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  1. Re:It is my hope on Toshiba's One-Minute-Recharge Li-ion Batteries · · Score: 1

    or better, put the coils in the car and have stationary magnets placed under the tarmac on the roads. Might not charge em up, but it'd slow down the discharging a bit..

  2. Re:Start again? on Microsoft Developers Respond To .NET Criticism · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft sits on a treasure chest, namely 10 years of bugfixed, known-to-be-working code

    Yeah, now if only they'd release it....

  3. Re:Does it fix the shyte rendering of slasdot? on Firefox-Based Netscape 8 Beta Goes Live · · Score: 1

    go elsewhere and never see the problem!

  4. Re:invisible?? on Engineers Devise Invisibility Shield · · Score: 2, Funny

    nah youre wrong, they require lance Armstrong to Louis Armstrong to function

    Methinks you mean Angstrom...

  5. Re:Virus vendors? on Data Execution Protection · · Score: 1

    an auction site for virgins?

  6. may i be the first to say on Microsoft AntiSpyware thinks Firefox is Spyware · · Score: 2, Funny

    PWNED!!11!11!!! LOL!!

  7. Re:A little risky, IMO on Inside the Games Machines of the Future · · Score: 2, Funny

    i hear the xbox now comes with firewire

    Thank you thank you, i'll be here all evening!

  8. Re:wait... on Gaming With a Headmouse? · · Score: 1

    yeah, but every other level is identical and you keep getting people shouting "no, you're doing that wrong!" at every platform jump

  9. aah yes but.. on Gaming With a Headmouse? · · Score: 1

    .. can it dictate the word "Timmy!"

  10. Re:Ambiguous on NSA to Become Government Net 'Traffic Cop?' · · Score: 1

    will it get to the stage where we'll have to smuggle packets into the country internally?

    TSA guy: I'm sorry sir, are these your packets?
    h4x0r: No, i'm just smuggling them for someone
    TSA Guy: Bring in the packet sniffer, and dont forget the lube!

  11. Re:YES on NASA Proposes Warming Mars · · Score: 1

    dont forget the telephone sanitisers!

  12. Re:What the hell is a fansubber? on Fansubbers Under Fire · · Score: 2, Funny

    yarrrrrrr! Avast ye, ye scurvy Fansubber! I be dubbing this film with me own words! YARRRRR!

  13. Re:Same bullshit, different buzzwords. on Nanotech Brings Battery Life Extender for Mobiles · · Score: 5, Funny

    what about another battery?

  14. Re:First they came for the DVD's on HP to Region-code Cartridges · · Score: 3, Funny

    then they came for porn

    I think i stand for the whole slashdot crowd when i say "I'd definitely come for porn too"

  15. Re:Representatives of the People, Indeed on Jail Time For P2P Developers? · · Score: 1

    When a transaction is complete, the user has an identical copy of the file on his or her computer
    Does the law differentiate between a "bit identical" copy and a "funtionally identical" copy? If i were to somehow create an audio format where the audio chunks can be in any order and still produce the same output, would that count?

  16. here comes the americanism.. on UK Report Suggests Dangers In Cell Phone Use · · Score: -1, Troll

    where do i sue?

  17. Re:Silly Rabbits, its too late on Conspiring Against Your Employer? Watch What You Email · · Score: 1

    probably the same number of idiots that dont use Tor for such purposes

  18. Re:I thought it was something else... on In The Beginning Was The Command Line, Updated · · Score: 2, Funny

    Gear wheels! bah! luxury!
    In my day, we organised lizards into logic gates! Put their tails in the mouth of another, when the first bit the second would to!
    And we liked it! snow, uphill etc...

  19. Re:AOL trying to be good? Haha, on AOL Plans to Offer Free Webmail · · Score: 1

    Why has AOL been plumeting? People are waking UP.

    So should we roam the network "freeing" people from this "shell"?

    *Runs off to learn kungfu and wear a trench coat*

  20. so.. on New Calendar Proposal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..you want to reorganise the entire western hemispheres calendering system because the new one is easier to code?

    Out with the old....

  21. already done on Coming Soon: Self-Heating Coffee · · Score: 5, Informative

    we have these in the UK. They taste about as good as warmed up cold coffee. Which is basically what it is....

  22. is EA.. on EA Trying to Buy Ubisoft Shares · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ...the next microsoft?

    Hostile takeovers? Check
    Continuation of a product line? Check (damn american football games!
    Little innovation? check

    Ah well, theres still indie games...

  23. Re:this project is a joke on Playing the Game Boy DS Online · · Score: 1

    at one point they were posting on warpipe/xlink forums claiming it would be ready in 8 days.

    Surprise! its not!

    What theyre trying to do is apparently impossible anyway, read here for more details

  24. Re:And in related news... on Playing the Game Boy DS Online · · Score: 2, Insightful

    bollocks.

    This is practically no different to me building an incredibly long extension cable to link two gameboys together.

    Explain to me how tunnelling packets is illegal?

  25. this project is a joke on Playing the Game Boy DS Online · · Score: 5, Interesting

    these guys have been hawking this project for weeks now, with nothing to show. They have no site and their entire project seems to revolve around drumming up support from all the 12 year olds in the warppipe forums.

    You want real tunneling with the DS? Team XLINK are working on it..

    The Nitro peeps are claiming 100% comaptibility with all wireless NICs in windows. Now this is impossible as most cards will not support promisc mode in windows, not to mention that they ignore BSS stuff most of the time.