Borrowing a book at the library IS theft. If I could go to a videostore and borrow videos for free wouldn't you call that theft? How are libraries and video stores any different?
When renting a movie, the people who spent their time and energy to make the product get refunded. At a library it should be the same. Otherwise these people are being fucked out of money they deserve.
Why is Neverwinter Nights going to be THE RPG to look forward to? What is it that makes everyone believe it will be great? Maybe cause there is no other even remotely interesting RPG coming out. Is there something that has assured you people it is not yet another boring buggy RPG game?
You fucking idiot. KazaaLite is exactly the same as Kazaa minus the spyware and the added software installs. Both programs share the same executable file and system files. Morpheus was different from Kazaa because it was licensed. I am sure Kazaa has the power to shut down the network, but it would cut off both themselves and KazaaLite. The only thing Sharman can do is take legal action against anyone hosting KazaaLite on websites and make it harder to remove spyware and hack future versions of Kazaa.
Anal intercourse tips and hints: FOR LINUX ZEALOTS
Linux Buttsex HOW-TO
by Anal Cocks
Introduction
This HOW-TO explains how to perform Buttsex in the Linux Operating System w/Enterprise Resources (LOSER). This HOW-TO assumes basic knowledge of general Linux operation.
Preparation Most basically, all Linux Buttsex requires is a machine running the Linux Operating System, a penis (also referred to as a "cock" or "dick"), and a willing friend. However, you benefit greatly, especially when starting out, if you posess standard Buttsex tools.
Standard Buttsex Tools Lubricant - Slippery stuff you smear on your johnson and your friend's manpussy, to ease the transition into Buttsex mode. Vaseline will do in a pinch, but water-based lubricants such as KY Jelly and Astroglide are preferable.
Contraception - Protective barrier between your schlong and the inside of your friend's love canal. Breeders use them to prevent pregnancy, but we queer nancies usually use them to protect ourselves from the deadly AIDS virus. While some enterprising faggots have made do with plastic wrap or masking tape, there is no substitute for a latex condom. Most all condoms will do, as long as they aren't the "extra-thin" type. Some condoms are labelled as beiong superior for Buttsex, but are not necessary.
Step One -- Prepare the Anus This step is especially important if your friend has never taken a willie in the ass before. Prepare his anus for the width and girth of your manhood with the "finger" command. It is used like so:
% finger [insert your friend's name here]
Begin with your index or middle finger, and then both middle AND index fingers, at the same time. Ten to fifteen minutes should do. If you wish, you may felate him or suck his balls, while you're fingering him.
Step Two -- Entry Here the fun starts. Have your friend lay prone on the bed, or even better, get down "on all fours". Optionally, place a couple pillows beneath him to make him more comfortable. Now position yourself behind him, and spread his asscheeks. Apply lubricant, generously, to both your sexrod, and his pit of pleasure. It is advisable to stick your fingers partially inside in his anus, to make sure that the entire edge of the entry is covered.
Your penis must be fully erect in order to make a sucessful entry. If you are not already "hard as a rock", you may rub your penis in his asscrack, while tweaking his nipples (or stroking his cock), and saying intimidating things, such as "I am going to make you squeal like a pig, boy. Squeal, like a pig!".
When your sexstick is sufficiently engorged with blood, it is time to being entry. Place the head of your cock firmly against his brown anal starfish. Begin applying firm pressure forwards, optionally using your hand to guide your dick on a true course into sodomy. Your friend is most likely moaning in agony or yelping, and you may either ignore this, or in a snide tone, say "You like that, bitch?".
When your penis is in, move on to the next step.
Step Three -- Hardcore Assramming This is fairly simple. Move your dick around in his ass, towards and then back, at varying speeds. If for some reason your dick pops out, put in back in, undaunted. Continue pumping and thrusting until you feel you are ready to move on to Step Four.
Step Four -- Orgasm When ready to blow your load, use this command:
% stdout > ass
This redirects your standard output stream into your friend's pink tunnel of shit. Enter the command, then with one final thrust, placing the entire length of your cock inside his body. Your penis will then eject about a quart of sticky white semen, accompanied by tremendous pleasure.
