"Computer games don't affect kids, I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music."
"The BBC are reporting that one of the items displayed at this years Ideal Home Show at Earls Court is an internet enabled toilet roll browser."
And for those users new to the internet, the home page defaults to goatse.cx, where beginners learn the first and most important lesson in bathroom etiquette... Proper wiping prevents spreading of the anus to what point one could fit a football inside sideways.
" I dropped out of pro gaming because i wanted to get through college."
I wonder when kids will start dropping out of college to go pro...
"Well Jim, as a redshirt freshman he wow'ed us with his fragging ability and he would've gone 1st round last year if it wasn't for that dislocated thumb. After rehab he seems to perform at 110%, but once you've had such a devistating injury, you're never the same."
"and suddenly finds itself surrounded by loaded and cocked weapons. They shake their heads in bemusement, and slowly lift their hands above their heads."
"If the military can pay thousands for a toilet seat, imagine what they paid for a PowerBook."
Oddly, I'm going to attempt to explain this...
Most of the equipment that the Armed Services pay "too much" for aren't your run-of-the-mill items. It's not like they can run out to Home Depot and pick up a crapper capper.
We have tie hooks that are rated at 2 or 3 thousand pounds, yet are made of titanium, to keep weight down as much as possible.
Imagine designing that same item in your garage. How much would it cost if you had to make such item from scratch, with a guarantee that the item would work as intended, under such extreme circumstances? Factor in the engineering, labor work, logistics, and planning and see how much a "simple" item like a titanium tie-down hook (with a 2k weight rating & MTBF rate of 1000 flight hours) would cost.
" The true American spirit really shines through these sales results.
So, who is it that loves violence, terror, and rape so much again?
Yeah, thought so."
Nice stereotype. I can play too.
Rockstar's next game: Le Reddition (The Surrender)
Welcome to France.
From the country who rolls over like a flock of sheep, snootiness and horrible hygiene comes a story of one man's rise to the top of cowardice. Le Reddition is a huge urban sprawl ranging from that half-finished skyscraper know as the Eiffel Tower to Marseilles, and is the most varied, complete and alive digital city ever created.
"our personalities appear to be much less influenced by out environment and more by our genes."
I still think it's a combination of the two. My cousin and I attended the same private school as children, yet she completed K through 12 at the school, while I only spent 4 years there. Our IQ's are nearly identical, but she had the better learning environment.
She's currently a doctor, while I work as a civilian for the government.
I wish luck would've been more on her side. Poor girl.
Sadly, I must cut this post short; I need to file a grievance with the Union, blame my co-workers for my ineptitude, and take the rest of the day off.
Dammit, someone changed my Freecell settings again... I'm taking a coffee break.
Even if you were to argue that Nextstep was the most advanced Unix at the time, you would have an uphill battle. Its GUI was the best ever made, but things under the hood weren't as beautiful"
I beg to differ... NeXT had the best GUI [for Unix]? You should really try taking a look at Mac OS X.
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I take it you've never been to a rave?
And for those users new to the internet, the home page defaults to goatse.cx, where beginners learn the first and most important lesson in bathroom etiquette... Proper wiping prevents spreading of the anus to what point one could fit a football inside sideways.
I wonder when kids will start dropping out of college to go pro...
"Well Jim, as a redshirt freshman he wow'ed us with his fragging ability and he would've gone 1st round last year if it wasn't for that dislocated thumb. After rehab he seems to perform at 110%, but once you've had such a devistating injury, you're never the same."
You can snag Darwin from here. There's a lot of $10 no-name ethernet and sound cards that need porting. Get to it.
On behalf of all x86 users out there, thanks in advance! :)
I thought the French were staying out of this?
Oddly, I'm going to attempt to explain this...
Most of the equipment that the Armed Services pay "too much" for aren't your run-of-the-mill items. It's not like they can run out to Home Depot and pick up a crapper capper.
We have tie hooks that are rated at 2 or 3 thousand pounds, yet are made of titanium, to keep weight down as much as possible.
Imagine designing that same item in your garage. How much would it cost if you had to make such item from scratch, with a guarantee that the item would work as intended, under such extreme circumstances? Factor in the engineering, labor work, logistics, and planning and see how much a "simple" item like a titanium tie-down hook (with a 2k weight rating & MTBF rate of 1000 flight hours) would cost.
Is this a trick question?
Cock-blocking?
I see your P2P is as big as mine!
So, who is it that loves violence, terror, and rape so much again?
Yeah, thought so."
Nice stereotype. I can play too.
Rockstar's next game: Le Reddition (The Surrender)
Welcome to France.
From the country who rolls over like a flock of sheep, snootiness and horrible hygiene comes a story of one man's rise to the top of cowardice. Le Reddition is a huge urban sprawl ranging from that half-finished skyscraper know as the Eiffel Tower to Marseilles, and is the most varied, complete and alive digital city ever created.
He's right, of course.
At work, save it to the bosses shared drive.
At home, save it to your significant others' hard drive.
"I never knew you were SO kinky!" -- Easy way to respark the relationship.
http://www.microsoft.com/licensing/sharedsource/de fault.asp
Distributions keep getting larger and larger, but now they come with promising Linux users? Wow! What will they think of next?
Just in case you missed my point.
I still think it's a combination of the two. My cousin and I attended the same private school as children, yet she completed K through 12 at the school, while I only spent 4 years there. Our IQ's are nearly identical, but she had the better learning environment.
She's currently a doctor, while I work as a civilian for the government.
I wish luck would've been more on her side. Poor girl.
Sadly, I must cut this post short; I need to file a grievance with the Union, blame my co-workers for my ineptitude, and take the rest of the day off.
Dammit, someone changed my Freecell settings again... I'm taking a coffee break.
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hi.
I may be totally incorrect, but sort of like Keynote's XML file format?
Still, they better be careful. They need a new slogan. The "Think Different" campaign has reached its limit.
May we suggest "Apple: Proudly going out of business for 25 years."
It's more like "What's long, hard, and full of nerd seamen? our su... *glub* *glub* *glub*
Here's 1.0.1a...
Wonder what gesture he'll use for control-alt-delete?
The Japanese want to shove tenticles into it.
I think you meant http://www.apple.com
Welcome to Earth, you must be new here.
I beg to differ... NeXT had the best GUI [for Unix]? You should really try taking a look at Mac OS X.
Priests brewing beer?
Back in my day we got room temperature Mad Dog 20/20 and a size 12 asshole.
Oh wait...