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Lie Detector Glasses Coming Soon

Zelphyr writes "The EE Times is reporting on a product soon to be released by an Israeli company that allows the wearer of special glasses to tell whether the person they are talking to is telling a lie. Not only that, they can tell you whether someone loves you! Apparently a PC version of the 'love detector' is in the works as well. Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?"

457 comments

  1. Hard facts. by shystershep · · Score: 4, Funny

    V Entertainment claims the love detector has demonstrated 96 percent accuracy.

    Oh, good. I'm glad that they have tested this empirically and have hard numbers for us.
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    1. Re:Hard facts. by EnigmaticSource · · Score: 5, Funny

      For the lysdexics out there, it's 96% accurate, not actuate at predicing a 69.

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    2. Re:Hard facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You have the worst sig I've seen. Thanks.

    3. Re:Hard facts. by shystershep · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Always happy to brighten someone's day!

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    4. Re:Hard facts. by crush · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The company said that a state police agency in the Midwest found the lie detector 89 percent accurate, compared with 83 percent for a traditional polygraph.

      Anyone that accepts that the traditional polygraph has an 83% "accuracy" is obviously starting from a different viewpoint than the rest of us. Still with law-enforcement agencies being willing to hire psychics and dowsers we shouldn't be too surprised at seeing contra-rational thinking being employed by people that don't understand science.

    5. Re:Hard facts. by shystershep · · Score: 1

      Well, okay. If you say so.

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    6. Re:Hard facts. by Judg3 · · Score: 4, Informative

      The company said that a state police agency in the Midwest found the lie detector 89 percent accurate, compared with 83 percent for a traditional polygraph.

      Anyone that accepts that the traditional polygraph has an 83% "accuracy" is obviously starting from a different viewpoint than the rest of us. Still with law-enforcement agencies being willing to hire psychics and dowsers we shouldn't be too surprised at seeing contra-rational thinking being employed by people that don't understand science.


      Indeed. There's a reason that polygraph tests aren't admissible as evidence - they are woefully inaccurate for the most part, and there are a lot of ways to fool the test as well. Personally, I wish they'd outlaw polygraph tests for the most part - the police use it as a way of squeezing confessions from people - even innocent ones.

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    7. Re:Hard facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hee hee. Yes, a belief in the apparently supernatural ALWAYS entails a misunderstanding of science, the study of the entirely natural. There may be someone here misunderstanding, but I'm not so sure it's the law-enforcement agencies...

    8. Re:Hard facts. by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Polygraphs have valid uses. Just ask anyone who's going through a background investigation starting with the EPSQ. I'm sure that some people have learned to "fool" the system, but a trained operator will detect most.

    9. Re:Hard facts. by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 4, Funny

      Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?"

      I think it might well be! As revenge it could possible start deleting random files, crash just before you capture the flag in that clan game and keep resetting preferences to default.

      Oh, wait...

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    10. Re:Hard facts. by Hogwash+McFly · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      s/possible/possibly. Beer related.

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    11. Re:Hard facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow... look at that UID... wonder if he created that account only to taunt your sig... I'd be honored if someone would pay me that much attention :)

    12. Re:Hard facts. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm just glad that I no longer have to have a sarcasm LED surgically implanted in my forehead for people to know that I'm kidding.

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    13. Re:Hard facts. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      That would have been a funny joke-- in middle school!

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    14. Re:Hard facts. by nlindstrom · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bah, big deal. I'm still waiting to be able to purchase my very own pair of Double Joo-Janta 2000 Peril-Sensitive Sunglasses.

    15. Re:Hard facts. by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 4, Funny

      So THAT's what Indian women have on their forehead. I always thought it was something religious.

    16. Re:Hard facts. by Simonetta · · Score: 4, Funny

      Most guys come with pretty straight-forward love detectors: they're called 'erections'.

      Ladies, if you see one, there's a 96% chance that the guy's in love with you.

      You don't need any special glasses.

    17. Re:Hard facts. by pod · · Score: 1

      Some people may have learned to fool the polygraph, and it may be tough to pass a polygraph test, but it is not that tough to break the system and screw up the test. Bottom line is that to get even half-way reliable results you need a willing and cooperating subject who will follow instructions. Yes, a trained operator can tweak the dials to adjust to changing conditions, but if you're all over the place they'll never get a baseline on you, and the whole thing will be inconclusive.

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    18. Re:Hard facts. by Dirtside · · Score: 2, Insightful
      the police use it as a way of squeezing confessions from people - even innocent ones
      I don't think outlawing polygraphs would have much effect on those particular police who are corrupt enough to, say, beat a confession out of someone.
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    19. Re:Hard facts. by sebi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      That would have been a funny joke-- in middle school!

      This is not the greatest .sig in the world, this is just a tribute.

      Wow! Someone with a Tenacious D reference in his .sig is complaining about juvenile humour? The IRONY!

    20. Re:Hard facts. by hlh_nospam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Try 89% (from the article), but that number is also made up. I see nothing here that reliably demonstrates that this "lie detector" actually works. All this "voice analysis" is basically wishful thinking, and in the hands of a jack-booted thug, it is just another tool to take away what little liberty we might have left.

      The only thing worse than a lie detector that doesn't work, is one that does .

    21. Re:Hard facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it'll tell me why my cat keeps rubbing herself on my leg.

    22. Re:Hard facts. by smallfeet · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, maybe they do in some cases.

    23. Re:Hard facts. by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      I caution you, Sir, not to dis the D.

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    24. Re:Hard facts. by RikeFabrorCharles · · Score: 1
      Indeed. There's a reason that polygraph tests aren't admissible as evidence - they are woefully inaccurate for the most part, and there are a lot of ways to fool the test as well. Personally, I wish they'd outlaw polygraph tests for the most part - the police use it as a way of squeezing confessions from people - even innocent ones.
      I agree with you. I cant understand why the US police uses the polygraph. There is a reason why polygraphic test are not admissible ad evidence. Is there any country, except USA, which uses this method to rule out/get confession from suspects? It seems way to inexact for me. I mean, how did they come up with that 83% figure? What methods were used?
    25. Re:Hard facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Polygraph tests work great if the guy is dumb.

      And only a few smart criminals get caught.

    26. Re:Hard facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I mean, how did they come up with that 83% figure? What methods were used?

      They told the machine "This thing is working" 100 times.

    27. Re:Hard facts. by shigelojoe · · Score: 1

      That would have been a clever comeback-- in elementary school!

    28. Re:Hard facts. by teklob · · Score: 1

      The polygraph has become such a joke that they needed something new to 'detect' lies. This time you don't have any control over it as the cop (or the talk show host) is the one who can say if you are lieing or not. I just hope they don't manage to prove that this actually works

    29. Re:Hard facts. by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 1

      If you think the polygraph is bad, you should take a closer look at the "science" of identifying fingerprints. It's not a science at all, basically, and unlike polygraphs, fingerprints are admissible.

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    30. Re:Hard facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not even the USA uses the polygraph. That's why you're seeing all the chatter which surrounds these comments.

    31. Re:Hard facts. by Sinterklaas · · Score: 1

      It's not even reliable for a willing and cooperative subject. Read up on the subject. The polygrapher assumes that subjects are lying on certain questions and assumes that you lie if your body gives a larger polygraph response to other questions.

      Those assumptions aren't and never will be proven, because there are so many variables that are not accounted for:

      - You may actually be telling the truth on the questions where they assume you to lie.
      - Stress-levels can increase during the interview. Your body responses can change in time, unrelated to the questions asked.
      - Your reaction when answering a relevant question truthfully may be bigger than when you lie on an innocent question. You may get very upset when asked whether you are a terrorist because it makes you remember a family member that died during 9/11.
      - Plenty more that I forgot.

      Finally, if you use countermeasures, you can create a perfect polygraph interrogation. Any serious spy/terrorist will spend some time to learn this if he needs to take a polygraph test. The end result is that the polygraph test is only effective as a interrogation tool. Some subjects are so intimidated that they confess to something (or are tricked by the polygrapher). A lot of innocent subjects do get burned because the polygraphers don't limit themselves to intimidating. Instead, they fail the people whose reactions don't conform.

    32. Re:Hard facts. by pcnorb · · Score: 1

      Wow...what's next, x-ray goggles?

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    33. Re:Hard facts. by crush · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'd read a little bit about the fingerprinting rubbish: IIRC it was based on selecting out a few "significant" regions (ie it's not a whole print comparison) and seeing whether or not they're common in the compared prints. So, if you don't use all and exactly those points (and there's a real problem in objective decision of what the location of those points is each time) then the distribution that was constructed from the initial samples can't give the investigator a confidence interval.

      Supposedly there's been only one large scale review of this stuff during an appeal against conviction in the late 80's and the suspects prints were sent to tens of law-enforcement labs which all replied with contradictory results.

    34. Re:Hard facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I've lied on a poly graph and got a way with it. I had to take a polygraph for a stupid gas station attendent job. I had (in my youth) stolen from an employer, but lied about it.

      I also tried to cause a false positive, but it didn't really work. Either they didn't care if I used drugs, or bought my double-lieing story about being worried about a friend's drug use when he asked his follow up questions.

      I think I passed because I didn't care about the job. I quit after 3 days, and never bothered to collect my pay check.

      It's been 15 years. I'm now a middle aged parent of two, and doubt I could beat another polygraph. I've got too much at stake now, and am sure to react subconciously when telling lies.

      The secret is to not give a damn.

      Yes, of course I'm posting this Anon. Duh!

    35. Re:Hard facts. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well you know what they about people with smallfeet...

    36. Re:Hard facts. by oregonnerd · · Score: 1

      And exactly *how* are they going to empirically validate results of the love detector? ...And even Christ didn't reply when that fun-loving (and perhaps existent) Roman official asked, "What is truth?" As far as any 'lie detector' goes, it's approximately as empirically valid as guessing...h'm. I guess it is guessing, at that.

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  2. ... it wasn't me.... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    *sniff sniff*
    Who farted?
    Oh shit you got those new glasses
    RUNNNNNNNNNN!

  3. Problem With This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Better keeps this away from any large group of politicians... it just might explode.

    1. Re:Problem With This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now now, it only has a 96% accuracy for a reason.

    2. Re:Problem With This by happyfrogcow · · Score: 4, Funny

      just in time for the State of the Union address tonight!

      Even the rounds of applaus would trigger the glasses.

    3. Re:Problem With This by Deagol · · Score: 1
      just in time for the State of the Union address tonight!

      Perfect! Have it run in real-time, with Isuzu Joe style commentary at the bottom of the screen:

      "... and Saddam Hussein will stand a fair trial for his crimes against humanity..."

      (He's lying)

      "... and no matter how long it takes, justice will be served."

      (As long as "justice" means that Hussein will be hanged sometime before the 2004 Election, upping Bush's approval ratings.)

    4. Re:Problem With This by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Better keeps this away from any large group of politicians... it just might explode.

      they ran preliminary tests this month in IOWA with the democratic nominees..

      of the four subjects that tested the glasses, 3 of them screamed "My Eyes! I'm Blinded!" where as the fourth simply equated the experience with an acid trip he had in the late 70's.

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    5. Re:Problem With This by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know you are trying to be funny but the truth is Saddam is getting better treatment than the people of Iraq seem to think he deserves. Well at least the Shiite population. The best punishment for him would be just to leave him outside a Shiite mosque.

    6. Re:Problem With This by gavinjolly · · Score: 1
      Better keeps this away from any large group of politicians... it just might explode.

      The problem is Politicians probably believe the crap they spout so therefore would technically not be lying. Out of touch yes

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    7. Re:Problem With This by shotfeel · · Score: 1

      They had a demo of this a long time ago on "60 Minutes" or a similar show. For samples they were using recordings of some polititians and scoring their "truthfulness". At the time they were pitching it as a PC program one could use to analyze recorded voices -I don't think it was quite real-time.

      Just think what happens when everybody has access to this type of "tool". The possibilities for use, misuse and abuse is phenominal.

  4. Meetings might be useful! by ericspinder · · Score: 4, Funny
    Ultimately, the company plans to offer versions of its detectors for cell phones, dating services, teaching aids, toys and games.
    I can imagine it now, a wristwatch which will vibrate when it hears bullshit or better yet one that screams "BULLSHIT". That whould be a lot of fun in meetings! Also, it would be nice to get truthful answers to these questions:
    • Are you going to over-charge me. (at the dealership for service and purchase)
    • Are you cheating on me (for your spouse)
    • Are you selling your vote to special interests (for your congressman)
    • Did you, George start a war to (at least in part) supply oil contract for your buddies?
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    1. Re:Meetings might be useful! by whittrash · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can see the news analysis after a debate. "There is an 87% chance that they were lying 99% of the time."

    2. Re:Meetings might be useful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can imagine it now, a wristwatch which will vibrate when it hears bullshit or better yet one that screams "BULLSHIT"

      Or better yet, *cough* BullShit *cough* ... and for your lover, "I love you baby, this is for real ... I promise", preprogrammed of course in your voice.

    3. Re:Meetings might be useful! by cfuse · · Score: 1

      Plus, of course:

      • Did you read the article. (Slashdot)
    4. Re:Meetings might be useful! by alexq · · Score: 1
      I can imagine it now, a wristwatch which will vibrate when it hears bullshit or better yet one that screams "BULLSHIT". That whould be a lot of fun in meetings!

      I already have one - I programmed my watch to beep every second.

    5. Re:Meetings might be useful! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I can imagine it now, a wristwatch which will vibrate when it hears bullshit or better yet one that screams "BULLSHIT"

      Reminds me of the movie "Liar Liar" with Jim Carry. He was a lawyer cursed by a spell so that he couldn't lie. It had some really funny parts.

    6. Re:Meetings might be useful! by Thedalek · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Did you, George start a war to (at least in part) supply oil contract for your buddies?

      -sigh-

      Not to get horribly off-topic or anything, but would someone please explain to me this: If we went to war over oil, why the devil didn't we invade Venezuela? It's a whole heckuva lot closer, and we wouldn't have had to pay rent to Turkey.

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    7. Re:Meetings might be useful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the pen is blue"

    8. Re:Meetings might be useful! by azpcox · · Score: 1

      Better yet, integrate it into the Polycom speaker phones with the same lights (red/yellow/green) so you can tell how long that project is really going to take because the vendors can't deliver.

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    9. Re:Meetings might be useful! by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 2, Funny
      If we went to war over oil, why the devil didn't we invade Venezuela?
      Because Iraq is easier to spell.
    10. Re:Meetings might be useful! by skiflyer · · Score: 1

      Where to start, where to start... well for one, it's not as if the US wants the oil for themselves, or even the cash for it. The US wants to control the flow of oil into the developing nations in Africa, it's about control, not money... the rest, I hope is somewhat clear.

      I will agree with you (and the original poster), it's a little niave to pretend Oil was the only reason though, Mr Bush et al. (don't forget the et al, they're probably more to blame than the president), in reality the reasons are even less comprehensible to a rational mind.

    11. Re:Meetings might be useful! by cfradenburg · · Score: 1

      A while ago I read a book (the name of which I can no longer remember) where the major plot was around a society that had a foolproof lie detector. Eventually it became affordable for everyone to have one and carry it around. The lie detector caused a crisis as it became more commonly used. The prison system couldn't handle the amount of people that were coming in so everyone was allowed to confess any previous crime, any crime at all, before a certain date with a promise they would never be charged for that crime (they were still held responsible for future ones.)

      There was also an enormous change in society because no one could effectively lie. Not only did people need to learn to tell the truth (Son, have you been smoking pot?) they had to learn how to take the truth (Does this dress make me look fat?) If memory serves me correctly the majority of society was much happier after the adjustment phase than how things are today.

      The person who programmed the device also programmed in a back door for himself and due to the patent he had no one else could make a lie detector on his algorithem so his company made all of the lie detectors in use for years. Somehow I don't think that would work now.

    12. Re:Meetings might be useful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up, you're horribly off-topic

    13. Re:Meetings might be useful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was 'The Truth Machine' by James Halperin. A nice book on how that technology would change and alter the world. Another good one by him is 'The First Immortal', which covers the same thing for cryonics.

    14. Re:Meetings might be useful! by sofakingl · · Score: 1

      Because we can "justify" attacking Iraq (or at least trick the scared public into thinking it is justified).

