did you know you can get all sorts of naked women as well? It's a special feature not many people know about, but for $1000 I will tell.
Thanks for replying to my posting. This makes me feel sooo good.
Somebody has to stand up to these trolls. I might as well be me.
From now on, I will reply to every troll. That will show them! After a while they will get tiried of my posts and leave slashdot. It will be a better place then. We can live with banners. We can live with donations. Heck, we can even live with Jon Katz' submissions. But we cannot live with trolls. Please join me in my quest to answer all troll posts!
Its been 3 months since my last bootup into Windows ME.
Great! So you were able to run win ME without rebooting for 3 months.
Well, that game of cards, became two games of cards, then 3, then 4, then 9.
Whatever happened to games 5,6,7, and 8?
I even.... [choke]..... used Clippy
Again, good for you. If you can't find your way around, use the clipster. If you're really bright you know you can turn it into an Einstein fellow, you know?
Sure. And because the routines are written in C++ it will be blazingly fast too.
If it were written in java, odds are that once the damn dog is finished it can start all over again - provided it can live that long on batteries.
...to play doom on my t-shirt! ...type a word document on my pants ...calculate budgets on my boxer shorts (and hand them to the CEO saying they have been used well)
Ok, so Gates may have lied a couple of times, and maybe his practices are not always as ethical as could be.
But face it: without him the world would be a totally different place. And before you "yes, a better place" I want you to think of all the good things he has done. Employing thousands of people. Giving billions of dollars to charity. Creating the most used operating system in the world. Providing geeks with an incentive to do better (linus comes to mind).
I understand all too well that my employer forces me to use java. Being a c++ guy this makes my stomach turn. I consider java to be one of the darkest forces in nature. Invented to crush attempts at being intelligent.
look here to read about how human behaviour can be predicted to some extend.
Basically it states that when charting man's progress this will appear as a fractal - zoom in on it and you will see the same patterns over and over again.
Yeah, I'm waiting for Microsoft to update Excel so you can say
"Goldbach's conjecture" Excel> True
Reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon in which Microsoft releases some software with a spelling error in it. The next day it appears that all available vocabularies in the world contain this new word.
Oh well...
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KDE 3.0 is Out
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It's a trap! Some guy on the KDE team has his desktop calendar all screwed up... he think's that TODAY is April 1!
I wish I had a beowulf cluster of april 1st jokes.
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by the way, I need 50 million dollars for my bad breath.
did you know you can get all sorts of naked women as well? It's a special feature not many people know about, but for $1000 I will tell. Thanks for replying to my posting. This makes me feel sooo good.
Somebody has to stand up to these trolls. I might as well be me.
..... used Clippy
From now on, I will reply to every troll. That will show them! After a while they will get tiried of my posts and leave slashdot. It will be a better place then. We can live with banners. We can live with donations. Heck, we can even live with Jon Katz' submissions. But we cannot live with trolls. Please join me in my quest to answer all troll posts!
Its been 3 months since my last bootup into Windows ME.
Great! So you were able to run win ME without rebooting for 3 months.
Well, that game of cards, became two games of cards, then 3, then 4, then 9.
Whatever happened to games 5,6,7, and 8?
I even.... [choke]
Again, good for you. If you can't find your way around, use the clipster. If you're really bright you know you can turn it into an Einstein fellow, you know?
First reaction from our CEO: where can I download this?
then again, my mother would despise the way it cleans up the mess (ie: leave everything behind it cannot handle immediately)
Sure. And because the routines are written in C++ it will be blazingly fast too. If it were written in java, odds are that once the damn dog is finished it can start all over again - provided it can live that long on batteries.
I wonder if it's in the specs that java must be slow. It seems to be implemented that way on all platforms.
...to play doom on my t-shirt!
...type a word document on my pants
...calculate budgets on my boxer shorts (and hand them to the CEO saying they have been used well)
And where's the "what do you think" from cliff?
This will never be accepted by a c++ compiler.
What did you mean to include? I guess iostream.
Can anyone tell me why I keep getting messages like
IDE0/hdd PARM 3 - Access denied (32)
IDE0/hdd PARM 3 - Access denied (32)
IDE0/hdd PARM 3 - Access denied (32)
IDE0/hdd PARM 3 - Access denied (32)
(etc..)
in my syslog?
I am running kernel 2.4.17
last post!
By the way, did you know that Best Defense is a great movie featuring Eddy Murphy?
This is truely sad. My father used to date her. Now he's got herpes, but is still very happy.
Anyone checked the rumours about the death of Stephen King? Apparently he was found dead in his mansion.
Jesus H. Christ!
It's been five minutes since I signed up and already received three -rather obnoxious- spam mails from them.
Somebody stop these bastards!
I second that.
After doing just that my mailbox got flooded with obscure spam.
You have been warned. I just wish I had some dolphins to warn me as well.
It's also good that it offers the possibility for a developer to apply later versions of the GPL should they so wish.
An exact duplicate of what you're reading right now is here
Ok, so Gates may have lied a couple of times, and maybe his practices are not always as ethical as could be.
But face it: without him the world would be a totally different place. And before you "yes, a better place" I want you to think of all the good things he has done. Employing thousands of people. Giving billions of dollars to charity. Creating the most used operating system in the world. Providing geeks with an incentive to do better (linus comes to mind).
A little more respect would be in place.
Great. Now bend over so I can fuck you up the ass.
I understand all too well that my employer forces me to use java. Being a c++ guy this makes my stomach turn. I consider java to be one of the darkest forces in nature. Invented to crush attempts at being intelligent.
Anyone got a real job for me?
Then I've got two words for you: Elliott Wave.
look here to read about how human behaviour can be predicted to some extend.
Basically it states that when charting man's progress this will appear as a fractal - zoom in on it and you will see the same patterns over and over again.
Yeah, I'm waiting for Microsoft to update Excel so you can say
"Goldbach's conjecture"
Excel> True
Reminds me of a Dilbert cartoon in which Microsoft releases some software with a spelling error in it. The next day it appears that all available vocabularies in the world contain this new word.
Oh well...
It's a trap! Some guy on the KDE team has his desktop calendar all screwed up... he think's that TODAY is April 1!
I wish I had a beowulf cluster of april 1st jokes.
Well, this changed my opinion on J.K. Anyone taking the time to read Soros' books doesn't deserve to be called an asshole.
Then again, I haven't read any.
> How does that work, exactly? Does Earthlink force you to use military-grade encryption prior to subscribing?
Yes. Earthlink will assess if your computer can do 100Mhz push-ups.