The chances of a (potential) customer being put off by someone *not* having piercings or tattoos are much less than of them being put off by someone who does, so the employee without them is going to be acceptable to a much larger set of (potential) customers.
Having never seen Ishtar I don't know if it was any good or not, but I've been around long enough to remember when Ishtar was Heaven's Gate before there was a Heaven's Gate.
If that stuff was sent to you via the U.S. Postal Service you should contact the local Postal Inspector. They're actual federal law enforcement officers, just like the FBI and Secret Service, and they love to catch people using the mail to break the law, any law.
Last three presidential elections? There's really no chance that voting machines could have influenced the outcome.
Except in Ohio, Indian Reservations in the Southwest, and probably some other places we don't know about yet.
On second thought, just think of this as the universe's way of saying "pull my finger".
...just don't pull on either end!
Auction it on E-bay with the announcement that all proceeds will go to fight hunger in America
Just don't mention that it's strictly your own hunger on which the proceeds will be spent.
The chances of a (potential) customer being put off by someone *not* having piercings or tattoos are much less than of them being put off by someone who does, so the employee without them is going to be acceptable to a much larger set of (potential) customers.
The State of Alabama is spending millions of dollars in federal stimulus money to combat Congress?
A decade after Reagan the USSR collapsed dramatically loosing the Cold War...
Well, then tell them to tighten it back up!
The reason the Pinto was scandalous was Ford's cold-blooded decision that paying off lawsuits would be cheaper than improving the fuel tank design.
You might want to google "pinto fuel tank".
Check out results with the terms "explode", "fire", "memo", "lawsuit".
It's been a long time since I checked, but as I recall nixies only took 100v or so.
170V DC
Having never seen Ishtar I don't know if it was any good or not, but I've been around long enough to remember when Ishtar was Heaven's Gate before there was a Heaven's Gate.
Shoulda gone old school and said Ishtar.
For some reason I read that as "Hello Kitty" satellites.
That's okay, I misread the title as "Alternative Onion Missions Proposed".
If you get an employee named Kennedy, be sure to give him/her PC109. : - )
What's really interesting is that Armitage's alleged outing of Plame to Woodward happened *before* Joe Wilson's op-ed appeared.
Potentially, it could limit access to content it owns to subscribers to its own services...
That's step 1. What's step 2?
Limit subscribers' access to just the content it owns.
The alternative to the FCC was complete control of the airwaves by the military.
...that I welcome our new TunaMelt overlords.
1/4 of Who is Pete Townsend?
Exactly!
...he still didn't want to give him his name.
Wha?
Re: your sig
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You are so cruel to toy with my hopes in that way.
If that stuff was sent to you via the U.S. Postal Service you should contact the local Postal Inspector. They're actual federal law enforcement officers, just like the FBI and Secret Service, and they love to catch people using the mail to break the law, any law.
...you might have something there...
Or even *two* somethings.
Obviously us slashdotters (who are 100% right all the time)
If that were true, you would have said "...we slashdotters...". : - )