    15. Re:Meetings might be useful! by fourharpoon · · Score: 1

      On the contrary, if you went to war over anything but oil, why didn't you invade North Korea instead. It's a bit closer, and surely you wouldn't pay rent to South Korea? I don't like Saddam as much as I don't like your Texas cowboy.

    16. Re:Meetings might be useful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      retard

  5. That's nice and all.. by RailGunner · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... but where are the X-Ray glasses promised to us in the throngs of comic books of our youth? Hmmm?

    1. Re:That's nice and all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone ever gotten those? I've always been curious what they were and what (if anything) they did. Anyone know?

    2. Re:That's nice and all.. by dustmote · · Score: 2, Informative

      From what my dad tells me, when he bought a pair as an impressionable young lad they were made of cardboard, and you were supposed to use them to fool people into thinking that you had x-ray vision. Not nearly as fun, IMHO.

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    3. Re:That's nice and all.. by Rune+Berge · · Score: 5, Funny

      They realized that the skeleton-fetishist market is too marginal.

    4. Re:That's nice and all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They dont have glasses but they do have cameras or at least they did a few years ago. It had a built in nightwision but if you used it during the day you cold see through peoples close!

    5. Re:That's nice and all.. by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      From what i remembered, they had some sort of fabric over pinhole lenses. You hold your hand up, and it refracts the fingers just enough so that you can see thin lines where your fingers are, they are supposed to be your bones. That was the trick, basically.

    6. Re:That's nice and all.. by Ack_OZ · · Score: 1

      yes, but a combination between a slight visual illusion & a pretending game...


      http://www.olywa.net/blame/how/how4.htm

      i actually bought a pair of these from a gag shop a few years back because i'd been curious... works ok, but obviously not something you'd want to spend money on :)

    7. Re:That's nice and all.. by Picard42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      ... but where are the X-Ray glasses promised to us in the throngs of comic books of our youth? Hmmm?

      Those turned out to be a fraud, so I ordered the George Atlas body-building kit, stayed up all night lifting weights, and beat up the manufacturers of the glasses the next day.

      Seriously, though, this invention sounds like an absolute nightmare. Do you really want to know every time your wife fakes an orgasm? And trust me, if you're on Slashdot, she does.

    8. Re:That's nice and all.. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I remember very clearly what my little brother (at five years old) said when he first put on the red/blue glasses:

      "Cool! I can see in three dee!"

    9. Re:That's nice and all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right here

    10. Re:That's nice and all.. by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

      I got mine six to eight weeks after ordering...maybe you should speak to your postman!

      I also got these awesome guns from Charles Atlas...

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    11. Re:That's nice and all.. by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 2, Funny
      Seriously, though, this invention sounds like an absolute nightmare. Do you really want to know every time your wife fakes an orgasm? And trust me, if you're on Slashdot, she does.

      Aww, c'mon. If you're on Slashdot, you're probably faking the wife, too!

    12. Re:That's nice and all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but what about their clothes?

    13. Re:That's nice and all.. by hummassa · · Score: 1

      a fake wife faking orgasm?????

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    14. Re:That's nice and all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think Sony was well on their way with their early implementation of "night vision" into their camcorders, which some enterprising soul discovered was sensitive to IR light and, under the right circumstances, could really see through clothes...at least well enough to determine if the unlucky bystander was wearing underwear or not. There was some media buzz about it a year or two ago, but it seems to have died down.

      Perhaps people discovered that they really DIDN'T want x-ray glasses after all...not hard to believe in the U.S., where the average citizen is grossly overweight and a couple of Snickers bars away from diabetes...

    15. Re:That's nice and all.. by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1

      You probably want the T-ray glasses they use at airport security. Sees through clothes, but not skin. Ok, so security has a monitor instead of glasses, but the pictures in our local paper of what shows up on the monitor were somewhat shocking.

    16. Re:That's nice and all.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but where are the X-Ray glasses promised to us in the throngs of comic books of our youth? Hmmm?

      You put them on backward, and everyone realized your head was empty.

    17. Re:That's nice and all.. by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      not if you dont have a wife!!!

    18. Re:That's nice and all.. by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      Nah, they just have a PC back there and they're surfing for porn.

    19. Re:That's nice and all.. by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Do you really want to know every time your wife fakes an orgasm? And trust me, if you're on Slashdot, she does."

      Who the heck wears glasses in the middle of the act? I mean, seriously, if they don't get in the way, you're doing something wrong (which is probably why she's faking to begin with :) ).

    20. Re:That's nice and all.. by robotoverflow · · Score: 1

      Seriously, though, this invention sounds like an absolute nightmare. Do you really want to know every time your wife fakes an orgasm? And trust me, if you're on Slashdot, she does. I would think that she'd be too distracted to have an orgasm while she's trying to work out why the hell you're wearing nothing but glasses

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  6. Windows doesn't handle hatred to well.. by dirtbird · · Score: 0

    User: "I need to reboot you to fix something.." Bill: "I'm sorry Dave, I can't let you do that.."

  7. no more gaming... by ranolen · · Score: 1

    Damn it, that means we will need better excuses of what we are doing at work. The bosses will know when we are playing Counter-strike on the servers...

  8. For most Slashdotters... by digital_milo · · Score: 4, Funny

    It will end up being a 'just wanna be friends' detector.

    1. Re:For most Slashdotters... by dzym · · Score: 1

      But surely that's better than "have no friends"? :)

    2. Re:For most Slashdotters... by zootread · · Score: 2, Funny

      It will end up being a 'just wanna be friends' detector.

      My question is will it distinguish between love and lust? Will girls be able to use this to determine that I just want to fuck them, and feel nothing else other than that urge, despite all the bullshit I've been telling them?

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    3. Re:For most Slashdotters... by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      how do you measure 96% accuracy on a love detector?

      Man, if law enforcement buys this, I have some prime real estate in Florida I'd like to sell them...

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    4. Re:For most Slashdotters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, believe me, "let's be friend" can be used to mean "let's never see each other again". If it's a long-time friend telling you that, it's usually still your friend, but if it's a girl you call for a second or third date, you sometimes DON'T have a new friends. Not that his happened to me recently.

      Oops, I just check "Post Anonymously" by accident.

    5. Re:For most Slashdotters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My question is will it distinguish between love and lust?

      There is a difference?

    6. Re:For most Slashdotters... by shotfeel · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean that great land that's above water 96% of the time?

    7. Re:For most Slashdotters... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      how do you measure 96% accuracy on a love detector?
      It means your new lover is going to cheat on your 4% of the time.
    8. Re:For most Slashdotters... by Unregistered · · Score: 1

      they already can tell. It's pretty obvious, they just don't care. Fine by me, imo.

    9. Re:For most Slashdotters... by The_dev0 · · Score: 1
      Yep, the cost of the meal you buy her... Lust, cask wine and a trip to burger king, love, 3 cold beers and a chinese meal.

      Now that's romance!

      --
      Never fight naked, unless you're in prison...
    10. Re:For most Slashdotters... by spiro_killglance · · Score: 1

      A bloodtest will do that,

      oxytoxcin vs adrenaline and endophrine.

      Mind you one without the other is pretty empty
      either way.

    11. Re:For most Slashdotters... by martyros · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You know, I'm by nature an honest person, and for a long time I wondered why we had the whole "politeness" bit: why are the hints so subtle, and why is it that those who can't / chose not to read them are just supposed to be endured, and not told straight out, "You know, I don't really want to hang out with you tonight" or "That's really boring. If you want me to listen you you, you'll have to talk about something else" or "You know, I really don't think you have a chance, and I don't want to waste my time or yours."

      But in my life, there have been several instances where someone who initially bores me or totally annoys me eventually grows on me, so that we become friends -- something that wouldn't have happened if I'd been rude and just told them off; and I've been on the receiving end of that too. I had a good friend tell me that when he first met me, he thought I was just an arrogant American and had no interest in getting to know be better; eventually we became really good friends.

      So with the "love glasses": even if they're 96% accurate as far as what's going on in the person's head right now, they're not necessarily that useful for what's going to happen in the future. The person who just thinks you're a nice guy, or even doesn't really care for you now, may get to know you better and begin to like you; and the person who is initially attracted to you and thinks your cute may realize you're not really her type.

      So this may be useful if you're just looking for one-night-stands, but if you're looking for anything else, I'd say it's best to stick with the social cues. They developed for a reason.

      --

      TCP: Why the Internet is full of SYN.

  9. Now Timothy will finally be able to pick me out of by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a lineup. I'll be the one who buries the needle on hate. Oh wait, that means I'm an average Slashdotter!

  10. Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do they have the spirals on the lenses?

  11. I can hear airport security now... by GoNINzo · · Score: 5, Funny
    'Hey Bob, take a look at this. I think this guy is lying about packing his own bag!'

    'No Joe, you're reading it wrong, he just wants to fuck you.'

    --
    Gonzo Granzeau
    "Nothing the god of biomechanics wouldn't let you into heaven for.." -Roy Batty
  12. not cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?

    No one is making you use Windows. If you hate it that much then quit using it or quit complaining. It doesn't make you look "cool" to the slashbots.

    1. Re:not cool by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      No one is making you use Windows.

      At most of the jobs I've ever had, I've been forced to use Windows to some extent. I'm a Mac programmer. So, you can't say that people aren't forced to use Windows. That's exactly why most people do use Windows, in fact.

      At one company it was because they setup the bug database in MS Access. At another it was the kind of source code repository they choose to use. (Both of these were arbitrary and rather stupid choices.) At another company it was because the economy went bad and I could either program Windows or get laid off. There have been a few places where all I had to deal with was the Mac, but that's a very few places.

      --
      Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
    2. Re:not cool by diablobynight · · Score: 1
      That's exactly why most people do use Windows, in fact.

      Yes I am sure that's why most people use windows, because we force them too, must be the same reason most people buy any popular product.

      --
      Anonymous Cowards - Oh God, How I hate you
    3. Re:not cool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you ever leave your mother's basement and get a real job, perhaps you'll see that a lot of corporations make their employees use similar products. Most of the corporations I know use Windows because that's what the magazines tell them to do. The employee doesn't have any say in the matter.

  13. These love detection glasses are broken! by Bender+Unit+22 · · Score: 3, Funny

    These love detection glasses are broken, I have never seen anything. I think I will stick to ye olde love tester

    1. Re:These love detection glasses are broken! by theNeophile · · Score: 1
      These love detection glasses are broken, I have never seen anything.

      No no no, it's: The goggles, they do nothing!

  14. Great! by k98sven · · Score: 5, Informative

    Just what I've always wanted, the unscientific* and unreliable results of traditional polygraphy, only in portable form!!

    Where do I sign up?

    (Oh, sorry.. there is research that has PROVEN the polygraph to have 50% accuracy rate.. ranking it right up there with the 'other' lie detector: A coin with the word 'truth' on one side and 'lie' on the other!)

    1. Re:Great! by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Oh, sorry.. there is research that has PROVEN the polygraph to have 50% accuracy rate.. ranking it right up there with the 'other' lie detector: A coin with the word 'truth' on one side and 'lie' on the other!

      Source, please. I've seen nothing that claims worse than 61%, and usually much better than that.

    2. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      61%? What's your source?

    3. Re:Great! by deitel99 · · Score: 1

      there is research that has PROVEN the polygraph to have 50% accuracy rate.. ranking it right up there with the 'other' lie detector: A coin with the word 'truth' on one side and 'lie' on the other!

      Does this mean that 50% of the time it will be right, and %50 of the time it will, basically, chose between 'truth' and 'lie' at random (with a 50% chance of each)? If so it should be more reliable than a coin (which has no reliability at all since it tells you nothing about the situation), although it is still far from perfect.

    4. Re:Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it would be 50% right, 50% wrong. If it were 50% right, and then the other 50% was either right or wrong with 50% accuracy, then the thing would just be 75% correct.

    5. Re:Great! by pballsim · · Score: 1

      Read any psychology book they have the real statistics in it.

      They even broke it down to if the person was innocent or not. That is why they are against the law to be used in the courtrooms since it is unreliable.

      Except people on Jenny Jones, the news, etc. take them as always true.

      Lie detection doesn't work period. In fact they do not work on people with anti-social behaviors because the person can believe the lies. I.e. if you believe you are telling the truth and never get stressed you'll pass ALL lie detector tests.

    6. Re:Great! by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      PROVEN the polygraph to have 50% accuracy rate

      OK, proofs are something that cannot be disputed and are always true, unfortunately proofs have no place in science or empiricism. The coin can be proven mathematically that it will land on heads (or truth) 50% of the time, no empirical research can prove that a coin will land on heads 50% of the time, nor can the reliability of lie detectors be proven (nor "Newton's Laws", etc).

    7. Re:Great! by k98sven · · Score: 1

      Note the sarcastic tone in the first post?

      Also.. "you can't PROVE anything" is a terrible argument.
      You can you that against anything and everything, including itself.. (resulting in a nice paradox)

      Now please either: Accept that nothing can be 'proven' and thus that there can be no knowledge of anything, that you don't know if the universe is really hear, or that we're not all really speaking spanish.
      OR: Accept that 'proof' simply means 'with a miniscule degree of uncertainty'.

    8. Re:Great! by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      http://www.usatoday.com/news/nation/2002-09-09-lie _x.htm

    9. Re:Great! by cgenman · · Score: 1

      (Oh, sorry.. there is research that has PROVEN the polygraph to have 50% accuracy rate.. ranking it right up there with the 'other' lie detector: A coin with the word 'truth' on one side and 'lie' on the other!)

      Actually, given the non-symmetrical distribution of people attempting to hijack planes, if this product just blinked the little green light every few seconds it would probably achieve a 99.999% accuracy rating. Of course, that .001% is VERY important.

    10. Re:Great! by skifreak87 · · Score: 1

      There was a past article on /. about Interviewing with the NSA. One of the things it mentions in it is the polygraph examination used in the "security check". The polygraph works by measuring certain physiological metrics. As was mentioned in the NSA article, a polygraph's "effectiveness in an exam is significantly (and so far, intractably) linked to the examiner's performance, many an applicant's belief in the infallibility of the machine, and the fact that the machine scares the crap out of people and gets them to talk." Based on this information, I can't imagine how the voice-detector can actually detect lying. If you're a good liar and not stressed about lying or if you're nervous but telling the truth, it's probably just as inaccurate as a polygraph.

      Why do people believe stuff without any scientific proof? All the article says is that law enforcement version achieved 70 percent accuracy (which is horrible if you're actually going to use it as evidence) - means 3 out of every 10 uses will be wrong, and that it measures changes in voice. Where is the proof that these voice measures accurately measure lying? I'm not saying that they don't, or that they never do, but I want some sort of proof that they actually do.

    11. Re:Great! by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      Don't let's be silly. Everyone knows a coin can land on its side.

      --
      Karma: It's all a bunch of tree-huggin' hippy crap!
  15. Obligatory Futurama Quote... by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 1

    Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?

    "Execute command control-alt-kill!"

    1. Re:Obligatory Futurama Quote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In other news:

      It wasn't funny the first time.

  16. But.. by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 1

    Still no word on the x-ray vision glasses. I don't about you, but I can't wait for that release.

    1. Re:But.. by peragrin · · Score: 1

      the first high res digital camera's came with a night vision attachment. between the two of them they could 'see' thorugh light weight clothing during daylight hours. a " saftey upgrade' suppoedly fixed it. not sure if it does or not.

      --
      i thought once I was found, but it was only a dream.
    2. Re:But.. by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      Some clothing is transparant for IR light. CCD camera's (the camera chip used in digital camera's) show IR light as white light. So add a strong IR source to your Dig. cam. and presto! instant X-ray vision!

  17. They'll be banned from the public. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    People might start watching politicians while wearing them.

  18. Mirror for download file. by nberardi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Does anybody have a mirror for the following file. http://www.v-entertainment.com/downloads/vlovedete ctor.zip I wanted to try it out on my Pocket-PC.

    1. Re:Mirror for download file. by nberardi · · Score: 0

      The link again is http://www.v-entertainment.com/downloads/vlovedete ctor.zip because it got broken up for some reason when I first submitted it.

    2. Re:Mirror for download file. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about "Here's the link: http://www.v-entertainment.com/downloads/vlovedete ctor.zip"

      (Which gets a 403 Forbidden error, BTW.)

  19. Who wants to play poker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I can just imagine what these things will do to the poker world! sheesh

    1. Re:Who wants to play poker? by ignatzMouse · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Pretty soon when you watch the World Series of Poker everyone will be wearing burkas.

