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  1. Re:But.... on Star Wars Original Trilogy Gets DVD Release Date · · Score: 1
    Fight the Frizzies!!!

    Film at 11.

  2. WOTW Audio on Mars Attacked, 65 Years Ago Today · · Score: 5, Informative

    You can get the audio for the show here. Not the best fidelity, but still...

  3. Re:Make it stop! on "Star Wars: Clone Wars" coming to Cartoon Network · · Score: 1

    Fight the Frizzies! Film at 11.

  4. Re:That's the Internet for you on Ig Nobel Awards 2003 · · Score: 1
    I'm sure they were pretty put out about the attention.

    "Oh sure, watch us having sex all the time. But when we want to talk about that health insurance...."

  5. Re:South Park episode display classic irony on Isn't It Ironic? · · Score: 1
    Of course they support Bush for reelection, for the same reason Letterman, Leno, et al. support him - compared to all the other Demopublican candidates, he's by far the best source of comedy material out there.

    So There.

  6. Re:More Fantastic Inventions... on Scientists Grow Decaffeinated Coffee Plants · · Score: 1

    Uhm. What... is... the... point...? Beer without the alcohol is just horse urine, and coffee without caffeine is just dark bitter hot horse urine.

    And sex without orgasms is just... uhm... marriage.
  7. Re:which disk would you throw out? on Indiana Jones coming to DVD in November · · Score: 1

    Bonus disks can be informative and above all, amusing. I'm looking forward to the documentary showing Ford trying to staple the fedora to his head to keep it from blowing off.

  8. Re:Hoax on "Time-Traveler" Busted For Insider Trading · · Score: 1

    Weekly World News ain't that sleazy. At least they don't stick "(Registration Required)" after each link.

  9. Personal coding standard on Funny and Irrelevant Program Names? · · Score: 1

    I've had to do a lot of iterative numerical programming, and had to check each iteration against the minimum tolerance value.

    To this day, code reviewers want to know (about my tolerance value) "What's this constant NATS_S supposed to mean?"

    (Hint: read it slowly)

  10. Re:Amazing Americans... on Pancake Physics to Cut Batter Splatter · · Score: 2, Funny

    So we have the brits to blame for "Can you hear me now?"

  11. Re:2 strings walk into a bar on What is Your Best Tech Joke? · · Score: 1

    Know anyone who's studied animal husbandry? Officially or otherwise? (Further TL reference)

  12. Re:Joking aside, this is big. on Review Of GM's HyWire Hydrogen Concept Car · · Score: 1

    If you sever the fule line on a standard automobile, the resulting fireball will put that puny flying gas bottle to shame.

    Um, remember the Hindenberg? the Challenger? Those were, I believe, an effective demonstration of the power behind a tank of H2.

  13. Re:RTFA on Buy Your Very Own Exoskeleton Flying Vehicle · · Score: 1

    You try flying that thing, trust me, you'd end up static soon enough.

  14. New Rule on Critics Pan Nemesis · · Score: 0

    Better yet: even movies are good, odd movies suck. every fifth movie turns out not to be part of the continuity.

    As a matter of fact, I hear they changed the ending. In the original ending, Troi wakes up, it was only a dream, and Patrick Duffy was in the shower.

  15. If the Russians can't help with the IIS... on Russia's Role in the ISS in Trouble · · Score: 0, Funny

    are they going to switch to apache instead?

  16. Re:Place for a rave. on Ghost Stations of the London Underground · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but the problem is giving out directions to these parties.

    "You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike."

    Now just try to get to the drinks without running into a grue.

  17. Re:Spoiler filled? on Lord of the Rings: Two Towers Reviews Rolling In · · Score: 1

    The Boat sinks...

  18. Obligatory on Interview with Brewster Kahle · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    ...Beowulf Cluster reference.

  19. Re:Heaven's Gate on An Interstellar Lifeboat for Humanity · · Score: 1

    Found the next day...

    Date> 1997 March 21 2245
    Subject> URGENT NOTICE: SCHEDULE CHANGE

    An electrical failure aboard HG-HB1 (Heaven's Gate - Hale Bopp) currently located in close proximity to Comet Hale-Bopp has disabled our vessel. We believe that the problem is related to our closeness to the comet. As a result we will be unable to make contact with earth as scheduled. We will keep you informed as to our new schedule.

    DO NOT TAKE THE PUDDING AT THIS TIME

    REPEAT

    DO NOT TAKE THE PUDDING AT THIS TIME

    We regret the inconvenience.
  20. Thank God they didn't go with their original idea on High Tech Shopping Carts Offer Discounts, Ads · · Score: 1

    Instead of a reasonable beep, someone came up with... pop-up ads in the aisles! Unfortunately it didn't get out of testing... too many complaints about broken noses.

  21. Let's check it out on Fast-Moving Black Hole · · Score: 1

    We need to launch the Cygnus immediately! Paging Dr. Reinhardt...

  22. You wish it was a killer asteroid on Stopping Killer Asteroids · · Score: 1

    [CLICK] "People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council...."

  23. A rather disturbing thought on what might be next. on Instant Messenger or Instant Advertiser? · · Score: 1

    Auto Pedophile Bots: floating along trying to find children who might be susceptible and target them?

    Geez, maybe I shouldn't even be writing this, lest some sick fsck get ideas.

  24. Obligatory BB reference here on Pervasive Computing Systems · · Score: 1

    Just what we need. Betcha the next generation of this will end up making my tinfoil hat obsolete. Options?

  25. Re:Leftist IDIOT! on Fighting The Spammers Down Under · · Score: 1

    Nonononononono.......

    This is the proper thing to do to a spammer.

    Much as everyone would rather be doing this, however.