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  1. Re:In Finland... on Doomsday PC-Cooling With Dual-Cascade Coolers · · Score: 5, Funny

    ....wouldn't they just put their computers outside to get this kind of cooling?

    No, you got it all wrong. He is overclocking to stay warm. All those compressors must generate a lot of heat.

  2. Re:There's also a link to it on Brill's Contentious ID Card · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Please read my username and comply. Thanks.

  3. Re:Well on Microsoft Taking Over the BIOS · · Score: 1

    I think I'd make more money.

  4. Re:crazy on NVIDIA's New Pro Graphics Quadro FX 3000 Reviewed · · Score: 1

    A cheap PC has enough RAM to store the entire contents of the Library of Congress many times over.

    I am not really sure how big in megs or gigs the LOC is, but I really doubt that this statement is true. LOC is always passed around as a joke, anyone know the actual size?

  5. Re:It was publicity on RIAA Sued For Amnesty Offer · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is not publicity. The RIAA doesn't control all the sources of potential lawsuits. They cannot give you total amnesty. It is deceitful. That is why.

  6. Fire... on ISP Recovers in 72 Hours After Leveling by Tornado · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...is a good enough argument for off site backups. If you don't have them, your backup plan is not enough.

  7. Re:Just install Linux on New Dell Clickthrough Software License · · Score: 5, Funny

    And shut the fuck up.

    Please send me $699 for the use of my username. Thanks.

  8. Re:HEY BITCH, SHUT UP! on An ID Number for Everything · · Score: 1

    read my username and comply.

  9. CPAN == RPM for Perl mods on Perl Modules as RPM Packages · · Score: 2, Insightful

    CPAN makes it so easy to install perl modules. Why do we need rpms?

  10. IN SOVIET RUSSIA on Aussie Uni Dumps Dual-Boot In Favor of Linux · · Score: -1, Redundant


    8 year old boys rape Michael!

    --

    Befoe me

  11. If you use KDE on Browse All You Want At Work · · Score: 1

    just to another desktop. keep some work looking stuff open on it.

  12. "Thought you guys might appreciate this" on Beautiful Case Modding · · Score: 2, Funny

    You thought wrong.

  13. Re:Brak eh? on Slashdot is Moving. Help Load Test! · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the Brak show, Brak is supposed to take care of Thunercleese's goldfish:

    Thundercleese: Feed him exactly three milligrams of Tickle Snax! And be forewarned - three hams will certainly kill him. [close-up of Thundercleese's, uh, face] Three hams.
    Brak:
    [singing] Three hams will kill him,
    Three hams will kill him,
    I shouldn't feed him three hams! [Brak spreads his arms on the last word. Mr. Tickles hides behind the car.]

    Thundercleese: Excellent! Your mission begins in the morning.

    [Wipe to the room with Mr. Tickles's aquarium. Brak and Zorak are standing in front of it.]

    Brak: Now what did Thundercleese say I was s'posed to feed Mr. Tickles for breakfast? I forget... [Thundercleese appears in a thought bubble by Brak's head. Brak turns to look at it.]

    Thundercleese:
    [singing] Three hams will fill him,
    Three hams will thrill him,
    Why don't you feed him three hams! [Thundercleese holds his arms up. A giant plate with three hams lands on his hands.]

    Brak: Thank you, thought bubble! [The thought bubble disappears.]

    Brak: Hey, Zorak, d'you think Mr. Tickles would like a delicious three ham omelet?

  14. BFD on Is the Universe its own Largest Computer? · · Score: 1


    If the numbers came out +/- ^9 (or more) places, we'd still be sitting around scratching our asses and thinking what a big number that is. It could be billions of times bigger or billions of times smaller, it wouldn't make a difference, and nobody here, or anywhere, would notice.

  15. Re:Get a better server on Security Focus on Cable Modem Uncapping · · Score: 1

    Cause it ain't 404

  16. Re:Escape from Unix Hell! on Star Wars as Pulp Sci-Fi · · Score: 1


    1.type in the following at a commandline (before it segfaults)

    I know this is a troll, but I had to step back for a minute otherwise I would have spit the contents of my mouth (a burrito) onto my screen from laughter.

  17. Re:Gentoo Linux Acronyms on A Walk Through the Gentoo Linux Install Process · · Score: 4, Funny

    In yet more news, Slashdot certainly has dolts.

  18. Re:Paying Cable Bill by Internet on Time Warner to Charge Extra for Over-Quota Bandwidth · · Score: 3, Funny

    ** Reload **
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    ** Reload **

    <thinks to self>Damn, still haven't got +1 funny yet. Note to self: try beowulf cluster next time.</thinks to self>

  19. You could store alot of pr0n on this. on Cray's New Solid State Storage · · Score: 1

    There, it's been said.

  20. Re:this is a distrubing event on ASCI White Detonates The First E-Bomb · · Score: 1

    STFU