as I like some natural light, too much can ruin work in the morning or evening when the Sun shines directly into a space - one way to solve this is to orient most windows to the North. A good number of real air-cleaning plants is a good investment too since humans are naturally in a better mood when exposed to nature.

    Hope that helps.

    1. Re:For efficency and my personal thoughts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't even think about doing this without reading "Agile Software Development" by Alistair Cockburn

      Personally, I wouldn't take advice on being "agile" from a guy named Cockburn.

  54. random notes from my experience by skelley · · Score: 1

    - cube walls should be 6 or 6 feet high. Not 8 feet. Not 4 feet.

    - glass panels are cheaper and more attractive than white boards in the meeting rooms.

    - provide area in the cubes for informal congregration/meetings and encourage collabaration.

    - the importance of good coffee/drinks/snacks cannot be overestimated.

    - someone will eventually need a fax or copy machine. Don't forget to get one.

    - if possible, let people pick their own desk chairs and such. Just go to Office Depot or whatever with a Company credit card.

  55. 5 simple rules... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    1. Quiet, developers need lots of concentration
    2. No time-clocks, hire responsible people, they will put in more time when needed
    3. Telecommute, except for project meetings, brainstorming sessions
    4. Do not mention "long hours" - that means you are:
    a. Disorganized
    b. Underbudget/understaffed
    c. Going to "over work"/"burn" people fast
    IMHO long hours are the result of somebody fucking up either with irrelistic deadlines or bad specifications or design.

    5. Breaks - the development process sometimes requires you to take a break to think things over.

    Aside from that, yeah, flat panel displays, fast cpus, lots of memory, fast internet access.

    1. Re:5 simple rules... by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      3. Telecommute, except for project meetings, brainstorming sessions

      Telecommuting doesn't work. Read "The Social Life of Information" for sources.

  56. A great working space ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ... is a place where you have taken care of disturbance like:
    • noise: a guy having is phone ringing the whole day sitting next to you is really bad
    • light: coding with a window on the back is really bad sunny days
    • temperature: summer, 40 degree C outside, no AC ... if it's not the temperature at the end of the day the smell will push people out
    That were usually the first things you need to improve in a pretty standard office ...
  57. Things I've had and seen.....by me by Tstuckel · · Score: 1

    1. Cubes (single and double)w/sliding doors. 2. Common areas w/comfy chairs and snacks (free sodas/coffee/water a must) 3. Great Chairs (butt cramps are a *itch) 4. Fast Internet (when I have to look up something, I need it now) 5. Policy thing of Study time per day or per week(my pet peeve) 6. A window easily accessible(refocus the eyes) 7. Cube toys for all every three months. 8. Food (my office has a pot luck once a month) thats all for now

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  58. My office... by MrIcee · · Score: 4, Interesting
    years ago I was hired by Truevision (an older graphic card manufacturer) and was allowed to hire my own team. We were given our own office space (all of us software programmers) in a new building and were allowed to specify what we wanted. Our requests were completely opposite of what the rest of the building had, but we were given all our requests which were as follows:

    1. An interior room with no windows.
    2. Incandescent lighting WITH DIMMER SWITCH (which we kept at a barely visible level
    3. A stereo system
    4. NO CARPETING and good rolling chairs - making it very quick to scoot to someones desk to check out their work
    5. A door with a lock

    It was wonderful.

    However, now I live in Hawai'i and my lab here is kinda the opposite -- here I have an office which is completely surrounded with glass - but overlooks a beautiful landscaped garden - so it's worth it. Still have the rolling chair, no carpeting and incandescentlighting and locked door.

    1. Re:My office... by stevesliva · · Score: 4, Funny

      That sounds awful. I thought all the undead programmers worked for Microsoft, not Truevision.

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    2. Re:My office... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      years ago I was hired by Truevision
      so it's YOUR FAULT about that damned targa+ card that I have to still support here....

      Oh man... I have thousands of noogies and swirlies for you and your old coworkers....

    3. Re:My office... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or artists.

    4. Re:My office... by MrIcee · · Score: 1
      Just to clear it up, we had nothing to do with the Targa+ drivers. We did a special paint package for the targa that was never released due to the fact that it upset the truevision clients who had their own software paint package solutions (and no, it wasn't TIPS).

      So keep your thousands of noogies and swirlies for the owners of truevision - the ones who really screwed it up :)

    5. Re:My office... by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      I dunno about having no carpeting. Sure, it makes scooting across the floor really fast. And it makes the coffee spills easier to clean too. But nothing hurts more than pratfalling because your chair has slid out from underneath you in the two seconds it took to plug a cable into the back of your PC.

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    6. Re:My office... by MrIcee · · Score: 1

      (ouch) - ya, you know, i kinda remember that... on the other hand there are rub-burns to worry about too :)

    7. Re:My office... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      "However, now I live in Hawai'i and my lab here is kinda the opposite..."

      You just posted to show off, admit it?

      BTW what is the market like for programmers in Hawi'i?
      I going to have to sell my house anyways, so I might as well move somewhere nice.

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    8. Re:My office... by MrIcee · · Score: 1
      One rule of living in Hawai'i is that you don't move here if you are looking for a job - mainly because this is one of the most remote places on the planet and it tends to cater to locals first (I have a business on the mainland). Oahu has the most technical jobs, but of course also has the least of 'hawai'i (at least in my view - though I'm biased, I'm on the big island). You might try:

      http://www.instanthawaii.com/cgi-bin/hawaii?Jobs

      That URL has jobs mostly on the big island, though some of the links cover all the islands as well as oahu.

  59. I've got a mile long list by photon317 · · Score: 4, Insightful


    But let's just cover a couple big ones:

    You spend about half your waking life in an office, and therefore you shoudl expect some level of privacy and a decent standard of living. The biggest infraction against this that many modern offices make is the "cube farm".

    Cubicles are a great economical alternative to traditional offices, but you must give people ample room to breath, and ample privacy. 2 foot by 4 foot cubes with waist/desk-high walls is BAD. 6-8 feet on a side and walls that are neck to head high on the average employee is GOOD.

    Additionally, it helps to provide ample privacy rooms. These are small conference rooms (actual rooms with doors and (possibly translucent glass) walls. They don't get booked for meetings, they're designed for impromptu use. When someone needs to make a telephone call that's personal in nature, or a couple people can see their discussion is getting a bit heated for cubeland and needs to be hashed out in private, or small impromptu team meetings, etc. This keeps distracting drama-rama out of the cube area, keeps people's privacy better protected, and prevents the distracting small team meetings in the cube-hallways that annoy everyone nearby trying to work.

    Good quality white-noise generators help a little bit on the privacy and distraction fronts as well. Just enough to drown the distant din, but don't turn them up so loud that people can't willfully talk to the guy in the next cube over.

    Lighting. Your employees use computer monitors. This means you don't want the outdoor light coming in through windows causing glare on their monitors, and you don't want nasty flourescent lights wreaking havoc in the eyestrain dept (hint: flashing light + flashing computer image = fried eyes). There are flourescents out there that are better than average for this, but the ultimate is anything that doesn't have a flashing frequency like flourescents do.

    Hmm this comment is getting long, I'll be back later.

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    1. Re:I've got a mile long list by skelley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Theses are all good comments. I'm just against 8 foot cube walls because they feel pretty claustrophbic, unless your space has 14 foot or better ceiling height.

    2. Re:I've got a mile long list by DissidentHere · · Score: 2, Funny

      (actual rooms with doors and (possibly translucent glass)

      (hint: flashing light + flashing computer image = fried eyes).

      You my friend, are certainly not a Lisp programmer are you?

      Good thoughts.

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    3. Re:I've got a mile long list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good quality white-noise generators help

      [Insert obligatory Athlon joke here.]

  60. Privacy by sharkdba · · Score: 1

    What amenities/factors cause you to love or hate your office?

    privacy would be one of my greatest concerns. I would just hate working when someone would always hang behind/beside me.

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    1. Re:Privacy by Country_hacker · · Score: 1

      Funny, the only time I actually DO work is when someone's behind me, otherwise I'm just surfing Slashdot. ;-)

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      Never give any object more potential energy than you want it to have.
  61. Color! by ironicsky · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I work in a 96,000sqft office building that has over 900 employees working at any given time. For 3 years we had beige walls, carpet, desks, chairs, and computers.

    Finally, they took our suggestions and painted the walls. We got bright vibrant colors, you wouldnt believe how mood boosting having color is. We also have alot of windows.

  62. Use Visio by N8F8 · · Score: 1

    A really good tool for laying out office spaces is Visio 2003. I've used it to design my office as well as draft the plan for a house I'm building and plan the kitchen cabinets in the kkitchen. Wonderful product for the price. And I use it for software development (UML). Unfortunatly it is a MS product.

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    1. Re:Use Visio by Unnngh! · · Score: 1
      Visio is an MS product? I don't have 2003 but my copy of 2000 explicitly states, "Visio and Smartshapes are registered trademarks and ShapeSheet is a trademark of Visio Corporation".

      It does appear to use some IE extensions that are used on permission from MS though...

    2. Re:Use Visio by Kiryat+Malachi · · Score: 1

      Better, grab Intellicad, which had a free (beer) version. Full-scale CAD program, a lot better for doing real drafting than a diagram/charting program like Visio (which is great too, just better things for drafting exist).

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    3. Re:Use Visio by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Visio is an MS product?

      Visio, much like evil, was bought out by MS.

    4. Re:Use Visio by MenTaLguY · · Score: 1

      Microsoft bought out Visio a couple years ago.

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  63. Different types of cubes by mwhahaha · · Score: 1

    Chances are you'll want those half height cubes for the business/creative people and full cubes for the engineers. However when picking cubes do not make them so small you feel claustriphobic. My office is terrible because all the cubes are 5x5x(3 or 5). And the hallways between the cubes are about 3.5 feet wide. This doesn't allow for easy travel through the office. Try and plan it so people can manuver around without bumping into people or walls.

    1. Re:Different types of cubes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mwhahaha wrote: Chances are you'll want those half height cubes for the business/creative people and full cubes for the engineers.

      Why, for the love of Mike, would you want to give half height walls to the creative people and the business types?

      They need to concentrate also, and noise is just as distracting to them as it is to you. The only people who probably do well with half height walls are administrative assistants who have to talk to each other and to other people in your office a lot, where it is useful for people to be able to see from across the room whether they are in their cube or not.

  64. And think of the savings... by Atario · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...to everyone when you don't have to spend 30-60 minutes each way each day to cram your way through freeways with insufficient automobile bandwidth.

    Just imagine if everyone who could work at home did work at home. The few who did have to commute would fly along on a nigh-empty freeway.

    And all the fuel saved...and the environmental improvement...and the lessened dependence on foreign petroleum...

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  65. rear lighting, no windows behind monitors by forevermore · · Score: 4, Interesting
    As a coder, I'm in a constant fight against bad lighting. Many people here bash flourescent lights, but in my office at home I put in some full spectrum lights and LOVE the light quality. Another option would be to get the new high frequency lights (unfortunately no full spectrum bulbs for these yet), which do not have the same visible flicker that annoys a lot of people.

    However, number one on my list of light tips is NEVER EVER put a light source in the field of vision behind a computer monitor (eg. don't face your desk and computer out a window). It will force your eyes to continuously adjust between light levels while trying to focus on the light produced from the monitor and that coming from behind it. Always put light sources behind the viewer. Use diffused lights (eg. not a window) when possible to reduce glare, too.

    Plants are also a benefit in increasing the mood of a room. I don't have any at work (yet), but the shelves in my home office are covered in plants, and I can attest that when they're not there (I recently had a mealy bug infestation and had to quarantine them) the room is not as nice of a place to be. And I mean real, living plants, not the plastic kind. If you're worried about maintenance, get succulents like hoyas -- they'll stay happy even if you forget to water them for weeks, and they have really cool flowers.

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    1. Re:rear lighting, no windows behind monitors by ydnar · · Score: 1

      Actually, putting a window behind your monitor has real benefits, like giving your eyes something else to focus on perodically. This reduces eye strain in the long term.

      Obviously if it's blindingly bright outside the window should be partially shaded with blinds or something (plants are good here).

      Any large delta between the brightness of the screen and what's behind it strains your eyes, anyway. A pitch black room lit only by your CRT/LCD is just as bad as your hypothetically bright window.

      The other benefit to an open window behind the screen is it can light up the room, reducing the need for artifical lights without putting undue glare on the monitor.

      That said, any natural light or window viewable from the vantage point of your desk is a Good Thing.

      y

    2. Re:rear lighting, no windows behind monitors by forevermore · · Score: 1
      Actually, putting a window behind your monitor has real benefits

      If there is daylight outside your window, it is considerably brighter than any monitor (even through most blinds). Thus, the large delta that you speak of. I keep my blinds closed during the day, and they're still not enough (window beside me, not behind the monitor). In the evenings, I can happily open them up. That said, if you're lucky enough to have a window in your office (or two huge ones like I do), arrange your desk and monitor such that you minimize the contrast between the monitor, backlight and glare. Your eyes will thank you. (you can also use a light-on-dark theme to reduce eye strain)

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  66. Get plants. by Lispy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Get a decent amount of huge green plants. They are generally very easy to keep alive and make the rrom much more friendly. They do a great job as seperators between desks so that you don't get the feeling to be under observation all day. The green is easy on the eye and people relate to them over time. I know it sounds funny, but it's true! ;-)

  67. A library by Fiz+Ocelot · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Some kind of library with an enforced policy of being quiet. That way if the cube next to you is noisy and you must get something done, you have somewhere to go.

    And then there's the obligatory open bar, couches, etc.

  68. A good espresso machine. by tji · · Score: 1

    Get a good espresso machine, and people will look forward to getting into the office.

    Well, at least it worked that way for a mild coffee addict like me. I also didn't need to leave the office for 40 minutes twice a day to go to the local coffee shop, so productivity was higher.

    1. Re:A good espresso machine. by Unnngh! · · Score: 2, Funny
      No, No, No! If you buy an espresso machine, the employees will be getting up at least twice a day to make espresso and they'll be going to the bathroom every 15 minutes. Total work time approaches zero.

      The only solution is an intravenous caffeine drip system. This keeps them literally chained to their desks. Coffee, sodas, and water should also be prohibited unless the employees have unusually large bladders.

      -The Management

    2. Re:A good espresso machine. by Yer+Mom · · Score: 1

      One word: catheters.

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  69. Hire a design professional by gentlewizard · · Score: 1

    There are many, many considerations beyond those you mentioned. The layout has to conform to fire codes, there should be some flexibility to accomodate changing "missions" of the space, and - woof! - the average person's color choices are seldom optimum.

    This is a pricey investment. It's worth interviewing a few designers who specialize in office environments and choose one you feel comfortable with.

  70. location, location, location by Eponymous+Coward · · Score: 1

    Locate the office someplace interesting. Someplace amenable to discussions while taking a walk. My coworkers and I walk somewhere just about everyday (for lunch, coffee breaks, or just to get some air) and you would be amazed at how much a change in scenery can help you solve problems.

    My office is in downtown Portland, OR and it is by far the best place that I have worked. Excellent book stores, street food vendors, coffee shops, and parks are very close.

    Forget industrial parks and suburban strip malls. How boring.

    The other interesting office I worked in was one that shared many office facilities among different businesses. There was a common secretary at the front door, common lunch areas, and common photocopiers and fax machines. There were many impromptu lunches and birthday gatherings that made the place an interesting place to spend your day.

    If you are thinking about a better office, think socially rather than technologically.

    -ec

    1. Re:location, location, location by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Amen.

      Toronto also has a quite livable downtown.

      I just don't get the willingness of so many people (not just fellow geeks) to self-encapsulate into cars, and to locate their places of business and residence in low-density sprawl wherein one needs to have a car in order to get to places of interest within reasonable times. To-and-from-work automobile commuters spend a fair chunk on their annual income on what is perhaps (USAians can compare with health insurance) the best example in North America of the privatization of a public service. Not very efficient either as cheap oil is starting to run out.

      When I was hunkered down in cubicle farms in the evening (when I could concentrate without distractions) in the middle of suburban no-where and had chosen the (rather limited) public transit option, I hated having to watch the clock and go into last minute rush mode in order to catch a bus that ran only hourly. I really hated the impact of long hours + long commute on my personal life.

      Office space is cheaper on a square foot/year basis in the burbs versus downtown, however I think it's time for people who wish to be able to live and work downtown to be able to do so, especially if they are willing to take an offsetting cut in pay. Besides, being in areas of cities that are zoned as multiple use can really cut context switching time!

      When I'm on a client site I want the things that facilitate my work. I really don't care about foosball tables or nerf-guns, I'm there to do a job. After work (especially if the place is a male ghetto which is only too common), I'd rather stroll to a nearby café and talk with a real woman than be confined to a fantasy world, even one populated by Lara Croft.

  71. Attitude more important than surroundings. by mindstrm · · Score: 1

    - Give me a reasonably quiet place to work, where I don't have to be distracted and/or bothered by anyone on a regular basis.

    - Give me a reasonably comfortable workstation with enough space to do my job comfortably.

    The things that make us not like cube farms or open areas or what have you is when it's very impersonal. You have employees, not drones. Having the workspace fit the job.. period.

  72. Best/worst office environments I ever had by RobinH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The best office environment was a small company where we had around 3 to 4 people per room with a full corner desk each. Also, everyone in the same room was in the same work group, project team. Plus, every room had nice big windows. There was free bottled water and coffee. People brought in plants for their desks.

    The worst office is probably the one I'm in right now at a customer's site. Nobody in the whole company can see a window, except the receptionist by the front door. The colors are so bland I want to scream. The cubes are half height, and I can clearly hear a person's conversation on the other side of the 100 person cube room I'm sitting in right now. There are no plants (since there's no natural light). You need a special pass code to dial out so they can track your usage. Nobody even bothers with pictures of family or personal items.

    That's it... I'm going back to the hotel... I miss my old job!

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    1. Re:Best/worst office environments I ever had by upsidedown_duck · · Score: 1

      The best office environment was a small company where we had around 3 to 4 people per room with a full corner desk each.

      Well, YMMV. I had an office like this during a summer job, and pretty much everything breaks down when someone decides to eat lunch at their desk (crinkle crinkle smack slurp). I guess a rule against eating at one's desk might help, but rules like this tend to lower morale, as well. Group offices work well, if and only if, the people in that office are already conscientious enough to be polite about things like eating.

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  73. Computer Bar by CHaN_316 · · Score: 1

    I visited a design studio once, and they had an interesting setup. They had this bar (as in beer style bar) where they had setup computers on the counter. The rationale was, if you got tired from sitting down all day, you could walk over to the bar, and use a computer while standing up. I thought that was a really good idea.

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  74. Walk the Nike Campus, tour the buildings by crstophr · · Score: 1

    If you are near Portland, OR check it out. Nicest place I've ever worked.

    Highlights:

    7 Acre reflecting lake
    Covered walkways down the rows in the parking lots
    Covered walkways between all buildings
    Bronze satatues of atheletes just scattered around like they're doing thier thing
    Sweet landscaping
    Earth mounds hiding trafffic on surrounding streets and blocking noise
    A feeling of seclusion
    Cubicles who's back wall WAS a floor length window
    Cubicles made of wood and glass in pleaseing colors
    On site: Coffee people, cafe sandwich place
    Normal Cafeteria
    nice resturaunt
    Occasional sightings of Michael Jordan or Tiger Woods
    Black granite bathrooms that made one feel like your were crapping in a freaking palace.
    Lots of well cared for plants inside
    ART, not motivational posters, just decent art on the walls.
    Good desktop systems, nice printers
    The most drop dead hotties I've ever seen sitting in the lobbies to greet you.
    Cheap nike gear at the employee store

    Seriously though. Do as much as you can to make people feel like they're not in a cubicle farm. Don't use those damn beige cubicles at all. Arrange them in interesting ways.
    Go way overboard on plants
    Have a designer come in and paint interesting colors, everywhere.
    Make the carpets plush.

    Good Luck.

  75. One word: coffee. by rocjoe71 · · Score: 1
    Access to fresh, hot coffee is really really important, I start every important task with a fresh mug. We get our coffee machine serviced from outside the company. Allegedly a little more expensive but there's *always* good coffee available and no arguments about who's turn is it really to get coffee... Since its a fresh office why not splurge for a new mug for everybody's desk too-- you can get tons of good stuff at the dollar store these days.

    You can help minimize the claustrophobia by choosing desks that go a little deeper, having space to your left ant right is good, but nothing says "crowded" like having a 19-inch monitor practically in your lap because the destop only goes back 24-30 inches. Of course if better desks are not availbable, consider LCD monitors.

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  76. Building a Better office.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I just build OpenOffice.

  77. Let me breathe real air! by hodet · · Score: 1

    Enough of the air tight, vacuum sealed buildings already. Windows you can crack open would be great. Of course it depends on the air quality where you live I suppose. Also, no beige anywhere. Where I work I can't even see a window and the crapper is right across the isle. Nothing like the smell of someone elses after lunch dump to motivate you.

  78. Building a Better Office by tonyr60 · · Score: 1

    I thought openoffice.org was already doing that.

  79. A nap room by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 1
    On my floor at 6 Infinite Loop, Cupertino, California (the Apple R&D campus), there was a spare office.

    Somebody put a mattress in it.

    After I found out, I would go in there and lock the door sometimes, and nap for a half hour to an hour.

    Considering I had an hour to drive to get home to Santa Cruz, it enabled me to stay at work when I got tired, instead of going home I'd catch a nap and then go back to work.

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  80. well-designed office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IBM and an architectural firm did a lot of research before designing the Santa Theresa lab in the 1970's. The concepts developed were similar to Joel Spolsky's: private offices with doors, areas where people can congregate informally. As I recall, the Santa Theresa offices are 12x12 feet, smaller than Joel's 425 square feet. Maybe a past/present Santa Theresa person can add insight.

    NOREX (www.norexonline.com) used to have a sample document on office amenities.

  81. Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Working at Google isn't too far off. Did I mention that I love my job? :)

  82. Some creative suggestions by Jorkapp · · Score: 1

    To start, have an open-environment in mind. Make it so people can move and work freely, without being bound to one certain spot. Make the environment comfortable, relaxing, and stimulating.

    Therefore, I suggest:
    Mobility:
    * Wireless LAN and mobile systems
    * Cordless phones

    Comfort:
    * Central air conditioning
    * Bean bag chairs, hammocks, or some other comfortable sitting/lying device.
    * A water cooler, along with coke machines, and possibly candy machines.
    * Desks with removable cubicle walls

    Stimulation:
    * Artisticly painted walls
    * Lots of caffeine (prehaps situate the new office near a coffee shop or ThinkGeek distribution center)
    * Windows on the walls. Sunlight = good.

    If all else fails, take a page from Google Jobs. Google has a very nice and relaxed work environment.

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    Frink: Nice try floyd, but you were designed for scrubbing, and scrubbing is what you shall do.
  83. General thoughts... by B5_geek · · Score: 1


    #1) natural lighting (or full spectrum) PLUS high quality polorized screens that go over the monitor's to reduce glare.

    #2) Give each area a different "feel"
    (eg. creative, lots of abstract arts, bright-flashy colours. Eng. Use a lot of DaVinici style 'art'. Include famous buildings and cut-aways. etc...)

    #3) do NOT put up those stupid inspiration posters, unless you swap them around every week.

    #4) Chalk-board in the restrooms. Call it the suggestion box and let them vent!!!

    #5) Whiteboards, as many as you can fit in the "meeting-rooms"

    #6) A relaxed dress-code on 2 days per week. (jeans & tee's if they want)

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    "The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men." ~Plato (427-347 BC)
  84. One word... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hammocks!

    If you're in the market for business hammocks, there's the Hammock Hut. That's on Third. There's Hammocks 'R' Us. That's on Third, too. You got Put Your Butt There. That's on Third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot. Matter of fact they're all in the same complex. It's the Hammock Complex, down on Third.

    -Hank Scorpio

  85. The little things by mphase · · Score: 1

    Sometimes cheap little touches can really make a difference. Think about getting a old style popcorn maker and an expresso machine.

  86. better parking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish we had better parking at my university. It takes so much additional travel time as a result of parking in scary tenement areas and walking several blocks, that whenever I don't have to go into my office, I don't.

  87. atmosphere is everything by ResQuad · · Score: 1

    I work in a small up-and-comming software company. We have only about 10 people in the main office any given day. I love it in the office because its so relaxed. We order pizza, get our assses kick in starcraft by the boss, etc. Otherwise the office is begie, with blue cubes, the complete norm.

    I will say though, office equipment with personality is fun. Like our paper shreader that doesnt seem to stop shreading, it just goes till you turn it off. Lil stuff like that to make for a humerous day.

  88. I'm in it by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 1

    Wearing a nightshirt, cat on my lap, mini fridge 30 degree lower arm radius away, DVD player playing "Firefly". Let the poor bastards telecommute. Both morale and the environment will benefit, everybody;s costs will go down, and a few PHB's can be relegated to the bread line.

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    Faith: n. -- That human impulse that drives them to steal appliances when the power goes out
  89. Re:Windows - need blinds or shades by Wilk4 · · Score: 1

    and windows need mini-blinds or something, particularly to control heat and glare...

  90. Re:Office furniture by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1
    Oh, and there is a bar 5 floors down.

    You guys hiring?

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    Two roads diverged in a wood, and I - I took the one the bus load of girls just went down.
  91. NO Cubes. by sharkb8 · · Score: 1

    My first job in software was for a small software company. It was mostly offices with a few cubes in larger rooms. I remember my first office was just large enough for a desk, bookcase, and chair, but I loved it. It didn;'t have any windows,and I was able to disconnect the ooverhead floursecent light, was there wasn't even a light switch. Later, during the dot-com boom, the company moved to "nicer" facilities. It ended up being a large room with 90 cubicles inside. Less than 6 months later, all of the programmers good enough to be hired somewhere else were gone. (I was out in 3 months). It was noisy, the flourescent lights were terrible for programming, and hard to get any work done.

    My last job had some problems also. I had a nice office with no windos and even a door. THe problem is that it was the offices-in-a-ring- with-cuges in the middle plan. Programmers had offices, and testers and phone support had the cubes. After having that office for several months, I got tired of hearing 45 year old women running tupperware businesses out of their offices, or complaining about how their 5th newborn kid was making their boobs sore from nursing. I ended up going into my office and closing my door all day.

    People claim that communication is key to a productive office. Go all out and buy everyone their own phone. You can even be magnanimous, and let everyone have email!

    It's irriating as hell to be working on a difficult project and some jackass is calling over a cube wall to asking why there are lines under some of the letters on the windows menus. I actually prefer getting up and moving around, and have no problem walking over to someone's office to see if they can answer a question, or shooting an email to them if their door is closed.

    Programmers have to concentrate. Let them. Put the sales jocks at the other end of the building where they can have conference calls with their doors open all day long if they want.

  92. OBVIOUS by randyest · · Score: 1

    If you could create your perfect office how would it work?

    Without me.

    That is, by itself.

    Alone.

    I'll stop by to pick up the bags of cash weekly.

    --
    everything in moderation
  93. Communal space is a must... but so is privacy by ianbnet · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The best-designed offices I've seen have enormous amounts (percentage-wise) of communal space -- nice cafeteria/kitchen areas, with lots of public (i.e. employee-accessible) dishes, supplies, whatnot.

    People work together best when they have a comfortable space to do it.

    I've also seen offices with semi-partitioned work areas surrounding a central communal space; i really like that environment. Of course, plenty of private storage for personal effects, large desk areas and line-of-sight to other employees are all good.

    I like community, so to some this might sound like a cube farm -- but expanded greatly to give employees the space they need to spread out and do their work.

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    --------------------- -me, Crusher of those who are Foolish (don't be foolish)
  94. Thinkgeek's office... by dark-br · · Score: 1

    ...have a look Anything like that would be pretty cool as a work place

  95. Don't skimp on equipment, connectivity or tools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No point paying high-salaried professionals if their computers, or internet connection, or old equipment is limiting them.

  96. Soda fountains by Therlin · · Score: 1

    For a few days I consulted at an office that had soda fountains in a couple rooms. The normal range (like 5 or 6 choices) that you'd find at any fast food restaurant. Pepsi would come every so often to bring the new syrup and other stuff necessary.

    in the long run it's cheaper than free soda cans, no much waste and it's something different.

    Everyone who worked there loved it, and so did I.

  97. Why not create an OA5 organization by MerlynEmrys67 · · Score: 1

    Rather than paying for fancy furniture, perks, and all of that - create an OA5 organization (See The Dilbert Principle) and spend the money somewhere else (like maybe more developers)

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    I have mod points and I am not afraid to use them
  98. Re:Several suggestions... conference rooms with .. by Wilk4 · · Score: 1
    well said... on conference rooms, not only white boards, but networked computers and built-in projectors should be included. We have them in all conf rms now and it's a huge help for every meeting.

    Sure cuts down on the printing costs too when you run the ppt right there or open up files and schedules during meetings to update them live.

  99. LoveSacs make a comfortable office! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In response to the question of creating a more comfortable office I recommend getting LoveSacs for your conference room, waiting room, wherever seats are needed that don't need to align with a desk!
    Go to LoveSac.com (it's not a dirty website) for more information on the product line.
    The Oversized Foam Sacs are like gigantic beanbags that instantly mold to your body and are the most comfortable seat.
    I work for LoveSac and our office is the best! There are 60 employees that love it. Our turnover rate is nearly 0%...I believe it is in due part because of the core value that the company lives by is making lives more comfortable.
    At our corporate office we have individual laptops...we plop into the LoveSac with our laptop and can work for hours. It's an incredible work environment. We have 3 different conference rooms-all LoveSacced out. Every vendor that walks into our office feels the love and doesn't want to leave...that's the only problem...people feel so comfortable, sometimes it's hard to get people to leave.
    Best of luck creating the perfect office. If you have questions or want more info. email me at amber @lovesac.com.
    I guarantee comfort and an office that everyone loves!

  100. Oh, I forgot. by Lispy · · Score: 1

    I think that it's great to work with company. I hate to be alone in an office all day. But let the people make their own decisions with whom they want to spend all day. It doesn't really matter much if to be in the same tea from what I experienced. It's just nice to have someone to ask for a second opinion from time to time. More than 4 people in an office can get noisy when on the phone, though. It's really all about the coworkers. work can be a lot of fun if you work with the right people...

