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  1. Re:Wasn't cheating to be "impossible" ? on Cheating at Seti@home · · Score: 1

    so you're saying I should pay a beaver to go do my CIS lab for me?

  2. Re:Flat universe on One of Many · · Score: 0

    Flat earthers? What about those retarder round earthers?

  3. Re:+1, Sexist Pig on Dr. Robot Watches Over Home And More · · Score: 1

    oh wait no, I'm afraid that since you've proven your opinion to be worthless, it actually demotes you to permanent -1.

  4. Re:matter of time on Dr. Robot Watches Over Home And More · · Score: 1
    even record your "extra carricular activities" to play back for your girlfriend. It's a robotic spy waiting to happen.

    Someone must have hacked it honey, I swear.

  5. Re:Naughty Taco! on Nanotech Paints For Military · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    AH!!! Why?! In the name of GOD WHY!?!

  6. Re:Our Disposable Society on When Things Start to Think · · Score: 1

    Just to be funny, if I ever have the ability to create true AI, I would make one with the same values as a regular human's. ie: it's continued existence is more important than that of others beings. (see it's not off topic, they keep themselves from being thrown out) Yeah, and acquiring power would be up there too. You guys should start working on that time machine now, so you have it in time to go back and kill my parents.

  7. Re:Uptime on When Things Start to Think · · Score: 1

    He probably meant windows. Or the best contrivance a million monkies could come up with in about 10 minutes, using half as many typewriters. On an entirely related note. I wonder if they've managed to isolate the flame microsoft gene yet. I wonder if they need a blood sample.

  8. Re:Are we even remotely close? on When Things Start to Think · · Score: 1

    Yeah yeah, I'm working on it ok. Jeez. You guys are never happy. Next thing you'll want to know is what snood has to do with my work.

  9. Re:Crufts Ticket Sales Booming!! on Cathy Rogers Responds Without Crashing · · Score: 1

    Thanks a lot man, now she'll never do it. Anyone wanna buy some cruft tickets? Or whatever they're called.

  10. Re:Obviously she hasn't seen Macgyver on Cathy Rogers Responds Without Crashing · · Score: 1

    And Swiss Army Knife. You can't forget the Swiss Army Knife.

  11. Re:Crippled CDs.. on Gartner Survey: Consumers Don't Want Crippled CDs · · Score: 1
    Relatively speaking, my cd drives are kind of high on my tower. If they used mud and sticks then it would be like the ramps they used to build the pyramids you know. Yeah.

    Oh, and if you mod this OT, I'll, I'll cry.

  12. Re:Hilary Rosen discovered this first hand on Gartner Survey: Consumers Don't Want Crippled CDs · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hm. You should submit that to be a story for the front page.

    (yes, I know)

  13. Re:I can see it already... on Light Emitting Silicon Steps It Up · · Score: 2, Funny

    what are you, a moth?

  14. Re:No, government power is out of control on Microsoft's Political Lobbying Record · · Score: 1

    It will come to a head this century. Right. Because my flying car will be perfect for fighting the power. Thanks for that Yuri. (the prediction, not the car)

  15. Re:More real life lesson on The Moral Pathology of Vice City · · Score: 1

    No no dude, those aren't points, that's money.

  16. Re:Cheap, but is it enough? on India Officially Launches Simputer · · Score: 1

    IAANLPR - I Am An Natural Language Processing Researcher

    I realize it's just a typo but did anyone else find that really funny?

  17. Re:Debate is getting old on Hilary Rosen Defeated at Oxford Union · · Score: 1

    Probably because after it leaves the front page no one will ever think of it again, but if she had won, she would never let us forget it.

  18. Re:Downloading movies? on The Movie Studios' Next Step in Online Movie Delivery · · Score: 1

    Then it will be a joke to waste your 14.4 tb connection pirating libraries of congress. (what else?)

    Oh, what will we pirate when there is nothing left to pirate. (I'm sure that has some deep philosophical parallel, doesn't it?)

  19. Re:GEEEZ /. users are morons! on Water Computing · · Score: 1

    ok, dude , you get karma your way and the rest of use can get it our way. Jeez.

  20. Re:Who controls your machine? on First Worm with a EULA? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    well after that first eula do you still have the right to give away control again?

  21. Re:Tetiris / Eyeball RSI Warning on Tetris Is Hard: NP-Hard · · Score: 1, Funny

    I can quit any time I want to.

  22. Re:That's a lot of Tuxes... on Linux Chosen for IBM's New Supercomputer · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's why nothing will get done for the first month. The entire development team will be spending sleepless nights porting quake to work with 65000 processors.

  23. Re:9/11/2001 on San Diego Company Owns E-Commerce · · Score: 1

    Well, you were almost right. I'm trying to find the line between flame and troll here. Your post is scarier. Please don't breed. Or maybe I'm just feeling a bit too hostile today. Sorry.

  24. Is it just me on San Diego Company Owns E-Commerce · · Score: 1

    Or was that "read more..." link dead there for a bit. For a second I though we had slashdotted slashdot. Oh the irony.

  25. Re:Beam me up on A (Correct) Poincare Proof!? · · Score: 1

    In the romance languages when you say math it's plural.