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  1. Re:So? on FEMA Opposes Broadband Over Powerlines · · Score: 1
    FNARR, FNARR!

    Am I the only ex-Viz-reader here?
    Thought so.

  2. Re:Not so fast... on Viral GPL Misconceptions Elegantly Explained · · Score: 1
    we already know the cost in man-hours for OSS projects: $0

    Sure, many contributions are from volunteers. But many of these volunteers are corporations. IBM, SUSE, Redhat, yes, even SCO/Caldera (back when they were sane) contributed the time of programmers whose salaries they paid to improve and extend the functionality of OSS. I'm sure that IBM at least can account for every hour and cent spent on Linux. It's ammunition which would be useful in a GPL violation case. You can bet that if a library written by Big Blue were misused, they would be able to show exactly how much it had cost to produce.

  3. Re:WMD detector on Nominations for 2003 Vaporware Awards · · Score: 1
    AK-47s have been in use since at least 1949
    With good reason. Its simplicity, durability and tolerance for abuse, dust and sand make it ideal for desert environments
    In fact, they're so good that American troops are using them.

  4. Re:how to circumvent on Free IBM Computers For UK Households · · Score: 1
    Or write a dummy mouse driver that move the mouse in a random pattern
    Hey, I got one of those with Win98 - for free!

  5. Re:I am reminded... on The Life of a Spammer · · Score: 1
    I might be more inclined to believe or give credit to the owner of the domain "freewebsites.com"[1] if his site didn't attempt to spam me with popups itself every time I requested a different page.
    Oh, and a whois record with the name "Maidstone Net (dan@maidstone.com(which doesn't even resolve))" doesn't inspire confidence either. As for this guy's tales of uber-leetness, I'm sorry, one does not post stories about numerous breaches of various computer security laws including the rather useful Data Protection Act (he appears to live in the UK) on the web for all to see if one values the integrity of ones anal sphincter (and wishes people to continue to give one their business)
    I call BS

    [1] Slashcode is inserting "yro.slashdot.org" into this url when I try to embed it.

  6. Re:Cool. on Officials secretly RFID'd at Internet Summit · · Score: 3, Funny
    It's 01:30. Do you know where your Congressman is?

  7. One disagreement.... on Arthur C. Clarke on Information Pollution · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I don't want to "overcome current limitations of literacy".
    Voice-recognition and text-to-speech converters should be for the sole use of blind or partially-sighted people who absolutely cannot see text at all, ever.
    I can see this developing into another govt.-sponsored program of 'enablement' when these people would best be served by teaching them to read.
    Literacy is too important to be made optional.

  8. Somebody must have complained.. on So You Think Physics is Funny? · · Score: 1
    In the UK Yellow Pages, c. 5 years ago, in the index under "Boring" was printed "See Civil Engineers"
    Unfortunately, this little gem has been expurgated from the current edition.

  9. Re:Its the other way around now on Embedded Device Manufacturers Ignoring GPL · · Score: 1
    FYI, DVDx wines quite nicely, but the ultimate all-in-one ripper for linux has to be dvd::rip
    Even though it's a bastard to install.

  10. Re:I just want to know... on Cartoon Network Serves Up More Anime · · Score: 1

    When the average Cartoon Network viewer learns to read.

    Yes, I have been known to watch Cartoon Network (Chuck Jones, we miss you), but I'm not the target audience.

  11. Re:hehe... Take out the AOL CD and slash it agains on How to Handle an Internet Outage · · Score: 1

    and slash it across your wrist
    Down, not across.

  12. This one bets them all... on Sweet Revenge On Nigerian Scammers · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I came across this page several months ago. The scammer is claiming to have a supply of gold, so the 'victim' demands a sample - and gets one!

  13. Re:ooooo on Toshiba Pushes Safe, Small Nuclear Reactor Design · · Score: 1
    I dont think we want some extremeists(sic) to walk away with the "battery" in the middle of the night
    Extremists that can haul 16 tons of metal 70 feet up a shaft and walk away with it do not need weapons.

  14. Physical properties look good... on Sanyo Develops Corn-Based Biodegradeable CD · · Score: 1

    According to data from Michigan State University and Matweb, tensile strength (it shouldn't fly apart) and Young's modulus (it shouldn't stretch too much) are comparable to materials currently used.