  101. My list includes... by AxsDeny · · Score: 2, Insightful

    - The ability for multiple lighting zones. I prefer to work in the dark with nothing more than the glow of my monitor. My boss likes to have all the lights on and all the shades wide open. Plan for this.

    - A library of good source materials and reference manuals. Having a 3-copy-O'Reilly-library would be much more cost effective than 15 people owning the same book.

    - A place to sleep for an hour. If I had a place to sleep for an hour in the afternoon I would have the motivation to work until 8pm every night. Otherwise, I'm gone at 5 on the dot.

    - A good calendaring system, office directory, and CRM system.

    - Ergonomic keyboards and chairs.

    - A bike rack in view of the front door/receptionist. Monitored areas are less likely to be burglarized.

    - Allow everyone to put their own music on their machine and share it out via the iTunes sharing feature. This is what we use at work. This allows people to keep their own music, but check out the tastes of others without doing anything illegal (at least without intentionally doing so). Music is a key feature of my work.

    - Make sure everyone has comfortable headphones for their music. No speakers.

    - Any 'piped-in' music should be low enough to be background noise. It should never be allowed to be heard on the other end of telephone conversations.

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    zork% mv *.asp /bin/darkroom
    283 files eaten by a grue
  102. not the same thing by mekkab · · Score: 3, Insightful

    service dog != annoying shih tzu

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    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
    1. Re:not the same thing by magefile · · Score: 1

      Companies are required to allow service dogs. It's a reasonable accomodation, as per ADA and sections 504 and 508. US law, at least; I imagine it's similar in most western countries.

      I like dogs. But it'd only work in a really small office; otherwise, some idiot is eventually going to bring in that annoying shih tzu or creepy rotweiler.

  103. Ergonomics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As mentioned elsewhere, Aeron chairs are wonderful - but that's only part of the body-comfort issue.
    The workspace as a whole needs to be ergonomic.
    I swear by a split keyboard - my wrists are happier.
    Adjustable height monitor stand, keyboard tray and footrest. Every person is different, so one desk height doesn't work.

    A few other personal items:
    - Silence. Quiet computers. Closed offices are great, unless they have to be shared. "Personal Space" that is respected. I had a large office, it was noticed and various prototype machines have consumed my free space. Now I have people wandering in to use these machines. Its distracting and invasive.
    - Temperature. You just can focus when the temperature is off. (I tend to doze off or get cranky, depending on my energy levels..)
    - Real light.
    - A thinking-space/activity. When coding on a problem for too long, its great to have something totally distracting in anther space. At the very least, you can wander to just clear your head, or take a true break (pool, video games, etc, work great).
    - Couch. After working really long days or on a really hard problem (especially when eating supper at work), I can really use a 15 minute lie down. Sometimes I like lying down to relax and clear my head, othertimes, it just lets me put all my energy to focusing on a problem.

  104. Green Black and White Paint by doorbender · · Score: 1

    a nice theme for an office ;-)

    --
    "He's a real midnight golfer"
  105. Doing the same thing... by howman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I too am currently designing the 'perfect' office. I was given the task of designing the new design studio for our company. It also had to include a showroom for our products as well as a meeting room for customers and sales.
    I found the most important thing was consideration of the use of space. One can not design an enviornment without getting input directly from the people who will use it.
    What one person likes or finds friendly, another may find annoying or unfriendly. Simple things like are corridors or pathways wide enough for two people to walk side by side or pass eachother without one having to give way to the other. Or, are ammenities that are used on a regular basis easy to reach yet inobtrusive, such as the printer. Will there be regular informal meetings that require a central table or private rooms?
    Aside from all the suggestions of windows and no cubicles, walk through patterns, work flow patterns and usage patterns should be researched first and once those are as correct as they can be, making it bright, or pretty or anything else is easy, at least the space will be useable. Oscar Wilde said "Uglyness is the result of someone trying to make something beautiful, while beauty is acchieved by those who aim at making something useful".
    I fortunately have a background in design and thinking about the little things has become second nature to me through years of experience. My best suggestions would be to hit the printing room and grab a package of A4 paper and print out a floor plan of just walls and things you can not move, then draw in bulk areas of work space slowly refining them over a number of drawings. These don't have to be pretty drawings or even useful to anyone other than yourself. Just try to see what goes where, who does what and how your paths make life easier for the majority.
    If you need to get final approval from someone, please for your own sake, only give them 3 - 5 semi final top view drawings showing no more than boxes for desks and outlines for everything. Then let them choose the one they like the best before going gung ho choosing floor covering and paint colours.
    The worst thing you can do to yourself is give them too much detail and too many choices as they will ineveitably pootch screw the whole thing by taking bits and pieces from each and move them around causing you to think ' if they were going to be this nit picky, why the hell didn't they just do it all themselves?'
    Take your time and back up your stages with written explanations or notes as to why you did something the way you did and how it makes for a good work enviornment.
    Best of luck I have been on this for the better part of a year and we are still about 3 months from choosing a final design. As I work for a Japanese company, once the final design is chosen, I doubt that it will take more than 1 month to complete the build. But there is the nature of Japanese firms, total consensus before any action, then swift action. What a nightmare up to action but damn inside a week everything gets done and it is a sight to behold.
    Hope this helps.

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    flinging poop since 1969
  106. Good layout by 311Stylee · · Score: 1

    is everything. I remember a study that had people doing the same job tasks with a different layout of tools and resources. It turns out the least bored and most productive people didn't have everything at their fingertips, but had to move from "station to station" regularly in order to complete some aspect of their task. Apparently the physical activity and slight "break" from being in one exact spot seems to cut down on non-productive behaviors associated with dealing with boredom.

    I remember reading a similar study that correlated higher productivity and worker happyness with workers being able to take short breaks to play computer games or take quick naps.

    employees are going to waste some time regardless of how you try to prevent it. If you actually cater to the needs of your employees they will be much happier, more loyal and more effective.

  107. Lighting! Yes! Let your employees choose! by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Insightful
    > No fluorescent lights. Try to provide full-spectrum sources where possible, and give people the ability to control how much light they work with. I have a big black insert in my window to keep glare off my screen and usually keep my overhead off too. Programmers and creative types are usually the most sensitive to this.

    What he said. User-controllable lights are a must. Ask people about their light preferences, and group your people accordingly.

    If you work with papers on your desk all day, or a telephone and a Rolodex, you're probably a "light person". If you say things like "I hate a dark office! I can't work in a cave!", you're a light person.

    (Light Person Symptoms: 3.0 GHz PC under the desk with 21" monitor with fingerprints all over the screen, the contrast and brightness both cranked all the way up, but running at 640x480x60Hz, and that's just fine with him because all he uses his computer for is PowerPoint slides)

    If you work with a CRT all day, and use IM and email, you're probably a "dark person". You can't work in a lit room, you need to see your screen. If you say things like "Fuck, I hate the glare! I can't see a goddamn thing in here!", you're a dark person.

    (Dark Person Symptoms: 3.0 GHz PC with the cover off and assorted computer guts splayed all over the desk, and a 21" monitor that gets a daily spritzing of Windex every morning and has the on-screen adjustments have been perfectly tweaked for razor-sharp convergence at 1600x1200, because every fucking pixel counts - not just when using Photoshop or paging through reams of code, but when fragging his cubemates at 5:01 pm!)

    Group the dark people together and the light people together. Don't believe the bullshit from light people about how a "dark office" makes people sick and unproductive. Don't believe the bullshit from dark people about how a "light office" makes it impossible to read the screen. Just acknowledge that these two types of people are different, and provide adequate space for both.

  108. My boss likes Feng Shui by BillsPetMonkey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Every employee takes ownership of a lava lamp and a plant when they start their job.

    Whilst I have to recommend lava lamp especially, it is said that the health of the plant and whether the lava has gone cloudy (if you leave it in the sunlight) affects your promotion chances.

    I'm not kidding.

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    "It's not your information. It's information about you" - John Ford, Vice President, Equifax
    1. Re:My boss likes Feng Shui by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have very little respect for people who use "whilst" when "while" would suffice. I suppose it's acceptable if the speaker is British, but among Americans it's a clear sign of pretentious assery.

    2. Re:My boss likes Feng Shui by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have very little respect for people who use "suffice" when "enough" is easier to understand. I assume you're American, as only an American wouldn't know that "whilst" is the written formal form of "while".

      Assclown.

    3. Re:My boss likes Feng Shui by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Suffice" and "enough"--and additionally, any phrase that can be made with the latter--are not equivalent. They carry subtly different connotations. "Whilst" and "while," on the other hand, are exactly equivalent, your poppycock about "written formal form" notwithstanding, except that one is a symptom of runaway claptrap used almost exclusively by unthinking people who wish, consciously or not, to impress upon others a vague sense of inferiority. That is why I cannot stand it.

  109. Reorganise often by ColourlessGreenIdeas · · Score: 1

    Having a group of people who are working together all sitting together, and able to act like a team (i.e. chat) without annoying everyone else is massively important. Consider easier-to-move furniture so that you can move everyone round between each project so that people are sitting close enough together.
    Apart from that, have enough space, and accept that there isn't a perfect arrangement for all people; some people want loads of desk space while others want a smaller desk in order to have more space for spinning round on the chair, leaning back and so on. Some people will want to hermetically seal themselves in a corner and get stuck into the work while some want to bounce ideas off collegues. Let everyone help decide how their bit is laid out, and don't look for the perfect layout to be imposed on everyone.
    Oh yes. Most offices don't have enough rooms for informal meetings.

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    In soviet russia stale jokes recycle you!
  110. Death of the cubicle by EZmagz · · Score: 2, Insightful
    In my rather limited experience in the real world (I'm only 25), I've come to hate one thing above all other Dilbertesq torture devices: the cubicle.

    Seriously, I hate those fucking things. Drab, immoralizing grey-colored pieces of shit plastic that offer the illusion of privacy. You realize quickly it's an illusion whenever someone walks by and stares over your shoulder at whatever's on your monitor. Or depending on how they're facing, people peek over the sides and gawk while rambling about stuff you really don't give two shits about. And the minute you try to personalize them by bringing some *gasp* COLOR into your miniture world via posters, you get bitched at by management for inappropriate material. Wow, an 8x11 of me snowboarding in CO is inappropriate? Good thing I left my Barely Legal in the car.

    As someone else already posted, L-shaped desks against a wall in an open environment is awesome. Take down the barriers, you MBA fucks! If someone really needs their own space, give them a personal office. And while you're at it, put as many windows in as possible. And hire an interior decorator...just because you furnished your house for under $400 with piss-stained Goodwill furnature, King of Decore you are not.

    Make the place friendly, open (with as much natural light as possible), and comfortable. Granted the dot-com is dead and not everybody gets to play with pinball machines and ride segways around the office...but that doesn't mean your office environment needs to be modeled after Office Space.

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    "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for SEGA. ..."

  111. Green Buildings and Bright Workers by Chalex · · Score: 1

    Read the appropriate section of the book Natural Capitalism by Hunter S. Lovins. Green Buildings and Bright Workers Go for lots of windows (natural light), proper temperature, low noise, and you'll see a good jump in productivity. The rest of the book is a great read, too.

  112. Hell has frozen over by ManoMarks · · Score: 1
    157 comments so far, and no jerk has said something akin to "How stupid are you for not looking on Google first. /. is the last place you want to ask anyone any questions. I hate slashdot, and I'll continue to post that message here over and over."

    What's going on?

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    That's gotta fit into your schema somewhere

    1. Re:Hell has frozen over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because this is a reasonable question that is suited to getting a large number of responses from people in vastly different fields.

      As opposed to, google wants to answer me ask Slashdots.

  113. Re: I agree about the computer access by cbreaker · · Score: 3, Informative

    I agree about the computer thing. I personally hate over zealous admins that lock the hell out of everything. I mean, sure, there's a place for it. But often times it simply pisses people off because they feel as though they aren't trusted and it makes them dislike their work enviornment just a litle less.

    Most people won't fill their machines with bullshit. And the ones that do are pretty easy to detect, and those are the ones you can lock down.

    And I agree with one of the parent posts - you should have a fast internet connection. People love fast internet connections, and it just makes everything move a little bit smoother all around.

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  114. Meeting rooms and priority by mekkab · · Score: 1

    Set policy for availability of meeting rooms. These rooms have client priority; these rooms have code/design inspection priority.

    This is where all the real work gets done in terms of design and getting a whole team on board. White boards. Digital overhead projectors connected to a PC- so you can BRING UP THE CODE you are arguing about (or so you can netmeet and telecon and show power point presentations). My work has these and I love them to death for netmeetings, distance pitches, and code perusal.

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    In the future, I would want to not be isolated from my friends in the Space Station.
  115. Re: I agree about the computer access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Well... If you would quit installing Gator maybe we could loosen up a bit.

  116. So many great responses! by ElForesto · · Score: 1

    There've been a lot of great responses to this so far. I definitely appreciate whiteboards, a large desk with lots of cabinet space (for the zillions of books I keep around as references), and a decent kitchen. I'm also big on whiteboards with a wide array of colored dry erase pens.

    It's also nice to have plenty of spare phone and data ports everywhere, or at least have the spare cable run to support it. It doesn't cost that much in cable to just run them through the walls, and it saves a lot of frustration if you need to add a jack for someone's laptop. The office I'm in didn't run a lot of extra wires, and I had to setup a small switch to use my laptop. :(

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  117. No pits, open workareas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let people have an office or cubes with high walls. Look, if people want to get together, they will. If they want to share, they will. The thing is, in an open area (which is usually the idea of a manager who WON'T have to office there), you can't concentrate. If you don't respond to every talking person, you get a bad rep. You get paranoid, anyone can walk up behind you. It leads to gawkers, who just walk up and watch you work. What the HELL is that? Would you do that to anyone? And you can't stop them.

    If you have closed areas, people will or will not get together and have time to concentrate. Look, the most money grubbing company in the world decided to give their programmers private offices, Microsoft. Do you think they'd do that if it didn't make them money?

    Frankly, I take one look at "open pit" areas and think I wouldn't want to work there. And the best people with an option won't.

    I think they should put managers in pits if it works so well and helps collaboration. Don't managers have to collaborate, "see what works," "share", etc bullshit? It doesn't or they would. It's just cheap and allows the slave owner to walk up and down like he's controlling the slaves.

  118. management flexibility is important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I want to make the place as worker friendly as possible...

    No matter the office design you come up with, the people who work in it still have to spend around a third of their lives there. That's enough hours that you shouldn't expect one design or decor will suit all. Therefore, your management needs to be mentally flexible enough to allow the employees to alter the space to suit themselves, within reason, of course. Just don't let the "within reason" be an arbitrary judgement by some faceless manager that gets delivered to the employees "through channels" or you'll end up with resentment for both the inflexibility and the perceived sham, and not just in the one employee.

  119. Interaction by mobileTen · · Score: 1

    We all know a really good office is hard to design. I have been the CEO of a company three times when we have had to design a new office. Everybody knows the Wind Up problem (A programmer get distracted and it takes him 30 mins to get back into the swing of things.) That is why companies like Microsoft give there programmers separate offices. In addition, one of the important things is interaction. It is too easy for programmers to hide from the rest of the team. Therefore, it is important to make sure that the programmers have to pass through over areas of the office. Companies like BMW and the architect Richard Rogers make sure that there is only one way into the office. Also, put things like kitchens so that people have to walk through over parts of the office to reach them. Sure, it is important to make sure that programmers do not get distracted - but it is also important to make sure that they interact with other people over the "Water Cooler". A software company is not just about programmers. Some people like sales - graphic design work better in there in there own open spaces [just do not put them together]. Senior management should be near the centre of the office - not in a corner office. Therefore, people have to interact with them. Spend money on good design - good lighting - no strips. Save money on having no draws - people do not use them and they double the cost of a desk - use shelves instead.

  120. Knock Down The Cube Walls by andyrut · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I like being in the same room with others on the same project.

    The "everyone in the same room" philosophy works wonders. At our office, it's one big room. Everyone has identical desks and nearly identical computers - the boss sits among us (if you were to walk in, you'd have no idea which was the boss's desk). No cubicle walls. It makes for a very egalitarian work dynamic - without cubicles or offices, everyone's equal. Communication is a snap, we can just talk across the room with each other. If we absolutely have to see what's on each other's screen, simply walk across the room.

    What's best is it basically eliminates the need for company meetings. If everyone works in the same large space, I've found that everyone's on the same page on projects. There's no need to organize everyone into one central place like a boardroom for a meeting, because everyone works in the same shared space to begin with.

    Of course, we're a small company (about ten people), but my boss has always said that if we grew to be 100 people, he'd like to have the office set up the same way.

    I've worked in a cubicle setting, an office setting, and a one-big-open-room setting, and the latter is by far the best at buliding co-worker comraderie.

    1. Re:Knock Down The Cube Walls by eric17 · · Score: 1

      I suspect that one or more of the following applies at this place:

      - everyone there is 20-25 and inexperienced.
      - nothing more complex than HTML and javascript.
      - everyone wears headphones to cut the noise.

    2. Re:Knock Down The Cube Walls by andyrut · · Score: 2, Interesting

      With only ten people, it doesn't get as noisy as you might think. None of the three apply. :)

    3. Re:Knock Down The Cube Walls by eric17 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But does it scale? :) Will it be 10 groups of 10 or 100 people in the same room? Good luck with the noise...

      The OBR arrangement might be good for scrappy development teams where there are lots of interactions between developers. But I doubt if it would scale to larger teams, and probably would only work well in the initial stages of a longer project.

      Perhaps a happy medium for larger projects would be to use OBR for the initial stages of a project, and offices after the team and project have gelled.

    4. Re:Knock Down The Cube Walls by jazman_777 · · Score: 1
      ...everyone's equal...

      We're not really, don't you know? We are not numbers or math variables.

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    5. Re:Knock Down The Cube Walls by ihaddsl · · Score: 1

      I agree, where I work is similar, and it's so much better than the over headheight cubes. When everyone can see each other, they also tend to refrain from behavior such as using the speaker phone to check voice mail which drove me up the wall when I worked in a traditional cubed office. And yes this works even for larger teams.

    6. Re:Knock Down The Cube Walls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knocked out the cube walls in my place.

      We have high-bandwidth developer-to-developer communications now. Generally, phone calls are very rare - everyone is working on the same thing. They're all hardcore C++ developers, ranging in age from 28 to 48. The team leader is right there with them. People don't actually face one another in the office, so there is little distraction unless you're actively trying to distract someone. We don't allow music in the office w/o headphones.

      Where I work, there simply are no offices. If you need private communications, there are a couple conference rooms with doors, or the Starbucks on the 1st floor.

      Yep, I'm anti-cube. There really is no reason for developers to be put into a box or a closet. I can see a telemarketer in a cube before a developer - heck, they're always on the phone, and they have zero need for interaction with peers.

      Of course, every work place is different. In many situations a cube is the right solution. But I fail to see why it's the default choice for development shops (maybe because Steelcase wants it that way?)

  121. For those who take nap after dinner... by mikelang · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...bed or comfortable armchair is a must!

  122. Offices need to be designed by Zilfondel2 · · Score: 1

    There are actually professionals - called architectrs and designers - who specialize in this kind of thing.

    Contrary to popular disbelief, design can make a huge impact on people, psychologically influencing them, and can make you more or less productive; more or less happy, etc.

    I would say that offering enough space for each person to do their work goes a long, long way in improving the productivity of an office. Natural lighting is also a very positive thing, as are interesting colors. Banal, white or beige walls seem very antiseptic to people and do not promote much that is positive.

    So don't block off those windows (don't let the damn bosses hog them), allow the light to spill into a communal area, get rid of the fucking cubicals, but still partition the space to give people privacy, add some plants and paint a few walls with low-key nice colors (not bright red!), and you will be well on your way to making a nice, comfortable office.
    Oh yea, free drinks are always welcome.

  123. Colors by Omega1045 · · Score: 1

    you mention beige - well don't use it! Propably the best place I have ever works allowed use (with some approval) to paint our offices however we wanted to. This makes a suprising difference. Also, I really like group spaces but make sure everyone has their own office. And this may sound simple, but make sure everyone has plenty of fridge space. Let people live in their space.

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  124. Easy... by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 2, Informative

    - private offices for everybody, with a window hopefully overlooking something green (it'd be also nice to have plants in the offices if at all possible)

    - air conditioning individually adjustable in every office

    - good soundproofing between offices so that it's possible to play music (at moderate levels) without disturbing others. Extra soundproofing can be made available off the worker's 'workspace budget' if needed

    - individual customizations for workers' PCs, some people can't work (pain free) without specific keyboards, or prefer specific mice, whatever: a $50 investment for years of productivity is worth it (again, from the 'workspace budget')

    - individual customizations for workers' offices, people come in different heights, shapes and sizes and while chair A might be perfect for a worker, it might be a torture device for others. Aeron for everybody is a waste, plenty of cheaper chairs that work just as well. Same goes for desks, some people like them tall, some people short: ergonomics is the name of the game. (again, from the 'workspace budget')

    - high quality heavy window shades/drapes/... nothing worse than trying to code with massive sun glare on your monitor.

    - incandescent lighting in all offices, makes the environment so much nicer to be in than fluorescent.

    - 'common' room(s) with 3-4 workstations for when people prefer to hash things collaboratively (vnc or something similar to be used to access each worker's individual PC)

    - at least 1 small meeting room (small = 4 seats) for every 8 workers, at least 1 medium (8-12 seats) for every 16 workers or so, and at least 1 large (fits everybody), if you don't plan to have many 'all hands' meetings just make it off the cafeteria/common area as not to waste space

    - completely enclosed and secured network room ('room within the room') there should be no need for anybody to go in there besides your IT staff, but it's nice to have it in a semi-visible place (with transparent windows) as people like to see shiny blinky lights

    - a sizeable cafeteria/common area with some couches, a TV, a foosball or pool table, a kitchen, fridges, microwaves etc. a TV sometimes is free teambuilding (esp. nowadays with the Euro soccer cup going on)

    - a good admin/facilities person who is on the ball and keeps supplies coming in on time and things running smoothly in general.

    these are just off the top of my head: it's amazing that so many bosses don't realize just how much more productive and efficient their workers could be if they just were put in the 'right' surroundings... hats of to MS in this case for their 'one worker - one office' policy (as far as I know).

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  125. My thoughts: by Riturno · · Score: 1

    Kitchen area: Nice to have, especially with sink, stove, microwave, tables and even dishwasher. Segregate the kitchen area. No one likes the smell of microwaved fish. Free coffee / tea is a nice touch along with a water cooler with hot and cold taps.

    Cubes: Cubes are OK, but put in high walls. Few things suck more than 4' walls on cubes so not only can you hear your neighbor, but you can see them picking their teeth after lunch. Offices are great even if you have to share with 1 to 3 people are OK.

    Sunshine: Arrange the office so that the sun shines in even for the most lowly. A view for everyone would be nice, but usually not possible.

    Speaker phones: Nooo! Speaker phones in cube farms are the devil's work.

    Storage space: Have enough storage space in each work space.

    Conference rooms: A few conference rooms for small meetings or as a place to go to sort out a problem away from the farm. Speaker phones in conference rooms are good instead of at desks.

    Supply cabinet: One that actually has supplies is nice.

  126. Cubical Farms by SmoothTom · · Score: 1

    I've worked in "Open Plan" environments where there were no walls or dividers, just a vast sea of desks or work stations.

    I've worked in "Cubical Farms" where each individual prairie dog had his or her own burrow to nest in.

    I've worked in "Office" environments where we all had out own offices with walls, doors, and ceilings.

    I know my preference, an office is my first choice, and a well defined and closed in cubical my second.

    Thing is, not everyone likes that environment.

    Some folks actually like the "sea of desks in a large room" with no divisions at all. It helps them feel connected to their peers and helps them to share.

    Others prefer to never see a peer, to work from home, to not set foot in an office.

    I'm really not at all sure that people who are so psychologically different in their needs for workspace can compromise on just one single plan for "the office experience."

    As an engineer I would often need unbroken stretches of concentration with zero interruptions to plan out a job or to work on some fine detail that just would NOT cooperate. When I was doing tech writing, interruptions were the LAST thing I wanted.

    Being one buoy in a sea of desks wouldn't allow me that.

    Other times I would welcome the break of someone stopping by to chat about their and my latest triumphs and defeats.

    For me having an office, like the one I had at Bell Labs where 95% of the time my door would be open and you were welcome to a cup of coffee and some freiendship, but 5% it would be closed and you were NOT welcome, was the absolute best.

    Second to that was a good, roomy, cubical with high-wall dividers to keep distractions away, and a yellow rope with magnets on the end to string across the opening to indicate "now" was not the time for a chat.

    A lot will depend on the type of job(s) being done in the office, and the personalities of the people doing them.

    I even worked one place that was a low-wall cubical farm where you could see most everyone, but there were some shared offices where you could sign up and shut yourself in when you needed the privacy.

    Good luck on trying to find the one best way, but I don't believe there is one.

    Take care,
    Tom

  127. Furniture/Lighting by molotovcD · · Score: 1

    In the workspace, lighting is often overlooked. Comfortable ambient lighting is one of the best ways to go, and have been impressed with Steelcase's.
    Steelcase.com

    There are also some chairs that provide back support there too. Spending money on these items does increase productivity, and if i remember correctly, there are some good case studies at steelcase.com as well.

    Good Luck.

  128. Perfect would be at home, but... by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    1) Let me decorate
    2) Offices or cubes, just make it ergonomic
    3) Aeron chairs!!!!!! They're worth every penny.
    4) white boards *everywhere*
    5) Geek/creative conference rooms with bean bags, couches, etc. Let the outward facing folks use standard, boring conf. rooms
    6) Use natural lighting where possible, non-flourescent lighting *must* be available.
    7) No, I do *not want to move*.
    8) Lots of power outlets and extra data/voice jacks
    9) Offices and cubes are both cool, what do *your* users prefer? Anything but a big, open area works for me.
    10) Lots of desk space and shelving
    11) BIG monitors and/or dual monitors for desktop systems.
    12) User-friendly voice mail
    13) Windows for as many folks as possible
    14) All rooms must have at least one interior window to let you find people wherever they are.
    15) A real kitchen
    16) Enough, close by parking spaces, bike racks, etc.

  129. Block slashdot by Devil's+BSD · · Score: 1

    Make a transparent proxy server and restrict slashdot.org. Because we all know that Slashdot is a drain on time in the workplace, especially those of you who post during work! That should lead to uh, increased worker comfort and productivity...

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  130. Start with real offices, and a single coffee pot by danlyke · · Score: 1

    Start with real offices. Relative to the costs of the employee, what does real estate cost you? For the most part, programmers need flow, and flow can't happen if there are the sounds of other activities going on around you (from phone calls to loud typing).

    I currently share an office, which beats cubes, but it also means we both have to agree to needing the flow to have our door closed, which means that if one person needs outside suggestions the other person gets less work done that day.

    Run the cables in the walls. Make the place look finished. Computer folks in general have a tendency to drop cables from the ceiling or tape 'em to the floor, and while we think it's no big deal that little bit of clutter does have an effect over time.

    The offices can be small if you have an extra conference room. Because unless you have an extra one will always be booked, and you need a place for people to go for impromptu meetings and brainstorming sessions. So build one more conference room than you think is necessary (and certainly one more than your architect/interior designer thinks is necessary).

    Lots of big white boards, and a shelf to hold markers and erasers (you'd be amazed at how many times the eraser is perched on a narrow shelf and falls off regularly). Use a digital camera to take pictures of the whiteboard.

    Don't overlight the offices, and don't underlight the common areas. In one building I worked in, someone complained (while it was being built) that the offices weren't going to be bright enough. So the builder halved the number of lights in the halls and doubled the ones in the offices. Made the halls feel like a dark alley, and nobody ever turned on all of the lights in their office.

    Don't put a coffee pot on every corner. The act of getting coffee isn't just about drugs, it's about the social interaction that happens when people from different groups meet over the coffee pot. So do one, and make it centralized. And as everyone else says: Make sure the coffee is good, strongly consider a commercial service.

    Make sure that the cooling system allows you to close the door on the machine room. The office should look finished, and open machine room doors make it feel more like a garage workshop than a comfortable place to get work done and not be distracted by loose wires and tasks to do.

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  132. Well, in my experience by Darth_brooks · · Score: 1

    Ya know, it might just be some personal expereicen talking here but ummm......

    A BEING ABLE TO LOOK OUT A FUCKING WINDOW ONCE IN A WHILE JUST MIGHT MAKE ME A LITTLE LESS VOILENT GOD FUCKING DAMNIT!

    Just a little sunshine, that's all I ask. and not the liquid kind the white coats keep bringing me.

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  133. worker friendly - long hours by h4x0r-3l337 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    worker friendly - long hours. Surely you must see the inherent contradiction?

  134. Nature Posters by arlandbayes · · Score: 1

    I would put on the walls some posters or enlarged photographs of beautiful natural scenes such as lakes, mountains, rivers, trees and so forth. These have the benefit of tricking the subconscious into believing it is in a wilderness environment instead of an office, thus creating a more calming and relaxed atmosphere.

  135. HOW DOES THIS BASH MICRO$LOTH OR WORSHIP APPLE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in other words, WHO CARES?

  136. Choice of OS by Johnny+Mnemonic · · Score: 1


    Let the folks chose the OS that they want to run. I would guess that a few of the designers want to use Macs; the developers Unix-Linux; and the business folks Windows. You wouldn't make a carpenter use a screwdriver all day--these are the tools that these folks know, and know how to use, and have to sit in front of all day.

    It doesn't have to be an administration nightmare--there are support guys that know two, or even all three. So you can catch the top two with a good admin, and maybe contract out the third.

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  137. Couches or bean bags... by Chazman · · Score: 1

    ...in a dark, quiet place. If you want people to stay all kinds of crazy hours, give them a nice place to take a nap. And LET them. The mind needs to recharge. Five hours of work followed by a half an hour nap followed by another five hours of work is usually much more productive than twelve straight hours of work.

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  138. Bathrooms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    (posted as AC to avoid public humiliation)

    I don't know if it's just me or what, but the bathrooms can make or break a place. Sometime mid-afternoon, after lunch has had some time to settle in, I usually feel the need to use the restroom. If the office I'm working in has good bathrooms, I'll just go on in and do my business, leaving me comfortable and productive for the rest of the day.