Step Five -- Cleanup
If you wore a condom, cleanup is simple. Remove the condom and toss it out your window. Then sop up any other jizz, anal juice, shit, or lubricant with Brawny(R) brand paper towels.
If you did not wear a condom, your friend will have a steady drip of cum out of his ass for the next few hours. Tell him to "buck up" and stuff some toilet paper in his underwear.
Afterward
Congratulations! You are now a l337 LUN1X 4$$r4mm3r, just like Linux Toreballs and his gay minions! Celebrate by masturbating to the sensual gay erotica found at http://www.goatse.cx/.
Troubleshooting
My penis isn't long enough to get past the buttcheeks! Only Jon Katz has this problem. Jon, I've told you to just get the damned surgery.
I have a really small penis, but it's still difficult to get it in the ass! Only Jon Katz has this problem, because he fucks little boys. Jon, get the damned surgery, and find a lover over the age of 12.
Do you know where I can find kiddie pr0n? Please go away, Katz.
How can you compare what the internet was like when you were a child to what it is now? The internet has changed incredibly and is will continue to do so.
"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."
Hello everyone. I have a terrible problem with elephants in my garden. They are dancing and eating everything and pooping everywhere. My neighbor out back has just gotten a permit for a dancing elephant and he doesn't have an adequate fence to keep them performing in his yard. All I have is one of those wooden fences which offers no protection at all. Have you ever seen what a hungry elephant can do to a wooden fence? Or in that matter, a Linux geek in heat?
First they ate the rest of my lettuce, then they ate my peas. Now I have no broccoli, cauliflowers or brussel sprouts. How am I supposed to eat a decent meal? Since they ate my habanero pepper plant that had 3 tiny peppers on it (they ate that with the eggplant, sort of like they were spicing a dish) I don't think pepper spray will slow them down. In fact, they keep dancing back and forth between the basil and the tomatoes now. Do you think these are Italian elephants?
Luckily, most of my soil is hardpan so I don't have giant footprints to contend with but have you ever seen elephant poop? Whoa! talk about your black hills! I tried to get them to go poop in the compost bin behind the shed but have you ever tried to bin train an elephant? Enough said!
Can any of your experienced gardeners help me with my problem? Can you at least tell me how to get them to lose the pink tutus they wear when dancing? Thanks.
Has anyone noticed that NASA really sucks these days? I would say that the most interesting thing they do is have a board room lunch. There is no exploration, there is no experimentation with new ideas, and there is none of the former openness. I'd have to say, that whereas I used support what NASA is doing, I no longer do and have fallen into a habit of badmouthing NASA. I have not got anything against the scientists and engineers, it's the bureaucracy. This recent creation of amino acids is a step into the right direction, but I just do not think it is enough. We will ever see anything interesting out of NASA again.
StarOffice 6.0 and OpenOffice is basicly the same product, much like Netscape 6 and Mozilla, where the product is just rebadged. How can MandrakeClub be the "first and only place in the world where you can get StarOffice 6.0" if OpenOffice has always been available for download at its homepage. I would also expect OpenOffice to feature the latest updates and improvements so why would anyone even bother with StarOffice. For those MandrakeClub members complaining that you're not getting StarOffice, just go download OpenOffice.
Slashdot had an interview with David Korn that covers the Microsoft/Korn shell here. Just scroll down to question 5. There's another story here. Just think that in August 98 MS wanted to let users run a few UNIX apps on NT.
My telescope's manual is missing. I'm trying to view the Ikeya-Zhang comet, and I'm not sure if I have the telescope set up right? With the latitude set on Polaris from the previous night, it always swings to the same spot when I try for the Comet. Since I don't have a clock drive, how do I compensate for the time of day?
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Borrowing a book at the library IS theft. If I could go to a videostore and borrow videos for free wouldn't you call that theft? How are libraries and video stores any different?
When renting a movie, the people who spent their time and energy to make the product get refunded. At a library it should be the same. Otherwise these people are being fucked out of money they deserve.
Donate money to Harlan Ellison to prevent authors' rights on the internet.
I am sure the money will be well spent.