  15. This being the same.. on Torvalds the "5th Most-Powerful Man in Tech" · · Score: 1

    silicon.com that ran the "Torvalds for Governor" story? They've removed the original from their site and replaced it with this apology but both they and zdnet were fooled.

  16. Re:I agree SO much on MSN Cuts Unmonitored Chatrooms Around the Globe · · Score: 1

    August 2000 : Private Eye carries a cartoon of a man in doctor's whites being chased down the street by an angry mob, captioned "But I'm a paediatrician".
    August 29 2000 this happens. I live 200 yards from this victim of rampant stupidity.

  17. Re:BBC currently uses realmedia on BBC to Put Entire Radio & TV Archive Online · · Score: 1
    the BBC will, like most companies, neglect the consideration of non-Microsoft platforms due to being ignorant to the existance of those platforms

    This article which was on the front page of Linuxplanet.com for months would seem to counter this statement.

    P.S. Has any other watcher of The Record noticed that the anchor is always leaning against a desk, upon which are two LCD monitors, the right hand one of which is always showing "it is now safe to turn off your computer"

  18. Re:Flavor/Flavour on Flavor vs. Flavour · · Score: 1
    A US gallon is a quarter larger than a British one

    BZZZZZZTTTT!!!! Wrong!

    A Us gallon is 80% of an Imperial gallon because a US pint has 16 fluid ounces, whereas an Imperial pint has 20.
    This is why gas mileage figures for "Yank Tanks" seem even worse than they really are.

  19. Penguin hunting... on LWCE Wrapup · · Score: 1

    running on a proprietary SRI PacketHop network
    Proprietary network closing in around the penguin - NOT an image that fills me with joy.
    Any idea why this can't run on plain ol' 802.11?

  20. Re: Actually... on The Thermal Paste Revolution · · Score: 1

    My system (Athlon 1200) is now stable for the first time in over a year thanks soley to silver-based paste. Prior to this I experienced unexplained X-server restarts, segfaults and kernel panics on a weekly basis, mainly due to the TIM, which had dried out and was falling out of the CPU/heatsink interface in pieces. Ironically, had I still been running Win98, I would have got a GPF, which would have immediately suggested "Hardware Fault". Still, at least I've learned the value of backups.

  21. Diebold source code... on Slashback: Blender, Paly, Dragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Most of this is cribbed from the Wine Project.
    This looks like a job for the FSF. How far are the binaries being distributed? Since they contain GPL code, it shouldn't be too difficult to make a case for source code release, which would open the whole app to peer review (and, if the article is even halfway right, hilarity).

  22. You buy razor blades? on RFID Tags on Mach3 Razorblades Snap Your Photo · · Score: 1

    Save yourself the hassle, save money, protect your privacy - get one of these

  23. Re:DNA not infallible on Military DNA Registry Used in Criminal Case · · Score: 1

    there's a large chance that they'll get the wrong person using DNA testing alone
    cf
    DNA is pretty good for proving you're innocent, buut lousy at proving you're guilty.

    So to screen large populations, use the basic 'remove 1 of 4' test, which will exonerate most of the innocent, then follow up with a full sequence on those that remain. Has anyone been permanently convicted using only the basic test?

  24. Re:DNA on Military DNA Registry Used in Criminal Case · · Score: 1

    how can we trust that the DNA records are correct, the samples handled correctly?
    Does it matter? You have an inexhaustible supply of DNA which is indubitably yours with which you can compare any suspect sample.
    DNA as a method of identification has been shown many times to be almost infallible. Physical and psychological profiling by DNA I would currently rank alongside craniometrics, palmistry and graphology.

  25. Is that all? on Honeytokens: The Other Honeypot · · Score: 1

    I know of somebody working at a fast food delivery outlet with a customer db keyed to phone numbers (you do know the company) who would enter every local number anyone gave him to see if he got a hit. AFAIK he only used this to freak out girlfriends (by turning up to collect them from home for a second date when they hadn't yet given him their address), but it was a clear breach of the UK's Data Protection Act, and could have landed him in deep trouble.