    The office I work at now has one of those tiny cramped bathrooms with absolutely no sound-proofing. The only thing separating my bare ass from the female coworker next door is about two pieces of drywall. You can literally hear a pin drop in this place, so I have never had the courage to risk some embarrassing bathroom noises. That results in me holding it in until I leave, which is usually earlier than I have left other offices. Plus, I'm super un-productive for the last hour or so as I have to direct 100% of my energies toward clinching my ass cheeks.

    1. Re:Bathrooms by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Another AC for obvious reasons)

      Also, good ventilation and / or multiple bathrooms is a must.
      Sometimes my need to go outweighs the need to not embarrass myself with noises. Unfortunately someone else may have launched a pre-emptive strike of their own with an early lunch at Taco Bell.
      If it stinks really bad in there, I'll just clench up the cheeks that much harder until its time to go home.

  139. Get good toilet paper. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Every time at work that I end up having to use the restroom, I end up walking out feeling really pissed off with the company (no pun intended). Spend the extra quarter! Its your ass too anyway!

  140. Design Should Follow Function by LazloToth · · Score: 1


    You know, how you design office space should be dictated by the kind of work you do in the space. For instance, people who have to meet with people and discuss sensitive issues either need a real office with a real door, or they need a place where they can go for that kind of privacy. What I've seen is that, if people need privacy, they need an office. On the other hand, if much of the work you do is "collaborative," then nice-quality cubes that allow for some "prairie dogging" and hollering are not inappropriate. When I worked as a news reporter twenty years ago, we had nice, insulated, fabric-covered cubes with mixed fluorescent/incandescent lighting, adequate space, plenty of drawers, etc., and, even though I could hear everything going on in the newsroom, I was able to concentrate on what I was doing. So, the main thing I would say is: give people enough space that they don't hit their elbows when they spin around in their chairs, and give them a light source that they control. Make surfaces soft to absorb harsh sounds, and carpet the floor. Give people a break room with a fridge, a good coffee maker, a stovetop and TWO microwave ovens. And, of course, there must be at least two network ports per cube/office, and lots of electrical outlets. Colors are a personal thing, but medium blue and grey seem to wear well over the long haul for many people.

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  141. The important things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Ergonomics (good chairs and adjustable desk surfaces that accomodate a mouse, some adjustable non-flourescent lighting)
    2. Quiet (those that don't want quiet can use headphones, additional soundproofing helps too)
    3. Some way to occasionally see the daylight
    4. Adequate meeting space
    5. Technical library
    6. Dual monitors for productivity

  142. SEXBOTS! by displaced80 · · Score: 1

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  143. I've done this before. by jgerry · · Score: 4, Informative
    I designed and implemented an entire office for 70+ people during the dot-com days. I did it on a reasonable budget and it made employees and management happy. Quick bullet points:

    • No flourescent lights. Halogens are great. Hang them from the ceiling and put a dimmer on each one. Different employees like different amounts of light -- give them a choice or expect to see developers climbing on furniture to remove unwanted flourescent tubes
    • 4 network drops per employee. Use them for phones too, reconfigure as necessary in the wiring closet. Cheaping out here will make your life a pain in the ass later. Plus the ugliness of seeing hubs and switches on everyone's desk. It costs marginally more up front -- pay for it!
    • Furniture. Pick 2 or 3 good task chairs, have furniture people bring in samples, and let each employee choose which he/she prefers. They'll feel involoved in the process and also won't try to steal each other's chairs. Don't buy cheap $100 chairs either -- your valued employees cost you a ton of money, spend $300-$400 on something they sit in all day, every day. If you're buying cubicle systems, make sure they're modular and reconfigurable. Many aren't. This will allow you to totally reconfigure your space by buying extra pieces instead of all new cubicle systems.
    • No draconian network spying policies. Tell employees they are expected to work and not play. Let them be in charge of themselves. Also tell them that although they won't be spied upon in general, any suspected or unusual activity may get them canned. This is usually enough to stop most of that activity. Sure you have to block certain things (P2P) but genrerally leave employees to themselves.
    • Free sodas / water / coffee / snacks. Keeps employees from spending time running around buying food and drinks. We spend upwards of $1000/month buying these things for 70 employees, but it kept them productive and happy. It also keeps them from taking 30 minute breaks to walk to Starbucks. Money well spent.
    • Let employees expense a reasonable amount of money on books and training. We had a $500 up-front expense level for new technical employees + $100/month for books, etc. Let them keep these things if they leave. Think of it as just a (small) cost of doing business.
    • Provide good common areas and conference rooms. Cover every available wall with whiteboard material. Don't spend tons of money on videoconferencing and plasmas TVs unless you absolutely need to. DO spend good money on real conference speakerphone systems.

      That's about all I can think of off the top of my head. My current place of work provides none of those things and I really hate them for that.
    1. Re:I've done this before. by danharan · · Score: 1

      All excellent suggestions. The only thing I would add is good screens. LCDs rather than CRT; as big and as high a resolution as you can afford.

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  144. I almost forgot the games... by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    Games! Video games are cool, but to me ping pong and/or pool are more important. But some sort of games where you are moving around, or at least not sitting at your desk, help a great deal with fatigue, both physical and mental.

  145. Have your employees driven by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Company cars ready to chauffeur employees from work and home - imagine their relaxation at being driven to work in the morning in a nice smoked glass car with soft music and maybe some internet access for the morning slashdot read, then when they get to work they might actually do work instead of reading slashdot (psychologically they will have left slashdot behind in the car) then driven home away from crowded buses or trains and without having to deal with traffic. It might not be that expensive - especially if you car pool and shift the start times around.

    Wakes up... :\

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  146. Beyond coding by flinxmeister · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Remember that in many (if not most) companies, implementation, QA, admin, security etc. is just as much of a creative function as coding. Keep those people stimulated and comfortable too.

    I've seen alot of good software severely marginalized when the coder was seen as the sole creator.

    1. Re:Beyond coding by FosterKanig · · Score: 5, Funny

      Keep those people stimulated

      That is the best solution.

  147. Lights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are in the southern States, you will have to go with florescent lighting if you want a reasonable electric bill. Choose T8 bulbs at color temperature of 6500K. Most of the people bitching about florescent bulbs are exposed to T12 bulbs with funky phosphors. T8 operate at several kilohertz versus 60Hz of T12 and output more light per watt. The 6500K bulbs give a very good approximation of northern light, typically better than you can achieve with most incandescent lights. Check with the local utility on rebates. Our campus in Austin was refitted with T8 bulbs for an after rebate cost of $5 per fixture. Price included 2 bulbs, electronic ballast, mirror reflector. Reminder: southern States run A/C at least 9 months/year.

  148. best offices by patbob · · Score: 1
    The best offices I've had have been the kind with a door. I've always had to share the space with an office mate, but that was hardly a problem. The advantages were that the office was never louder than a cube farm, most of the time quieter, and if someone needed to concentrate, could be a lot quieter.

    The only problem I've had with that setup was in an office where corporate communication was primarily by scuttlebutt. If your office works that way, you positively need to take the productivity hit that a cube farm has to provide a better communication channel.. maybe give every employee a set of noise-deadening earmuffs or something to try to get back some of the productivity loss.

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  149. Re: I agree about the computer access by ifdef · · Score: 5, Insightful

    In a small company, it's reasonable to say "either trust me, or get rid of me". I used to work in a 5-developers-and-a-secretary company that was like that, and nobody abused the trust.

    In a larger company (the one I'm in now has about 2000 employees), you have to assume that there WILL be employees who will be stupid, who will be malicious, etc., etc., so you probably NEED to have some central control.

    And that is one of the reasons why I GREATLY prefer working for small companies.

  150. SMOKE SHACK PLEASE by Texas+Consultant · · Score: 0

    So those who do, can, and those who smoke something funny can be out of sight and red-eyed all afternoon...

  151. Chairs and office mates by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Number one, splurge on Aeron chairs. I used one at a consulting job I was at last year. Dear GOD I want one. They only hurt if you're wearing shorts and have hairy legs. Since I wear slacks even as casualwear, that's not a problem for me, and it shouldn't be for the bluejeans set, either. Being able to position myself perfectly to the computer, have my back in just the right place, not have it squeaking under me like the POS I'm sitting in right now, I was easily twice as productive just from the chair, because I could stay comfortable and focused for longer.

    Second, don't lock people in their own offices, and don't put them out in one big pile of desks or cubicles. Most development is done by multiple people anyway, so put two people per (spatious) office, specifically two people who are working on the same or related projects. It's nice to be able to ask the guy a question about what he's doing by turning around rather than walking down the hall. It's also nice to be able to take an impromptu break and chat with him about whatever is on my mind for ten minutes, then get back to work. If you're going to be doing any team-development (eg, eXtreme Programming) anyway, this will make things logistically so much easier, while still balancing socialization potential and get-the-hell-away-from-me-while-I'm-working behavior.

    I'd also suggest some decorations. I used to spend a fair amount of time just looking at the map of the city that was posted over the water cooler, just for the hell of it. The ability to zone out at a painting, tapestry, poster, or something that requires brainpower to process (complex patterns) is very good exercise for the brain, just as it is for a baby's brain. Maybe some of those computer-generated 3D poster things? :-)

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  152. People who hate dogs by Zilfondel2 · · Score: 0, Troll

    scare me. Really makes you wonder when they'll just go crazy and start killing other people/animals.

    hate is the result of fear.

  153. My ideal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A workplace with a management staff that understands the importance of life outside of work that sets realistic deadlines allowing for projects to be done while working 40 hour weeks with sufficient staff.

    That would be the best workplace.

    What? me bitter? no, never.

  154. ever changing office by dgagley · · Score: 1

    In my office the ceilings are 16ft. tall. The owners offices and confrence area walls do not touch the ceiling and are angled. we have colors of red, green, blue and brown on these walls. Our cubicles are made from large wooden shipping creates placed in somewhat of a random fashon. There are tv's (with out outer casings) hanging over the reception area, yes they do work. this is in an advertising office. So anything is possible.

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  155. Essentials by color+of+static · · Score: 1

    1)Real walls
    2)Real door
    3)Window/natural light
    4)Controlable lighting
    5)Do not Disturb button on the phone
    6)Place for people to eat lunch together

  156. Freedom by Etherael · · Score: 1

    I'm an independant contractor the vast majority of the time so I use my own facilities, this consists of a setup at home with a DSL line and an 802.11g spread out over the property (it's a relatively isolated place and my server room is at the top of a hill so the RF reaches all the way to the edges of the property which is about 5 acres).

    I like to work from home, I have nix servers and development boxes hooked up to that DSL line and sometimes I will go outside in the field and just lie down and work through my laptop, or any of the other rooms in the house as well, loungeroom with the tv going in the background, kitchen, whatever, I never find myself it seems without a PDA or laptop, and I just wander at will over the property and do my stuff as it's required, I have pet cats and there are horses in adjacent fields, they serve as a pleasant diversion and I enjoy their presence.

    Further to that I also have an open slather iburst (1mbps, but the coverage doesn't extend very far past bout 40km out of central sydney)connection and GPRS, if I want to go somewhere, do something, at any time, it makes a huge difference to just be able to *do* it rather than thinking "oh, I have to be here at time x in order to get this code done or log into this system or wait for a phone call or email or whatever"

    The times when I'm actually required to be onsite and make use of client facilities, a beige box and a flat piece of desk + monitor, it's really quite amazing the amount of difference I feel, I'd like to think I could shrug off that mental encumberance, and I probably can, but with the freedom to move as you wish, it is certainly a superior and helpful option to have at your disposal.

  157. Cubicles aren't bad, and desk switches can be... by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    Lots of people hate cubicles for some reason.

    I like them.

    I like having my own little area. I like being able to put up things on the walls and set up my own personal space. I like the privacy, even if it is less then a "real" office.

    I worked in an office that was a sea of cubicles as far as the eyes could see. But it wasn't bad. It was devided up into "pods" with three or four desks in each square. You still had communication with people around you, and worked closer with the people in your pod, and still had a level of privacy.

    I mean, it's not like I wanted to surf porn sites. But it's no fun having people watching what you're doing all day either.

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  158. Re:Lighting! Yes! Let your employees choose! by Alan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    +1!

    We just moved offices into something a bit nicer, and since it's only the three from the dev team in here we can have the lights off and the only light either sneaks in from the door that connects us to the rest of the building, or the nice big window that lets some of that "natural light" stuff in.

    Of course, if you have a dark office you have to deal with the crap of people constantly wandering into the office with witty comments like...

    "wow, dark in here"
    "you guys like the dark or something"
    "this must be where the mushrooms live"
    "wow, it's dark in here"
    et infinitum

    I really want a 1,000,000 candle spotlight to point at the door in cases like this. It's fine for the first few times, but after the 50th person who wanders in with a "dark in here isn't it" comment, you really want to kill someone.

  159. Initial conditions by mostly+water · · Score: 1

    comfortable enough that long hours don't seem like banishment to a beige hell

    Make it as comfortable as you want, but the best thing you can do is minimize the long hours. You're attempting to treat the symptoms without addressing the disease.

  160. Corporate responsibility by Xybot · · Score: 1

    I've worked in a number of different IT environments and am highly impressed by the company I am presently working for, mainly because of the owner/managements committment to charity work.
    The office has several display areas with updates on a number of child sponsorship projects, similarly a number of local charities are well supported.
    I feel much happier about working extra hours etc when I can see that there is a high level of social responsibility being displayed by the management.

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  161. My Office by jsupersample · · Score: 0

    I share an office with 6 others and I am the only programmer. Everyone else does technical writing and training. Our setup works very well: everyone's desk is in an open room. We can easily bounce ideas off of each other and have general stress relieving chats. If you want privacy you just plug in the headphones and no one bothers you.

    We also have free domain over our computers. We have a "you break it, you fix it" policy that seems to work well.

  162. Two Flat Panel Monitors! by LS · · Score: 1

    I don't know how I lived without these. I have two 19" inch flat panels. My laptop's digital-out is connected to the one on the right. The laptop's analog-out goes to a switchbox which goes to the one on the left, along with my desktop systems. I have a dedicated keyboard and mouse for my laptop, and another keyboard and mouse for the switchbox. Most of the time I'm switched to the laptop, so I have dual screen action, with my local apps on the right screen, and VNC or Terminal Services or X or whatever on the left, so I can basically use two PCs at once. But if I need to switch to another PC for whatever reason, then I can still use my laptop because the second keyboard and mouse is available.

    If you are using windows, an awesome piece of software is UltraMon, which will add a second app bar on the other monitor, and stretch wallpaper, and add buttons to every window to switch displays, etc. doing everything that Microsoft should have taken care of.

    This is by far the most important part of my setup, since I'm staring at the frickin thing all day.

    LS

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  163. Plants.. by KiDas · · Score: 1

    Put lots of plants there. Plants are great! They look good and they recycle the CO2 into oxygen for us. It's important to have beautiful things around and it's even more important to have nice, good quality air to breath.

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  164. Natural light by robaustin · · Score: 1

    Use glass walls to let natural light flow throughout the office. I worked for a radio production company. Working in an audio studio was way fun. It was also in the center of the building to minimize noise from outside the building. In addition to soundproofing, the studios were built with one window each. Both studios faced the conference room - which had a large frosted glass window that looked out on the hallway. The conference room had on its outside wall large bay windows that let it tons of light. The frosted glass windows let light flow through into our otherwise dungeonlike studios, making us feel ever so much better. The office also used little flourescent lighting. Incandescent light is more direct, and is also more natural as well. --*Rob

  165. foosball forever by modoquasi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    nothing like slammin' a push shot to make your day a little brighter.

  166. Lighting by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    My preference is for my monitor to be side on to the window. No glare from behind, no bright lights in front. And to be on a different set of lights from the troglodytes, I mean artists. Ever wonder why PC games use colours (1,2,1) and (2,3,2) (out of 255) as contrasting textures? It's cos artists (and many coders) live in utter darkness. So let people have different lighting, otherwise they will be irritable and less productive.

    1. Re:Lighting by Random832 · · Score: 1

      Ever wonder why PC games use colours (1,2,1) and (2,3,2) (out of 255) as contrasting textures? It's cos artists (and many coders) live in utter darkness.

      Don't gamers also?

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  167. 3G card + Laptop + Hyde Park by mlk · · Score: 1

    3G card + Laptop + Hyde Park

    My "office" of choice. Durng summer anyhoo.

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  168. Symantec in Springfield by Arimatheus · · Score: 1

    I work at Symantec Corp. in Springfield Oregon. We just recently built this site about a year ago and I think it is very nice. First off, the building has a long hallway down the center that has treest every 12 feet or so, not real big ones, just like the little ones you see in the mall and whatnot. The building itself is actually two buildings exactly alike just kinda smashed together with the aforementioned hallway in the middle. Above this hallway lies a large open space separating the two "halves" of the building above. Interrupting this space are bridges across the gap and at the top is a building-length skylight. VERY good feng sui. Obviously it being symantec, the colors are black and yellow. The floor is carpeted with tiles so if anything gets spilled or a section is damaged, you can remove individual tiles. The tiles have a patter of what look like rows running through them with the rows alternating in direction checkerboard-style. There are also a lot of windows, which is nice because even though you're stuck in a cube, you still see daylight and it feels like you're not enclosed. HOWEVER, after only a year, my acute allergic nose is hinting to me that we are in the process of acquiring sick-building syndrome, so make sure the windows can open, at least on a second story, to help alleviate any problems like that you may find. Also, we have a lot of "whacky" furniture all over the place. Nobody ever really uses it, but it definitely livens up the place and makes it at least appear more "comfortable". So I'd say, go with a lot of art nuveau, a simple floor plan and let a lot of light into the building. Additional architecture (such as our pathways across the middle hallway) really make the place feel "cooler" and more interesting. Another thing you might want to think about is the naming of conference rooms and such. On our first floor, they're all named after rivers and on the bottom floor they're all named after mountains. Nobody else has noticed this I think, but after careful observation of the floorplan I have decided our genius architect named the rooms on one side of the central corridor the names of the rivers in the order that the roman empire conquered them, and the other side's rooms based on the rivers with the largest volume of water in the world. On the top one side is mountain RANGES, ordered from longest to shortest and the other side is MOUNTAINS ordered from tallest to shortest. Things like that are very interesting, in my opinion, because they give you something to think about and make you say "huh...interesting" Anyway, just my thoughts.

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  169. Thank god... by alokeb · · Score: 0

    I thought this thread was about building yet another "better" office suite...

  170. Plants by Fryth · · Score: 1

    Plants. Not only do they look nice and improve the air quality, they make you smarter!

  171. Aeron chairs... by Edward+Teach · · Score: 1

    yeah, here is some info on those... Aeron Chairs Suck

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    1. Re:Aeron chairs... by Tokerat · · Score: 1


      Wow, who made that stupid crap? Parroty Software?

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    2. Re:Aeron chairs... by bprager · · Score: 1

      I had to try a lot ... maybe it IS a personal opinion. But nothing EVER beat overhours and nights I had to spend in front of a computer on an Aeron chair. It made is soo much less painful.

  172. Re:Cubicles aren't bad, and desk switches can be.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    mean, it's not like I wanted to surf porn sites.

    But your dog made you do it right?

    We get that all the time...
  173. Built offices before by CallNElvis · · Score: 1

    I got sucked into building new offices for my company a couple of years ago - what a pain in the ass. Everybody wants something different. Here are some of the things that turned out right. (It's shorter than the converse).

    1. Sound insulation in the walls
    2. Carpet on the floors -no wood concrete or tile.
    3. Solid core rather than hollow core doors
    4. Electrical outlets 6 inches above desk height.
    5. No more than two people per office.
    6. More ethernet jacks than people, same with phone.

    Just remember everyone is going to be pissed off about something - as long as you are the least pissed off - you win.

  174. I'm pretty simple I guess by kendoka · · Score: 1

    I share an office that's adequate for two people and I have a window and that really works wonders. You're not alone, but you're largely shielded from the rest of organization. People come in and out but nobody can stare into your office just by standing up. A window reminds you there's a real world out there... (no, webcams don't count. =))

  175. If you do have a budget... by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I suggest the first place to cut would be the bikinis for the massage girls.

  176. Enviro-friendly design and ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Top notch chairs. Nothing hurts more than sitting in a crappy chair that looks good but doesn't support you worth a damn.

    2. Ergo keyboards. I can't believe people still prefer the old style.

    3. Excellent flooring or carpet. If you walk a lot, and I do, the level of underlay on the carpet can make a difference between agony and a great day at work.

    4. Plants. Real ones.

    5. Natural light, i.e. glass walled offices and lots of windows.

    6. Noise reduction on the ceiling to keep down the office chatter. Better yet, my own office.

    7. LCD monitors to cut down on eye strain.

    8. Showers for when I ride to work.

    9. Music.

    10. A manservant to fetch my slippers, prepare my brandy snifter, count my money in one of those funky counting machines and to arrange for my trips to the Caymans to meet my investment advisor.

    1. Re:Enviro-friendly design and ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >2. Ergo keyboards. ...

      Wouldn't work for me. I have short pinkies and
      often touch-type with the `wrong' fingers and with
      my hands in the `wrong' place, moving all the
      time. Splitting the keyboard, humping it, or
      other perversions will only hurt my hands.

      Best advice: Keyboards and mice are cheap enough
      that the employee should be able to pick the one
      he'll use. (I have started seeing keys stick
      on Dell cheapos in a couple of months.) Of
      course, an Admin can go bonkers trying to use a
      Dvorak keyboard ...

  177. No partitions by X-Nc · · Score: 1
    Don't put up partitions. They bring more problems than productivity. Every place I've worked that had partitions had the same problems; people talking very loud on the phone because they feel like they are isolated or in their own room because of the "walls", people playing music loud for the same reason, it hinders any ability to foster cross pollination and the ability to form cohesive working teams and it just makes things less easy to organize.

    The best environments I've ever worked in were when everyone in the same branch/group/team were in one room with no dividers.

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  178. 3 words ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Big
    Lucious
    Hooters...

  179. Hotel by bolix · · Score: 1

    Think lots of power, lan (VOIP/Data), whiteboards, deskspace and footroom everywhere.

    Give everyone a trolley/shopping cart.

    Rotate, Rinse, Repeat.

  180. Some considerations by possible · · Score: 1

    Designation: Commercial office buildings in the U.S. are often designated as "Class A", "Class B", or "Class C". Generally, if you can afford not to, you don't want to rent class C space. B is cheaper than A, but the differences between A and B can be subtle and the only way to tell what's right for you is to visit the space and ask lots of questions.

    HVAC: Make sure you have adequate localized control over the heating/cooling environment. Many leased office spaces have too few thermostat circuits per floor (sometimes only one), which means that everyone either freezes or roasts. Remember that computers and people generate a lot of heat. This is something you want to discuss in detail with the building manager. Many buildings turn off the air conditioning system on nights and weekends to save money, but it can make the building uninhabitable if you have lots of heat sources.

    Security: How secure is the building? How secure is your suite/floor within the building? Do you want security guards at the front desk 24/7? How about keys/access codes, etc. Make sure your suites lock separately. Ask if the cleaning crew and the delivery people have access to your suite. If there is a common mailbox area for all tenants, request to see it and make sure it's secure. Ask if any mailboxes or suites have been broken into within the last 6 months. Make sure your employees can have convenient after hours access without sacrificing security.

    Parking is important.

    Mass transit: Is the building close to mass transportation (bus or subway or commuter rail lines)? This is important to some companies.

    Power: Ask about the power capacity of the office space. Realtors often tell you they don't know the answers ("All that amperage and voltage stuff is gibberish to me, I'm just a realtor."). If the realtor doesn't know, have them put you in touch with the plant maintenance folks. You really do want adequate power for your suite and specifically you want to look at the power circuit layout, so you know whether you can put a sufficient number of computers in without constantly tripping circuit breakers.

    Physical network infrastructure: Most modern office spaces are pre-wired for at least 100mbit Ethernet. But you want to make sure you can wire each department into their own subnet, etc. Make sure you ask for detailed information on the physical network infrastructure (how easy will it be for you guys to set up your T1, do they use Cat5 cable or something better (or worse)).

    Telephone infrastructure, unless you are using VoIP./

    Furniture: Aeron chairs look cool but they are way overrated in terms of comfort. Look at Steelcase instead (they are not cheap). People tend to be very picky -- it's best if you can offer a choice of 3 different chairs to everyone.

    Server room: Make sure you have an adequately sized, separately cooled, securable server room.

  181. No cubicles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. I used to wonder whether it's just me that flat-out refuses to work in cubicles. It turns out, after discussing the subject with people for several years, that it seems that it's just me who will actually walk away from a job if management tries to force me to use a cubicle. But without exception, I found no one who believes that working in a cubicle doesn't decrease their productivity. It's just that most people need the job more than they are willing to give up the paycheck.

    2. If you absolutely must force people to share offices, don't force people to share with members of the opposite sex. In fact, don't even allow it.

    3. Don't be a cheapskate. Provide free sodas. Provide meals for those who work late.

    4. Let people do their own thing unless it clearly violates someone else's rights.

    5. Don't impose software on people; let them choose their own except in cases where things absolutely have to be done a certain way.

    6. Always remember: people are your most valuable resource. It sounds corny, but it's true -- and one disgruntled ex-employee can do you damage from which you might never recover.

  182. Office design by Macgrrl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are a few factors I would look for if I was designing an office layout from scratch.:

    • Break-out space for informal meetings, sometimes you need to be able to thrash out a workflow or concept with other people, you don't want to be distracting to others, but formal meeting rooms can sometime supress creative discussion. You need a white board, a few comfy chairs and possibly a small table or two. Mostly you need space around the white board for multiple people to move around.
    • Acoustic privacy personal offices for everyone is impractical and not cost effective these days, but people need mental space to order their thoughts and allow them to concentrate on what they are doing. Cube farms with acoustic panelling can help this by reducing how much sound will travel across a room. Office with lots of hard surfaces are much noisier than ones with lots of 'dead' surfaces.
    • Diffuse Daylight being stuck in an office all day, especially in winter, can be very demoralising to never see daylight. Having some form of visible daylight is good for everyone's morale - however, you want to avoid glare - especially around computer monitors.
    • Good positioning of shared office amenties filing cabinets, printers, copiers, water coolers, stationary cabinets, etc... are a fact of life in an office environment, but they always seem to be crammed into inconveient and sometimes dangerous locations simply becuase no one thought about where they would go and how much space the required when they did the original layout. Do they impede access to fire escapes, do they require power, are they noisy, do they give off fumes?
    • Circulation through the space what's the shortest path to the break room and the coffee machine? Does it mean that one particular workstation is going to have a constant stream of people going past it all day? Again acousitc panelling is your friend. Cubes don't have to be to the ceiling - though as a minimum shoulder high is good.
    • Personalisation what capacity is there for occupants to personalise their space without causing damage to company assets? If all they have is dry wall, they are going to pins into it, or tape things to it which will wreck the paint surface. Make pin boards available, or some alternative.
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  183. Get great headphones for everyone by tentimestwenty · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you have to have cubes, or even if you don't, buy everyone a set of Beyerdynamic DT 531 headphones. These are not only some of the best headphones you can buy (around $150) but they are completely open so that you can hear what's going on around you while listening to music. As such, you don't have the desire to listen overly loud and you don't get that "in your head" feeling that most headphones give you. For working it's perfect.

    Music is a big way to personalize your work environment and I guarantee you that everyone who works for you will be shocked at how great the experience of using these 'phones is. It's at least as good as the first time you work for someone who gives you Aeron chairs.

  184. Better yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A fully-stocked bar, live music, and a nice selection of hookers. God I love my job.

  185. Free Drinks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My company provides free soft drinks/juice/coffee... It doesn't cost very much, and it's amazing what it does for the workers!

    Michael.

  186. Environmental options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Natural light and the ability to see outside are a big help. I used to do IT support in a cubicle type situation where I wouldn't see real light or even know what the weather was for 10 hours. Sometimes I even missed daylight totally as Id start before dawn and leave at night !

    Setting the fresh-air component of the Airconditioning to something more than 50% would be nice too. I don't like everyones disease being recycled, even if it is environmentally friendly !

  187. Re: I agree about the computer access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm not even sure fulltime network admins are even needed. I've worked in several jobs where the admins would be sitting around, playing Thief 3.

    Personally, I don't care if resources, including my machine are locked down or not. (I've worked in several environments of each) If I cannot work, however, the clock is ticking with a lack of productivity. I make it known, then sit back & wait. It's no different than paperwork in a large environment. When time spent filling out paperwork becomes an entry on a timesheet, something is wrong.

    As far as Aeron chairs go, they are very customizable because of all of the various controls. There is a BIG drawback. For those not familiar with the Aeron, although most people reference it, there may be some who don't know about them. It's like sitting on a big piece of soft, pliable, plastic mesh. What happens to the sound of a car when you take the muffler off? Exactly. You either learn to hold it, expel it quietly (sometimes it's not very easy), or get up a lot and walk to a place of privacy. A standard chair does not have a problem in this area.

  188. Re: I agree about the computer access by gregmac · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I agree about the computer thing. I personally hate over zealous admins that lock the hell out of everything. I mean, sure, there's a place for it. But often times it simply pisses people off because they feel as though they aren't trusted and it makes them dislike their work enviornment just a litle less.

    This is a tough one. I've been a sysadmin in a couple small companies. I started at the company I'm at now (family business), and locked down the network a little bit, but users could install software, and change things a fair amount. What happened was eventually systems were becoming totally unusable as adware got installed, and all sorts of other garbage people were trying out got on there, and the system would need to be redone. Since my primary job wasn't being a sysadmin, this made me do a bunch of extra work.

    I then went over to a software development company, and as we grew, I took on the role of sysadmin there as well. Initially I tried a mildly locked down environment with software delopment from Win2k server, and it was a nightmare. I took it off within a day because the programmers all hated it, and it was easier to install manually on the few support staff systems than it was to create packages.

    When I came back to my current job (which is not a computer company), I decide it was time to redo the network. So now it runs on Samba, and the workstations are locked down so that users can't install software, and a few registry changes are forced at login. I also use wpkg for software deployment, which is a huge timesaver. Most of the security, however, comes from the permissions on network shares and folders.

    While this is what the grandparent poster hated, I can totally understand why. The amount of time I deal with dumb problems of users screwing up their machines has dropped to almost nothing, and I only get a few people annoyed ocasionally that they have to get me to install software for them. (Well worth my reduced time). I think for the most part they understand too, because our workstations are basically never down.

    Most people won't fill their machines with bullshit. And the ones that do are pretty easy to detect, and those are the ones you can lock down.

