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  1. My uncle dismantled a Chevy Nova in 4 seconds. on Robots Put To Work On E-Waste · · Score: 4, Funny

    My uncle dismantled a Chevy Nova in 4 seconds. He did have some help from a train.

  2. Re:The industry really needs to switch to DC power on Facebook Testing Lithium-Ion Batteries For Backup Power · · Score: 1

    Not in my (limited) experience. This was a dispatching center for a large (Class 1) freight railway. For each of about 40 dispatchers there were 5 machines a pair of PCs at the "Desk" plus a trio of PCs in the back room for server/backup server & maintenance workstation. The "ONE BIG UPS" failed 3 times in 4 years, and each time the whole damn railroad was stopped dead for several hours. ( Egon Spengler - That would be bad.)
     
      We put a small (about 2000VA) UPS at each desk and another for each back room trio. Cost about 1/10 of what the big UPS cost. If a little UPS failed the techs would drop in a new one and have the machines restarted in about 10 minutes. The trains were seldom delayed, and the failures would only affect a single dispatcher.

  3. Re:Yes, let's do look, shall we? on Study: Body Weight Heavily Influenced By Heritable Gut Microbes · · Score: 2

    How do you know that us morally superior thin people aren't Person B types who are hungry all the time but don't use it as an excuse to eat when we don't need to?

  4. Hammerfest on Scotland Builds Power Farms of the Future Under the Sea · · Score: 1

    Isn't Hammerfest a Scandinavian Folk Metal band. I swear I saw them in 2013 with Amon Amarth and Korpiklaani.

  5. Re:Silly on Tim Cook: "I'm Proud To Be Gay" · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Possibly proud means "not ashamed" in this context.

  6. Re:Obesity on New Crash Test Dummies Reflect Rising American Bodyweight · · Score: 2

    Overweight and obese are medical terms based on associated health risk. BMI is fairly good for average people, not so good for athletes.
     
    Want to know if you are fat? Try this - lift your shirt, and grab a fold of skin 2 inches to the left (or right) of you belly button. How thick is the fold of skin (and fat)? An inch or less, ok. More than an inch, you are carrying unnecessary extra body fat which will damage your health.

  7. Re:Cool, but nothing new on Pope Francis Declares Evolution and Big Bang Theory Are Right · · Score: 1

    "steady state universe" - sorry for the nitpick

  8. Re:Evolution != salvation on Pope Francis Declares Evolution and Big Bang Theory Are Right · · Score: 1

    "evolution states that we are continually improving "- No it certainly doesn't. There is no direction or purpose implied by evolution.

  9. Re:The performance difference only matters... on PCGamingWiki Looks Into Linux Gaming With 'Port Reports' · · Score: 1

    FWIW I get random crashes on Win 8.1 . Supposedly happens on certain video cards, even with the latest drivers, and an update is supposed to be coming to fix it.

  10. Re:So much stupid on We Need Distributed Social Networks More Than Ello · · Score: 1

    Beats are not terrible, they are awesome.
     
    Allow me to explain.
     
    You are assuming that Beats are audio headphones, and judging them on that basis. Beats are a fashion accessory and a status symbol first, and an audio device second. My nine year old niece loves her Beats.They look cute, and sound much better than the throw away earbuds she got with her ipod. In that respect they are a great product, and fulfill her requirements better than any other headphone.
     
    Now if I was looking for headphones, looks and conferred status would be at the very bottom of my list of requirements. I'd probably buy some Sennheisers with better specs for half the price of Beats. But then, I'm not the target market for Beats.

  11. American Exceptionalism Strikes Again on Ebola Does Not Require an "Ebola Czar," Nor Calling Up the National Guard · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We assumed we could easily handle Ebola if it came our way, because we are the most powerful and richest country on Earth. What we should have done is asked, "What are our weaknesses? Where is our medical system likely to fail?" Unfortunately we tend to suck at this kind of introspection. If we had asked, the most glaring weakness in our system, "Not everybody has medical coverage", might have been considered. Then when a sick black man recently arrived from West Africa came to the hospital without medical insurance we might have thought "EBOLA" and treated him right away, instead of thinking "poor Nigger, not gonna pay his bills" and sent him home with some Tylenol.

  12. Re:But Only Two on NASA's HI-SEAS Project Results Suggests a Women-Only Mars Crew · · Score: 2

    Apparently four women is a stable number. This was the advice from a 14th century Moslem man on what is the best number of wives to have. One will be lonely when the husband is away, two will fight, three will gang up two to one, just as you said, but four works out to two stable pairs.

