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  1. "readily apparent" on Open Source As Legal Time Bomb · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Call the Nobel committee, we have shoe in for this year's prize in Obviousness.

  2. The FCC called... on Build Your Own Cell tower · · Score: -1
  3. Re:Almost useless on Credit card signatures: Useless? · · Score: -1

    Credit card signatures uselesss?

    Students do better without computers?

    What the fuck? Is it Obvious Day?

  4. Transcript: on File Systems for Electronic Surveillance Devices? · · Score: -1

    Driver: "So, you going to steal some music off the internet today?"
    Passeger: "Yep. You?"
    Driver: "Yep. Some movies too."
    Passenger: "Cool."

  5. Actually, the last two eps were rated XXX on Star Wars Episode 3 PG-13? · · Score: -1

    Because Lucas was fucking us all in the ass.

  6. Re:In Other News... on U.S. Approves IBM/Lenovo Sale · · Score: -1

    Cool. After the sale, Slashdot will finally have an excuse to suck.

  7. Re:Kudos on Plextor PVRs Now Support Linux · · Score: -1

    Oh, please Shut The Fuck Up (TM).

  8. Re:sgiws? on Webcam Jigsaw Solver in 200 Lines of Python · · Score: 0, Informative

    r;r,rmystu. ,u frst Esydpm///

    elementary, my dear Watson...

  9. Re:I think we know what the EC thinks of him. on EU Commission Declines Patent Debate Restart · · Score: -1

    It would appear the European Commission has moderated him -1 Flamebait and will be ignoring him.

    I bet when you have a conversation with someone or read something that isn't on slashdot, you think to yourself, "Hmmm, that was +3 interesting" and the like.

  10. Re:Binding on Effective XML · · Score: -1

    I'm wondering why so many bulky computer books are softcover...

    It's all about the bling, homie. They gots to get paid.

  11. 4-ways are nice and all on 4-Way Sun Fire V40z Reviewed · · Score: 5, Funny

    But for years I have been looking for a 3-way. My wife, is uh, not very compatible.

  12. Re:THEY SHOULD REPLACE THAT THING WITH A TOMBSTONE on FreeBSD Announces Contest To Replace Daemon Logo · · Score: 4, Funny

    _____
    // BSD \
    || Free |
    || At |
    || Last |
    \||/\/\//\|/

  13. Re:***ACRONYM OVERLOAD*** on EFF Asks How Big Brother Is Watching The Internet · · Score: -1

    stfu.

  14. Shut the fuck up you fucking fuck on Taking My Freedom With Me to China? · · Score: -1

    You want freedom? Don't move to China. Don't think you can go over there and circumvent their laws because you are from somewhere else. They'll put a bullet after beating the cost out your ass.

  15. Re:Native ports now! on Running Windows Viruses Under Linux · · Score: -1

    Shut the fuck up, you dirty hippy.

  16. Dear Michael, on Blogging and Sponsorship and Openness · · Score: -1

    Shut the fuck up!

  17. Re:Shield on U.S. DOT Launches Laser Illumination Reporting · · Score: -1

    Couldn't they implement laser-reflecting shield on the plane's window or at least on pilots googles? It would go a long way protecting pilots eyes...

    Hey, dildo: They need a solution NOW, TODAY, not a year from now or three yesrs from now. So why don't you just sit back down and shut the fuck up!

  18. Re:Bush will be happy ... on EU Parliament Demands Fresh Start for Patent Directive · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    The article states:

    Poland's last-minute intervention has made them popular with supporters of the anti-patent movement.

    Bush has his famous "You forgot Poland" comment. Maybe he was on to something.


    Congratulations, you made the first tenuous connection between Bush and the current story. You are very funny and deserve the +5 funny you were after. Now why don't you just shut the fuck up!

  19. Re:Four freedoms vs Max use? on Being Free is Hard to Do · · Score: -1

    Erm, how long does it take to fire up gmplayer (or Xine) and click DVD->PrivoxyWindowOpen(or whatever the equivalent is in Xine)?

    Congrats, assface, you just won the "You Have Completely Missed the Fucking Point" award. Until next time, please shut the fuck up! Thank you, and come again.

  20. Re:Jerry Sienfeld on DRM Tinkering with Intel's PXA270? · · Score: -1

    The public doesn't want DRM on their chips.

    Hey, jackass: Slashdot is not "the public." For every one asshole like you there 1 million people who do not give a shit about DRM. And "the public" does not buy itanium processors, corporations do. So why don't you just shut the fuck up.

  21. Re:Talk About Bleedin' Obvious on Microsoft Drops Windows XP for Itanium · · Score: -1

    Anonymous Coward 1: Think up quite funny joke and post it.
    Moderator 1: +1 Funny
    Moderator 2: +1 Funny
    Moderator 3: +1 Funny
    Moderator 4: +1 Funny
    Moderator 5: +1 Funny
    Anonymous Coward 2: Think up stupid copycat joke and post it.
    Shut the fuck up!: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING MORON.

  22. Re:Won't be long... on James Bond Peelable Automobile Paint · · Score: -1

    ... until this one is banned because of potential use by terrorists.

    YOU DID IT!!! You made the first '$story_subject bound to be banned due to potential use by terrorists!' comment. Why don't you and your fucking soviet russia sig just shut the fuck up!

  23. Re:LOL, "familiarize new users" on Grokking Knoppix · · Score: -1

    Why would you call this material 'shit'?

    Hey, fuckface, perhaps you have heard of a little thing called a colloquialism. I guess not so why don't you shut the fuck up!

  24. Re:LOL, "familiarize new users" on Grokking Knoppix · · Score: -1, Troll

    And that is exactly the kind of attitude that drives away users.

    Shut the fuck up, you fucking asshole. My statement is not an attitude, it's an observation. Your precious little users manuals aren't going to make Linux mainstream.

  25. Re:Sounds like a great idea!! on The Super Superhighway · · Score: -1

    ^H jokes are so funny^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Shut the fuck up!