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  1. Re:weird... on World's Smallest MP3 Player · · Score: 4, Funny

    That's odd. About a week ago I lost my thumbnail sized MP3 player, and I~d&()@#[NO CARRIER]

  2. Re:Hmmm on New Way to Make Hydrogen · · Score: 0, Redundant

    There is probably a reason because I'm no chemist or physicist. But I wonder why they don't use Hydrochloric acid (HCl) and Magnesium (Mg). You add them to gether and you get Magnesium Chloride and all the hydrogen gets released. I'm pretty certain that neither of these items are rare. Considering many foods contain Magnesium and every person contains HCl.

    Soylent Hydrogen is made of people!

  3. Re:Working torrent? on New Star Wars Movie From the Makers of 'Troops' · · Score: 1

    These really bad jokes using classic Star Wars lines are making me want to rip my eyes out!

    They said they fixed it! It's not my fault!

  4. The site's already unavailable on New Star Wars Movie From the Makers of 'Troops' · · Score: 5, Funny

    Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!

  5. Re:If Marvin's head is big and round, perhaps... on HHG2G Exec. Producer Robbie Stamp Answers · · Score: 1

    Oh, no. Not Again.

  6. Re:yep.. on Open Source Methods Useful Way Beyond Software · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't assume that open-sourcing will instantly solve all your incompatability issues.

  7. I won't be impressed on The Video Game Pianist · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...until I see him perform the Frogger theme song while trying to cross a freeway.

  8. Re:How can I say ? on Phone Numbers Go Locationless · · Score: 1

    Actually, wouldn't he be the insensitive clod?

  9. Re:So... on Household Emergent Behavior? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Somehow you managed to jump to the conclusion that it's going to start plotting against you or something?


    It's funny you should mention that. Last night, some woman named Sarah Connor called me to come get my Roomba from her front porch.

  10. Re:56 comments in... on Oh! Super Toaster! · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and nobody is quoting Red Dwarf? What's wrong with you people?

    So, you're a waffle man, eh?

  11. What I don't see... on Top 25 Innovations of the Past 25 Years · · Score: 1

    Is the VCR. Granted, I'm pretty sure it was developed for home use before 1979, but it certainly didn't become widespread until the 1980s.

  12. Re:That was Bond?! on James Bond Peelable Automobile Paint · · Score: 1

    Better - duckies and bunnies.

  13. Re:I have this image.. on World's First Practical Plastic Magnet · · Score: 1

    Now I have a new way of capturing a lobster.

  14. Re:Just one question... on Lucas to Make Sequels to Star Wars After All? · · Score: 1

    My God! You took it out of its packaging!?!

  15. Re:The Worst. on What Was Your Worst Computer Accident? · · Score: 1

    I went the other way with my worst example.

    I was writing a short Delphi program to test if some system calls would work as advertised, such as copying a file.

    To test that the copy was successful, I decided to have my program run the copied program (it would copy into a new subdirectory, so the name could stay the same). What program did I choose? You guessed it, the one I had conveniently just finished.

    As soon as I hit enter I realized what a bad idea this was. The program multiplied like rabbits, filling the hard drive in short order, and then eating up as much memory as it could get a hold of. This was also on Windows 95, so it refused to reboot after shutdown.

  16. Re:Danger, Danger! on Robot Hall of Fame 2004 Inductees Announced · · Score: 1

    Robbie the robot and the "Robot" from Lost in Space are the same robot (or robot suite). kvn ps. get it right you tin plated ninny!

    That's a pretty good Dr. Smith impression, particularly the way that it's inaccurate. Observe:

    Robby

    Lost in Space's B-9 robot

  17. Re:Fast to create as well on Metal Velcro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess where there's a multi-billion dollar will, there's a way...

    ...and a beneficiary.

  18. Re:In Soviet Russia, YOU are the funny joke. on Mini-ITX Clustering · · Score: -1, Troll

    No, no, no. In Soviet Russia, cliche uses YOU!

  19. Re:Instructions on Three Vulnerabilities Discovered in Real Player · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't even use it if I third to.

    And it shall get no quarter from me!

  20. How about Equilibrium? on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1

    Agreed.

    For those unfamiliar with Equilibrium, consider it an updated version of Farenheit 451 in terms of plot and characters, with action sequences drawn from The Matrix. It's currently available on DVD.

  21. Re:mod on A Practical Approach To Shushing Your PC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Actually, he modded the wood himself. Observe: Outside view of the noise insulation case. The outside plush coverage only serves as an optical embellishment. Personally, I think that look works better on the interior of a Chevy Nova.

  22. Not to be pedantic, but on Personal Submarine for 845k · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't this be called Pisces?

  23. Re:Spirit of adventure? on Chinese Astronaut Makes It Back Safely · · Score: 1

    *They were also the first to orbit a woman (maybe 1967? The late 60s come to mind), however as this is not a technological achievement I left it out.

    This is no great achievement - I orbit women on a regular basis. Unfortunately, that's because they won't let me land on them.

  24. Re:Hrmm on Is Prescott 64-bit? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I know what my next case mod will look like. Thanks!

  25. Re:Military Training? on Take-Two Interactive and Sony Sued Over GTA · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Soviet Rus- aw, forget it.