I did an interview with Berke a couple years ago (for the school's weekly newspaper that no one reads), and bloom county came up, natch.
I asked him how everyone would have ended up, and he said that Wendell (the nerdy computer geek that Urkel was based on) would have ended up as a Linux kernel developer.
The Windows IIS FTP server has an option to spew MS-DOS style output or Unix style output.
Quoting from "Microsoft IIS 5 Administration" ) pp 52)...
Although there are very sophisticated hackers who will attempt to break into your FTP sites through some very sophisticated means, you shouldn't make life any easier for them.
Using the UNIX-style output can actually fend off some hackers because they cannot see the Microsoft FTP Service header at log on and see only the UNIX-style directory listing. This could make them believe they are using a UNIX/Linux server.
Longwinded way of saying Unix/Linux is percieved as being harder to crack.:)
Unfortunately, Stepstone went out of business a while ago, and that leaves the objective C community at the mercy of gcc. (Apple's Objective C compiler is based on gcc). The GCC steering committe has always treated objective C as a red-headed stepchild, prefering more "trendy" languages, like C++, Ada, Java, and Fortran.
Also, most acedemic institutions refuse to touch GPL software with a ten-foot pole, since the BSD and MIT like licenses are much better for research and writing papers.
a classmate in sophmore chemistry suggested remembering the SPDF electron shells as "Suck Peter's Dick First".... It worked; that's all i remember about it.
It is official; Netcraft now confirms: Slashdot is gay
One more crippling bombshell hit the already fruity Slashdot community when IDC confirmed that Slashdot vagina share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all readers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Slashdot is for raging homosexuals, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Slashdot is collapsing in a complete disarray of sausage-fest, as fittingly exemplified by achieving first place in the comprehensive cock-sucking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Slashdot's sexual preference. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a gay future. In fact there won't be any pussy at all for Slashdot because Slashdot is gay. Things are looking very queer for Slashdot. As many of us are already aware, Slashdot continues to lose respect. Man juice flows like a river of blood.
CmdrTaco is the most homosexual of them all, having lost his ass-cherry to 93 truckers in the last two months. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time heterosexuals TrollAxor and Klerck only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Slashdot is gay.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Slashdot leader Hemos states that there are 7 women on Slashdot. How many gay Slashdot readers are there? Let's see. The number of users claiming to be female versus the number there actually are is roughly in ratio of 5000 to 1. Therefore there are about 5000 - 7 = 4993 shemales. "Pitcher" posts on Slashdot are about twice the volume of shemale posts. Therefore there are about 10000 dominant homosexuals. A recent article put eunuchs at about 10 percent of the Slashdot readership. Therefore there are (15000 *.1) = 1,500 slahdot readers that had there nuts cut off . This is consistent with the number of moderators.
Due to the troubles at the Geek Compund, lewd conduct and child molestion etc, they went out of business and were taken over by Timothy and Michael who are also butt-boys. Now Cliff is also gay, his body having been anally violated by Jaime..
All major surveys show that Slashdot has steadily increased in man-pussy sex. Slashdot is very homo and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Slsahdot is to have sex with a woman at all it will involve a transexual mistress wearing a strap-on. Slashdot continues to guzzle jism by the gallon. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Slashdot is gay.
Johny Taliban should have been shot on the spot for treason.
At least we can take comfort in knowing the WEALTHY WHITE BOY is getting raped up the ass more often than CmdrTaco at his bachelor party once the roofies kicked in.
What about slashdot story innovation? Duplicates, stuff no one cares about, stuff we've already gone over before hundreds of times, and ask-slashdot-something-you-could-have-found-in-goo gle-by-the-time-the-story-was-submitted.
Actually, you can by a dual processor system for not much more than a singel processor system. And have the benefits of a dual processor system. I'd trust that over an emulator.
it's not so far fetched, given that's basically how the 68k emulator worked (some tool calls written in native PPC, some still in 68k and emulated).
