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  1. Re:Well, just goes to show... on Details of Linux-in-Munich Deal Revealed · · Score: 5, Funny
    "I guess Ballmer's "Ich bin ein Bavarian Creme Pie" speech didn't go over so good with the Mayor."

    Actually, if it was Ballmer giving the speech I'm sure it would've been more like:

    "Entwickler, Entwickler, Entwickler, Entwickler! Aaaaiiiieeeee, wooooooooo!"

  2. Huh? on Record Labels Looking for a Cut of Tour Revenues · · Score: 0
    "In October EMI signed a deal with Brit singer Robbie Williams that gives the label a cut of the pop star's merchandise, publishing, touring revenue and sponsorship."

    Robbie Williams? ROBBIE WILLIAMS? How in the world is EMI going to afford the 16 euro's for this deal??

    Omg, I'm giong to Kazaa! Support the artists!

  3. Re:I'm Sorry on More Info on Phantom Game Console · · Score: 3, Funny
    "a wife who likes the wild monkey sex at times"

    Whoa there fella, this is Slashdot, you might want to simplify that terminology into something a little more geek specific. Suggestions would include:

    a wife who likes a hot, throbbing beowulf in the zeitgeist

    a wife who likes a little "CowboyNeal" first thing in the morning

    according to NetCraft our sex life is dying

    I "SCO" her at times and she always comes back for more

  4. Re:Funny.... on Adobe Drops Mac Support For Premiere · · Score: 1
    "...unless they're guaranteed a monopoly. Steve Jobs himself follows this same policy, which is why you can't buy a Mac clone, or boot MacOS on an x86."

    Apple is foremost a HARDWARE company. They just happen to make a great OS that compliments the hardware. If you produced XYZ video card for ABC computers, but let others use your technology at half the price, how long do you think you would be in business?

    MacOS on X86 is just a simple pipe dream, it's not going to happen. But if you want to try, you can snag Darwin from here. There's a lot of no-name ethernet cards and sound cards that need porting. Get to it.

  5. Funny.... on Adobe Drops Mac Support For Premiere · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Funny how Adobe complains that the competition has cut into THEIR business. Isn't that the whole point of competition? Instead of making a better product, they whine and run away.

    Welcome to life, Adobe. Innovate or die.

    I'm certainly not saying that FCP is the be all, end all for video production (it isn't), but at least give it a chance, Adobe. Final Cut Express is lookin mighty fine right now...

  6. Re:What's next on a slow news day? on X11 in ASCII · · Score: 1

    Probably libgoatse.cxx.0.01.4 alpha. :/

  7. Re:Great! on Menu Shadows in GTK2 · · Score: 1
    "Now everybody who uses a mac will switch over immediately!"

    Sorry, this just doesn't have the same appeal as the Steve Jobs's Reality Distortion field. Please think of the mock turtle necks and Birkenstock's for Christ's sake!

  8. Re:Contradiction or tongue in cheek? on Motherboard Audio Comes Of Age · · Score: 1
    "I know it's scratched and can't seem to show the colour blue..."

    I'll buy it, I'd love to see Windows crash and get a random color besides blue for once.

    Not that there's anything wrong with blue! But just think about it... Apple brought us those fruity iMac's, why not have the "Yellow Screen `O Death" or "Green Screen `O Death" for once? C'mon Microsoft, this is your chance to innovate!!

  9. Huh? on Animated Tron Spoof Coming to UPN · · Score: 4, Funny
    "...an ordinary suburban family who live in an alternate video-game universe..."

    "Hi honey, what's on TV tonight?"

    *Rail Gun*

    OMG wtf l4m3r, sh0uld4 |)uck3d f4gg0t!

  10. What the.. ? on Xbox Linux Made Possible Without a Modchip · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:

    Dear Public,

    Today is a very said day for Microsoft.

    Especially if you're using their spelling / grammar software.

  11. You Linux people... on Gesture Control for Automotive Peripherals · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...are so far behind the times! My new BMW uses Microsft's new embeded OS to enhance performance of my Beemer's traction control, safety system, and...

    HOLY FUCK!

    *makes vulcan sign*

    *crashes into tree*

    Windows

    A fatal exception 0E has occured at 0028:C004CDCF in VXD VNTFS(01) +
    00000B987. The current application will be terminated.

    * Press any key to terminate the current application.

    * Press CTRL+ALT+DELETE again to restart you computer. You will lose any unsaved information in all applications.