      --
      No artist tolerates reality. -- Nietzsche
  20. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by gblues · · Score: 1

    "AHHHHH!!! My eyes!!! Ze goggles, ze do nothink!"

    Nathan

  21. As if Windows cared.... by eschasi · · Score: 4, Funny
    The poster writes:
    Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?

    Do you seriously think your Windows box cares if you love it or not? If it did, it'd be treating you much better.

    1. Re:As if Windows cared.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it doesn't have the capability to treat you better. Its like hating a retarded brother...

    2. Re:As if Windows cared.... by LiberalApplication · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The poster writes:

      Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?

      Do you seriously think your Windows box cares if you love it or not? If it did, it'd be treating you much better.

      Actually, that *is* a fairly interesting proposition. Even if it were terribly inaccurate at reading the subtleties of emotional responses, maybe it could be used by machines as a source of additional input. Really now, imagine a kiosk at a retail clothing chain which offers you selections on what you might want, and gauges from its love-o-meter readings how strongly you hate the silk-sheen mauve stretch-fabric tee shirts and love the traditional white polo. At an even more granular level, such a kiosk would be able to gather tiny bits of information on what shades of which colors, what fabrics in what cuts, and such that you prefer. And all that with less interaction than would have been required otherwise.

      If you think about it, this kind of technology, if moderately effective and economically manufacturable, could be applied to any expert-system-type application that guides users to recommendations. Just imagine: An interactive porn catalogue that requires NO hands to operate (now *both* hands can be free)! Okay, that isn't my ideal application of the technology, but it's worth consideration.

    3. Re:As if Windows cared.... by Art+Tatum · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's actually a good idea. Oftentimes, you're not sure what you prefer but deep down inside, you know what you're looking for. This could help you make better decisions.

  22. Everything I say is wrong. by CGP314 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Israeli company that allows the wearer of special glasses to tell whether the person they are talking to is telling a lie. Not only that, they can tell you whether someone loves you!

    I was going to make a joke about these glasses telling me that the Israeli CEO was lying about the usefulness of his product, but then I realized I'd fallen into a logic paradox. : (


    --
    In London? Need a Physics Tutor?

    American Weblog in London

    1. Re:Everything I say is wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I was going to make a joke about these glasses telling me that the Israeli CEO was lying about the usefulness of his product, but then I realized I'd fallen into a logic paradox.

      Funny, but only a paradox if the glasses work.

    2. Re:Everything I say is wrong. by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      but then I realized I'd fallen into a logic paradox.

      They will be coming out with a paradox spotter last year.

    3. Re:Everything I say is wrong. by DrVomact · · Score: 1
      Close, but I don't think that's a genuine paradox. Let's set up a test of the assertion that this is a form of the "Liar Paradox".

      Let's assume that the glasses always work--let's assume that they always detect every lie. Now suppose you put on a pair of these specs and ask the the CEO, "Do believe that your glasses always work?". He answers "Yes!" --and the glasses emit a loud beep to indicate falsehood. Is that a paradox?

      I don't think so. Given the hypothesis that the glasses always work, it is nevertheless possible that the CEO should believe that they do not work, and was consequently lying when the answered "Yes". In fact, if the operating assumption is true, then he MUST be lying. But that's not a paradox--that's just another lying CEO.

      If the CEO were to answer "No" in reply to the question, and the glasses beep, then the CEO would also be lying--he knows he's got a good thing, but the government has paid him to shut up. Still no paradox.

      The case in which we assume the glasses don't work is uninteresting, since any combination of statements and resultant beeps would be meaningless.

      To make a paradox out of this, we'd have to change the story slightly. Let's suppose that instead of lie/truth detectors, the glasses are actualy true/false detectors: that is, they beep each and every time someone says something false in the wearer's presence--it doesn't matter what the speaker believes. Now if the CEO says "The glasses work" and the glasses beep, that's a "Liar" paradox. It's interesting in that it doesn't involve the obvious self-reference of "This sentence is false", but a bit dodgy in that it requires you to imagine some pretty far-out glasses.

      --
      Great men are almost always bad men--Lord Acton's Corollary
    4. Re:Everything I say is wrong. by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      These replies are missing the paradox. The assumption here is a higher facial temperature or whatever is how they detect both a lie and love.

      So if the salesman lies to you... wait... does he love you? How could they both be true?

      So then "Honey, do you love me?" "Yes I do!" (Beep!) That's either a lie or she really loves you. Whoops.

      Now if she says "No I don't" and you get a beep, then you really don't care which one it is... if she says "No I don't" and you DON'T get a beep, that's when ya need to worry. No... I take that back, the moment you decided to ask that question is when you should be worrying about yourself. :)

      I can see these being banned, since it would allow people to train for lie detector tests. Imagine you and a buddy wearing these, BS'ing each other for fun and watching the lights blink... after a while the lights don't blink as much (or as bright) as they used to... a while later the lights don't blink at all. "Stupid glasses don't work!" No... you've both just become professional liars.

      -Don.

      --
      Cwm, fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz
    5. Re:Everything I say is wrong. by JumperCable · · Score: 1

      An old girlfriend once told me that in complaint, "Everything I say is wrong."

      It was an instant no win situation. What response can you give to that? I thought for a moment and said the only thing I could say. "No it's not." ::sigh:: At least I enjoyed the humor of it.

  23. Vernor Vinge is an oracle. by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    He predicted this in his most excellent book
    "A Deepness in the Sky" which is a in the same universe as a "Fire Upon the Deep".

    He gives a whole new meaning to the word "Focus".

    And the dog critters are cute and an aurally distributed neural net.

    --
    I'd go on a Vegan diet but the delivery time from Vega is too long. --brownkitty
    1. Re:Vernor Vinge is an oracle. by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      Augmented Reality (as opposed to Virtual Reality) glasses are by no means the brainchild of Vernor Vinge, though he is an excellent author and those were both stupendous books.

      --
      Dyolf Knip
  24. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just got a bunk estimate for a car repair (nickle 'n dime bullshit). I really should've known better....but maybe a pair of these would help. Yeah, I know it sounds stupid, but I wouldn't mind getting jerked around a bit less with stuff like this (auto repairs)..

  25. evolution by grey259 · · Score: 1, Informative

    I suppose this means we'll all learn to become better liars

  26. Re:Roffle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Roffle? I bet you say that out loud in front of people, don't you?

  27. We've heard this lie before by JoeShmoe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Remember back in 96-97 there was a big rage in "lie detection software" which supposedly would analyze audio input of someone speaking and then match their voice stress level to either "True" or "False" indicators?

    It was crap. I think more than a few morning radio shows tried to use it on their callers with failure after failure. I tried a copy myself and found that not only was it horribly written, but even if you were able to get the subject to "train" it (by answering several questions that are known to be true) it gave inncorrect responses virtually half the time.

    Come to think of it, the software might have been made by an Israeli company too. Maybe the same one, I don't know. Can't remember the name but it was horrid.

    Do I think the FBI/CIA might have technology like this, to analyze voice stress or facial temperature and determine if you are lying? Sure, why not. But there's a reason why lie detection technology is not admissible in court. It just doesn't work. Too many experts can beat it and too many amateurs get nervous and give false positives.

    -JoeShmoe
    .

    --
    -- I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure: the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing
    1. Re:We've heard this lie before by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to troll, but maybe technology has changed since '96-'97. It's entirely possible (and likely) that they've done more (and better?) research since then.

      --


      "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
    2. Re:We've heard this lie before by Deagol · · Score: 1
      Remember back in 96-97 there was a big rage in "lie detection software" which supposedly would analyze audio input of someone speaking and then match their voice stress level to either "True" or "False" indicators?

      Anyone remember that horrible TV show "Lie Detector" from the early 80s? If I recall, it was in an afternoon time slot, sandwiched somewhere between "The People's Court" and another afternoon show. What a scream!

    3. Re:We've heard this lie before by Zetta+Matrix · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Too many experts can beat it and too many amateurs get nervous and give false positives.

      Amateurs... you mean, normal people?

    4. Re:We've heard this lie before by po8 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the concept of an "amateur liar" was cracking me up too. We all know who the "professional liars" are, but it's funny to think of "professional training" in lying. "The liar you are about to see is a trained and experienced professional operating under controlled conditions. Do not attempt to lie in this fashion at home!"

    5. Re:We've heard this lie before by ps_inkling · · Score: 2, Insightful
      But there's a reason why lie detection technology is not admissible in court. It just doesn't work. Too many experts can beat it and too many amateurs get nervous and give false positives.
      Remember, the results of the lie detector test may not be admissable, but what you said is admissable.
    6. Re:We've heard this lie before by stubear · · Score: 1

      What?!?!? You mean to tell me that my 286 is no longer the fastest PC on the block? Damn you. Damn you to hell. I'm going back under my rock now. Technology has advanced since '96, yeah right.

    7. Re:We've heard this lie before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but then what's the point of the lie detector if the police ask you did you kill Ms. Baker and you say yes I did. Then wether or not you are on a lie detector will not make a defernce and even more so it won't matter if the Lie Detector says your lied. So other then as a tool for investagation and interrogation it has no other legel use. The other thing is that if the guy is coldhearted or just a good lier the cops might be tricked into going after other suspects based on the lie detector.

    8. Re:We've heard this lie before by JoeShmoe · · Score: 1

      My point in mentioning it was not that technology hasn't changed in several years but as a warning to people who would plunk down money for this type of snake oil. Once bitten, twice shy, but maybe people forgotten because its been so long.

      It appears that there is reason to suspect after all.

      -JoeShmoe
      .

      --
      -- I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure: the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing
    9. Re:We've heard this lie before by JoeShmoe · · Score: 1

      Maybe I should have said "first timers"...what I meant was that there are some people who just plain freak out at the idea of taking a lie detector test. There are other people who think it is no big deal and can get through it as normal as an oral survey. There are still other people who not only can get through it but can give the proper readings to falsify results. So there are at least two classes other than just normal people.

      I was once asked if I would take a lie detector test in a corporate environment regarding some missing equipment. Just the idea of saying I would made me nervous. However it turned out that it was just a bluff because even though I agreed, the matter was eventually dropped and new code access locks were installed.

      -JoeShmoe
      .

      --
      -- I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure: the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing
    10. Re:We've heard this lie before by FreshFunk510 · · Score: 1

      Good point.

      Yeah, I mean I'm pretty skeptical myself but I'm also wary of all the /. naysayers which seems to be the popular thing to be. :)

      --


      "Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." - Martin Luther King, Jr.
    11. Re:We've heard this lie before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure: the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing"

      The War on Idiocy.

    12. Re:We've heard this lie before by firewrought · · Score: 1
      Not to troll, but maybe technology has changed since '96-'97. It's entirely possible (and likely) that they've done more (and better?) research since then.

      Possibly, but I doubt it. Even if they have though, the technology is fundamentally flawed. "Recognition" problems like have always had tremendous difficulty becoming workable, despite large economic incentives to make it work. Look at handwriting and voice recognition: they've come a long ways, but they're still useful only in limited situations; and they've probably gotten a lot more funding over the years than lie-recognition. On top of that, lie-recognition has a somewhat dubious psycho-phisological basis: how do you judge success during testing and development? It's not like handwriting, where it's relatively easy to collect legitimate test data from a wide variety of sources.

      I may be wrong, but my speculation leads me to believe that this product is little more than snake oil.

      The biggest problem I have with this is that humans are much better equipped to interpret the subtle visual and auditory cues that indicate a person is lying. It's bred into us from 100,000 years of cooperation and competition, alliance-making and backstabbing. You wouldn't give a police interrorgator a voice recognition device, would you? Not for a situation where they'll be standing there with their own two ears. Lying is the same thing: screw the fancy glasses and rely on human intution. If you've got money to splurge, spend it on developing tests to see who's better at lie-detecting and bias your hiring/personnel assignments accordingly.

      It may be feasible, as the article suggests, for these glasses to aid the process, but they're more likely to distract the user from picking out the real cues.

      --
      -1, Too Many Layers Of Abstraction
  28. Now try to explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...my mare, why am I putting that thing on her and what it means.

  29. Disfunctional relationships by Rupert · · Score: 2, Funny

    It is bad for you and for the Windows box to be living in the same house if you hate it. Obviously the Windows box isn't going anywhere, so it is up to you to take the initiative and move out. It'll be best for both of you.

    --

    --
    E_NOSIG
    1. Re:Disfunctional relationships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      naah come on, it's really a very sweet box once you get to know it. I know I can change my box. When it is asleep, I quietly install SUSE.

  30. In other news... by NeoGeo64 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Darl McBride has protested against the possibility of jurors wearing lie-detection glasses.

    1. Re:In other news... by wolrahnaes · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      ...claiming that SCO holds the rights to anything having to do with lying.

      --
      I used to get high on life, but I developed a tolerance. Now I need something stronger.
    2. Re:In other news... by pyros · · Score: 1
      Darl McBride has protested against the possibility of jurors wearing lie-detection glasses.

      So the glasses run Linux? Surely you don't mean to imply he's lying.

  31. Maybe by Moderator · · Score: 0

    Maybe, this one relies on the color of the person's aurora, something psychics have used for years to determine whether or not to trust a person. Don't worry, we have good old fashioned pseudoscience to back it up.

    --
    The World is Yours.
    1. Re:Maybe by Aardpig · · Score: 1

      this one relies on the color of the person's aurora,

      Er, I think you meant aura there. An aurora is the northern/southern lights; if everyone had one of those, life would be like one large acid trip....

      (Note: I don't think people have auras, either. Just B.O.)

      --
      Tubal-Cain smokes the white owl.
  32. Forget love... by mobiux · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about the "open to one night stand" detector.

    1. Re:Forget love... by gnu-sucks · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh, I have one of those in my cruiser, we call it a "Blood Alcohol Level Meter"

    2. Re: Forget love... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you refering to the "I'm Feeling Lucky"-google?

    3. Re:Forget love... by BaronElectricPhase · · Score: 1

      Train your dog to sniff for pheromones, and inform you which ladies are in season.

  33. Does it only work on people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Version 2 will work on pets. "your dog wants steak" all over again.

    How about that new chick in accounting? "She's repulsed by your nosehair"

    And... "lovehothatehungryliar" -- oh, just the psychopath in the next cubicle.

  34. Compatibility Issues by Shut+the+fuck+up! · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet they are not compatible with beer goggles.

    1. Re:Compatibility Issues by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet they are not compatible with Arabian goggles.

    2. Re:Compatibility Issues by JumperCable · · Score: 1

      >> How about the "open to one night stand" detector...

      > I bet they are not compatible with beer goggles....

      No, that's the problem. They *only* work with beer goggles. Plus the warranty on beer goggles blows chunks.

  35. Rolleyes by Xtravar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hay look ma i'm on slashdot's main page! Blah blah blah new invention blah blah. Windows sucksz!!

    --
    Buckle your ROFL belt, we're in for some LOLs.
  36. Re:Problem With This... they'll be illegal! by rajafarian · · Score: 5, Funny

    If these work with at least 90% "accuracy" I say our elected politicians ban these, citing "national security!"

  37. Reminds me of a book I once read... by bennomatic · · Score: 2, Informative
    Wouldn't that be wonderful if it worked? At least James Halperin thought so when he wrote The Truth Machine a few years back. It's a fanciful novel the central concept of which is that enforcing honesty changes the world and brings on a wonderful Utopian society.

    Sigh... if only.

    --
    The CB App. What's your 20?
    1. Re:Reminds me of a book I once read... by eschasi · · Score: 1
      Try City of Truth by James Morrow. He uses the same idea and builds a dystopia out of it. Quoting from aged memory:

      There was a sign in the elevator saying "This equipment maintained by people who hate their job."
    2. Re:Reminds me of a book I once read... by rjelks · · Score: 1

      The Truth Machine was a great book. Try reading The First Immortal. It continues the story in the same universe as the Truth Machine, but it doesn't end exactly Utopian. This is offtopic, but that's a great book if you've ever wondered about cryonics.

      -

  38. Stop your whining. by caluml · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?"

    Why do you still use Windows then? Why do people say they hate Windows/Hotmail/whatever, and carry on using it? The amount of Slashdot users that use Hotmail, and bitch about the mailbox size, or the amount of spam they get is amazing. Never heard of Yahoo? 6Mb free, and excellent anti-spam filters.

    If I don't like something, I don't use it, full stop. There are times when people have wanted to chat to me on MSN, but I refuse to use it, as it's a messaging protocol owned by a company that could at any time lock 3rd party users out. There are times when there is software for Windows that would make my life easy, but I don't use it.