Of course, having access to your own source code is a *big* help. So it's something MS could do, not something Apple/Bochs/WINE could do.
Anyhow, once the world moves to.net clr, it won't matter if it's Windows.NET on a P4, rotor with OpenBSD on a Sparc III Ultra, mono/linux on a 486, or OSX/.NET on a PPC. right?:)
Presumably, 'legitimate' means a group has a different vision for a project, and consults with the main developers and they decide to split, rather than some developer getting upset and starting their own copycat project (*cough* MicroBSD* *cough* *OpenBSD*).
Given teh nature of the BSD and GPL licenses though, the main developers have no more right to the code than anyone else, and aren't in a position to sanctify legitimate or illegitimate forks.
See, Amazon isn't a blue chip that decares its profits and then hands it out as dividends. Instead, it invests its profits from profitable lines back into expanding the business.
Except, of course, they don't have any profits. They've had 2 profitable quarters so far, a few that were 'pro forma' profitable, and the rest couldn't be cooked to profitability. Amazon has survived from venture capital, an IPO, and loans, not rom reinvesting profits.
Stock price valuation is a funny thing, though. In theory, it should reflect future profits. But the last few years were like a freshman college chick binge drinking to excess, having he time of her life, then vomiting on herself, getting gang banged, and ending up with her head in the toilet wishing she could die.
I assume your 'options' were KDE, gnome, lestif, and raw Xlib. Take a peek at BeOS, NeXTstep/openstep (and someday gnustep), Mac OS, QNX, Amiga, RiscOS, Plan 9, SkyOS, hell, just about anywhere.
C is a low level language that nearly nobody understands. Sure, anyone can look at the language as a whole and think they ``get it,'' but the number of buggy C applications out there speak for its complexity.
I disagree. The number of buggy programmers speak for the number of poor programmers, and/or legacyt code/programmers. 10, 20 yeas ago, people were writing shitty code (static buffers, not validating every parameter) because that's how people coded, whether it was in C or pascal, or cobol, or fortran... Memory and CPU cycles were a lot scarcer.
Sure, java or ocaml, or ml, or perl, or scheme make buffer overflows impossible. That's great. Show me an operating system written in perl, though.
Slashdot Mirror
too late. Sun has shipped with Bind and Sendmail for how many years now?
yeah, you're more likely to have sex with a woman.
I asked him how everyone would have ended up, and he said that Wendell (the nerdy computer geek that Urkel was based on) would have ended up as a Linux kernel developer.
Cool stuff.
Quoting from "Microsoft IIS 5 Administration" ) pp 52) ...
Longwinded way of saying Unix/Linux is percieved as being harder to crack. :)
Also, most acedemic institutions refuse to touch GPL software with a ten-foot pole, since the BSD and MIT like licenses are much better for research and writing papers.
a classmate in sophmore chemistry suggested remembering the SPDF electron shells as "Suck Peter's Dick First".... It worked; that's all i remember about it.
It is official; Netcraft now confirms: Slashdot is gay
.1) = 1,500 slahdot readers that had there nuts cut off . This is consistent with the number of moderators.
One more crippling bombshell hit the already fruity Slashdot community when IDC confirmed that Slashdot vagina share has dropped yet again, now down to less than a fraction of 1 percent of all readers. Coming on the heels of a recent Netcraft survey which plainly states that Slashdot is for raging homosexuals, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Slashdot is collapsing in a complete disarray of sausage-fest, as fittingly exemplified by achieving first place in the comprehensive cock-sucking test.
You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Slashdot's sexual preference. The hand writing is on the wall: Slashdot faces a gay future. In fact there won't be any pussy at all for Slashdot because Slashdot is gay. Things are looking very queer for Slashdot. As many of us are already aware, Slashdot continues to lose respect. Man juice flows like a river of blood.