    But then it's after-the-fact. You now still have to spend time reimaging and configuring the system. Then you lock it down, and the user is angry because they can't make changes like they could before and like everything else can.

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  189. Monitors by isorox · · Score: 1

    TFT's not CRTs, unless the exployyee specifically requests it.

  190. Lack of windows we could open by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

    'Nuff said.

  191. Listen to your staff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you already know who will be working there, like the people themselves, sit down with all of them and hammer out what they'd like to see in the office and rank what they feel is most important. Granted, it may be difficult to get them to agree on every idea, but a staff who feels like they have input even at the minimal level will generally work harder for you in the long run.

    Get good climate control, too.

  192. Name Explained by Paster+Of+Muppets · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of Spoonerisms? "Master Of Puppets" was taken already... And it's not a church leader, spelling is wrong. And you can't paste muppets.

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  193. Cubes and Offices... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    I don't know if it has been mentioned, but I remember an earlier /. submission where the author discussed what he had done at his office that he designed. His budget was pretty large though - in the end, he managed to give every cubicle a door, and two windows - the walls and such were angled in such a way that one cube looked through another cube's window, but you didn't have the "over the shoulder" peep feel (at least, that is what he claimed - the overhead design plan seemed to support this). There was a lot of other innovation as well - IIRC, he was in Europe somewhere (I think it may have been one of the Scandinavian countries?)...

    I have worked in both cubes and offices - the thing I love most about an office is the door and the privacy. With a cube, invariably you have people talking around you, and it can be maddenning. If you go with cubes, try to set up traffic patterns so that there isn't any areas of "easy conversation" - junctions where people naturally and spontaneously congregate to "chat" or talk about something. For those areas (bound to occur no matter what you do) - try to keep people's desks/cubes away from them, or try to make them natural meeting spots (so that people go to them, and away from others).

    Lastly, try to find someway to allow people to avoid the "over the shoulder sneakup" - nothing sucks more than to feel like someone is standing over your shoulder watching you work - even if no one is there. Allow for monitors and desks to "face out", so that the employees have their backs to the wall, and nobody can sneak up on them.

    Finally, allow for a lot of cable drops and plug-ins, as well as a way to organize the cables (whether in an office or a cubicle) - nothing says "unprofessional" like a rat's nest of cables going everywhere...

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    1. Re:Cubes and Offices... by detlev409 · · Score: 1

      I disagree. While the "over-the-shoulder" thing is a valid arguement, the idea of doing away with area of natural congregation seems ludicrous to me. Some of the best companies in the world have intentionally built such areas into their work environments for the express purpose of encouraging employee interaction. The best example being the oft-cited wunderkind that is Ideo. No one's spent more time crafting culture through office design than they have.

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  194. Good A/C, and a Fully auto Espresso machine by vg30e · · Score: 1

    If possible make sure you have adequate ducted air, not just blown around through the drop-ceiling if you have one. On really hot days, the air conditioning in the building cannot cope with the amount of heat in the building, and the temperature slowly rises to a very uncomfortable level. Being able to use a fully auto espresso machine and pushing a button for the coffee drink was a really nice thing. It took a lot of mess out of the coffee area and was handy for those late nights. The place I work at now just has the worst tasting coffee that I have ever encountered.

  195. cooler stocked with Arizona Green Tea by maddugan · · Score: 1

    I worked for a now defunct company that stocked AGT among other drinks and snacks and I always felt guilty going home. They also catered lunch everyday, and dinner during crunch times. :)

    1. Re:cooler stocked with Arizona Green Tea by JRHelgeson · · Score: 1

      My immediate reaction to this post was: Well, that explains why they are now defunct... they blew their wad on free coffee.

      I used to work for a company that offered free coffee, drinks/pop/water and popcorn for all employees (this was an office of ~120 people). The accounting department tabulated how much they spent per year on these and it came out to right around $20,000 per year.

      Regardless if you think that is a little, or a lot of money - that comes down to the salary of a janitor. For the annual salary of a janitor, they increased the year-round morale and productivity of every single employee - not to mention that all your frineds are jealous that you get free drinks at work.

      I say that they got their money's worth at spending $165 per employee, per year on drinks.

      Incidentally, that works out to be $13.75 per person, per month or just $0.45 per day. That's one hell of an ROI even if that means you only get 30 minutes of extra productivity out of this freebie.

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  196. stand up meeting rooms by dbc · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Meeting rooms:

    1. no chairs
    2. work table set to standing height for papers, etc.
    3. all the walls are whiteboard.

    With no chairs, meetings are exactly as long as they need to be, and no longer. Yes, I *have* worked in this kind of environment, and it works great.

  197. Don' by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    I read about this in a book and thought it was an overrated suggestion. Then I tried it in my own office and was amazed. When you're sitting down at a desk and your desk does not face a wall, you don't automatically feel like you're.. well, up against a wall.

    It takes more space to implement - sometimes a lot more space. But it's a great way to alter the psychological effect of an office.

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  198. The Muppet Test by xp · · Score: 1

    You might be a muppet. Here are some ways to find out if you are one: The Muppet Test.

    1. Re:The Muppet Test by nuggetman · · Score: 2, Funny

      Bart: What's a muppet?

      Homer: Well son, it's not quite a mop... and it's not quite a puppet, but boyyyyyyyy ah ha ha ha.......... *pause* to tell you the truth I don't know

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  199. You FORGOT the BEST PART about working for Nike!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    That warm feeling in the bottom of your heart knowing your doing your part to ensure the continuance of the systematic exploitation of children in third world countries! Yay!

  200. Parrot-friendly by Tired+and+Emotional · · Score: 1
    I once worked for a company where my boss would sometimes bring his parrot to work.

    No really. It was a very well behaved parrot. Only swore at the marketing types.

    OK, I made that last bit up.

    Now the one thing I really want is windows that open. Even if they close automatically when there is too much difference between outside and inside. Most of the year, the air in most office buildings is worse than the air outside.

    In hot climates perhaps they could set things up to change the air completely overnight while its cool so at least its nice inside at the start of the day.

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    1. Re:Parrot-friendly by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      Thinking of selective responses from birds...

      A guy that lived down the street from my grandmother when I was a kid had a crow that spoke. The amusing thing was that if a woman walked by, the bird would whistle and catcall. If a guy walked past... let's just say that your average sailor would blush.

      I can only imagine having that one in an office. First ever case of sexual harassment charges being brought against an office pet heh

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      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
  201. Tell you what... by wheresdrew · · Score: 1
    You can't bring your dog to work, but as a consolation there will be a "no children/babies/infants/whatevertheey'recallednow" policy as well.

    "Take your kid to work day" is one of the dumbest things I've ever heard of. Nobody gets any work done on that day. The parent who brought the kid has to watch it all day, and if they're not watching it, the kid's off bothering everybody else, preventing them from getting any work done.

    Unless it's some Indonesian Nike factory, kids don't belong at work.

  202. An important first step by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

    I don't know if you've done this or not, but whatever you do, actuall ask the people who are going to work there! Their opinion matters infinitely more than ours. Try to let me know as much as possible what is going on and why. Let them have as much say as you can and still stay sane (because let's face it 45 people are going to have 45 different opinions!).

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    http://www.popularculturegaming.com -- my blog about the culture of videogame players
  203. Ceiling thoughts by erwin · · Score: 1

    when our agency (yes, part of the State, and all that it implies) moved last year, we had a big debate about the ceiling. Some of us came from dot-bomb world and pushed for an open, black-painted ceiling with simple suspended lights.

    Others (dare I say the more traditionalist), pushed for a "regular" dropped acoustical tile ceiling. In the end, management <sarcasm>in a fit of Solomon-like wisdom</sarcasm> decided on a compromise. So now we have what is euphemistically known as The Open Grid(tm), or what we call the worst of both worlds. It's the grid-work of the suspended ceiling with half the tiles taken out.

    Not only does it not suppress noise like a full dropped ceiling, it also brings the crappie, glare-producing overhead florescent lights that always seem to reflect off your screen.

    It all became a moot point when Clear Channel Broadcasting moved their Morning Zoo(tm) broadcast to a studio one floor above us. Their noise effectively drowns out our ambient noise so well that everyone wears headphones all day and uses IM for all internal group communication....

  204. Living in Comfort by Illix · · Score: 1
    There are three things you need to establish:

    -Privacy and freedom from distraction:

    Cubicles grate on my nerves endlessly for two reasons: one, the desk is often positioned so that in order to work you must keep your back to the "door", thus taking paranoia to a whole new level; and two, the nonstop sound of footsteps moving past your cube is guaranteed to shatter whatever train of thought you've been riding.

    These two feed off each other, since if you hear footsteps and you're not already looking at the entrance, you have to turn around every time. Plus, the lack of a desk between you and your visitor seems to leave you at a disadvantage in confrontations, since you're sitting down. Put in real walls or don't put in walls at all - what sort of message does it send when the conference room is nicer than the offices?

    I hate fluorescent lighting with a passion. Try to put in different means of lighting, but in any case add light switches or allow employees to put glare shields or drapes around their spaces - programmers and other nocturnal beings are especially sensitive to bad lighting.

    -Trust (the company trusts its employees to handle themselves, and the employees trust the company to look out for them)

    Don't use web blocking or filtering software. It may be true that people will surf the web when they should be working, but blocking and filtering sends the message that you don't trust them to use their time wisely. The company won't go bankrupt if someone checks their webcomics during lunch. On that theme, doors: trusting people not to goof off all day.

    If business is bad and things are tight, don't look to the office budget as the first place to shave money from. A dip in stock seems distant to employees, whereas the lack of soda has an immediate and demoralizing impact.

    Storage cabinets that lock are a must, especially for a programmer's treasured collection of books.

    Again, light switches (trusting an employee to control their own environment).

    -Comfort

    Cookies and random, unlooked-for goodies are a huge plus, as well as coffee/soda alternatives (like hot chocolate and tea).

    Once again, ye gods, the fluorescent lighting. On a bad or sleep-deprived day, those rods and their incessant whining, buzzing drone bit into my brain like an auger. There are many alternatives out there - please make use of them.

    Colors! Please, please, please, some colors! Real, vivid colors - no wimpy pastels or grey-blues or (god forbid) beige. Windows and plant life (not the cheap rental kind - everybody knows that one) and again windows. There's a lot of free decorating right outside.

    Convenient printers/copiers/faxes/restrooms, as well as computers to test code on. Also bookshelves for employees to store their own literature (I find when on lunch or waiting for some reason that a quick read is an excellent way to keep my mind fresh and awake), perhaps even providing reading material (real reading material, not just the company newsletter).

    Readily accessible/changeable climate control. Long and hard were the days of shivering or baking - if the rooms are not at the right temperature, it's extremely hard to think.


    Really, the best workspace is the one that's as convenient and comfortable as your own home. If you couldn't live comfortably at your office, you can't work there, either.

  205. No fucking cell phones! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please!

  206. Why are you asking us? by chrysrobyn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Seriously, unless you're trying to maintain some sort of artificial professional distance between you and your underlings (or superiors if you're a secretary), consult with your users. They know if they work in pairs, trios, have cross-functional needs (2 engineers, 1 creative on any given team), or if all 15 engineers work alone and only need to talk with sales every month, while the creative guys are the support for sales.

    Start by evalutaing the space you have, and the company needs. Make sure you have some expansion room if you think your company can become healthy inside of 5 years. Make sure you don't have to turn the break room into an office if you hire that 16th engineer. If your company (or division, or branch, or what have you) necessitates customer NDAs -- or might ever, don't go with any kind of open cubicle arrangement. Even if you do lots of intercommunication, enclosed single or double offices provide a degree of privacy that makes the employee feel trusted. Consider making your offices or spaces such that nobody has to sit with his or her backs to the opening (door or otherwise). There are plenty of metrics for productivity that don't involve sneaking up from behind someone. I've seen studies inside of my company that concluded cubicles didn't save the space anticipated once you factored in the space requirements of break out rooms so people could actually have some discussions.

    Furniture is less important. Give everybody a whiteboard and handle ergonomic needs as they arise. Consider using LCDs (if color realism isn't necessary) for clarity and space efficiency (energy savings are exaggerated, although measurable). Have some flexible policies regarding people decorating their own spaces, and you're probably set. Some people covet windows, others loathe the day-star entirely.

    As with any problem, a customer is involved (this time, your workers). Consult with your customer and make sure you understand the problems they think you'll solve. Listen to their suggestions on how to solve the problems, but make no promises until you've worked something out. Julius Caesar always asked even the lowliest of troops for advice before a battle-- he always had other plans in place, and the troops' advice rarely had any impact at all, but the illusion was that he cared about their opinions. Because they felt like their opinions were valued, they fought harder and won many battles that they should have lost by all accounts. If your workers feel valued, they will work harder for you.

    1. Re:Why are you asking us? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good reason for asking is that there are things people are not aware of (or can't pinpoint or spell out) that negatively or positivly affect the workspace.

      If people already made inquiries about this topic, it would be unwise not to use the results.

  207. Give proper attribution, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no text, but the filter doesn't like that.

  208. Don't face walls by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    D'oh! Mistake in my original post.

    I read about this in a book and thought it was an overrated suggestion. Then I tried it in my own office and was amazed. When you're sitting down at a desk and your desk does not face a wall, you don't automatically feel like you're.. well, up against a wall.

    It takes more space to implement - sometimes a lot more space. But it's a great way to alter the psychological effect of an office.

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    Read the EFF's Fair Use FAQ
  209. Please... by macthulhu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe it won't be as important to your company, but treat the grunts (coders, graphics people) as though they are at least as important as your sales people. I work in the advertising department of a large, death star owning, cable company... cough Time Warner cough cough. The culture has developed into a very lopsided mess that makes it very difficult to be a team player. The physical space is designed for paper-pushers... bright overhead lights, normal walls don't go all the way to the ceilings, too many cubicle walls, creative people located too close to administrative types... Even in an imperfect world, you should be able to provide different atmospheres for your "departments". Sales, customer service, administrative personnel, and the like can have their brightly lit "office" space. We rasterbators like to have a space where you can put stuff on the walls, play music, and literally "think outside the box". Likewise, dress codes and break schedules should be a bit more flexible for the people who need to get into any kind of creative "groove". Nothing puts the hurt on my right lobe like sitting in a bright white room, wearing clothes that are uncomfortable, listening to the demented ramblings of sales people trying to "upsell" a client. Fortunately, I have taken over an unused TV studio for my space. It's overkill, but having a 25x40 office where I can close the door and make as much noise as I want is much less stressful. Plus, scrubbing through chunks of video repeatedly has a tendency to make non-vidiots nearby want to hang themselves. Also, don't do what we did... Our fearless leader (all the way at the top) spent $23 Million on just HIS office in NYC. Meanwhile, the poor bastards creating the company's product out of thin air have had our salaries pretty much frozen. To add insult to injury, the completion of said office made all of the big news networks, Newsweek, most of the industry rags, and our utterly pointless company magazine. Nothing will demotivate the people who pull your product out of their ass faster than unbalanced compensation. That said, I'd like to apologize for using "think outside the box", "upsell" and "groove" in this post. See, I told you I was located too close to the office drones... Time to sharpen up my demo reel. Oh, and for the love of God, make sure there's free coffee. I think my contract actually states that I'm allowed to kill one coworker every 30 minutes until there's a pot of coffee on. Also VERY IMPORTANT: Let your people have some input on what equipment they're going to have to use! Letting middle manager/number cruncher types try to select CGI gear is like having my grandmother help you shop for porn... Not that her taste is bad, it's just that she's probably not real up to date on the good stuff. Nothing says "Your job is unimportant and the appearance is even less important" louder than trying to convince the art department that $75 worth of software from Wal Mart (I shit you not) is going to do the trick... Direct quote after I picked my jaw up off of the floor: "What's the problem? It says here that it comes with 250,000 stock photos...". I'm sure that, to some degree, the same could be said for all departments, but it's particularly important to properly equip the people who make the product and its image.

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    Someday a real rain is gonna come...

    1. Re:Please... by JetScootr · · Score: 1

      You so eloquently covered nearly all the bases, that I feel even more embarrassed than usual at having nothing to post except "me too".
      One thing the facility-setter-uppers did right at my company was in the floor plan: every location in the building is represented by "NxxWyyy" where xx and yyy are the number of feet North and West of the southeast corner of the building. Everywhere in the building are these signs, about 6 inches by 3 inches, hanging from the ceiling with the coordinates.
      If you have to go to a conference room or someone else's cubical or office, they'll say something like "I'm at 2N0W71" (my coords, actually) - meaning second floor, up against the south windows, 71 feet west.
      Look up, see where you're at, do a little arithmetic and you know which direction to go and how far.
      Some bumble brained bureaucrat sometime back tried to get it changed to some other kind of numbering/lettering system. She said "we're not all engineers here - some of us can't do that much math in our heads". Luckily, she was already a well-known twit and her idea didn't get anywhere.
      This is as opposed to what NASA uses at JSC - the rooms have numbers like these (All in the same hallway!):
      2E14, 2011, 201, 24, 122, F241, etc.
      > The numbers are not in sequential order.
      > The numbers are not odd on one side of the hall, even on the other.
      > The letters are not all at the start or end of the identifier.
      > The floor number (2, in this case) is not consistently embedded in the room number.
      In short, it makes no friggen sense whatsoever. If you have a room number, you have no clue as to where that room might be. Find a map, and start looking, or wander the halls. If your number is "108" and you find "104", "106", you have no assurance that "108" is next.

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      Pavlov wouldn't be so famous if he'd used a can opener instead of a bell.
  210. Two Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MAME Cabinet! :)

    We had one at our old office and it really helped cut down on stress.

  211. Re:You are being too nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe dogs just don't like you cause you smell

  212. Re:You are being too nice! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    I work as a linesman for a power company so I've been attacked more times than I can count by those damn things. I've ended-up having to have surgery after three of the attacks.

    Damn... if I were you, I'd be carrying around some type of weapon. A large knife would be good for taking down vicious dogs.

    There was no excuse for someone to have an animal like that. What sort of nut would want dangerous animals in an office environment?

    As a cat owner, I would like point out that this is one big thing you don't have to worry much about with cats. When was the last time you heard of someone being killed by a cat? They can give you some bad scratches if you really piss them off, but nothing deadly, and they never attack people for no reason like dogs do.

  213. Wall Color(s) by cynic10508 · · Score: 1

    Danny: "Why do they always paint hallways that color?"
    Rusty: "They say taupe is very soothing."

    But all kidding aside, what colors make for an aesthetically pleasing work environment? I know I've walked into a certain yogurt chain which paints everything red, green, blue, and yellow and felt nauseous. So it's easy to say what's bad, but then what's good?

  214. Doors, repeat doors. by Irvu · · Score: 1

    Cubicles, no matter how they are laid out are just that, cubicles. No real walls, no real door, no privacy. They also alway, always seem uncomfortable and uninviting to me no matter how they are colored/designed.

    One of the things that architectls always say makes a building great is provacy. Give each individual their space, and give them a door that way when they want to make a phone call, talk about business, or just be alone, they can and any noise that they make is not forced upon others. The idea of having my own office rather than an all-too-temporary place in a massive cube farm is that I can really feel that it's mine, that it's secure, that it's safe. That makes the whole experience of being in it that much more appealing.

    In my experience even sharing an office with a cowerker is vastly superior to sharing a biw warren with a dozen random individuals.

  215. Showers by callydrias · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Some people have suggested a full gym, but just having a shower in the office is good enough for most people. I like to work out or run in the morning before work and it saves tons of time when I can come in and take a shower at the office. It's also great for people who exercise at lunch or bike to work.

  216. Couple thoughts after moving into my new office by hurfy · · Score: 1

    Along a common theme with several others. LIGHTS: Mine is much too bright and no dimmer. All white paint doesnt help the matter :( And HEAT/AC: My office and another new one are smaller than the showroom also on the same circuit and much quicker (too quick) to react to changes. If the air needs to be on mine is cooled below comfortable before the main room is affected :/ Also: POWER: everywhere. I got this right as i got to design the circuits :) There is an open outlet up 2 ft and over 2 ft from my right hand right now in addition the usual ones behind the desk. Great for plugging in chargers or something for the day. FURNITURE: I am prejudiced and like the desk i built (u-shaped desk of 2" oak laminate). Tough choices here i'll let others thrash this out ;)

  217. Best Place I Worked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as the office environment, the best
    place I ever worked was Sun Microsystems.
    I was at the E. Palo-Alto Complex. The best
    thing was that every full-time software
    engineer had their own office with four walls
    and a solid door. Some of the contractors had
    to share an office but even some of them got
    their own.

    Note to management... if you want your
    software development staff to increase their
    productivity and increase the quality of the
    work they are doing then ditch the cubicles
    and build real offices.

  218. HIRE it done with a caveat by seawall · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Heartily seconded with a caveat:

    Hire a pro who has done offices you like and even more important: are liked by the people who work there!

    It is possible to design GREAT looking offices that win design awards.....that are counterproductive. I refer you all to the wonderful book: "The Design of Everyday Things" by Donald Norman for examples.

    I once hired "professionals" who designed aworkspac that was both inargueably ugly and difficult to use; it was an expensive mistake but the folks we tried after that did an excellent job with a difficult space. Quality varies.

  219. Don't force people to sit with back to the door by the-pdm · · Score: 1

    I've always hated offices where the only arrangement for your computer was to have your back to your cube door so people can sneak up on you, intentional or not. Its hard for me to be producive in that sort of situation.

  220. Incandescent lighting. Please. by falken0905 · · Score: 0

    Or at least the option for incandescent. With dimmers. Indirect or non-glaring fluorescent if you must. Proper, decent, non-irritating lighting and be sooo important. Nothing i hate worse in an office than row after row of bright, harsh, cold, glaring fluorescent. Just my 60 Hz worth, of course.

  221. How's this for bad... by JooBYE · · Score: 0

    Good job for sticking it out and actually begging^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hasking for help/advice for something you have obviously proved you are worthy of performing or forced into tackling. Not that I'm attempting to put you in your place or anything. More like a complement on a asking a much needed question.

    For the past 3.5 years I have worked my first major corp. job. I haven't been corrupted yet (hopefully never), but have learned so much about the corp./business world. Including forming a few itchy office environment preferences.

    #1 problem in office environments, cubes. They serve their purpose, but almost seem to encourage diversity. Also aiding to the slowness of communication (information takes longer to gather). Solution? Get rid of the cubes. Simple eh? Not really. A barrier must still exist between woker. Something the mute noise travel, but not block the reality that they are in (TOO MANY PEOPLE TO COMPLETE SIMPLE TASKS, heh).
    #2 Lighting. If possible, avoid fluorescent. It just too dammaging in many ways. (forgive me for not ref. any url's. Alittle lazy right now) One can get very creative for lighting now days. Research!
    #3 problem... Stairs vs. Elevators. Don't make the stairs wider and the evelator counter lower in hopes of people using the stairs. Comes on, that's just dumb.
    #4 Conference rooms. Make sure you have plenty. Even small ones. Nothing like seperating yourself from the farm when you need to read/code/etc. or be on a conference call and hate using a headset.
    Which brings me to my next point...
    #5 Wireless LAN. Oh yes, defiantly a must. Being a smoker and all, I love the alternative to a conf. room for reading or whatever by enjoying the outdoors while working and "breaking" at the same time. Make sure you set things up correctly though. Wireless network traffic could be the downfall of your "secret weapon".
    #6 coffee/breakroom/kitchen/etc. Dedicate a room (read, room... Not a hole in the wall corner near the copy room.) Put in the works if possible. Stove/oven, a couple microwaves (incase some screws up the popcorn), fridge and seperate freezer. Oh yeah, and stick to Folders. ;)

  222. Aeron is overrated by justins · · Score: 1
    Number one, splurge on Aeron chairs. I used one at a consulting job I was at last year. Dear GOD I want one.

    I own one. IMO they are quite overrated. Common problems:
    1. The armrests don't stay up, no matter how hard you tighten them. And if you tighten them really hard the screw tears into the composite chair material.
    2. The armrests aren't NEARLY high enough for a tall person sitting with good posture, even on the largest Aeron model.
    3. There are lots of weird little nooks and crannies in the chair, and disassembly is far from straightforward. Once the chair starts collecting dust it's really never clean again.
    4. The internal resistance mechanism tends to be cranky and on a lot of the chairs, the chair won't hold the position you set it to. When it slips from this position, it won't do it slowly, it will POP free, sending the user flinging forward. This is exciting.
    5. It's absurdly expensive.

    These problems aren't universal but the longtime Aeron owners I know have all seem to have experienced at least a couple of them. I'm sure there are other problems which I haven't seen or just forgot to mention. The funny thing is that when I point these things out sometimes, I'm usually attacked... by people who don't own Aerons. :D
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    Now before I get modded down, I be to remind whoever might read this that what I am saying is FACT. - bogaboga
  223. Very Simple: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A comfortable coutch not in plain sight, and a shower. Perhaps, additionally, one could remove fluorescent fixtures, and replace them with incandescent lights. Additionally, make sure their CRTs/LCDs have enough real estate to be productive.

  224. wish list by theCat · · Score: 1

    Cheap options really. Some stuff you can get an a yardsale and being second hand just adds class:

    -- wireless
    -- a real lounge with poofy lounge chairs to work in, and with either skylights or a large, north-facing window for ambient light
    -- coffee "lab" with full-function espresso machine
    -- a pool table
    -- hi-quality LCD monitors throughout
    -- stylish whiteboards everywhere, floor to ceiling to look like wall panels, for ad hoc meetings and planning
    -- Aeron chairs (yes they really do save your ass)
    -- hardwood floors (carpet stinks)
    -- a combination of open area, cubes and secure offices to suit individual tastes and changing needs
    -- a large fish tank with a cleaning contract
    -- an orange cat
    -- a yellow dog

    and that's just the environment. There's also recuring cost items like a fully stocked fridg, a small functional kitchen, free soda, etc that people seem to crave but for my part I don't care about food and drink. Comfy chairs, good lighting, some way to get a stretch and visit with coworkers.

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  225. Shower essential by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Physical exercise keeps your people alert, healthy, and happy. They need a shower and someplace to change.

  226. Women!! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    If your workgroup is entirely male (or the sole female member isn't much to look at), find some way of locating the group near a group that has some attractive members of the female sex (like marketing). Or hire a cute secretary to make copies, get coffee, etc. for everyone. Employees shouldn't have to feel like they're going to work in some repressive gender-segregated institution.

    1. Re:Women!! by jlseagull · · Score: 1

      I would agree. Hire an admin assistant that is married, very attractive, and outgoing. Simply a smile from her in the morning makes the whole office more productive.

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      'Be always mindful, even when ditch-digging.' --D. T. Suzuki
    2. Re:Women!! by Not-a-Neg · · Score: 1
      "Looks like somebody's got a case of the Munndays."
      God no, keep them away from the devs.
      My last job was nothing but: "What did you do for the weekend?", "(so & so) brought in some (insert random poorly made dip with tortilla chips here) go get some?", "Aren't you gonna get some?", "Go get some?", "Come on, and eat!", and "you're so quiet, say something!!!".

      There's nothing worse than a cube with only 2 walls.

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      -==- Buy a Mac and leave me alone!
  227. Re:Lighting! Yes! Let your employees choose! by slashrogue · · Score: 1

    Light Person Symptoms:

    Then again, maybe the person that wants general lighting just can't stand having his eyes strained any more than necessary considering he's halfway to being legally blind already. Maybe the intense lighting from ONLY the monitor gives the person headaches. And maybe fingerprints on the monitor pisses him off just as much as the so-called "dark person".

    But you're just trying to make this a race thing aren't you!?!? :P

  228. Good Coffee, please... by wavo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The office I am in just switched from Folgers to generic, which I would call a step in the wrong direction.

    If you care about your employees/co-workers, you buy the BEST you can budget.

    A large group of the disgruntled pooled funds and bought an auto-brew, auto-shutoff 12 cupper, 'swiped' a rackmount UPS/battery/power conditioner, and set it up in someone's cubicle.

    Each week, someone brings in a different type of coffee. (Today's blend was Royal Kona Christmas Rum...mmmmm...)

    We'll never drink that generic kark again!

  229. Light by Ironsides · · Score: 1

    Put the engineers along the outside walls and have some nice BIG windows. The one thing I hate is not seeing the sun for so long. Especially in college where all my classes were either in the basement (no windows or sunroofs) or at night. I missed the sun for so long.

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    Fly me to the moon Let me sing among those stars Let me see what spring is like On jupiter and mars
  230. ergonomics by oliphaunt · · Score: 1

    this is what separates a company that really cares about its office workers from the companies that just pretend to care. On your first day at Pixar, you're not even allowed to log in until the ergo consultant has done your 'fitting.' adjustible chairs are great, but what about trackballs, keyboard trays, desktops, monitors... adjustible furniture is great, but most office workers won't have the chutzpa to come in on the weekend and put bricks under the legs of their desks to make the tabletops the correct height.

    there is plenty of information published about how to keep people comfortable for long periods of time, but bodies aren't identical, and what's true for one person isn't true for everyone in your office. If people are going to sit at their desks for hours at a time, you can be a big hero by taking some time to make sure each person has what they need to be comfortable in their new space.

    oh, and lighting is important too... flourescents suck.

    on a personal note, this is my 3rd week in a new office environment. Last week, my carpal tunnel flared up for the first time in 2 years. I asked if we could get furniture moved, and got the "4 to 6 weeks" answer... so I came in this weekend with a power drill and adjusted the height of the desk in my cubicle to make it 6" higher. Our office planner SHIT herself when she noticed, but now I have room underneath the desk for my knees and my keyboard tray AT THE SAME TIME. My new chair still doesn't fit correctly- the seat pad is too short for my legs, and the back of the chair is too low to support my back (i'm almost 6' tall and the buttpad is only about 20" long.) I'm sure they spent like $800 each on these chairs, but as far as I'm concerned the money was a waste, becuse it just doesn't FIT.

    After 2 weeks in this new cube-based "open environment," my biggest complaint apart from the ill-fitting furniture is the noise. we've got bare walls, and I can clearly hear a whisper from 100 feet away. If I have to listen to the goddamn secretary in the next row to the north have one more conversation about her stupid bible study group, I'm going to chop her up and feed her to the guy trying to stick to the Atkins diet two rows to the east.

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    Humpty Dumpty was pushed.
  231. Re:Tech Friendly... by Coke+in+a+Can · · Score: 1

    And for the love of god, no dedicated place for the computer itself to go. I've only been the family sysadmin for a few years, yet I can't even begin to count the number of times that I've been down in the basement working on my mother's computer, which is stuck in this tiny little niche with only a single tiny hole for the cables. It's impossible to do anything to that damned computer.