    Grow a spine, don't use something you hate, and stand up for what you believe in, even if it's not the easiest option. If everyone took the easiest options in history, heaven knows what kind of dumbed down world we'd live in.

    1. Re:Stop your whining. by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      The funny thing about MSN messenger is that they've been nice enough to give the heads up to third party developers when making a change... Not the best example to give :)

      But otherwise, good points.

    2. Re:Stop your whining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yep, very well said.
      Michael should shut his f'in trap!

    3. Re:Stop your whining. by jeffkjo1 · · Score: 1

      Wonderfully put... Thankyou. Posted from SuSE 9.

    4. Re:Stop your whining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jeez, its a joke. Don'tcha get it? Stop
      drinking so much coffee.

    5. Re:Stop your whining. by Ancil · · Score: 1
      Maybe he hasn't found something he likes better. Maybe he hates Windows, and hates Linux and MacOS just as much.

      Plenty of people hate their job, but most of them keep doing it.

    6. Re:Stop your whining. by GammaTau · · Score: 1

      Why do you still use Windows then? Why do people say they hate Windows/Hotmail/whatever, and carry on using it?

      Because all operating systems suck?

      Seriously, there are plenty of people who hate all popular operating systems and use them only because they have to use one to get some things done. Hating Windows doesn't mean that you would love Mac, Linux, or something else.

    7. Re:Stop your whining. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I hate taxes. Guess I should just stop payin' them, huh?

      Your "anti-whining" is far worse than the original whine.

  39. I'm sure.. by lobsterGun · · Score: 1

    that these glasses will work every bit as well as a true polygraph - which is to say, not at all.

  40. (Bad) Solution looking for a problem? by nadamsieee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There are serious doubts as to whether polygraph machines actually work or are simply junk science... and that criticism is of using polygraphs in a controlled environment like an interrogation room used by law-enforcement types. Now this company wants us to believe that an under-paid & under-trained security screener working in a chaotic environment like a busy airport is going to be able to detect a lie using their unproven product? Ha!

    1. Re:(Bad) Solution looking for a problem? by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

      I would say that the idea of polygraphs is perfectly valid. People really do hawe physical effects from lying; pro poker players make a living off of such effects, after all. They are simply too unreliable, too dependent on the emotional state of the subject, the results too open to interpretation, and testing too easily beaten with experience to be useful as 'smoking gun' evidence. In other words, it's a perfect idea marred once again by us imperfect humans :) Using it in the course of an investigation to uncover more tangible evidence? Go right ahead!

      --
      Dyolf Knip
    2. Re:(Bad) Solution looking for a problem? by Raffaello · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, the standards of scientific proof are somewhat more rigorous than "I would say...". The fact is that polygraphs are quite unreliable, and there exist no well controlled scientific experiments that prove their effectiveness. Mostly, the problem stems from the fact that you can't verify whether you've caught the liars in real world tests, where a career or prison time is on the line, because (no surprise) they aren't going to tell you when you've cleared them in error. This results in grossly underestimated rates of false negatives.

      Moreover, the figures can't possibly include outright mistakes - people who really aren't lying, but whom later investigation fails to clear, for whatever reason (lack of evidence, etc.) This results in underestimated rates of false positives.

      So when figures are thrown about, they only tell a story of some of the inaccuracies, the false positives that were detected - people who the polygrapher said were liars, but whom later investigation cleared. The accuracy figures quoted cannot possibly include the false negatives, people who really were lying, but who were cleared by the polygraphers, nor those false positives who were not cleared by later investigation. The obvious conclusion is that polygraph tests are even more unreliable than the already pathetic 83% quoted by the most optimistic authorities.

    3. Re:(Bad) Solution looking for a problem? by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      Polygraphs are useless in a scientific sense -- but they do have at least one practical use, because quite a lot of people think that polygraphs are accurate (or accurate enough). Police will often use a polygraph test to basically try and trick a suspect into revealing information that he might not have revealed otherwise -- the suspect thinks that the polygraph might catch him lying, so he 'fesses up.

      The police (mostly) know that the polygraph results are not only inadmissable but are useless in their own right. They just use the public's lack of knowledge (and criminals are not typically very well-educated) in order to unearth leads that they then investigate with normal, legitimate investigation methods.

      --
      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
  41. Old times by Stumbles · · Score: 0

    Perfect, those will go right along with my X-Ray glasses.

    --
    My karma is not a Chameleon.
  42. Whoa. by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article:

    Our products were originally for law enforcement use -- we get all our technology from Nemesys-co...

    Nemesys-co? What, are they a division of the E-Ville Group or something?

    --

    Obliteracy: Words with explosions

    1. Re:Whoa. by Bob+C.+Cock · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nemesys-co? What, are they a division of the E-Ville Group or something?

      I think you have the E-Ville group confused with these guys

    2. Re:Whoa. by joshlewis · · Score: 1

      Off topic here, but I was drinking water when I read that, and now my monitor really wishes you weren't so funny.

      --
      If senility was a race, I would win.
  43. yaaaaay by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

    the future is now!

    we can fill out forms online that say "if female then i love you", and now we can meet them in real life and find out the exact opposite! the only people that make out on this are the people who make cars, sell gasoline, and run inet hookup sites. we can now expedite the pointless!

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    slashdot: where everyone yells sarcastic metaphors to themselves to understand the issue
  44. How long until.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the Peril Sensitive model that turns black when there are disturbing events around you?

  45. This product is moronic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...considering even humans can't reliably detect lying face-to-face. Whether it's your mother, sister, aunt, or stranger at the bus stop, we consistently overestimate our abilities to detect deception. In reality, we're generally no better than chance (50/50) at detecting lies. See UCSF professor Paul Ekman's work for more references.

  46. uh hem by DrLZRDMN · · Score: 1

    but seriusly do you actualy think it will work. The consumer available ones have about 30% accuaracy, I think one that doesn't actualy make contact with the person would be less effective.

  47. Are this things broken..... by Creedo+Kid · · Score: 0

    Damn..these things must be broken....
    It says all the women hate me and that they are lying when they say they are already seeing someone....hehe

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    Business is Business and Business must grow, Regardless of crummies in tummies you know... -Onceler
  48. At the altar... by Vexler · · Score: 1

    "Do you, Prescott Stephens, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

    "I do."

    "NOOO, according to my lie-detector glasses you are LYING!!!"

    Do not pass GO, do not collect $200.

  49. I'm getting a pair. by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


    You wouldn't believe how often women lie when you ask them "Are you carrying pepper spray?"

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    Trolling is a art,
    1. Re:I'm getting a pair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wouldn't believe how often women lie when you ask them "Are you carrying pepper spray?"

      You're going to need an assistant!

    2. Re:I'm getting a pair. by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      plus the glasses might help protect your eyes from the spray...

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
  50. Love detector? by Syberghost · · Score: 1

    They've already got these things in airports and malls. You put in a quarter, and you each hold the handles, and boom, five seconds later the little LEDs show you if she loves you.

  51. PC version of the 'love detector' by YinYang69 · · Score: 1
    Great. Now I'll have conversations with my girlfriend AND my computer that go something like...
    ---
    You're mad at me.

    No, I'm not.

    Yes, you are. Don't lie. I can tell when you lie.

    I'm not lying. And I'm not mad at you.

    I can tell you're getting angry.

    And somehow I was in a perfectly good mood before this conversation...

    You used to love me so much...

    WTF. I still love... GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    ---
    I work at my computer to get away from that every once in a while. :)

    1. Re:PC version of the 'love detector' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Normally they stop the drama bullshit if you tell them to cut out their needy behaviour.
      If that doesn't work just give 'er one of these: *SLAP*.

    2. Re:PC version of the 'love detector' by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I used to have a DOS program that would say stuff like that. I also recently re-nabbed lovedos.

    3. Re:PC version of the 'love detector' by YinYang69 · · Score: 1

      Sounds like you're talking about Moanin' Liza. Badly digitized picture of the Mona Lisa regurgiating things you said in question form. I wish I had all those programs from back in the day...

  52. Just in time ... by DrJimbo · · Score: 1


    ... for the State of the Union Speech.

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    We don't see the world as it is, we see it as we are.
    -- Anais Nin
  53. That explains a few things... by Eberlin · · Score: 1

    These glasses must be standard issue in American government nowadays. No WMDs? Well, since we've gotten these here glasses we know you're lying. Send the troops. Oh you want to visit our country? Better line you up for fingerprints and photos 'cause we KNOW y'all foreigners are terrorists. This gadget could justify what racial profiling wanted to accomplish.

    If this is anywhere near as accurate as face-recognition, I hope it crashes and burns. The last thing we need in these days of extreme paranoia is another false-positive tool that helps turn neighbor against neighbor.

  54. what's in a name? by invalid_address · · Score: 0

    "we get all our technology from Nemesys-co"

    seriously. phonetically, this sounds like nemesis, just the type of people i trust in lie detection technology.

    i wonder if they have a secret island 'lair' in which they test these wonderful things. one day they may hold the world hostage for, oh i don't know...

    1 billion dollars?

    rawr.

  55. Thanks a lot... jerks by CGP314 · · Score: 1

    Instead of color-coded LEDs, a bar graph on the display indicates how much the caller to whom you are speaking "loves" you.

    Oh great, now girlfriends the world over can `prove' that their boyfriends don't love them enough.

  56. Just don't give it to you girlfriend by KingJoshi · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know, that's not a problem for most slashdotters, but..

    Do I look fat in this?
    Did you like the meal I made?
    .
    .
    .

    I can see disaster and a lot of broken relationships.

    --
    In times like these, it is helpful to remember that there have always been times like these. - Paul Harvey
    1. Re:Just don't give it to you girlfriend by Daniel_Staal · · Score: 1

      Obviously it is not a problem, if you think a truth detector will make any difference to the girl in question.

      It is not the content of the answer that matters. Truth and lie are equally dangerous.

      It is how you say it.

      --
      'Sensible' is a curse word.
    2. Re:Just don't give it to you girlfriend by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      As a married man, I have learned the correct answer to all these questions is to not be in the room when your sweetie turns around. If she can't see you, she can't use the glasses ;-)

      --
      You will not drink with us, but you would taste our steel? - Walter Matthau, The Pirates
  57. I already have a lie detector for politicians by John_Sauter · · Score: 2, Funny

    How can you tell if a politician is lying?

    You watch his mouth. If it's moving, he's lying.
    John Sauter (J_Sauter@Empire.Net)

    1. Re:I already have a lie detector for politicians by Drantin · · Score: 1

      Even when swishing around his mouthwash?

      --
      Actio personalis moritur cum persona. (Dead men don't sue)
    2. Re:I already have a lie detector for politicians by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Well, then it's different. If he's got a conscience (or if he's religous), he's washing the taste of evil out. Which means he lied recently.

  58. So... by tayjo · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other news, divorce rates sky rocketed to 98% following the release of these glasses.

    --
    With your neck on my shoulders we could wreck civilization!
  59. Re:Airports? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, I'm sure they are beta testing the glasses on the Palestinians

  60. Re:Airports? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Who modded this guy funny ? Since when is repeating the first paragraph of the article funny ?
    It may not be long before you hear airport security screeners ask, "Do you plan on hijacking this plane?" A U.S. company using technology developed in Israel is pitching a lie detector small enough to fit in the eyeglasses of law enforcement officers, and its inventors say it can tell whether a passenger is a terrorist by analyzing his answer to that simple question in real-time.
  61. L0L y0u m4d3 t3h M1cr050f7 j0k3!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So l33t I can't comp33t!

  62. Mirror by savagedome · · Score: 1

    whether the person they are talking to is telling a lie. Not only that, they can tell you whether someone loves you!

    I stood in front of the mirror wearing it. It exploded with "I love you" and "Its a lie" conflict!

  63. I'll believe it,,, by rhetoric · · Score: 1

    ...when I can buy it on ThinkGeek.

    --

    "where words meet intent, lies rhetoric's lament"
  64. My new quandary... by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmm, do I wear my X-Ray glasses today or my Lie Detector glasses..
    Damn all these fashion choices!

    1. Re:My new quandary... by Kwil · · Score: 1

      Wear them both and see through the lies!

      --

      That Jesus Christ guy is getting some terrible lag... it took him 3 days to respawn! -NJ CoolBreeze

    2. Re:My new quandary... by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

      LOL!!
      Now that's good!

    3. Re:My new quandary... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kind of like Heisenberg. I can see if she's worth having, or I can see if she'll have me. But not both.

    4. Re:My new quandary... by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      You got 2 eyes right? Wear a X-ray glass and a Lie detector glass.

      The X-ray would show you boobies.
      The lie detector would tell you if they're real.

  65. If they come, then they won't stay for long by Makaze · · Score: 1

    If these glasses work, they'll get banned anyway.

    Imagine "I did not have a sexual relationship with that woman" or "My colleagues, every statement I make today is backed up by sources, solid sources. These are not assertions. What we are giving you are facts and conclusions based on solid intelligence."

    Otherwise there are either going to be riots or people laughing themselves to death all over the world.

  66. Same technology used for dog bark translation? by Meden+Agan · · Score: 1

    I bet this technology is on par with bow-lingual, and probably about as useful...

    1. Re:Same technology used for dog bark translation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I bet this technology is on par with bow-lingual, and probably about as useful...

      Dude, your dog is lying.

  67. Proof that technology killed the Martians by gordguide · · Score: 1

    Great. Just what we need. The only people who could profit from this one are lawyers. In fact, If I were a divorce lawyer, I'd be giving the damn things away.

    With any luck, they won't work.

    Do we really want to know when we're being lied to? This means the end of dating. The end of advertising.

    Politicians, however have it made. You can't lie about that which you know nothing of.

    I won't even start with the entire IT industry- suffice it to say that the phrase "this software will allow you to ..." will leave our lexicon. Visitors at Computer Trade Shows will be blinded from the incessant flashing of the alarms.

    One can only hope it doesn't work with magazine ads, newsmagazines, and newspapers; I'll have to give up reading altogether.

    1. Re:Proof that technology killed the Martians by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1
      I get really frustrated when people express the notion that civilization would suffer from an excess of accurate information.

      The end of dating? People will still want to have fun, hang out, have sex. Why does requiring each party to be honest about their past behavior and future intentions mean that no one will ever date?

      End of advertising? Haven't we already got truth in advertising laws? Aren't they a Good Thing?

      Politicians, however have it made

      Oh sure. But how often do you think the "I have no knowledge of that" excuse is actually true? And if a truth-verified politician is found to be innocent but not have the foggiest idea what's going on in his office on a regular basis, what then? Will he last in office come the next election?

      Asimov wrote a short story ("The Dead Past") about a widget that let you point a video camera into any room on the planet at any point in recent (125 years) history. The story ended with the revelation that the plans were about to become public and the characters all thought that society would fatally explode as a result. "All human activity has required at least some privacy", or some such.

      Compare this to "The Light of Other Days", by Baxter and Clarke, where the widget becomes public right from the start. In the novel, suicides and divorces skyrocketed for many years. 90% of politicians in office resigned. Popular religious figures dropped like flies. Peeping Tom laws became instantly unenforcable. And violent crime fell to almost nothing. Hypocrisy on the part of leaders became a thing of the past. Lies by governments and media became instanly uncoverable by anyone. Censorship became impossible.

      Remember that in the face of world-changing events, most people don't want to simply give up and die. The vast majority will find a way to live and be happy. You may notice that this is _more_ difficult, not less, when accurate information is kept in the hands of an elite and the great unwashed are left to muddle through life, not knowing anything. Taking control of the citizenry's sources of information is usually the first step towards an unhappy dictatorship, while things like the Freedom of Information Act are the product of a (more or less) happy democracy that keeps it's leaders in line simply by knowing things about them.

      --
      Dyolf Knip
    2. Re:Proof that technology killed the Martians by gordguide · · Score: 1

      Well I don't think we're coming from the same place. I was being a bit tongue-in-cheek. But, since you went to the effort of replying, so will I.

      Honesty about Past Behavior and Future Intentions happens now, with decent relationships. There was no reason to drag out the lie detector then, and there isn't now.

      Dating can be fun, exciting or terribly boring. Small talk, flirting, all that stuff are essentially lies, although they're not harmful lies because everybody (in this case, "everybody" equals exactly two) is in on it. When those same two people start believing those little lies, then we say they're in love.