    * Pray that one of the above will work.


    Press any key to continue_

  12. Just wondering... on Core Mac OS X and Unix Programming · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Those WWDC people who have access to Apple's upcoming OS, Panther...

    How relevant will this information be with Panther merging to BSD 5.0 userland and the new Xoode environment?

    I can't seem to justify the price for this book ... yet.

  13. Re:Sanity Check on Beta Ogg Vorbis Firmware For The Neuros [updated] · · Score: 4, Funny
    "I asked my girlfriend what she thought and all I got was a blank stare."

    Around here, when you tell people you have a girlfriend, you usually get a blank stare too.

  14. Re:Part of the culture now on The Rise of Casual and Mobile Gaming · · Score: 3, Funny
    You work for the government, don't you?

    Actually, I can't say a word. I work civil service where my career goal is to TOTALLY beat Freecell. *sigh* 26,341 more games to go before I can retire.

  15. $471,000,000?!? on US Army Signs $471,000,000 Deal for Microsoft Software · · Score: 5, Funny

    $471,000,000 dollars? That's like SIXTEEN hammers!

  16. Re:Gnome Themes on Screenshots of Mac OS X 10.3 Panther Leaked · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "Does anyone know of a _good_ Gnome theme that matches Mac OS X's Aqua look and feel?"

    While some may consider it flattering that you want to make Linux look like Mac OS X, Aqua is the property of Apple Computer; it's a trademark, and nobody else has the right to make a user interface just like it.

    After seeing posts like these and the cease & desist story on FreeCraft, I have to wonder how much "innovation" open source software actually accomplishes. It seems the entire OSS movement is more interested in stealing other people's ideas than concocting their own.

    /rant off

  17. Re:This will get modd-ed down... on Apple Marketing Hypes New PowerMacs · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Can you imagine...

    a beowulf cluster of these?"

    We are sorry to inform you that the creation of a "beowulf cluster" does not conform to Steve's reality distortion field and we request all topics concerning beowulf clustering to cease and desist.

    Thank you,

    Apple Legal

  18. Just because... on SCO Amends Suit, Clarifies "Violations", Triples Damages · · Score: -1, Redundant
    *Dr. Evil Voice*

    SCO: We demand the sum... OF 3 BILLION DOLLARS.

    I feel so dirty...

  19. Re:"I'm actually all teary-eyed." on Linus Moves To OSDL, Will Work On Kernel Full-Time · · Score: 2, Funny
    " There's a leak in the Linus kernel, someone please post a patch."

    Wouldn't that be the Linus Kornea?

  20. Re:Yes, but... on Linus Moves To OSDL, Will Work On Kernel Full-Time · · Score: 4, Funny
    "Maybe we should get him a part time job"

    McDonald's is always hiring.

    I mean, if this kid can get a job there, Linus might have a shot...

  21. Re:Linus' stuff? on Settling SCOres · · Score: 5, Funny
    "2002-01-04 New ultra-scalable O(1) scheduler by Ingo Molnar"

    Hello, my name is Ingo Molnar. You stole my sched.c source code. Prepare to die.

    Damn I'm lame.

  22. Re:"New!" on Apple to Announce the Power Mac G5 at WWDC? · · Score: 1
    "or show me a piece of consumer hardware that NEEDS 800Mb/s today."

    I know whatcha mean, who needs to think about future needs? 640K outta be enough memory for anyone!

    - Bill G.

  23. Re:Shakey on Ballmer Sends Wakeup Call to Staff · · Score: 5, Insightful
    "Longhorn will come when we think itâ(TM)s really ready.

    you have to wonder whether he thinks some of the changes are too extreme and possibly of little value to the user."

    Or it could mean Microsoft's waiting for Apple to release its next version of OS X, so they can, um, compare features and come up with new "innovative" products. Yeah...

  24. ugh... on Sony Vaio GT3/K: You Spilled Your Laptop on my Camcorder · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    "this hibread has an amazing battery life of up to 17 hours"

    ...all that battery life, and not a spell checker in sight.

  25. Re:I predict on Microsoft Also Wants Universal Music? · · Score: 1
    "A kick-ass soundtrack for Doom 3"

    Yeah, knowing Microsoft they'll demo Doom 3 with music from NIN, Eminem, Blink 182 and DMX...

    ...only to release the final version filled with Banarama, Erasure, Bryan Adams, and Marky Mark music.