    If I need to plug something in, anything, I can't see back there and therefore have to pull the PC out. When I put the thing back in after changing hardware, I've got to plug in every damned cable without being able to see what the hell I'm doing. Hell, ever bent a pin on the PS/2 plug for a keyboard? How about a french one that's just a little bit hard, just a TEENSY bit hard, to replace?

    Other problems with that damned desk:
    -It's too small.
    -There's only space for one ATX computer, while I need space for two, leaving the other one sitting on top of a filing cabinet (KVM is taken care of by a KVM switch)

    Her next computer is a laptop. /me spits

  232. Chairs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First and foremost have comfortable chairs. If you can't be comfortable sitting then you aren't going to get much done.

  233. Re:Personal Space in a tall cubicle by Webmoth · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The main advantage of cubicles is price; a key secondary advantage is configurability.

    For an individual or team that requires more space, you can easily join two cubicles into one or rearrange the cubicle walls.

    Cubicle walls are a LOT cheaper to implement than hard walls.

    If you use tall cubicle walls, at least 7 feet, you gain some advantages:

    Privacy - employee can confer with others without being distracted or distracting others (it's amazing how much noise you can put up with, but it doesn't take much visual input to distract you)

    Wall space - employee can hang personal artwork, and have more space for shelving and storage

    Pride of ownership - employee feels "this is my space" instead of "my boss lets me work here and is looking over my shoulder"

    Add in a door for extra privacy

    And it's still cheaper than hard walls.

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  234. People by Xerp · · Score: 1

    I'd say you need the right mix of people. You can have all the best tools in the world, the fastest computers, the best designed seats, pot-plants galore but it takes just 1 person to make your job a living hell... especially if they are higher up "the chain" than you.

  235. Agreed about the network facists. by Aldric · · Score: 1

    My network admin has everything blocked except port 80, didn't allow ANY downloads except text files (it took me two days to explain that RPMs were fuck all use to anyone else in the network, since my coworker and I are the only two Linux developers and we needed them for our job), and has a truely restrictive windows policy (happily he's windows only and hasn't the faintest idea of how to lock down our Linux boxes. The fact that we didn't give him our root passwords might have something to do with it too. ;)

  236. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  237. Do it the Microsoft way! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the department where I used to work, as a contractor, it was like this:

    - No contractor may have their own office, even if there is space available.
    - Full-time employees must have their own office, unless they volunteer to share with the riff-raff.
    - If you are running short on space, convert a conference room to office space and cram in as many contractors as will fit, even if it violates the fire code.
    - three people sharing one 6' x 9' office is perfectly reasonable.
    - 30" x 30" is a perfectly reasonable amount of desk space.
    - Do not supply any kind of partitions or cubicles for shared office space

    If it's good enough for Microsoft, it's surely good enough for you too!

  238. keep it simple by rnd() · · Score: 1

    Starbucks Coffee

    Incandescent lighting only

    Comfy chairs

    Large marker board / conference room

    Free diet soda and bottled water (no sugar comas allowed).

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  239. consistancy by toasted_ry · · Score: 1

    If you must use fluorescent lights please be consistant. There are warm and cool fluorescent lights and nothing can destroy a decent paint job than changing the kind of fluorescent light you are using. Most designers will chools warm lights because they are more pleasing to the eye. Unfortunatly once it is out of the designers hands the administrators will change to cool lights because they are cheaper. There is nothing more annoying than sitting in a room and watching the wall change color half way because the lights are warm and half are cool. My final recomendation is halogen with dimmers though.

  240. Communication by L1TH10N · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A couple years ago I heard a talk from an executive from one of Australia's bank (can't remember which one). She talked about how the bank spent a few million dollars on the office design for a five floor building (I think) and how successful the design was on affecting how the workers worked.

    There was a couple things she did that were of note. Apart from having the obvious aspects of having a well lit and plessant work place. The building was designed to facilitate communication between the different departments of the organisation that wouldn't usually communicate. This was done by having a coffee shop in a cetral aspect of the building (in the middle of the middle floor). There was a large stair case that was centrally located which meant that people could easily move between floors. People from different departments would meet in the coffee shop (accidentally or on purpose) who would otherwise not see each other but would depend on each other. In the informal setting of the coffee shop they would talk to each other about their work which built organisational coherence and changed the adversereal nature of the departments within the organisation. The building also had an abundance of informal meeting rooms (some without chairs or a table) and some formal meeting rooms, which meant that people could meet easily and communicate more readily.

    In terms of having an office design, I think it is most important to facilitate communication. The organisation will need to work as a whole which is much greater than the sum of its parts. Ideas need to evolve by diverse groups of people talking to each other. Informal meeting rooms automatically lower bariers and tention between people which helps in having successful meetings. The office needs to resist peoples ability to build walls around themselves and fortify themselves beuracratically.

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  241. What your office COULD look like... by ammorris · · Score: 1

    Just because your company went with the lowest bidder for your office system doesn't mean that its all has to look like that. A lot of planning and esthetic design goes into office systems.. Check out some real office systems manufacturers ..

    Not All cubes look like the cookie cutter cubes that your're used to...

    KNOLL

    Herman Miller

    STEELCASE

    Haworth

  242. What's your job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It looks like you are the bouncer in a whorehouse. Or, wait, you aren't the gay part of the workforce, are you?

  243. Cells by Clod9 · · Score: 1
    This works for 5-10 people if the room is large enough to let people avoid sitting shoulder-to-shoulder. But it will be a killer for 100 people. I'm in a cube farm now, and it's impossible to work without headphones, difficult even then. (Our chief architect once wanted to talk, and he asked, "here, or in my office?" -- I said "your office, I can't think very well here" and he said "That's not good!". Then I thought, "yeah, given that we're trying to build intellectual property here...")

    I understand the economics of cubes, but I think they should be limited to no more than about 12 to a room, with soundproof barriers between these "cells". You could have cells populated by teams, or by type of work. Ideally, people should be able to apply to go to the kind of cell they work well in -- the "quiet" cell or the "talkers" cell.

    Also, invest in good monitors and switchboxes -- I currently have three screens crammed onto my desk, two are low-quality and difficult to use because of my limited layout options. A switchbox would actually reduce equipment costs, but someone just doesn't quite see it.

  244. CNN's advise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CNN

  245. Heating & Cooling by Webmoth · · Score: 1

    Comfort range is 70-75F (21-23C).

    Do not set your heat any higher than 70 degrees, because once it gets warmer than that, a warm draft is uncomfortable. Below that, it feels great. Don't go any colder than 68 degrees or the employees will whine incessantly.

    Do not set your AC any colder than 75 degrees, because when the ambient temperature is below 75, the AC provides a cold, unwelcome draft (not unlike your boss looking over your shoulder). Above 75 degrees, the cooling breeze of the AC feels fine. Fudge it up a bit in extremely hot weather to ease the shock when entering/exiting the building (i.e. -- if it's over 100 outside, set the AC to 78 or 80 -- but never go higher than 80).

    (I cannot stand to go into a restaurant where they have the AC cranked way down.)

    Put a few disconnected "dummy" thermostats here and there so people feel like they are in control. Only you will know which one is the real one.

    One other point: allow small heaters and fans at the desk (and plan your electrical system to support the heaters), to satisfy those who are not satisfied easily.

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    1. Re:Heating & Cooling by pdmoderator · · Score: 1

      I'd rather have an environment that I can control completely. Including windows that open. And the ability to take the work outside if I want.

      Living in a refrigerated glass box saps your soul.

  246. Hire good staff/contractors by Anthony · · Score: 1

    The best working environments are those peopled with good staff, both technically, managerially and socially.

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  247. Natural light, natural air by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's that simple. I've always preferred working in smaller companies for lots of reasons, but one of them is the fact that smaller companies generally don't work in sealed air-conditioned neon-lit glass walled towers.

  248. Re:Lighting! Yes! Let your employees choose! by the_seal · · Score: 1

    I do the same and love to watch the puzzled look on their faces when I tell them we haven't paid our power bill.

    The classic is to look at the glowing computer screen, look at me, back to the screen *scratch head* wander off into the lighted areas of the office.

  249. Exits and private offices by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enough exits to sneek out of work and a private office so no one notices, A few cron jobs to send in
    assingments and you should be good for going to the beach on realy nice days.

  250. Office, Google Style by digitalpeer · · Score: 1

    We could take a look at google for this one: in house chef, dogs, games, great lighting, and hot women.

  251. beds instead of chairs and a laptop...for home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people work better in bed...

  252. Re:You are being too nice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my cat attacks me all the time. i feel like a battered wife.

  253. Re:Lighting! Yes! Let your employees choose! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't use windex to clean your monitor. Repeated use of amonia will remove the anti-glare coating.

    But you allready knew that...

  254. Letting People Off Too Easy. by OgGreeb · · Score: 2, Funny

    Take a lesson from the penitentiary folks. Razor wire, vertical window slits, tables chained to the floor and institutional heat-tray snacks really maximize the techs/sq.ft and teach those ingrates who pays the bills...

    Sporks make great wi-fi antennas.

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  255. Workmates with annoying habbits. by cjellibebi · · Score: 1

    One thing you could do is to instruct your workforce not to have annoying habits, as this can get on the nerves of other employees. Here is an article with reader-feedback that explains just how annoyed people can get by other people's habbits, and lists examples of things which annoy other people. This should be required reading for anyone who wants to work with anyone else. Are there more such places on the web with examples of that which annoys?

  256. Re: I agree about the computer access by cbreaker · · Score: 0

    How very presumptuous of you to believe that I am not a network admin now, that I don't have to deal with spyware issues, and that I "install gator" on machines.

    Dumbass.

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  257. A kitchen. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
    I personally like a shower but can understand why you'd skip it, but a kitchen is a must. It can be attached to a larger space if the space is large enough and food-related, like a lounge area, but if it's too small it just turns into a kitchen and then you don't have a lounge any more. If not offices, then tall cubes. A water cooler. An espresso machine. No flourescent lighting - if you want to save money try low voltage DC or something, but flourescents are awful.

    But, trust me on the kitchen, and put a full size fridge in it. Whether you put good stuff in it for people is up to you but it does tend to increase productivity in unexpected ways.

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  258. power = productivity and self confidence by cinnamon+colbert · · Score: 1

    I am very surprised that evveryone says what THEY want, but no one has mentioned that CONTROL over your environment is a key pyschological factor. If you feel that you have some control and power, you will be a better and more productive employee. I am also very surprised that no one has mentioned ergonmic furniture for typing; I constanlty go into biotech companies with 150K/yr execs with desks that are not set up for typing. The point about cube farms is not that they are productive or nonproductive; it is that the bosses have offices; egro, the cubies are less imp, have less control over their environment; this leads to loss of self esteem, etc.. perhaps an exagerated example, but it makes the point. The other thing is that you can divide people into focused productive people who don't really care that much, and non focused people who do .. many of the most productive people i know would not notice if you painted there office scarlet one night; they are focused on getting their work done. So, the ideal workplace would have a range of environments, ranging from unfinished brick with wires on the floor,where people who are so inclinded could drill (literally) holes in the walls, to dark beige caves; people would get assigned to what works for them.

  259. Office Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to set up a user friendly work environment you need to get Windows XP and Microsoft Office.

    You can't beat Outlook for Contact and email Management (particularly for a smaller business).

    1. Re:Office Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What bloody planet are you from?!!??!?

      Never ever implement Microshaft software.. EVER!
      M$ software is spawned from the loin of the devil himself.

    2. Re:Office Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Linux is the most stable operating system curently available and should be the only operating system used.

      Don't come back crying when someone has DoS'ed your network or stolen your data.

  260. not having to walk 100 feet to the printer? by linux_author · · Score: 1

    also, kill all the HR weenies! :-)

  261. Quick Summary by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

    Put Everbody Together in One Room. Give Everybody an Office. Make sure it's OK to read /.

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  262. HVAC Zoning by RabidChipmunk · · Score: 1


    If you're building any sizable office space, you NEED good HVAC zoning and control. This means that there are sensors and balancing controls all over the place. I.e. The HVAC system needs to be able to change it's airflow to meet your load needs, and the temperature sensitivities of your employees. Otherwise, half the staff will be too cold and the other half too hot, and lord help you if your server room is too far from the main trunk.

    It also saves money, by not requiring you to assume that people will wear sweaters (or open a windows.)

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    1. Re:HVAC Zoning by llefler · · Score: 1

      Otherwise, half the staff will be too cold and the other half too hot, and lord help you if your server room is too far from the main trunk.

      Don't put your server room on the same system as the rest of the building. The server room rarely (if ever) needs heating. And I doubt a single HVAC system will be able to heat and cool at the same time. IE. during the winter.

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  263. Indirect lighting by JackCroww · · Score: 0

    You want indirect (incandescent or natural) lighting for anyone who spends all day in front of a CRT/LCD. I've been sitting in front of one myself for 15 years now, and I never had eyestrain/headaches when I had my own office and could turn off the flourescent lights and just have a simple single halogen lamp with a dimmer to give off a nice soft glow bounced off the ceiling. If the monitor is brighter (but too much) than the ambient light, it is much easier on the eyes.

    Everything else is a matter of personal preference, so good luck with that.

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  264. It's not the office, stupid... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's not the office, stupid.

    It's the people there, and their attitude.

    The most comfortable chairs in the plushiest offices with the most fantastic views where the people are backstabbing political lunatics will never measure up to a place where the roof leaks, the furniture is broken-up with a partially-blocked-by-a-dumpster view down the lane where people are honestly caring about each other.

  265. Office styles by dexterpexter · · Score: 1

    I think that the office should be made to be comfortable for the employees, but not to the expense of professionalism. I mean, it depends on what sort of business you are doing and how much access the customers get to the office area.

    If I were hiring a lawyer, for instance, I would not feel comfortable hiring one who has hammocks strewn across the office, and who plays foosbol on breaks. The same goes for a bank. Since they are depending on their reputation and professional stature to gain business, it is in their interest to maintain a traditional, professional look where suits and ties are a must. That might seem unfair, but it is in human nature to expect a certain level of professionalism in certain jobs, yet to grant leniency in others. It is more of a case of what the customer sees versus what they don't see. Out of sight, out of mind. :) If the customers aren't getting access to an area, and having a fun work environment is adding to the productivity (meaning: if the air hockey table is getting more time than the work at hand is, the table has got to go), then that is fine.

    Now, that aside, I like the way that Google has their office set up. Their corporate offices, I am sure, are more professional, but the way Google has built its business model, it can have all of the fun things that the Googleplex has to offer, and not suffer a loss of respectability. They appeal to their core demographic. Who hasn't dreamed of the Hammock office with bean bags? With Google, somehow, that is alright. The bean bag chairs, pianos, street hockey, on-site dental, free meals, etc. (I encourage everyone to check out the pages of information on Google's 'Plex) that you see at the Googleplex really makes Google appear to be a fun place to work. Of course, my Google job offer was a work from home one (which I turned down due to having other plans. Before you all scream WHY!?, read here), so I would not have gotten the chance more than likely to work at the Googleplex, at least initially.

    Anyways... indeed one of the most stifling places I have worked had the brown walls and shared office space. It was constantly demoralizing because the whole operation felt rinky-dink, even when were doing big business with the government and military. I mean, it was a fine place to work, but a bit more personal office space for the engineers, the semblance of technical savvy by the administration by allowing us to get computers with more than 32 Megs of RAM, new chairs when the old ones were worn/broken, and brighter lighting would have improved things drastically. I think that having new things come in gives the feeling of growth... when one sees older office equipment (I am not suggesting constantly buying the latest and greatest... I am just suggesting there be occasional improvements made) that have been "well-loved," it gives the whole operation a second-class feel not only to the employees, but to the customers.

    A good office to me doesn't have to be the Googleplex (although that is uber-cool). It does, however, need to have replacements made when things get worn (chairs and computers being the big over-looked items), brighter lighting (with dimming option), good cleaning staff, bright colored pictures on the wall that don't look like some cheap $5 print picked up at Wal-Mart, some plant life, carpeting, windows, adequate personal space, a closeable door for private meetings, reasonable personal effects allowed (such as pictures of loved ones), access to caffeine (be it soda or coffee) for the engineers, non-scheduled breaks for the engineers (we carry our work in our minds and that doesn't just shut off on the hour... we stare at computers and think all day long. Our breaks should be at our discretion, as some of the better instances I have worked they have been), a modern feel, and access to buying the office supplies that each person feels they need. If this guy

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    1. Re:Office styles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dexterplexter wrote: If I were hiring a lawyer, for instance, I would not feel comfortable hiring one who has hammocks strewn across the office . . .

      I don't know about the hammock, it it were tasteful. But it's probably better if the lawyer has a couch in his or her office to take naps on.

      I used to work for a judge, a truly brilliant man. He took 45 minutes for lunch every day. He'd spend 15 minutes eating, and 30 minutes taking a nap. He said that naps were the secret to his success.

      However, he was always worried about what people would think, that he was sleeping on the job. So, we always told anyone who came looking for him when he was taking his nap that he was doing research in the library.

      Based on that experience, finding out that a lawyer napped from time to time wouldn't bother me.

  266. Super Delux Do-It-Yourself 3-D Office Designer... by Equis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Quite simply, hire a design professional or architect. They're the ones trained in progression of space, ergonomics, lighting, accoustics, color, materials, and environmental psychology. A good work environment is much more than Aeron Chairs and free sodas.

    Not anyone can design good websites (*cough*) or write good software (*cough*), so please don't think that anyone can design 3-dimensional space.

    I'm sure all you web developers cringe when you see all those "home website designer" packages at Best Buy just as we do at the design-your-own-dream-home ones. We're barraged by bad design just because someone thinks they can save a dollar or two by doing it themselves...

    After all, how hard could it be?

    ;-)

  267. Re:You are being too nice! by EtherMonkey · · Score: 1

    I am deathly allergic to cats, you insensitive clod!

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  268. Starbucks, wireless, sodas, foosball tables. by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 1

    Yea, those are what you need to START a good office.

    Oh wait, my employer already gives me that :P

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  269. Re:Lighting! Yes! Let your employees choose! by phiz187 · · Score: 1

    It just so happens that my "Intro to Speech" textbook had an example outline, with some great info on this subject.
    Here are some links to both research and justify spending extra money (if neccesary) to secure natural lighting, or other appropriate lighing.

    Daylighting Performance and Design
    "Beyond the Bulbs: In Praise of Natural Light," article
    "A Literature Review of the Effects of Natural Light on Building Occupants," PDF

    I wish I could include the full outline or transcript of the speech, it really has the numbers needed to justify to the beancounter, but I'm unsure on the (c).

    -PHiZ

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  270. A place to chill... by billmaly · · Score: 1

    Somewhere to go and sit and unplug with a book or a magazine or to just close your eyes for 15 minutes. Doesn't have to be much, I don't mean like a dotcom era rumpus room with pool table, air hockey, and furniture from the set of Friends, just someplace quiet and somewhat comfortable. The sort of place a person can go during their lunch break and just relax away from the beeping microwave, their co-workers incessent prattle, and away from their desks. Make this area a no-business chat area, and keep the boss away. A comfy couch or a couple of chairs w. a footrest or ottoman, and adjustable lighting would fit the bill nicely. I wish I had the above at my job.

  271. An outstanding and realistic office by AnimusF6 · · Score: 1
    Seeing this post, I was reminded of the offices in which I work. The company is SEI Investments, and its campus has won many awards for architecture and design. On top of that, Fortune magazine has ranked it number 26 in its "Top 100 Companies to Work For" list. Allow me to list some basic features of our offices.

    Artwork: The company has hired a part time curator to bring in new art exhibits. There is not a place in the building that does not display some series of sculptures, paintings, photographs, or whatever. All of it is modern art, so although everyone may not appreciate it, it certainly makes for good conversation.

    Furniture: All of our furniture is on wheels. The desks, the cabinets, the chairs (yes, Aeron), the printers, etc. All of the office spaces are completely open. No one has an office, including the CEO of the company. Yes, it can make things a bit noisy, but in the end it is white noise and easy to ignore.

    Technology: The computers we use are not outstanding, but they let us get our work done, and are suited to our needs. For those of us to work with spreadsheets, they are enough to run Excel, Outlook, and other programs just fine, but you'd never be able to get a decent game running on one of them. Yes, we use the Microsoft Office suite. No, I do not care about how much better Linux is, and I don't think that we are looking to move to an open-source system. Take that argument up with someone else, in some other post. We use all of the features that Office, particularly Outlook, offers to us. Conference rooms are booked through Outlook, and schedules are visible to anyone with a company e-mail address, making it easy to pencil in meetings. VoIP phones make up our telecommunication network, allowing cheap local and long distance calls to our clients.

    Food: Everyone has access to some standard office kitchen with soda machines, microwaves, a fridge, etc. We also have a cafeteria open, preparing fresh food for breakfast, lunch, and late lunch. No, it is not free. This is not the dot-com boom anymore. We do not have excess money to spend on things like free espresso machines, etc. However, all of the food is subsidized. For example, a (good) cheese steak, french fries, and soda will run you $5. We are not talking about small portions, either.

    Dress: The dress is business casual. The only people I have seen wearing a tie are people coming in to interview for a job. Well, and our CEO - he is apparently fond of bow ties. Friday's are jeans day. All of this keeps the atmosphere comfortable, and can really help blur the line between peons and upper-management in a very good way.

    Location: We are about 30 mintues north-west of Philadelphia, just a minute off 422. I could not find a good picture of the campus to share, so you may have to do some Googling of your own.

    I am sorry for going on like this, but I wanted to put it out there that an outstanding office was very doable.

  272. Standard Slashdot joke #221 by iantri · · Score: 1

    Well, you can start by getting rid of Clippy, and -- oh, wait....

  273. hygene/ janitor by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    i think maintanance may be just as important as the initial setup. Just make sure that the janitors wipe the tables and vacuum regularly. most of the time offices are just so dust and keyboards are so greasy - not a nice environment to work in.

    But about the initial setup... maybe having a soundproof room where coworkers can jam during a break would be cool.... :D

  274. We dont' need no stinking office... by C10H14N2 · · Score: 1

    Provide a VPN.

    Even if you essentially expect people work in the office, giving the option to work remotely will cut down on lost productivity due to sickness and absenteeism. Letting people get out of the office environment and still work will keep morale up and also help attract and retain good people. When a minor cold keeps someone out of the office, you won't have to lose that day of work. Also, if your personnel needs start to exceed your square footage, people can start working off-site entirely, coming in only for meetings.

    I work for one company now that is entirely 'virtual.' Teams occasionally meet in person to stay on track, but then retreat to opposite corners of the country. The amazing thing is the office politics are essentially non-existent.

  275. Conference rooms are overlooked by defile · · Score: 1

    Software development is the communication of an idea from the buyer to the seller, and from the seller to a computer. This kind of communication is best facilitated in part by conference rooms where everyone can participate with their laptops.

    Unfortunately, every single conference room I've been in where all of the participants bring laptops involves a deadly tripwire field of power cords and ethernet cable. The power/rj45 jacks should be underneath the table, not against the walls.

    While I don't know much about sales and marketing, I bet each of those groups benefits in part from conferencing also, and could use conference rooms that were modern information worker friendly.

    IMO, the ideal office allocations, going around the edges, is: engineers, support, marketers, kitchen, equipment. In the middle goes clerical and management, and only from there can you reach accounting (which is against a barracaded edge). Why is management in the middle? So they can have a better chance in hell of understanding what's going on in the rest of the company through osmosis. Upper managers? They're located off-premesis so the rest of the company can get actual work done.

  276. EVERYBODY HAS A WINDOW THAT OPENS! by refactored · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Nothing compares to the sheer simplicity and utility of that.

    I speak with the authority of one who once had such a thing, and now cannot even see a window.

  277. Re:Lighting! Yes! Let your employees choose! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, what do I use to clean the monitor? Strangely enough, the manual has instructions for dusting the case, but not cleaning the actual screen.

    I've just been using a soft cloth, but it isn't entirely effective.

  278. Creative types have special needs by jayrtfm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since it's likely they will be dealing with photography, pantones, and printed material, 18% grey walls would be ideal, with 5500 degree industry standard lighting.
    When I had a multimeda company, our main common work area had tall, deep tables. They were tall so that we could comfortably work on the computer while standing, making it easy to go from station to collaberate (we had tall drafting table style chairs so we could sit). They were deep so that we had pleanty of room for the monitors, keyboard, and large Kurta/Wacom Tablets.

  279. One thing I've noticed. by bigattichouse · · Score: 1

    Every old-school engineering firm worth its salt had beer in the fridge. About the beer disappeared, the firm had generally lost their edge. 'Course this is *real* engineering and not software, not sure if the same rule applies.

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  280. suggestions by tekunokurato · · Score: 1

    I'm sitting in the office tonight, about to depart after long hours, so I'll look around and tell you what I like. First off, I work in a very small startup investment bank, so we're all finance types, and all techies as well.

    Corner desks are great because they give you that much more flexibility. We've got a couple offices that seat two/three people and they have modular deskspace with very low cube-ish partitions for those who face each other (my back is to one guy, so there's no partition there). The corner deskspace is a great way to do things rather than straight, and doesn't take a lot of extra space. The larger areas that seat two-four people who can spin their chairs around and look at their colleagues but who don't have to look at them all the time are great and flexible.

    We've got a conference area that's pretty formal but still relies on low two-person couches and chairs to seat people so it's very flexible, and clients love it. We're an investment bank so we don't really have the foozball table stuff, but we do have an area separate from our conference area that clients don't typically see that has more casual stuff, which I think is really important.

    We print a lot, and so convenient printers are REALLY important--you don't want to have to run down the hall every time you print a draft of a report or you'll go nuts.

    Chairs are also important. I thought I was going to cry when I had to leave the Aeron chairs I had in my office space at school, but fortunately we've got excellent chairs here, too. If we didn't, I'd go totally nuts. I sit here for twelve hours a day, you know?

    You've got to have convenient open filing space. Nice racks that you can file current stuff in so people don't leave it all over the place, but don't have to put it in a drawer or cabinet, either.

    Ultimately, I think the option but not necessity for interaction has been the most important feature in offices I've worked in. At the trading floor at fidelity's fixed income site, everything is open, the traders and portfolio managers sit in groups with low cube walls (so you can see over them sitting) and no cubes dividing people unless they're facing each other, and the analysts all have open offices around the room so they can be yelled to (or at) conveniently. As an intern on the phones at a major credit card company, and later doing operations work for them, we had cube walls high enough that you couldn't see over them and only flat desk space in front of us and I think it definitely damaged productivity.

    Good luck.

  281. Re:Lighting! Yes! Let your employees choose! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right on! Lighting has always been my biggest gripe. Best just to stick with individual offices that have a window.

  282. quiet a/c and some feng shui by anadem · · Score: 1

    Noisy a/c is very tiring - quiet offices are much more productive. Ideally get a place where you can have open windows sometimes, not relying entirely on forced air.

    Position people where they can feel some privacy, e.g. not with their backs to open doorways, and not face-on to people walking towards them.

    We have one office here where the occupant sits facing everyone who walks to the john -- at the last moment there's a left turn, immediately before hitting the unlicky guy's desk. I can't imagine a worse place to sit (except maybe in a toll booth)

    Monitors shouldn't be totally visible to everyone around.

    Private offices are great, but if they're not possible then semi-open-plan works well -- corrals of four people that allow for eye contact while sitting, divided by partitions which allow eye contact when standing. And plenty of plants. Use meeting rooms when necessary, only enclosed when essential. The best company I worked for used this, with even the CEO and CFO in the same style corrals. It made for excellent relations through the whole company, and the company made a LOT of money too.

  283. Re:My Actual work envornment... by blimpey · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ok, I dont have that...But I have everything that I need. I work in a small, software house in New Zealand, and here it works well...

    We have free soda,
    We have a free coffee machine (Beans, not instant-mud)
    We have kitchen facilities,
    We have a pool table, a dart board and "ping-pong"
    We have an open office, two desks together, loosely couple by project.
    Everyone has the same style chair.
    There is a non intrusive radio playing all day.
    Directors sit in a "fish bowl" (Out of the kitchen as it were)
    Everyone has a PC that is capable of doing their job.
    Everyone has VMWare too
    We have fast internet access (Well it is NZ, so this becomes another story!)

    And Friday is beer o'clock day, company funded.

    If a small company can do this....?

  284. I loved my last office. by ElDuderino44137 · · Score: 1

    Hey There,

    I loved my last office.
    And it wasn't the arron chairs that did it for me.

    I loved the fact that I could re-arrange the items in my cube to my hearts content.
    The cube was 12x12.
    I was able to pitch half the desk area ...
    and replace it with book shelves
    and a guest chair area.

    We also had closet/fileing cabinet combos.

    I didn't like that so much.
    Took up a lot of space for what it was worth.
    But it was mobile too.
    So I put it in the isle way ...
    out of my cube area.

    Eden.

    If only management was as comfortable as my work space!

    Regardless.

    The other major selling point ...
    wide isle ways.

    Ours were as wide as our cubes were.

    Cheers,
    -- The Dude

  285. Re: I agree about the computer access by Trigulus · · Score: 0

    You shut the fuck up or we will have to hurt you. Don't ever fuck with the sweet sweet deal that is network admin!

    --
    If something exists that does not need a creator (god) then why must the cosmos need one?
  286. And you thought you had it bad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently started work as a computer security consultant at a "Megacorp" mostly working on location with Fortune 20 clients. The client provides the work space, so often there is little or no control over the work environment. Yes, I do have a nifty shared cubicle at the home office (hoteling system), which I _haven't_ _yet_ _visited_ (60 days since I joined), so that doesn't count.

    My present work location has 12-14 of us in a conference room that seats 10 (we've dragged in a 6x2 table to accommodate the overflow), with network cables snaking over the table to a router that has a really noisy fan. We sit literally shoulder to shoulder, spreading our laptops over the conference table, with our power adapters snaking into a chain relay of power extension cords - the conference room has a total of 4 power sockets!!

    We share 6 phones amongst us, and at any given point in time, there are at least 4 people on the phone, at least one of which is guaranteed to be on speaker phone.

    The room is shared by a Partner, a 1-2 Sr. Managers, 3-4 Managers, and consultants; guess who's the loudest? The Partner; like hell you can ask her to shut up.