      I would dump a person instantly if I found out they were filtering my sweet, meaningless phone calls through a love & lie detector. Life's too short to spend the rest of my days with someone like that.

      Advertising? My latest edition of the Economist (it was sitting right here) has this zinger:

      "20/20 Warfare. Only Northrop Grumman has the vision and technology to transfer the chaos of warfare into clarity."
      ONLY them. Wow. I suppose we should give then a network or something, so they could enlighten us with their perfect wisdom.

      How's this one:
      "And in the ubiquitous networked society of the near future, you'll be connected to everyone and everything, anytime and anyplace. Even your Cat."
      I swear I did not make that up. Hitachi did.

      Politicians, especially good ones but bad ones as well, don't deal with knowledge. They deal with issues of their constituents.

      If I have an issue with lie detectors, I don't expect my representative to know about them. I expect him to listen to me and put one of his staff lackies on it so he can be briefed about whatever they find out.

      And after he's been briefed and they've decided on a course of action or a position, he'll only know enough to defend that. He doesn't need to know more.

      Now his staff, there's a bunch who would know too much and would have plenty to lie about. They'd have to hide out somewhere till the next election lest someone ask them a pointed question.

      Keep in mind that these tests rely solely on the teller's belief in them. If I honestly believe in something implausible or downright untrue, it won't trigger an alarm with these systems; it could even be said such a device "proves it's true". So much for accuracy.

      In closing I must say that your assessment of the openness and accuracy of what goes for information today is vastly more optimistic than mine.

      But I wonder; exactly when was it that the "citizenry's sources of information" were not in control of an elite? Before Hearst's time, perhaps?

      Thanks again for taking the time to reply. Regards.

  68. RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This is not a polygraph. Take your stats elsewhere, or supply some stats relevant to lie detection based on voice. (NO, that is not a polygraph.)

  69. Hate your windows box? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it won't care...much. It will just crash a bit more. Passive aggressive it is.

  70. Re:Airports? by elviscious · · Score: 1

    Why would they bother using these to 'interview' foriegners. I thought that was what tasers and thorazine were for?

  71. Obligitory Simpsons by sparklingfruit · · Score: 2, Funny

    obligitory simpsons ScullyThis is a simple lie detector, i'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully, do you understand?
    HomerYes
    lie detector explodes

    1. Re:Obligitory Simpsons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yey for brian

  72. How to not sound Anti-Semetic by KaeloDest · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I Mean it is hard, but what if ANY other country with such a horrible Human Rights record as Isreal came up with a lie detector 'prototype' and claimed to market it.

    Would you buy a detector from N.Korea (or S.Korea), Pakistan, Syria, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, Chile, Argentina, Turkey, Belarus, Angola, Guatamala, Uganda, Or The *n*t**d St**t*s.

    Even the Best polygraph tools are only 50% accurate. It isn't anti-semetic to call a country which has never kept a treaty or accord in my entire life 'Isreal' but it is a little more than shady to use their tools and methodology in any (so called) War on Terror

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    --Shaddup and support your local PBS station Plan for it
    1. Re:How to not sound Anti-Semetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Mean it is hard, but what if ANY other country with such a horrible Human Rights record as Isreal came up with a lie detector 'prototype' and claimed to market it.

      Lesson 3471 from How to Look Like a Complete Fool: Argue about politics concerning a country whose name you can't even spell correctly.

    2. Re:How to not sound Anti-Semetic by scrytch · · Score: 1

      Maybe you read at a different threshold. In +2 land, your comment sticks out as the first one hung up about how this product is from Israel. (Notice how the 'a' is before the 'e'?) I don't really care if you're an antisemite or not, what you do look like is a raving illiterate kook.

      Welcome to slashdot, BTW.

      --
      I've finally had it: until slashdot gets article moderation, I am not coming back.
    3. Re:How to not sound Anti-Semetic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That no "scientific" lie-detection system has worked is not proof that none can; you could have made the same statement about flight, once upon a time. That doesn't mean LVA works or does not work, merely that the polygraph argument is specious.

      As to Israel's human rights record, it's neither spotless nor all black. Arabs, from what I hear, are still second-class citizens in Israel but they are citizens and get to vote, and Arabs sit in the parliament -- how many Arabs in Arab countries can say that? At Independence, most Jews were driven from most Moslem countries; many Arabs left Israel voluntarily to facilitate the promised slaughter of Jews. The country has had a gun pointed at its head from the day it declared independence, which would not make anyone lighten up. And the constant terrorism (going back to at least the 1920s, though the Zionists did some too, back then) would certainly encourage research into antiterrorism.

      Valid lie-detection technology could be used to make a government more oppressive ("Did you vote for the other party? Do you read banned pamphlets?") But could also be used to make it less so, by screening out the innocent.

      It remains to be seen if the technology really works, and how it will be used if so. Dislike for Israel (which is not necessarily dislike for all Jews) does not answer either question.

  73. 90% accuracy? by igaborf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So let's assume the 90% accuracy figure is not bullshit (which it probably is). That means 1 out of 10 innocent passengers will be harrassed as suspected terrorists and 1 out of 10 terrorists will be allowed through. Not especially comforting thoughts in either case.

    1. Re:90% accuracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that's better than what we have now with the 5 out of 10 innocent passengers that get harassed and 5 out of 10 terrorists get through. It's pretty much 50/50 if your treated as a terrorist or not.

    2. Re:90% accuracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, as the first reply mentioned, this isn't going to be the primary means of detection by any means. But even then, the statistic is missing something:

      Is this 10% rate a false-positive? In that case, 10% of all passengers would end up suffering whatever indignity they'd be given (probably a database check that could take upwards of *gasp* fifteen seconds).

      Is it false-negative? In that case, you end up with terrorists slipping through, but that's a much smaller rate than false-positives. Assume .01% of passengers are terrorists (And I'm being very generous, since that would suggest several planes being destroyed/hijacked/etc every day), then we'd cut it by an order of magnitude to .001% of passengers.

      If it's both, then you're right on the money, and the existing checks would have to fix the issues.

      Most likely, it wouldn't be used in airports. They already have multiple layers of security that ideally have better than 90% accuracy. Probably, it would just be used by police in stops when asking somebody if they're drunk, or if they have anything in their trunk the police should know about. 90% is "good enough" to supplement the officer's discresion that exists now.

    3. Re:90% accuracy? by Bagheera · · Score: 1
      You noticed that too? Found the comment in the article:
      • "The company said that a state police agency in the Midwest found the lie detector 89 percent accurate, compared with 83 percent for a traditional polygraph."

      a little frightening, since under scientifically controlled conditions the "Polygraph" shows no where near that accuracy. And as you so well point out, 90% accuracy is not acceptable for screeners. I didn't see anything in the article differentaiting between false positives and false negatives. For either, 90% just isn't good enough.

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      Never attribute to malice what can as easily be the result of incompetence...
    4. Re:90% accuracy? by Bullseye_blam · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's ok if the lie detector is only 90% accurate; racial profiling can fill in the gaps.

    5. Re:90% accuracy? by rabidcow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That means 1 out of 10 innocent passengers will be harrassed as suspected terrorists and 1 out of 10 terrorists will be allowed through.

      No, it means that 1 out of 10 innocent passengers will be harrassed and 1 out of 10 terrorists will have to learn how to trick it. A guilty person can learn how to fool a lie detector, but an innocent person has no reason to.

    6. Re:90% accuracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is only if a terrorist really believes they are a terrorist.

      Most probably believe they are some sorta 'freedom fighter'.

    7. Re:90% accuracy? by Black_Logic · · Score: 1

      I certainly don't believe the 90% accuracy figure either, but if it were true, it would mean 10% of the questions asked gave incorrect responses. So theoretically, a skillful someone could ask multiple questions to better ascertain who is a terrorist or not. Moot point anyway, if you ask me.

      --
      Ansi's and stupid tricks!
    8. Re:90% accuracy? by ajagci · · Score: 1

      Since each passenger is asked multiple questions, it's worse than that, since it can fail on any one of them.

    9. Re:90% accuracy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Reno-911:

      "There are seven midgets; one speaks French, one speaks Spanish, and the other 5 are mute.. which one do you shoot?"
      "Uhh... the black one?"
      "I..never said there was a black one..BUT YOU ARE RIGHT!"

  74. Not yet the Truth Machine.... by GeeDog · · Score: 1

    Besides being a great book, until these "lie-detectors" have near or at 100% accuracy, instead of 89% reported by a Midwest police department cited in the article, they will still not be able to determine anything that would be admissible in court.

  75. Anybody up for a game of poker? by Iphtashu+Fitz · · Score: 1

    Now where did I leave my glasses...

    I'll take odds that Nevada outlaws these sorts of gadgets as soon as they become available to the general public, as does any other state where gambling is legal. Not that it'd help with games like blackjack, roulette, craps, etc. but it sure would help with various forms of poker - stud, hold'em, etc.

    1. Re:Anybody up for a game of poker? by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 0

      Why outlaw the glasses when the casinos can use them to their advantage? Blackjack dealers could ask the players if they're counting cards. The Gaming Control Board could ask the casino employees if they're rigging the slot machines or otherwise cheating.

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  76. Re:Problem With This... they'll be illegal! by DoraLives · · Score: 4, Funny
    I say our elected politicians ban these

    A certain percentage of the population lies so comfortably and so easily that this sort of thing is useless for catching them in a lie. Guess which percentage of the population politicians are in?

    --
    Is it fascism yet?
  77. Good For Politicians by TheNarrator · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Want to learn how to lie well? Just practice your campaign speech in front of this thing.

  78. Glasses for the Glasses? by FerretFrottage · · Score: 3, Funny

    96% accurate huh? Well, I'll just point my lie detector glasses at your lie detector glasses and see if your glasses are really telling the truth.
    And all this coming from V-Entertainment. Well entertainment is right...they probably just tested these things against 100 SCO employees and asked them if they had any evidence. The 4 that were marked inaccurate really did have evidence but to the contrary.

    --
    "Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a fat white guy who is threatened by change."
  79. maybe... by neko9 · · Score: 1

    The system used green, yellow and red color codes to indicate a "true," "maybe" or "false" response.

    guess what? in 99% cases indicator will be stuck at "maybe" for sure. BS.

  80. Can someone find real numbers? by UrgleHoth · · Score: 5, Informative

    Polygraphing is a given hot topic, there are zealots in both proponent and opponent camps. I find it diffucult to find an objective source of information on the topic and its accuracy.

    Antipolygraph.org has a link here

    and the American Polygraph Association has a link here

    --

    Dogma - "let's just say we'd like to avoid any empirical entanglements."
    1. Re:Can someone find real numbers? by k98sven · · Score: 5, Informative

      How about Scientific American?

      I'd say they're as objective as you get, unless of course you believe in some kind of "science-conspiracy"..

    2. Re:Can someone find real numbers? by UrgleHoth · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Sciam is a nice science enthusiast magazine. As is the nature of the publication, the article is light on details. The magazine a good tool to be introduced to new information, but I would prefer to read about some hard studies, such as in JAMA

      (They do have this to say)

      Something I feel compelled to point out, that is a common irritant in much I read (Yeah, I admit it. I try not to, but guilty of it too): You have a logical fallacy in your assertion that I'd say they're as objective as you get, unless of course you believe in some kind of "science-conspiracy".. (Check out Wikipedia logical fallacy

      You make the assumption that one needs to believe in a "science conspiracy" in order to presume that the magazine is not "as objective as you get."
      Bollocks. I don't believe in science conspiracy, yet I don't know the credentials of a particular journalist, so I can't assume that that particular journalist is completely objective or knowledgeable enough to report fully and accurately.

      Having said that, I personally dislike polygraphing, I think it is intrusive, like a mental form of body cavity search.
      Unfortunately, we don't live in a nice world, and sometimes the polygraph is a tempting, and if it IS accurate, then a useful tool. A problem of polygraphing is potential abuse. I hear of abuse stories a good deal. How many are true, how many are fabricated? I don't know.

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      Dogma - "let's just say we'd like to avoid any empirical entanglements."
    3. Re:Can someone find real numbers? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      How about Scientific American? I'd say they're as objective as you get...

      Well, like most objective sources, the article is inconclusive. So I guess that is one feather in their hat.

    4. Re:Can someone find real numbers? by Dirtside · · Score: 1

      More specifically, he's guilty of proposing a false dichotomy: Either SciAm is objective, or there's some kind of nebulous science conspiracy. He neglects an obvious third option: incompetence. It's entirely possible that the SciAm writers don't know their ass from a hole in the ground, which means that they're not actually objective (they just think they are) and there's no need to posit a conspiracy. (And there may well be other options, for all I know, though I can't think of any offhand.)

      (This particular false dichotomy reminds me of one of my favorite sayings: "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity," which is itself a form of Occam's Razor.)

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      "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
    5. Re:Can someone find real numbers? by Detritus · · Score: 1

      Scientific American has its own set of biases and prejudices, especially when you leave the realm of hard science and look at political and social issues, where they usually take a leftist line.

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    6. Re:Can someone find real numbers? by farnerup · · Score: 1

      Don't follow this link, lest your browser disintegrate in a shower of elementary particles!
      http://www.topfx.com/cgi-bin/mixmaster.cgi?layoutu rl=polygraph.org&contenturl=antipolygraph.org

    7. Re:Can someone find real numbers? by ajagci · · Score: 1

      Whether the earth is flat or spherical is a hot topic. There are zealot proponents in both camps.

      I.e. The existence of zealot proponents proves nothing. Polygraphs are junk science. If you want to waste your money on them, that's your business. But if your science-phobia starts interfering with my air travel, you can expect a that your nonsense is exposed for what it is.

    8. Re:Can someone find real numbers? by zurmikopa · · Score: 1

      "I hear of abuse stories a good deal. How many are true, how many are fabricated? I don't know."

      Why, that sounds like a job for a polygraph!

    9. Re:Can someone find real numbers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jesus, are you guys in some kind of competition to see who can be the most pedantic ass?

  81. Shows how wrong JMS was by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Babylon 5, the normals created Psi Corps to protect their civil rights. But in reality, telepaths would be gleefully hired by the government to "protect" us. In order to pass laws to limit telepaths, government would have to be willing to reduce its own power! Can anyone imagine that happening?

  82. Love detector by Deanasc · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dammit! It's going to make it harder for us to marry for money. Oh well. Maybe if I convince her I love her money. No... That's not right.

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    I've hit Karma 50 and gotten a Score:5, Troll... I win!
  83. MOD UP +5 ORIGINAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very original.

  84. Re:Airports? by Carnildo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's from Israel, isn't it? If El Al isn't using these for security, I don't see any reason to trust them to work.

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    "They redundantly repeated themselves over and over again incessantly without end ad infinitum" -- ibid.
  85. Even if it works.... by Eskarel · · Score: 1
    what good will it actually do anyone. Knowing someone is lying(unless you can ask them a question with only one answer and even then not necessarily(you could ask a SO if he/she is cheating on you and they could be doing something which they don't consider cheating but you do or vice versa)) doesn't really do you any good. When we go to a car dealership or listen to a politicion we already assume they're lying most of the time, it doesn't actually tell you what the truth actually is.

    Perhaps if these things became sufficiently popular, people would be forced not to lie anymore, but lying is part of what keeps our society together.

  86. What happens? by Sparky77 · · Score: 1

    Whats happens if you look in a mirror while wearing these?

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    One bad monkey spoils the whole barrel.
    1. Re:What happens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      For the average slashdotter? He gets a hard-on and the "true love LED" lights up..

  87. boolean fashion statement by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    In related news, Spring fashion shows are featuring the veil!

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  88. Uh Oh ..Now how do I answer..... by RU_on_weed · · Score: 1

    the question 'Do I look fat in these pants?'

    Is nothing sacred anymore ;-)

  89. Everything you read is true and is important. by rufusdufus · · Score: 1

    Bah, who needs these glasses when you can have immortality rings for the low low price of 25 bucks? Alexchiu.com.

  90. Power perceived is power achieved. by gosand · · Score: 4, Interesting
    (Oh, sorry.. there is research that has PROVEN the polygraph to have 50% accuracy rate.. ranking it right up there with the 'other' lie detector: A coin with the word 'truth' on one side and 'lie' on the other!)

    Yeah, but the psychological power of being hooked up to a machine that can tell if you are lying is huge. Sure, the system can be beaten, and that has been proven. But most people don't know that, and furthermore don't know how to beat it. So they might be willing to divulge the truth more readily if they believe that if they lie they will be caught. That is why the term "lie detector" is much more ominous than "polygraph".

