that you're all a bunch of goat lickers. Who cares about prices falling - nothing can fall faster than my weiner after the Viagra wears off. And the big drug companies, they advertise this stuff as a panacea, they say it's going to solve all my problems. Well, I'll tell you what - show me a pill that can stiffen my wank, cure my hemorrhoids, stop this Alzheimer's, and mend my broken hip, and that, I tell you, THAT will be the panacea. Who do they think they are, anyway? They've got nothing. Capitalism, it's a big game, and it's a tough one to play, but you've got to play it, because the only alternative is godless homosexual Communism, as espoused by the likes of Linux Torvaldez and Anal Cocks. Flaming faggots, spill your man-juice and your rectal blood somewhere else, why don't you. This country, it wasn't founded on gay love. It was founded on white power! While we're killing all the faggots, we might as well chain the niggers right back up. Either that, or ship 'em back to Africa. It ain't like they want to be here, anyway. Complaining, nothing but complaining. Reparations this, affirmative action that. You wouldn't need any of that shit if you were blowing each other's heads off, you stupid negroes! I'll tell you what - score above a 1000 on the SAT and then we'll talk. Until then, take your rap music and shove it! Rap music. That's another thing. Mindless, godless, commercialized dreck! They want to hook our kids on drugs. Mari-juana! To hell with that, I say. What this country needs is discipline. Youth, they need rules, and those rules need enforcement! Legalize all guns. Make your laws. Kill anyone who doesn't obey. That's what I say. The kikes and the niggers, they'd be gone in a heartbeat, and this great country would be restored to the possession of the white man, the way God intended it to be.
That'll teach you to make stupid errors like that on Slashdot. Don't ever think you know what you're talking about when 100k zit-faced virgin physics postgrad geekboys will be reading your posts.
Why are all you wankers reading Slashdot on a Saturday night? Go out and get pissed or something. I'm a bitter old man, so I have an excuse. All the rest of you have is bad acne. So put down your xbox controller, get out there, get plastered, and fuck someone's brains out!
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This poor man is in dire need of help, and you callous, self-righteous homosexual Communist hippie moderators mark him as a troll. You long-haired, disgusting, inhumane sons of bitches. Feyck you all!
Not only do you READ Slashdot, but you actually POST to it as well, and not only do you read AND POST to Slashdot, but you do so with the name "Elbereth." Your girlfriend is either 1) imaginary, 2) as ugly as Alan Cox's, 3) retarded, or 4) has an enormous capacity for pitying others.
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I'm only guessing, but I think it would probably have something to do with him being fucked up.
that you're all a bunch of goat lickers. Who cares about prices falling - nothing can fall faster than my weiner after the Viagra wears off. And the big drug companies, they advertise this stuff as a panacea, they say it's going to solve all my problems. Well, I'll tell you what - show me a pill that can stiffen my wank, cure my hemorrhoids, stop this Alzheimer's, and mend my broken hip, and that, I tell you, THAT will be the panacea. Who do they think they are, anyway? They've got nothing. Capitalism, it's a big game, and it's a tough one to play, but you've got to play it, because the only alternative is godless homosexual Communism, as espoused by the likes of Linux Torvaldez and Anal Cocks. Flaming faggots, spill your man-juice and your rectal blood somewhere else, why don't you. This country, it wasn't founded on gay love. It was founded on white power! While we're killing all the faggots, we might as well chain the niggers right back up. Either that, or ship 'em back to Africa. It ain't like they want to be here, anyway. Complaining, nothing but complaining. Reparations this, affirmative action that. You wouldn't need any of that shit if you were blowing each other's heads off, you stupid negroes! I'll tell you what - score above a 1000 on the SAT and then we'll talk. Until then, take your rap music and shove it! Rap music. That's another thing. Mindless, godless, commercialized dreck! They want to hook our kids on drugs. Mari-juana! To hell with that, I say. What this country needs is discipline. Youth, they need rules, and those rules need enforcement! Legalize all guns. Make your laws. Kill anyone who doesn't obey. That's what I say. The kikes and the niggers, they'd be gone in a heartbeat, and this great country would be restored to the possession of the white man, the way God intended it to be.
Your neighborhood? With my constipation, there are several fires burning on my sphincter. And you want sympathy?
Children are dying, my hemmorhoids are bleeding, and you zit-heads are making a big stink over hot cocoa. Penises.
That sounds nice. I would like my urethra filled as well please. With my prostate, you take what you can get...
Wow, that's some fucking method. I prefer missionary myself, but to each his own.
You've never seen SGI Indigo2 Extreme graphics... why, I'm the only one around here old and bitter enough to remember those.
I don't know about his hemorrhoids, but let me tell you about MY hemorrhoids...
That'll teach you to make stupid errors like that on Slashdot. Don't ever think you know what you're talking about when 100k zit-faced virgin physics postgrad geekboys will be reading your posts.
Why are all you wankers reading Slashdot on a Saturday night? Go out and get pissed or something. I'm a bitter old man, so I have an excuse. All the rest of you have is bad acne. So put down your xbox controller, get out there, get plastered, and fuck someone's brains out!
NOW!
"Blockquoth"? Cuntybollox.
URRRGHH! *Ploop* There, I just did. A nice, fat one, too...
For the open sores software movement.
Three years to write a word processor even less advanced than Appleworks, but that crashes 10x more often. Way to go, hippies.
Now that you've got the release out the door, it's back to Everquest and your complete lack of any social lives whatsoever.
I'm okay now.
I'm choking!!!111 Help help help hlpe helpe hlep help elhpel hepl ehple HELP ELHPE HELP HELP HEOLP !!!!!!! 911 911 911 1919 1 119191 911 911 911 91 19 1911911 911!!!!! HLEP!!!!!!!!
Feyck you.
This poor man is in dire need of help, and you callous, self-righteous homosexual Communist hippie moderators mark him as a troll. You long-haired, disgusting, inhumane sons of bitches. Feyck you all!
Yes, you read that right, you feycking idiots. Feyck the whole lot of you feyckers. Feyck off!
I would get a life but no one wants to date a bitter old man with a colostomy bag.
If OSS coders want to make the world a better place, all they have to do is kill themselves.
Not only do you READ Slashdot, but you actually POST to it as well, and not only do you read AND POST to Slashdot, but you do so with the name "Elbereth." Your girlfriend is either 1) imaginary, 2) as ugly as Alan Cox's, 3) retarded, or 4) has an enormous capacity for pitying others.
You have too much time on your hands. I pity you.