CmdrTaco is the most homosexual of them all, having lost his ass-cherry to 93 truckers in the last two months. The sudden and unpleasant departures of long time heterosexuals TrollAxor and Klerck only serve to underscore the point more clearly. There can no longer be any doubt: Slashdot is gay.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Slashdot leader Hemos states that there are 7 women on Slashdot. How many gay Slashdot readers are there? Let's see. The number of users claiming to be female versus the number there actually are is roughly in ratio of 5000 to 1. Therefore there are about 5000 - 7 = 4993 shemales. "Pitcher" posts on Slashdot are about twice the volume of shemale posts. Therefore there are about 10000 dominant homosexuals. A recent article put eunuchs at about 10 percent of the Slashdot readership. Therefore there are (15000 *
Due to the troubles at the Geek Compund, lewd conduct and child molestion etc, they went out of business and were taken over by Timothy and Michael who are also butt-boys. Now Cliff is also gay, his body having been anally violated by Jaime..
All major surveys show that Slashdot has steadily increased in man-pussy sex. Slashdot is very homo and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Slsahdot is to have sex with a woman at all it will involve a transexual mistress wearing a strap-on. Slashdot continues to guzzle jism by the gallon. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Slashdot is gay.
Fact: Slashdot is gay
I was hoping you'd release it as free (beer).
At least we can take comfort in knowing the WEALTHY WHITE BOY is getting raped up the ass more often than CmdrTaco at his bachelor party once the roofies kicked in.
that's a good site, but I find autopr0n to be an even better site.
What about slashdot story innovation? Duplicates, stuff no one cares about, stuff we've already gone over before hundreds of times, and ask-slashdot-something-you-could-have-found-in-goo gle-by-the-time-the-story-was-submitted.
This CmdrTaco Journal entry, just a couple weeks ago, disagrees.
And be able to use the -j flag to make
Of course, having access to your own source code is a *big* help. So it's something MS could do, not something Apple/Bochs/WINE could do.
Anyhow, once the world moves to .net clr, it won't matter if it's Windows.NET on a P4, rotor with OpenBSD on a Sparc III Ultra, mono/linux on a 486, or OSX/.NET on a PPC. right? :)
Given teh nature of the BSD and GPL licenses though, the main developers have no more right to the code than anyone else, and aren't in a position to sanctify legitimate or illegitimate forks.
In case you were wondering if Kathleen fent is really a man, here are some pictures.
+5 funny. Or is it -1 Reality Distortion Field?
this will get rid of your hard-on!
Don't thank me.
actually, that's a sock.
Except, of course, they don't have any profits. They've had 2 profitable quarters so far, a few that were 'pro forma' profitable, and the rest couldn't be cooked to profitability. Amazon has survived from venture capital, an IPO, and loans, not rom reinvesting profits.
Stock price valuation is a funny thing, though. In theory, it should reflect future profits. But the last few years were like a freshman college chick binge drinking to excess, having he time of her life, then vomiting on herself, getting gang banged, and ending up with her head in the toilet wishing she could die.
I assume your 'options' were KDE, gnome, lestif, and raw Xlib. Take a peek at BeOS, NeXTstep/openstep (and someday gnustep), Mac OS, QNX, Amiga, RiscOS, Plan 9, SkyOS, hell, just about anywhere.
Kathleen: Is it in yet?
Malda: Yeah, all the way!
Kathleen: Oooh, it feels so big!
Troll Tuesday is here!
2003-02-22 05:25:12 I can use linux and mozilla to check the weather! (articles,news) (rejected)
I disagree. The number of buggy programmers speak for the number of poor programmers, and/or legacyt code/programmers. 10, 20 yeas ago, people were writing shitty code (static buffers, not validating every parameter) because that's how people coded, whether it was in C or pascal, or cobol, or fortran... Memory and CPU cycles were a lot scarcer.
Sure, java or ocaml, or ml, or perl, or scheme make buffer overflows impossible. That's great. Show me an operating system written in perl, though.