    Is there a way to programmatically tell if someone is lying? I think there are general "tells" that most people do when they lie, and a computer can be taught to recognize these. But I don't think it will generally be accurate enough to escape harsh (and well deserved) scrutiny from the scientific community.

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    My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    1. Re:Power perceived is power achieved. by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      I read in a Reader's Digest a long time ago about a lie detector a police department used...a metal collander wired to a copy machine that spat out "He's lying!" at the push of a button...

    2. Re:Power perceived is power achieved. by gosand · · Score: 1

      I read in a Reader's Digest a long time ago about a lie detector a police department used...a metal collander wired to a copy machine that spat out "He's lying!" at the push of a button...,p> Not that I don't believe Reader's Digest *cough*, but I checked on snopes . There is no status on this one, it could be true or false. But the story dates pretty far back (late 1960's).

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      My beliefs do not require that you agree with them.

    3. Re:Power perceived is power achieved. by jfdawes · · Score: 1

      I suspect it goes back further than that, it sounds like a corruption of a scene in one of E.E. Doc Smith's Lensman series (Grey Lensman? Galactic Patrol?) where Kimball Kinnison rigs a very similar "lie detector" using some coloured lights. The series was written in the '30s

      Wouldn't be surprised if the origin of both these versions come from the same place (possibly E. E. Doc Smith's head)

  91. My new Poker glasses by ad0gg · · Score: 1

    If they actually worked, what it would do to poker games across the world. "I See that your bluffing".

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    Have you ever been to a turkish prison?

  92. People missing a point by McDrewbie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Regardless of the fact that the technology probably isn't accurate, if such a device is ever perfected and put into widespread use, it would be the end of normal social interactions (which maybe the slashdot crowd desires.) But no longer could someone tell a white-lie to protect a friends feeling, or let someone down gently, or tell their kids half-truths to protect them until they are older. Bluffing in poker would be obsolete. Millions of people would lose their jobs as their skills in marketing and sales would be rendered null. Lastly, the institution of marriage will be destroyed as millions of wives ask their husbands if "they look fat."

    1. Re:People missing a point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You may want to read "The Light of other Days" by A. C. Clarke and some other guy (Stephen Baxter?). It extends this idea to basically a world without lies, well or at least futile lies.

      Imagine, business will not be like poker anymore but more like chess.

      The main technology is based on some different principle than the aforementioned glasses though.

    2. Re:People missing a point by Montreal+Geek · · Score: 1
      no longer could someone tell a white-lie to protect a friends feeling, or let someone down gently, or tell their kids half-truths to protect them until they are older. Bluffing in poker would be obsolete. Millions of people would lose their jobs as their skills in marketing and sales would be rendered null. Lastly, the institution of marriage will be destroyed as millions of wives ask their husbands if "they look fat."

      I'm sure the glasses are just snake oil, but you managed to make me hope they aren't.

      Those "horror" scenarios you just described are all Good Things!

      -- MG

  93. If they actually worked... by xs650 · · Score: 0

    If they actually worked, the US gumnt would have already passed laws against them.

    1. Re:If they actually worked... by xs650 · · Score: 0

      Hmmm, moderated down a point for pointing out that the gunmt wouldn't like the Truth Glasses to fall into the hands of the public. Has the gumnt infiltrated /.?

  94. Except when George Bush moves his mouth ... by DrJimbo · · Score: 1


    ... it means Dick Cheney is lying.

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    We don't see the world as it is, we see it as we are.
    -- Anais Nin
  95. X-ray glasses links by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.gagworks.com/gwp_0500.htm

    http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Reverse_20x-ray_2 0g lasses

    http://www.x-ray-camel-toe.com/nightshot-camcord er -see-through/gallery.php

  96. Calibration? by ThePyro · · Score: 1

    I didn't see any mention of having to calibrate the device or ask control questions. Are they really claiming to be able to extract all that information from so little input?

    Just thinking about the example question, "Do you plan on hijacking this plane?"... Everyone is going to answer "Yes". One word. One syllable, even. Can they really take a bunch of single-syllable responses, from people with such diverse backgrounds as you would find at an international airport, and determine who's lying?

    If the device DOES have to be calibrated for a particular individual, then that drastically reduces its usefulness.

    1. Re:Calibration? by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

      ...Do you plan on hijacking this plane?"... Everyone is going to answer "Yes"...

      Uh... please tell me what airline you're flying so I can stay away from it.

      --
      Alito: A vote for Alito is a punch in the eye to put that bitch back in her place!
  97. This sounds very convincing by richg74 · · Score: 3, Funny
    The heart of Nemesysco's security-oriented technology is a signal-processing engine that is said to use more than 8,000 algorithms each time it analyzes an incoming voice waveform. ...
    The law enforcement version achieved about 70 percent accuracy in laboratory trials, according to V Entertainment, and better than 90 percent accuracy against real criminal subjects at a beta test site at the U.S. Air Force's Rome Laboratories.

    So ... more than 8000 algorithms. And it gets even better results in a field trial than it does in the laboratory. They didn't mention its secret, unbreakable encryption with the 10^6 bit key -- just slipped their mind, I suppose.

    And, of course, this technology is so super-duper that they won't sell it to the government, but will market it to gulli^H^H^H^H^H ordinary consumers.

    Apparently the market for lunar green cheese flavored with snake oil is thriving (see: P.T. Barnum's Law of Applied Economics).

  98. i won't be impressed until... by zonker · · Score: 0

    i see one of these in voigt kampf machines in glasses form.

  99. One catch -- anti-nipple display by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    John Ashcroft has lobbied to have the lie-detecting glasses industry install anti-nipple display technologies into their products. Any time the wearers were to observe bare nipples, black bars are displayed. Any evenly-spaced round pinkish areas may also be obscured by such technology making said glasses a potential driving hazard.

  100. Old Joke by Detritus · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It reminds me of the old joke about a mental patient that believed that he was Napoleon Bonaparte. After many years of treatment, he was ready to be released. As a final test, they gave him a polygraph examination. When asked whether he was Napoleon Bonaparte, he said no. The polygraph examiner concluded that he was lying.

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    1. Re:Old Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's the difference between a computer salesman and a used car salesman?

      The used car salesman knows when he's lying.

  101. Saved by the Bell by Bigby · · Score: 1, Funny

    Screech made a love detector over a decade ago. He even proved that peanut butter and jelly aren't very affectionate toward each other.

  102. Re:Airports? by Frothy+Walrus · · Score: 0

    Tasers and thorazine are for American citizens only. Foreigners get pentothal and a straight razor.

  103. I'm skeptical by Durandal64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Polygraph tests, and probably these glasses, too, make far too many assumptions about certain physiological responses which occur when someone is not being truthful. Firstly, they assume that a raise in heart rate or pulse can only mean that the person is lying, which is simply untrue. Secondly, unlike polygraphs, there's no way for these glasses to perform a control on the person being examined (meaning that you measure what a person's "normal" physiological patterns are like). And even those controls performed are dubious, at best, because there are simply too many variables to consider. Even in basic psychology classes, they go into the problems with polygraphs in detail, and it's not hard to deconstruct the test's assumptions, even for first-year university students.

    Suppose you went up to a girl and asked her when the last time she gave a blow job was, and she answers you (hypothetically, she'd probably slap you in reality). You'd probably register a raise in blood pressure and heart rate. Are you to conclude that she lied to you? No, that's simply absurd. You asked her a personal question, out of the blue. Of course she'd be surprised. Furthermore, are you going to act normally and cooly when someone with glasses that can supposedly tell whether you're lying or not is asking you questions? Probably not. If you're an innocent man being polygraphed to see if you've committed a relatively serious crime, you're not exactly going to be acting normally, either.

    Polygraph results are inadmissible in court for a good reason. I have a very hard time buying their "96% accurate" figure.

    1. Re:I'm skeptical by Durandal64 · · Score: 1

      EDIT: Apparently, these glasses measure things like frequency in voice and other details. Even so, I'm still skeptical, not to mention the constitutional implications of the use of these glasses at airports. This is like sitting every person down at a polygraph before letting them on the plane; it reeks of civil rights violations.

    2. Re:I'm skeptical by coolgabe · · Score: 1

      One of the best ways I've heard of to establish a controlled baseline:

      1. Ask the examinee: "What's the worst thing you've ever done?"
      2. When the examinee answers, ask them: "Are you sure that is the worst thing you have ever done?"
      3. If they answer yes to step (2), you know they are lying and you have your baseline measurements.
      4. If they answer no to step (2), go back to step (1).
    3. Re:I'm skeptical by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

      what if they answer "no, I'm not sure. But its at least close" and then can't remember anything that is actually worse?

      :P

    4. Re:I'm skeptical by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Polygraph tests, and probably these glasses, too, make far too many assumptions about certain physiological responses....Suppose you went up to a girl and asked her when the last time she gave a blow job was....

      Why go through all that trouble and expense? Just tell her that your yanker is part of the polygraph appuratus and that she has to blow into it.

    5. Re:I'm skeptical by thebatlab · · Score: 1

      >> it reeks of civil rights violations

      o'er the land of the free....

    6. Re:I'm skeptical by coolgabe · · Score: 1

      Hehe, good point, but I would assume most people can think of one incredibly horrible thing they've done that they would never admit to a stranger.

  104. Nice glasses Honey. by Sparky77 · · Score: 1

    Thanks. Are you sure they don't make me look fat?

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    One bad monkey spoils the whole barrel.
  105. hey moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you fool, learn some HTML and learn to link

  106. Uh... by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

    According to Nemesysco, its accuracy as a lie detector has proven to be less important than its ability to more quickly pinpoint for interrogators where there are problems in a subject's story.

    Is it me or is there something funny about that statement? If it's not accurate then why even bother with the story? Seems to me I'd want something that is accurate AND helps me see problems in the subjects story.

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    ~~ Behold the flying cow with a rail gun! ~~
  107. Ummm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think your lying...

  108. Turn-around? by Picard42 · · Score: 1

    Great! Can we use the glasses on their creators to expose this for the horse crap it probably is?

  109. Better invention by t0ny · · Score: 4, Funny
    a product soon to be released by an Israeli company that allows the wearer of special glasses to tell whether the person they are talking to is telling a lie.

    I think they need to have these guys make glasses which detect if the person you are looking at has a bomb strapped to his waist.

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    Manipulate the moderator system! Mod someone as "overrated" today.

    1. Re:Better invention by 1984 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And they need to do it without tipping that person off. A problem with suicide bombers is that rumbling them away from the intended target can just cause them to improvise. Security checkpoints are nice and busy, and so are buses and shopping streets. It doesn't tip the balance if someone just blows himself up somewhere else that's still packed with people.

    2. Re:Better invention by t0ny · · Score: 2, Insightful
      sadly enough, it seems the security personnel who spots the suicide bomber is usually one of the people killed.

      If they can spot somebody beforehand, they can at least kill the bomber before (s)he can kill others; apprehension is pretty much not an option.

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  110. Future quotes from Love Detector users by Code-Ex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh wow! You love me. Uh... You're looking awfully horny today.

    Uh... Sorry... I'm not _that_ type of guy.

    Hey! This thing is beeping... would you like to go on a blind date?

    Honey, this thing says you love me lots so you better buy me a BIG ring!

    Uh Honey, the latest version of this thing says you don't love me at all. I'll have to contact my lawyer about my will.

  111. Yeah, this is convincing by taustin · · Score: 1

    The company selling this is V Entertainment. And entertainment company, right? Just like the Psychic Friends Network is for entertainment purposes only, but have your credit card ready.

    "Our products were originally for law enforcement use . . .but we need more development time [for that application]" Translation: They didn't buy the marketing bullshit, and it doesn't work.

    Yeah, the war on terrorism is won already.

  112. Re:Rizzle I zizzle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windblowzz IZ TEH SUCKASAURUS mY NiZZl3 BiZZL3

  113. Or..... by soothsayer491 · · Score: 1

    "Why do you still use Windows then? Why do people say they hate Windows/Hotmail/whatever, and carry on using it? The amount of Slashdot users that use Hotmail, and bitch about the mailbox size, or the amount of spam they get is amazing. Never heard of Yahoo? 6Mb free, and excellent anti-spam filters."

    Or you could use a service that I've found called Shadango.com which allows me to check all my email addresses from one interface(including yahoo, hotmail, (and they're filtered!)) On top of that I get 20MB for each address! Now my work and personal addresses are accessable all in one spot. And the best part is it's free. If you're tired of corporate giants and monopolies then quit supporting them!

    It's hard to win a fight when you don't know where to swing.

    -Willie

  114. Ethical Implications by Iron+Monkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The way I see it, there are major ethical implications to this kind of technology. I can see it now - the first attempted use of this in a rape defense - "According to my glasses, she was lying when she said 'no', and also, she loved me!!"

    Even if these things were 100% effective (and there are serious philosophical problems with ever being able to show that empirically), I think they'd be a bad idea. Believe it or not, dishonesty has its place in the maintenance of interpersonal relations. Utterly getting rid of it would likely end up being worse than the problem that we're trying to solve. Better is to help people use their own built-in ability to detect emotions/truthfulness more effectively.

    Finally, any technology (currently at least) that does sucessfully detect emotions will be prone to the same kind of 'arms race' that we see in spam detection. 'Professional' liers will learn to slip by the system, rendering whatever advantage it gave us meaningless.

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    If my enemy's enemy is my friend, what happens if my enemy is his own worst enemy?
  115. hey pot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If you don't like it, don't read it.

    Yours truly,
    kettle

  116. Think my Windows box will be upset . . ." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ". . . when it knows how much I hate it?"

    Only if you don't buy the latest Windows and throw out your old machine as soon as it's released.

  117. Can I.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ..try before buying ? I wanna see if the salesperson is telling me the truth :)

  118. I knew it! by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Us paranoids are damned no matter what we say!

    1. Re:I knew it! by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      Us paranoids are damned no matter what we say!

      not really, the test is useless if your response when you're being truthful is exactly the same as your response when you lie.

      everything I've read on the subject leads me to belive the only reason the work as much as they do (60% give or take) is because those people believe that the detector CAN tell if they're lying. Hence, if you know how the system works or you're a sociopath or delusional, the polygraph is useless on you.

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  119. Men in Black anyone.... by reuben04 · · Score: 1

    And I thought Will was wearing the glasses to be cool....

  120. no, that means he/she's getting ready to lie by rbird76 · · Score: 1

    a clean mouth means a happy mouth...so they can smile while they lie.

  121. It already know by bstadil · · Score: 1
    Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?"

    What else did you think those BSOD were caused by?

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  122. I have a Prototype! by calmdude · · Score: 1

    But I think it's broke ... they flash bright red whenever I try to read the article ...

  123. And don't forget the "XXX" version by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 1

    The "Does Anal?" detector.

  124. You Forgot Something by the_mad_poster · · Score: 1

    ...if you're assuming that the glasses become the only check in place, the post is right on the money. :p

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  125. I wonder... by Blue+Eagle+26 · · Score: 0

    What would happen if you got a pair of these anywhere near McBride? The damn thing would probably go off like a car alarm!

  126. Re:Roffle by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

    Quit whining and format your hard drive if you hate Windows so much. Surely you know about the alternative, being a /. reader and all.

    Do you mean NetBSD? ;)

    Just kidding!

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    Just because it CAN be done, doesn't mean it should!
  127. What your windows box will think by mentin · · Score: 1
    Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?"

    It will think you are a masochist, if you keep using it while hating - and will punish you more.

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    MSDOS: 20+ years without remote hole in the default install
  128. Pupil Dilation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did anyone else think these measured the degree of pupil dilation? Seems feasible to me.

    1. Re:Pupil Dilation by Trejkaz · · Score: 1

      But I get pupil dilation around people I want to fuck, not necessarily those I love...

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  129. Re:Better ObSimpsons by generationxyu · · Score: 3, Funny

    Interrigator: Checks out sir, you're ok sir, you're free to go. Moe: Good, cause I got a hot date tonight. (Lie detector buzz) Moe: Odd date (Lie detector buzz) Moe: Dinner with friend (Lie detector buzz) Moe: Dinner alone (Lie detector buzz) Moe: Watching TV alone (Lie detector buzz) Moe: All right! I'm gonna sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria Secret catalog! (Lie detector buzz) Moe: Sears catalog (Lie detector ding) Moe: Would you unhook this already, please?! I don't deserve this kind of sappy treatment! (Lie detector buzz)

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  130. Re:Problem With This... they'll be illegal! by JDBrechtel · · Score: 1

    Really?