Why is Neverwinter Nights going to be THE RPG to look forward to? What is it that makes everyone believe it will be great? Maybe cause there is no other even remotely interesting RPG coming out. Is there something that has assured you people it is not yet another boring buggy RPG game?
1. Rent movie about mean headmaster spanking bare bottoms of naughty boys at private Britain school.
2. See doctor. Get arm up ass surgically removed.
You fucking idiot. KazaaLite is exactly the same as Kazaa minus the spyware and the added software installs. Both programs share the same executable file and system files. Morpheus was different from Kazaa because it was licensed. I am sure Kazaa has the power to shut down the network, but it would cut off both themselves and KazaaLite. The only thing Sharman can do is take legal action against anyone hosting KazaaLite on websites and make it harder to remove spyware and hack future versions of Kazaa.
Yes, that's the car. Thanks for the article as well.
Liability and Computer Security: Nine Principles by Ross J Anderson can be found here (PDF).
The HTML version can be found here.
I also find it hilarious. Looks like just about anyone can get an important job at a large American company.
Linux Buttsex HOW-TO
by Anal Cocks
Introduction
This HOW-TO explains how to perform Buttsex in the Linux Operating System w/Enterprise Resources (LOSER). This HOW-TO assumes basic knowledge of general Linux operation.
Preparation
Most basically, all Linux Buttsex requires is a machine running the Linux Operating System, a penis (also referred to as a "cock" or "dick"), and a willing friend. However, you benefit greatly, especially when starting out, if you posess standard Buttsex tools.
Standard Buttsex Tools
Lubricant - Slippery stuff you smear on your johnson and your friend's manpussy, to ease the transition into Buttsex mode. Vaseline will do in a pinch, but water-based lubricants such as KY Jelly and Astroglide are preferable.
Contraception - Protective barrier between your schlong and the inside of your friend's love canal. Breeders use them to prevent pregnancy, but we queer nancies usually use them to protect ourselves from the deadly AIDS virus. While some enterprising faggots have made do with plastic wrap or masking tape, there is no substitute for a latex condom. Most all condoms will do, as long as they aren't the "extra-thin" type. Some condoms are labelled as beiong superior for Buttsex, but are not necessary.
Step One -- Prepare the Anus
This step is especially important if your friend has never taken a willie in the ass before. Prepare his anus for the width and girth of your manhood with the "finger" command. It is used like so:
% finger [insert your friend's name here]
Begin with your index or middle finger, and then both middle AND index fingers, at the same time. Ten to fifteen minutes should do. If you wish, you may felate him or suck his balls, while you're fingering him.
Step Two -- Entry
Here the fun starts. Have your friend lay prone on the bed, or even better, get down "on all fours". Optionally, place a couple pillows beneath him to make him more comfortable. Now position yourself behind him, and spread his asscheeks. Apply lubricant, generously, to both your sexrod, and his pit of pleasure. It is advisable to stick your fingers partially inside in his anus, to make sure that the entire edge of the entry is covered.
Your penis must be fully erect in order to make a sucessful entry. If you are not already "hard as a rock", you may rub your penis in his asscrack, while tweaking his nipples (or stroking his cock), and saying intimidating things, such as "I am going to make you squeal like a pig, boy. Squeal, like a pig!".
When your sexstick is sufficiently engorged with blood, it is time to being entry. Place the head of your cock firmly against his brown anal starfish. Begin applying firm pressure forwards, optionally using your hand to guide your dick on a true course into sodomy. Your friend is most likely moaning in agony or yelping, and you may either ignore this, or in a snide tone, say "You like that, bitch?".
When your penis is in, move on to the next step.
Step Three -- Hardcore Assramming
This is fairly simple. Move your dick around in his ass, towards and then back, at varying speeds. If for some reason your dick pops out, put in back in, undaunted. Continue pumping and thrusting until you feel you are ready to move on to Step Four.
Step Four -- Orgasm
When ready to blow your load, use this command:
% stdout > ass
This redirects your standard output stream into your friend's pink tunnel of shit. Enter the command, then with one final thrust, placing the entire length of your cock inside his body. Your penis will then eject about a quart of sticky white semen, accompanied by tremendous pleasure.