    The clients keep dropping in for a visit all day, and since we share phones, if you sit next to the main line, you do nothing but answer calls all day.

    We are not allowed * to have a printer of our own, so we need to sneak over and use the client's printers when they aren't being used by them.

    * Actually, we do have a printer of our own that prints 2-3 pages a minute, and just down the hallway sits a monster that spits out 60 pages a minute. Guess which one I prefer?

    So tell me, is it really my fault if I hate to come in to work?

    The lack of privacy (try reading /., or making a personal phone call with the Sr. Manager sitting next to you), the lack of ergonomic chairs (conference table, remember?), and the general mess of everything gets on my nerves.

    Besides, the project is really time critical (or so I've been told, I suspect all projects are like this), so we get in at 7 AM, eat lunch at the desk, and get back to the hotel room at 7 PM. I fly back home on Friday evenings, if the weather is bad flying out of O'Hare, I'm lucky if I get home by 2 AM Saturday morning - dragging 2 laptops, a suitcase and the mandatory suit; only to fly back on Sunday evening or really early (4AM) Monday morning.

    So quit whining will you?

  287. VERY IMPORTANT:

    Have food on hand. Good, nutritious meals, not candy and junkfood snacks.

    For FREE to the workers. As much as they want. Catered supper for large companies (especially at project crunch time), snack room stocked with frozen and dehydrated meals. Free soda and bottled water (not JUST coffee). And so on.

    Don't even THINK of putting in a vending machine with a token payment.

    For the price of a dinner you get an extra four hours of work from a significant fraction of the employees who partake.

    Having food handy at all hours mean a programmer will work long sessions several times per week, which is much more efficient than stopping after a day's work then trying to figure out where you were the next day. A catered dinner gives team members a non-stressful time to talk over work issues, as well as an incentive to stick around.

    HP pioneered this hack, with one of the founders' wives keeping a 'fridge stocked with sandwitches and serving lunch.

    I've been at several companies which had the tradition, then had a change of management. One of the first things the new clueless manager did each time was try to cut costs and stop the "raid on the company treasury" by cutting the food. Stopped the dinners, replaced nutritious with junk foods, instituted a subsidized token payment on the formerly free vending machines, etc.

    It was like cutting the workforce by 30% without cutting the salary expenses.

    Take away the dinners and the employees go out to dinner AND DON'T COME BACK, rather than working until near-midnight. Take away the nutritious food, and they go out for lunch. And so on.

    The startup mentality went away. People worked like they were at a "regular company" rather than a garage shop - despite repeated pep-talks from management. Attrition started. Company productivity even in the working hours remaining went 'way down.

    Food for the workers LOOKS like a significnat expense. But it's a drop in the bucket compared to staffing up by another 50% with people as expert in your own field as your existing employees. The costs aren't even comparable.

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  288. Aeron by rinks · · Score: 1

    Aeron chairs. Best. Chair. Ever.

    --
    My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
  289. One Word by rmohr02 · · Score: 1
  290. Whorehouse by Wingie · · Score: 0

    Ale and whores. (And manwhores too for those of us who like men.)

  291. Devil in the details by Anarchitect_in_oz · · Score: 1

    the difference between a space and an average, or just down right bad space, is the detail. Sometimes it worth paying someone to get this detail right. Like an Archititect, (the building kind) even if most programmers have read "a pattern language". The biggest hint is keep it clean and simple. Then add the human touch. Start with a clean base colour like off white (cream to grey, not biege) and colour with texture, like timber, fabric, plants. and lighting. Let the staff bring there own touches to it, with art work, lighting, music. the challange here is not to let one person dominate the space and to still have a unified image for the company. In many ways a good office will be similar to a good home. thinking about the parrallels between the rooms in a house to areas in an office can be a good start. Remember you don't need walls to divid space.

    --
    "Call us when the New age is old enough to drink" Beck
  292. Best and worst by LuxFX · · Score: 1

    The worst work environment I've had was with the IT group of an options trading company. The entire company (something like twenty-five traders, fifteen IT, five management) worked in the same room. All one big long space, traders at one end, IT at the other. I was sort of an offshoot of the IT department, since I was a temp doing their website, and I ended up in the middle. It was the noisiest environment I've ever worked in. The traders shouted at their phone and at each other all day long, and I had an external door right next to me that people kept going in and out of, letting it cold Chicago winter air.

    Having been so miserable there, I started to realize what was important to me: a personal space, with enough privacy that I can successfully ignore everything going on around me. I don't mind cubicles as long as there can still be interaction between team members. Another job I had used clusters of four cubes (especially good for teams of four) with windows in between them. The windows weren't right next to you, but if you leaned back you could talk with your neighbor. Very good for working.

    Don't forget the perks though. Another job I had set all of its cubes up around a central foosball table, and there was at least one game every afternoon (though I'd prefer a pool table myself). And yet another job had nightly Quake3/Unreal matches.

    Food is also key. Free drinks are a must, and free snacks help a lot too. Keep the fridge stocked with soft drinks and bottled water (and don't forget to have plenty of diet soda options -- geeks don't get much exercise you know). Keep the drawers stocked with hershey's kisses, etc. or whatever holiday-themed treats go with the times.

    Sometimes give the workers a special treat! The terrible job environment with the traders wasn't the worst job experience I've had because of the perks and treats. They had the free food/soda. But the best thing was that once they held a Glenlivet whiskey tasting! Lots of fun....

    --
    Punctanym: alternate spelling of words using punctuation or numerals in place of some or all of its letters; see 'leet'
  293. My Office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work in a store, but I do have some ideas about how a good office is set up. First off, I like being able to move around (based on my assignment for that day). It does give a nice feeling to the day in general. When I work at customer service, I am stuck with a few network terminals running off of an old IBM AS/400 Machine, as well as a cheap IBM PC running NT 4.0. Sometimes, when its completely dead, I want to go play a game of solitare or something. But, the system is so limited, all I can do is open up the main screen for the store. I guess my point it to not limit the computer network so much that all a person can do is their work (but limit it so that a person doesn't just play all day), and use a server with software that is less than 24 years old (no kidding, the login screen says (c) 1980!). Also make the equipment cosmetically pleasing (don't use just plain beige towers for the computers, use the black or darker towers for your systems, and if it's in the budget, get LCD displays instead of CRT's). One final thought: if it's a nice day out, maybe set up a small courtyard or something (if it's possible) and allow people to work outside over WiFi on laptops. I'm sure that it would be a morale booster to work and get some sun at the same time.

  294. The one thing that is desperatly needed by geekoid · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is a small room, just for making phone calls too personel for the cube enviroment.
    I didn't relize how much something like this is needed until I was going through a family crisis I didn't want anybody to no about.
    Just needs a small table a phone and a chair.

    that said, color is good, real plants are good, comfortable chairs, nice pictures. Free sodas go a very long way.

    Speaking of chairs, find a supplier that will bring chairs in, and let the employees try them out, and pick a color. Employees are expensive, give them smething comfortable to sit so the can concentrate.

    BTW, are you hiring programmers?

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  295. My goodness by geekoid · · Score: 1

    "Employees have been known to arrive at 11 a.m. and to leave at 5 p.m. -- 18 days later."

    heh, one of these days, some guy is going to get killed driving home, and his family will sue the company into dust.

    I have worked in places where working 14 hour days for more then 13 days is legaly dangerous. Sleeping and working is just asking for problems.
    Like crappy games and a failed company...for starters.

    --
    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  296. Jump the Shark by canineK9 · · Score: 1

    If everybody gets Aeron chairs you know the company just junped the shark and is going down the tube. Spiff the resume quick. And if management suggets "Herman Miller" work spaces, fight it. Futuristic looking? sure if working in a theatrical art director's vision of tomorrows' "Office Space" makes your day. There is only fabric between you and three or four others in each cluster so every phone call intrudes from the first ring to the good-bye. Your back is completely exposed to anyone to gawk at your monitor or stand in the space between the clusters and talk. Except for the "senior" people who get a reject from a windsurf sail made of cheesy thin cloth to "partition" the conferences you have with the one other person there is room for in your area, that is if they don't mind sitting on the cusioned file cabinet that serves as the other chair. Cubicle Hell? You just haven't made it to the seventh circle yet.

  297. Actually by geekoid · · Score: 1

    you need to hire a friend that claims to be a pro, pay him a ton of money to design it, make it look like every other office, split the money.

    Or get them offices the fit three desks comfortably, stuff 4 desks in there and say 'the first one to complain gets the shaft'
    Pocket the cash

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    The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
  298. Unfortunatly by geekoid · · Score: 1

    The cube opening will be facing the window, and the onitor will be facing the cobe entrance, so the morning or evening sun hits the monitor, making your head feel like someone is hitting it with a pickaxe.

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  299. Re:Lighting! Yes! Let your employees choose! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Envision actually recommends cleaning monitors with Windex, even LCDs. Perhaps they're trying to reduce product lifetime to increase sales, but the quality of my EN-775e suggests otherwise. If they wanted the monitor to break, they would have used a less robust power button, like the one on the Nokia monitors in the lab, which is completely broken now, and will only turn on with a lot of luck.

  300. YOU FAIL IT!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?

    Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man *chuckles* ...so to answer your question. I don't know.

    Season 7, Episode 19 (3F15) "A Fish Called Selma"

  301. Go with the experts -- IBM by watanabe · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Here are some results from IBM's long term research on programmers / "thought" type workers in general:

    Programmers need 100 square feet of space, and 30 square feet of desk space for optimal productivity. More doesn't really help. I also personally feel two monitors drastically increases efficiency, but IBM didn't make any comments on this in the 80s when they did this research.

    Offices are good. Cubes are bad. If your cube walls are over 7 feet tall, they function about like walls would. (But, since you're rolling your own space, go with offices. Note that Microsoft uses offices as well.)

    People need their back to a wall. Backs to the door / window = tension.

    Programmers need to be able to close the door, so:
    • Doors
    • Phones with "Do Not Disturb" Buttons
    • A culture that lets them close the door

    Also, programmers frequently work in small groups; this means that they're more efficient when they can talk to each other. This also works contrary to the 'doors' stuff above: Here's one suggestion I read which synthesizes all this:

    Three programmer team: They get one office, 300 square feet, arranged as follows, each one has a desk, and faces out from the wall. Partitions / dividers / plants, create some privacy. This is about 200 of the square feet. The remaining is a small couch and a chair, plus a whiteboard area for those really great discussions. The whole room has a door, which will probably be mostly closed. The common area is nearest the door.

    You get the idea. This space is centered around helping programmers get in the 'zone' when they need to, and helping them get quick answers from their team when they need to.
    1. Re:Go with the experts -- IBM by descil · · Score: 1

      The workspace you suggest is good, but the workspace I work in is better.

      It's a rectangular arrangement with desks facing the wall. There is no "boss" in the room, and the culture is good, so there's no tension about backs away from the wall. In the center of the room is a table. We often confer around the table - sometimes joking or playing around with the toys in the room, and sometimes exploring various physics principles, and sometimes considering the software we work on. The door is around the hallway, so even if someone opens it, we have time to scatter our toys and return to work.

      It is VERY important that we have our toys, and our privacy! If we didn't, we'd burn out faster than a lightbulb. We all have lots of wall space, whiteboards, multiple computers, space for laptops, multiple monitors, and all of the various storage equipment we need (I work for a backup software company).

      However. This doesn't work as well for the programmers! See, I'm actually a storage architect. I do programming, but I also go on the road frequently. The programmers all work in similar configurations (except they're in high-wall cubeland), but they never take advantage of the ability to talk to each other. It might be a chinese culture thing for them. But I think they'd all do a lot better with full privacy, backs against the wall, huddled in the dark, maybe intravenously fed from a centralized location yogurt and rice.

  302. Flourescent Lights - Bad Rap by shoemakc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Look guys....i've got to jump in here to defend flourescents. They've gotten quite a bit better in the last 50 years and they're not all sickly blueish white with a circa 1950 magnetic ballasts. Modern Flourescents use high frequency electronic ballets with no detectible flicker, and warmer temperature bulbs are available that better approximate sunlight. You can also get fixtures with a largely vertical distibution pattern to avoid screen glare and eye fatigue.

    In general in a computer based office, providing general flourescent lighting at a low light level and then brighter task ligthing at each desk is the way to go.

    -Chris

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    --an unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys--
    1. Re:Flourescent Lights - Bad Rap by greenhide · · Score: 1

      We use full-spectrum bulbs in our office and they're wonderful. Inside it could look like it's the brightest time of day; I look outside and it's pitch black (okay, 9 pm dark, but you get the idea).

      --
      Karma: Chevy Kavalierma.
  303. flourescent lighting! by dulles · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I, and I'm sure many others, would agree that flourescent lighting (the standard stuff anyway) can be a pain in the ass. The artificialness and 60 Hz buzz in poorly wired rooms can lead to all sorts of strain.

    For not too much more, however, you can get the office properly wired to avoid any such 60 Hz buzz. Installing "Happy-Lights" that more closely reproduce natural sunlight is a HUGE PLUS. So shop wisely for the lights and you can find some pretty relaxing spectrums that not only keep people happy inside longer, but allow them to see better as well.

    1. Re:flourescent lighting! by CyanDisaster · · Score: 1

      ...I, and I'm sure many others, would agree that flourescent lighting (the standard stuff anyway) can be a pain in the ass. The artificialness and 60 Hz buzz in poorly wired rooms can lead to all sorts of strain...

      Back when I was working as a developer in Winnipeg, we never had a problem with flourescent lighting buzzing...mainly because we'd never have the lights turned on. Why? Because they'd...buzz...hmmmm. We actually would work without the lights, and liked it. Personally, I find I work better in the dark, with as few distractions, including light, as possible. Mind you, I'm also the kind of guy who actually enjoyed getting 10-15 minutes of sunlight per day as I walked to and from Subway to get lunch.

      Hope be with ye,
      Cyan

    2. Re:flourescent lighting! by Stingr · · Score: 1

      I'm with you. I've found that if I get rid of as much unnecessary (artificial) light as possible it helps my eyes naturally focus on my screen. That's how we used to work in my last job. We worked in storage closets with no windows because there was no other room for us at the time. It was great until my boss hired a consultant to "help" us look more professional. Working in the dark was the first thing to go well after the fish tank anyway.

      To throw in my two cents regarding the topic at hand however I would say maximize natural light and minimize artificial light. When you have to use artificial light don't use the cheap stuff as a previous post suggested and wherever possible make it indirect light (i.e. hide the light source). This gives you the ambient light you need but it won't be as harsh on the eyes.

      My other suggestion would be to give your office a comfortable atmosphere. You don't have a large staff so I would recommend actual desks (not cubes). Oh and don't buy the Office Depot pressboard specials, spring for something a little more unique. Your staff will appreciate the change from the norm. Make it a place where your staff will want to spend time. However don't make it too comfortable or you'll have people napping instead of working.

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      Chaos reigns within.
      Reflect, repent, and reboot.
      Order shall return.
    3. Re:flourescent lighting! by monkeybrainsoup · · Score: 0

      I totally agree. Although I've also found flourescent lighting has a dramatic detrimental impact on my mental state. After 2 years of working in a basement with low ceilings and flourescent lighiting, I thought I was going to go insane.

      At my new job, I've slowly but surely convinced everyone in my department they like working with the lights off. We also have large windows overlooking Queens, NY with shades that allow us to blow 95% of the natural light coming from outside if we choose.

      Yesterday a tech came in to repair a computer and flipped on the switch. Immediately 3 people (other than myself started complaining about the lights)

      Score one for working in the dark. We do get ridicule from the rest of the office, but screw em!

    4. Re:flourescent lighting! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Happy Lights" are highly overpriced compact fluorescent full spectrum lighting with good ballasts. You could save yourself a ton of money going with a DIY approach. There's plenty of full spectrum bulbs out there for standard fixtures, particularly in aquarium and plant circles (for plant and coral growth). Hell, you could probably buy a fully commercial aquarium lighting system for less than Happy Lights and end up with pretty much the same thing.

  304. If you must use cubicles, at least include... by tcgroat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Storage space, and lots of it. You can't RTFM if there's no place to keep TFM. Modular cubicles with built-in "efficient furniture" typically have one small (often non-locking) book shelf. That is utterly inadequate for technical staff.

    Glare-free lighting. For me it's not how much or little light, but how it hits the screen and desk. A hot spot on the screen or a overhead light aimed at the eyeglasses is a migraine waiting to happen.

    Flexible arrangement. What works for my body may not suit yours. Monitor and keyboard positions change depending on eye height, length of arms, bifocals vs. 20/20 vision, etc. Frequently used items will be arranged differently for the sin vs. dex vs. amidextrous workers. Another strike against one-size-fits-all modular furnishings.

    QUIET telephone ringers, perhaps completely muted (use a "ring" light instead). You don't need to hear it from down the hall, that's why you have voice mail and a cell phone. How I miss the days of Western Electric phones, when you could stuff tissue into your neighbor's ringer and kill the stinking noise!

    Single cubicles only; no double bunking. Even if you practice ExP, allow everybody some own personal space. When it's team programming time, pull up an extra chair (another real chair, not some broken-down reject from the lunch room).

    Dilbert clippings hanging on every available wall. It's not a geek department without them!

  305. Re: I agree about the computer access by dspeyer · · Score: 2, Interesting
    So, basically you've described cases where lock-down works, and cases where it backfires. What we need is a way of distinguishing the two. I propose a simple one: ask your employees. Ask each user whether they would prefer a locked-down system with total hand-holding and support services or an unlocked system with only minimal support for host-specific issues. I strongly suspect most people will choose the right option (mostly the salespeople will choose option A and the coders option B, but the occasional clueful salesperson won't be discriminated against this way).

    All this is based on the assumption that people who don't have a clue what they're doing know that they don't have a clue. In my experience, this is usually the case. There are occasional exceptions. For them, let them get into trouble, and maybe help them out once, but after that tell them "it's your problem, unless you want to go to lock-down." Also be sure to block network access to computers that spew viruses.

  306. Nice to have - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    1. Hot water faucet for tea, soup, etc. (microwave water - no good)
    2. Refrigerator
    3. Microwave
    4. Citrix server - work from home or road
    5. VPN
    6. Stable network / computer envioroment (patch, lockdown)
    7. "wall talker" whiteboards
    8. Enough storage space
    9. Backups - peace of mind, save your butt.
    10. Offices if you can - privacy, some people work better in different lighting
    11. Quiet break room with comfy chairs
    12. Kitchen / common lunch area

    Avoid:
    Noisy equipment in common areas

  307. Re:Lighting! Yes! Let your employees choose! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > Right on! Lighting has always been my biggest gripe. Best just to stick with individual offices that have a window.

    Fine by me! Lighting has always been my biggest gripe too. Best just to stick you with offices that have those icky bright windows!

    The day star! It feels like burning! I want my cave!

  308. Sleep room... by totoanihilation · · Score: 3, Insightful

    One think lacking in most all workspaces is a quiet place to get some shut-eye on your lunch break. A 30 minutes nap can do miracles in productivity and morale.

    Mind you, private offices with a door you can shut, lights you can turn off, windows with blinds, a couch, and "do-not-disturb" sign could do as well :)

  309. optimal office by nerdsv650 · · Score: 1

    I've worked at companies with private offices, I've worked at companies with sheets of plywood used to separate the work areas. In my mind there were a few things that made working a living hell (Veritas) or a trully fantastic place.

    1) Give me interesting projects, challenging but not to the point of frustrating me.
    2) Surround me with people who constantly keep me on my toes.
    3) Don't micro-manage me, but don't let me feel forgotten.
    4) Allow plants, aquariums, and other forms of life that are non-invasive to co-workers.
    4) Give me my choice of monitor, keyboard, and mouse.
    6) Let me set the lighting levels I'm comfortable with.

    In these regards, nCube (my current employer) is absolute tops. Sequent was VERY good until IBM bought us and destroyed us. Veritas did buy me a nice keyboard, mouse, and monitor.

    -michael

  310. Screw offices - wifi hotspots are the future by rjamestaylor · · Score: 1

    My office has plush chairs, small round tables, shared / unavailable power plugs, piped in music, a Barrista and a cash register: Starbucks or Borders Books. TMobile HotSpot access also gives me office space in Kinkos. Then there's the free hotspots, too.

    Headphones and a surly look give me the privacy I need to code, admin, write, email, collaborate, triage, interview -- all with a supply of vittles and drinks to keep the mind sharp and heart beating.

    But those chocolate-dipped peanut butter cookies are going to be the end of me.

    At Borders, I have a library available to suppliment my O'Reilly Safari subscription. At Kinkos: printers, fax machines, and office supplies.

    Seriously, break the lease, pick a hotspot methodology and get to work!

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    -- @rjamestaylor on Ello
  311. Let us choose some things by bluGill · · Score: 1

    Keyboards and mice are cheap, and personal. Let us get whichever ones fit us. Assume that people will get better keyboards (IBM model M!), and mice (trackballs?). For that matter you can have several connected to one computer. I haven't found a reason for two keyboards yet, but I have a mouse on either side of my keyboard, and switch hands from time to time. I'd like to try a trackball, but so far nobody is willing to buy me on. (The mouse was stolen from a 486 we threw away)

    Chairs are likewise personal, though a little more expensive.

    A lamp would be really nice. Or it would be really nice if they would turn off those @%&%# lights. (flourescent, but any hurt)

  312. Sunshine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my short working career, I have worked in 4 types of work environment:

    1) desks crowed around a carpeted room with no windows (2 years)
    2) desk spread around a concrete floor in an industrial garage (1.5 years)
    3) desk-level cubicle farm (no high walls on 3 sides) (1 year)
    4) my own small office with a door and a window facing downtown Boston over the Charles River

    I'd rank these 4-2-3-1.

    Of these, obviously #4 is the most inviting, and I really don't mind my 2-block walk to work any more. My stint to #3 included a 50-mile commute, so perhaps that jaded my low opinion of the place. The concrete garage was actually very cool (we could open both garage doors in the summer and get a helluva breeze blowing in the place). All of these places had adequate furniture to lounge or doze whenever I wanted.

    For me, I'd rank the environment's qualities, in order of decreasing importance: distance, sunshine, privacy. Others may put these qualities in a different order.

    So your answer is obvious. Put the worker bees in two giant rooms: one that has all desks in private cubes and another that has all desks in an open area. Both rooms should have as much natural light from windows/skylights as possible. The ones who prefer privacy can go to the cube farm, and the others can go to the community room.

  313. Not perfect but pretty good by mla_anderson · · Score: 1

    I was involved in planning our building when we layed it out. While I didn't get everything the way I wanted it I was able to push some important points.

    Things we did well:
    1. Lots of network/phone connections. Six per cube and eight per office. These all go to a patch panel so even with an older phone system moving people is very easy.

    2. Small cube groups. We have cubes grouped eight together which breaks it down to product groups for the most part. This makes communication easy.

    3. Large cubes. 10' x 10' with a large work surface, lots of storage and still room for a whiteboard.

    4. Labs are next to the cube group. My lab was (I'm on a new product now and have to walk) right behind me through a door. This makes it easy to go from lab to cube.

    5. Large lunchroom. We use it for company wide meetings.

    6. Minimal control over computers. We require a company wide virus scanner. We don't let non-engineers to install applications. Engineers have full reign over their own computers but if they break it they fix it.

    Things we didn't do so well:
    1. We have one large conference room and an office converted into an conference room. We can fit the entire engineering department in the large conference room but need that once every six months. However we are constantly fighting over conference rooms.

    2. Not enough power. I asked for three times as many outlets as we got. We have power bars and extensions cords running all over the place.

    3. Flourescent lights. 'nuff said.

    4. Limited natural light. The offices are on the outside edge of the building and have windows. There's a window between the offices and the cube farm that's supposed to let in outside light but of course office dwellers close their blinds and deprive us of outside light.

    5. No keycard pad at the back door. You have to have a key to get in the back door and for some unknown reason only managers get those.

    6. For some unknown reason my cube is always below the AC vent. Everytime we've moved it's been that way. There needs to be better diffusion of AC. My hands get frozen at the keyboard.

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    Sig is on vacation
  314. Yet Another List by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    - free 'good' hot lunch on campus. This does amazing things for morale, communication, and general awareness of what is going on in the company.

    - doors. cubes are a net loss. I'd estimate it would take 3 average cube workers to do the work of 2 average office workers. Even if people are in offices of two or three people.

    - multiple monitors. This is probably the most cost effective way to increase coder productivity. It is unthinkable to pay someone 100k/yr and half their critical window into their workspace for pennies.

    - infinite caffiene, fruit, pain relievers, breath mints, and snacks.

    - bonus points for a nice campus, with park-like landscaping, fountains, fish ponds, and bell tower.

    BTW, such a place actually exists, I work there (a studio in SoCal), and hope I never have to go back to cube-land.

  315. One office I'd love to work in by kc8jhs · · Score: 1

    let's be honest, this guy kinda knew what he was doing

    my ideal office (kinda)

    -Mikey P

  316. My perfect office... by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    This is how my perfect office would work. First of all, every employee who has a job to get done has assigned to him at least five women who prance around naked, give him massages as often as he wants, serve him cocktails, etc. Secondly, any equipment requested by any employee would be provided. Management would not be allowed to evaluate the employee's performance or his use of the equipment provided. All employees would work for a salary, but working more than four hours per day or twenty hours per week would entitle the employee to earn by the hour in addition to and separate from the salary which is being paid. All employees would earn at least $100,000 a year, and be entitled to eight weeks of paid vacation time and another eight weeks of paid sick days, plus national holidays and traditional days off. There would be no dress code, code of conduct, code of ethics, or any other rules. No employee may be fired. All employees shall receive any car of their choice as a company car, with any options they request provided, with all expenses, such as maintainance, paid by the company. Gasoline would be reimbursed to the employee. The company would not be allowed to track the use of the vehicle. All of the employee's personal expenses, such as rent, utilities, food, recreation, etc., shall be reimbursed by the company, with compound interest accruing from the date of purchase to the date of reimbursement, even if the employee deliberately holds on to the receipts for a while to accrue interest. All employees shall receive steep discounts on whatever products or services the company provides, and since that falls under the employee's personal expenses, they would be reimbursed by the company. I think that's about it, but I think I could work effectively in that kind of office.

    1. Re:My perfect office... by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1

      Aside from the naked women part, it sounds like a job in the Saudi Arabian government. I think you need to have a close genetic connection to get one of those jobs, though, 8^)

  317. Re:Lighting! Yes! Let your employees choose! by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
    I really want a 1,000,000 candle spotlight to point at the door in cases like this.

    Here ya are! Go nuts!

    --
    And the brethren went away edified.
  318. Work From Home by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Forget the office.

    You can send me my check now - the money you just saved not wasting it on an office.

    --
    Richard Steven Hack - This sig is TOO GODDAMN SHORT TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WITH! MORONS!
  319. Suggestion: by saroth2 · · Score: 1

    A cubicle with ample space and the following:
    1. A Peltier Chip Refrigerator/Warmer restocked daily with the employee's favorite non-alcholic beverage in caffinated and non-caffinated varieties (if possible/applicable).
    2. A choice of CRT or LCD monitor.
    3. A choice of Linux, FreeBSD, or Windows 2K+ workstation with:
    a. Remote Access:
    1) (Linux/FreeBSD) VNC Terminal Server
    2) (Windows) VNC Standard Server
    b. Root/Administrator permissions for employee if he or she is experienced.
    c. Fast internet connection (1-2 Mbits/s+) and LAN connection (100-1000 Mbits/s+).
    d. Ability to give computer an external IP (experienced users).
    4. Closable Door with "Do not disturb" Sign
    5. Adjustable Lighting and Desk Lamp
    6. Comfortable Swivel Chair, There Should be Several to Choose From

    There should be in the building a self-serve coffee bar with a real espresso machine (not the sweet stuff, it should taste like strong and thick regular coffee, ok if you don't get it go to Starbucks and order a single espresso) and a kitchenette.

  320. MOD FUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ipfwadm++

  321. Free Soda machine by spcmastertim · · Score: 1

    where I work, we get free soda, coffee, etc. It probably only costs them a few pennies per employee, but it sure does make a difference. Plus, an addiction to caffine will make sure they stick around (the first one is always free...)

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    Body in a woodchipper...HA HA!
  322. Light and White Noise by DeckerEgo · · Score: 2, Informative
    Natural light is definitely a biggie. And comfortable chairs. I HATE MY CUBICLE because the damn chair has no lumbar support. I can't code for more than 15-30 minutes at a time because of it.

    White noise is a weird thing that's actually become necessary. Some people use music (which I hate), some just have a nice baratone ventilation system. Low enough to be subconscious, amplified enough to drown out the random sounds of papers shuffling and coccyx breaking.

  323. Drop the "deathly" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I might be inclined to agree with you if your comment didn't day "deathly allergic." Someone who is merely allergic, but will be plagued with congestion, sneezing, or generally feeling miserable as a result of a dog being present has a legitimate complaint, even though they aren't "deathly allergic."

  324. post production by gobbo · · Score: 1

    We had to design a small media postproduction space with an adjoining office in a university. Three editing suites in an 18x18' room, with cabinets storing cameras and other gear, and two admin/graphics machines went into another room about 18x8'. The catch: no windows. Good for avoiding glare, bad for sanity.

    Survival design tactics included an inky blue/gray colour for the editing space (to match the lacie monitors) with splashes of colour on the wall, halogen lighting for high-contrast spots, good ventilation, iso-racks to house noisy 'puters and hard drive arrays, headphones, and a good desk setup.

    The office/admin area got a sunny yellow paint job, at first at the limits of what's bearable, but after all day without windows it really helps. Same high contrast lighting, some full-spectrum bulbs too. More sanity-building: agreement in musical taste before the headphones come off, and of course it helps that we're unaffected by viruses or downtime or petty frustrations, since we're using Macs for A/V work. Now we can cram 5 people into a two person space without any bloodshed.

  325. Every good office by nEoN+nOoDlE · · Score: 1

    Needs a stuffed monkey hanging on the coat hanger and a Billy Big Mouth Singing Bass fish... You can't put a price on comedy.

    --
    Don't trust a bull's horn, a doberman's tooth, a runaway horse or me.
  326. fluorescent lights = bad by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The biggest thing that irritates me if fluorescent lighting.

    I mean, it literally irritates me, physically. The strobing is somewhat noticeable, the tone of light is somewhat painful, and worst of all, over time it gives me a headache. My eyes will get exceedingly tired, and I'm unable to concentrate when that happens. I need me eyes to work.