    Do you have the results of your experiment online anywhere I can see them? How large was your sample?

    More importantly, how did you get one of these gadgets to test with? I'd love to get one to run some field tests.

    (Waits for, "do you know what sarcasm is?" reply)

  131. Collect some evidence anyone? by 0x1234 · · Score: 1

    The best way to find the truth is with evidence. So, since the Pocket PC "Love Detector" is downloadable, maybe someone here with a pocket PC could download it, try it on a number test subjects and report back how my times they got slapped?

  132. Will they be available... by Elendil · · Score: 1

    ... on time for the next SCO press conference?

  133. Austin Powers! by graveyardduckx · · Score: 0

    I can see it now! I'm gonna go to the club wearing these... "Do I make you horny baby?"

    1. Re:Austin Powers! by grolschie · · Score: 1

      "No, you are rancid."

  134. So by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is this what they do when they're not busy committing genocide in the occupied territories and stealing other peoples land?

  135. Peril Sensitive Sunglasses by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1

    Forget lie detection. What I need is a pair of Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses so I can develop a relaxed attitude to danger (A working model of which can be found here).

    --

    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

    1. Re:Peril Sensitive Sunglasses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Currently, the technology for Joo Janta's model is considered too experimental for commercial release. However, a competitor has released a version running WinCE. At the slightest sign of trouble, or for that matter even eye movement, the entire viewing area is filled with a BSOD. This has the desired effect because no one is scared of a BSOD these days. Most people aren't even surprised.

  136. Saw the prototype... by KaeloDest · · Score: 1

    on Monty Python...

    If she floats she's a weetch

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  137. Product Support Headache by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Not only that, [goggles] can tell you whether someone loves you!

    If you are a total loser, how do you ever know if it works? It would give the same answer always. It would be like testing an honesty-finder at SCO headquarters :-P

  138. "Reporting"? by XNormal · · Score: 1

    The EE Times is reporting on...

    Since when has the regurgitation of press releases been upgraded to "reporting"?

    Anyway, it's just the old voice stress detector that keeps coming up again and again. Yes, it can analyse stress in a person's voice with an accuracy somewhat better than tossing a coin. Some problems are that stress can be caused by lots of reasons other than telling a lie, many people can lie without any significant stress and finally, it's almost useless without knowing the baseline values for that person.

    Voice stress analysis is nearly useless for any specific case, but it can still be useful statistically. For example, knowing which of your customer service representatives tend to have higher stress levels in their voice (or in the caller's voice) at the end of the call compared to the baseline level at the beginning of the call.

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  139. How well does it work on the deaf? by ooby · · Score: 1

    Can the product tell if a deaf person loves me? What about a deaf-mute?

  140. Well by Dark+Lord+Seth · · Score: 1
    Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?

    Windows is Windows, so I guess it deals with your hatred the same as it does with all large amounts of data. Meaning it would probably cause a buffer overflow and give you administrator access.

  141. Oh yea, like that's a REAL useful product by lonb · · Score: 1

    Fortunately no /. readers have to worry if anyone is in love with them. Oh, BURN!!! lol

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    "Ain't I a stinka..." - Bugs
  142. Even Worse! (Was: 90% accuracy?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So on a flight with 250 passengers, 25 get harrassed, even though it's unlikely on any one flight that any of them are terrorists. Lovely!

  143. Is this the same company ... by Luscious868 · · Score: 1

    ... that created the collars for dogs and cats that can "translate" their barks and meows? If so, good luck with those glasses and I've got this great piece of ocean front property that I want to sell you for $7,000. No, you can't see it first.

  144. OT: your sig by David+Gould · · Score: 1


    Nice. But couldn't you find a way to pack in a newline at the end to keep clear of the next prompt?

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    1. Re:OT: your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Engrish for the lest of us prease?

    2. Re:OT: your sig by Rupert · · Score: 1

      Indeed I could! See my journal to see how easy it was.

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      E_NOSIG
  145. Windows box? by NoseBag · · Score: 1

    Windows box? I'd worry more about your table saw.

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    Cloned foods give the statement "We had that last week!" a whole new meaning.
  146. utter quackery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    There's no serious doubt about polygraph machines. They are simply crap backed up by mysterious slight of hand and big words.

    I have seen ads for similar glasses that give you X-Ray-Vision in the back of comic books too...

  147. This is seriously scary... by Rick+Zeman · · Score: 1
    ...because I first heard of this Israeli company and these glasses through a whole boatload of spams during the Christmas season.

    You mean it's not a joke??? What kind of news for nerds lags a month behind spammers?

  148. Actually, Yes. Good Catch by cgenman · · Score: 5, Informative

    Amir Lieberman, the developer of the system, is also responsible for the previous rash of questionable truth detector software, which happens to be still available. It did recommend training, and it was widely sold for its ability to work over the phone. It even has a sequal. (warning, Not compatible with Opera. Probably not Mozilla.)

    Namesysco doesn't claim very high accuracy for the Truster software. "The voice analyst achieved an overall accuracy rate of 78% for truthful subjects and 61% for deceptive subjects." In other words, only 10% more liars were caught than flipping a coin, while 22% of innocent subjects were considered lying.

    The American Polygraph Society does not have a much rosier view of the situation. They have concluded that Computerized Voice Stress Analysis, and specifically the Truster software, has only a "chance-level detection of deception,"

    And actually, the dead giveaway to the scam should be from the lion's mouth himself. "Our products were originally for law enforcement use ? we get all our technology from Nemesys-co ? but we need more development time [for that application]" In other words, "our products don't work and can't be sold unless you slap a 'for entertainment purposes only' label upon them. Our products are to 'entertain' airport security."

    Good catch.

  149. Flashing lights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, if someone came up to me in an airport or anywhere else with flashing lights on their glasses it's safe to say my blood pressure would go up. (FREAK ALERT!!!)

  150. Re:Example Use: by Ba3r · · Score: 1

    ouch.. modded to hell. sigh, i wonder if u people think i am serious

    ah well what the hell, troll i be, and posting tasteless comedy fills me with glee

  151. Entertainment class detection by gordguide · · Score: 1

    The underlying technology for the device is produced by Nemisysco of Israel. If you go to their site you see that the eyeglasses use their "Entertainment" class detection engine.

    " ... The more professional the investigation is, and the more risk is in stake, the sensitivity of the test must be reduced to avoid "White Noise" ..."

    All the investigative level engines use low or auto-adjustable sensitivity. The Entertainment-level devices use "Normal" sensitivity (ie less accurate).

    The only "High" sensitivity software listed is for an Entertainment-level device aimed at children.

    So I think we can safely assume that "Normal" sensitivity is really "High" since a kid's toy would be a just-for-fun device that could be demonstrated in use, by kids, to be wrong enough of the time that it's still cool to play with.

    Whew. Not only doesn't it work, but the software developers actually say as much.

  152. Size? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    if they are ugly big a good test on how they work could be asking how good you look with them to a polite person.

  153. Re:Airports? by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Who modded this guy funny ? Since when is repeating the first paragraph of the article funny ?

    Well, the first paragrapg of the article is kind of funny. Anyone who truly believes that this voice analyzer will be able to work as a lie detector on anyone, without a baseline of that person to go from, deserves to be laughed at. Granted, with the current atmosphere in the US today, with reguards to airport security, the government might just buy it.
    Though, I have to say that, on seeing this ,the first thought I had was, if I get asked this question at an airport now, by people wearing glasses, it would be tempting to say yes, or ask if blowing the plane up counts? This is just another syptom of a much larger problem, the government is now so scared of being viewed as not doing enough for security, that they will jump at the chance to appear to be doing something, no matter how misguided, and no matter how many civil liberties they have to trample on to do it.

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    Laziness is the father.
  154. Let Saddam explain to the world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...How the majority of the high tech weapons and chemical warfare capabilities he once had were actually sold to him by the Reagan administration.
    Let him testify under oath about the whole story!

    Think that will happen? Haha! Not a fuckin chance.

    He's been jacked full of mind-screwing drugs since the day he was taken by the US, and is being brainwashed as we speak, by US 'intelligence' operatives.

    "No! I never spoke to Cheney!"
    "No! I never shook hands with Rumsfeld or George Bush Sr!"
    "No! I never purchased poison gas from Americans!"
    "Yes! I played footsie with Osama every night!"

    1. Re:Let Saddam explain to the world... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The majority of the resources for Iraq's various weapons programs over the past half century came from Europe and Asia, not the US.

  155. Poker by Bullseye_blam · · Score: 1

    Actually, playing a game of poker with these glasses would be neat. Playing a game where everyone knows what the lie detector says... but who chooses to bet on its integrity? :o

  156. Can they detect the source of silent flatulence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was a serious problem in my 6th grade class.

    Mr. Hardy would have killed for a pair of glasses that would solve the SBD mystery...

  157. Disclaimer by i+love+pineapples · · Score: 1

    *Not responsible for any bodily injury that may occur while wearing glasses during a SCO press release.

  158. Re:How to not sound Anti-Sem[i]tic by David+Gould · · Score: 1


    Okay, not to sound "Pro-Semitic" or anything (though I don't see why I shouldn't), but I find it even harder to imagine "ANY other country" with a history of exercising such incredible restraint and forbearance in its responses to such a volume of terrorist attacks as Israel being considered to have "such a horrible Human Rights record".

    (Oh, and to the other responders: if I'm reading his last paragraph correctly, it sounds like his misspelling of "Israel" was a deliberate insult, not an unintended spelling error. Doesn't explain his inability to spell "Semitic", though.)

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  159. Useless by JakeD409 · · Score: 1

    The love detector seems like it will be useless... anyone who buys one of these probably doesn't have anyone who loves them.

  160. No glasses needed by Ignorant+Aardvark · · Score: 1

    My XP box already knows how mad I am at it.

  161. WHHAAA!!!! I HATE MY WINDOWS BOX!!! WHAAAA!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some people are just fucking whiny babies. If you don't like Windows, DON'T RUN IT! And don't give me that "oh I have to run it for ..." bullshit either.

  162. Re:Airports? by use_compress · · Score: 0, Troll

    Sub IdioticSlashdotUser(Article)
    Begin
    If Article.ArticleText contains "Israel"
    Article.Reply("Israel Sucks")
    Else
    Article.Reply("My G4 Kicks Ass")
    End
    End

  163. slashdotted... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why am I not suprised ?...

  164. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Not only that, they can tell you whether someone loves you!"

    If you can't tell if someone loves you, you either never had someone love you or you are reading slashdot too much.

  165. Re:Problem With This... they'll be illegal! by modecx · · Score: 1

    No they're not lying, you see... They actually be believe what they are saying!

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    Constitutional rights may be respected, repealed, or modified; but they must never be ignored.
  166. Polly shouldn't be! by SpamJunkie · · Score: 1

    Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?"

    Like a parot born with tentacles, I think it would understand.

  167. My logic beats your lie detector by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Do I look fat in this?

    No, that dress doesn't make you look fat.
    (sotto voce: your fat ass does).

    Did you like the meal I made?

    Nobody cooks like you do honey.
    (most people know what they're doing).

    --

    You can't take the sky from me...

  168. A thrilling question by Molina+the+Bofh · · Score: 1

    "Honey, did you fuck the secretary today?"

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  169. Anyones finds it funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... that this story is next to yet another SCO lawsuit ?

  170. Re:Actually, Yes. Good Catch by JoeShmoe · · Score: 1

    Truster! Yes, that's exactly it. So many people plunked down for that load of garbage, what a scam. Offer someone people want badly enough they are willing to believe it exists when in fact it does not.

    My guess is that in five or six more years after everyone forgets how poorly these glasses work, we can look forward to the introduction of Amir's amazing new telepathy lie detection kit that will let you use a helmet to read people's minds and determine if they are 10% more likely to be lying or not.

    -JoeShmoe
    .

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    -- I wonder which will go down in history as the bigger failure: the War on Drugs or the War on Filesharing
  171. I FOUND THE X-RAY GLASSES!!!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well its actualy a camcorder but it WORKS!

    http://www.advanced-intelligence.com/through.htm l

  172. Chips Styles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    of great more cops in big aviator style sunglass.

  173. JUNK! by DynaSoar · · Score: 4, Informative

    The only thing this device can measure is physiological arousal level, and it can't tell one kind of arousal from another. This is precisely the same problem with polygraph.

    Both require interpretation. That requires training. Both can be bamboozled by anyone who can control their physio responses. That requires training too; yoga is good, but biofeedback is very simple and nearly subconscious.

    Anyone can learn to fool them. And I am not about to place my personal safety in the hands of some previously underemployed and undereducated, and presently overworked and undertrained glorified rent-a-cop. I mean, my respect and sympathy to the hardworking TSA people at the airports, but they are not EVER going to receive adequate training to be able to correctly interperate physiological response measures in context. I would rather trust a Scientologist with their "clearing" device (a simple electrodermal activity meter) because at least they have experience in interperating their results in the context of a structured interview. A polygraph is not a structured interview, and some security guard spouting random accusations in the form of questions definitely is not.

    I sincerely hope this is just another bogus device that is being publicized as part of the general anti-terrorism psyops, to keep the bad guys guessing as to what can really be done. Let them spend a few million on more high tech Dunsels. But if they deploy these for regular use, everyone who had too much coffee that morning and just rushed in late from a traffic jam to the airport is going to be targeted.

    BTW, the sign on my office (room 9-151, VA Hospital, West Haven CT) says "Electrophysiology Lab". I know whereof I rant.

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    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
  174. Iraq over Venezuela by rjung2k · · Score: 1

    Iraq has more oil than Venezuela. If you've only got enough troop strength to invade and occupy one country, Iraq gives you more barrels for the buck.

  175. Mine does, this I know. by cyril3 · · Score: 1
    Think my Windows box will be upset when it knows how much I hate it?"

    Well, you'll know it wants to find out if you love it or not when all of a sudden it starts wearing glasses.

    Cause AFAIK Windows boxes don't have too many eyesight problems. Nor from my experience do they hear well. Though they respond quickly, if erratically, to physical discipline.

  176. Just a quick question.... by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

    How much concussive force are we expecting, here? Mmm-hmm, I see...

    Is it enough to, say, implode a human skull?

    Just curious.

    How much were these glasses again? Can I buy them in bulk? Say, about (quick civics recollection) 500 of them?

  177. Re:Actually, Yes. Good Catch by sjames · · Score: 1

    If it's that bad under normal circumstances, I wonder how bad it would be in a stress filled environment like airport security. After all, many people there will have already struggled to not be late, be afraid of security delays, possibly fearful of flying, be dreading spending the next 4 or more hours in cattle class, and on and on.

    Given that the device looks for stress in the voice, it would be a far from ideal environment for it to work well in.

  178. Here's the real test by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 1

    If you really want to mess with some heads, be sure to answer "yes" when they ask if you're going to hijack the plane. Note: This only works if you're convinced you're not going to hijack the plane.

    If the device registers a false response, how much do you think they'd trust it?

  179. the Real problem with this by TachyonAT · · Score: 1

    Actually the way i see it how do you decide which thing someone said was a lie? By and large people are completely full of bullshit... i think i'd just notice if the things said there was a chance the guy was telling the truth

  180. Magic Eight Ball by MisterMook · · Score: 1

    My magic eight ball I had when I was younger may have been a little more hit or miss, but at least I could find out if I was going to pass a test too.

  181. I'm more worried about employers... by barfarf · · Score: 2, Funny
    I shudder when I think about what will happen when my boss gets a hold of this... "You're late because of what?!?!?!

    :-\

  182. how do they work? infrared? by RevAaron · · Score: 1

    how do these work? are they just infrared sensors?

    I for one would love to have the ability- preferably by a monacle, though glasses would look more normal- to see infrared. you can learn a lot from a person's IR "aura." the claim here is dorky enough is that it may be cheap enough for me...

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  183. Feh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So let's assume the 90% accuracy figure is not bullshit (which it probably is).

    In other words, their own tech allegedly mis-reported the usefulness of this "lie detektion" technology, thus the offending 10% were labeled as dis-functional. Then of the "favorable 90%" tech, again 10% of that remaining of the first culture found the technology to not be useful; ad infinitum! This is like how in The Matrix there is always that small 10% of the slaves that "reject" the overall lies of their overlords.