Step Five -- Cleanup
If you wore a condom, cleanup is simple. Remove the condom and toss it out your window. Then sop up any other jizz, anal juice, shit, or lubricant with Brawny(R) brand paper towels.
If you did not wear a condom, your friend will have a steady drip of cum out of his ass for the next few hours. Tell him to "buck up" and stuff some toilet paper in his underwear.
Afterward
Congratulations! You are now a l337 LUN1X 4$$r4mm3r, just like Linux Toreballs and his gay minions! Celebrate by masturbating to the sensual gay erotica found at http://www.goatse.cx/ .
Troubleshooting
My penis isn't long enough to get past the buttcheeks!
Only Jon Katz has this problem. Jon, I've told you to just get the damned surgery.
I have a really small penis, but it's still difficult to get it in the ass!
Only Jon Katz has this problem, because he fucks little boys. Jon, get the damned surgery, and find a lover over the age of 12.
Do you know where I can find kiddie pr0n?
Please go away, Katz.
Popular Science had a recent article on a Honda sports car hybrid. Unfortunately the name of the car escapes me. Anyone know?
If you ask me, webpages are designed too well. This proves it.
How can you compare what the internet was like when you were a child to what it is now? The internet has changed incredibly and is will continue to do so.
"Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use."
-Homer Simpson
What color do you think it would be if he was a guy. Red?
How about white, off-white, slightly yellowed or even clear.
Hello everyone. I have a terrible problem with elephants in my garden. They are dancing and eating everything and pooping everywhere. My neighbor out back has just gotten a permit for a dancing elephant and he doesn't have an adequate fence to keep them performing in his yard. All I have is one of those wooden fences which offers no protection at all. Have you ever seen what a hungry elephant can do to a wooden fence? Or in that matter, a Linux geek in heat?
First they ate the rest of my lettuce, then they ate my peas. Now I have no broccoli, cauliflowers or brussel sprouts. How am I supposed to eat a decent meal? Since they ate my habanero pepper plant that had 3 tiny peppers on it (they ate that with the eggplant, sort of like they were spicing a dish) I don't think pepper spray will slow them down. In fact, they keep dancing back and forth between the basil and the tomatoes now. Do you think these are Italian elephants?
Luckily, most of my soil is hardpan so I don't have giant footprints to contend with but have you ever seen elephant poop? Whoa! talk about your black hills! I tried to get them to go poop in the compost bin behind the shed but have you ever tried to bin train an elephant? Enough said!
Can any of your experienced gardeners help me with my problem? Can you at least tell me how to get them to lose the pink tutus they wear when dancing? Thanks.
Has anyone noticed that NASA really sucks these days? I would say that the most interesting thing they do is have a board room lunch. There is no exploration, there is no experimentation with new ideas, and there is none of the former openness. I'd have to say, that whereas I used support what NASA is doing, I no longer do and have fallen into a habit of badmouthing NASA. I have not got anything against the scientists and engineers, it's the bureaucracy. This recent creation of amino acids is a step into the right direction, but I just do not think it is enough. We will ever see anything interesting out of NASA again.
StarOffice 6.0 and OpenOffice is basicly the same product, much like Netscape 6 and Mozilla, where the product is just rebadged. How can MandrakeClub be the "first and only place in the world where you can get StarOffice 6.0" if OpenOffice has always been available for download at its homepage. I would also expect OpenOffice to feature the latest updates and improvements so why would anyone even bother with StarOffice. For those MandrakeClub members complaining that you're not getting StarOffice, just go download OpenOffice.
Slashdot had an interview with David Korn that covers the Microsoft/Korn shell here. Just scroll down to question 5. There's another story here. Just think that in August 98 MS wanted to let users run a few UNIX apps on NT.
Linux costs more than Windows
Security Focus has story here
Oracle: Unbreakable
For the entire software industry:
"It's not a bug, it's a feature."
My telescope's manual is missing. I'm trying to view the Ikeya-Zhang comet, and I'm not sure if I have the telescope set up right? With the latitude set on Polaris from the previous night, it always swings to the same spot when I try for the Comet. Since I don't have a clock drive, how do I compensate for the time of day?
Reuters also carries the story here
There's a viewers guide to the comet that might come in handy at Space.com