  13. Re:Suspension of Disbelief on A Critical Look At Walter "Scorpion" O'Brien · · Score: 2

    Just like the Big Mac is the most eaten burger.

  14. Re:A 3-liter car is a "small engine" on Fuel Efficiency Numbers Overstate MPG More For Cars With Small Engines · · Score: 1

    America is different. My neighbor's old 1970 Cadillac used to have a 500 cubic inch motor. Math says 8.2 litres or slightly more than 1 litre per cylinder. Of course the fuel tank was about 80 litres. And you would fill it once a week if you drove it to work.

  15. Re:My Car integration is simple on Studies Conclude Hands-Free-calling and Apple Siri Distract Drivers · · Score: 1

    I once had a ride on an small airplane, and every control knob had a different shape so they could be identified by touch. I think the knob that put the wheels down was actually shaped like a small tire with treads and all. The throttle was a round ball (does balls to the wall come from that?) The flap control was shaped like a little flap. It made a lot of sense. Pretty hard to do that with a touch screen.

  16. Re:College admissions is not a life-value system on Is It Time To Throw Out the College Application System? · · Score: 1

    We used to call it "Dean's Leave of Absence".

    Sometime in 2nd year of Engineering (for example) the beer drinking and f-ing around instead of studying would catch up to a guy, he would fail all his midterms or all his Christmas exams. The Dean would say, go do something else for a while, come back when you are ready. After a year of pulling the green chain or (insert your own miserable laboring job here) they would come back with a new attitude to study and would usually do well for the rest of their stay at university.

  17. "wireless is like bacon" on Professor Kevin Fu Answers Your Questions About Medical Device Security · · Score: 1

    wireless is like bacon - best analogy ever. mmm bacon....

  18. Re:yeah, ok, whatever. on Online Creeps Inspire a Dating App That Hides Women's Pictures · · Score: 4, Funny

    4. Don't mention that you like dogs and/or horses sauteed with garlic.

  19. Re:Notes next? on End of an Era: After a 30 Year Run, IBM Drops Support For Lotus 1-2-3 · · Score: 2

    "You really need to just shoot yourself if that made you happy." You have obviously never had to use Lotus notes. If I had to choose between using Lotus Notes again, or being devoured by fire ants, I think I would go with the ants.

  20. Re:Influenza is a serious risk on After Dallas Ebola Diagnosis, CDC Raises Estimate of Patient's Possible Contacts · · Score: 1

    If Ebola ever becomes airborne transmissible, or even worse, is airborne transmissible before symptoms appear, then it will be entirely correct to freak out. As in "Make peace with whatever heathen Gods you worship, for your doom is upon you." One small ray of hope - 40% survival rate, and the survivors are immune from re-infection.

  21. Re:"Windshield" on UK Government Tax Disc Renewal Website Buckles Under Pressure · · Score: 1

    Boot.....Trunk....whatever. it's where you put the bodies.

  22. Re:Oh no! on Ebola Has Made It To the United States · · Score: 1

    Is that on Netflix? Because I would totally watch that.

  23. Re:Emma Watson is full of it on Emma Watson Leaked Photo Threat Was a Plot To Attack 4chan · · Score: 1

    There was a fancy golf course in our town that didn't admit women. Private club, legally they can do what they want. An absolutely hilarious interview exists with a sweet young lady from the local news interviewing the 70 year old dinosaur president of the club. She implies in the broadest terms that the club is for gay men only, (In this day and age you guys don't have to pretend any more.....You are a bunch of men who don't like the company of women, we get that.......It's ok, no one is going to judge you... etc) The old guy absolutely doesn't pick up on it and looks like a total fool. Eventually the younger club members outvoted the old farts and change the policy to admit women. (Probably rich white women only, but you know.... baby steps..)

  24. I can't wait to sign up. on Netropolitan Is a Facebook For the Affluent, and It's Only $9000 To Join · · Score: 2

    I can't wait to sign up. Finally a facebook for our sort of people. Do you think $9000 will be enough to keep the common riff raff out?

    My driver said the funniest thing yesterday....

     

  25. Re:I know this is going to sound crazy... on Study Finds Link Between Artificial Sweeteners and Glucose Intolerance · · Score: 1

    Black Blood of the Earth works for me. http://www.funraniumlabs.com/t...