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  1. Re:It's about time! on Man Shot To Death For Texting During Movie · · Score: 1

    I've read several stories about this incident. None of them mentioning him leaving the theatre to retrieve his gun. All mention him stepping out to find a manager and returning without one. But no one has said he left the cinema to go to his car.

  2. Re:yeah, right on US, Germany To Enter No-Spying Agreement · · Score: 1
    In Soviet Russia Texas ends up with you

    At which point they promptly execute you

    But only if you're legally retarded

  3. Re:yeah, right on US, Germany To Enter No-Spying Agreement · · Score: 2
    uh, no
    You have to have the deranged pink horse sleep on your warts to get rid of them

    And deranged pink horses are extremely Flatulent

  4. This makes on Bill Gates Seeking Patent To Make Shakespeare Less Boring · · Score: 1

    me wish he'd go back to making commercials with Seinfeld

  5. Re:Really, rabbits for milk? on Has Anyone Seen My Rabbit? · · Score: 1
    In a previous universe they tried the same expiremnt, but breeding Cthulhu's

    The multiverse is still paying for that

  6. It was delicious on Has Anyone Seen My Rabbit? · · Score: 1

    my bowel movements were disturbing

  7. Soooo on Ask Slashdot: Printing Options For Low-Resource Environments? · · Score: 1
    the million monkeys with a million typewriters option is off the table

    It's not like those monkeys will work for bananas

    Plus there's the initial investment

    Not to mention the flying fecal matter

  8. Re:yeah, right on US, Germany To Enter No-Spying Agreement · · Score: 4, Funny

    They pinky swore that's like totally, totally binding you get warts if you break a pinky swear

  9. Re:I invoke the *Not Dead Yet* clause all the time on Slackware: I'm Not Dead Yet! · · Score: 1

    as I stated my age above, no need to repeat.

    My one bitch
    You should get 30 decades to be in your 30's

    I've had (been awhile) 18, 21 etc, etc, etc year old *tang*
    They were all very fine, beautiful, as only youth can bestow

    But to me anyway when they reached their 30's they stopped being girls and became women

    I guess my point is everyone matures at a different speed.

    Enjoy your 30's buddy
    You ain't ever gonna get that back

  10. Still invoking the *Not Dead Yet* clause on New Particle Discovered At CERN · · Score: 1

    bah humbug g'me an event horizon to bewonderlment at

  11. Re:I invoke the *Not Dead Yet* clause all the time on Slackware: I'm Not Dead Yet! · · Score: 1

    i wub you *wink*

  12. Re:I invoke the *Not Dead Yet* clause all the time on Slackware: I'm Not Dead Yet! · · Score: 0

    So many ways to respond to this
    So little time to waste on it

    I'm (just barely) on the wrong side of 50 (how the fuck did that happen)

    I'm blessed in that women in their 30's ....
    Well even when I was in my teens I was into women in their 30's

    although these days 40'ish and 50'ish women are fascinating

    but I digress
    Apparently you drug women to get them to spend any kind of time with you

  13. I invoke the *Not Dead Yet* clause all the time on Slackware: I'm Not Dead Yet! · · Score: 1, Funny

    but I use it for leering at much younger women
    (sometimes I even flirt)

    Still end up with a bent nose sometimes tho

    and every once and awhile I get that moment where you yell *Wee-Haa There's a naked woman in my bed*

  14. I used to walk to school 20 miles in the snow... on Gaming Clichés That Need To Die · · Score: 1

    ... up hill both ways

    To this day it's hard to beat M*U*L*E* or Elite on the C=64
    I loved my time on Evercrack and WoW, and now playing DDO
    But you catch the Wumpus and you got /strut'in rights
    Don't know if it's nostalgia or if in fact those early games were trope / cliche free

    but they shore were fun

  15. The End Times are Upon Us on Duke Nukem Forever Release Date Revealed · · Score: 1

    Cthulhu is rising and we're all gonna die
    Da do run run run
    Da do run run

    Nyarlathotep is piping as my brain starts to fry
    Da do run run run do

  16. Thus on First-Sale Doctrine Lost Overseas · · Score: 1

    begins another migration

  17. Prince needs a new catch phrase on Prince Says Internet Is Over · · Score: 1

    With his money he can buy the rights to *C'mon Tube Sock Hit Me!*

  18. Thank god on Railway Workers Get Daily Smile Scans · · Score: 1

    they didn't do this in Australia

  19. the RIAA on the Iranian government.
    Problem solved.

  20. Need a post mortem on Duke Nukem For Never · · Score: 1
    several of them in fact.
    It'll be intersting to see who points fingers at whom.

    on another note, this is sad. Would have liked to have seen what took 12 years to not finish.

  21. How big a bomb was Tabula Rasa? on Richard Garriott To Sue Former Employer NCSoft · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I didn't play it. Pretty sure I don't know anyone who played it. In fact I don't believe anyone I know was even tempted to play it.

    The reason I said these things is Mr. Garriott seems to have a lot of grandiose ideas, but is incapable of implimenting them himself. Has he coded anything himself since Ultima 2 or 3?
    Anyway, he comes up with ideas, gets others to pay him for them, and when these ideas don't actually work. It's everyones fault but his own.

    After all, he's the idea guy. It's not his fault, you couldn't make it happen. Or that you didn't understand. That you didn't *get it*

    It was a great idea.

    The failure is yours.

    So of course, someone, somewhere, owes Mr. Garriott a great deal of money.
    And he should get it.

    He can use it to buy himself a sense of shame.

  22. Re:And thus on Tokyo Scientists Create Mobile Slime · · Score: 1

    This is the Azathoth I was thinking of.

  23. And thus on Tokyo Scientists Create Mobile Slime · · Score: 1

    doth Azathoth reenter the baryonic matter universe

  24. The greatest thing about anonymous posting on The CDA Is Dead, But States Are Trying To Revive It · · Score: 1
    is not having to smell the people your abusing.

    But seriously, what with the way that skilled people can manipulate data, others assuming identities, the semi-secure networks.
    We're just not there yet, where you can have 100 percent certainty your communicating who you think you are, or that a post was made by who they claim to be.
    The cost of doing an audit trail has to be pretty expensive, and even then... you can't be sure.

    CSI and NCIS aside someone with malevolent intent pretty much has free reign to a point against regular folks.
    Whereas corporations and governments budget the expense of tracking and litigating.

    Until we all have inserted chips to enable us to logon or some kind of biometric verification.
    I can call Bob a poopoo head and Bob has to live with the possibility that someone will believe that he is a poopoo head.

  25. It's the new Gold Rush on Are MMOs Time-Release Vaporware? · · Score: 1

    Only now it takes more skill to succeed