I think she deserves some blame, but I've heard many other groupon merchants complain of the same problems. The douchebag salespitch where groupon tries to keep 100% of the revenue is new, though.
Why doesn't groupon offer advice on what to expect, how to manage the sudden influx of customers, how to convert them to regulars, how to deal with expired coupons, etc? Ultimately it's in their best interest for the merchant to be successful.
Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
For instance: How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun.
Eg, looking for a math book and all I see is shit like "Gender Differences at Critical Transitions in the Careers of Science, Engineering, and Mathematics Faculty"
Allegedly, Sun decided it would be cheaper to buy OpenOffice or StarOffice or JavaOffice or whatever it was called at the time and throw developers at it than to continue licensing Microsoft Office.
They also posted crotch pics of Anthony Wiener. Did you want to see or even think about his cock? Too bad motherfucker, it's all over the news. I think I'm going to throw up.
Poisoned google images and downloading installers is clever, but historically, OS X trojans come from people downloading Cr@CK3d versions of iWorks. If you're trying to pirate an application and it turns out to be a trojan, you're an idiot. Just like if you click a shortened link on slashdot and expect something other than goatse, tub girl, or last measure, you're an idiot.
I don't know if it's still the case, but the wildly profitable Mac Office business unit used to be under the entertainment division to hide the red ink.
He thinks Microsoft has good fundamentals, etc, but they need new leadership. If they get new leadership, the stock goes up and he profits. The only smell is Steve Ballmer.
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More importantly, Google and Microsoft are in the same boat as Apple (one of the lawsuits was over an android app).
I think she deserves some blame, but I've heard many other groupon merchants complain of the same problems. The douchebag salespitch where groupon tries to keep 100% of the revenue is new, though.
Why doesn't groupon offer advice on what to expect, how to manage the sudden influx of customers, how to convert them to regulars, how to deal with expired coupons, etc? Ultimately it's in their best interest for the merchant to be successful.
Or you can get a license from Lodsys for 0.0575% of revenue and skip the lawsuit.
Yeah, this was stupid and pointless, even by idle standards. Maybe /. needs to add a retarded section.
Many people have worked for google and left. They're not all that.
goatse.kz!
I've found that proxies that do javascript injection tend to break things.
iTunes videos are DRM protected, but unless you're planning on time-traveling to 2008, iTunes music is DRM free.
hehe, ejaculation...
I learned it more like:
Here I sit, broken hearted
came to shit, only farted.
The next time, I took a chance
saved a dime, shit my pants.
Note the extra rhymes = sit/shit, time/dime, although I can't recall seeing a pay toilet in quite a while.
Android was a blackberry clone before it was an iPhoneOS clone.
Hey look buddy, I'm an Engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like 'What is beauty?', because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
I solve practical problems.
For instance: How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind?
The answer: Use a gun. And if that don't work? Use more gun.
Eg, looking for a math book and all I see is shit like "Gender Differences at Critical Transitions in the Careers of Science, Engineering, and Mathematics Faculty"
It was a scare letter from a lawyer. The same thing happened with the leaked Windows source code. (I think roblimo posted a story about that one)
The 503s are winning.
Allegedly, Sun decided it would be cheaper to buy OpenOffice or StarOffice or JavaOffice or whatever it was called at the time and throw developers at it than to continue licensing Microsoft Office.
eh, most tit pics are forgettable. But you'll never forget goatse, tubgirl, or lemon party!
Since 2004 (Proposition 58), the California constitution requires a balanced budget, which hasn't really helped.
They also posted crotch pics of Anthony Wiener. Did you want to see or even think about his cock? Too bad motherfucker, it's all over the news. I think I'm going to throw up.
Poisoned google images and downloading installers is clever, but historically, OS X trojans come from people downloading Cr@CK3d versions of iWorks. If you're trying to pirate an application and it turns out to be a trojan, you're an idiot. Just like if you click a shortened link on slashdot and expect something other than goatse, tub girl, or last measure, you're an idiot.
I think the first step is to check if the co-pilot was named Osama Muhammed al Hussein bin Mohammed Alluhu Ackbar.
I don't know about whales, but certainly dolphins
HOLY SHIT! Somebody just time travelled from 2002, before Microsoft started paying quarterly dividends!
I don't know if it's still the case, but the wildly profitable Mac Office business unit used to be under the entertainment division to hide the red ink.
He thinks Microsoft has good fundamentals, etc, but they need new leadership. If they get new leadership, the stock goes up and he profits. The only smell is Steve Ballmer.