    I've heard that prolonged fluorescent light exposure can lead to other health complications as well, but I don't know what.

    I'd strongly suggest natural lighting if at all possible, and if not, opt for low-key ambient lighting around the perimeters of the floor/wall/whatever. Also, have lighting which doesn't cast direct light, but shines light on walls or the ceiling - such as those lights-on-a-pole with the upside-down light cover (not sure what they're called). If at all possible, have natural lighting: tinted skylights, open windows.

    The stress of a CRT/LCD on a person's eyes is bad enough. Don't add fluorescents.

    - someone with sensitive eyes

    --
    ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
    1. Re:fluorescent lights = bad by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I might also add that it's nice to be able to get up and stretch the legs every once in a while.

      Being able to focus on something in the distance is -necessary- every hour or so if you're working on close-up work if you don't want to fuck your eyes over.

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      ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
  327. real plants :) by Sivaram_Velauthapill · · Score: 1

    I personally like plants (no, not those plastic ones :( ). I don't know if the cost and maintenance is too much for real plants but I feel that they help the environment.

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    Sivaram Velauthapillai
    Seeking the meaning of life... @slashdot of all places ;)
  328. No recessed monitors in corner desks by Facekhan · · Score: 1

    I really hate my desk at work cause the monitor is recessed into the open corner of the office on the desk furniture. It makes me have to wear my glasses to see the screen and that increases my eye strain and general stess level.

  329. Re:Lighting! Yes! Let your employees choose! by Hatta · · Score: 1

    Group the dark people together and the light people together.

    Umm, isn't that illegal?

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    Give me Classic Slashdot or give me death!
  330. quiet, good lighting, air quality, and privacy by Facekhan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When you do your buildout if you do one thicken the walls a bit or put something to help diminish the noise. Pay a few bucks more for better lighting. Not those plastic zombie lights that flicker. Good ventilation and and maybe a quiet air filter can really help out those us with allergies and anything that helps more oxygen and less dirt get through the lungs is a winner.

    Privacy is a big one. I know I would be a lot more satisfied with my job if I was not in an office with no privacy. We don't even have dividers. I have to wait till everyone goes to lunch (I take a later lunch) just to have a moment of quiet. Obviously everyone can't have their own office but definitely don't overlook smaller sets of cubes. Why not put 4 cubes together in a diamond shape where everyone is at an angle from each other. This reduces the feeling of being in an egg carton.

    1. Re:quiet, good lighting, air quality, and privacy by naoy · · Score: 1

      A quiet desktop is very important: servers are in my desktop and it's very noisy.

  331. Re:You are being too nice! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    Don't worry, I'm not proposing allowing people to bring them to work. I'm only pointing out their superiority as a household pet.

  332. No group music. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This might not have crossed your mind if you work for a larger company but here it is for all you small-time (for now) guys.

    Buy your team $30 or $40 headphones but do not force any of them to listen to music you, or them, or anyone else around happens to like.

    Sometimes people who think for a living actually want to _think_ without music. Other times certain types of music drive them up the the wall. My rule is no streos. Sorry but I don't care that you can't work with headphones because you're not going to distract other people who are trying to work.

    Personally I work out code/data flow/etc on paper first without distractions and then listen to music while I'm typing the code.

    - 52ac76c77f50b99c35530ce006059c2b

  333. The office equipment I ever had by tcullen · · Score: 1

    Was a fridge with an always full keg of Bridgeport IPA in it at all times. That'll make you work on the weekends...

  334. ratio of tasks by tuxnduke · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You mentioned that your office has 40-45 people (15 engineers, 7 creative types, 15 biz dev/sales, + extras.. )

    I wonder what is the common ratio between similar tasks/roles nowadays. I work on a software company with about 80 employees, and I'd say at least 50 of are engineers/developers and we have 5, max 10 people who one could consider to be sales personel and 6 creative/graphical/gui designing guys + the support, extras etc.

    Are we the exception that makes the rule or what type of ratio between roles other companies have ?

  335. so you want a better office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have to kill all the middle management good luck!!

  336. Caffeine. Lots and lots of caffeine. by the-build-chicken · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...actually...our boss supplies fruit...pretty much as much as you can eat, and we always have filtered water chilled in the fridge...I love caffiene...and I've worked places that supply free cola as well...and I've gotta say, it's great working for a boss that thinks two steps ahead of me and knows that while I may work insanely long hours on caffiene, I'll still be working for him in 10 years on fruit/water.

    1. Re:Caffeine. Lots and lots of caffeine. by Kjella · · Score: 1

      ...and I've gotta say, it's great working for a boss that thinks two steps ahead of me and knows that while I may work insanely long hours on caffiene, I'll still be working for him in 10 years on fruit/water.

      You may be willing to work for them, but will the company be there? Sometimes it's just crunch time. Tuesday I was working 8-16, 18-20, 22-04 and started again next morning at 09.00 to hold a major presentation/methodology/demo case for a potential MAJOR customer. And today I get to mostly read slashdot and relax a bit.

      Couldn't have done it without caffiene. Though I could have done without the "We can't present this, this is a complete piece of crap... It needs to be rewritten big-time" part, at least so damn close to the call. Though I suppose crunch-time caffiene and 24/7 caffiene are two different things tho.

      Kjella

      --
      Live today, because you never know what tomorrow brings
    2. Re:Caffeine. Lots and lots of caffeine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget mod points - - you should get a medal for that post. With rare exceptions (as noted in the other response to your post) caffeine is overrated.

    3. Re:Caffeine. Lots and lots of caffeine. by ron_ivi · · Score: 1
      " and knows that while I may work insanely long hours on caffiene, I'll still be working for him in 10 years on fruit/water."

      With caffiene instead of fruit you'll be retired on a beach instead of working in 10 years. :)

  337. Telecommute ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Network bandwidth with DSL providers is getting quite good these days - why not dispense with a good chunk of the expense and telecommute ?

    Kit people out with good webcam/sound, invest in appropriate setups for people at home, and if you have to make use of a serviced office for those important face to face meetings.

  338. Telecommuting is dead? by mratitude · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok, I know the question is, "What would be the perfect office?", so mod this as off topic if you must, but how 'bout no office or cubicle or desk-in-a-corner at all?

    Am I the only guy that still dreams of working in front of his wireless laptop at home with the CD music shaking the windows? You never got the urge to get up, put on the bathrobe, and tap at the keyboard without first having to act like you know how to dress yourself and then commute 15 miles to the office? What a way to start the day...

    Do we miss office politics that much? It's the only reason why you feel "out of the loop" when you're not in the office - Come on, admit it! How many managers have you ever liked let alone admired? And the few good managers (open minded, considerate, inspirational) you managed to work for generally don't last long since most of the qualities that you like aren't the same qualities that most organizations encourage, let alone put up with.

    The only reason that telecommuting isn't a reality today is because the management structure in most organizations date back to when Prussia was a colonial power. Without offices and cubicles managers don't 'control' floor space. Without floor space, there isn't people 'under' you. Without all that going on, a manager would be nothing more than a receiver and coordinator for the output of others. A ticket puncher and bean counter.

    The technology for remote, at home, offices has been in place for FIFTEEN years! My home office is my perfect office, IMHO.

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    Mod me troll, if you must, I can't help it.
  339. another reason for a shower by remolacha · · Score: 1

    for bicyle commuters (depending on climate). if you take all this advice, can I come work there?

  340. Decent Chairs by BrianMarshall · · Score: 1
    Aeron chairs. Spoil my ass please.

    I don't know that Aeron chairs are necessary, but decent chairs are extremely important for some people. They don't have to be that expensive; they just have to be the right shape to hold the small of your back together.

    I can sit in a good chair for hours. In a bad chair, after about fifteen minutes, I have to get up every five minutes because my back hurts so much.

    Saving a couple of hundred bucks on a chair and having an expensive worker in pain is not saving money!

    --
    "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" -- HST
  341. The important stuff by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    Where I'm coming from: I currently own and actively manage a busy computer graphics software company, a really busy literary agency, and a thriving online lingerie store. I'm 49, and have been running companies since about 1980 either as an executive or owner. I have just short of 100 employees right now, across all my businesses.

    You can rarely have everything, so the important issues are where I expend first - then if there's any funding left over, I add more. There are so many areas where you can do cool things, it's important to have a feeling for what gets everyone the most bang for the buck.

    These are all critical, so there is no order. Some seem relatively expensive, but pay off handsomely:

    • Great chairs: Let the officedwellers choose with a budget of about $1500.00 per chair.

    • Great Monitors: Let the officedwellers choose with a budget of about $1500.00 per monitor. Make sure they like LCD's if you're thinking that way - not everyone does, LCD's do some strange things with antialiasing when they're not running in their native resolution. People with high acuity (20/10...20/15) will easily see this and may object quite strongly. CRTs are better for those people. Make sure they have lots of desk depth if people want large CRT monitors.

      Fast computers - you pay for every second your people wait, and if they're thinking, then it is still better for the computer to be ready for them, first. Don't skimp at all. Today's machines should be 3GHZ and 2 gigs of ram for XP or Linux. There is no excuse for anything less.

    • Cell isolation. Whatever you pick, cubes, offices, etc., make sure that it is very difficult for anyone to hear anyone else. If they can't talk on the phone, play music at a low to moderate volume and have a conversation without being heard in other spaces, the office situation sucks. IMHO, no one, ever, should be forced to work in the same space as someone else unless they're the acting principals involved in making a porno.

    • Get everyone a quiet, but large capacity, HEPA air cleaning system and make sure it is maintained properly. This significantly reduces the incidence of colds and asthmas, keeps dust off of and out of stuff (this is very good for computers!), and generally makes life a good deal more pleasant for everyone. One of the least expensive and most effective "nice touches" you can do for your people. Remember, though: QUIET!

    • Most recent addition: If you're using PCs, NO ONE may use Internet Explorer. Get, and use, the Firefox beta, then release when it comes out. This will eliminate adware and such crap that is otherwise a huge, huge headache. Most people love it to death, too, given a decent introduction to what tabs can do for them.

    This stuff definitely adds up. However, in my opinion, if the funding won't cover these issues properly, then the effort is underfunded and needs to be re-worked before one creates a serious problem.

    Good luck, have fun.

    --
    I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    1. Re:The important stuff by a24061 · · Score: 1
      Great chairs: Let the officedwellers choose with a budget of about $1500.00 per chair.

      Good grief! Is that for a massaging recliner?

    2. Re:The important stuff by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      It's for whatever makes the person completely comfortable. They sit in it a lot. All day, sometimes. If it needs to vibrate or recline or have extra padding or whatever, then that's what it should do.

      Let's say the chair lasts two years. That's ultra-conservative, especially for an expensive chair, but lets use the number anyway.

      Then lets use the $1500.00 figure.

      No overtime, assuming two weeks off. 250 work days. The cost per day to the company for that chair is $3.00; pretty flipping minimal.

      When you use more likely numbers - more days worked, longer life for the chair, most probably cost less than $1500.00 - the cost drops even further.

      I view this just the way I do my bed at home. It's difficult to pay too much. You spend tons and tons of time in it, and the quality of that time directly affects the quality of your life.

      Businesses that cheap out on chairs, monitors, and computers are incurring costs, every time - not> saving money. An uncomfortable and/or straining worker is less producive. Period.

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      I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    3. Re:The important stuff by a24061 · · Score: 1

      I agree with your reasoning. I've just never seen a $1500 office chair! What do you get for that?

    4. Re:The important stuff by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      You can easily spend five grand on a shiatsu massage chair. Just go to google and search, you'll find 'em.

      You can also spend lots of bucks outfitting or customizing a chair. Heaters, bass shaker drivers, steering wheels (no kidding, a guy in my gfx testing group has a race car seat in his office - pedals, wheel, the whole nine yards. We custom welded it for him. Guy is delighted, tells everyone about his office.

      :)

      --
      I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
  342. Obvious, really by joonasl · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I'm in charge of setting up a new office for my company. I want to make the place as worker friendly as possible, comfortable enough that long hours don't seem like banishment to a beige hell.

    How about creating an atmosphere where people don't feel obliged to stay in the office for more than an average of eight hours per day.

    I can't say I'm an expert on american office culture, but I used to work for a large global consulting company which brought a group of american consultants into one specific project. The americans spent endless hours in the office, but in general didn't seem to be any more productive than their European coworkers who usually limited their working hours to eight or nine per day. The extra hours just seem to go to general surfing and "hanging around" not any productive work..

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    "There is a terrorist behind every bush"
  343. Table Soccer mandatory! by hoover · · Score: 1

    make sure you have table soccer in some rec. room, it allows four people to let off steam at the same time ;-)

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  344. Three sources you should look at by stephanruby · · Score: 1
    1. Look at books from Christopher Alexander, the author of "Design Patterns" for Architecture/Environmental Architecture. Christopher Alexander advocates that you can't possibly design and think of everything at once, even in architecture, so you should leave some flexibility in your building process so you can change the layout as people use it.

    2. Look at some Feng Shui books. Even if you don't believe in some of that hocus pocus, there is still some advice in there that makes a lot of sense.

    3. And finally, look at a book called "The Social Life of Information", this will tell you how information propagates through the office, and it talks about some really cool office layouts/experiments that have miserably failed in real life.

    1. Re:Three sources you should look at by oghran · · Score: 0

      Have you seen www.bugmenot.com ? They have a very handy little extension for Mozilla/Firefox too which gives you logins for registration required sites.

    2. Re:Three sources you should look at by stephanruby · · Score: 1
      Have you seen www.bugmenot.com ? They have a very handy little extension for Mozilla/Firefox too which gives you logins for registration required sites.

      Yes and no. I looked at bugmenot, but this is the first time I hear of a Mozilla extension. I'll go check it out. Thanks.

  345. Who is paying for the perks? by superyooser · · Score: 1
    Free sodas, water and perhaps pastries one day a week

    You do realize that the cost/employee of these perks is taken into account when your salary is set, don't you? They aren't free. Look at it from the employer's perspective. Your salary is only part of the total cost of your employment. Your presence incurs expenses for the company, and the total figure is what's important.

    When you slurp a Mountain Dew, that's coming out of your would've-been-higher salary. When the company "matches" your contribution to your 401k plan, guess what? You're paying the "company's contribution" too! That's money that would've been part of your salary.

    Perks like sodas are fine with me, but I don't ask for gratuitous amenities from employers, because I understand whose wallet will be hit to pay for them. Of course, employers aren't going to show specific deductions on each pay stub or reduce existing salaries. They want to you to think, as you say, "we value you" loud and clear. Letting you see your opportunity cost would reduce the effect on your morale.

    However, your employer might cut back on raises or bonuses. They might hire fewer people and force you to do the work of two or three employees because they can't afford the personal offices, all-you-can-eat junk food, 21-inch flat screens, and ergonomic yuppie chairs for each and every employee that you claimed would improve your work performance.

    1. Re:Who is paying for the perks? by Sabalon · · Score: 1

      A can of soda cost $0.60. Assume that three cans are downed a day (yes, probably conservative, but may average out), 5 days a week, 4 days a month.

      That comes to $36/month, or $432/year per employee. Usually when a salary is decided for a position, there is a percentage that is added to the pay for benefits. So, you just add that in to those computations, so if you have $80k allocated for a job, then you may pay the person $72k instead of $73k, but they get something for free that they probably would have paid for anyway.

      And once you add in econmics of scale, it gets real cheap. The cost vs take on a soda machine at McDonalds or Burget King is highway robbery.

      Happy worker=productive worker. However, all the 21-inch screens doesn't make office politics any better or more toleable :)

  346. Even if only 1 day a week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And think of the savings when you don't have to spend 30-60 minutes each way each day to cram your way through freeways with insufficient automobile bandwidth.

    Imagine if everyone worked at home 1 day out of 5.
    Daily freeway traffic would go down 20%. (It only takes 10% to stop the accordian thing.)

    gewg_

  347. Re:Personal Space in a tall cubicle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    If you use tall cubicle walls, at least 7 feet, you gain some advantages:
    • Privacy - employee can confer with others without being distracted or distracting others (it's amazing how much noise you can put up with, but it doesn't take much visual input to distract you)
    This is good, unless your next-cube neighbor was a 7'-plus-tall freak. Who must have sadistically enjoyed his ability to poke his head over those high walls (and sliding doors), because he did it all the damn time.

    (Posting AC because he probably reads /. and the way things are going we might be working together again soon.)
  348. Leave out the 'long hours' bit by mikehunt · · Score: 1

    Regardless of all the nice things you put in the office to make it a pleasant place to work, you really need to reconsider your assumption that people will be prepared to work long hours without overtime pay just because they have a nice office.

    If you can't structure the work so that people have a proper balance between work and real life, you will only make people produce 'crap on time'. The creative process requires that you don't try to be creative 16 hours per day. Some of the best projects I have worked on have been those where people were kept to a standard 40 hour week.

    1. Re:Leave out the 'long hours' bit by frambris · · Score: 1

      I second that. "Long hours" should only not be used often. If work can't be done in regular hours, hire more people.

      I've been burnt out myself so I know what the stresses are for the staff.

  349. the perfect office by ccdotnet · · Score: 1

    Telecommute. If you're serious about achieving a balance between necessary productivity and staff morale, consider which roles are suitable for working from home for part/most of the week.

  350. +5 Insightful by vrai · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Sociopaths are very rarely good coders, they just think that they are. Predominately because they don't mix with enough other people to realise that they're barely mediocre. A good coding team has people that can work together and actually get on with each other; as well as being excellent programmers. Office toys like table football can help foster this kind of environment.

    1. Re:+5 Insightful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people are introverts and some are extroverts. IT tends to be dominated by introverts but the extroverts have their own talents. Neither are "sociopaths".

      Joel Spolsky's approach is to give workers the flexibility to exercise their preference. The workers then have discretion in either engaging with the world or retreating to the cave when it's appropriate.

    2. Re:+5 Insightful by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      It's spelled 'psychopath' but we prefer the term 'special' or 'gifted' and we are pretty good coders when we feel like coding.

      And I have yet to meet a someone with excellent interactive and social skills, manners, grace, charm, wit, charisma, that could code worth a fuck. Their team mates like them because they are socially talented and integrate themselves well into the social structure in a friendly manner, not because they can code. The average company can't afford a team full of real coders so they stack the deck with social butterfly pretty boys and one or two poor fuckers that look like they got dressed in the dark, would pick a weekend with a Cray over a weekend with Cindy Crawford, the guys that recognize a system manufacturer based on the machine's MAC address but don't know their mother's phone number ... now those guys can code. (If you asked 'which Cray?' you might be that guy.) In my life I have been on exactly one team with 100% coders and 0% fluff, and it was a pretty small team.

      Maybe I missed the boat, but in my experience there are people with social grace, and there are coders. Not much overlap, and surely not enough overlap to fill an entire team.

      See also : Asperger's Syndrome.

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      Glonoinha the MebiByte Slayer
  351. Halogen - no Grey - Drawing by Barryke · · Score: 1

    Dont use TL lights, they flicker. Combined with pc monitors these are the main reason people get tired eyes or feel lazy.
    Use halogen instead.

    Also, minimize usage of large grey objecs and walls. Randomize color usage, and put color changes in middle of the walls etc, this makes everything look much spacier.

    On a side note, giving everyone something (drawing on ceiling, drawing on carpet) and give each noticable diferences. They'll mainly be used as conversation starters. Issolation is a very bad thing for (team-based) company productivity.
    (mini side side note note: bad drawn but friendly / funny ones work best)

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  352. Business Hammocks by dpb · · Score: 1
    Everything you need to know in life you can learn from the Simpsons...

    At work, Homer's wearing his Tom Landry hat and coaching his team, but they're quite exhausted from the work he's asking from them. From experience, Homer knows that fatigue requires only one solution: hammocks. He goes straight to his "boss".

    Hank: Uh, hi, Homer. What can I do for you?
    Homer: Sir, I need to know where I can get some business hammocks.
    Hank: Hammocks? My goodness, what an idea. Why didn't I think of that?
    Hammocks! Homer, there's four places. There's the Hammock Hut,
    that's on third.
    Homer: Uh-huh.
    Hank: There's Hammocks-R-Us, that's on third too. You got
    Put-Your-Butt-There?
    Homer: Mm-Hmm.
    Hank: That's on third. Swing Low, Sweet Chariot... Matter of fact,
    they're all in the same complex; it's the hammock complex on
    third.
    Homer: Oh, the hammock district.
    Hank: That's right.
  353. Cubicles? by KlausBreuer · · Score: 1

    Wow. I can't believe the cubicles described here, some of them even in good terms ("room to breathe, shoulder-high walls").
    I've seen people working in such places. I've been offered positions in companies who place their programmers in such cubicles, something resembling a swine-farm.

    No. No thanks.

    Give me an office. Make it single. Make me choose the amount of light in it. A windows is a good idea, if I can darken it as necessary.
    Free water/cola/orange juice/etc. A gym nearby.
    Give me a huge desk, a big bookshelf, a good chair, a powerful PC, and then leave me alone.

    I guarantee a *much* better result, for low costs.

    --
    Free PC version of ChipWits at http://www.breueronline.de/klaus/chipwits/
    1. Re:Cubicles? by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      "I guarantee a *much* better result, for low costs. "

      What you are describing is FAR from low cost. Offices are a very inefficient use of space, and should be reserved for managers because they usually are in posession of papers and information that must be held under lock and key from employees (HR stuff, etc...).

      However, I have seen cubicles that have doors, so that might be an option for you. Most offices do have free water, at a water fountain, and you're never far from an LA Fitness center.

      The huge desk, big bookshelf, and comfy chair, however, are perfectly reasonable requests. How can you NOT get a powerful PC these days?

    2. Re:Cubicles? by bhima · · Score: 1
      I live and work in Austria. Workers have a few more rights which are very beneficial

      No cubicles

      Every office has several windows that can open.

      I have instrumentation in my office so I qualified for AC, (my boss doesn't) not that we use it much. One difference is that most offices have room for 2 to 4 people, at first I did think I'd like that but I like my assistants and find the interaction both fun and efficient.

      I have a fridge and a sink.

      I have a separate lab so big or noisy things are not in my office.

      If you have to have a solder station in your office have a ventilation system installed (which I sort of inherited)

      A library is a must! And with sufficient budget to purchase reference books (which, in my industry are offensively expensive)

      We have a mobile projector and connected white board which were more useful than I had expected (but the whiteboard is fragile :( we've had two warranty replacements).

      There is no gym near us though but given that most folks bicycle to work it hardly seams necessary, we do have several sporting clubs though.

      NO free cola it's not healthy! We pay .2 euro for each cup of coffee which affords us very good coffee, rather than that evil crap pawned off as coffee when companies provide it for free.

      A company sponsored cafeteria in house which provides food not only better than I can cook myself but healthy food as well. There is no point in having one with bad food, that's worse than not having one!

      Having written all of this, I have also concluded that the nicest office in the world won't make up for a negative or combative work environment!

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      Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.
  354. Re:My dream work environment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...would consist of:

    * Massage Girls in Bikinis


    Personally, I'd prefer massage girls not in bikinis.

  355. I've always said by Queuetue · · Score: 1

    that if I ever open my own office, we'll have decent coasters - the thick, absorbent kind to keep beer from sopping into your keyboard if you set down your mug too heavily.

    Oh, and it'll have a bar.

  356. Plenty of RAS by oliverthered · · Score: 1

    A good office is one that people don't have to attend all the time if they don't need to.

    Make sure you have plent of remote access capability so people can work from ,home, the park, a cafe, anywhere they feel relaxed.

    If you worker doesn't have to drive to the office, they've probably got an extra 45mins sleep, they'll also have a bit more time to themselfs (upto a couple of hours I suppose) so be happier and more refreshed, perfect working conditions.

    25%, 75% home office split is good to start with, migrating up to 80% 20% if people get on well.

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    thank God the internet isn't a human right.
  357. Make it civilised, yes. by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Silence is essential for good concentration. So small office room for engineers, no more than two people per room. Generally, assign the same task to both people.

    Artists are often more socialisable then coders, keep them together in a bigger room.
    One large room for teaming, keep regular meetings.

    Also, assign sales people into two competing teams and sit them in two larger rooms.

    What to do with support staff depends on your technology. If they are going out often, they should have a separate office. Keep them in good contact vith sales people.

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    There you are, staring at me again.
  358. Whatever you do or provide, but don't be a bully? by sanspeak · · Score: 1

    IHT has this article on low grade sadism of a bullying boss.

  359. I work in hell. Beat this if you can. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as workplace, I am one of those that can complain. Sunlight? Ability to look outside? Ability to close the door? Ahah.

    I am a computer engineer currently an outsourcing IT consultant working for a major telco in Lisbon. For 10 months I have been working in a -3 basement. That means no windows, no view to the outside, no sunlight the entire day.
    We have no food machine thingies, not even paying, no softdrinks, nothing, except a coffee machine that produces a dark, thick, bitter liquid that is vaguely similar to coffee. We also get free water.

    I am in a room with 6-8 other consultants. We have no drawers to store personal stuff, a single telephone that is shared among us all.

    There is no access to celular networks except for the telco's own network.

    All guys wear suits and ties, Accenture-like, even in cases where you don't have any contact with people from "the surface", i.e., the client. The AC system is weak so you're almost always feeling too hot. Drop the suit and you'll be looked at as if you're some sort of clown.

    I have a crap PC and had to beg for months so that I could get a RAM upgrade (From 128 to a whopping 256MB).

    This looks like a 3rd world scenario, but this is actually one of Portugal's richest companies and their own employeers have decent installations and benefits. I've never really worked anywhere similar to this, it's almost a joke.

    The worst is probably having no sunlight. It is quite confusing during the summer. And during the winter I only saw a bit of sunlight while driving here and if I went 3 levels up to have lunch.

    I won't dare saying that at least "I can't get any lower than this" since at my last job I was working at a -2 basement and said precisely that.
    (This is funny, but however, despite being at -2, the other office was quite decent).

    To add up to all that, I have been having zero tasks lately, which adds up that painful "have nothing to do but have to be here" element to an already unpleasant environment.

    Needless to say that I am looking for another job while I'm here in the mine...

  360. Internet Filtering Policy (Warning: RANT!) by duguk · · Score: 1

    I wasn't going to comment on this article, but I'm out of work at the moment, partly due to policies including internet filtering - and it was at an internet hosting company. I will mention the name; http://www.hi-tech-south.co.uk/ - its a small company with a director more suited to toilet waste management; he's a good manager, but a bad director.

    Anyhow, he decided to implement internet filtering at the company; I was a programmer (ASP, VB and SQL... bah! I'm a linux-only dude now!); and internet was essential to my work. Until it was blocked. Your employees will need to access the internet; the faster it is, the quicker they can do it! Not just for surfing /. (lunchtime anyone?); but patches, ideas, fixes, etc.

    I believe that filtering has a place in some situations, as long as it is not a replacement for supervision.

    Some companies still block sites. Maybe the employer does not trust or can keep track of their employees. This can make sense, but what happens when a site is blocked that is needed for work? And what about advertising? Are websites meant to not make money when being surfed by other businesses? What about at lunchtime?

    This isn't the way to promote good work.

    What happened when I needed to get a site that is blocked? I could contact my boss, then wait three days for anything to be done (if he's not on holiday again; wasting company profits - no wonder they're going bankrupt), then find out that the site still doesn't work, the client has been lost, all because of bad filtering. Personally, I won't stand for it in any new companies (I'm unemployed). If I need to get to a site that is blocked, and they're not willing to listen, there are more than enough ways around it. If my employer isn't happy that a navigated around the pathetic proxying, even after explaining the site is required for work, then I expect to be dismissed. If the site is for work, I'll happily hack around anything. If its not work related, then I expect to be punished.

    Employers, don't disable or filter any internet access. Filtering isn't powerful enough to know what sites you need for work, and too easy to circumnavigate. If an employee doesn't need internet access, don't let them have it. But don't block random websites just because you don't trust them. If you don't think a site should be visited during work hours, then bring it up with the employee. If they continue, there are procedures that you yourselves have put in place to warn your employees. Don't lose respect for all your employees, just the ones that deserve it.

    Dug

  361. Re:RANT MODE ON (counter-rant) by KshGoddess · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Everybody's work will, at some time or another, require them to change system settings. Everybody's work will, at some time, require them to install software.

    Wow. So, you're saying the receptionist will be required to install software as part of her job? The executive assistant will need to make registry changes? I call bullshit. Most users have the tools on their machine to do their jobs.

    Corporate policy is set to make support more or less standardized, so that the support people can swap a broken desktop for one that works without too much of a delay, so that the people who actually do the work can stop twiddling with their desktop and just do the work.

    If I trash it, reprimand me, but it is LESS work for either of us over the life of the tool to let me use it the way I know and break it then it is to teach me a new way to use it and require your supervision to use it.

    If you trash it, you're not only wasting your own time, but the time of the people who keep the computers running. Neither of your times are "cheap".

    It's analagous to saying "I'll use this shovel the way *I* know how to use it, and if it breaks, so what? Give me another shovel." ... and you'll break that one, too. Except you're talking about a ~$1500 networked shovel that requires a support staff, constant patching and updates.

    Face it guys: you are glorified digital janitors, and the only reason you have the power that you do is that CEOs have not yet realized how easy you are to fire and replace.

    I've always said as much. Anyone who was willing to learn, and to put up with the abuse of, say, users like yourself, can do this job. It's a matter of data retention, and a willingness to keep up with technology. IT is a support organization, supporting the people who make the money. Personally, I think that we should be lumped in with the Facilities people, because we essentially do the same job. No one gets promoted for keeping a building running, but they're damned if something breaks, no matter whose fault it is.

    Of course, the janitor can work with the same broom for 20 years. Cleaning innovations come around rather infrequently (home cleaning aside). The facilities people don't have new wrenches that make their old ones obsolete after 6 months.

    IT changes constantly. There's a new version of SoftwareCompanyWidgets, a new OS version, a new virus, a new patch, a new inconsistancy. A new client-server piece of crap that doesn't conform to any sort of standards, and screws other things up. A new set of things that won't work together.

    And the janitors' and facilities' (or physical plant's) realm is fixed, for the most part. You don't expand a physical facility at the whim of the business units. You don't have buildings being added, removed, and replaced at the pace you do within an IT environment.

    As for being fired and replaced, many IT people have been fired, downsized, outsourced, etc. CEO's know EXACTLY how easy it is. But there's always a cost to hiring someone new and getting them familiar with your environment and your rules. The cost of replacing employees is not usually one that a company wishes to bear.