    Do you not understand evil when it slaps you upside the face? For instance, imagine a barrel of priceless wine: if you drop 1% volume of shit (feces) into the barrel of priceless wine, then it ALL tastes like shit. If you have a barrel of shit and pour 1% volume of a priceless wine into said barrel, then you STILL have a barrel of SHIT.

    In other related news, 9 out of 10 dentists deny to have ever disliked recommending everyone to brush their teeth. Mr. RJ ToothDriller proclaims, "Due to responsible people, I no longer have enough work and money as to feed my family...off to the welfare office I go."

  184. Err... by SGrunt · · Score: 1

    Okay, this does sound like a good idea, but I have my doubts as to the accuracy of the testing. AFAIK there's no such thing as a reasonably accurate test for truth...

  185. Scrambling for solutions by dbIII · · Score: 1
    Unfortunately, a whole bunch of people think that if there is a market someone will magicly provide a solution - hence a sweat detector being used as a "lie detector" by law enforcement in areas where law enforement is elected, and other similar scams (ie. highly flawed face recognition replacing "expensive" airport security staff).

    We're not that far removed from the ignorant barbarian rulers of days gone past - there appear to be too many people who have got to where they are by shouting loudly or being related to someone that can - and there's always someone ready to tell them how wonderful they are and sell them the magic beans. The problem is, the people who are clueless and don't care would never read or listen to anything that is not trendy, so they're destined to stay that way.

  186. yet another useless invention... by MattyCobb · · Score: 1

    i want the flying cars, teleporters, floating toilets, and x-ray goggles promised to me in the 80s damnit!

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    You have 1 Moderator Point! Use it or lose it! Is that a threat? -vapid
  187. Re:Problem With This... they'll be illegal! by jellybear · · Score: 1

    My guess is the remaining 10%? What do I win?

  188. Reverend Bayes is our friend by wes33 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Let's make some assumptions that should help make the case for this kind of screening:

    Frequency of terrorists in the sample population: .0002

    Sensitivity of test: .9

    (That's the chance the test says x is a terrorist given that x really is one)

    Specificity of test: .01

    (that's the chance the test says x is a terrorist given that x is not one - false positive rate)

    These assumptions and good old Bayes' Theorem allow us to say that if x tests positive for being a terrorist then there is ... a 2 in one hundred chance he really is one.

    Given that the frequency of terrorists (even just at airports) is **way** less than .0002, and that the test is not nearly as reliable as these figures assume (IMHO), the result will be even worse.

    General screening is basically worthless.

    1. Re:Reverend Bayes is our friend by taradfong · · Score: 1

      You're right, statistically speaking if you used this device as an automated 'Are you a terrorist' booth to walk through with a big RED light for terrorist and GREEN light for normal person you'd have so many false positives as to make it useless because (10% * # of ok people) >> (90% * # of evil people).

      But as the article describes, this device works best as a first cut "Where's the BS in this story" detector. It is, in a sense, a sensory enhancer to complement that techniques and skills that people that are experts at this sort of thing already possess.

      Like a syntax highlighter.

      --
      Does it hurt to hear them lying? Was this the only world you had?
  189. Also detects losers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... oh wait, all you have to do is look at their desktop and see Linux to know that.

  190. Re:Problem With This... they'll be illegal! by Pathwalker · · Score: 1

    Well, if you want one to play with, there's always TVSA3.

    It's a bit hard find copies of it online, so I keep a copy of the last version I could find here, and a version that I recompiled with a modern compiler (so the program doesn't crash under windows ) here.

    It's a simple little command line program, that takes as input a 16 bit wav file sampled at 11025 hz, and outputs a wav file, with beeps inserted where the stress level of the speaker was over a threshold.

    It's rather slow - I keep intending to rewrite it to use a modern FFT library to see if I can get it to run in realtime, as well as port it to unix and OSX. Maybe someday I'll find time...

  191. George Costanza by DreamingReal · · Score: 1

    "Remember Jerry, it's not a lie if you believe it."

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    We want some answers and all that we get
    Some kind of shit about a terrorist threat

    - Ministry
  192. Sci Fi / Fantasy comes true? by taradfong · · Score: 1
    Reading this, it reminds me of the 'Mother Confessor' characters in the 'Sword of Truth' series by Terry Goodkind. The idea is that anyone with the ability to tell truth with certainty beomes...
    1. Hated by most everyone
    2. Incredibly powerful


    I can't imagine how the world will change if most people wear this thing - as I expect them to. I don't know if it would be for the better. I mean, on one hand it curbs lieing, but on the other hand it might simply make our increasingly anti-social society that much more so! Heck, we may all end up speaking with Hawking-like devices.

    I mean, maybe your neighbor's wife turns you on. You can't help that. And, so long as you don't do anything there's nothing wrong. But if you knew he had a 'lust detector' on his answering machine, would you ever call him?
    --
    Does it hurt to hear them lying? Was this the only world you had?
  193. Objectivity in science by Loundry · · Score: 1

    I'd say they're as objective as you get, unless of course you believe in some kind of "science-conspiracy"..

    You forget that "science" is controlled by fallible humans, not infallible angels. While scientists claim to be about research and the scientific method, almost every science is plagued by some degree with ego and monied interests. Case in point: my sig. Another one: the "nutritionists" cave-in on the Atkins diet. Here's another: global warming (or, as it's called now, "global climate change"). I suppose if these "scientists" were really living up to their creed (facts and reasoning) then we wouldn't see such divisions at all, would we?

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    I don't make the rules. I just make fun of them.
  194. The end of human race. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How will male human beings be able to get laid, if all women will know they don't love them and just want to get laid? :)

  195. let me tell you by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    I just got some of these, and when I looked at a picture of darl mcbride, they broke..

  196. Are You Going to Hijack this Plane? by 27B-6 · · Score: 1
    From the article
    It may not be long before you hear airport security screeners ask, "Do you plan on hijacking this plane?"

    I can just see this scenario...

    Screener: Sir, are you going to hijack this plane?

    Terrorist: (hesitates, then speaks in a panicked voice)Yes, I am!

    Screener: My glasses indicate that you are lying. Please get on the plane.

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    "Trust in haste. Repent at leisure"
  197. It's worse than that, actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Another post noted that the quoted accuracy rate for detecting lying individuals is actually just above 50%, not much better than chance.

    Accuracy rates of "90%" have to be questioned due to base rates.

    Let's say that you have 100 people. 10 of those are lying, 90 are telling the truth. If you just guess that all 100 individuals are telling the truth, you could quote an accuracy level of 90%.

    The same arguments apply if you select your test subjects such that 10% are telling the truth and 90% are lying, and you always guess that the individual is lying.

    This "lie detection" stuff based on these sorts of things is always such bullshit. Manipulating the statistics in this way is just the tip of the iceberg. There's a whole host of other problems relating to experimental confounds having to due with the fact that the individuals using the "detection devices" are skilled interviewers. They'd have the same accuracy rate in detecting lies without the armband, glasses, electrodes, or whatever the hell it is now.

  198. Someone please kill me! by scifiber_phil · · Score: 1

    Time was, a man's word was a sacred trust, and to call a man a liar was a serious charge not to be uttered lightly. Now everyone is assumed to be lying, and we must ferret out the liars wearing some quasi-scientific glasses. The first person wearing one of these and asking me a question will be in no doubt about my sincerity when I tell him to bite me. How many humanity killing mind numbing gauntlets can I take! I'm getting close to my limit.

  199. RE: rudeness by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Excellent points. I'd also add that sometimes, being polite and faking interest in someone you find really boring or obnoxious has indirect payoffs. Just because you don't like that one person doesn't mean you might not like their friends. If you act like a jerk to them, what's the chances the people who do get along well with them will think much of you?

    I don't think a "love detector" will end up being much more than an entertainment device. Sounds like it could be a blast at a party or something.... but even when it's right and it sniffs out someone who is currently infatuated with you, would that person be ready to admit that the machine is correct? (After all, if they didn't make a strong effort to let you know they have a thing for you, maybe there are underlying reasons? Maybe they know it might strain/jeopardize a friendship they have with another person to make that announcement public at that time? Maybe they're not the impulsive type and they want more time to think through what they're feeling? I bet many people would flat out deny that a detector of this sort was correct, even though it was.)

  200. Wow, Insightful! by Pejorian · · Score: 1

    I would say "funny", but irony can be insightful too, I guess.

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  201. I'll still respect you in the morning. by Pejorian · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If a woman thinks an erection is a good way of knowing that a man loves her, then she probably believes he'll still respect her in the morning, too!

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    - Murphy's Corollary: - It is impossible to make things foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
  202. I own a pair by Pejorian · · Score: 1

    I've bought a pair of these glasses, actually, and I was disappointed.

    They were being sold by a company I found in a comic book I was reading.

    When I finally received my Lie Detector Glasses, they turned out to be cheap plastic, with cardboard "lenses" with big red and yellow swirls printed on them. They had small holes in the middle of each "lens" and you could look through them... and they didn't work. Not at all.

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    - Murphy's Corollary: - It is impossible to make things foolproof because fools are so ingenious.
  203. No need to. It's already messed up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Oil's value is inversely proportional to its scarcity (up to a point). And the market manipulative shock value from sudden gluts and dryouts. Oh, and make sure to only allow trade in USD(eficit)$, not that E-U paper with the funny "colours". Iraq has more to manipulate with, than standalone Venezuela.

    2. a) Venezuela is already quite messed up.

    b) Most of the middle-class and rich there are fully devoted to the US, or rather, the US "greed is all"/"power of the greedy, by the greedy, for the greedy" ideology.

    c) (Most important) The jungle is too much like 'Nam (ever heard of it? It's like Alesia, only somewhere in S.E. Asia - or so I've been told ;) ). Bad place for heavy tanks, satellite reconissance, and - perhaps - terrain-surface navigation. Iraq, on the other hand, is good wide-open terrain for tanks and cruise-miss--es.

    d) It's too close to other US corporate interests (fruits, mining, cattle, -blank- ) in the region.

    e) The Guyanas are French, French soil, so, technically, they would be invading and bombing a country that borders on France, and the E.U. And both *do* have weapons of mass destruction.

    But, since you said "we", you probably know that already.

  204. Lying, US & Venezuela Coup of 2002 by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 1
    With this super-scanner, I think you'd find that most people lie a lot, that folks are stressed out a lot, and that people are nervous around police officers and in airports. I also think that 'she loves me','she loves me not' will depend on her mood. She may not love you *right now*.


    Regarding Venezuela:
    The United States has been trying to overthrow the Chavez government for years. Do you not recall that in 2002 the Bush Administration supported (or orchestrated, depending on who you talk to) the coup against Hugo Chavez, the leader of OPEC this go-round and the President of Venezuela?

  205. Uses voice, not physiological response by pmann79 · · Score: 1

    The algorithms used for the "love detector" (and the security applications) measure variations in your voice, not physiological feedback (heart rate, skin conductivity, etc). My uncle is one of the founders of V, the North American distributor. He brought the truth detecting version of the software to a family get-together at Thanksgiving, and it is pretty amazing. For example, if I wear a certain pair of shoes every day, I might say that I wear them "all the time". The software flags this as a probable falsehood; while this is a commonly used phrase, and I'm not trying to mislead anyone, I do unconsciously know that I don't wear my shoes while I'm sleeping.

    I'm sure this love detector software isn't quite as advanced (in the version we played with, you had to talk for a few seconds to give the software a baseline), it most likely can give you a good idea if someone is attracted to you.

  206. They're guilty! It's themmmmm! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Such mangled chaos could only have sprung from the (er, mind?) of Invader-Zim writers. Somebody off them ! Now ! Quickly! ;)

  207. Re:Problem With This... they'll be illegal! by Neop2Lemus · · Score: 1

    The Lawyers?

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  208. Blatently obvious! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Are you trolling? Venuezuala is a western democracy(mostly) , and there are actually some white looking people living there. And Iraq had a genocidal despot for a leader. It's people are also brown and easily painted with the terrorist brush by some of the more rabid elements of the media, and the unthinking masses can be confused into thinking they had something to do with 9/11.

  209. Could the proprietors post a sample result?... by almondjoy · · Score: 1

    An interesting sample would be the output from analyzing the Prez's speach tonight. Please - pretty please!... ;-)

  210. Voice analysis, inconclusive by ktanmay · · Score: 1
    The heart of Nemesysco's security-oriented technology is a signal-processing engine that is said to use more than 8,000 algorithms each time it analyzes an incoming voice waveform.

    "We work off the frequency range of voice patterns instead of changes in the body

    My question is this, if they've never heard the person's voice before, and if the person talks softly like a sissy and one of those algorithms equates it with an attempt at lying...

    What if the person has a throat infection?

    What if the person's voice is weird from the very beginning?

    The most important point is this, terrorists, more importantly, suicide terrorists are brainwashed zombies, and are very confident liars, the only one to suffer will be the innocent passenger.

  211. Re:Actually, Yes. Good Catch by ajagci · · Score: 1

    It's worse than that: because each subject is asked multiple questions, everybody gets a bunch of lies flagged, but not enough even to determine statistically whether all their responses are lies. So, even if 78% were right, the device would still be useless.

  212. Re:Hard facts by bobbuck · · Score: 2, Funny
    >>Most guys come with pretty straight-forward love detectors: they're called 'erections'.
    >Ladies, if you see one, there's a 96% chance that the guy's in love with you.

    Ladies, you can avoid false positives by avoiding early morning observations which account for the other 4%.

  213. ex-sense.com on firebird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    their website seems to load just fine, if that is what you meant.

    (warning though, lots of stupid eye-candy, fits the product apparently)

  214. Slashback by An+Anonymous+Hero · · Score: 1
    Not only that, they can tell you whether someone loves you!

    At any rate, it has just become dead easy to tell if the dork who asks you out is Slashdot reader.

    1. Re:Slashback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Ahem. Let's make that comment gender neutral.

  215. A few Better Uses by serutan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Honey, do you still love me?"

    "Mr. Sontag, this is all really just a load of crap, right?"

    "What's the lowest price you can give me on this car?"

    "Are you employed by any law enforcement organization?"

    "Are those real?"

    "Do you solemnly swear to defend and protect the constitution of the United States of America, and to execute the duties of the office of the Presidency to the best of your ability, so help you God?"

  216. Re:Airports? by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    "Do you plan on hijacking this plane?" ... inventors say it can tell whether a passenger is a terrorist by analyzing his answer to that simple question in real-time.

    • "Ich werde definitiv Steuerung der Flache nehmen."
    • "Tomare definitivamente el control del plano."
    • "Je prendrai certainement la commande de l'avion."
    • "Definitivamente prendero il controllo dell'aereo."
    • "Eu definitivamente estarei fazendo exame do controle do plano."
    • "Yah, dude, I'm so down on doin' a zap."

    Oh, good, they're all telling the truth. Let them go. And the third one is in love with you.

  217. Love detector. by R.Caley · · Score: 1

    Talk about trivial technology. If you are the kind of nerd who buys something like this, nobody loves you.

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  218. Truth is... by hplasm · · Score: 1

    that the Israelis know that Replicants walk amongst us, and now have the means to detect them..

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    ...and he grinned, like a fox eating shit out of a wire brush.
  219. Re:I tried to use a tape drive this way :-) by tigersha · · Score: 1

    If you put an inverter on this thing to light up when she tells the truth "Honey you light up my life" will get a whole new meaning.

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    The dangers of excessive individualism are nothing compared to the oppressiveness of excessive collectivism
  220. P300 Wave by Effugas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Metafilter pointed me towards a really interesting model for managing deception: Recognition detection. The idea is, rather than find out if someone is lying or not, simply find out if they recognize an object or scene they could only recognize if they were guilty. A certain brainwave, coined the P300 Wave, is emitted within a certain number of milliseconds of seeing an item one recognizes. One study, done by a group called Brain Wave Science, was able to reliably (and perfectly) separate FBI agents from average civilians by showing pictures of items from FBI training courses and operations. Detailed information may be found here.

    I, of course, make no claims as to the veracity or accuracy of this material. But this wave is not pure pseudoscience -- the NYT has an article showing how weak P300's correspond to weak signal recognition. And BWS isn't the only group looking into P300 and deception.

    There are other approaches -- blood flow and PET scans come to mind -- but this has the advantage of involving just a few electrodes.

    So -- we may yet see a lie detector functional in our lifetime. Of course, it won't always be trusted, for reasons similar to the legalistic need for occasional exceptions to the rule of unique suspect DNA identifiers. But it'll be there.

    --Dan