    I've seen offices that have high IT turnover, and you'd better believe they have clean, easy to use computers and no "policy" about the way i have to use the tools that do my job.

    Those offices also probably don't have any sort of data security, network security, etc. Cookie cutter machines are easy to build with ghost, jumpstart, ignite, etc. Without policies, they become nightmares to fix, because no one knows who has access to what, or what you've installed on your machine.

    Most rules have REAL reasons behind them; for example, at one of the places I worked, machines have to be locked down and changed via CR due to federal regulations. Yes, users complained, but they quieted down when

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    It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable. It's a lot wrong to say it's a suspension bridge.
  362. colors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    paint the walls royal blue. i was in jail once and was first in a dorm with bright white walls. when i was moved to a dorm with blue walls i found it a bit more relaxed. i don't know how to explain it.. it made me realize the color you paint a place makes a big difference. just a thought.

  363. Desks are key by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't get those horrid desks with bevels along the edge, they're extremely uncomfortable. Furthermore, desks of the wrong height are awful; either the desk or (easier!) the chairs need to be height-adjustable. You wouldn't want your staff going down with RSI...

  364. Why do we need another Office?? by Faw · · Score: 1

    We already have Open Office. Why not help them make it better instead of starting a new project? Reinventing the wheel as usual, you open source people and your egos, you make me sick and...

    What? Oh, nevermind...

  365. Dog Friendly by TrueJim · · Score: 1

    I have a theory that there are enough dog-loving hackers out there that if I started a small business and housed it in an old run-down building with a really big fenced-in yard, and allowed my employees to bring their dogs to work with them, that I'd get top-notch coders at below-market prices, just because they'd be able to bring their dogs to work with them. Back when I was a coder, I would have bitten on that offer!

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    I hope that after I die the one word people use to describe me is "resurrected."
  366. Environmental Considerations by Pointdexter · · Score: 1

    Call me a tree hugger if you will but there are a lot of things you can easily do to make the office more environmentally sound.

    Provide facilities for recycling
    Cans, paper, plastic cups etc. can all be deposited in seperate bins and taken to recycling facilities or collected by local authorities/charities.

    Encourage people to lift-share/walk/cycle to work
    In the UK there are a number of websites like this one where people can register and volunteer to lift share with others.
    If you think there's any chance of getting people to cycle to work, make sure there's a safe place they can lock up their bikes.

    Buy environmentally/ethically sound products
    When stocking up on coffee/copier paper/whatever, spend some time looking at sites like this to ensure that you're not giving money to companies which disrespect the environment.

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  367. Thanks for the link, 'tard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am epileptic you insensitiive clod!!!!!!!

  368. Least comfortable office by revmf · · Score: 1

    I'm usually comfortable at all times, so I can only relate the least comfortable job I had. I fix laptops. After a management change, the new regime (who worked previosly at an integration shop) decided that all the techs were lazy and took all of our chairs. The reason, he said, was two-fold. Mainly, he didn't want us to be comfortable because comfortable people tended to relax. Relaxation killed productivity. In addition, having a bunch of techs just sitting around didn't look professional. Needless to say, after about 2 hours of bending over a waist high desk swapping IBM ThinkPad system boards had me looking for a new job. Fast.

  369. Re:Lighting! Yes! Let your employees choose! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amen.

    I got so sick of this, I finally just started replying with a vitriolic "Fuck you!" anytime anyone told me the lights were off in my office.

    After about a month people started getting the hint.

  370. Dual line phones, pink noise by bobpence · · Score: 1

    My favorite office had pink noise generators so that it was next-to-impossible to here human voices from a couple cubicles over. After some initial adjustments so we didn't need to shout at each other in conference rooms, it was a godsend vs. the normal "Corporate Accounts Payable, Nina speaking! Just a moment!" or Celine Dion.

    We also each had two phone lines on the PBX. Inevitably there are times you need to make a call while awaiting an important call. It just made sense.

    And before I die, I hope to work somewhere that actually gives me a cordless phone, which for reasons unknowable no executive will ever, ever allow.

  371. Herman Miller Chairs by zerian1515 · · Score: 0

    Nothing else matters if you have a great chair!!!!

  372. Rounded desk edges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe I just don't have the right posture, but I often lean my forearms on the edge of my desk. Desks with square edges get uncomfortable pretty quick. My desk at the university has nicely rounded edges on the desk, and it feels so much more comfortable.

  373. Think... by Byzandula · · Score: 1

    Legos.

    Walls of beautifully configurable Legos. Cubicles that can morph into giant robots that shoot laser beams at anyone entering my cubicle.

    That and an ice cream dispensor...

    Byz

  374. Dress Code by ganiman · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if it's been posted yet or not.. and it's not exactly something to you do when you actually build the office building, but one of the top things that makes me not want to come to work in the morning is the dress code. I'm a techie. I shouldn't have to wear a shirt and tie, but they make me. I may have to crawl under dusty, disgusting desks. Every time I open a computer case, my tie is getting in the way. I never see the clients, only the employees. Yet the CEO of this company will not let up on the dress code.

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    geek n performer who performs morbid or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken
  375. My perfect office amenities by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1
    1. Within 5 miles of my house, and with flexibility to go home to meet the dryer repair guy or to the kid's soccer game. After all, I can work when the kid goes to bed or is in school.
    2. Separate quarters for the ones who want to play fussball, etc. I don't want to be hit in the head with a frisbee when I go to the kitchen for coffee.
    3. Bicycle parking, by which I mean a place to lock up my bike where it won't be wet and won't be at significant risk of theft or damage. (In front of the loading dock just doesn't cut it.)
    4. Move me or don't move me between projects. I don't care. But don't make me change phone numbers every time I move.
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    "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
  376. Creative types by Tellarin · · Score: 2, Insightful


    "Our office will be 40-45 people (15 engineers, 7 creative types..."

    Man, I hate when people make this kind of labeling.
    Why the hell engineers are not considered "creative types"? Only people working with Art can be creative? And don't "creative people" have other qualifications, except this vague term?

    I know plenty of engineers who are just as creative as any other creative people from other areas. And I also know lots of "creative people" who are not creative at all.

  377. My tuppenceworth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    1)Lighting - As everyone says, no horrible glare on screens either from windows, skylights or bulbs.

    2)Heating/Airconditioners - Nothing worse than being frozen or boiling every day because your neighbour has a different metabolism from you. Best place I worked for gave everyone a small personal airconditioning unit by their desk and you could adjust the temperature to whatever you liked. the area of effect was small so you didn't annoy anyone else. And no torrents of cold air drifting down from overhead to dry out and irritate your eyes while you started at the screen all day.

    3) Privacy - I like an office to myself so I can think without distraction, but I understand others don't. I hate people talking about the latest soccer match or someone's wedding or inane crap about soap operas or Star Trek (is there a difference?) On the other hand some people need that level of herd behaviour to function, so I'd say a mix of offices and cubes would be good. But how do you decide the split? And how do you stop the cube people thinking the offices are elitist?

    4) Drinks - I have no problem with paying for cans of Coke or whatever. What I do hate is people who get spit all over their water bottles while they drink and then jam them up against the water cooler outlets to refill them. I'd either provide individual bottles of water or ban refills from the coolers. I've got no desire to share unknown oral germs with some spotty bastard down the hall.

    5) Chairs - The best and most comfortable you can get. Preferably with adjustable lumbar support. And definitely not those cheap pieces of shite with small low backs that are only adjustable to a comfortable position of you are a midget. The rest of us can only raise them to some pivot point on our spine that is guaranteed to give you permanent backache after a few days.

    6) Privacy - Yep, it's good to be able to say "I love you too" to someone without the rest of your colleagues sniggering. Some of us have lives, even though it's not macho to admit it.

    7) The best, fastest PCs (or Macs or whatever) for the programmers. Upgraded regularly. Heaps of memory and the biggest screens you can afford. NO SPEAKERS but get good sound cards and headphones. Good graphics cards too, for work and for after hours play. After all, if people want to hang around for games after work it's their own fault if they get caught with some extra work that just came in :-)

    In general, get rid of anything that is a DISTRACTION so you will allow the people to work without thinking about the environment at all. The only added ATTRACTION I have included above is the graphics and sound cards. And that's really only because most programmers will have those at home and will hate having to work on a machine with an inferior spec to their hobby box. If they are willing to personally pay several thousand for home computing they will see anything less at work as the company not taking the job seriously.

    Troll.

  378. My perfect office by 12x12 · · Score: 1

    Girlfriend in one corner.
    Coffee machine loaded with Monsooned Malabar in the other corner.
    View over town centre to watch life go by.
    2 minutes walk from favourite kite flying space (the beach)
    5 minutes walk from home.

    Sounds like the perfect office to me I wish it was mine...

    Oooops! It is my office.

  379. No Florescent Lights by Raven_Stark · · Score: 1

    To me, florescent lighted rooms look like discos full of strobe lights. Many people can't see this and don't have any clue how irritating it is to those of us who can. After an hour in most public buildings I'm ready to slit my wrists, nice lengthwise slashes.

    If possible, fill the office with sunlight, hopefully with windows to a nice natural view. As I write this, I'm watching my turkeys run around the back yard. I find it relaxing and it makes me more productive. Second best are halogen or incandescent lights. If not possible, provide employees with off switches and flashlights so they can work in the dark.

    Monitors with horizontal sync frequencies below 75Hz cause me the same problem. It would probably be difficult to find a new monitor that doesn't sync that high though.

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  380. Good Toilet Paper! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The one thing that comes to mind is something I use every day at 10:00am: toilet paper. The cheap bastards that run my company give us a roll of sandpaper that really does a number on my ass. You should really splurge and get the best toilet paper money can buy. Your employees will appreciate it and I would wager you will get productivity gains of over 10%.

    Also, would it kill them to make the toilet stalls a little more private. I hate sitting down, ready to release, only to have someone else come in and shamelessly evacuate right next to me. I do not need to know my coworkers so well that I know what it sounds like when they crap!

  381. Every office I've ever been in... by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    was made by people who don't understand how bad long-term exposure to strip-lighting is on your eyes and mental health.

    RIP OUT THOSE LONG WHITE NEON TUBES.
    Best replacement is daylight.
    2nd best is to have all lighting from uplighters and desk lamps with individual controls and no ceiling lights.

  382. Good chairs, fresh air, and fruit by tooloftheoligarchy · · Score: 1

    Best office I ever had, by far, was at a Swedish university. The highlights:

    • Very open, airy environment with state-of-the-art air circulation/cleaning system
    • *Lots* of windows -- even offices/cubes without direct access to windows actually had line-of-sight to common rooms with windows & skylights
    • Heavy emphasis on ergonomics -- this is a big deal when you spend your whole day sitting
    • Fresh fruit baskets, refilled every day, and decent coffee/tea machine

    That last one actually made more of a difference than you'd think -- I ate ~3 pieces of fruit every day (instead of, say, Twinkies), so you know my energy level and health were much higher than they would otherwise have been.

  383. Tips from the home office by iowaporter · · Score: 1

    Working at home, I appreciate multiple work spaces. A similar strategy can be implemented in an office. Instead of providing additional recreational spaces, give employees some choices in actual work environment. Have a cubicle where the employee can have a space of their own and store all their files and supplies. Also, provide a more lounge-like atmosphere with movable seating and adjustable tables where an employee can kick back with a laptop. Top it off with a large table for collaborative work. Even the most luxurious office space can become monotonous. Providing multiple spaces keeps the work day (or night) from getting dull.

  384. My main thing by JLSigman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Windows.

    I want to be able to see outside, to see sunlight/weather/moonlight/whatever. No "sun-like lamp" is ever going to replace that.

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  385. Don't forget very comfortable chairs! by gwayne · · Score: 1
  386. It takes more than atmosphere... by Ignatius_VI · · Score: 1

    Having an ideal office is only part of the solution to a good working atmosphere. You can have the best office in the world, but with crappy management people are still going to be unhappy.

    I hate my job because the management is always up my ass all the time. Idea: Leave the workers alone, let them do the work.

    Another reason I hate my job: underpayed. In last month's Entrepreneur one of the words of wisdom from one of the top 100 companies was "Find the best people, and pay them well."

    I'm sure other people have ideas on this sort of thing as well.

  387. The non-office office by Metropolitan · · Score: 1

    A co-worker had an idea that I like, but haven't yet tried. Each person would have a few items - laptop, cart with personal needs, etc. - and share generally-available things like chairs, work tables, larger computers, etc. The floorplan would be largely open, with lots of nooks, collaboration areas, a few closed offices, and tables. He preferred working that way, as a graphic designer.

    I can see some limitations, but some aspects of this appeal to me. Would be difficult to surrender two computers and three monitors, though.

  388. My Horrible Experience by gmletzkojr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    My horrible experience should be a warning to others...
    - Only managers could get big cubicles with window seats. Therefore, the managers that did basically nothing all day could look out the window. It was, however, a blessing in disguise, since the windows were so cheap they froze and cooked you in the winter and summer, respectively.
    - No internet access to the average developer. I think we all know why this is bad.
    - Low cubicle walls. These allow noise pollution to surround you. And the best part is when the person that answers the incoming phone calls is in the next cubicle.
    - Cheap motivational posters. We all know these are not worth the paper they are printed on, and they imply that management doesn't respect the intelligence of the employees.
    - The printer (notice that *printer* is singular)being located on the other side of the building.
    - Cubicles are an adequate way of dividing up office space, but if you are going to put > 1 person in a cube, let those people agree on thier cubemate. Nothing is worse than spending 8+ hours a day with a person you cannot stand. Notice I didn't say to allow people to choose cubemates, but approve them.

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  389. There are some things to consider... by Efialtis · · Score: 1

    I have worked in so many different types of environments it is kind of scary... One of the benefits of working contract... If you are Extremem Programming: having a central location, open cubes or simple dividers, and lots of space are great. People can be far enough away from eachother that the constand typing on the keyboard won't bother them, but close enough to holler over their shoulder to have someone fix a broken piece of code. If you are into Traditional Programming: Having offices with one, but no more than two people inside is nice, still keeping space, but allowing for more privacy with a door. Lab type environments are nice, if there is enough space... Space is a big issue. Some places cram you into a tiny cube 5x5, or pack in 10 people into a small room, almost shoulder to shoulder...neither of these situations are great. Having a desk is fine, or a bench with shelves...SOMETHING that you can call "home", but up pictures, decorate, etc...and it MUST have a locking filecabinet or overhead...for stuff you don't want to go missing. Windows, LOTS of windows...NATURAL lighting (Ott lights help too)... Don't forget, a central game server inside so you can let off steam...load it with a variety of games, we like choices...

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  390. "beige hell" by pete-classic · · Score: 1

    Please use beige or gray. I've worked in two places with "modern" decor and it makes me ill.

    No one loves beige and gray, but anything you pick that someone does love will be hated by just as many.

    -Peter

    PS: Avocado, blue, and orange do not look nice together. Uncomfortable, bright red chairs are inferior to comfortable gray ones.

    -P

  391. Re: I agree about the computer access by Maestro4k · · Score: 1
    • Most people won't fill their machines with bullshit. And the ones that do are pretty easy to detect, and those are the ones you can lock down.
    Sorry, but in the years I've been a Sysadmin I've learned that the above is blatantly, totally false. The vast MAJORITY of users, even highly intelligent and technical users WILL install crap on their work computers. Why? Hell if I know, but I suspect there a bit of an attitude of "oh it's not my machine, so it's no big deal". My in this case meaning personally owning it.

    At the last place I worked we started gradually phasing in locked-down systems with users having no software install rights. Yes there was much grumbling and complaining at first, then something amazing happened. Those same complainers discovered they weren't having to call me to fix something on their machine every day, that they could leave the systems on (password protected of course) overnight and they'd still work fine the next day, etc. In fact user productivity soared and the complaints went completely away. I was accomodating and would install any reasonable software (within policy and security reason) for folks so that helped. I think a lot of the users found they really didn't NEED crap like Gator, etc.

    One last thing to note, our viral/trojan problem on the systems that were locked down went from weekly (or daily on some machines) to non-existant. We kept them patched regularly, but the number one factor was that users didn't have the rights to infect themselves from E-mail worms. I already knew who the offenders were, but this proved who they were. :)

  392. Re: I agree about the computer access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, the people who need the locked down system are the ones who don't know any better....

    Talking to folks *is* the best way to find out what their needs are -- but they won't always tell you directly.

    In my experience, people are very happy when the machine helps them do their job -- and annoyed when the machine hinders. The job of the sysadmin is to make sure that the computer is a tool that they can use rather than a problem.

  393. Zero time stuck in traffic. AKA telecommuting. by pdmoderator · · Score: 1

    With appropriate support infrastructure at home, of course.

  394. it's in the chairs.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A friend's company spent a lot for quality Herman Miller chairs, then saved on the tables - they used cheap, foldable picnic style tables. The rationionale being that the chair is more critical to the programmers comfort. it worked.

  395. Chair-mounted keyboard trays by gravelpup · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every desk I sit at is just a bit wrong for arranging keyboard and mouse comfortably. The desk is too high, the chair armrests are too high or too low, the chair height is wrong, or there's just not enough space on the desk for keyboard/mouse/papers/pens/phone etc. Put the keyboard and mouse on the chair armrests and make the height adjustable. Productivity goes through the roof when you're not constantly shifting stuff around trying to make typing/mousing comfy.

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  396. Re: I agree about the computer access by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahahaha You fail it!

    All worked up because you install Gator on your goddamned pee-cee...

    L0lz!

  397. Re:flourescent lighting! [spectra] by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

    Yes. Fluorescent lighting doesn't have to be the worst thing in the world. Good lamps and good ballasts make a lot of difference. For lamps, I prefer either "natural" or "daylight" phosphors. Natural is best if color recognition is important, and it makes most things look pleasant. Daylight phosphors simulate outdoor skylight, so they appear very blue compared to warm white or cool white. Daylight phosphors are particularly nice in spaces far from windows. Electronic ballasts are very important. They don't operate at 60Hz, so they don't beat against monitor refresh rates. You can also get electronic T-8 ballasts that save about 20% on your electric bill (and make 20% less heat). Also, with electronic ballasts you can remove lamps to customize illumination in an area -- they don't have to be installed in fixtures in pairs. And please, give 'em a freakin' thermostat to argue about.

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  398. I love my office by nano-second · · Score: 1
    Our office was designed with some of Joel's points in mind.
    • Out my window I can see trees and an old church.
    • I share an office (with a door) with 2 others.
    • We leave the flourescent and pot lights off, and have desk lamps we use instead.
    • Our blinds remain open, but we could close them if we wanted.
    • Our walls are blue and green (not beige or grey)
    • Lots of people have a poster or picture above their desk.
    • We have LOTS of plants. The building's plant guy has a catalogue and you just pick out what you want, he does all the watering and everything.
    • We have a foosball table for when your brain just needs a break to do something else.
    • We have a kitchen, with free juice/pop/tea/coffee/filtered water and corporate fruit and occasionally corporate beer.
    • We have a lounge area for discussions/naps/movies.
    • Every developer has headphones so you can listen to whatever you want without interfering with anyone else's work environment.

    Our R&D office, where all the developers are, is about 4hrs by train away from QA/Marketing. That seperation is really REALLY good. It means a real buffer from their demands. They can't decide to walk past our desks 5 times a day bugging us.

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    1. Re:I love my office by notbob · · Score: 0

      Are you hiring? And where in the world do you use trains?

      I want a window :(

  399. Peopleware by natoochtoniket · · Score: 1
    DeMarco & Lister "Peopleware" is a MUST READ!

    Constantine "Peopleware Papers" is also a MUST READ! (A previous volume of similar content was Constantine "On Peopleware".)

    Private offices, natural light, fresh air, enough space, and doors to shut out distractions, are all essential for doing "imersive" work such as software development. But, technical work also involves a lot of collaboration. So provide extra chairs, and enough space at each desk so that two or three people can work together. Provide enough common spaces so that small meetings can occur naturally.

    Pleasant suroundings, with natural light, fresh air, low noise levels, privacy, all contribute to hiring, retention, and productivity of talented people. Good chairs and ergonomic accessories are also necessary, and should suit the individual person.

    Technical aspects of the space, such as electrical power, network access, and coffee are also necessary, obviously. But no amount of that stuff can make up for unpleasant surroundings.

  400. Fiesta! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    A nice common room with comfy sofas! A Fiesta on some days is a MUST! even if its a 30-40 min relax! This HAS increased post-noon productivity (coding) at our office. No i aint from Italy nor do i work in an Italian comapny;)

  401. Decent monitor by curtis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can deal with a lot of adverse conditions as a developer but there is one thing most companies I have worked for don't seem to understand. As a coder, I spend 8-14 hours a day in front of the computer and while I don't mind dropping money on a decent keyboard ($100 will get a good one) I don't want to drop $1000 on a 21" monitor. I don't even care about an LCD, I would just like enough screen realestate to be able to read multiple files next to one another or see a complete code block without having to scroll.

    You'd be surprised how much a bad screen resolution will cost you in wasted hand movement between page-up/downs or mouse scrollbar adjustment.

    For some reason, the management types that only use email and word processing don't think 1600x1200 is a worthwhile investment. I, however, find it the minimum workable resolution.

  402. Re:My Actual work envornment... by Rupert · · Score: 1

    Are you hiring?

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  403. Control over the computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am the sysadmin for a small business in St. Louis, MO. There are about 30 people using the computers. Many of the users are not computer competent...which means that Spybot has to be run daily. Also, we have users who hate me, the sysadmin; so we have to have On Guard (a desktop lockdown program) and InterGate (a firewall and content filtering program) to keep these users from severly messing up the computers. With programmers, some control should go to them; e.g. display settings, etc. But content filtering must be in place...you can get sued if a user of your Internet connection does something that may leave you liable.

  404. Neither cubes nor offices--tents! by DrVomact · · Score: 1
    If I had the opportunity to furnish my own office, I'd set up tents. That's right, workers each get their own colorful pavilion. You know, those tents you can stand up and stretch in, but not much further across than a standard cube. Workers can have privacy, but the tents can easily be rearranged. Considering what high-end office furniture costs, tents should be cheaper.

    Tents would be good for morale--they convey a feeling of informality. They are translucent, so they let in ambient light (and can, of course, be lit from within if that's your preference). Tents come in many colors, so there's variety, instead of the monotony of cubes or offices.

    Yes, the fabric has to be flameproof. You'd have to get the kind with "windows" or ventilation would be a problem. (Then again, the guy in the next tent who never bathes could be forced to hermetically seal his tent.) The fabric would help deaden sound, but wouldn't be soundproof of course.

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  405. Actually, it can by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1
    service dog != annoying shih tzu
    Seeing eye dogs, to use the old language, are what most people think of when they think of service dogs. However, "hearing ear" dogs that are trained to assist the deaf are afforded the same protections and privileges under the law. And they are frequently small dogs that are painfully visible all the time. They have to be visible and active since their job is to touch or otherwise alert their owner to sounds. That means they can run to the door of the office when someone knocks, for example.

    Some people might find that annoying. I had a deaf friend some years ago with a poorly trained assistance dog who also barked (a ridiculous oversight on the part of the training organization) at the door and would run at visitors when their body language indicated they wanted to communicate with the owner. I understood what was going on; the dog was just focusing attention on me so that the owner would know I was trying to communicate. Nevertheless, some people found the animal annoying and refused to visit this woman for that reason.

    To them, I say the same thing I said to myself at the time. "Suck it up." I was being over-sensitive and that woman's need for that dog outweighs my right to be undisturbed.

  406. Re: I agree about the computer access by rho · · Score: 1

    The first time an employee comes to you (as the head nerd, whether officially or unofficially) and says "my computer is screwed up", and you go and find a machine so filled with crap, fluff, and outright dangerous bullshit--that's when you lock down the machines.

    I'm doing that now, because I don't have the time to fix people's machines when they've downloaded "cool new cursors", or whatever, and now their machine runs like a dog.

    P.S. Training is not the answer, because the question they ask is not, "Will this hurt my machine," it's "Well, if it screws up, I'll just call for Bob--he'll fix it." You can threaten, cajole and wheedle all you want. The lure of a rotating Dale Earnhardt "3" cursor and a dancing alien on top of the Taskbar will overrule you every time.

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  407. Re:flourescent lighting! [spectra] by jsupreston · · Score: 1

    I'm all for electronic (I think some call them digital) ballasts. I'm blind as a bat and have to have my refresh rate set to 72 or 75Hz, because if I don't, I'll have a migraine in about 15 minutes. I mainly do the DBA and networking thing, but I do some coding on small projects, and nothing is more distracting than a headache or migraine when a dealine is due. As far as LCDs go, I sure hope they are better than the screen on my laptop...I can barely make out the difference between light yellow and white.

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  408. Cubes do too offer privacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have personally masturbated in cubes in the middle of the work day. You just have to know how to use the privacy you have.

  409. A few suggestions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Offices, NOT cubicles. Bonus if there's some decent level of soundproofing.
    2. Outside windows, preferably with something green out the window.
    3. But, be sure that there are good blinds and/or curtains -- ones that can completely opaque the window. Whether you're using a projector or working around a migraine, sometimes you just need Darkness (TM).
    4. Plentiful electrical outlets. Bonus if they're on a UPS.
    5. Plentiful network outlets.
    6. Plentiful whiteboard space.
  410. Agreed (no significant text) by RabidChipmunk · · Score: 1

    Different systems definitely, I was posting too fast.

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  411. Network Cable.. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't waste time with network cables...

    Wi-Fi.

    Make the network wireless.

  412. Whilst and While by Morosoph · · Score: 1

    I'm English, as are many slashdotters, so your intervention is presumptuous.

    Additionally, you're wrong: 'whilst' has a slight connotation of either/or, whereas 'while' doesn't, especially. Substitute 'whilst' and 'while' for 'whereas' in the previous sentence to see this for yourself.

  413. Re:My Actual work envornment... by dvk · · Score: 1

    I used to work for a very big international investement bank (left because i was unlucky enough to work under really asshole VP who unfortunately was the darling of his superior MD - thus, couldn't even transfer to another team easily).

    Other than that unlucky circumstance, we had a pretty decent office, all things considering:

    > We have free soda

    Not avialable there, but I'm old enough to wise up and not drink too much soda in the first place.
    If I want sweet caffeinated drink, I get tea with sugar :)

    > We have a free coffee machine (Beans, not instant-mud)

    Near-Check. Uber-useful perfect coffee machine which, most importantly, made hot water, hot chocolate and TEA. You may find this breakage from stereotype hard to believe, but we CONSISTENTLY, for years, ran out of tea packets 10x faster than of coffee ones.

    > We have kitchen facilities,

    Not sure how good they were, but having a reasonably clean microwave, a fridge with milk, and a sink with dishwashing soap is about all I ever would need. If only building management didn't hire illegal mexicans to clean it who wipe the counter and mirowave with the same dirty cloth they use to clean the dirt off other places :(

    > We have a pool table, a dart board and "ping-pong"

    OK, didn't have that, but to be perfectly honest, I don't find that very helpful. I want to play PP with my wife or friends, not my coworkers.

    Now, an *IDEAL* office would have a swimming pool. But I doubt any do.

    > We have an open office, two desks together, loosely couple by project.

    OK, not bad, but I find cubicles of sufficient size and decent wall height a good enouh thing... I'm lucky in that I am not very distracted by sounds.

    > Everyone has the same style chair.

    Check.

    > There is a non intrusive radio playing all day.

    Absolutely bad idea IMHO.
    Every radio station will have people who hate it.

    Now, having an official policy which lets you listen to whatever you want in headphones, that'd be ideal.

    > Directors sit in a "fish bowl" (Out of the kitchen as it were)

    Isn't that how it is in any larg-ish company? ;)

    > Everyone has a PC that is capable of doing their job.

    Check

    > Everyone has VMWare too

    Mostly check, although our policies at tiems were weird - like having to jumpthrough major hoops to get Exceed.

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  414. My ideas of perfect office: by dvk · · Score: 1

    One important thing is that some of the "ideal" things involve policies, not only material elements.

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    A) OK, first the workplace environment itself.

    1) CLIMATE. I can live with bad light (as long as desk lamp can compensate. I can live with noisy neighbours (see #3). I can NOT at all be productive in a cold area. My brain freezes. My body is unfomortable and distracting me from work. Most importantly, I catch colds.

    2) A lot of people mentione lighting. It is important, but I don't know enough about it to actually offer suggestions.

    3) A clear policy allowing for use of headphones to listen to whatever you want to. This has omre than one benefit:
    - Most importantly, headphones cancel outside noise. Thus, any expenses on having to build soundproof offices are not needed as much.
    - Also, I'm more productive when listening to music. But I HATE being subjected to sounds I don't like (other people's music choice, news I hate, etc...).

    4) Decent monitor. Don't even need to say anything more. I never worked on a dual-monitor setup so not sure if taht's even better than one big one, but could be.

    5) Of course, ideal space would be a door-ed office, but in the imperfect world I find cubicles of sufficient size and decent wall height a good enouh thing... I'm lucky in that I am not very distracted by sounds, especially if #3 is implemented (headphone policy).

    6) Decent chairs. Very important.

    7) Keyboard/mouse palm rests.

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    B) Now, for around-work environment:

    1) Cheapest but among the most comfortable:
    A good coffee machine which, most importantly, made hot water and, even better, TEA.
    You may find this breakage from stereotype hard to believe, but in my former job we CONSISTENTLY, for years, ran out of tea packets 10x faster than of coffee ones.

    2) Kitchen facilities: having a reasonably clean microwave, a fridge with milk, and a sink with dishwashing soap is about all I ever would ask for. Important part is: have it clean. By someone oter than illegal mexicans who wipe the counter and microwave with the same dirty cloth they use to clean the dirt off other places :(

    3) This is from the uber-ideal department:
    Swimming pool. Not necessarily in the office, but a free membership to a GOOD pool nearby.
    I don't need or want pool/ping-pong/etc... team relaxation. I don't need a gym. I DO think that swimming is the best ever form of relaxing your mind and body.

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    C) Computer policies:

    Too obvious where there is concensus and too divergent where there isn't one to list anything useful as advice.

    One thing I will say though: having e-mail archival policy on Echange server SUCKS ASS.
    It may save storage space a bit. But it definitely, absolutely kills productivity.

    -DVK

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  415. yes. Canada. by nano-second · · Score: 1

    Yes. http://open.nit.ca Canada.

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